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therealhousewifeofharrystyles · 10 months

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Whatcha doin’, Step-Bro?

*Part 1*🔞

Pairing: Harry Styles // Y/N (Step-Sibling EU)

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Word Count: ~ 1k words

NSFW -> 18+ Readers Only!!🔞

🔞*Warnings*🔞: adult language, FILTHY masturbation(M), voyeurism/exhibitionism, taboo step-sibling dynamic

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“Sup, lil sis.” Harry says deeply in your ear, startling you as you’ve been washing dishes in the sink for a while now, having been completely alone in the kitchen. You jump out of instinct. “AHHH! Harry!” You gasp. You grab a towel to dry off your hands and then turn around to face him. A stupid smirk covers his stupid, cocky face, but you can’t help the low tingling you feel trickling down your abdomen and stopping at that special place between your legs.

Your parents—his mom and your dad—have been overseas in the UK attending a wedding on the Styles side of the family, leaving you and Harry at home to take care of the house and the cats.

You and Harry technically got along just fine. You made your parents assume so, at least. But behind closed doors, Harry was a constant pest. He’s always gone out of his way to antagonize you. Whether it was sneaking up to you and spooking the living hell out of you, or making gross, perverted comments that only you could hear, he loved to piss you off. You slowly got used to it over the past couple of years, learning that no response was the best response when it comes to Harry and his big mouth. However, sometimes it could be really hard to ignore him even a little bit.

It's been especially difficult for you as the two of you have spent way too much time alone in the house since your dad and step-mom left for the airport. They’ve been gone for only 2 out of their 10-day trip, but you were nearing your limits prematurely.

The first night, he bid his evening ado’s with, “Alright…I think it’s time that me and my three pretty pussies go to bed.” If you weren’t already used to his lewd language, you’d have kicked him in the balls right after the words left his mouth. But this time, you just sat there on the couch and stretched your arms up before picking up one of your cats and heading towards your bedroom. You acted unfazed.

Alas, Harry thought he was so funny. The following morning at around 11am, he called out your name from his bedroom. You were somewhat concerned by how late he’d slept in because he typically preferred to start his days early with an obnoxiously loud work out—beginning by running up and down the stairs and doing push-ups right outside your bedroom door for 10 minutes straight. The absence of your usual, unsolicited morning alarm was pleasant at first. You woke up gently instead of abruptly and you didn’t have to dodge out of Harry’s way when making a break for the bathroom across the hall. Everything was smooth-going. But that obviously began to feel odd…something wasn’t right…maybe Harry was sick, you thought. And surely enough, as you were thinking back to whether he’d touched any of your food within the past 24 hours, his voice echoed from his room, down the hall, and all the way down the stairs to where you were standing at the kitchen island.

“Y/NNN!!!”

What the hell?! Just when you thought you were gonna have a decent day without any interruptions…ugh!

You trudged up the stairs and knocked on his door. “Uh, Harry…?” You announced from the outside of the door. He then replied soon afterwards, “…Yeah…” It sounded like a groan, like he was in pain, or something. You’re squeamish around blood, so you were extremely hesitant to come to his rescue if he’d injured himself in any way. He could be a whiny little bastard, though. So if he’d gotten hurt, he would’ve been throwing much more of a hissy fit than a little groan. Wait…What if he hit his head?! You panicked due to your mind assuming the worst.

Slowly pushing open the door, you peeked inside to check on him. What you saw was not at all the image you were expecting. Not even remotely close. There he was, spread out with his covers pushed down to his feet, his eyes shut and lips parted. One hand was resting on his chest as the other slicked itself up and down his naked length. It was all slippery and shiny. Each stroke made this filthy, wet, snapping sound. It looked as though he’d been at it for a while, as his cock looked painfully hard and his pace was agonizing. He looked to have been edging for the past 2 hours, at least. You just stood there and watched him. It was as if your legs wouldn’t allow you to leave that spot. Your eyes just devoured him in all his vulnerability—studying his rhythm, the noises he made, and the way his tattooed chest, arms, and abdomen flexed sporadically. He was beautiful. Not only was he mesmerizing to watch, but his pants and moans sent electric currents through your lower stomach. You felt sensitive. Similarly to the way the head of Harry’s gorgeous cock throbbed, so did your hidden clit.

His pace grew more desperate, more intentional, more calculated—no longer was he just lazily jerking off. He wanted to cum. Before you could even realize how much time had passed by with you just gawking at him at the doorway, his eyes blinked open and he looked right at you. He was already well-aware of your presence. He knowingly invited you to his little show. It was like he was holding it in for hours just to save it all for you. As his eyes locked onto yours, they refused to break contact. His brow furrowed with intense pleasure and he moaned out, “…Fuuuck…”

You were frozen in place. It wouldn’t even matter if you could move and get the hell out of there because you’d already witnessed it all. Well, almost. Harry’s breathing quickened and so did his sliding fist. He was close.

“…ah, shit…I’m gonna cum…I’m…I’m gonna cum, baby…”

A whimper escaped your lips and your thighs clamped together. The little noises he made merged together into one solid string of groans and profanities, his hips thrusting up to fuck his hand roughly as ropes of white cum spurted out of his cock and all over him. He kept cumming until his body shook from overstimulation, his eyes slowly flickering back and forth between you and his hand throughout the entire finale.

A giant smirk washed over his face after he’d taken his fingers and swiped up some of the warm, sticky cum that coated his glossy skin. He held his hand up as if to gesture an offering towards you and spoke, “…Wanna taste?” Your eyes widened, and you felt the skin of your cheeks heat up. You’d just been a voyeur to your step-brother’s morning masturbation session. To say you were humiliated would be an understatement. How would you ever live this one down? How could you ever live something like this down?

You had no clue what to say to him, what to do at that moment. And so you just pulled his door to a slamming close and bolted down the stairs and out the door. You got in your car and drove to the mall. Retail therapy seemed distracting enough for you to temporarily forget about what just fucking happened.

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writingshushf1 · 1 year

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hey babe 💕 hope your day is going well! if the idea clicks with you, here's a request! but, no worries if you don't vibe w/ it <3 anyways, would you be up to writing a felipe drugovich x fem!reader, where usually their sex is very sweet and lovey, and its good, but reader decide she wants to ask for something different. she sits down to talk to him all like "please don't take this wrong" and is super worried he'll hate the idea but she asks him to take it rough with her sometime and boy, he delivers 🫣 ( + spanking kink <3 )

My oh my...

Summary: felipe was sweet and lovely, but too much for your taste, so you decide to change things a bit - and he's into it.

Rating: +18

Warnings: explicit !!!! oral (f! and m! recieving), p with plot, unprotected s*x, spanking (kink), blindfold, maybe some mouth f*cking, praise kink. PURE FILFTH

Word count: 2.2k

Notes: it was supposed to be a drabble . it was supposed to be around 0.9k words. ended up a full one shot. i'm more impressed than you think .

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Their bodies were clinging together, his face was against your neck as he let out low moans. You had already reached your climax, and he was reaching his. He was mumbling incoherent things in Portuguese and you thought it was adorable.

His body crashed against the mattress and he held your hand, kissing it lightly, and you smiled and laid your head against his shoulder, closing your eyes and enjoying the rest. He was so sweet and caring, so different from the others.

Days later and there was something bothering you lately about having sex with him and you didn't know what it was, he was perfect, loving, took time with you and treated you like a princess, there was no reason to be picking on that. Since he was away for the first race of the season, you took that time to think about what was going wrong, what you felt was missing, not least because you always got there, always, often more than once.

Of course google was your source to understand what you might be feeling, because the love was there, the hard-on was there, what was missing?

And well, you found what you could possibly add. It wasn't that you had a missing piece, but a few things that could be added sometimes. Now came the hardest part, talking to him and seeing if he was okay with that. The biggest fear was that he would feel offended or even angry that you kept it from him and you didn't want to get to that point, of fighting over sex "issues".

You waited until he had the week's break between Bahrain and Jeddah. He arrived at your London apartment with the biggest smile on his face, hugging you and lifting you off the floor, filling your face with kisses.

"Eu estava com saudades!” (I've missed you.)

"I missed you too, Fe." As happy as you were, your nervousness was eating you up inside. "Drop your bags in your room and come, I made a special dinner for you."

"I'm curious." He hurriedly went to leave his suitcase in his room and quickly returned, already with slippers on his feet and without his sweatshirt.

"É... Um... I'm going to say this wrong, but... farofa de pinhão." You put it in a pot and handed it to him.

"You're the best, you know that, right?" He took a spoonful of the farofa and smiled when he tasted it. "Incredible."

You ate dinner, sitting on the couch with your legs curled up together. After a while, just listening to the background television and enjoying the moment together, he started paying more attention to you, sensing that maybe something was wrong, so at the same moment, you got up and took the pots to the kitchen, washing them while he followed you, leaning his body against the countertop, analysing your somewhat nervous movements.

When you finished cleaning the dishes, you took a deep breath and turned to him.

"We need to talk."

“Aham… Bedroom?” He was a bit startled by it, but he tried to take it as light as possible.

You walked to the bedroom and sat on the bed facing each other. You took his hands and placed them on your lap, taking a deep breath and looking at a fixed point behind him.

"First of all, love.... Please don’t take this wrong, okay?”

“Did I do something wrong, gatinha?” His worried voice made you even more nervous than you already were.

“Baby, no… Calm down and listen to me.”

“Okay. Sorry.”

“So… I love having sex with you, really, you’re the best guy I’ve ever been with, you care about what I’m feeling, it makes me cum every single time, it’s very sweet and it makes me feel so good…” You breathed in, squeezed his hands. “But sometimes I would like to do it more rough, you know? Like… You know, be rougher with me.” The tension on your body could be felt miles away. “If you’re not into it, it’s okay! I… Is it more of an idea? I’m sorry.”

“Ah. Uau.” His face expression was pure surprise, yet his smile did not lie, he was into it. “You don’t need to apologise, baby.”

He pulled you to his lap, caressing your back and leaving small kisses on your shoulder.

“Don’t worry, okay?” You looked at him, feeling that guilt fade away.

“Okay.”

“I just didn’t know you were such a naughty girl…” He murmured, stealing a quick kiss before taking you off his lap and going to the bathroom.

……………………………………………………………

You had spent your Saturday afternoon with your girl friends, going to different cafés, going shopping - which resulted in a new green lingerie set, just for him. When you came back, the lights on the apartment were low. He was sitting down on the sofa watching a football match, only in his black Adidas training shorts, his legs and arms spreaded and you could see his bulge from afar. You left your bags on the floor and sat on the arm of the sofa, running your hands through his hair.

“Hi, love…” He looked up, smiling at you.

“Oi, bem.” (Hi, dear)

“I’m going to take a shower then what do you think about some coffee and pastries from the places I went with the girls?”

“Perfect. The match will be off soon.” His fingers travelled through your thigh.

“Be right back then. Love you.”

“Te amo.” (Love you)

You ran towards the bathroom, all giggly from how he was acting, it was so sexy to see him like that. Before you went to take your shower, you got the new lingerie set and the fancy body products he gave you a while back for valentine’s day. Maybe you stayed in the shower more than you planned, mostly because you wanted to be smelling good for him - and pretty. On top of the green set, you’ve put one of his oversized shirts - that didn’t totally cover you, because your ass and thighs were bigger than most girls.

Walking back towards the open plan kitchen-living room, he was already arranging the sweets and the coffee, but he stopped everything to look at you coming to him.

“Gostosa pra caralho.” (Fucking hot)

“I try to.” You laughed, putting your arms around his neck.

Unexpectedly, he turned you around and bent you on the balcony, coming right behind you. His shorts were so tight that you were feeling him semi hard against you.

“Wearing my shirt, huh? Someone’s trying to call my attention?”

His hands were travelling around your body and he didn’t have any hurry on exploring your body. He lightly squeezes your breasts when his hands arrive on them, biting his lower lip.

“You’re wearing something under this, aren't you? Say it.”

You took a few seconds to answer him, so that was when the first slap against your ass came. A whimper escaped your lips in shock - but you liked it.

“Say it to me…” His lips got closer to your ear. “Palavras, bebê.” (Words, baby)

“Yes… I’m wearing green lingerie. I bought it today, just for you.”

“Really? I’m the luckiest man on Earth, aren’t I?” He slapped your ass again, with a little more strength than before. “Take off the shirt and show me.”

He gave you space to get up and take off the shirt - which you did at such a quick pace that made him chuckle.

“Such a good girl.” He lifted your chin. “Sit on the counter.”

You complied to his ask and soon he spread your legs and got it in between, holding your hips and starting a passionate kiss, letting his tongue pass over your mouth and colliding against yours, in such a desperate pace, like he didn’t kiss you in months. You tugged his hair a little, not giving him a chance before you started to kiss his jaw, then his neck, letting yourself bite and make bruises that he was going to show himself off to his friends. His low groans were making you wetter by the minute. Drugovich got tired of not doing anything, so he grabbed your face and lifted up, letting your neck and V line be exposed. He was so desperate that he only gave you quick hickies, soon exploring the valley of your breasts, while his thumbs were going against your nipples - the feeling of the fabric against them was making you crazy.

After listening to your moans, he smiled, going lower till the height of your thighs, laying his head there. Felipe slowly pressed a finger against your covered clit, moving in slow circles. That movement got you in surprise, making you squirm under his touch. The kisses on your thighs weren’t helping, you were melting under his touch.

“So wet… Only for me.”

“Only for you, baby.”

Out of the blue, he changed his position and picked you up, taking you to the bedroom. Feeling the soft fabric hit your back gave a good calming sensation, however you couldn’t focus on enjoying that for too long, because he got a silk cloth and brought it to you.

“Can I?”

“Yes.”

He tied it on your face, completely taking out your vision - Drugovich was a smart man, he researched online about things he could do and put a blindfold on someone appeared a lot on the websites, so why not? Slowly he took off your lingerie and you could feel his mouth going at the places where the fabric covered it once - he just left the stockings on, he thought it was sexy.

You felt his hands on your thighs, then his kisses and his finger moving your - now bare - clit, it was cold, nothing like your body. Soon, this finger had its tip curled and was going in and out of you. You moaned his name when you felt his tongue on your folds, licking the wetness away and then going harshly against your clit.

The quick but then slow movements of his tongue, followed by some sucking on your clit and his finger pumping on you was overwhelming, the moans and whimpers going out of your mouth were so loud that your neighbours probably heard him give your first orgasm. When he saw that you were overwhelmed with the climax, he pulled away, smiling and slapping both of your thighs.

“Open your mouth, baby.” He held your face and turned it to the side. You opened your mouth, knowing what was coming. “Boa garota.” (Good girl)

He slowly pushed his hard dick against your mouth so you could get used to the feeling of taking him in with a blindfold on. When you got used to the feeling, he started to move his body a bit quicker, grabbing your hair. You knew he was into it because he couldn’t hide his groans, especially the ones that pet names escaped in the middle. His pace was getting faster and rougher - he was basically fucking your mouth and you were loving the sensation of it, just at mercy of his control. You gagged a little when you felt him go deeper, but got used to the feeling, soon small tears were forming at the end of your eyes.

“If I didn’t want to fuck you so much, I would finish like that.” He took his dick out of your mouth, kissing your forehead.

He left your face against the mattress and your ass up, caressing your bum before slapping a few times - that earned strangled whimpers from you. Felipe went closer to your face, taking the blindfold off and you could notice that you could see yourself on the big mirror that was on the side wall from your room.

“I want you to see yourself moaning and falling while I’m inside of you.” He said, giving another slap on your ass.

He adjusted himself on your entrance, going in slowly, knowing that you took some time to take him in. The Brazilian didn’t move for a while, waiting for your approval. When you mouthed a “please” he knew that he could thrust into you.

Drugovich started with slow movements, to get you more comfortable. When you felt good enough, you started to move your hips against him, which earned a hard slap on your ass.

“I control the pace.” You stopped moving and let him have all the control.

This time, he was faster, grabbing your hips with both of his hands, going all in for the moment. Your thighs would slap together and the contact made the back of yours get red - that was already sensible from the multiple slaps he gave you throughout the night. Without you noticing, one of his hands went on the middle of your legs, opening up them a bit and teasing your clit - if you were already close to having an orgasm, nothing could stop you now. Since his body was closer to yours, he kissed and nibbled the back of your neck.

Soon you were chanting his name and getting into your climax, that soon triggered his and he came hard inside of you, moaning your name multiple times.

Both of you laid spread on the bed, hugging each other. He left kisses on the top of your head, caressing the side of your body.

“That was good.” He murmured.

“So fucking good.” You chuckled.

“We will do it like that always, it’s just so hot.” He pulled you closer. “Why didn’t we think about that before?”

“I don’t know, but I’m happy we know now.”

“Eu te amo, muito.” (I love you so much) “Thanks for opening up, gatinha.”

“I love you too, Fe. I was pretty nervous, but thanks for being open about it.”

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cicerenella · 5 months

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on that note- how do you view gerita/itager btw? would love to hear more about it!🇮🇹🇩🇪

i was waiting for a pairing ask! I actually really like gerita/itager, but I see it in a way that's just a little bit different from the canon...

to start, feli is obviously older than ludwig. i like to think that when germany was still a teen he looked at italy with something resembling...admiration? because think about it! this guy represented the duchy of tuscany, the republic of venice... secular and powerful kingdoms. he probably didn't realize that he was having a small crush on him. feli, on the other hand, didn't pay much attention to young lud.

gerita didn't always have the relationship they have now. during both world wars it was er...difficult, if you bring in consideration all what happened. so it was only after the establishment of the European Union that they started to actually form an healthy relationship.

that and also the fact that I headcanon italy being a tad noncommittal in his romantic relationships after the death of HRE (for context, I dont consider chibitalia a thing, so they were both adults). so at the start, this rubbed ludwig off in the wrong way an awful lot, since he is on the other hand very serious about this type of stuff. it was rocky lol.

but besides all that, today is all good! and they're not just dating, but also colleagues? they work an awful lot together, since yknow they're North Italy and Germany. EU's economy is in their hands!

so it's very cute when they finally have a moment together far from meeting rooms. feli brings out the more "laid back" side of ludwig, while ludwig brings that sense of stability that I think feli needs.

on another note, lud absolutely wakes feli up at 6 am to take him trekking in god knows where. he literally has to rip him out of the covers or something. for him it is peak quality time.

and speaking of quality time...it is actually ludwig's preferred love language along with acts of service! he isn't the best when it comes to expressing his emotions, and he's a bit stiff when it comes to physical contact. but you bet this man runs to feli's side if he needs anything, even the simplest things.

on the other side, feli's love languages are physical touch and quality time (as well)!! he's awfully coddly and will literally force ludwig to stay in bed for like...15 more minutes because he doesn't function during the day without cuddles.

just imagine these two otherwise workaholic men being awfully sweet with eachother first thing in the morning ♡♡

but don't think these two don't tease eachother restlessly! feli is a cocky bastard and ludwig easily flustered after all eheh.

the last anon said something about lud calling feli "old man" and that is something I absolutely can envision happening. ludwig might be physically more "imponent" but feli has a more mature appearance to him.

and you know after that, feli is gonna tease him back even harder, he's a bastard in that. cockiness runs in the family at this point LMAO

a genius idea just sparked in my brain and I also remember that it is canon that they cook together?? anyways, yea, they always cook together with feli teaching lud how to prepare traditional Italian (north) dishes. and again, lud teaching feli how to bake, since headcanon that he really enjoys baking.

uuuh yeah, this turned out as more as if general headcanons but we need more gerita anyways top tier ship🫶🫶

#hetalia #headcanons #it was my first pairing when i entered the fandom lol #gerita #hws italy #hws germany #feli tops #i dont make the rules sorry

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mchlgayser · 1 year

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( ✮ ) TWO WORLDS III ft neymar jr

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Az EU Parlament magazinjában van egy sorozat, ahol az EP képviselők a kedvenc ételreceptjeikről írnak. Aztán jött Cseh Katalin, aki megosztotta a kedvenc KUTYAKAJA receptjét amit elkészít a két kutyájának. Ilyenkor tényleg azt kívánom hogy lángoljon az EP ... "When The Parliament invited me to share my favourite recipe with readers, I was a little hesitant. As someone who rarely cooks – I’m always on the move between Brussels, Strasbourg and Budapest – cooking isn’t my go-to activity. I’m more used to hotel rooms than fully equipped kitchens. My hectic lifestyle as an MEP has made me deeply appreciate the European Union’s Platform Work Directive, which seeks to improve the working conditions of gig economy workers – because, frankly, Uber and Deliveroo drivers have been lifesavers for me on more than one occasion.

One thing I’ll always make time for, no matter how busy my agenda gets, is preparing healthy meals and quality treats for my two dogs, Kyra and Ziggy. They deserve the very best, a feeling I’m sure all pet parents share."

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Hiya! I saw that ur requests are open, if that's not too specific, may I ask for Solomon, mammon and Barbatos x Brazilian! Reader (Separate)? Thank you, love your blog! ☺️

I think Solomon's part would be cute, since "Sol" means sun in portuguese

—eu te amo

↳ mammon, barbatos, and solomon × brazilian!gn!reader (separately)

↳ genre: fluff | wordcount: 400+ | warnings: solomon slander (affectionate)

↳ notes: i myself am not brazilian nor do i know any brazilian people personally so i hope i managed to portray everything accurately 🙏 thank you for the request, anon! i'm glad you've liked my blog so far hdsdgjhfsfgjj

—mammon

first of all. i hc mammon speaks a decent amount of spanish

so i think it'd be pretty funny if the two of you tried having a conversation with him speaking spanish and you speaking portuguese. as an experiment hdsgjdfhshj

two latin languages trying to communicate tends to be a fun stupid thing to do when you have nothing better to do

seriously though mammon likes you so so so much!! no matter what relationship you guys have!

so i'm very sure he would be very eager to get into stuff about your culture that you're willing to share with him

but i think he would be particularly fond of samba dancing

he's not a slow dance type of guy, typically (not to say he isn't good at it) but there's a reason he prefers a club to a ballroom

mammon loves the fast paced swinging and twirling you around to the music and he absolutely adores the giggles tumbling past your lips when he manages to catch you by the waist before you fall

better than any of the music you could play for your impromptu dance practices

—barbatos

teaching him about brazilian cuisine!!

the domesticity!!!! the cozy atmosphere of the kitchen!!!

if you enjoy cooking, he can actually take a step back for once and let you teach him

but even if you prefer to take the backseat, he is so determined to make the best dish you've ever tasted

but just to make sure, he'll ask you to come help him taste test to make sure the food comes out to your liking

i had feijoada in mind when i got this idea, as it is the national brazilian dish

but i think he'd like to make whatever kind of homey dish for you when/if ever you're homesick :') even if it might just be rice and beans or smth

i also think that he's traversed around brazilian lands before his butler days. but of course, i doubt it was called brazil yet hdshkddjdh

the landscape's definitely changed a lot. the people and traditions too (depending on the era he visited)

maybe he'd tell you about it if you asked nicely enough? 🤔

—solomon

whenever you talk with it, he's going to seem like he has No Damn Clue what you're saying

you are so right portuguese is going to be very fun with the two of you

(well, depending on who you ask)

make no mistake, he absolutely knows. he's not the witty sorcerer for nothing ofc. he knows his way around humanity, and that includes linguistics

but he finds some amusement in having you translate your own words for him (like "you like me enough to do that?? 🥺 awweee,,mcc,,,,,,,,," he's so silly)

he's not too surprised if you decide to call him "sol"

it's pretty simple. like how you'd say "asmo" or "beel"

but if you explain to him that you call him that because it means sun? congrats! he's done for!

melting! absolutely whipped man!

his head is going to be in the clouds so damn much thinking about how you've essentially been calling him "sunshine" all this time

divider from @clutteredfun

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Sleepover time!!!!!

What are your favorite headcanons for each of the fire fam??<3 or just for your favorite of the firefam????<3

I came up with (most of) these just now so I'm not sure if they're my favorites but I do love them

Bobby:

Since we know he did figure skating competitions growing up, I think to this day he loves watching them with Athena and definitely has a lot of Opions™️ (especially on the judges and their scores).

Chimney:

He LOVES Star Wars movies and Empire Strikes Back is his favorite. (Finding out your dad is the villain your afraid of becoming? Yeah he relates) He also is a comic book collector and he loves reading Star Wars EU books (both Legenda and current EU).

Hen:

She makes fun of reality shows all the times but she secretly loves them (people can be SO stupid sometimes and she eats it up). The main reasons she loves it is making fun of everyone making the WORST decisions and saying the WORST things. But watching them with Karen is the best part and is the only way to get her to watch them.

Buck:

Growing up he loved reading. It was hard for him to concentrate sometimes so he especially loved it when Maddie would read to him. When she left and he told his local liberian about how sometimes it was hard to focus on reading (usually if it wasn't the topic he was currently into or a fictional story) she gave him an old cassette player and introduced him to the world of audiobooks. Nowa days he still physically reads but when he can’t focus he LOVES listening to an audiobook while doing other things too like working out or cooking or drawing. (lol I did not mean for that to be so long 😂)

Eddie:

Well I absolutely love the headcanons that he's close with his sisters and they made him watch things like the HSM movies (that he secretly loved but didn't admitted to anyone besides his sisters) and (a recent hc) they forced him into playing Barbies and watching Barbie movies (Princess And The Pauper was his favorite). I also love the hc that since we know he's into baseball that he used to play baseball in high school. But I wanna take it a step further and say that he played it since little league. Also his favorite team is the Texas Rangers (he still faithfully follows them). We know he's a self pro-claimed dancer, but I hc that Abuela taught him at a young age and when his sisters would be in dance and needed to practice he'd help them (while also secretly wishing he could take dance too but was always to afraid to ask). Also I just really love the idea that he secretly loves romance novels (lol I just have a lot of Eddie hc's that I just love)

Athena:

Watching cooking shows was a always a stress reliever for her and since she married Bobby it's become their Thing™️ where they would watch them and ALWAYS make comments if it was the right dish to make with those ingredients and make bets on who's dish would win.

Maddie:

Growing up she loved romcoms and teen movies and would watch them with Buck (who also loved them) and she loved reading books (they'd be her escape. Nowadays she absolutely loves reading romance novels and making fun of some of them with Chimney. She also likes it when at night (after Jee is in bed) sometimes she would read her current read and he'd read his current comic/graphic novel or Star Wars EU book and they'd talk about what they're reading.

May:

She loves Taylor Swift and she definitely has a Tumblr (I need more hc's for her alskdjdh)

Thank you so much!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

sleepover weekend

#911 #my headcanons #kj gets an ask #thespermdonorstorylineisstupid

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100 Questions to get to know me - I was bored ok

1. Are you a morning or night person? Morning. 2. Are you afraid of the dark? Nah, depends on the situation. 3. Are you an extrovert or introvert? Mostly extrovert. 4. Are you double jointed? Nope. 5. Are you left or right handed? Right! 6. Are you more of a tidy person or a messy one? A little of both! More messy I believe! 7. Are you on time or always late? I was always late to school, but now I’m tend to be in time mostly! 8. Are you ticklish? On some part of my body :l 9. Can you curl your tongue? Yaaaaas 10. Can you ice skate? A little, was better when I was younger! 11. Can you wiggle your ears? Yeah ;D 12. Coffee or tea? Both! 13. Cookies, cake or donuts? Cookies!!! 14. Did you ever participate in a talent show? I believe so, like once? 15. Did you go to prom? Yes, it was kinda boring though. 16. Did you like school? I loved High school due to my amazing class! 17. Do you believe in ghosts? Sometimes. 18. Do you bite your nails? Nope. 19. Do you consider yourself a good cook? Yeah sure haha 20. Do you enjoy dancing? Love dancing ;u; 21. Do you enjoy DIY or crafts? Yeah, but I do not craft things that often! 22. Do you forgive easily? Hum, depends on the situation. 23. Do you have a nickname? Aye! Moon moon, moon, Tea and Menyria! 24. Do you have any allergies? A little towards wasps! 25. Do you have any phobias? Hights :O 26. Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Earings and a yin and yang tattoo! 27. Do you have children? Nope! 28. Do you have pets? Two cats named Link and Zelda! 29. Do you have siblings? Little and bigger brother! 30. Do you prefer dogs or cats? Both are nice! 31. Do you prefer Mac or PC? PC! 32. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? Mountains. 33. Do you prefer to bath or shower? Bath!!! 34. Do you sing in the shower? Yes ofc! 35. Do you smoke? Nope! 36. Do you speak any different languages? Eh, only Swedish and English. 37. Do you still have your wisdom teeth? I have 3 left. 38. Do you still watch cartoons? Ofc I do :o 39. Do you/have you played any sports? Yeh, Kung Fu, circus and dance. 40. Does your name have a special meaning? Altea means “The healer” 41. Have you ever been hospitalized? Nope! 42. Have you ever been on a diet? Not specificly, but I have been eating less sugar at some points. 43. Have you ever been to a concert? Yeah my first one was this year 3023 lmao! 51. If money were no object what would you get for your next birthday? Trip to Hobbiton :o 52. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Still in Sweden I think XD 53. Were you ever a scout or a brownie? Noo 54. What city were you born in? Västerås! 55. What did you last eat? A left over hamburger 56. What did you want to be when you were younger? A vet 57. What do you do on a typical Friday night? Meet friends, watch some show, game, write, play dnd I guess. 58. What is one food that you refuse to eat? Olives. 59. What is one item on your bucket list? Be a naked modell at some point huh 60. What is one item you can’t live without? Phone 61. What is your shoe size? 39 EU 62. What movie have you watched repeatedly? How to train your dragon 1 63. What phone do you have (Apple or Android)? Android 64. What should you be doing right now? Maybe the dishes... 65. What’s one goal you would like to accomplish this year? Get into the school I wana go to! 66. What’s one of your pet peeves? WHen Something I’m looking forward to gets cancelled the last second. 67. What’s the last song you’ve listened to? K/DA - popstars 68. What’s the most expensive item of clothing that you own? My ish-renessance dress. 69. What’s the thing you can’t leave the house without? Phone. 70. What’s your best physical feature? Eyes and butt UwU 71. What’s your Chinese sign? RAT!!! IIIAHH 72. What’s your current obsession? My crush idgghhhjjjjkk I need to stop, cringeeeeeeeeee 73. What’s your dream car? Like a pickup with a lot of space and four wheel driven. 74. What’s your favourite animal? WOOOOOLF YAO 75. What’s your favourite book? Eragon or Acotar 76. What’s your favourite colour? Purple 77. What’s your favourite dessert? Vanilla hearts 78. What’s your favourite drink? Chai latte 79. What’s your favourite food? Something with cheese 80. What’s your favourite foreign food? Idk bro 81. What’s your favourite gadget? My penguin D20 dice 82. What’s your favourite hobby? Drawing 83. What’s your favourite movie? Narnia 84. What’s your favourite restaurant? Idk brooo 85. What’s your favourite sandwich? Something with cheese 86. What’s your favourite season? FALL!!!!! 87. What’s your favourite series? Avatar the last airbender. 88. What’s your favourite snack? Chocolate 89. What’s your favourite sport to watch? I do not have one lmao 90. What’s your favourite thing to have for breakfast? Pancakes ;3

#100 questions

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Not So Berry Legacy Challenge

Generation One: Mint

Sobrou só louça suja do Festiva de Inverno.

**Only dirty dishes from the Winter Festival were left.**

"Trazendo o Melhor (De Adorar Alguém Perto) Carola pode se inspirar para ser o melhor de si perto de um Sim que ela adora!"

Toda vez que eu quero desistir de tudo e voltar chorando para a casa da minha mãe eu olho para Charlote e me lembro que agora eu que preciso ser mãe, a melhor mãe.

**Every time I want to give up everything and go back crying to my mother's house, I look at Charlotte and remember that now I need to be a mother, the best mother.**

"Muito saboroso (de comer comida) Esse foi um prato bastante saboroso."

Eu odeio cozinhar, mas isso não ficou nada mal.

**I hate to cook, but that didn't look too bad.**

"Boa companhia (De Adorando Alguém Perto) Os Sims gostam de estar perto de alguém que eles adoram."

Eu estou me sentindo feliz aqui com ela.

**I'm feeling happy here with her.**

"Eu amo video games! (de Curtir videogames) Carola está na sua praia! E porque ela está fazendo algo que ela prefere aumentou seus ganhos de diversão!"

As vezes eu também preciso fazer algo para mim também, não é?

**Sometimes I also need to do something for myself too, don't I?**

E ela algo que ela goste também?

**And is she something she likes too?**

"Ansiedade iminente (do medo de sonhos não realizados) Esse sentimento de ansiedade paira sobre Carola quando ela descobre algo novo sobre si mesma. Um medo que não existia antes, crescendo por dentro, pronto para levar Carola à paralisia a qualquer momento."

"É quase como se alguém estivesse controlando sua vida. Carola finalmente realizará seus sonhos ou quem está controlando sua vida impedirá que seus desejos se tornem realidade?"

Mas as vezes ainda tenho medo de não conseguir realizar tudo que eu sonho, as vezes sinto que tem alguém me controlando...

**But sometimes I'm still afraid of not being able to fulfill everything I dream of, sometimes I feel like there's someone controlling me...**

...ou talvez seja só a minha consciência me dizendo o que eu tenho que fazer...e me fazendo ignorar o que eu quero fazer.

**...or maybe it's just my conscience telling me what I have to do...and making me ignore what I want to do.**

"Não brinque comigo! (De Brincando com Brinquedos) GAH! Muito tempo brincando com brinquedo de brinquedo me da vontade de fazer birra!"

Parece que Charlote enjoou de brincar, pegou o tablet que ganhou do avô, eu não acho que um pouco de tecnologia vá fazer mal para ela. Essas mães que proíbem tudo não sabem de nada.

**It seems that Charlotte got sick of playing, took the tablet she got from her grandfather, I don't think a little technology will hurt her. Those mothers who forbid everything don't know anything.**

Acho que era exatamente isso que eu estava precisando.

**I think that was exactly what I was needing.**

Um dia tranquilo e um pouco de café.

**A quiet day and some coffee.**

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 story #not so berry mint #notsobarry #carola

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dividedindiversity · 1 year

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Find the best EU dishes polls masterpost here Pictures of the dishes under the read more I welcome any suggestions for the other country polls, also as asks or under the masterpost!

Svíčková

Bramboráky

Frgál

Řízek v chlebu

Fruit-stuffed dumplings

Smažený květák

Smažák

Koláče

Utopenec

Christmas fried carp

#Best EU dishes #Czech Republic #poll

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t-shenhe · 1 year

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Grocery and food

In daily life, the choice of grocery and food is an important decision because they directly affect our health and food experience. Choosing ingredients and seasonings that are suitable for your taste and healthy can make our dining table more delicious. In this article, we will recommend some high -quality groceries and food to help you make delicious and healthy dishes. Natural organic ingredients First of all, recommend everyone to choose natural and organic ingredients. These ingredients do not have chemical additives, do not contain harmful substances, and are more beneficial to health. When buying, you can check the labels of the ingredients and choose a brand that conforms to organic certification, such as the Australian Organic Certification (ACO), the EU Organic, and so on. In organic ingredients, organic sesame sauce and organic white rice are a good choice. seafood Seafood is a very nutritious food, rich in protein and minerals. Moreover, the types of seafood are also very rich, such as abalone, lobster, sea bass, salmon and so on. When buying seafood, it is best to choose fresh, fresh and fresh! Fresh seafood is often better than frozen. When buying, you can see if the eyes and gills of seafood are clear, whether there are odor, etc. seasoning Choose a good seasoning to make the food more delicious. Among them, Douban sauce, chili oil, soy sauce, vinegar, etc. are a good choice. These seasonings can make food more delicious and can also adjust the taste of food. When buying, you can choose a brand with good quality, such as old soy sauce, raw soy sauce, golden standard soy sauce and so on. Oil Oil is also one of the important groceries for making food. Choose a good oil to make the food more delicious. Olive oil, peanut oil, sesame oil, sesame oil, etc.

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1, 4, 6-8, 10, 14, 15, 16, 18, 24, 29-30

Peço desculpas desde já pelo terminally nosey q a gente é 👀💕

hehe obrigada pelas perguntas <3

1. favourite place in your country?

I think the coastline between Rio and São Paulo (costa verde).. I used to spend my vacations there when I was younger and I still think it’s so beautiful! Would love to go to Paraty again or to any of those islands nearby 🤧🤧

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

🤔🤔 I love feijão tropeiro but that’s mostly bc I love farofa aslkdsja also broa mineira (the small ones… and sprinkled w cinnamon sugar…So Good, eating one w fresh coffee is one of the best things in life imo)

6. most hated song in your native language?

……………………….. so many… there are so many artists I dislike.. asdlkjdsf i'm a hater

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

Cafuné!!! Literally if you’ve followed me for a while you’ve seen me trying to convince ppl to incorporate ‘cafuné’ into their vocabulary. So much better than saying ‘running your fingers through someone’s hair’ and i think cafuné sounds so cute. Second word is ‘ué’ which I don’t know if it should be counted as a word but it’s so good.. being able to basically say ‘???’ out loud. Third one would be.. 'proparoxítona' for no other reason than that it think it’s fun to pronounce it

8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom?

Only when I’m abroad? I actually hate this bc like. How can u Look like a nationality, every country is so diverse 😐 the times ive been confused w other nationalities were ppl asking me if I was French (which like. what???)

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

Not really something I say a lot bc I do think it’s v rude but I find answering things w ‘teu cu’ really funny askldja

14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV?

I do! TV not so much bc it’s mostly soap operas and I don’t have the patience for it anymore, but I do think Brazilian cinema is really good and there are so many hidden gems.. I sometimes have some unpopular opinions about it tho asldksaj (don’t kill me for this but I thought Bacurau was overrated 🤐)

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

‘todo dia é outro 7 a 1’ because it’s how i’ve felt since that day and ‘eu olho pro teclado e eu não sei o que dizer, apenas sentir...’ for the things people make me read online

18. do you speak with a dialect of your native language?

I don’t… but my accent is really heavy 😔

24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?

Most of our jokes are about the Portuguese or Argentinians (apologies to my beloved mutuals from Portugal and Argentina love u guys)

29. does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?

YES w são paulo which I think it’s stupid bc clearly minas gerais is the best state from southeast brazil LMAO

30. do you have people of different nationalities in your family?

Yea! My father is british and so is his entire family (my mother was an immigrant in the UK), my cousins are from the united states… my greatgrandfather was Portuguese but my grandmother had no contact w him 🤷‍♀️

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The ____ date of my life - Chapter 11

<<< Index

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The day after The day

Recommended Music: Aonde quer que eu vá – Paralamas do Sucesso

Sova dozed off twice while Sage was kissing him. She forgot how powerful that orb was. She almost had to carry the man to her bed, which would not be an easy task because he was heavy as an ox. He slept as soon as his head touched the pillow. She lay next to him, also sleepy.

It was quite different from Sage's expectations for the first time they would sleep together. She was starting to get used to the unexpected. At least she was very pleased to find out that Sova was a great pillow. He was warm and cozy.

No wonder she was disappointed when she woke up in the morning and found out that Sova was no longer there.

It seemed like he hadn't even been in her room. No smell. No messy sheet or sunken mattress. No dishes. The only indication that the last night happened was the boot with the broken heel on her door. Sage found that ironic. Cinderella lost a shoe and won a prince in the next day. Sage loses a shoe and her prince disappears on a magic pass.

Life, the Universe, and everything else had a cruel sense of humor.

She tried to meditate, as she always did in the mornings, but everything that she could do was recalling the last day, singing the song that they sang together in the car. She couldn't help but smile when she remembered the happy moments next to Sova. The caresses, the laughs, the laughs, the gazes, and the hugs. She wanted more. She wanted better.

Heavens, she wanted him there.

She scolded herself while she was getting ready for the day. She was a trained agent and capable to control her emotions. It was a waste of time to be sad because she missed him. They just had one date, geez! With a lot of horrible events. If analyzed coldly, it was the worst date of her life.

Sage whimpered, banging her head on the dressing table. Who did she want to fool? She was already in agony with longing. And that date... That was historic. Unique. Unforgettable.

It was the best date of her life.

She decided to stop feeling sorry for herself and went down to the cafeteria. She didn't feel like making breakfast. To tell the truth, she didn't was in the mood for eating. Unless it was ice cream with Sova. That would be good. However, she had to make the check in at the infirmary. She could procrastinate a bit at the cafeteria, thinking about how her work would be better if she could take care of Sova that day. Real life had come and it was a bad joke. Sage wanted it to be a bad joke by Sova, because she could laugh at his attempt to be forcibly funny.

The bastard had even invaded her metaphors.

Really, what a mess.

Sage looked with disinterest at the breakfast food options. "Sova maybe liked that, maybe he'd eat that other one, he sure wouldn't eat that..." Sage chose a red fruit vitamin. Because she liked it, okay? And not because berries reminded her of him.

Sage sat in one of the cafeteria chairs and was sucking her vitamin out of the straw, nibbling it occasionally. She fixed her eyes at a specific point on the table in front of her, without really paying attention to it. Her thoughts were like "Sova something, Sova that, Sova here, Sova there". When she got tired of the repetition it went to "Sasha. S-A-S-H-A. SA-SHA. Mr. Novikov. Cyborg prince. Hunter. Probably the man of my life. Future father of my children." Sage's head could be very creative.

- Bonjour, ma chérie! - Chamber passed by Sage's table, sending her a charismatic smile. That one that he uses when he wanted something from someone. He sent that smile a lot to Sage.

- Bonjour... – She responded vaguely. Did Sova speak other languages? She liked when he spoke Russian, he seemed more comfortable. He could teach her Russian. But the Chinese had no idea how she would bend her tongue to pronounce half the words he spoke. - Sasha... Saashaa... - Sage whispered the words, trying to imitate Sova's accent. - Sash...

- Hey hey hey… - Raze hummed, bouncing behind Sage. - Oh, look at that. Work started early today, right Doc?

- Umm? - Sage woke up from the daydreams, looking in the direction of her voice. Raze and Killjoy sat at her table, staring at her with silly little smiles. - Well... Yes... - She narrowed her eyes to the young German girl, as if she had to remember something about her. - Are you okay?

- Oh! Ja! - Killjoy smiled at Sage, fixing her glasses in her nose. - I woke up much better today! Danke Sage! How did you make this new arm? It's like something from another world!

The Chinese raised her eyebrows, remembering what happened before the date. It seemed an irrelevant memory when she could be thinking about Sova.

- Little do I know... - She mumbled, leaning in the direction of Killjoy. - What do you mean with “from another world”? Does something seem wrong? Are you feeling anything different?

- Well...

- Don't change the subject! - Raze pulled Killjoy lightly. - What's going on between you and Chamber?

Sage looked at Raze, frowning.

- Ahw?

- Did you go out with him yesterday or not? - Raze spoke at once, losing her temper.

Sage bowed her head, trying to understand what the Brazilian meant.

- Go out... With... Chamber? - She spoke slowly as if assimilating that information was a job for a supercomputer.

- Yes, yes! - Raze leaned over the table, looking at Sage curiously.

The mere mention of the idea seemed ridiculous enough to Sage. At first, she was already finding it hard to remember who the hell was Chamber.

- Heey fam! - Astra entered the cafeteria accompanied by Reyna, who was already eating a sweet bread. - Look at her! - Astra turned to Sage, giving a mischievous smile. - Was a good night?

She raised her eyebrows. They had found out about the date. She didn't think Sova was going to tell everyone. However, Sage had a feeling that something was wrong.

- What do you mean?

- She doesn't want to tell us! - Raze whined. - Reyna, tell her to tell us!

- Leave the girl alone. - The Mexican sat next to Sage, staring at the others as if she was her bodyguard. - Everything alright, corazón?

Sage looked at Reyna and relaxed.

- Alright, what exactly is everybody talking about?

Reyna sighed as if she were tired, sticking all the sweet bread in her mouth. Astra opened her mouth as if explaining everything, but Chamber went through their table again. The Frenchman gently waved to the girls, sending a wink to Sage while drinking his coffee. Sage didn't even notice it, because she was still trying to remember who Chamber was. Killjoy and Raze looked at each other and then looked at Sage.

- Girl...

- He's so into you. - The two of them talked together, opening big smiles.

- Who? - Sage looked at the girls and then looked around, searching for Sova. It could only be him they were talking about. Where was he anyway?

- Oxi. - Raze raised an eyebrow, looking at Sage.

- Chamber. - Killjoy spoke as if it were obvious.

- Who's Chamber? - Sage lost the patience, looking at the younger ones.

Reyna, who had not yet swallowed her bread, laughed, choking next. Astra was chocked, while Raze and Killjoy looked at Sage as if she were crazy. Or had Alzheimer's.

- Are you serious? - Astra tilted her head to the side, confused. - Eeeeh?

- What’s the matter? Who's Chamber? - Sage looked at the others, stopping her gaze at Reyna, touching her shoulder. - Are you okay?

Reyna nodded, coughing, and laughing, slamming her fist on her chest.

At that moment Jett and Skye arrived, with Yoru next to the redhead.

- Hey guys! - The Korean spoke excitedly. - What's the joke?

- Sage doesn't know the guy who she is fucking. - Raze spoke, still looking at Sage in disbelief.

- What? - Sage turned to Raze, grimacing. - I don't even know what you're talking about.

- Chamber is the tall Frenchman, wears glasses, military cut, gold tattoos. - Killjoy recovered faster than the Brazilian from the shock, explaining to Sage. - Don't know?

- The one that was eating you with his eyes about two minutes ago. - Astra pointed out where Chamber went, still astonished.

- I still don't understand how Chamber got into this. - Skye sat at the table with Yoru. The Japanese gave a giggle, leaning on the table. - You said you were going to be quiet. Then be quiet. - The redhead looked at her boyfriend with irritation. He raised his hands in sign of surrender, passing his fingers through his mouth as if it were a zipper.

- Skye... - Sage turned to hers, hoping to understand what was going on. - What the hell is everybody talking about?

Skye let her shoulders fall off, as if she didn't want to be included in it.

- So... There was a misunderstanding…

- I told you it was craziness. - Reyna spoke with a hoarse voice, recovering from the choking.

- It was Chamber himself who told me you were going out! - Astra whined.

- You said they were already making out! - Raze pointed to Astra, narrowing her eyes.

- I said nothing!

- Do you want the print screen?

Sage was already getting a headache.

- So doc. - Jett appeared behind Sage, hugging her affectionately. Sage looked at the Korean with suspicion. - Somehow, that I can't tell you how, they concluded that you dumped Sova and traded him for Chamber.

The Chinese was so outraged by that possibility that she squeezed her vitamin cup, exploding it into her.

- Oh, shit! - Sage looked at herself, with her white uniform taking on a pink hue. - How the hell this happened? ¹ - She looked at the other girls, raising an eyebrow. - I spent the whole night with Sova! I don't even remember of any Chamber! - She made an angry face of indignation. Jett walked away from her quickly, afraid of an explosion that would end up on top of her.

- I told you it was craziness! - Reyna repeated, satisfied with herself.

- But... But... Why didn't you explain it in the group then? - Astra shrank, trying to find a justification for herself.

- Is this in the group? - Sage was shocked, her face turning red.

- She broke her cell phone, mates. - Skye sighed, shaking her head. - I'm sorry, Sage. I tried to change their minds, but no one listened to me.

- Or me! - Jett returned to near Sage, narrowing her eyes to Raze and Killjoy, who shrank in their corner. She gave Sage a cloth to clean herself, leaning on Reyna's chair.

- Ouch… - Sage took the cloth, past it in her uniform. She gave up trying to remove the stain and massaged her temples, nervous. - I hate this place.

- How was the date after all, Sage? - Yoru spoke, giving a mischievous smile.

- Oh, bro, don’t you dare. - Raze grimaced, looking at Yoru.

- You shouldn't even be here. - Jett made an ugly face for Yoru.

- Did I ask anything for you? - Yoru raised an eyebrow, looking at them both. - Why don't you go...

- Babe. - Skye pulled Yoru by his jacket, getting him close to her. - I forgot our sandwiches on the counter. Will you take it for me?

Yoru made a "Is it serious?" face for Skye.

- You have to pay more attention. - The Japanese poked his girlfriend, making a sullen face. – You do this every day.

- Pliasi - Skye pecked, making a cute voice.

- Umm... - Yoru pecked too and approached Skye, giving her a quick kiss.

- Argh. - Jett rolled her eyes. - I'm going to throw.

Sage wanted to cry. As if it wasn't enough to be in the middle of an absurd gossip, she was still dying of Sova's longing. "I want mine!" She almost cried, looking at Yoru and Skye.

- It's not our fault if you're sour. - Yoru gave Skye another peck, getting up from the table. - Did you wet the plants, too?

- Yes! - Skye nodded quickly, watching Yoru rise. - Do you want what tea today? You haven't tasted Red Velvet or Puddin’ yet.

- Haven't they ended the menu? - Killjoy looked at them both with disdain. - Ridiculous.

- Did you ended it? - Astra made a grimace, looking at Killjoy.

- Red Velvet. - He nodded to Skye, walking out.

- Hoy hoy! - Skye called Yoru when he had moved away a little. He looked over his shoulder with boredom, as if waiting for her to ask for something else. The redhead smiled, sending him a kiss in the air. Yoru smiled slightly, getting his ears red. He sent a kiss in the air back to her, walking away. – Oh…

Sage definitely wanted Sova there. Her heart was squeezing. She didn't know missing really had physical effects.

- You know, you guys are cute and all. - Reyna looked at Skye raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms over the table. - But I prefer when you're fighting.

- Right? - Jett pointed to Reyna as if she were the most reasonable person in the world.

- I got him out of here, didn't I? - Skye grumbled. She didn't seem happy about Yoru's leaving. She turned to Sage. - I want to know how the date went! - She smiled excitedly. - The real one. With Sova.

Then, six pairs of curious eyes turned to Sage, whose owners were willing to do almost anything to get the information. Sage has shrunk. That's why she didn't want anyone to know about.

- But it really happened? - Raze said, suspicious.

- Raze, I hang out with Sova yesterday. - Sage admitted, looking seriously at the Brazilian. Speaking that out loud seemed different. It made everything more real. She wanted to smile.

- Seeeeee? - Jett showed to Raze her tongue.

Raze turned to Astra, narrowing her eyes, to which the other shrank, ashamed to believe vehemently in fake news and spread them.

- Have you seen him around? - Sage looked at the girls, frowning. Most denied it with their heads. - I haven't seen him today... - She sighed, miserable.

- Noup. - Raze popped her tongue, still fulminating Astra with her gaze.

- How was the date with him? - Skye encouraged, leaning on the table in the direction of Sage.

The Chinese thought a little about what she should or shouldn't tell. She smiled slightly, remembering the most important of all.

- Sasha... Sova... He's a terrible driver, as well as stubborn and annoying. He has a horrible musical taste. I can't understand his sense of humor. He's pretty weird sometimes. - Sage looked around, as if waiting for him to come up just because she talked about him.

- Tsc... - Reyna made a face of disdain. - I always said he wasn't all that.

- He has some strange stories… - Sage continued, ignoring Reyna. She bit her lower lip, containing another smile. - He's really weird… It's lovely... He's kind, caring, polite, intelligent... In addition to being very hardworking and talented... - Sage leaned on the table, looking at the cafeteria entrance over her shoulder as if waiting for Sova to show up. – He’s a picky eater… - She gave another smile, thinking about how she'd love to convince Sova to have more ice cream. - Likes fancy books...

Killjoy and Raze looked at each other again, as if they had an internal conversation. Astra whistled.

- Chamber has no chance. - The Ghanaian nodded, thoughtful.

- Yeah, she fell. - Jett patted Sage on the shoulder twice, turning the table. - I'm going to get my coffee.

- Ownti... - Skye made a cute face, looking at Sage. - She's in love!

- He took care of me when we were chased by the duck. - Sage continued, giving slight laugh, remembering to see Sova being chased by the bird. - Or I took care of him. Dunno.

- What? - Skye frowned.

- A duck? - Reyna turned to Sage, wrinkling her nose.

- What duck? - Astra leaned towards her.

- Oh. And he carried me when it rained... - Sage gave a silly smile, until she blushed, remembering the rain. - Shit, that man is so hot. - She cried, banging her head on the table. - I want Sova! - She said like a sly kid, shaking her head from side to side.

- Okay, okay, whatever. - Reyna patted Sage, pulling her lightly to lift her face. - What's the duck story?

- There's ducks around here? - Killjoy made a confused face, looking at Raze, who shrugged.

- Oh… - Sage made a peck, leaning her chin on her arms. - A duck tried to kill us.

- What do you mean? - Astra tilted her head, confused.

- A real duck? - Raze scratched the back of her head.

- Guys… - Skye say to the others, looking away.

- Yes, a real duck. Sova wanted to kill him. - Sage shook her head in reproval, making a grimace.

- Why was there a duck trying to kill you? - Reyna asked at last, still confused.

- Was there a duck trying to kill you? - Jett approached Sage, leaning on the table standing next to her, drinking her coffee.

Sage sighed. Explaining that story would be a lot more humiliating than funny. She opened her mouth to start it, until a voice coming from behind her interrupted her.

- Yes. But it was protecting their duckling, so we were the ones who were wrong. - It looked like Sage could recognize that voice with headphones and underwater. She stood up as if she had taken a shock, turning to look at Sova. She relaxed when she saw him, thinking everything would be better with his presence. - And good morning, ladies! - He smiled kindly, supporting one hand in the chair that Sage was. She stared at him with anticipation, waiting for him to look back at her or talk to her alone. He was already wearing his uniform for missions, just didn't wear the blue cape yet. Sage was tempted to check to see if his holsters were well adjusted. - And Reyna. - Sova undid the smile, talking dryly with the Mexican.

- Ah Sova, dear, I think there's something on your face. - Reyna smiled lazily. - I think it's mediocrity. It's leaking through the pores. - She did a beak, looking at him.

The other agents looked at each other. The declared war between Sova and Reyna was one of the protocol's most regular entertainments, after the fights of Yoru and Skye.

- Nice try. But you're not going to ruin my day. - The Russian rolled his eyes and turned to Sage. Her heart jumped when she got his look. He seemed to be afraid for a moment of what to talk about, between opening his lips and then letting go of the air, giving a smile. - Good morning, Ling Ying... - Sova spoke slowly, lower, watching her closely.

Sage felt her cheeks warm. He looked at her with such fascination and expectation that even a blind man would realize that he longed to see her too. That he missed her. That now that she was with him, he didn't want to leave her side anymore.

- Good morning, Sasha... - She spoke the same way, controlling herself to not hug him and kiss him right there, regardless of the audience.

- I… Ahw... - He looked at the girls and leaned in the direction of Sage, speaking lower. – Can you... Come with me? I wanted to talk to you.

- HOOOOOOOOOOY! - Sova didn't remember that the audition of a gossiper could even capture a feather touching a puddle of water 30 feet away. The more his whisper to Sage.

- “Come with me” he says? - Raze said, forgetting she was angry with Astra. Sage blushed, fulminating Raze with her eyes.

- Talk? He said he just wants to talk? - Astra looked at Raze, raising her eyebrows. Sova walked away from Sage, messing with his hair.

- I’m not sure. - Killjoy shook her head, looking at them both.

- Really. That's why no one can stand you all. - Jett grimaced, looking at all three but turned to Sova. - You're among friends, Sova, you can say you're going to stick your tongue down her throat.

- Okay. Enough. - Sage got up, beating his hands on the table. - I don't want to hear a peep out of you all. – She sent her killer look to every one of the girls and, believe me, you don't want to get that look from a healer who shoots while running.

- I didn’t… - Skye tried to defend herself, but Sage raised an eyebrow at her, shutting her up.

The Chinese sighed, turning to Sova.

- Let’s go… - She spoke in a sweet voice, contrasting with the one she used to talk to the girls. Sage enjoined her fingers with Sova's, pulling him out of the cafeteria.

They hadn't even gotten to the door when Raze and Jett released a...

- Peep.

Sage count one to five in Chinese, thinking about reasons to not take the gun out of Sova's holster and shoot them both. It was not easy to find more than "deliberate killing is wrong." But if she were resurrected both after...

- Hey… - Sova gently pulled Sage's hand, drawing her attention. He pointed his head to the exit, giving her a slight smile. Sage took a deep breath, letting the air out slowly as she followed him.

It only took three steps with Sova for Sage forget that she wasn't even sad, outraged and angry just in that morning. Three steps by his side were enough for her to realize she was really with him. And that was all that mattered. One step at a time. Shaking their hands back and forth as if they were young. She could get used to the serenity of that kind of moment.

- So... - He spoke first, looking at her by the corner of his eyes as they kept walking down the hall. - Did you talk to the girls about us?

"Us." There really was a "us." Hearing that from Sova's lips brought a sense of reality to Sage. They weren't a peculiar dream. They were there. Really. It all happened. She had not fallen with a realistic projection of her subconscious.

- I thought you told them about us. - She spoke with a smile when uttering the last word, enjoying all its meanings.

They left the base and Sage took a deep breath, feeling the scent of wet grass. Sova pulled her down a path around the building, under some trees affected by radianite. The stone was the cause of mutations not only in humans, but also in flora, generating purple cherry trees with lemon-flavored fruits and rainbow-colored apple trees, for example. In addition to carnivorous roses and parasitic flowers, which were carefully locked in the laboratory. Those things were once the cause of a lot of trouble for the agents. Sage liked to wander around there, where was a wide variety of mutant trees. It was all so crazy, it looked like she was in a fantasy story.

- No... - Sova began to speak, but frowned, remembering the day before. – Oh… - He looked at Sage with a guilty face. - I kind of had to talk about it with Yoru and Cypher... They must have told to them. Sorry. - Sova looked away, making mention of letting go of Sage's hand. To which she pulled it close.

- It's all right. They were going to find out one way or the other... - She shrugged, giving a slight smile. But she soon undid it, looking away. - You... Wasn't in bed this morning. - She blushed a little, shaking Sova's hand.

- Didn't you see my message? - Sova stopped walking, under a tree with small drop-shaped fruits, sparkling like diamonds.

- I don't have a cell phone anymore, remember? - She tilted her head to the side, making a peck. Then she noticed a bag in his free hand. Sage blinked, recognizing the logo of it.

- I left a note in the kitchen. - Sova explained, smiling. - Didn't you see it?

Sage did an "oh" with her lips. The kitchen. The place she'd been away that morning. She denied it with her head, approaching Sova.

- It's fine. - The Russian shrugged, showing the bag. - I wanted to have breakfast with you.

She looked at the bag and then looked at Sova, raising her eyebrows.

- Did you walk to the TeaShop I told you I liked? - From the base to the tea shop Sage liked it was about two miles away. It would be a light walk for the morning if it was by car.

- Yes, my car kind of broke down, remember? - Sova spoke with amusement. - And I have legs for a reason. - Sova poked Sage with the hand that was next to her, letting her go for a moment. Sage's hand fell beside her body as she looked at Sova with her lips opened. She was too astonished this time to complain about him letting go her hand. - I was going to give you flowers yesterday, by the way. - Sage blinked a few times, twisting her nose at the idea. - They're probably dead in the back seat now. - Sova opened the bag, picking up a red box decorated with a lace. He held her out to Sage, giving a charming smile. - Today I thought a little and thought you'd like this more.

The Chinese picked up the box slowly, looking at it carefully. She undid the lace that held the lid of the box and opened it. Sage opened her mouth more, seeing a selection of buttery flower-shaped biscuits, still warm because they were protected inside the box.

- I didn’t found out… -Sova stopped talking when Sage looked at him. He ran his hand through his hair, giving an awkward smile. - I didn't know... Which one was your favorite. So I ordered the selection that I thought you'd like. It has matcha, vanilla, dark and white chocolate, strawberry, orange and... black tea. All vegetarian. I checked. - He nodded and opened the bag again, picking up another red box. - And here's the tea. The lady said this is one of the best of its kind. I thought it would make more sense to prepare here. - Sova smiled at Sage, but then undid the smile, looking away. - If you want, of course...

Sage raised an eyebrow, looking at him in surprise. Did she look like she didn't want to be with him?

- I want it. - Sage approached him, closing the box and holding it close to her chest. - I loved the present. - She smiled, standing on tiptoe and giving Sova a peck.

The Russian gave a radiant smile, putting one hand around her waist.

- So... I was thinking when I was coming back... Maybe I can't be with you much today... I have a mission. - The two visibly withered with the last sentence. But Sova gave her another smile, pulling her closer. - Would you like to hang out with me again?

Sage wondered if she looks like she still needed him to ask about that.

- Of course. - Sage nodded quickly, with her eyes shining with excitement for certainly spending more time with him. - You're not easy to kill. You’re going to come back to me safe... - She shrugged and Sova widened his smile, nodding. - But... Do you think we can still eat together? - The Chinese showed the box, making a peck.

Sova nodded to her again, still smiling. Sage smiled, wondering how she wouldn't complain about seeing that smile every day. He looked at her so closely that Sage sometimes thought he took time off just to analyze her with his robotic eye.

- Oh! - She exclaimed, as if she remembered something. – I must do something first.

- Wha... - Before Sova asked the question, Sage pulled him, kissing him.

The bright fruits of the tree could fall on them. One of the agents could get in their way. In an explosion of creativity, an alien invasion could happen.

But as amazing as it sounds, this is a love story.

And what really happened in that kiss was that two hearts pierced by cupid's arrows were intertwined. They found a singular certainty in the universe, those that it seems that the planets combine to ratify.

They'd definitely be each other's. No doubt, no fears and no matter about the rest. Just the two of them and the love that blossomed there.

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Actually, it wasn't just the two of them.

A few meters above them, in one of the windows of the base building, about 13 heads were together to see what was going on.

After all, who can resist a fresh gossip in the morning?

- Finally! - Phoenix exclaimed, throwing his hands up. - I thought he'd never do it!

- I told you he wanted to stick his tongue down her throat. - Jett leaned on the window, looking at them. - Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.

- She has a terrible taste for boyfriends. - Reyna made a grimace of disgust for the two of them, turning to her nails then.

- It would be better if it were me. - Chamber crossed his arms, raising his eyebrows in disdain.

- Shut up Vincent, no one asked for your opinion. - Yoru rolled his eyes, turning to both. - My boy, he learned from me. - The Japanese spoke with pride.

- Ouch. - Skye walked away a little from Yoru, embarrassed.

- Give it to me. - Viper reached out to Cypher, who put money in her hand, grumpy.

- I’ll give they more five minutes. – Brimstone crossed his arms, looking at both. – Sova still has a huge mess to clean up.

- Oh God, Brim, let them! – Viper rolled her eyes, counting the money

Sova and Sage knew that above them there were a bunch of people gossiping about their lives.

Like I said, they didn't care.

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¹ The exchange of information is essential for the proper functioning of the Valorant Protocol. That's a nice way of saying that agents are blatant gossipers. Especially Yoru and Cypher. While one became invisible to take care of people's lives, the other worked full-time as an information dealer. Sova wasn't stupid to think the two wouldn't love to comment about the date out there, but he was naïve enough to think that money would buy their silence. At least Cypher kept his mouth shut because he'd rather die than violate his conduct code. For free, at least. And, because of that, Viper had to pay him to know what was happening between Sova and Sage. On the other hand, Yoru, even talking about honor from time to time, was devoid of any morals regarding secrecy. He always worked for his own benefit. It was to get out of boredom that he told the gossip to Phoenix, so the British woke up from death in the infirmary. Phoenix was excited by the news ("it's about time, right?"). Before meeting Sova in the elevator, he told Jett the news. The Korean was happy ("it’s about time, right?") and went to run, because she was electric after resurrecting. The path of gossip could have ended there. However, Yoru would obviously tell Skye the gossip, who was the reason why he was bored in the infirmary. The redhead was very pleased with the news ("finally!") and ended up talking about it with Breach when she met him in the corridor of the base. Skye added to the comment her concern for Sage, who seemed exhausted after the frantic shift in the infirmary. Sage was likely to give up to hang out with Sova for that. The Swedish giant understood that the Chinese would dump the Russian. By the way, Breach was close to Chamber, who had some kind of crush in Sage. So Breach ran to tell to his friend that his path was clear. Chamber's ego inflated like a pufferfish and he can't help bragging to Astra that Sage would dump Sova and go out with him as soon as he invited her. Astra understood that Chamber and Sage would be together. She also saw Sova and Viper together in the elevator. He's all dressed up and Viper in a hurry. Astra assumed that Sova would hang out with Viper. The Ghanaian felt obliged to spread the story. She threw a message at a group chat explaining all the gossip. To make it even worse, she thought she sent everything in the girls' private group, but sent it to the official Protocol group. If Sage or Sova saw the messages in the group chat, they'd find out she was going out with Chamber and him with Viper that afternoon. Jett had to try to fix the story while Skye begged Yoru to fix it. Even though Yoru and Cypher despised Chamber enough to wear a shirt written "Team Sova", both were too entertained by the chaos to do something. Raze and Killjoy only gave credit to the most absurd story. Reyna found out everything too late to use her brain and make people realize that this whole idea was ridiculous. Brimstone was too lazy to read all the messages and told everyone to shut up and get back to their business. Viper wasn't aware of everything because she already know everything. And Chamber disappeared in the middle of the afternoon and who knows where he went.

Omen preferred knitting.

So that's basically how this happened.

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