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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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For the sfw ship ask game... ZoSan please? (the nsfw is fine too if you want to do both or either)

I'll do both

SFW version (specify for which version you send the ship

1. Who is the grumpiest in the morning

ZORO - He wakes up around 10am so anything earlier than that is just a pain in the ass [can relate]

2. Who worries more when the other is sick/hurt

SANJI - he worries about everyone but especially so with Zoro, he doesn’t like to show it because Zoro gets mad about being coddled so Sanji does his best to take care of him silently without being too bothersome, usually just leaving his favorite meals in little tupperware in the fridge for when Zoro’s built an appetite or leaves medicine and water on Zoro’s nightstand for when he wakes up in the middle of the night. This is their love language.

3. Who plays pranks on the other

SANJI - fueled more so by Usopp, Zoro acts like he minds but he has fun with it too. Especially since only 14% of Sanji’s pranks actually work lol

4. Who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa

ZORO - They usually cuddle without any engagement, they just sit together and it flows into a cuddle naturally, but on days where Sanji is hyper-stressed and panicky, Zoro will drag him over to sit and hug out his frustrations

5. Who insists on creating nicknames for the other

SANJI - Sanji insists on pet names and Zoro insists on calling him adulterated versions like booby/boob instead of baby/babe, dartboard instead of darling, shitty instead of sweetie, horny instead of honey, etc etc. Sanji hates it but sometimes he likes it cuz at least the dumbass is doing SOMETHING amirite?

6. Who says ‘I love you’ first

ZORO - during a particularly dull day when they’re just hanging out and yeah maybe it’s kinda boring and Sanji doesn’t look particularly happy but still very relaxed, Zoro looks over at him and feels all the content and peace he could ever hope for and just says it out loud. The abruptness of it all shocks Sanji but he absolutely swoons. Nothing makes him happier than knowing that Zoro said it first

7. Who’s the messiest one

ZORO - ”It’s called organized chaos, cook. Do not touch my stuff”

8. Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA

SANJI - he’ll flirt in public, he’ll fight in public, but holding hands and kissing his man for all to see makes his heart flutter and his breath catch and he’s so bashful he freezes in a panic. If Sanji is going to kiss or touch Zoro in any way, he’s gonna go all the way. Can’t do that in public

9. Who’s the funniest drunk

SANJI - He thinks he can dance when he’s drunk and proves himself wrong every time

10. Who texts the most

BOTH - Sanji likes to text sweet nothings, Zoro likes to send memes

11. Who has the most embarrassing taste in music

NEITHER - okay maybe Zoro, but that’s only because Perona added a bunch of music to his phone without his permission that one time. Also, he likes Nickelback. I like Nickelback. Fuck you all, we don’t need your approval

12. Who reads the most

BOTH - Sanji reads biographical cookbooks, and travel and food blogs. Zoro reads motorcycle magazines and reddit. I read fanfiction, not that anyone asked lol

13. Who’s better with kids

ZORO - he has the patience for it and always instills discipline in naughty brats. Sanji has no patience for kids, is always ready to bro down with a 3rd grader, and will tell dirty jokes and trip them while they walk. Sanji is a prick but he would make a good dad. That is until their kids become teenagers.

14. Who’s the one that fixes things around the house

ZORO - Zoro can fix a leaky faucet, realign gutters and Spackle a wall. He may not be able to build anything like Franky but minor repairs are easy. He can however rebuild a car engine.

15. Who cooks and who cleans up

BOTH - Sanji may be the chef in the relationship but his job can be taxing so Zoro takes charge in the kitchen every once in a while. During their first month together, Sanji came home really late to find Zoro had made stew and was impressed by how good it was. “I can make this much, ya know. It’s just meat and veg in a pot; what’s difficult?” Zoro has always been able to cook basic meals and Sanji loves it when he’s being taken care of. Chores are done when they are noticed; whoever is available does it. It’s an unspoken agreement they have. You see something, you have free time; just do it.

#this is my longest one yet #I have many ZoSan opinions #BrainDeadAnswers #anon #ZoSan #ship meme #op headcanons #op ship meme

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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"Sad scene meme" Kid + 4B

A very upset expression for a very upset Eustass Kid

#eustass kid #vergina-spva #BrainDeadArt #he doesn't cry in canonverse but he cries in my kokoro #that wispy flick in spiky hair and fur/feather coats that Oda does is hard #i'd hate to try to draw Doffy or Rosinante because damn #that's that a lot of wispy flicks and flicky wisps #Kid tried to style his hair to look like flames but in reality it looks like a carnation #he's a waking mother's day gift #my son is my gift lol #also he nekkid #we love a nekkid eustass #hbtm #BrainDeadAnswers

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braindeadmaggot · 1 year

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Your tags always me me laugh. Never change! ♥️

Nope. Say goodbye to the tags.

Never again! 💔

#BrainDeadAnswers #anon

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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Also, draw the happy couple: KidLaw + 4 (I'm just giving you some to choose from, you don't have to do them all, unless you want to)

They're so happy~

#eustass kid #trafaglar law #KidLaw #BrainDeadArt #vergina-spva #BrainDeadAnswers #quick sketch plus color #roller ballpoint instead of fountain today #really proud of this one #KidxLaw #9 more art requests left #plus the 8 i forgot about in 2014 #oops

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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For the character bingo: Law

partial bingo gets partial art. though technically it shouldn't at all because he really has done so many wrong things but I think we can all agree that he has received a full pardon for them...

#BrainDeadAnswers #Vergina-SPVA #trafalgar law #character opinion bingo #you lose #lol #joke #why do they look like that because first of all #where the hell are his leg tattoos???#second. he has made some very poor fashion choices #tho not as bad as Sanji #BrainDeadArt

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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Fuck Snog Marry Avoid Kill (Admiral Edition)

Akainu, Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora, Sengoku

Kill - Kizaru. I don't know why but I really, really hate Borsalino. Just... I think he's the worst admiral. Maybe it's because of his lazy-justice attitude. He's wishy-washy and I don't trust that.

Avoid - Sengoku. There's nothing wrong with Sengoku, I like him a lot and he's got a goat!! I love goats!! I hope we get one here on the farm soon. But he's more like a mentor/dad to me, I guess. That makes Rosi my bro and I like that. LOL Law is my son

Snog - Fujitora. Issho is so cute!! I wanna suck face with him soooooo badly. And he has such a great overall disposition. I wouldn't mind marrying him either. I like him a lot. That snog session would be very very long with lots of exploring hands.

Marry - Akainu. Now wait a fucking minute. Sit your ass down before you @ me. Sakazuki has principals. He has strong convictions and he does not waver. That's pretty damn impressive. Now if our world wasn't such shit right now and we actually liked law enforcement as a whole, I think we could all agree that he's a pretty admirable admiral (lololol words). As a military man he's not that bad. I've honestly met worse. But I've also met a lot better. My father was in the military, his father was in the military, I almost joined the military (I backed out last minute because I'm smol and weak, and the day after I went to the recruiter and took my test, I watched a documentary about r*pe in the military... and I got spooked) Also outside of the military, he's a pretty chill, laid back guy who likes training bonsai, wearing aloha shirts, watching the sunset while drinking tea, probably has a couple of pets and plus he has tattoos (and post TS a beard). That's hot. I think he would be a good husband. If he treats his partner with the same respect and passion that he has for the law then yeah, I'd marry him in a heartbeat. This is way Kizaru sucks. He probably has 6 side pieces for every day of the week, plus 2 more for leap year.

Oh, also. If Sakazuki starts policing basic human rights, even just a little bit; instant divorce. Will set all his bonsai and stupid ugly shirts on fire.

Fuck - Aokiji. Kuzan is good guy Sengoku and virtuous Sakazuki put together. He is badass and smexy and has great hair. He'd also make an amazing husband, but he has priorities and needs to go off and save the world. I can't tie him down like that. That'd be unfair to the world. Not everyone can be Clint Barton (the worst Avenger lololol) so yeah, let's fuck him. More than twice preferably

#Kuzan #Aojiki #BrainDeadArt #opfanart #op fanart #BrainDeadAnswers #anon #fuck marry kill #snog marry void #op ask games #look as his shoes #i wanted to give him a fedora because his character design is based off of Matsuda Yusaku and he wears a fedora in the film Detective Story #this was also rushed it made this in like an hour #his fingies so suckies #i thought about having him look down on the viewer but he's too chill for that #he's not boa hancock #he respects you no matter what #he's just a little bit sleepy #FSMAK

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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For the SFW ship ask thingy: Chopper x Bepo

SFW version (get the template here)

1. Who is the grumpiest in the morning?

BEPO - well, technically neither but Bepo can get pretty cranky when he wakes up sweaty 🥵 Chopper is the same but because of his smaller stature, he doesn't get overheated like Bepo.

2. Who worries more when the other is sick/hurt?

CHOPPER - Absolutely Chopper. 10,000% everyday. You have an itch in your throat? He's got the lozenges. Got some stiffness in your shoulder? He's there with the menthol balm to massage it away. Feeling a bit dizzy and lightheaded? He's got a bowl of mixed nuts and dry fruit for you to bring up your blood sugar. If that doesn't work he'll perform the Semont Maneuver on you to reset the crystals in your ears (< I do this often for my mom because she has chronic vertigo)

3. Who plays pranks on the other?

BEPO - it's not very often but on the days they're both feeling playful and they're just goofing off, Bepo will hide behind doors and around corners and jump scare Chopper. Chopper tries to do it back but it ends up being soooooo cute, Bepo can't help but snuggle him to death. Sometimes Chopper will try out one of Usopp's pranks on Bepo but it's usually a failure but Bepo pretends like it worked because c'mon.

4. Who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa?

CHOPPER - whether it's "watch this show with me" or "let's play video games" or "we had so much fun playing in the snow, let's enjoy our hot cocoa on the sofa together" Chopper is always DTS (Down TO Snug) 🤗

5. Who insists on creating nicknames for the other?

NEITHER - They just use their names but they will call each other usually dude, bro, and man, but they also say buddy, guy, friend and pal just as often (think the Canadians in South Park since they're both Canadian ya know 🤣 unless Oda-sensei reveals Bepo to be Russian in our world, then he'll call Chopper his comrade)

6. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

CHOPPER - He says this on December 25th because Bepo is the only one to give him both birthday AND Christmas gifts and all of them were really cool and amazing and exactly what he needed. Bepo is very thoughtful and Chopper was so moved that he just blurted it out. Bepo was flabbergasted at first because it was in front of all their friends too and he couldn't help but say it back due to the pressure. The perfect bro-mance 🤝

7. Who’s the messiest one?

BEPO - Chopper's medical background forces him to be super tidy and sterile. He puts everything back where it belongs in its special place and cleans up after himself right away. Bepo on the other hand is an artist and while he is organized with his supplies, he creates a huge mess while he works and usually lets crap lie around for a few days before actually picking it up (Captain Procrastinate)

8. Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA?

BEPO - Bepo is very bashful and when he sees Chopper being cute he can't help but blush his face off 😳 So when Chopper gives him treats, thanks him wholeheartedly and (especially) says 'I love you', he panics and becomes an utter mess. He's completely smitten and his friends never let him live it down.

9. Who’s the funniest drunk?

CHOPPER - VERY low tolerance. Even though he eats a full fat, high protein, heavy carb meal before drinking, it still absorbs into his blood way too quickly and he's already scream singing karaoke and dancing with his shirt off 🕺 before he's finished his first beer ()

10. Who texts the most?

CHOPPER - MEMES. All the memes. And TikTok. Any medical pun he can find, he sends to Bepo. But sometimes he's a little too helpful and essentially MANSPLAINS every joke until it's not funny anymore but while most of Chopper's friends silently hate that (they're in a group chat, he's basically Boyle from B99) Bepo appreciates it because then he doesn't have to web search it.

11. Who has the most embarrassing taste in music?

BOTH - They both listen to dubstep, nightcore, teen pop and country rap 🤠 (except Old Town Road, that's actually really good. But Cotton Eye Joe?? NO!!!) anything that they can dance to and fun to sing at karaoke night (though everyone hates them for it, they're too cute to boo) (btw I like Cotton Eye Joe lol)

12. Who reads the most?

BOTH - Chopper reads more than Bepo but they're both reading and studying to advance their careers. Chopper is a pre-med student working on becoming a family medicine physician (Like Doctor Mike!) and Bepo is an art curator and is always brushing up on his history (lol puns), he specializes in cartography and map restoration. He draws webtoons for fun (they're about ant/arctic animals 🐺⚪🐻🦌🐧)

13. Who’s better with kids?

CHOPPER - as a family medicine physician, he'll need to work with a lot of kids and babies so he gets a lot of practice dealing with kids at his big brother's day care (can you guess who that is?) Kids make Bepo nervous but they like him all the same. They love that he's big and strong and want to climb on him, which makes his even more nervous because he doesn't want to get sued for child endangerment (Bepo also has a big brother, he's a school bus driver 🚌 [can you guess who it is???])

14. Who’s the one that fixes things around the house?

BEPO - he took shop class in high school and learned a lot there, plus he sometimes helps his big bro to do maintenance on the school buses. He's a pretty handy fella.

15. Who cooks and who cleans up?

BOTH - They both cook (they both are bad at it, but it's edible and nutritious) and they both clean up. Chopper likes to get the tidying up finished quickly or he can't relax, so Bepo pitches in without argument. They're both surprisingly really good at making desserts (they both have big sweet teeth 🧁🍧)

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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Your art is amazing and your facial expressions are perfection!

(this is my last try to make you blush, but just because I'm trying to make you blush doesn't mean I don't mean it! Because I do 100% mean it!)

Iya~ yayayaya

Shut up ya bastard~ I don't need your damn compliments~

Screw you ya jerk~ *dances away*

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#BrainDeadAnswers #Vergina-SPVA #make me blush #AND YOU DID #kono-yarou #you even made my hat blush #self portrait #i colored my face in but my phone decided the blush was more important that complexion and just removed my skin entirely???#okay???#BrainDeadArt #2.30 am tome for bed #plus there's a big storm rn so the power might go out #can't art in the dark #well you can but it might not be good #lol #froggy hat #ik haat je. maar ik hou van jou #💚💚💚#typos in the tags

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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Fuck, Snog, Marry, Avoid, Kill (Supernova edition part 2): Hawkins, Apoo, Luffy, Urouge, Bege (Nope, you won't get Law. Too bad)

Jokes on you I DON'T WANT LAW!!

Kill - Apoo. I love music. I know music. What Apoo makes it's trash. Its worse than pornogrind. Worse than nightcore. I'd rather listen to an entire classroom of kindergartners thrash on pots and pans and pianos for 67 hours. It'd be better music than Apoo's stupid fruit. I gave him the benefit of the doubt in Sabaody but as time went by he got worse. Trash human.

Avoid - Luffy. As much as I love One Piece. As much as I love the plot and story and everything... I'm not that big of a Luffy fan. I love him don't get me wrong, he's an amazing character but like, there are more entertaining characters out there. Like Zoro and Brook looking at just in the crew alone. Goda did an amazing job making hundreds of amazing characters. Also, I don't want to do anything intimate with him so... yeah.

Snog - Urouge. He looks like he'd be fun to suck faces with.

Marry - Bege. He did right by Chiffon. He is the best husband and the best father ever! Such a great dad. Better than Shanks that's for sure (looking at you Film Red) and better than Yasopp and Dragon and Franky's dad and Robin's Uncle. I'd marry him because I know he'd treat me and my children right. Plus he's got that cool fruit, i'd never run out of storage space. Plus free traveling lol (go to sleep in my own bed, wake up in Japan or something. No need to pack, got everything I need. Plus shopping will be amazing cuz I don't need to worry about check in luggage lol)

Fuck - Hawkins. He looks like Joey Jordison of Slipknot - specifically from the self titled album (plus I have a long hair kink lol)

I mean look at him, tell me that ain't Basil. Joey is my favorite drummer of all time. I love him so much 🖤 RIP #1

Bonus: dude from CP0 kind of looks like Corey Taylor from the All Hope Is Gone era

#BrainDeadAnswers #Basil Hawkins #FSMAK #anon #i answered this immediately after i got it but thw art took longer than expected #we got busy installing some shelves and putting our video game collection on display #finally #funny how i dont explain why i like Basil #before the time skip i did. i am waaaay into the occult like a lot. i was excited to know his crew more. plus he has a black cat mink #and when the Kid/Hawkins/Apoo alliance happened i was really excited too i thought this was going to be good. i had so many high hopes #i was so excited for the music (even tho apoo's fruit is trash) i wanted to write so many fics about all of them just partying and raving #i was very heavily influenced by the fact that hawkin's looks like Joey. Kid's crew is basically Rammstein and apoo has a music fruit #i wanted these assholes to MOSS endlessly #i even started shipping Hawkins and Apoo around this time #but when the chapter where kid was imprisoned came out i got pissed and didn't want any of that any more #i was so mad #fuck that noise #tagapalooza #fuck marry kill #snog marry avoid #BrainDeadArt

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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SFW ship ask... Marco x Ace

[REQUESTS STILL OPEN]

SFW version (get the template here)

1. Who is the grumpiest in the morning?

MARCO - He's tired and old, every morning rolling out of his Tempur-Pedic bed is like waking up in a dumpster with a wicked hangover (something he's done many times in his youth so he's very familiar). Marco wakes up at dawn to get at least 45 minutes of yoga in else he'll be sore for the rest of the morning. It doesn't help there's a little fire demon keeping him up all night 😉😉 Ace on the other hand either wakes up refreshed or confused. He has mild narcolepsy in Modern-verse (he doesn't pass out randomly like in canonverse but he does get very sleepy in the afternoon and needs naps) and has extremely lucid dreams, so waking up can be a slow feat to conquer. IRL, he dreams about being a pirate, in OP he dreams about being a comedic stunt actor on a TV show with his crazy friends (guess what it's called 🤣🤣)

2. Who worries more when the other is sick/hurt?

ACE - Ace has a very high tolerance for pain and is constantly getting hurt (plus with his DF he can't really get hurt, unless you have haki) so he doesn't understand what should or shouldn't hurt for other people. Also when he's sick, his metabolism and immune system are in overdrive so he eats and sleeps a lot, and gets better faster. He worries about others because he doesn't know what normal is. Marco, on the other hand, is a doctor. He doesn't give two shits about you, as long as you're not in imminent danger - you're fine. Just drink some tea, rub some dirt in it and get out of his office. Marco is too busy to worry about your nonsense, especially living with Ace, he's become immune to people falling down or accidentally electrocuting themselves. It's only when you're not moving that he's worried (plus with his DF he can just heal you and be done with it)

3. Who plays pranks on the other?

ACE - Ever since I thought about "the dream TV show" I can't stop putting Ace in situations where he's just an obnoxious little goofball (canon) just fucking around and pissing people off for some laughs. Marco didn't always have an undercut, but one day Ace shaved a dick into the back of his head while Marco was passed out drunk and to remedy it Marco shaved the whole underside. He's kept the hairstyle ever since because it turned out to be really flattering on him. Ace is only half upset that this prank backfired (he likes the feel of the stubble when he runs his fingers through Marco's hair) [I have an undercut, it feels amazing 🖤🖤🖤]

4. Who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa?

MARCO - Ace is usually on the couch either playing video games, on his phone, or napping so Marco just slides in next to him and just enjoys each others company. Sometimes, if Marco doesn't have a book or his laptop, Ace will pass him the other controller or show him some videos on phone and they'll snuggle up under the granny square blanket Izou made them. Canonverse it's also Marco, but usually under a thin sheet while they lay on the deck and watch the stars.

5. Who insists on creating nicknames for the other?

ACE - These nicknames are only for teasing and goading like during a battle (hey chicken toes! Over here flappy boy!) or while they're drinking (banana hat, or cheep cheep) but on just a normal day, casual conversation, serious conversation, anytime it's just their names. Marco does call Ace 'babe' during sad and emotional, or sweet and intimate moments.

6. Who says ��I love you’ first?

MARCO - Ace felt it first but he figured it would have been immature to confess right away so he spent several months holding it in, until one day a sleepy Marco rolled over and said it to him first, and Ace almost started crying. Marco… may have panicked when the tears started welling up.

7. Who’s the messiest one?

BOTH - Ace is messy when it comes to eating (he spills sauces and gets rice down his shirt [I'm also guilty of this 👀👀]) and he leaves a trail of clothes (when he wears any) and toys in his wake like some kind of trash tornado. Marco is tidy in almost every sense except his desk. His workspace is mountains and mountains of papers, both files and sticky notes, he has pens and pencils everywhere and there are baskets meant for organizing stacked on top of each other full of random shit (I am very very guilty of this, my office is a mess of work stuff, work decor [I used to do video classes and have stuffed animals everywhere - need to get rid of them, crochet and sewing crafts, art stuff, Gundam builds, books, video games, several drink cups and bottles, everything everywhere - Marco is like this). Marco even saved little plastic trays from cookie, veggie and tofu packages for sorting his small stationary but it actually made everything worse (very guilty too, also don't keep colored pencils in Pringles cans people). Marco can never find a pen or pencil. And when he does it's either broken, lost it's eraser, or it's out of ink.

8. Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA?

NEITHER - why feel uncomfortable? They love each other and will express that anyway, anywhere, in front of anyone. They will hold back and stay decent because c'mon, even they know that's a bit too much. But they are never uncomfortable. Ace will, however, will blush if some watching (i.e. Thatch or Vista) wags an eyebrow at them.

9. Who’s the funniest drunk?

BOTH - Ace is an entertainer when he drinks. He sings and dances and performs tricks and stunts like the little circus monkey he is. He is a joy to have at any gathering. Marco is a quiet drinker but what makes it funny is that his resistance is completely gone and anything Thatch and Ace do to him is met with smiles and pats on the head. He's compliant like a sleepy grandma watching her grandkids playing with snails in the garden. Izou will put a flower crown and drink umbrellas in his hair, Namur and Haruta will give him things to hold, stacking cups and plates on top of each other like a precarious game of Marco Jenga, Thatch will put tasteful makeup (which he stole from Izou while he wasn't looking) on him and Marco will gently close his eyes and pout his lips to give Thatch better access. He's a gentle drunk and everyone loves him. It's the most hilarious part of the night. Sometimes they get him to dance but when his partner is Ace it turns into a slow waltz and Ace ends up a blushing mess, forcing them to sit back down. Dancing Marco is quite rare.

10. Who texts the most?

ACE - Ace texts in small bursts, sentences cut into pieces so Marco's phone blows up at leave 7 times before Ace finishes his question. Marco sends a single long message with everything he needs to say. Ace sends memes and shares links with him throughout the day but Marco leaves handwritten "have a good day" notes in Ace's bag and jacket pocket.

11. Who has the most embarrassing taste in music?

NEITHER - they prefer classic and mainstream music. Nothing really weird. On their own time, Marco collects vintage records (mostly 50s and 60s like Etta James, Buddy Holly, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra; but he also has 70s disco and funk albums) and anything that's soothing to listen to while he does paperwork. Ace likes anything fast and loud (mostly 80s and 90s rock like Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Saliva, POD, Godsmack, Shinedown, Steel Panther, etc; and some country like Trace Adkins and Luke Combs). They will listen to - and do enjoy - hip hop and pop songs that their friends play when they're all together. They like Ice Cube (You Can Do It), DMX (Party Up), 2 Live Crew (Pop That P****), Master P (Rock it), Lizzo (Juice), Post Malone (Rockstar), and Latto (Big Energy - mostly because it samples Genius of Love and Marco loves funk))

12. Who reads the most?

MARCO - Aside from studying, Marco enjoys reading crime thriller and murder mystery novels, like thoses by James Patterson and Kathy Reichs. He also loves the Honor Harrington series by David Weber (military science fiction) [I, too, have read many of these books, I used to have the first 10 HH books]. Ace likes manga serials like Gintama, Beelzebub, BNHA, Fire Force, and Chainsaw Man.

13. Who’s better with kids?

ACE - Kids love Ace because he's fun and durable (they can beat on him and he won't complain). Kids also love Marco because he has soothing energy and he's really nice. He will teach any little kid that asks how to fish or catch bullfrogs (my dad was like this; very soothing) and is a great mediator when there's a scuffle and Ace can't defuse the situation.

14. Who’s the one that fixes things around the house?

ACE - Marco is too busy to do menial repairs, plus his creaky bones won't allow him to crawl under a cabinet to fix a leaky sink. Ace is really good at repairs because his little brothers (and him) broke so much shit growing up and when Sabo (the original handyman) left (went missing, or got adopted? I don't know I haven't decided if they're in the foster system or not), Ace took over as Mr. Fix-it.

15. Who cooks and who cleans up?

MARCO - Ace has an… unorthodox palate and cooks up the most outrageous recipes to curb his munchies. He's the kind of guy that puts ranch dressing on takoyaki, maple syrup on Oreos, butter in coffee, or peanut butter on a ham sandwich [I have done all of these, and they are very yummy]. This freaks Marco the fuck out and also when Ace cooks, there's a mountain of dishes for only a single bowl of mac and cheese?? HOW?! So Marco takes charge of the kitchen and Ace is the handyman. Win-win.

#MarcoAce #Marco x Ace #ship meme #BrainDeadAnswers #anon #pardon this delay #this took me a few hours to do because I was distracted watching Iron Chef and Thor Dark World #also it's actually friggin' long #I also had to do it twice because the browser glitched and I lost all my hard work #;-;#please enjoy #op ship meme #btw #Ace is 30 and Marco is 45

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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Yaay I get to ask you stuff!

2. Most hated character?

3. Favorite romantic ship with Shachi? And with Bonney?

16. If you could change one thing in One Piece (the story or the world), what would it be?

ask away sensei~ I am prepared to answer all.

BUT BEWARE ALL WHO ENTER!!

This will end up long winded and preachy just like my tags and fic comments.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

2. Most hated character?

believe it or not it’s not Blackbeard lol. I’m actually kind glad he exists and while I wish we had seen more of Thatch (it’s crazy he literally has like TWO panels in the manga and he’s super duper popular throughout the fandom, it’s so great). I hate quite a few characters, mostly because they suck or they pissed me off, but my top two are Nami and Bartholomew Kuma.

Why Nami? She’s kinda.... meh to me. Don’t get me wrong, I like that there are some normies in the plot that aren’t just naturally superhuman like Zoro and Sanji (but then we learn it’s haki and biological experimentation). Usopp’s a normie (his ammo is not), Tashigi and Kuina seem pretty normal to me (just very skilled with swords). Bartolomeo is pretty normal (he just has a janky devil fruit). I’m not really sure what it is, I had already disliked her before I discovered them diehard Nami haters (are they even still around, I never followed any of that). She was cool at first but I think the timeskip ruined her for me. Hard to explain. Hatred for Nami 7/10.

Bartholomew Kuma........ Kuma Kuma Kuma. Where the fuck do I start with this? I’ve had blow ups with Cyriusli about this a few times whenever his ass popped back up in the story line or in rando memes. I didn’t mind him in Thriller Bark, thought he was a good add-in to the whole ‘fuck around and find out’ bits. I love the memes of Zoro figuring out that his sacrifice was pointless because Kuma wasn’t really going to kill his boss’ son. Those are hilarious! It was during the time skip when we learned about Kuma, about him being a Revolutionary, when Ivankov got mad in the flashback, when we saw him guarding the Sunny, when he was a slave to the Celestials. It actually took me a couple of years and some talks with Cyriusli until I realized that Kuma planned all of this. How I didn’t notice before I have no clue, but everything he did, he did just full intention. He made deals with Vegapunk to experiment on him (consent), he sent the Straw Hats to islands that were perfect for their growth (you think he knew Sanji hated okama or was he just thinking “oh this boy is a cook, Iva-chan has all these amazing recipes he made for us before, this young cook will benefit from this” and just sent Sanji’s homophobic ass off to Twirling Heart Island. I also think he knew full well about Zoro’s plans to fight Mihawk so that must have been a last attempt at being a troll before becoming a mindless drone). And his last wish before losing all control was to protect the Sunny. What the serious fuck Kuma? How are you benefiting from this?? This is where I get mad. Why didn’t you tell Ivankov and Inazuma (oh btw I ship KumaZuma)? Why the lies? Why the deceit? Who are you trying to protect? I asked all these questions and thought of something.

NEW THEORY: He sent Franky to one of Vegapunk’s abandoned labs... He sent Franky to learn ALL ABOUT Vegapunk’s experiments. Bastard is banking on Franky being able to turn him back. That’s what it is. At first maybe he didn’t see a way out, but then he saw Franky and the Sunny at Thriller Bark, and of course he follows the news and learned about the new crewmate, he knows what Franky’s capable of. He finally agreed to Vegapunk’s terms and gave up, hoping the Straw Hats might save him. Now that’s a huge gamble but we all know Franky is a man of honor and might volunteer to do it. My hatred for Kuma went from 10/10 to 8/10, but I still don’t like him.

3. Favorite romantic ship with Shachi, or Bonney?

ho ho ho, before I got into KilGuin I was shipping Penguin with Shachi, and Killer with Bonney. I think the whole KilBon came from some old fanart when we were first introduced to the Supernova and also the fact that his fave food is pasta, and her fave food is pizza. I just imagined them owning an Italian resto together and said that’s the ship, done. Not the case anymore because I see Bonney as more of a lesbian or bisexual, but cares more about food than sex so it is was it is with her. I shipped Penchi because I liked the idea of them being childhood friends and they share a room in the sub and while they might not be exclusive to one another, they do often do dirty stuff together as a mutual “I scratch your back you scratch mine” kinda thing but they’re too close and too stupid to admit any real romantic feelings to the other. But they’re fine, they go to brothels together and dabble in the occasion threesome. [These are very old ideas, not sure if I’ll continue this when I write my monster fic.]

16. If you could change one thing in One Piece (the story or the world), what would it be?

As mentioned earlier I would have liked to see more of Thatch and who he was as a person. It’s confirmed that he’s a chef but I think we all deserve to see his talents showcased. Also how he interacted with the crew. Lot’s of fics and art depict him being super childish and playing pranks with Ace, making fun of Marco (aka Whitebeard’s parrot lol), and dancing with Izou. I love how the fandom made him into a real person but I crave to see him in official work.

I’d also like to see passed villains come back to the main plot. We see Foxy come back twice in fillers and in some movies, Crocodile came back in Impel down, Buggy is always around the lovable idiot. But I want to know more about Morgan and Klahadore, where did they go? What about Don Krieg? Did Mihawk chop him up and dump his body? What about Gin? We see Gin so much in fanfic, even in new released fics but he’s not been back since in the manga. What will happen if Morgan and Helmeppo meet again? Jango became a marine and I bet Morgan became a pirate lol.

SPOILERS: I think Eneru should make an appearance again with the happenings in the latest chapters.

In the world? Not sure... I theorize gravity is lower on OP Earth than ours, just by a little bit. Just enough to make us jump higher and fall slower but not affect our health too much, as the atmosphere will thin out a bit and it will be more difficult to breathe. (I imagine someone from our world would die if they go to Skypiea). (I was really excited to see this visualized in the new film Bubble, it’s on Netflix if you want to watch it~) so if this isn’t the case then i would change it to this.

My SO theorizes that the Void Century is like the missing history here in the Philippines. When the Spaniards came, they stayed for 333 years and they destroyed a lot of indigenous landmarks, tribes and nearly erased our mythology. There’s a lot that has been lost but luckily the Spanish didn’t go everywhere (we got over 7000 islands). It’d be cool if this was the inspiration (also Gray Terminal’s pollution is based on Manila).

#BrainDeadAsks #BrainDeadAnswers #Vergina-spva #long post #Bartholomew Kuma #one piece ask game

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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🕯 - Share a scene in your latest WIP

trigger warning: self harm

Latest WIP: this hasn't been written in properly yet (just like most of this damn AU, I put everything into spreadsheets first so I can sort the timeline properly) but this is a short excerpt for a Shuggy side-fic I'm working on. It is all angst, hurt/comfort and found family bonding. It's... pretty dark.

I also have two more fics in the works outside of this AU, one where two boys absolutely hate each other then become the bestest of best bros forever ⛵💃 and the other fic is a short one where someone gets surgery and wakes up all h*gh and dr*gged up. They're both crack.

Not a fic WIP but it's something I'm doing right now. My mom got a 2 for 1 deal on 2L bottles and gave me one. I don't like the color so I bought a bunch of stickers to stickerbomb it but there's still too much white for my liking so I'm coloring in the edges to make them darker. I just hope the sharpie lasts

Last WIP is on hold. It's my wedding dress (I messed up the top like 4 times and gave up on it to focus on the skirt but then I got busy with art requests and it's just... not progressing at all. It's way too revealing than what I envisioned. It's much more conservative than it looks and the skirt is a large, floor length circle skirt that needs to be made panel by panel until it's like a big table cloth. I'll show y'all when it finished. We're getting married in November~

#BrainDeadAnswers #Vergina-SPVA #about me #wip

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braindeadmaggot · 2 years

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Oh, you want some Fuck, Snog, Marry, Avoid, Kill too? Here you go (Heart Pirates edition): Law, Bepo, Penguin, Shachi, Jean Bart.

You go straight for the throat doncha? Well Nony, you wanted to play.

Let's play.

Kill - Shachi. He looks like the kind of guy that says he eats pussy but never actually does and then complains when you ask him to. Plus he's like the weakest of the Heart Combat Trio, just an overall disappointment. Not to mention how much he disrespects women, the perv.

Avoid - Bepo. He's too precious to kill but too cute to fuck so it's better just to forget he exists at all.

Snog - Penguin. He's similar to Shachi in his perverted assholery but I'd rather suck face with him than with orca boi. Both of their hats are a huge turn off and while Shachi gets extra points for the tattoos, Penguin is still the better catch.

Marry - Law. He ticks all the boxes; tattoos, piercings, great dark hair, smooth voice, bad manners, cynical, sarcastic, deathly stare, tsundere, over everyone's shit, would rather not - like ever. He's me if I weren't a Gemini. He's the me I try to be but fail to be because I'm too much of a mushroom goblin.

Fuck - Jean Bart. He seems like he'd be super gentle but at the same rough in All. The. Right. Ways. and he'd be pretty half decent about after care. After sex cuddles would feel AMAZING with him and i just want to run my fingers through him hair. Plus he's hella cute, I mean look at him.

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braindeadmaggot · 1 year

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I'm laughing so hard because of your tags on the kitchen post! 🤣 Poor you. I had smexy times today and it wasn't even our second date anniversary 😛 Also, induction stoves are way better than fire. You can regulate it better, and it's better for the environment as well. You just need the right pans and know how to use it. I've been cooking on induction for like 4 years now and it's great.

Henlo nonnie, welcome to the show~

Help yourself to some cookies 🍪 and a cuppa ☕, and pull up a chair.

Firstly, congratulations to you and yours. I'm grateful to hear others are getting some well deserved reprieve during these trying times. What a lovely way to start the new year.

Second; fire tastes better. Fight me.

Thirdly; there are plenty of ways you can cook over fire without using gas, and there are a number of renewable, smokeless fuel sources that are far more efficient than most other alternatives (rice husks are a wonderful example).

Fourth of all; unless you are acquire power from solar, wind or hydro turbines, inductions stoves run on electricity and most power plants burn fossil fuels to create it. The most efficient form of electricity comes from a nuclear power. And we all know how that rolls out.

Finally, my dear nonnie. Induction stoves are manufactured with plastic. All of them have plastic. The perfect eco-friendly cookware set up would be a cast iron pan, a wooden spoon and a steam vent on the side of a mountain. But alas, the volcano next to my home is dormant and will hopefully remain that way for another millennia at least.

Thank you for your time, now take your cookies and leave. Grandma must finish feeding the animals and crochet a mushroom cap.

#BrainDeadAnswers #anon #garp's fist of love makes a come back but is very lack luster #i am not a scientist #i am just an old lady who lives next to a volcano just trying not to die from eating all these leftover cookies i confiscated from Kevin #cook with fire #fire is delicious #can you smoke salmon with an induction stove?#i think not #be gone with your capitalism #*conceals video game collection*#i live off the land #*hides anime merch*#i am a child of nature #*tucks MTG cards into back pocket*

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