#But yes Killer slay with your cuteness

[slashthrashandcrash]

your jedmeg art has truly opened my eyes to a whole new world...do you think you could share your thoughts on it? only if your up to it!

Yeah!! Yeah don't worry I am so totally normal about them and have not fixated on them at all with @unnamed-blob!!! <- said derangedly

Now first, you may be thinking "Slash, how does a man from the early 90s get together with a girl from (presumably) the late 2010s?" to which the answer is simple: what are you, a cop? It's my AU and time is meaningless here.

For the most part, it all starts off the same for the both of them -- Meg is a star athlete that declined to follow a scholarship to take care of her mom, while "Jed Olsen" is the friendly new reporter for the local paper and top journalist for the recent Ghostface killings popping up in the area recently. Maybe he was covering a fundraising marathon for a fluff piece that Meg happened to win, maybe they bumped into each other while Meg was out for a morning jog and Jed was still wide awake from the previous night to be mistaken for an early riser too; either way, they make small talk and hit it off.

A few orchestrated meet-cutes by Jed later and he's certain that Meg has successfully fallen for his current persona, totally head over heels for this kind, dorky, excitable new guy in town. It creates the perfect cover for him, an alibi to use when needed, someone he can manipulate into agreeing that yes, he was with them around these times and on these dates. If she starts getting troublesome, she'll end up on the chopping block.

But then the weirdest thing starts happening...he starts enjoying himself when he takes her out on dates. He likes seeing her with her hair down more. Her hand always feels so warm in his. It feels natural to kiss her rather than an act. He's not pretending to be the stereotypical good boyfriend, he genuinely is becoming a good boyfriend. Sure, he still stalks her, always have to keep tabs on someone that close to you when you have a dirty little secret, but he's realizing that he knows so many little things about her just from their hang outs and what she's told him. He's remembering all the unimportant details, because to Meg they are important.

It's a strange feeling. He's not sure if this is good or bad when it comes to his murderous hobby that she was intended to be a cover story for. One thing's for certain: The Ghostface killer has taken it up a notch by no longer stalking his victims from afar before slaughtering them. Or rather Meg is just one unlucky gal, because in the midst of his rampage she's been harassed by him on multiple occasions. Never killed, clearly, which is highly unlike his MO. Toyed with, teased, snide comments being made about her little boyfriend.

Meg is convinced this is Ghostface trying to blackmail Jed for reporting too closely to his slayings, but don't worry babe, she'll kick his ass if he ever tries to hurt you!! In reality, it's just to further solidify to her that Ghostface and Jed are obviously two separate people, so if people should ever start getting suspicious of Jed she'd be the first to jump to his defense. Besides, he's just can't help himself. She's so feisty and scared, a complete contrast to how she is with Jed, it's thrilling to watch such a pretty girl hiss and scratch under him. That's when he knows for certain that his own obsession had grown to full blown enamored.

#ask #anon #jedmeg #ghostmeg #believe me when i say this is only like part 1 of 76 for my thoughts on this pairing #this is only the BEGINNING this does not even TOUCH on when Jed skips town/reveals he's the killer at work #or when they meet each other again in the fog #or when Meg finds out the truth about who Jed really is and what happened to him

[tequiilasunriise]

WEDNESDAY SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT BC I JUST FINISHED:

-literally threw UP at every Male Love Interest Interaction, Enid making out with Ajax? Literally was enough to make me settle Wenclair as sunk LIKE IT WAS T H A T BAD AND IVE BEEN A HYPED WENCLAIR WARRIOR SINCE AUGUST

-THAT BEING SAID OH MY GOD WE WERE RIGHT WITH ENID TRANSFORMING AND PROTECTING WEDNESDAY LIKE A TOTAL BADASS

-Backtracking a lot,,, that wink Enid gave Wednesday in episode two made my heart ascend. So many Wenclair crumbs in ep 2

-I’m really glad Tyler was the killer bc it gave him some depth, like I kept hating him fer NOT GETTING THE HINT AND LEAVING WEDNESDAY ALONE but looking back his insistence on being close to her was more akin to manipulating her so he wont be suspected so im glad he got interesting near the end

-IM SO CURIOUS ON BIANCA’S BACKGROUND ARGAHRHH SEASON TWO TELLL MMEEE MOREEE I LOVE HER SO MUCH

-My heart broke when Eugene got attacked, even before Wednesday declared it I could tell she looked out after him bc he reminded her of Pugsley

-But when he expressed interest in Enid? Fucken Wednesday did not HESITATE to tell him his shot was less than one percent LIKE DAMNNN GIRLIE jealous much?

-“he breaks your heart, I’ll nail his” Wednesday ur so in love u dumbass, literally the first day u met this girl u supposedly hated u end up telling her your most vulnerable secret (crying for Nero)?

-Wednesday fell first, Enid fell harder Truthers rise UPPPP

-Enid walking out of the woods covered in blood and wounds from a super traumatic experience, first thing she asks is, “Where’s Wednesday?” Maam, are you aware how much she means to you?

-Talking to the taxidermed squirrel about how much you’ll miss it rather than directly speaking to Wednesday? Gay gay homosexual gay behavior

-Xavier,,,, no. You’re better than this, like cmon dude. Stop trying so fucken hard and take the hint, LIKE U DONT EVEN HAVE A GOOD REASON LIKE TYLER TO KEEP STICKINNG AROUND

-WHAT CHEMISTRY? WHERE?

-I demand more Yoko screentime.

-Still giggling on Enid wrecking Tyler’s Hyde ass in order to protect Wednesday like she fucken JUMPKICKED HIM and proceeded to maul him fer hurting her best friend totally

-Wenclair’s break up was so necessary tho like ARGH YES ENID STAND UP FER URSELF AND TELL WEDNESDAY SHE KEEPS FUCKING OVER UR BOUNDARIES

-I will give Xavier credit fer calling out Wednesday as toxic BUT he literally couldve stopped getting involved like WHY were u at the Gates Mansion that night its so,,,, weird

-Speaking of the Gates Mansion, LOVED Wednesday’s little stare when Enid busted the door open when Tyler couldnt, fucken gay gay homosexual gay

-Wednesday in general was so cute with her gift of the snood Enid made her, instead of outright speaking her mind that she dislikes the gift, she tries to compromise with a, “lets save this for a special occasion, like a funeral”

-Small moments where Wednesday is clearly softer fer Enid SUPREMACYYYY

-Another good example was even back in episode two where they ran with the flag together and Wednesday let Enid touch her and wrap an arm around her shoulders and shit as Enid cheered it was SO cute

-Wednesday’s bigass smile when Fester appeared??? I love Fester in general but ARGH I love their bond

-Also love Wednesday’s evolution with her relationship with Thing and his death scene??? Like Enid slayed with telling Wednesday to treat him better i swear Wenclair are just SO GOOD FER EACH OTHER

-SO MUCH MORE CHEMISTRY THAN THEIR MALE LOVE INTERESTS

-Enid’s parents weren’t exactly what we were expecting but they still sucked (yes by just standing there and letting his daughter constantly be shit on by her mom Enid’s dad still sucked a little) and I was a ‘Enid is an only child’ truther but slay guess she has brothers

-There’s SO MUCH to talk about bc this show had its ups and downs,,, but we all know the crowning moment of the show. The Hug™️. Jenna Ortega is praised fer her ability to convey so much emotion with her eyes, and GODDAMNIT THAT ENTIRE HUG SCENE WAS SO SOFT AND TENDER AND PERFECT IN EVERY ASPECT THAT BODY LANGUAGE FUCKEN KILLED ME ESP WITH WEDNESDAY’S WIDE EYED EXPRESSION FROM SHOCK TO TOTAL REALIZATION THAT SHE COULDVE LOST ENID AND IS CLINGING ON FER DEAR LIFE MY GOD I COULDNT HAVE IMAGINED A BETTER HUG SCENE

-The way Wednesday walks kinda pressed up to Enid as she talks about visiting her in San Fran,,, yeah your honor theyre in love and Hunter was right, we beed to fight fer Wenclair I DONT CARE ABOUT AJAX X ENID BEING CANON I DONT CARE ABOUT XAVIERS ASS WENCLAIR ALL THE WAYYY BABBYYY

#i will have a more coherent spoilers post later #but rn im just looping THAT scene over and over again #the music. god. #wenclair nation took some Ls but by GOD did we take some fat Ws too #still believe in #greek enid supremacy #the plot twist was a little easy to predict but I still adored it #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #bianca barclay #tyler galpin #xavier thorpe #not gonna tag all of them so yeah #wenclair warriors rise up

[snixx]

heyyy so like a completely sane and hinged normal person i just watched all of 'in the heights' umm 😗

first of all i love stephanie beatriz and i love that shes in it and nina has absolute killer cheekbones omg, also i love watching shit in spanish and dont enough so thank u 🫶🫶

poor nina omg i instantly loved her and felt bad for her in the beginning :(( also i absolutely loved usnavi hes so charming and lovely and vanessa slays so hard oml, and sonny hdjdksjsj hes so silly i love him but at the same time hes such a good guy and has depth to him yk, i love it when all the characters have a story and not just one (that doesnt happen in the american shows i watch 👀👀 no hate to them tho i still love them)

the song u sent me which was already so beautiful was even more so in context and ur absolutely so right benny is such a sweetheart oh god i loved him but at the same time when he teases usnavi jdksjaj

and omg nooo nina theyre not LISTENING to her :((( my baby ahhhh its killing me and benny saying 'youre not hearing her' I LOVE HIM what a cutie omg

also can i just say abuela claudia slays and i LOVED her story, she kinda made me think of my mum ngl and also her death was so beautiful and bittersweet and the song after was so beautiful too

and unavis daughter was so cute omg she was adorable and i loved her

i felt a special connection to sonny too for some reason, new projection character?? 🤭

vanessa and usnavi were killing me too like omg just get together !!!!! >:(

i loved the ending tho and the bodega painting thing was so sweet aw oml

i usually dont like watching movies bcs they dont impact me the same as series bcs its just not long enough a time to get through all the characters and get to properly know them but this one was different, i loved everything about it, it was genuinely so beautiful and i spiring and like euphoric in a way if u get what i mean?

anyway now that i've watched it i can proudly say that i find myself equipped to be your benny 😤 (i hope you dont think im insane now)

omfg alex ily wtf

ITS SO GOOD LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME. like its the first movie that comes to mind when i try to think of a perfect movie (i have a mixed playlist for the movie and the broadway musical because it left out some songs but its so full of life and colour and i love it so much). and the funny thing is i normally am not a movie person too but this was so long and i still loved it

anyway you're insane and i love you

NINAAAA LITERALLY THE LOML SHE'S SUCH A MOOD AND SHE AND VANESSA ARE BOTH SO FUCKING PRETTY AND BADASS

you're so right about the american tv shows and you should say it. also YES SONNY LITERALLY THE MVP HE'S SO SO SO REAL AND EVERYTHING

every character is so beautiful and complex and i love them so much. also usnavi is a butch loser lesbian i don't make the rules <3

anywayy i was already deep in the obsession but youve made me want to watch the movie yet again brb kjfdhgkjfdh

#summer child 🍃 #in the heights #sdjdkfhsdjkgh omfg i read this before my exam and was grinning like a maniac all morning

[puckrph]

SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID PART 5

feel free to change pronouns, etc.

“i’m serving only the coldest, stalest opinions in this chilis tonight.” “this man is girlbossing WAY too close to the sun right now, which is bad, because he’s a vampire.” “he looks like if they peeled the grinch.” “i wish desolation row gerard way had me by the throat for real” “absolutely insane in shows and movies when people don’t have their window screens down. you’re just raw dogging life like that?” “it’s not sadistic if your players can take it.” “i’m doing this all in the service of the christian god, so it’s fine.” “wine-horny is what the fuck or die trope is about.” “it’s hot gay serial killer vampire summer” “[in a yoda voice] MMM. CUNT, THEY ARE SERVING.” “boytoy, enable kill mode.” “your father eats tomatoes like a beast of a man.” “you fool. my muppet-like behavior has blinded you to my competency.” “you people need to calm down.” “you know it’s a good joke when i start whimpering like a hurt dog.” “i’m insulted to my core. are you questioning my patriotism? my dedication to this country? my belief that the american dream is witnessing two f-150’s making passionate love on 690? i’ll have your badge and your head, [NAME].” “your influence is both vast and perplexing.” “putting your blood through a brita filter is discount dialysis.” “people is like sauce: more is better.” “hell would be more fun than this, i think.” “hard to believe the same studio made two games where you get to run around, steal vehicles, and be an asshole, if you want.” “pda stands for people doing atheism.” “first of all, through the power of keanu reeves all things are possible, so jot that down.” “i don’t feel like his name should be david. i feel like it should be… giancarlo.” “you aren’t laughing or loving this, and soon you won’t be living either!” “did i ever tell you about the dream i had where baljeet from phineas and ferb got lightning powers and fought in the clone wars.” “everyone is bullying so much about cooking meat that i simply must become vegan.” “i’m gonna deep clean you out of my life.” “the only difference between a twink and a frat boy is a limp wrist.” “he’s right, of course, i am going to do that. but still.” “what is a roommate if not blorbo from your house?” “i just realized that i’m going to medieval times for the first time on the destiel putin election anniversary. none of those words are in the king james bible. how am i going to cope.” “body dysmorphia? yes, but you can hang dong like nobody’s business.” “he can’t do anything wrong, he’s too cute.” “so many people eat an orange normally. isn’t it better, really, to do it like a weirdo?” “i’m probably in the top 98th percentile of pez dispenser information knowers by the way. most don’t know that about me.” “there is always further to fall from god’s grace.” “jesus is rizzin’?? amogus???” “you think i could gauge the emotions or feeling of any human beings in high school?” “sorry, the coffee never actually kicked in so i’m stupid now.” “the bar for men is so low. just be fun, slay, and be a little fruity!” “i feel like JC probably has some hilarious lines in the quran.” “side note: does anyone else initially read FMA as ‘fuck my alchemist.’” “astigmatism is when you have an eye issue and stigmata is when you have the wounds of christ, right? because i was at the eye doctor and he said ‘looks like we need to correct a stigmata in your eye’ and i was like come again?” “surely the micro plastics and lead cancel each other out, you’ll be fine.” “schrodinger’s sports call: the call exists in a quantum state of correct and bullshit until i figure out how it affects my guys.” “oh, tom waits makes some good songs. he just sounds like a gravel beach got a wish to become a real boy.”

#sentence starters #rp sentence starters #rp memes #askbox memes

[danganronpa-cyberspace]

-DANGANRONPA CYBERSPACE PROLOGUE: PART 2-

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to the girl who’s pen got dropped into the fiery pit.]

Haruki: [She was standing there writing in a notepad.]

Haruki: Hello, I’m-

???: Haruki Douzono, Ultimate Cyborg, and your friend, Kiki Gunji, Ultimate Beekeeper. Noted.

Kiki: Right on the money!! You must’ve heard us, huh??

???: Yes.

…

Haruki: [There was a pause.]

Haruki: […Uh, I’ll try to keep the conversation going.]

Haruki: So, what’s your Name and Ultimate?

Kiki: We hive a right to know!!

Haruki: …and I beelieve that we should.

Kiki: Hehehehe!!! I’m rubbing off on you!!!

Haruki: …yeah, a bit.

Alexandra: Alexandra Bolotin. Ultimate Astrophysicist. Hi.

…

Haruki: [There was another pause.]

Haruki: [Okay, this girl really wants us to stop talking.]

Haruki: K-

Kiki: Soooo, whatcha discovered??

Alexandra: The fiery pit of hell, and that I liked that pen.

Alexandra: That’s what you all need from me.

Alexandra: Conversation is over, nice to meet you.

Haruki: [She very politely bowed at us both and walked to a nearby bench, still scribbling on her notebook.]

Kiki: Do we have a reputation??? Is that why she was so ready to leave us be??

Haruki: Don’t you mean…

Haruki: …leave us bee?

Kiki: Even I have my limits Haruki!!

Haruki: [Crap, and I thought I was doing something.]

Haruki: [Kiki and I approached the boy with the phone.]

Haruki: [He was snapping pictures and spouting random internet slang.]

Haruki: [The last time I used a phone, ROFL was still relevant.]

Kiki: Hiii!!!

???: Hey, OMG HRU BFF?

Kiki: ALR, HBU??

???: Okay, so you’re online, you’re cool enough to talk with me.

???: But…

Haruki: [He turns to me as I was still trying to decipher what Kiki said.]

Haruki: Huh?

???: L + Ratio, OMG, fallen off incel.

Haruki: …excuse me..?

???: And you’re not online, so I really don’t care about you!

Haruki: [Ratio? What? Is this math? Was he spitting straight math equations at me?]

Haruki: [He turned back to Kiki, beaming.]

???: So girlie, tell me about you!!

Kiki: Well, I’m Kiki Gunji, Ultimate Beekeeper, and this is my bestie, Haruki Douzono! He’s an Ultimate, too!!

???: Ultimate Hermit, I’m guessing? Nehehehe.

Kiki: HEY!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

???: AH-!

Haruki: [He jumped back, startled by Kiki’s sudden shout.]

Haruki: I’m the Ultimate Cyborg, actually.

??? (Waku): Rewind, rewind, rewindddd.

??? (Waku): CYYYYYYBORG?

Haruki: …yes. I very clearly said cyborg.

Haruki: [He whipped out it’s phone, and began snapping picture after picture of me.]

Haruki: [I just stood there and awkwardly smiled. I didn’t know what else to do.]

???: Woah woah woahhhh!! My fans are going to looooove this!

???: They’ll totally see you as a cute soft killer robot. You’re gonna slay.

Haruki: [Ah yes, more words that I can’t even guess what they mean.]

Kiki: Fans? Are you an idol??

???: Kindaaaa!! Let’s play a game! Guess what my Ultimate is!!!

Haruki: [He pulled up music on his phone, and began to play the Jeopardy theme.]

Haruki: My guess is…Ultimate Influencer?

Kiki: Oh! Mine is the Ultimate Spokesperson!

???: WRONGGGGG!! Skill issue.

Kiki: Hey!!

Haruki: …what she said. I’m upset too.

???: You guys are no fun! Here, I’ll just tell you what my name is.

Waku: Waku Hayashi is the name, being the Ultimate Geologist is my name! Otherwise known as RockinRain on PikPok. Yeah, that RockinRain!

. . .

Haruki: [It became clear very fast that Kiki and I had no clue who this guy was.]

Waku: Y’all, you’re serious? You have never ever ever heard of RockinRain?!

Kiki: Nope. Don’t have PikPok.

Haruki: Was too poor to afford a phone.

Waku: Lemme clue you guys in then. I basically conduct all my geologistic studies on streams, and those streams are CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!

Waku: And for you, Haruki, that means they were really good.

Kiki: Cool!! Do your fans know you’re at Hope’s Peak??

Waku: Totes! Opened my letter on the stream and everything!

Waku: …might be getting doxed as we speak, but hey! All for the clout, baby!

Haruki: Doesn’t streaming all the time sound kinda dangerous?

Haruki: Like, what if someone finds out where you are from your streams?

Kiki: …yeahhhh, he does have a point-

Waku: Who cares! As long as I keep my fame then I’ll be a shooting starrrr!

Haruki: You can’t be a shooting star if you’re dead.

Kiki: …

Waku: …

Haruki: …

Haruki: …sorry, I don’t know why I said that…

Waku: Yeah, now you’ve really fallen off. Later!

Waku: Follow RockinRain on PikPok!!

Haruki: [He snaps a quick picture of Kiki and I before darting off.]

Haruki: Crap, we never asked what he found.

Kiki: It’s okay!! I don’t think he would’ve cared about it anyway.

Kiki: And Haruki-

Kiki: …are you okay?

…

Haruki: [No. Absolutely not. What Waku said about not caring about the consequences of it’s streams…]

Haruki: [Tosses itself in harms way just to be famous…just risking so much…]

Haruki: [I wasn’t fine. I wasn’t okay. But I didn’t say that. Instead I said-]

Haruki: Yeah, just had a moment. Let’s keep moving!

Kiki: Yeah!!

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a small, sweet looking girl.]

Haruki: [She’s checking her pocket watch, and as soon as we walk up to her, she turns around, and smiles.]

Haruki: [The way she moves, it’s almost robotic. Or as if ever move she makes is planned.]

???: Ah! What wonderful timing! I have been expecting youuuu, hehe!

Haruki: You have?

???: Of course! I have been watching you two make rounds to everyone!

???: I am quite glad I’m next! I’ve been eagerly waiting for your arrival, hmhmhm!

Kiki: You’re…cool!! Cool stuff!!

Haruki: [Look at Kiki go, not starting a fight in the first few seconds!]

Haruki: Well, I’m guessing you know our names and ultimates too?

???: Indeed! Kiki, the pretty, bubbly beekeeper, and Haruki, the strong, dashing cyborg!

Kiki: Awwww, thank you!! You’re pretty yourself!!

???: Oh, little old me? No! I am simply a small girl in a big world! Heh!

Haruki: …wait.

Kiki: What is it??

Haruki: Your voice…do you do talk shows?

???: I do! Yes! Do you recognize me yet?

Haruki: …

Haruki: …

Haruki: …no, lost it, sorry.

Haruki: [And the two stared at me as if I was a moron. Yeah. I look dumb right now.]

Kiki: It’s okay, Haruki, it’s okay-

Haruki: I know, I just embarrassed myself…

???: Hmhmhmhm! You look like a fool! But at least your silver distracts from it!

Haruki: …thanks. I appreciate that.

Kiki: He doesn’t like being a cyborg, so don’t bring it up, THANKS!!

???: Awww, I’m sorry! I apologize!

Haruki: [She curtsies, a smile still upon her face.]

Haruki: [She either has no idea what’s making me upset, or knows and loves torturing me.]

Haruki: […eh, she could be Tomoki.]

Kiki: MOVING ON!!

Kiki: Wanna introduce yourself??

Asaha: Oh My! I was having so much fun, I nearly forgot! I am Asaha Isobe, Ultimate Living Doll! I wonder if that shall ring a bell, hmhmhmhm!

Haruki: [That’s it!]

Haruki: Wonder, the Living Doll! The Internet Sensation!

Asaha: I knew you would get it! So clever, dearie!

Kiki: Heyyyy, Haruki, no offense, you’re my friend and all, but like…

Kiki: …don’t you kinda live under a rock?? How do you know her???

Haruki: Oh, she was on a talk show with her mom, and I just happened to see it.

Haruki: …I guess that episode is a core memory or something?

Asaha: Oh…my mother…

…

Asaha: Hahahaha! What a lovely woman! She made me who I was today!

Haruki: [That uncomfortably long pause makes me think she doesn’t see her as very lovely.]

Haruki: [But that’s none of my business.]

Kiki: Isn’t this awesome, Haruki?? We’re classmates with two internet sensations!!

Haruki: It is kinda cool, but at the end of the day, we’re all human, right?

Haruki: Fame isn’t everything.

Asaha: Speaking of us all being equals…would you like an autograph?

Haruki: …did you hear what I just said?

Kiki: Autographs aside, I really do like your skirt!! And your outfit!! And your face!!

Kiki: You’re really cute, actually!!

Asaha: Awww, you flatter me! Thank you! Thank you!

Haruki: [Kiki continued to flatter her, but halfway through, she stared at me.]

Haruki: [Her purple eyes bore into me, into my soul, through my metal, through my skin…]

…

Kiki: Haruki? HARUKI!!

Haruki: AH!

Kiki: You good?? You kinda stared into space, and beecame a ghost for a second!!

Asaha: Yes! Are you okay, dearie?

Haruki: […what just happened?]

Haruki: Yeah, I’m okay, Uh, Uhm-

Asaha: You want to know what I’ve found! Ehehehe! I have a surprise!

Haruki: [She gestures towards her hair.]

Haruki: [What exactly did she find?]

Kiki: What’s the surprise!!

Asaha: My hair has grown. As a Living Doll, I keep everything about my appearance documented. And…my hair has grown exactly 2 centimeters! Hehehe!

Kiki: So, what you’re saying is we could’ve been out longer than we thought??

Asaha: Exactly! Possibly even weeks! Isn’t that fun?

Haruki: Not really, but thanks for bringing that up. It’s really important info.

Kiki: Yeah, thanks!!

Asaha: Of cou- oh my!

Haruki: [She pauses, and robotically grabs her watch. She makes an expression of shock.]

Asaha: Why, you are late! Off you go! Introduce yourself! We must make quick time!

Kiki: Uhhh, okay!! B-

Asaha: Ta-Ta! Don’t fall down the rabbit hole!

Haruki: [She begins waving while we stand there.]

Haruki: [Kiki goes to say more, but she just keeps waving.]

Haruki: Uh…Bye, Asaha.

Haruki: [We slowly walk away.]

Haruki: Do you think she’s an actual doll?

Kiki: I thought she was an animatronic, to be honest!!

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a tan guy wearing sunglasses.]

Haruki: [He’s just standing there holding a stick with fire on it to the glass.]

Haruki: [He looks bored out of his mind.]

???: Jeeeez, why is this taking so long? Is this glass frickin’ fireproof?!

Haruki: Hey-

Haruki: [He whips his head around. It seems at the sound of my voice, his entire demeanor changed.]

???: Heyyyyy! God, someone’s finally talking to me!

???: I’ve been sitting here for god knows how long, and two cuties decide to come over and chat with me? Bullseye!

Kiki: Thanks, but how’d you get fire in here???

???: Oh, matches.

Kiki: How’d you get matches here???

???: Uh…

???: …dunno.

Haruki: Anyway, can you tell us who you are and what your Ultimate is?

Hinato: Sureee, why not. I’m Hinato Funaki, Ultimate Fire Dancer. Careful, if you touch me you might get a third degree burn. I’m sizzling.

Haruki: [He winked, and believe me when I tell you, Kiki and I both swooned.]

Haruki: Hey, can you give us a sec?

Hinato: Alright, take your time.

Haruki: [I quickly pull Kiki to the side.]

Haruki: You felt that too, right?

Kiki: YEAH!! HE IS HOT!!

Haruki: …now I’m too nervous to talk to him, can you handle most of it?

Kiki: Okayyyy, but if I stop mid sentence, then we bail.

Haruki: Got it.

Haruki: [We turned back to Hinato, who was back at the glass.]

Kiki: Okay, we’re good!!

Hinato: Huh? Oh, sick. Sooo, tell me, whatcha need?

Kiki: We’re just introducing ourselves and stuff!! And uh, I beelieve you’re really cute!!

Kiki: So does Haruki!!

Haruki: KIKI!

Kiki: SORRY!!

Hinato: Ohhh, so you think I’m sexy, huh? Cool.

Hinato: Here, since I think you both are just so sweet for that, lemme give you a show.

Haruki: Show?

Hinato: A litte performance. Just sit back and watch, baby!

Haruki: [He lit both sides of his fire stick, and began to spin it rapidly, switching it from hand to hand.]

Haruki: [Then, at the climax of his act, he tosses the stick into the air, catching it with his teeth!]

Haruki: [He takes the fire stick into his hand, and bows. Kiki and I both clap.]

Haruki: [Great, we’re swooning again.]

Kiki: WOOOOO!! WHAT A TALENT!!!

Haruki: That was awesome, Hinato!

Hinato: Awww, you’re so cute, both of you.

Kiki: Hehehehehe…

Haruki: [Uh-oh, Kiki’s down.]

Haruki: [Wait, wait I gotta ask him if he found anything-]

Haruki: Hey, Uhm…Hinato…did you…

Haruki: Find anything?

Haruki: [Yeah, that was smooth, wasn’t it.]

Hinato: Ohhh, Yeah, no. I totally didn’t.

Hinato: I’m not the brightest bulb in the pack, so…

Hinato: I’m tryin’ to melt the glass.

Haruki: …hm.

Haruki: [That sounds pretty stupid, if I’m being honest.]

Kiki: What a himbo!!

Hinato: A what?

Kiki: Hehehehe!!

Haruki: [We need to get out of here before I get all giggly too.]

Haruki: We gotta go…introduce ourselves…bye!

Hinato: Awww, alright, alright. If you want another show, honey, just tell Funaki, okay?

Haruki: [He winks.]

Haruki: […hot.]

Haruki: [Gah! Eye on the prize, Haruki!]

Haruki: [I grab Kiki’s hand, and bolt out of there before we both can swoon anymore.]

Haruki: [Kiki and I walked over to a taller, fashionable girl.]

Kiki: Ohhh, cute jumpsuit!!

???: Awww, Grazie, grazie.

Kiki: Here, okay I have an idea!!

Haruki: Hm?

Kiki: I bet I can guess what your Ultimate is!!

Haruki: [Okay, she’s spicing it up, I can do that.]

???: Hm, okay. Go ahead, try to guess.

Kiki: …Fashionista?

???: Nope. Not even close.

Kiki: WHAT?!

Kiki: YOU AREN’T A FASHION ULTIMATE?!?

???: No, I’m not into anything cosmetic.

Kiki: Ughhhh…I’m out of ideas…

???: Awww, pech.

Haruki: Oh, I know!

Haruki: Tourist!

…

Haruki: [She looked at me as if I was the rudest man alive.]

Haruki: [Shit.]

???: Okay, you two are the stupid. No offense, but you are idiots.

Kiki: RUDE!!

Haruki: Yeah.

???: I’m teasing, I’m teasing. Sorry, eolin-i.

Kiki: Okayyy, okay.

Haruki: We’re Haruki Douzono and Kiki Gunji, by the way. A beekeeper and a cyborg.

???: If we played guess your Ultimate, I would’ve been here for hours.

Haruki: [She rolled her eyes, obviously sarcastic.]

Haruki: [Mm, or is she teasing? I really don’t care, I’m getting a bit tired.]

Miliani: I’ll stop, I’ll stop. I’m Miliani Kealoha, Ultimate Interpreter. Bonjour, Hello, Hola, Aloha, and Nihao.

Haruki & Kiki: Ohhhhhhhh.

Miliani: Yeah, I thought grazie gave it away.

Kiki: It should’ve, man I’m dumb…

Haruki: No, you had a good guess.

Miliani: Don’t be too down, Kiki. You had passion, and it’s the thought, or the guess, that counts.

Kiki: Awww, thanks!!

Haruki: Anyway, Miliani, have you made any discoveries?

Miliani: Not a trap door or a hell hole, but lingual discoveries.

Kiki: Lingual??

Miliani: Mhm. You’ve noticed everyone is speaking in Japanese, right?

Haruki: Yes?

Miliani: Everyone is speaking Japanese. Even the Russian, the American, and the Romanian.

Miliani: This means everyone knows Japanese, but that’s kinda weird, since we’re all Hope Peak freshman.

Miliani: We all just got here, but everyone is speaking perfectly fluent Japanese.

Miliani: Even if they managed to cram all of that Japanese in, there is no way they would be completely perfect in their dialect.

Miliani: So, we’ve been here for a while.

Kiki: Woahhh, a while? Must’ve been like a year or two!! Japanese is hardddd!

Miliani: Tell me about it. I spent a single week becoming fluent, and I’m still sort of lost. Me, the Ultiamte Interpreter.

Haruki: [Wow, a single week? That’s insane!]

Haruk: [But, I trust her word. If we take what she says at face value, then we’ve been here for a year.]

Haruki: [The plot thickens.]

Haruki: Thanks for your help, Miliani. You’re brilliant.

Miliani: I know.

Kiki: Hey, wanna teach me Polish sometime??

Miliani: After we get out of here.

Haruki: Kiki, you already promised to practice cheerleading, how many things are you going to do?

Kiki: EVERYTHING!

Haruki: Hah, let’s go, Kiki.

Miliani: Au revoir and Arrivederci!

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a guy wearing a long, red cape.]

Haruki: [He was holding…a glass of wine?]

???: Urghh…

Kiki: Hi!!

???: AH!

Haruki: [He jumped, nearly spilling his wine.]

Haruki: [Where have I seen that before?]

???: I am sorry…I am jumpy…I suppose…

Kiki: Hey, it’s okay!!

Kiki: And nice cape!!

???: …I got it from a costume store…

Kiki: Haha, yeah, they exist.

…

Haruki: We’re Kiki and Haruki. Beekeeper and Cyborg.

???: Mhm…

Haruki: [He looked deeply uncomfortable with us.]

Haruki: [I’ll just get his name and Ultimate and move on.]

Haruki: Uh, what’s your name and Ultimate?

Decebel: …I am a Romanian man named Decebel Albu…my Ultimate is not important to me, so you do not need to hear it.

Kiki: Can you tell us your Ultimate anyway?? It’s cool to know stuff about other people!!

Decebel: …no, apologies.

Haruki: No problem.

…

…

…

Kiki: We’re just gonna, uhm, go over here. Bye!!

Haruki: [Kiki walks away, embarrassed.]

Haruki: Uh, are you okay?

Decebel: I am anxious, apologies, Haruki…

Decebel: Could you leave me be now?

Decebel: …please?

Haruki: Yeah. If you need anything, we’ll be around.

Haruki: [He turned away as I joined Kiki.]

Kiki: I think he’s just shy…

Haruki: Very shy…

Haruki: I don’t think he’ll like the rest of the people here, then.

Kiki: Eh, that cape can do anything!!

Haruki: …like hide wine stains.

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a very buff lady who’s wailing on the glass.]

Haruki: [Each of her punches lands with what feels like a shockwave, until eventually she stops.]

Haruki: [She sighs, putting her hands on her hips, stumped.]

Haruki: [This woman is insane, she’s not even breaking a sweat!]

Kiki: Hey! Whatcha doing??

???: Huh?

Haruki: [She turns around, and gently smiles.]

???: Sorry, didn’t see ya there.

Haruki: Your punches…they’re awesome!

Kiki: Second!! You're like a BEAST!!

???: Beast was my nickname in high school, hahahaha!

Kiki: It should be more like jellyfish, cuz you float and sting like one!!

Haruki: [As the lady laughed at Kiki’s praise, I smiled. I feel comfortable around her.]

Haruki: [Even though she could snap my neck with ease…]

Haruki: […I still feel like she’s the most trustworthy person here.]

Kiki: So, what’s your name and Ultimate??

Haruki: And do you need us to introduce ourselves?

???: Nope. Lil’ Miss Beekeeper isn’t very quiet.

Kiki: Ehehehe-

Ouki: As for me, I’m Ouki Wakamatsu, Ultimate Crossing Guard. I work for the good of the people, and protect the future people.

Haruki & Kiki: Crossing Guard?

Ouki: I get that a lot. I just work out. Got a lotta people to protect.

Kiki: You sound too noble!! You’re totally beerillaint!

Haruki: Okay, Kiki, that was a bit of a stretch-

Kiki: I’ve already used up all the good ones!!

Ouki: It’s alright, Hun, A for effort.

Kiki: She called me Hun!!!

Haruki: [Keeping this conversation on track.]

Haruki: Hey, Ms. Wakamatsu, have y-

Ouki: Ms. Wakamatsu? Hey, no formalities.

Haruki: Sorry, it’s just that-

Haruki: [She reminded me of a nice scientist.]

Haruki: [But out loud, I told her-]

Haruki: You seem like a respectable teacher.

Ouki: Aren’t you sweet? Well, no Ms. or Mr.. Just Ouki, Mk?

Haruki: […women.]

Haruki: Definitely, Ouki.

Kiki: Haruki’s in LOOOV-

Haruki: S-SHUT UP!

Haruki: [Like she’s any better!]

Haruki: A-Anyway, Ouki, have you found out anything that could help our situation?

Ouki: I think I know something. The glass is incredibly strong.

Ouki: I was pullin’ out all the stops on that glass, but nothing. Whoever’s here wants to keep us here.

Kiki: I’d say it’s bulletproof or something!! Nobody’s been able to make a dent…

Haruki: Okay, I’ve concluded my theory.

Haruki: We’ve been kidnapped.

Ouki: Sadly, that’s what everything’s pointin’ too.

Kiki: But it’s okay, we can band together!

Kiki: AND BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF THIS EVIL MASTERMIND!! AHAHAHA!!

Haruki: [Kiki, you are a different breed.]

Haruki: Right, well that’s all we need from you. Thanks for talking to us, Ouki.

Ouki: No problem. I’ll be here for the both of you, I swear.

-END OF PART 2-

#danganronpa cyberspace #danganronpa fangan #danganronpa #fanganronpa #monocer #haruki douzono #monolad #ultimate cyborg #tomoki ebihara #ultimate unlucky student #yukina jinno #ultimate cellist #Christmas #merry christmas #danganronpa 10th anniversary

[massivecore13]

Acquire Forbidden Knowledge

TAGGED BY: @a-for-alternative

TAGGING: @xrphansrevival @93312639​ and I think everyone has been tagged already─

                                       ✧･ﾟ   𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄. MUSE EDITION

★  ⸻   WHAT'S YOUR PHONE WALLPAPER?

Scraggy ❥ My very first switchblade. Oh my, I still remember the first time I used it, a cute seven years old baby skinning alive frogs in the lab for anatomy studies purposes... How precise and quick it was cutting those tender liiiiitlle entrails...

★  ⸻ MOST RECENT SONG?  DESCRIBE YOUR BESTFRIEND

All bones that cannot contain the flooding of his identity crisis.

... Am I romantic, ain’t I?  ❥

★  ⸻   CURRENTLY READING?

Tarot cards ─ to fool fate.

★  ⸻   LAST MOVIE? BEST WAY TO DIE?

In the most dramatic way─ in einem Lagerfeuer in der Walpurgisnacht

and get back alive to scare ‘em all

★  ⸻   LAST SHOW?

Hannibal

★  ⸻   WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?

Naughty naughty aren’t we?

★  ⸻   HOW TALL ARE YOU? WHATS YOUR BEST QUALITY?

It depends what you think a best quality is─ But I am rather meticulous , if you ask.

★  ⸻   PIERCINGS / TATTOOS?  

So, so, so... Quinn has a dragoon tattooed on his back, a helix, and four lobo holes. Marcey has three tattoos: a little pink butterfly on her right hip, the name of her grandmother on her upper arm, and a clover upon her left brow. Two lobo holes and one tragus. Hanami is clean. Boring as fuck. No tattoos nor earrings. Matthew Coronell, on the other way, is the essence of a man living with metal blah blah blah...

★  ⸻   GLASSES / CONTACTS?

Speaking of─ wouldn’t I look awesome with a glass eye?

★  ⸻   LAST THING YOU ATE?

I tried worms, but I am not a fan of earthy stuff.

★  ⸻   FAVORITE COLOR(S)?

Black and red

★  ⸻   DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH RIGHT NOW?

Yes, against a car. Several times. Next time I am getting for the truck.

★  ⸻   FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

Jeff the Killer ─ people often tell me we look alike! ❥

★  ⸻   LAST PLACE YOU VISITED?

Roger’s office, ugh. He supposed I was the one mixing his mint-flavored shampoo with a mixture that almost burnt his scalp. Tch. I wouldn't ever use such a mild concoction, kids if you wanna play with fire do it better please. His ratty toupee slayed me tho

#; musing #; ic #( I did it already ooc so I went ic for this one lol ) #yes he named a knife after a pokemon

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

SIV. what do YOU want? cause it sounds like you don't really want any of them to die

Y-Yes. Think about this, Asivus...Siv. You don't want to help these people. You don't want to hurt anyone.

Hmph. WRONG! Oh so very wrong, my stupid little brother! Have you forgotten? Lost your memory?

I'm a dangerous person! A blight upon my family name and the good land of Hyrule! A killer! A clipper! Asunder-er, or whatever I'm supposed to go by these days. It's my whole thing, hurting everyone around me! I just loooove doing it, too!

But it's not who you actually are.

Are you sure about that? I think I'm exactly who I'm supposed to be! Don't you know what I did? I bet you've got the news by now, I know the old man sent a letter about your cute little family.

Dad, what the fuck is he talking about?

Your innocent, happy, hard-working husband? Your silly, talented, little daughter? What do you think they think, hm? I wonder what they would think about ol' Assivus Asunder at this moment.

You're not—

Do you think if they saw me slaughter you right in front of them, they'd cast me out? Ruin my life forever? Nonono, that's too tame, right?

Siv.

They probably woulda killed me where I stood. Yeah. Maybe they should of. Coward's way out, I think, to just let me roam and live. Twenty years is a long time to let a guy like that go hungry. A good brother would have just driven a sword through the lungs of a monster like that, right?

D-Dad, did. Did he—?!

Or maybe that's too easy, putting me out of my misery. Noooo, I mean, that's what jail is for, right? Speaking of, you look good in there! Cozy!

Siv. You aren't a monster. You don't deserve any of this. I—

Couldn't agree more!! Only... It's by slaying the monster that one gets the title of a good and gracious hero. The knight in shining armor... That was the graduating test in the academy, remember? Well. I don't. I never took it! Haha!

Hey... Does anyone see a monster around? I think I should check that off the bucket list. Right. Now...

#Arcadius Hartell #Assivus Hartell #??? #Champion Link Hartell #grievances and peasant input #hku spoilers #The Battle of Mallory Crown

[woozi]

my yza! hello! it has been a while again, i hope you're well? your header is SO cute 🐯

i missed you too! we r penpals... oh i do love that image. i will seal my letters with a kiss every time. MUAH

dolo (dino solo) really did reunite us! perhaps this can be our always. speaking of dolo - he SLAYED with that. ate it the fuck up, wait slaps SO hard i'm obsessed w her!!! what are your thoughts 👀 i'm dying to know

thank you! i get my first results in jan, around the time i'm sitting my second batch of exams. eek. uni applications are around the same time and i'm still working on my personal statement; i'm terrified it won't be good enough <//3

this freshteen comeback was SO good. you're so right abt it being a refresher to why we originally fell in love w their sound </333

back 2 back is my GIRRLLLLL she slaps!!! i mentioned this but perf u songs are always killer for me i LOVE their sound. but monster omg! she is cunty but i do get you. as for sos. what can i say. the lyrics just rub me the wrong way idk the phrasing just seems a bit... odd, and insensitive, perhaps. but like you say, english is not their first language, so i will give them the benefit of the doubt. what are your thoughts, though?

minghao discovered the mullet and then discovered a million different ways to slay it, and i love that for him. most versatile mullet ever!

we DO need more jun appreciation did you catch him in the diamond days vid! my guy! he was so good!

also omg... dr ms yza? perhaps? you'd be utterly incredible. i feel you on life being a little crazy; i hope things have calmed down for you since, though. i've not been up to much! i work at a school now, did i mention? i'm a teaching assistant for year 1 (5-6yos) so i do that mostly, and i'm also studying for all my exam retakes. i'm 1/3 of the way done currently and it is so fucking bad.

i hope your days have been treating you well! sending you hugs and kisses xxx i really am happy to be penpalling with you again. take care, love you, MWAH <3333333

your beloved wife 💍,

honey <3

MY HONEY, HIIIIIIIII 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

thank u sm for being so so kind 🥺 AND YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm v glad to say that life has been treating me better, or at least i've learned to handle everything better hehe <33 HOW R UUUUUUUUUUU I MISSED U SO MUCH!!

PLS U ARE SO SO CUTE 😭 also so real abt dolo <3 I LIKED IT!!!!!!!! i'm glad he took that direction music and style wise tbh, i was NERVOUS it'd sound like... (not to be a hater but i didnt really enjoy last order 😭) love the bridge it's my favorite part <33

HOW WERE UR RESULTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS im so so eager to hear from u, every time we talk it's like you're hitting new milestones <33

YK WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED JJKFDJKFD BACK 2 BACK LITERALLY STARTED PLAYING THE MOMENT I STARTED ANSWERING UR ASK 😭 and ure sOOO so correct abt perf u songs!! more people should recognize the powerhouse that perf u is imo 😋 ALSO AGREED ON SOS 😭 honestly my least favorite song from the album. aside from what u just mentioned, it just sounds (lyric-wise) very clunky to me

I SAWWWWWW!! also glad jun's getting more recognition nowadays <33 i think thats the BeTS effect

well, as life turns out, i'm now in corporate and not in med school FDKJJDKFJKFD but it's fun!! and a little crazy, but that's just perfect for my personality tbh jsjkdjds ALSO IT'S MY FIRST TIME HEARING ABT THAT!! that's so so cute and i'm so happy for u 🥺 sending u sm strength in whatever endeavor you're taking rn!! hope the exams turned out well <33

AND I COULD LITERALLY SAY THE SAME!!!!!!!! i lov u so much, thank u for being such a constant friend <333 u make my stay here much much more enjoyable <3 LOV U MWAH

#honey 🐝 #anon #y.ask #long post

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

S3 Ep 7 Thoughts (AHS Coven)

the first thing i see is a needle. my heart rate spikes through the ROOF.

are u kidding why a tattoo shop out of ALL THINGS???

OMG KYLE AHJFKGIUR IS THIS PRE KYLE???

"toto is AMAZEBALLS" your honour i love him

his friend jimmy getting a tattoo in japanese with the words 'beginning and end' is actually kinda cool

honeys talking about what he wants to do in life and im just like :(

omg his other friend has a irish tattoo on him thats cute

OH MY GOD NOT SO CUTE BC NOW IT'S ON KYLES ARM BC THEY HAD TO USE DIFFERENT BODY PARTS TO PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER

NO AND HE HAS THE JAPANESE TATTOO NOW? FUCKKK

BABY :(

i think he's realising that he's stitched back together

Oh hey zoe come comfort the boy he literally cannot talk

WHAT WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN BEHIND YOUR BACK? NO!

banger intro as usual

oh my god hey madison you look pretty stunning gorgeous as per usual

"we think that pain is the worst feeling - it isnt. how can anything be worse than this eternal silence inside me?" oh my god.

not me finding comfort in madison now what

OKAY BACK TO KYLE AND ZOE HELP

"hey" zoe walks forward. kyle = flinches back garbles bc SHE HAS A GUN. WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO SHE HAS A GUN!!!

oh shit he's angry he snatched the gun

OH HES TRYING TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE MOUTH

yes zoe! dont let man do that!

queenie and miss daisy bonding over fast food = me core

cordelia realising that madisons alive by touching her face and getting visions GO GET FIONA WOOOO

why is fiona getting sexy time with a spirit and a KILLER spirit at that

zoe teaching zombie boy how to communicate <3

oh hes getting frustrated bc he doesnt get it poor kyle

MADISON DONT U DARE HARM KYLE

awh theyre both bonding over dying and coming back to life :(

queenie dont fall for it babyyyyyyy

cordelia and zoe plotting to kill fiona HELL YEAHHHHHH

OH MY GOD KYLE AND MADISON ARE HAVING SEX WHA

POOR ZOE WALKED IN

fiona i dont like you but spirit evil man has been watching over you since you were 8 and thats creepy!

SPALDINGS ALIVE???? um hi bro

interrogate zoe!!!!

YEAH ZOE KILL SPALDING SLAY

madison telling zoe about kyle.... ick

NO THEYRE NOT HAVING A THREESOME ARE THEY????? WHAT????????

NO.

fiona returning to mr ghost man... ew

queenie betraying ms daisy... not on my prediction list

the blood smearing is NASTY

thoughts: what the acual fuck.

#kay watches ahs: coven

[fintastica]

o1﹕ sender  tucks  hair  out  of  receiver’s  face .

🐚 .  NONVERBAL PROMPTS. ( accepting ! )

             love was such a funny, wondrous thing. and it was something that you don't quite understand, not fully. — not when you're so young &. your ideals for what it should entail are nurtured only by that of tv &. fairytales. it was easy to create a perfect image, crystal clear as the ocean blue, in your head of what your perfect prince charming will be. brave, protective, ferocious &. fang-boulous. ; flaunting long flowing locks &. the same appetite as you. he'll probably have to slay many krakens for your favor, and he better not even THINK about approaching to ask for your hand until he's survived a box jellyfish's venomous tentacles.

             it was fun to pick on leo. he was her so - called sworn enemy, of course, and the secretive fraternizing was exciting ! a terrornovela four - part special plot. the big guys would be less than thrilled if they ever stumbled upon their stowaway minnow's blasphemous time - killers &. that gave the turtle a certain edge. on top of that, it was obvious he liked her. she was no stranger to crushes of any sort, a lovesick guppy with no where to swim. he was very cute, and that made leaning into it easy. — what made it difficult was just how much she loved having a sense of belonging, not for a purpose but just as herself, whenever he was around. it's hard to be a cunning backstabber when the back you set out to stab is the one you feel most at home leaning your weight against.

             — he didn't fit every part of her fantasy, sure. but he was so much better.

             swallowing thickly &. followed by a tense, sheepish laugh, lagoona pulls away from the turtle's gentle three - fingered touch. nails rake themselves through the very same curl he had just handled, eyes darting everywhere but his face. " you. um — i have. to go bite something. something that is alive &. will wriggle ... yes. adiós ! "

#got possessed. my bad. #🐚. answered. #🐚. heroes in a clamshell. ( v. 5 ) #bluwei

[1outside]

Songs of 2022

Inspired by Popcast’s most recent episode, I’ve for some reason decided to put together a list of my favourite songs of this year, the way I used to do way back when on my blog, and send it out into the ether.

No further ado:

Fils de joie - Stromae (Such a perfect mix of various influences. Yes, I can tell you listen to Brel a lot, mon ami. Also, how does he look so young? How inconsiderate of him.)

Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa - FINNEAS (Now this guy loves his 90's. As someone who was born 10 years before him I find that amusing. Anyway, song slaps.)

29 - Demi Lovato (The lyrics are so on point. You get to a certain age and realise the people who thought you were so interesting and mature in your late adolescence must have been fucking creeps. The whole album is great. I'm not someone who otherwise listens to Demi a lot but this album did it for me. Runner-up: Skin of My Teeth.)

The 30th - Billie Eilish (Fucking devastating.)

Mastermind - Hi, it's Her (sorry) (Initially Midnights left me whelmed but turns out it's the only full album of hers I actually listen to. Great for baking. Not her best lyrical work and yet...still slaps. Mastermind is a masterpiece. Runner-up: Question..?)

Selfish Soul - Sudan Archives (I'm a white woman with fine dead looking straight hair. Can't relate. But the song is a bop. She is amazing. No-one else should be allowed to slay a violin.)

Angry Woman - Ashe (I'LL DO WHATEVERILIIIIIIIKE. Runner-up: Emotional.)

Boy - The Killers (My boys' only release this year and it's great, of course. Like, fucking brilliant.)

The Funeral - YUNGBLUD (I don't even know how to spell this bloke's name but I bluddy love this song. Satisfies my thirst for 80's new wave rock bops.)

Vegas - Doja Cat (The best thing about Elvis. Yeah, I said it.)

Wisher to the Well - Leah Marlene (American Idol's gift to me.)

Her - Megan Thee Stallion (Shiiit, what could a ho say?)

Sah Sah - Nancy Arjam (Don't understand a word but it's a bop.)

A Wonderer in the Sleeping City - Rufus Wainwright & Wu Tsing-Fong (THAT MELODY. THE PIANO. ALL THAT SOARING....SOARING.)

Meri Mehbooba - Anik Khan (I never heard the original, came upon this on a Spotify playlist & thought it was a cute-sexy tune. Pretty sure I'm responsible for most of this record's streams. Btw, turns out guy is cute.)

Note: Being a music listener these days is strange. A completely different experience to when I was a teen. As a millennial I feel like I've lived in two worlds a roughly equal amount of time AND IT'S WEIRD. Like remembering somebody else's life. I'm not that old and yet, in some ways I have more in common with my 71 year old parents than someone a decade younger than me. Kids these days will never understand. Get off my fucking lawn.

What I've loved about the streaming age is being able to listen to a lot of non-English sung music. That's definitely the best part.

Just go online & listen to A-WA. No need to go to Israel/some dodgy music shop selling "world music".

#music #music post #end of year #2022 #stromae #finneas #billie eilish #taylor swift #ashe #the killers #demi lovato #sudan archives #nancy arjam #anik khan #doja cat #yungblud #megan thee stallion #leah marlene #pop music #rufus wainwright #Wu Tsing-Fong #playlist #haven't done this in actual years #humour me #Spotify

[dazzlegame]

5 Different Skirt Styles for short girls

“And though she be but little, she is fierce.”- Shakespeare

This quote of Shakespeare indeed shows how people of short height can be fierce and bold. If you are short heighted, then don’t demean yourself or feel bad about it. Be happy the way you are as ‘beautiful things frequently come in little bundles’.

We do understand every girl dreams of stepping out like a supermodel and be as thin and tall as them. But, believe me, short girls are equally beautiful and attractive. You just need to have the right posture and attitude and you will slay any outfit like a pro. It is a myth that only tall girls can wear outfits of their choice and not short girls.  

But I guess we always want to be something we are not. It is understandable that each and every inch matters to a petite girl. You might feel that heels are the only solution to this problem, but you are wrong if you have these assumptions in your mind. In this era, when fashion is at its pinnacle, there is something for everyone. There is a whole bunch of options even for short height girls, which will let you feel comfortable in your skin and the way you look without wearing those killer heels all the time.

In this blog, we have shared a few skirt outfit ideas for short girls which will help you win the “look taller” game to look tall on every occasion be it a party, casuals and office, etc. You will feel your best in these outfits.

Style 1- Now the simplest tip to tricking into looking taller is by wearing skirts of shorter lengths. Yes, you heard that right! There are two styles for this-

One is you can go for a printed thigh-length skirt. You can choose to go not so short but if u are comfortable doing so then go ahead, don’t think twice, as this length really flatters a short body. To add a bit of color and style to your outfit, add tassel earrings and a fancy charm bracelet. Also, make sure that you wear an equally cute and bright top to match your skirt. Then a pair of nude wedge heels is all you need to finish off the look. Next is a checkered skirt that is to be matched with a single sleeve top that has frills. To it add a criss-cross or waist bag and a pair of sneakers. Do accessorize, because no matter how beautifully you dress up, without accessories your look is incomplete.

Style 2- If you are someone who is not comfortable wearing the shortest of skirts, then wear a length that’s desirable. Probably a plaid skirt that is ankle or calf-length. Add a belt to it that gives an illusion of longer legs. This outfit has the right amount of sexiness, and elegance and is very ladylike. Wear a white shirt – pull the sleeves down to make it an off-shoulder and tie a knot at the front. Tie your hair to a neat low pony with mid parting and wear big bold statement earrings for that oomph factor. No make-up look works best with this style. For your lips- think of nothing else than a nude lipstick. (If you have long hair then tying a scarf would amplify the look further).

Style 3- Anybody who tells you that short girls cannot wear long skirts is obviously wrong because it’s a long-prevailing stereotype that needs to be broken. Another trick is to wear floor-length maxis. The longer the better and more flattering and of course please go for heels because you don’t wanna dirty your skirt. Now, get into a crop top so you appear taller. A slit skirt will be a perfect match for this style. You can also put on a denim jacket- an extra addition to your diva-like look… and voilà you are ready to slay.

Style 4- Women always rave about wearing stripes because it is this one pattern that really elongates your body frame perfectly for a short or petite girl, especially if you are someone who loves wearing skirts. A high waist belted stripe skirt with a white V-neck top with bell sleeves is the trendiest look you can imagine. For this look, your skirt should be calf-length so that you can team those stylish ankle-length white boots. Shoulder-length hair compliments this look better, but long or short hair will also not fade away your aura. Last but not the least, some mascara to accentuate your eyes and a dash of bright lip shade is enough to make you party-ready.

Style 5- This look is for those who wanna go a little off the track. Monochrome style is in vogue these days. Celebs and fashionistas swear by this new style craze. So, why not try something new? Why not try something that is different from normal? Step up and dare to stand out in the crowd. Your monochromatic outfit can be of any color (try to choose color that suits your skin tone and enhances your personality). Wear a sexy top with a leather skirt. You can go all out or go for a top that is a little demure. When it comes to shoes, try wearing nude heels, clear heels or strappy heels. Get yourself a sling bag and a pair of the latest second ear piercing earrings to complete your look.

#skirts for short height #skirts for women #what kind of skirt should a short girl wear #skirts for short girls #skirt design

[kiribaku-queen]

The Blood King and his Queen [9]

Pairing: Bakugou x reader

Romance, Angst, Drama

Word count: 2.8K

Summary:  From being a mere servant girl to marrying the scariest prince in existence, your world changed right before your eyes. Exchanging places with the princess, you knew, wasn’t going to be easy. But could you have found love on the way? Or was it never meant to be?

A/N: Ahhhh so sorry about the delay for this chapter!!! But hopefully you all were fed last week with my Bakugou Birthday Bash collab. But you guys are going to be fed again soon. Just you wait :) Happy Reading!

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You turned over in your bed for the nth time that night. Something just wasn’t fitting right with you. The bed you were sleeping in was big enough for a family, the sheets were soft, the pillow was fluffy, servants were on standby if you needed something, water and snacks were on your bedside if you ever got hungry. So why couldn’t you fall asleep? You huffed, turning back over to try to get comfortable. There are times when you feel like you’re almost about to fall into a deep sleep and something just wakes you back up, making you wait for that long-awaited slumber.

After coming back to the palace from your long excursion, you were back to sleeping in separate bedrooms. Maybe that was why you couldn’t sleep. But it couldn’t be. You only slept with him a handful of times and all those times were purely accidental. You tried to find so many excuses so that wasn’t the case, but it actually might.

Bakugou groaned and plopped into bed. Why wasn’t he sleeping this late at night? This wasn’t normal. He was used to knocking out as soon as he touched his pillow but something was keeping him from doing just that.

He thought, no way. It couldn’t be because you weren’t here. The only reason he kept you in a different room from his is because you were a stranger at first. This marriage was only supposed to be a transactional trade: the princess would become a queen and Bakugou could rule both lands. He never expected to fall this deep for you, let alone fall for you at all.

Your room was right across the hall. Only a few steps away. Nothing was stopping him from going over to you this very moment. What if you didn’t want to see him? Then he would look foolish if he wanted to be with you but not the other way around. He didn’t want to look too desperate… fuck it. He could make up an excuse if he had to.

Jumping to his feet and swiftly removing himself from his sheets, he headed towards the door to go see you. What he didn’t know was that you were going to do the same thing. After a good minute of arguing to yourself, you grabbed a pillow and headed to his quarters.

You took a deep breath. You were standing right in front of his door, but now you started getting second thoughts. What if he didn’t want to see you? What if he was already sleeping? Then you’d be disturbing him and be troublesome. You’ve already gotten this far already, there was no point in turning back now. Right before you were about to put your hand on the handle, the door swung open, revealing wide-eyed Bakugou in your presence.

“Princess…” Bakugou choked on his words. He was surprised to see you already standing in front of his door. Had you been standing there long? But what was making him flustered was the fact that you held a large pillow in front of you, looking up at him with wide, yet cute eyes of yours. You were the definition of adorable in that moment and honestly, Bakugou didn’t know what to do with himself.

“W-What are y-you do-doing here,” Bakugou stuttered over his words.

“I couldn’t sleep,” you admit, looking down shyly.

“I couldn’t either,” Bakugou also confessed. Awkward silence. It was only because both of you didn’t want to admit or say the real reason why you came to each other.

You were already in front of him, you couldn’t back out now. It would just be embarrassing if you just made a dumb excuse, only to go back to your room and then all would be for naught. Taking a deep breath and closing your eyes to prepare yourself for the worst, you blurted out the question that burned deep inside your heart.

“Can I sleep with you?”

“Will you sleep with me?” you both asked at the same time. Your eyes shot wide open and immediately looked up to see Bakugou with sincere in his eyes. A slight blush of embarrassment dusted his cheeks but wouldn’t – couldn’t – take his eyes off you.

“Yes.”

“Yes,” you both blurted out. The air between you was tense with desire for each other, so much so that if you didn’t look away, you would be sucked into those crimson eyes for a lifetime. Cutting the atmosphere abruptly, you cleared your throat and walked passed him in his room.

“So this is what the Great Blood Prince’s room looks like,” you joked, taking a look around the room. Nothing like what you had imagined. The red theme was expected but you weren’t expecting such a plain looking room. Nothing but a bed against the wall, a furniture here and there and a couple paintings on the wall. But still luxurious.

“Cozy,” you noted, turning around to say something else, but you were met with a powerful presence, Bakugou taking a step too close to you. You sharply gasped, your eyes automatically wanting to close shut to take him all in.

Something overcame Bakugou in that moment. Seeing you in his room. After hours. Nothing but a pillow and your silky nightgown. It was doing something to him and he couldn’t control this overwhelming feeling of want. He wanted you.

Your noses were practically touching, his lips just inches away from yours. Your heart pounded in your chest as you let out shaky breaths. Bakugou slowly wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you close. You were about to close your eyes and submit to his touch but suddenly, the image of the princess’ face popped in your mind. You placed a hand on his chest, stopping your movements and his all together.

“What’s wrong?” Bakugou sounded so hurt by your abrupt actions.

“Sleepy,” you lied, quickly turning around and jumped into his bed, huddling under the sheets. Bakugou stood where he was, letting out a sigh of frustration. But the moment he looked at you and how comfortable you looked in his bed, all signs of frustration and disappointment disappeared. He wasn’t going to let this small rejection ruin his mood. He joined you in bed but you both kept to your side of the bed.

You couldn’t do it. You felt so guilty. Sure, you said that you were going to take the real princess’ spot. He doesn’t have to know that you aren’t the real princess, because once you became queen, she can’t touch you. But hiding these lies wasn’t like you. That’s not who you were. And so this lie was eating you alive. You had to tell him. But when?

You were up all night thinking about it. Talk about getting a good night’s rest. You thought having the prince by your side would help your restlessness, but now a new problem arose. The guilt wouldn’t stop eating at you, causing you to continue to stay up.

You felt a strong hold wrap around your waist and a warm body right up against your back. The male behind you exhaled, resting his forehead against your shoulder.

“Can’t sleep?” he spoke up.

“You could tell?” you asked, not surprised that you got caught.

“It’s hard not to when you keep changing positions” he chuckles in your ear. His light hearted laugh made you relax a bit.

“Tell me,” Bakugou started. “Do you still want to become my queen?”

“Of course. There’s no doubt in my mind,” you didn’t hesitate to answer.

“Even if it means that you’ll forever be bound to the infamous, killer Blood Prince?” You turned over to him and looked him dead in the eye.

“Even if it means that,” you whispered seriously. Now it was your turn to ask questions. “Now tell me, oh Prince. Why do you want to marry this princess?” you ask.

“Because. You’re kind, sweet, innocent. I need a queen like you to rule by my side so I can change my image as the Blood Prince,” he said. Now this was news to you.

“Change? I guess you are very different from your brothers…” you mumble.

“All because of those rumors. They aren’t entirely wrong though. My brothers and I are known for being ruthless. But I’m tired of keeping up this act of being angry and vicious all the time. I’ll slay anyone if I have to, but I’ve killed too many innocent people, just because I was ordered to. When I become King, I want to change the legend of the Bakugou family, that we’re not all killing monsters. I need a queen like you to help me find my way. I fight the way I do to keep my people safe, to save those in poverty and those who are homeless so they aren’t attacked by bandits. It needs to change and that change starts with me. You’ll help me right?” he looked at you willfully.

“I wouldn’t want it any other way,” you reassured him. For the first time, Bakugou deliberately smiles at you, a face you’ve only seen him make when he’s with his soldiers. He pulls you in, resting his chin on top of your head.

“Let’s sleep,” he ordered and you finally fell asleep in his arms.

The next couple days, you were busy helping prepare decorations for the upcoming ball the King was hosting in celebration of your engagement together. Bakugou, on the other hand, was too busy patrolling and doing princely stuff, that you had no idea what that was, that you barely saw him those couple days. You could see him at night, where you sleep over in his room, but by the time Bakugou comes back from his duties, you were already in dreamland.

Thankfully, you had company. You created a bond with the servant girls that are constantly with you every single day. After all, you were a servant girl who was pretending to be a princess, so it was a piece of cake talking to them. They were telling you all the gossip and even helping you with the ball since you were so bored doing nothing all day. Flowers were already picked out, food already decided, your dress was being custom made, guests were on their way here, decorations were being put up in the ballroom.

There were times when you and Bakugou would cross paths in the palace. The prince was busy walking with generals when passing by with your girls. You bit your lip in excitement but decided not to say anything since they were in deep conversation with each other. Yet, your eyes never left him, mesmerized by this working state. You thought Bakugou would be too busy to even notice you. Oh, no. When you came into his peripheral vision, he noticed your beauty right away. Though, he kept his eyes with the generals. When you got closer, that’s when he took a peek at you and seeing your excited face got him all giddy. He smirked at your cute expression when you passed and you didn’t miss that curl of his lips. Bakugou continued to walk off with the generals and your girls all squealed, hitting you in excitement.

During your down times, which was often, you came to the conclusion that you were going to study and read books to help you become a better Queen. The real princess had all her life to study and perfect her skills as a princess. Even though she was lazy and lacked a lot of those skills, you were just beginning and couldn’t compare to her level. You had to get to it if you were going to rule the kingdom by Bakugou’s side. Of course, you also had to keep it on the downlow so that no one becomes suspicious of you for learning the basics.

You picked up one book – a poetry book and read up on the classics. You were immersed by how lovely every line was, how beautiful the stories were written. You could see the love story translate into a movie across the page. But there was one part in the story that had you pay close attention to.

The two lovers looked up at the illuminating bullet across the clear sky

As they gazed into one another’s eyes

They could feel their hearts beat as one

Feeling as time stopped for them

The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

I can die happy, the lover responded

As they can truly die happy

The beautiful scenery was enough to last them a lifetime of happiness

Tears welled in your eyes. Did you read that correctly? And did you remember correctly? Had Bakugou said that phrase to you one time? But what does that mean? Does that mean… impossible. It was probably only pure coincidence that he said that. There’s no way that he… right?

The usual reaction would that you would be over the moon. That would mean that you two share the same feelings for each other. But instead of feeling ecstatic, the guilt was eating at you even more.

Of course you were excited to see him every time he came home, when he got the chance. And he would spend every free moment with you. He’d tell you about his adventures outside the palace, what he did that day, his plans for when he becomes King, and much, much more. He never failed to initiate some form of contact with you, whether it be linking pinkies when taking a stroll or placing a hand on your lower back when talking to others. But because you couldn’t free your mind from this guilt, you were rejecting each and every one of his advancements.

This makes Bakugou frown. He keeps trying, thinking that maybe he was misunderstanding something or reading the situation wrong but you keep denying him.

Enough was enough.

You had just send your servants away, walking down the long hallway to get back to your room to rest. That is, until a hand comes out of nowhere, and pulls you into another hallway – a short, more narrow hallway that gives you a tight squeeze with two people. Bakugou trapped you between him and the wall, arms on either side of you.

“Your highness!” you exclaimed when you saw it was him. But he didn’t look too happy.

“What gives?” he asks, frowning at you. His expression reminded you of the time you first met him.

“What do you mean?” you asked, confused.

“Don’t play dumb with me. If you dislike me, just say it,” he said. But he was making things even more confusing for you.

“Why would you think that?”

“You’ve been avoiding me. Every time I try to be intimate with you, you reject me. Is it because we aren’t married yet? Or is it because you don’t have any interest in me?” he asks you.

“It’s not because of that at all!” you panicked, putting your hands up in defense. “I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure what to do… and well, that’s actually something I need to tell-”

“Prove it,” Bakugou interrupts you.

“Huh?” your mind ran a blank all of a sudden, completely forgetting what you were supposed to say.

“You really don’t dislike me? Prove it,” he challenged. You stared up at his eyes and they were filled with hurt, confusion, betrayal, hope. You caused that. No, no. That’s not what you wanted. Without hesitation, you said with your heart and soul,

“The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?”

Bakugou had heard enough. He cupped both cheeks and smashed his lips into yours in a powerful, yet passionate kiss. Fireworks were going off in your head and your heart was beating like you had just ran a race. The feeling of content and love was overpowering your senses. It felt warm and comforting and you didn’t want to let this feeling go. Ever. Bakugou disconnected from you first, allowing both of you to catch your breaths.

“I can die happy,” he said softly, in between breaths. Your breath got caught in your throat. It was this time that you took his face and kissed him, your knees falling weak under you. All you could think about was how soft he felt against your lips and how addictive his taste was. Bakugou’s hands had a mind all of its own. They snaked behind you, holding you close, feeling that you could never be too close to him. Actually, it was never enough. He wanted more of you. He wanted you even closer to him, to feel you all over and never let go.

Kirishima and Denki were casually strolling the halls, heading wherever they wanted to go. They were about to pass this very intimate moment between lovers, that is until Denki happened to look to the side and see a sight that could get him beheaded.

“Holy shi-” Denki began to shout, but Kirishima was quick to cover his mouth, pick him up and get them out of there as fast as possible.

“You fucking idiot. Why do you always do that!?” Kirishima scolded.

A/N: Please let me know what you guys thought of this chapter! Enough fluff? Are you guys sick of it yet? Next chapter might be a little s p i c y ~

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[helpfulbug]

for the blorbo meme, could I ask yyh? :3c 😄

YES i will always use any excuse to talk about yyh thank you sarah<3

i really like how u explained your answers a bit w dmc so ill also hide mine under a readmore: (also no emojis bc im on desktop i prommy well get through it no matter what tho)

GLUP SHITTO ASK MEME

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

anyone who follows my yyh posting knows im working on in theory a yukina specific au so obviously shes my fav:) shes the twin sister of hiei one of the main characters (the short troll doll shaped fellow) their mother was part of an ice demon culture where women bore only girls on their own but their mum went off and had a little fun and came back pregant w a girl (yukina) and a boy (hiei) she gave birth to both of them and while she was still down from giving birth they made her best friend throw hiei off a cliff and assumed he died.... so he had his whole shonen character orgin story but never forgot where he came from and returned there as a teen. their mother had died and his sister had set out to find him. the only thing she had to go on was the "tear" of her mother bc ice demons shet tears that turn into extremely valueable pearls so shes looking for her brother who will ofc recognize his pearl. she enters the story when the gang learns a demon has been kidnapped and is being abused bc of her valuable tears and they learn its hieis sister when he kamikazes the guys holding her....she immediatly recognizes smth in him and he asks him who he is but he just responds w "no one" and after that they have this weird relationship of recognition but hiei can never tell her hes her brother for reasons i cant explain bc this is already like a page of text so tldr: scorpio legend back story and relation to the main charas that make me cry and throw up every single day of my life killer design i need to stop now i could go on forever one of my ALL TIME FAV CHARACTERS EVER (im so mad she gets sidelined that im actively working on an au)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

im gonna go the creature route here once more and say puu!! bc hes literally shaped^^ hes connected to the main character and supposed to show yusukes innermost self so he feels everything he feels and changes w yusuke over the course of the story i wont say too much but know theres some instances of puu that slay me on impact everytime i experience them.......CREATURE

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

not really underappreciated in the tumblr scene but GENKAI you might know her from my old url shes the legendary gamer grandma!!! shes just an old as shit tiny women who can shoot lasers and has an arcade in her home w games that she herself has to put quarters in i love her sm if u say anything mean about her she will kill you on the spot or beat u in street fighters at her house whatever works for her

again slightly spoilers but the way she and the first big antagonist are connected and play off eachother......togashi literally invented femism here (and uninvented it w biski in hxh)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

koto!!!! togashis mind when he wrote the quintessential tournament arc and had the whole thing commentated and refereed by women. koto is just in the ring to see violence and blood and will complain if someone is having a shonen character monologue instead of fighting her design is also really cool shes a fox girl w a microphone doing backflips!! she sadly only really appears in the tournaments but when she does.....you know i go insane!!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

i can say this in good faith bc im part of the elite tumblr users who can experience the chapter black arc w a gay gaze like it was meant to be consumed bc hes very fucked up but also he was brainwashed as a child so whatever maybe hes right also i will be sending him to super hell very shortly

if were going less villian and more main character i have to say kuwabara bc i think a lot of ppl think hes super annoying and loud but hes actual the blueprint for all gay shonen boys out there....if your reaction to getting punched in the face is "omg he remembered my name" bestie.....i have news for you. also actually fits the description of poor little meow meow

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

koenma im 100% sure he inspired boss baby also hes collecting child soldiers and manipulating them bc hes too lazy to do his job when this doesnt work out he just looks for someone new who cares what happens to the last guy if i say acab im including koenma in this

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

as promised sensui and itsuki go to superhell i mean is it any different than spending eternity in the void at least there will be other gay ppl so youre welcome:)

also kurama bc hes commited crimes (in a funny way) and is fruity (im banking on him escaping i just think it would be funny if he was in there for a bit)

but also dont pretty much all of our main cast take vacation jobs in demon world in one part of the story.......so theyve all at least BEEN to superhell i guess

#you know yyh is amazing bc i wrote all of this and didnt even mention so many iconic characters... #no word about botan or keiko in here my god. #yyh #luna.txt #ask #ask game

[ray-ray-writings]

I’ve got drabbles!!!!! a c!sapnap x reader where the reader has a very close relationship with their pet and maybe tommy accidentally kills it and so the reader is upset and goes to sapnap and sapnap has like pure rage and has to be held back from punching tommy and the readers like “sapnap it’s ok it was just a pet!!!” and has to like physically hold him back?

YES! Thank you for this!!!

So I think that you would have a chicken. I don’t know why, maybe it’s because irl Sapnap loves Chick-fil-A and he’s cute so the cute chickens of Minecraft remind me of him… Moving on. 

So you have this cute chicken, we’ll call Cluckington, that you love with all your heart, and it always follows you around when out and about because it imprinted on you and loves you too. It has a cute little collar so everyone always knows not to kill that chicken. So one day Tommy is by your house and he’s not paying attention. He’s been on the hunt for food for a while now and he stumbles upon some chickens and without thinking about where he is, begins slaying the chickens. It isn’t until his sword slices through one of the chicken’s does he see the small collar and hear a scream telling him to stop. Instantly his stomach drops and he knows he’s just fucked up. He’s just killed your pet chicken Cluckington. You appear in his sight in the blink of an eye and there are tears falling down your face. You reach down to the ground and grab the small collar that dropped from the kill. “Why would you do this Tommy?” You ask, your voice breaking as you clutch the collar. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that was-” “You didn’t know?” you cut him off, holding the collar up in his face, “You saw a collar on a chicken, near our home and you didn’t know?” You practically sob. Tommy’s so pale with fear and regret. “I didn’t realize where I was. I was just looking for food. I’m so so sorry Y/N.” You don’t say anything else, only collapse in the younger boy’s chest and cry into his shoulder. He awkwardly holds you and rubs up and down your back. Tommy is a little bit relieved because although hates that you’re crying because of him but it’s better than you being mad at him. And plus you’re leaning on him for comfort, you wouldn’t be doing that if you hated him. 

That relief doesn’t last long though. As Tommy is rubbing your back, he hears an unmistakable voice call your name. He looks up and sees Sapnap running, and I mean running, toward the two of you. As soon as he’s close enough you let go of Tommy and cling onto Sapnap, your sobs definitely settling but also still there. “What’s wrong? What happened?” Sapnap questions softly, rubbing a hand up and down your back. You don’t answer with words, instead you hold up the collar of your dead chicken. Sapnap glances at it and the concern leaves his face and anger replaces it. His firey gaze burns into Tommy and makes him squirm ever so slightly, “What happened?” He demands his eyes not leaving the teen. “Well I… I was hungry and I didn’t know where I was and I ummm. I may have… may have killed Cluckington.” Tommy admits, looking anywhere but at the man who was staring at him. “What?” Sapnap’s voice is so deep, deeper than anyone’s heard before and it’s scary for Tommy. “It was an accident! I didn’t mean to!” Tommy pleads. “I don’t care. That was Y/N’s pet! They loved Cluckington! How dare you! That chicken had a collar! How could you not notice!” Sapnap raged, “I’m going to kill you!” He practically screams, attempting to unwrap your arms from him to ring the neck of the chicken murderer. Tommy is literally frozen in fear so he is ever grateful for when you look up from Sapnap’s chest, wrapping your arms around him tighter, and say, “No. baby please. It’s okay, he didn’t mean to… yes I loved Cluckington and yes I’m sad. But my chickens life isn’t worth one of Tommy’s… I’ll just get a Cluckington the second” you murmur, leaning up and pressing a few kisses on Sapnap’s face. And although he doesn’t want to, Sapnap melts, sighs, and nods accepting your kisses. Tommy is still frozen and doesn’t know what to do now. You and Sapnap both look over at him Sapnap says, “get out of my sight. She may have forgiven you but I haven’t”. Tommy doesn’t need to be told twice. He sprints away with a “I’ll make it up to you!” And he’s gone. 

After a small while you and Sapnap make your way back to your house, hugging the whole way there. “I’m really sorry about Cluckington” he murmurs in your ear once you’re home and cuddling in your bed. You give a hum a little shrug “it’s okay. I’m honestly surprised it didn’t happen earlier. You know with you being the notorious pet killer and everything” Sapnap can only let out a small “Hey!” Before the two of you burst into giggles. Yeah, you’ll be okay.

#mcyt #mcyt imagine #ray responds #sapnap imagine #sapnap #sapnap drabble #tommyinnit #dreamsmp #dream smp

[badass-at-fandoming]

HI

Catch up on Part 1 here!

Where we last left our RB2: Secret Lesson heroine, she'd witnessed a breach in the Masquerade. A man who was Very Clearly A Vampire was delicately munch-munch-munching a lady's neck. Dorothy does what I suspect I would do if I found out vampires are real: she faints.

When she wakes, Jay, Theo, and Andrew are debating what to do with her. There's a lot of back-and-forth so let me summarize. The Russell Brothers are elder vampires. Like, Andrew is the "baby" of the family, and he was Embraced in the 1600s. As the years wore on and their powers grew, their connection to humanity lowered to an intolerable degree. They don't recognize humans as "people" anymore, just blood bags and playthings. Part of the problem is they're insanely powerful. It's hard to take humans seriously when one movement of the blood and they fall for your supernatural charisma, or follow any command, or break apart. For the VtM fans in the post, Andrew is most like a Vollgirre Toreador, Theo is most like a Gangrel, and Jay is like a True Brujah with some bonus Dominate.

Their parents, the Duke Edumund Russell and his wife Monica Russell, are understandably worried about them. They convinced their adopted sons to attend a human college so they could interact with others and regain their humanity. Except the Chancellor of the school ordered the brothers to keep apart from the other students. Usually, when the brothers feed, they wipe the human's memory afterwards.

But they don't WANT to erase Dorothy's memory because Dorothy is interesting. She resists their powers! She doesn't turn into a yes woman around them. She told them to fuck off! Being told to fuck off is unbearably attractive. 😂

Dorothy goes home to sleep off all these revelations, except who does she run into but Lars! Today's already been stressful, but a best friend returning from being ghosted is the just the cherry on a shit cake. Lars explains that he ghosted her because Kane was going through something. But. Um. I'm 99% sure he was busy turning into a werewolf. Dorothy makes it to her dorm room and face-plants into her bed, hahaha.

While Dorothy is asleep, she has a wet dream about Andrew. I'm not saying Andrew used Auspex to give her that dream, but he definitely used Auspex to give her that dream. Dorothy also finds him holding onto her fifth story window sill by his fingers, which is a little suspicious, haha.

Dorothy lets him in because what else are you going to do. After she left, the brothers told the Chancellor and their parents about the Masquerade breach and their wish to let Dorothy keep her memories. Now, Andrew explains, Dorothy could leave the fate of her brain to the Chancellor's arbitration...OR she could use this super cool loophole. Vampires' partners are allowed to know of their supernatural status, no matter the partners' species. So Dorothy and Andrew should fake date!!!

Dorothy is like...okay, this is insane, right? This is insane. She tries to let Andrew down gently and mentions that if she hadn't had such a horrible first impression of him, maybe things would be different. Andrew seizes onto this excuse and takes it very literally. He uses some Koldunic sorcery to transport him and Dorothy to another country that's across the international date line. So, technically(!!!) he met her hours before their first meeting. Omg, dude. 😂😂😂

But they have a really cute daaaaate. He takes her out for breakfast. Dorothy is majoring in Psychology and he's majoring in Fashion. As a human, he was an Italian painter and best friends with Artemisia Gentileschi. Ya know, the one who made this killer painting of Judith slaying Holofernes:

[[Image ID "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi, painted between 1620-1621. The painting depicts the climax of the Bible story of Judith. After gaining access to the Assyrian general Holofernes' tent, the beautiful Jewish widow Judith and her loyal handmaiden decapitate him, which forces the would-be conquerors to leave Israel. Artemisisa depicts the bloody decapitation, using herself as a model for Judith and her rapist as a model for Holofernes]]

Eventually, the couple return to school, and Andrew is very eager for Dorothy to say she'll be his girlfriend. Dorothy point-blank asks why he's so adamant about this. They just met! Andrew confesses to the incredibly unsexy reason that he bet his brothers it would only take him 24 hours to make Dorothy his partner.

Unsexy!!! Dorothy storms off to find Lars and, hopefully, a sympathetic ear. He's on the school sportsball team, and she finds him in the gym...except she walks in on him planning a date with Eliza! WTF, LARS. Andrew comes running up, and before we can think thinky thoughts, Dorothy lays one on him. Andrew later describes it as a "tongue punch" and offers Dorothy kissing lessons asdfghjkladkfa. Lars and Eliza see and go "ew" because they are weak little babies about PDA. And that's how Dorothy starts fake-dating a vampire lol.

A few days pass. Andrew asks Dorothy to meet him at the Chancellor's office, so they can make their case that Dorothy should keep her memory. Andrew looks a little pale(r) than usual, but he distracts her with kisses. Sidenote: Andrew is the best kisser. After kissy kiss, the pair meet Theo, Jay, and Chancellor Dmitri inside. Theo says vampires and humans shouldn't romance one another. Jay argues that Dorothy should be allowed to keep her memory because she's interesting in a scientific sense. He wants to study her, haha. Nerd. Andrew cites the loophole, saying he and Dorothy are dating. Theo gives him a side-eye. 😒

Dorothy has other plans. She rips the Russell brothers a new one. They're a mess! They're disrespectful! They're impulsive! One made me orgasm in class, one forced me to time travel, and the last won't look me in the eye because I'm not "worth his time." They are the WORST and that's why I should be the one to beat some manners into their brains.

The Russell brothers are in awe of Dorothy's declarations. No one has (verbally) kicked their ass in a century. Chancellor Dmitri is equally impressed. He assigns Dorothy to be their therapist. adfgjkhl;l;kdjfasj W H A T

Dorothy protests that she's only 20! She hasn't even finished one semester of her psych major. But Chancellor Dmitri insists, and the brothers insist, so Dorothy has little choice. Andrew is so happy he swoons like a Victorian maiden, and Theo has to walk Dorothy home.

On the walk home, Dorothy asks Theo why he wears his meanie pants all the time, which gives him an opening to unleash his Tragic Backstory. In the 1500s, he was in the Spanish Navy. One day he returned home from a long voyage to learn his entire family had been slaughtered by werewolves. Like, when he left he had a wife, children, in-laws, parents, and grandparents. When he came home, he had no one. Theo swore vengeance, found a vampire to Embrace him, and killed a shit ton of Spanish werewolves. Once his vengeance was complete though, he sank into a depression that he's never really gotten out of.

Dorothy is like "Thank you for that shockingly dark update. See you tomorrow." 😂 Theo is like "what," and both he and I discover that Dorothy's first lesson plan is to bring this depressed old man to an amusement park. Theo is very skeptical, haha. But! Through the sheer power of being outside and roller coaster discombobulation, they have fun! Btw, going outside, walking, and riding roller coasters can ease depression symptoms. Nothing like launching yourself at speeds high enough to leave orbit to get that serotonin flowing.

At the end of the day, there is one ride left: the ferris wheel. I didn't realize ferris wheels were a romantic trope, but they must be. They keep popping up in these romance games. Usually I ride them so I try to find our car in the parking lot lol. Unlike my ace ass, Dorothy is not immune to the charms of the ferris wheel. And Theo is so Sad and has an Animal Magnetism and oh no the cabin shifted and our lips fell together! For 20 minutes they fell and couldn't get up.

[[Image ID Royal Blood 2: Secret Lesson, Theo Russell CG 1, Dorothy falls into Theo's lab while they ride a ferris wheel, and a surprised Theo catches her. Theo has short brown hair and green eyes. He wears a striped blue button-up shirt and basic black slacks, while Dorothy wears a white blouse and indigo skirt with a lighter flower pattern. The couple look surprised and in wonder, presumably because they just kissed]]

As soon as the ride is over, Dorothy and Theo's brains are full of question marks; swiftly followed by guilt. This element frustrates me. The player cannot avoid becoming Andrew's girlfriend, and their fake-dating contract always contains a clause to be exclusive, unless both parties agree to a non-monogamy situation. The player can choose to not kiss Theo, but Dorothy still feels immense guilt for the "crime" of thinking Theo is attractive. This thought crime guilt doesn't sit well with her character. Yes, she's only 20, but she's otherwise a very mature, old-soul 20 year old. She's certainly far more mature and sensible than the men around her. The narrative holds together if Theo and Dorothy really do cheat/kiss, but it feels forced and inorganic if the player chooses to remain faithful.

It's an example of the narrative vs otome game mechanics fight I talked about in the first post. Somewhere in the game's development process, it was decided that a cheater/loyal variable would take resources better spent elsewhere. Better to force the plot point that Dorothy feels guilty for cheating. It's one less thing to code and discourages players from feeling locked in to Andrew's romance, which otome players don't like.

Or I'm totally wrong. Maybe the author just wanted to include the infidelity trope in Theo's romance, and the moment just lands awkward.

Regardless, the scene changes. Mean Girl Eliza doubts that Andrew and Dorothy are really dating. The only solution is for Andrew to speedily appear and kiss Dorothy in the most obnoxious and public way possible. All over campus. Repeatedly.

Embarrassed by so many good kisses, Dorothy is like i NEED to LEAVE and declares she'll have her therapy session with Jay today. 😂 She asks Jay to take her somewhere he feels comfortable. Jay gets it into his head that for Dorothy to be comfortable and/or fall for him, he should take her somewhere she feels comfortable. Dorothy likes Andrew. That must mean Dorothy likes places Andrew likes. So he takes her to a jazz bar at like 6pm on a Tuesday asdfghjkl; Dorothy smells a rat, and is like "Jay...I've known for like 2 weeks and I know this isn't you."

Jay is low-key like "babe, take me now," because it is SEXY to FIGURE OUT PLANS. Even sexier is when Dorothy explains that she wants to get to know Jay, not Jay-cosplaying-as-Andrew. Jay has to buffer like a computer, hahaha. Eventually, he leads her to his "secret hideout," which is a little-used reading room at the college:

[[Image ID, Royal Blood 2: Secret Lesson, Jay Russell CG 1, Jay and Dorothy sit on the floor a reading room. Bashful, they face each other close enough to boop foreheads. Jay cradles Dorothy's hand to his cheek. He has blue eyes and blond hair with hints of a dark-brown undercut. He wears an overlarge, dark blue sweater over his jeans and white T-shirt, while she wears dull orange jeans and a blue, purple, white, and orange striped T-shirt.]]

These dudes... Can you believe this is only Episode 6.

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