#CHAT PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL

[mylas-stash]

HELLO??????????

#WHY IS NOBODY HERE TALKING ABT THIS #CHAT PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL #.....CHAT 😀.................. #autism level: extremely catastrophic. Can you guys tell #anyways look at THEM. they're so sillay #wander over yonder #woy #savewoy #woy wander #wander woy #woy sylvia #sylvia woy #lord hater #not art

[acircusfullofdemons]

💭🔮✨ THE ULTIMATE DAYDREAMER’S GUIDE ✨🔮💭

💭 What is it?

This is a guide both for those in the Daydreaming Community, or want to learn more about it. It is meant to be an archive of all things relating to MaDD & ID, and is curated/run/owned by yours truly!

💭 Can I link this on my blog/post/etc?

Yes!! The whole reason this doc was made was so that it can be passed around as a general resource, so you are more than welcome to link it anywhere you want. The same goes for anything linked within the doc itself -- not that I own any of it anyway lol.

💭 Can we give suggestions?

Suggestions are highly encouraged & appreciated! I am only one person running this doc, after all, and will not be able to uncover/document everything without some help. You can send me stuff through DMs or my ask box.

💭 What happened to the original doc?

EDIT 3/27/24: the original document had gotten marked as spam by Google. This issue has now been resolved, and it's back up & running! The backup will remain, but not updated as often as the main doc will be. Sorry, I know it's a huge mess 😖 links have been updated to the main/original doc.

I wish I knew! It was brought to my attention that it had gotten flaged for review for...some reason. I've tried figuring out how to request a review for it, but it won't work. So I've resorted to just making a new doc. Sucks, but that's all I can do right now.

Because this is a whole new doc, I'm going to be tagging some people so the word gets spread a little bit. Sorry!

@blue-bubonic @writingmadd @thedaydreamdictionary @burningivy @chamomilemanor @dreaminpeaches @daydreaming-memories @scorpiolight-madd @whizzergoingmadd @fallingmaddlyinlove @blue-madd @skiaismadd @maddgicalgirl @heartofdaydreams

#maladaptive daydreaming #paraportal #luka.txt #very sad that the original doc probably wont be able to get used anymore 😔 can i get an f in the chat. rip og daydream doc u were a real 1! #if anyone has any advice on how to get that back. PLEASE !! TELL ME LOL!!! #madd info

[ringosmistress]

#chat is this real #is this real #please someone #tell me #I'm going insane #i need proof #AAAGGGGHH #don't mind me #going through my weekly breakdown #hehe :3 #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes #singers #bassist #guitarist #drummer

[orions-garden]

CODE PURPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 80 MILLION BILLION PSYCHIC DAMAGE

#chat I’m scared I’m only on episode nine but I think code purple is related to Willy chat please tell me this is not real #chat PLEASE tell me I’m wrong #dndads #dungeons and daddies #my posts

[todayisafridaynight]

Sometimes when i throw out garbage and accidentally throw something recyclable away i get nervous and put the recyclable in the proper receptacle cause i imagine majima hunting me for sport otherwise

#snap chats #like scp 96 … he knows when a mfer isnt recycling when they could be and makes his way towards you #majima please get out of my house im sorry i DID mean to throw the paper wrapper in the recycling bin i SWEAR #also i thought the gov was fucked beforehand but i didnt even type shit into the search bar #and i only had to type scp for scp 96 to pop up like STOP #I DIDNT EVEN SAY 96 I WAS GOING TO LOOK UP SPECIFICALLY CAUSE I FORGOT THE NUMBER #scp 96 my fave scp monster tho tbh ….. next to the giant lizard and bear made of ears of course #anyways people say videogames have no real world effects well tell me why i get nervous about recycling now #check mate squares #i recycled before but now i do so thinking if i dont im gonna get shanked by a man half naked at all times

[p0th]

cant decide which one i like more so both r gonna be posted!!!

#the reason shes not in her original outfit & is in some swimsuit type thing is cuz i had no clue how to draw her outfit ToT #ALSO IF THIS ISNT AGENT 3 PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE LITERALLY PLAYED 10 MINUTES OF THE STORY MODE IN MY ALMOST 250+ HOURS OF SPLATOON!!!!!!!! #i. do not know who she is i will be honest #i love splatoon dont get me wrong but i have no god damn clue whats going on #i played story mode when i first got it and then. never again #do not try to make me read in video games!!! i will give up!!!! #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #splatoon agent 3 #splatoon captain 3 #wait if this is fuckin uhh captain 3 who tf is agent 3 #should i be . tagging agent 3?? is this who this is?? #too many bitches in this game WHO ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i have had the whole agent thing explained to me (shoutout to my irl friend that knows everything splatoon) but i NEVER UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!! #see it makes sense cuz the 3rd game has the 3rd agent BUT THEN WHO TF IS 8 & 4?!??! 4 is the octoling but then 8 is uhh someone.. i think.. #is 8 even real?? idk. sorry chat idk whats going on in this game

[xinanigans]

LMFAO HELGOP

Credit to @wubadoy on TikTok !

#fnaf #fnaf movie #rip fnaf #together we are fnaf #🤓 #someone who actually watched the movie please tell me this was real #CHAT IS THIS REAL

[bleetusmcyeetus]

Oh my god I was NOT expecting to leave the Sun & Foxy fake date ep. mildly shipping Puppet and Foxy?? Help when I clicked on it I was kinda thinking “oh. More fake kidscove stuff. That’s always fun :)” but then everything happened and???????????? Huh??????? Like I don’t really ever ship TSBS characters just cuz it feels weird to me but?? Oh my god

#HELP??? #I don’t know how to feel #like the whole Puppet Bodypillow situation is very 🤨 on Monty’s part obviously and kinda very weird #BUT #but but. #Puppet what was that reaction when Foxy kept it?? #like Foxy was being completely normal about it. he took it because well Why Not and to maybe sell as a ‘collectors item’ #then YOU made it weird #I don’t. hm #is Puppet catching feelings for Foxy?? #like. there is NO WAY they included over half an episode of JUST the two of them for. nothing #like Monty at the end was even like ‘🤨hey. hey buddy why are you. Being Like This? Hm?’ #I. I don’t know to me personality it honestly kinda seems like it. could work?? #like it just felt so REAL to me when they were in Puppet’s new apartment and like. Foxy knew EXACTLY what Puppet would want #and he got EXACTLY what Puppet would want. and you could see how happy Puppet was they were just trying to act not excited #“I like. Couches. I like comfortable couches.’’ and ‘You have a very comfortable couch’ like??? excuses to just. be in Foxy’s house more??? #I am reading waaaaaaaaaaaay too much into this but CMON. PUPPET YOU WERE NOT NORMAL ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT WHY??? PUPPET. #and FOXY?? FOXY YOU ARE POOR. Foxy the most recurring thing about you is that You Need More Money. and then you. #spend MILLIONS of dollars on an apartment for Puppet???? adhdjfjskdjdhagfjskfsjd #like. going back to Puppet. she even EXCPLICITY made some romance-related comments regarding Foxy and?? I don’t know. I don’t knowwww #IS SHE catching feelings?? IS she?? I just. that felt like Something. their entire interaction the whole time felt like Something. #puppet x foxy #(kind of) #mgafs #mgafs puppet #mgafs foxy #i rambled a bit #THAT JUST. chat I am TELLING YOU there is SOMETHING. there is something. I really hope we expand on this because PLEASE. please #it just. as a Ship it feels soft and comfy?? like a comfort ship?? idk I just really hope they expand on this #if they don’t I’ll live. I’ll just be Silly in my head and imagine it being real. BUT IF THEY DO. ILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN

[scare-ard--sleigh]

ohhhhhhhhhh my goddddddddd and now the fucking t*ble t*nnis guy is passive aggressively up my ass : \

#work stuff #silver jelly #'i've noticed editing has slowed down...' first of all ;;; i was editing the 3.5k words of incomprehensible nonsense because you all #won't hire real writers for almost TWO HOURS on friday. i skipped Yesterday. you sent that message at 10 AM when i HAD one of those #fucking awful awful articles on my roster for today. so that's what;;;; 1 work day unaccounted for? fuck off #secondly; you assholes REFUSE to tell me how much you're expecting from me; you just fucking yell at us when we're not going #'fast enough' when you WON'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS #this is an internal fucking site and we have REAL clients with REAL ACTUAL deadlines ;;; this is not !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a priority to me!!!!!!! #thirdly; ;;;; i took this project AS A FAVOR to someone who's on maternity leave. i did not even want it. she fucking told me 'ohhh you're #the only one i trust' when there's ... literally ;;; another editor on this who is her best friend from childhood or whatever . #like manipulating me; basically; into taking this project (and she didn't even need to; i wanted the hours anyway) #STILL; ;;; it's not something i picked; it's not something i even particularly wanted to do !!!!! #and it's endless shit;; every god damn week it's some version of 'is everything okay? you're slowing down?' like yeah bro i got other work! #jesus fucking CHRIST i just cannot !!!!! #i sent a message in the chat i straight up said 'i try to do one of these a day but i don't feel like it's enough so please tell me what #your expectations are' and if he dodges i'm saying 'an approximate number would be really helpful' like fuck dude i don't CARE if #you tell me you need 10 of these by the end of the week -- i can maybe even make that happen but this isn't fucking working !!!! #@god please get me out of here holy shit .

[risingsunresistance]

dr. stone is one of my new favorite npcs because they literally just added someone who tells you little factoids about their favorite subject

#i havent been to a real museum in years so im living out my wildest dreams in skyblock KJFHDG #yes yes please tell me more i love you <333 #i love museums man i need to go back to maryland #chat #sb

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

here's the idea.

leo's wife/lauretta . (gets stabbed to death)

#according to our delusional chat leo's wife is real actually alive and a lesbian #so both her marriage w leo & death was fictive #m2 #no idea is fucked up (=interesting) for many reasons but it lives in my head since february #wlw experience w age difference 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 #please just ignore me just ignore me #no maybe there wasnt anything between them but every time i think of them i start howling #bc smth that didn't happen also can be interesting #Im turning off rbs + dont u even dare to judge me. it was in my head for too long #im fkin confessing here 😤🤬 #i dont like leo but i like his non-existent wife #im tired of playing fool. theyre one step away from being canon to me #“its funny how ur bee sting touch never leaves me whole” “half time vertigo” etc #“just a corner of my bed where u dont belong” #lauretta ghiraldini gets bitchslapped #no she won't tell carlo. probably #dont make noise but ur wife's kissing ur nemesis's wife😭im sorry. im not #yes i know its absolutely delusional but can u imagine the potential n how insane would it be #if it was real #upd. im never talkin bout this again. probably

[mukuberry]

I hate when twitch streamers are asked for streaming advice and they start talking about how you'll never get big ever and you need to have the 'right' reasons to get into it... like yeah the chances of blowing up are slim and if you're only thinking about getting views fast you'll probably get disappointed/bitter, but like why do so many streamers immediately go to the most negative 'advice' and don't try to encourage people at all? Streaming should be fun! You wanna start streaming? Go do it!! Don't put all your money into it and abandon everything on the small chance you'll get big of course, but if you wanna try it then try it! I'm sure when they give that advice they're trying to be realistic, but honestly it's just overly negative and turns that small chance of making it a job into a 0% chance because it's discouraging ppl from trying at all...

#chernikocore #i heard it hours ago and im still thinking about it orz #idk man theres 0 benefit to being so depressing and negative in response to someone wanting to learn #and like just cause someone's asking for advice doesnt mean they wanna get huge maybe they just wanna have fun but still do it properly #anyway heres some basic advice from someone who doesn't stream: #if you're not sure what equipment is best focus on getting a better mic than any other thing like camera or keyboard or whatever #if youre wanting to make it into a job try doing it casually for fun first to see how you feel before you start a strict schedule #if you've got any friends available to be mods or even just pop in your streams sometimes PLEASE ask them #cause you'll have to pay real mods and having friends in chat boosts ur view count which helps randos find ur account #and ofcourse have fun ☆ #if any of you start streaming you better tell me so i can watch >:O

[maximum-father]

i dont know what to do anymore

#none of this makes sense. i tried to be there for it and it left me and i might get it killed for real this time #i tried to be happy with pierre and then i got sick and there were the codes and the party explosion and. just. everything. #i thought this was just some fun vacation and now here i am. #i dont even know what i did to deserve this. i want to know that i at least deserve this. that theres a reason. #this has to have a purpose. please please please tell me my sufferung has a fucking purpose #please tell me that theres a way to make it stop. that i can apologize or pray or change and then itll all be okay #idle chatting #straightverse #nobody look :)

[mejomonster]

There are So many bisexuals in the world I can't take a Step without running into a bisexual, I can't believe when I was a teen people lied to me and said what I was didn't exist and there was no one like me, babes if you're bisexual I promise youre not alone and you're awesome

#rant #i just. now that im an adult #at least 90% of my friends are queer #maybe more. i dont talk to every friend about dating so maybe a few might be straight #i make new friends? also almost always queer #theres a lot of us and if you feel alone please know you dont have to be forever. there are more ppl in rhe world and more community #and where u go there will be somr ppl like you somewhere to find #(on a lighter note like. even on language study apps! or niche dumb reddit forms about idk some soecific video game) #i remember authority fogures telling me to 'pick' and that i was a sex obsessed freak etc every biphobic thing u can think #as a teen. and feeling alone and broken. at like 17 i found bi sites and lgbt help sites online and the queer community on tumblr #and felt much more backed up with facts i am real my feelings are feelings many other ppl have felt #and i could find ppl who get me. who would accept me and believe me and my existence #and like. now as an adult lol? i meet a person and mention an ex or my bi af writing lmao and they ask if im bi #and i am! and sometimes they say hey me too lol! and then wowza more friends! thats all #no more fear im yelled at or told biphobic shit. and now if i was for some reason #i can just go okay then i wont be yr friend and wont be chatting with u again thanks bye

[todayisafridaynight]

Oh yea I did also catch you misremembering the jima thing but didn’t feel like bringing it up HHFJJFJJF (<- likes the jima section ngl) (part of me chalked it up to difference of opinion) (also congrats on getting to that part shab!!)

Anyway I just think calling out IW’s quality issues (which I do agree are there! Especially w/ regards to the end) because Gaiden was written after is a weird take on anon’s part lol

this is a PSA that if im wrong- like OBJECTIVELY wrong about a thing and im misremembering something you are absolutely free to correct me id rather be embarrassed for a moment and say 'i was wrong sorry' than be wrong and say shit that aint true with confidence oh my god 💀💀💀

and yeah, idk bout sayin IW's story being rocky is the fault of gaiden comin afterwards. i do think that IW and gaiden being worked on side-by-side definitely made things awkward at parts

#snap chats #BUT NO FR IF IM WRONG PLEASE TELL ME #a wise man once said a real man oughta be stupid and i am very much stupid at times so if im being a jackass tell me #thats what amigos do aint it 💀

[seawitchkaraoke]

No but sometimes I am so tired of playing therapist/neurotypicals translator for my neurodivergent friend like. It's exhausting, to have to be the one to explain why your friend got upset when you just signed her up for the same study group as yourself without asking her first or letting her sign up for what group she wanted herself.

Like. I am good at patiently explaining these things, which is why she always asks me about these things but it's exhausting. But also therapy isn't very accessible and she doesn't have anyone else who really gets her problems understanding stuff to the same level I do so....

Then another friend who doesn't do this on this level but who does go on about how great it is that we can kinda laugh about neurodivergent problems together and such and how amazing it is and how she never really talked about these things with anyone else, which I agree it's great to have someone to talk about it but? The way she phrases it, puts a lot of pressure on me and makes it kinda weird? Like it's this great secret we're sharing? Especially since we haven't known each other all that long?

And like. Idk. I get it, I get to you it's amazing to have someone to talk about this to, someone who gets some of your struggles, someone who talks very openly and happily about being neurodivergent but. Man. I'm great but I'm not an expert in all things neurodivergent. I'm not?? Idk I'm not "special" for having adhd or for talking openly about it, I'm just some perfect life coach, I don't have my own life together, all I've got going for me is that I know what my problems are and that I'm not super afraid to talk about them

Idk. It's just exhausting. Like.... These two in particular just have vibes of kinda putting me on a pedestal (though in different ways) and that just makes me uncomfortable but also idk how to set boundaries there bc "stop telling me that I'm awesome" is. Hmm. It's not like that's what they do. They just imply it. They imply that things I do or say that really aren't anything special are somehow amazing and like??? Idk man I'm just me? Compliment me for the things I do that are actually awesome, not like... For agreeing to do a fun thing with you? I don't do it out of?? Pity? Or whatever? I want to do the fun thing?

#idk it's weird #the second one especially bc like... the first one I've figured out how to set boundaries mostly #she exhausts me sometimes but it's ok #but the second one? it's so weird like? idk she makes me uncomfortable sometimes #like we originally started meeting up to study and obviously ended up chatting quite a bit during that too #and she sends me like. several paragraphs long messages shortly after our meetups end several times? #that almost read like she's reviewing our conversation? it just. i don't like it #like... idk. it makes me uncomfy when ppl who don't know me that well go on about how good it was to talk to me about x or y #or how they usually don't have such great convos or whatever #like.... it feels... like they are very quickly creating an idea of who i am and what i am like in their head #and even if that idea of me is very positive it's still not accurate and it puts a lot of pressure on me to then... be that person i guess? #idk idk #and now this whole neurodivergent thing... like she basically said ''ive never told anyone this'' and i said well you don't have to #tell me your exact diagnosis or anything it's fine #and she didn't and I'm glad bc that would put even more pressure on me #but like she made it a whole Thing and i get even saying ''i'm neurodivergent'' out loud is big for her and that's great #but again. why me. we've known each other for like 3 months. please slow down there #yes I'm awesome but you're projecting ways in which i am awesome that are not real #and you don't even know about some of the ways i am indeed awesome #idk i really don't. we'll see. #trouble is i do like her and i do wanna be friends but man stop assigning me as your best friend forever please you'll get disappointed #this post went far away from it's original point and is now about so many different things #it's fine #rant #personal