Does this mf even sleep? Because as much as I love him so, so, much. He just looks so...Tired?? All the time, he looks so sleepy, and out of it. Like no one judging you if you take a quick Power Nap babe. But still, I can't imagine Alastor looking all peaceful, sleeping, and off guard. Because I just imagine him sleeping with his eyes open, as wide as possible, and sleeping like a fucking vampire 😭 But I don't think he does sleep though, his room had no bed, sleeping on the ground n shi... It was just his fairy little swamp, and a study/library looking area. He probably just walks around all night long. 💀
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here’s a bunch of hazbin hotel incorrect quotes for u losers 🥰💗 (if yall want more of this lemme know)
angel, to alastor: why is lucifer not talking?
alastor: i’m playing the silent game with him.
angel: well, then you just lost.
alastor: i lost two hours ago. i gave him ear plugs and told him to close their eyes. it was the only way i could think of to get him to shut up.
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husk: come to dinner tonight. i can’t cook, but i’ll bring plenty of free wine.
angel: marry me.
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vox: alastor, i…
vox: i love you!
alastor: not my problem.
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angel: hey, husk, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
husk: what would it be like? inconvenient, mostly.
angel: no, i mean, what would they be like, the kids? you ever think about it?
husk: can't really say i have.
angel: you know, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
husk: sorry, angel. for what it's worth, i’m picturing them now. a boy and a girl. two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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(ep 1-3 dynamic)
husk: go fuck yourself.
angel, smugly: sure, but only if you watch
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(before they started dating)
vaggie: i’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response.
charlie: wow. they sound stupid.
vaggie: but they’re not. they’re really smart actually. just dense.
charlie: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, i don’t know… “hey! i love you!”
vaggie: i guess you’re right. hey charlie, i love you.
charlie: see! just say that!
vaggie: holy fucking shit.
charlie: if that flies over their head then, sorry vaggie, but they're too dumb for you.
vaggie: charlie.
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husk: i feel like doing something stupid.
angel: i’m stupid, do me.
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charlie: hey cherri, wanna third wheel on my date with vaggie tomorrow?
cherri bomb: sure.
charlie: pentious! wanna third wheel on my date with vaggie tomorrow?
charlie: great! i’ve always wanted to go on a double date!
cherri & pentious: ...
vaggie: charlie...
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Sometimes a family is the princess of hell, her girlfriend, her duck obsessed dad, a gentlemanly overlord who loves radio, a small cyclops with OCD, a tired alcoholic cat with wings, a gay spider, his bomb loving best friend, her snake boyfriend, and his twelve kids
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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again AGAIN
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Husk: I hate the way you swallow
Angel, putting down his drink: You weren't complaining last night
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Nifty, twirling her hair around her finger: soooo there's another white boy
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Angel: THIS WHITE BOY IS DIFFERENT
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Charlie: you will play family feud and you will like it
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Vaggie: I'm a handy little helper
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Angel: How many hoes you got?
Cherri: ughhh wait lemme see *starts counting on her fingers*
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Angel, being yelled at by Vaggie: Wow I guess when you fuck around sometimes you really do find out
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Alastor: I just want to make enough money to travel the world and then disappear from society
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Emily: I just found out then when you lose your virginity you bleed???? What?????
Sera: uh- well- um- can we not-
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Angel, rubbing his bare shoulder: Does this make you horny?
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Sir Pentious: *sneaking in after "hanging out" with Zestial*
Charlie: *Turns on a lamp* Where were you!? We were so worried!
Sir Pentious: GAH!- I-I wasss at.......work
Angel Dust: *turns on second lamp* we both know ya ain't got a job toots
Sir Pentious: Ugh fine, I wasss.... battling my nemesssissss, Cherri Bomb!
Cherri Bomb: *turning on a THIRD lamp* try again bitch
Sir Pentious: Sssshit
Inspo
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There she is! Our Strength card!
This took me so long to do, it’s also the first time drawing Mommy Carmilla, so I hope I did her well.
We’re a little less than halfway so let’s keep going!
I’m very excited to see how all of this plays out, we’re quickly running out of characters to choose from, so who will it be?
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Cherri: *stops kissing Sir Pentious* what do you think you’re doin’?
Sir Pentious: what are you talking about?
Cherri: your hands!
Sir Pentious: they’re on your waisst!
Cherri: I know! What am I, a nun? Put ‘em somewhere useful!
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