#GIVE HIM THE CHAIR

[essektheylyss]

THEY FINALLY INDICTED THAT MOTHERFUCKER

#GIVE HIM THE CHAIR #i know he has yet to be arrested and he wont be but GOD #PLEASE KEEP HIM FROM RUNNING AGAIN HOLY FUCK #uspol

[rithmeres]

wait, you guys were picturing jonathan smacking the count with the flat of the shovel?? brother i think he fully intended to decapitate dracula and stabbed into his brain with the shovel blade

#GIVE HIM THE CHAIR #dracula daily

[chitaqua-toast]

Our much beloved The Chair scene

#down to agincourt #agincourt daily #give him the chair

[slopdoughnut]

Dean going in for the Smack down!!!! Ohhhhh crowley is on the ground. HES STILL GOING!!! HES GOT A KNIFE!!!! DEAN HAS A KNIFE

#my thoughts watching #supernatural #for the first time #spoilers #tw knife #GIVE HIM THE CHAIR #season 12 ep 23

[mangofanarts]

Sunny and their crown friends (aka, their bodyguard, chauffeur and Accountant)

EDIT: @this-is-a-name-dont-worry Thank you for letting me know about their pronouns!! I wasn't aware :>!! Unfortunately I can't edit my tags to change some of it to they because I'm on mobile tho I'll use they/them for sunny more in the future!!

#qsmp #qsmp fit #qsmp pac #badboyhalo #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunny side up #I know she gave a crown to fit and bad #I think she told Fit to give Pac something which I had assumed was a crown #I also know she gave a crown to Tubbo but Tubbo is her dad so I'm not really counting him as her friend #I wanted to draw Sunny with the people she had given crowns too (as far as I knew) #I don't think she gave Philza one(?) so I didn't include him tho I do know she calls Etoiles her rich bestie - she didn't give him a crown #yet #qsmp fanarts #mmangoarts #also I like to think she has plastic chairs and plastic toy cups and teakettle #also only reason Bad gets to be called her friend as a title is because she literally did say she made a new friend in reference to him

[cockroachesunite]

Go for broke AU part 2

☞ (Part 1)

#edward little #dundy le vesconte #james fitzjames #francis crozier #fitzier #henry dundas le vesconte #the terror fanart #amc the terror #the terror #the terror amc #my drawings #101 go for broke #go for broke au #why won’t tumblr let me attach nice looking links #ah well #i’ll have to content myself with an ugly link under a ‘read more’ #dundy doing that time honored trick where you get your little sibling to talk to your parents for you #edward little: god’s weakest soldier #he is not being very brave about it #as is his right #yes dundy calls fitzjames ‘fitzy’ in this #i know he has actual canonical nicknames #but i thought this was funnier in this case #i assure you he calls him those too #since we are given very little to work off of in regards to dundy’s character in the show #i try to give him a bit of a bertie wooster vibe #because why not #and here’s crozier with the steel chair #i used wwe wrestling pictures as a pose reference #the working title for this was fitzier wwe pillow fight

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i love u a million times!

xoxo

#mia winters #ethan winters #mithan #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #in lovee! #mia would kiss her husband all over #they were probably the cheesiest couple in exisitance #everyne was always rolling their eyes around them #hed open doors for her and lay his jacket on puddles #she would pull his chair out for him and give him surprise kisses #valentines day was a competetion they loved

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #personally my moneys on VAL because although jon beat the distortion which bears some similarities #the distortion tricks your mind into believing the world is not what it is while VAL can actually rewrite reality #so the power of omniscience would be of little advantage #however this does assume that jarchivist would let VAL even open her mouth before eldritch blasting her #or that VAL would choose to neutralise jarchivist without playing with him first. giving him more time to counter her. #all in all i think it really depends on who speaks first #but im going with VAL unless jon unravels her mommy issues faster than she can turn him into a chair #tma #the silt verses

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

#ink sans #food #<- the lollipop #another lil guy in a suit because i'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here with art motivation #insert that meme of Lord Farquaad pointing with the caption 'SHORT' #so short you can give him a stepping stool as a chair #every time i draw him he gets shorter help #also the lollipop is made of all colours except red and blue (no amgry or sadge squid to see here) #technically it's not food it's paint on paper machete #queue

[cowboaaaa]

I love how people are always like “lol Charles threw a chair for no reason!!1!” And completely miss the fact that as soon as a drop of alcohol is in his system he immediately becomes the silliest person to exist ever

#charles smith #red dead redemption #think for a second. #the bar and him throwing a chair and at Beechers hope when the celebrate #especially beechers hope #he starts dancing and giving piggy back rides

[superfruitland]

turtles in my fits 2/5 - leo in my favourite outfit ever

pt. 1 || pt.2 || pt. 3 || pt. 4 || pt. 5

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leonardo #turtles in my fits #lee's art #if only turtles had ears #i have this super cute pair of dandelion earrings that i wear with this outfit so much #its so colourful and fun i love it #he is seated in the air #i am too lazy to give him a chair

[castrovulcant]

He sits on your dash

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#give him a chair #or a floor #or whatevery #shut up and sleep #doctor who #fifth doctor #5th doctor #classic Who #blorbo posting

[tornado1992]

A babyfied Tails would absolutely have a Sonic plushie, he never calms down till Sonic holds him so Amy made him his own personal Sonic to hug whenever she or Vanilla babysit him.

#miles tails prower #baby tails #baby miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #they are brothers your honor #just imagine poor little tails being so anxious because sonic hast returned so he doesn’t want to move from the front door #so he can hug sonic the moment he comes back but he hasn’t eaten yet and doesn’t want to move no matter how much Amy asks him #so she gives him the plushie and tells him that Sonic could feel it whenever he hugged it #and in his mind it didn’t make any sense because that’s not the real sonic but his heart just wants the familiarity of his brother #so he hugs the plushie and there’s no coming back he’s not letting it go #good news is that he agreed to move from the front door as long as he had the plushie #and now he has a little sonic to hang around with #the plushie has its own chair on Amy and Vanilla’s dine table #imagine Sonic’s reaction to the plushie #imagine Sonic coming for tails and the little fox is asleep on Amy’s bed hugging the plushie #he would die #i know I would be dead #cuteness overload

[demigod-of-the-agni]

So, am I right or am I right?

#I AM WINNING #EVERYONE GO HOME PAVITR PRABHAKAR IS A DANCER #HE DANCES!!!!! JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD!!!!!!!!!! #“but agni that's just him swinging” NO YOU DON'T GET IT LIKE I DO HE MOVES LIKE A DANCER #I am in my chair giggling like a lunatic i am RIGHT #SONY GIVE ME MORE OF MY BOY #GET ME VIDEOS OF PAVITR #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spiderman india #agnirambles

[just-null-cult]

i have come here to personally thank you for giving me more than i asked for 🙏🏻 i am utterly grateful like IDJFKDKKFODOD 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ it made me so happy the last doodle has my heart he is so cute i will eat him

also there is a DROUGHT out there for us noritoshi fans like im living on CRUMBS its insane and omg dont even talk to me abt how it feels like to be a kashimo and ino lover (altho they are getting a bit more love now) my nori is still underrated :/ sooo hence im asking ur hand in friendship and in exchange i promise to share my hcs with you abt nori my sweet lil meow meow we're in this together 💪🏻💪🏻

also since its October, do you think he likes horror movies? i feel like he can withstand gory movies but its the jumpscares that get him and he wont tell u he's scared when u watch one with jumpscares owkfkdkd imagine him hiding his face against ur shoulder or something 😭😭😭 (i used to do that with my dad when we watched horror movies and i used to be like im not scared😤��� when he asked if i was lmfao thats where this hc stemmed from)

N. NORITOSHI HIDING IN YOUR SHOULDER OR SUPPRESSING HIS REACTIONS TO THE JUMPSCARES....... WAS IT AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION TO USE YOU TO HIDE??????? WAS IT BUILT UP TRUST????? DID HE GROW USED TO HOLDING ONTO YOU WHEN HE GETS SURPRISED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS VALUABLES SAFE????????? WAS IT A MOMENT WHERE HIS MIND JUST INSTINCTIVELY GRABBED THE FIRST THING HE WANTED TO PROTECT/BE PROTECTED BY???????? OH MY FUCK.

he's probably used to gore and gritty stuff like that since he sees it often being a jujutsu sorcerer and all. not to mention his technique is literally blood. maybe he's desensitized to gore films, the most you'll get from him is a disgusted scowl.

BUT DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK HIS EYE OPENED WHEN HANAMI SHOWED UP BEHIND HIM. YOURE SO FUCKING FR ABT JUMPSCARES. Noritoshi is that guy who wouldn't scream or yelp but gasp really loudly and jump out of his skin.

i feel like they get him most in horror because of the music building up anticipation. if its one of those fake outs where the jumpscare comes a bit after, he's fucked UP. It makes him instantly miffed, as he tries to regain his composure. He swears he's not usually like this, it got him by surprise is all..!

Noritoshi is the type that'd only watch a horror movie if the story is rich and complex. He's the type of guy to like open endings that make you think.. if it's a guilty pleasure movie where all the protags make stupid decisions, he gets annoyed right off the bat.

He's groaning and complaining about how imbecile the characters are, but would still watch it with you because you personally invited him. If he's lucky you could fall asleep on his shoulder or [insert movie cliche here] how could he pass that up? But Noritoshi wouldn't be able to focus on you if he gets twice as annoyed because its a bad movie + jumpscares. it still startles him, but the movie is so terrible, he's embarrassed it got him, especially in front of you!!!

if you get involved and you tell him to quiet down, Noritoshi would shift his focus towards you. like that awkward guy who thinks he's being smooth and lowkey about how he cuddles up next to you. He wants to be the tough guy who's shoulder you can hide in, and he is!! just not.. with jumpscares.......

#noritoshi #noritoshi x reader #kamo noritoshi #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi kamo x reader #merry october #sO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE AGAIN WDYM OCTOBERS ALMOST OVER FUKC SO THESE OCTOBER POSTS WILL LEAK INTO NOVEMBER. AHA. #FAM I WAS SPITBALLIN SO HARD W THE WRITING BUT FUCK IT OH MY GOD I LOVED THAT #ty back for the cat noritoshi idea btw. ill love you forever #the way i fell off my chair and scrambled to read the rest of this ask was insane. friendship.? im so awkward but i'll be here for u homie #i love noritoshi headcanons.. #i eat them up like candy... #.... my cult member is moving up the unspoken ranks i made up while making this cult..... #as for ino and kashimo. i dont know much about them. #but i like the bits i do know! i like ino's energy.... he reminds me of an excitable puppy from what ive seen.. #i may draw more characters if i grow obsessed. i mean infatuated. or if they make noritoshi look good. #or if you do a damn good job at convincing me #but unfortunately. i was persuaded into a blood pact with my second in command to wait for the anime to finish then watch it with him then. #back to nori though. we are definitely together in this. i fucking understand the drought. pinterest keeps giving me geto #and yes. hes good too. BUT NOT THE MEOW MEOW I'M SCAVANGING FOR #THATS NOT MY STUCK UP BABYGIRL WHO'D SCOWL AT ME FOR PRONOUNCING WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE WRONG.... #btw peep the orange for pumpkins or something #happy halloween my awesome cult

[evillillad]

please please please ill be sooooo normal <33 😭😭😭🥺🥺

#welcome home #howdy pillar #im begging #ill buy 30 of them #make one huge so i can use him like a chair #<3333 i just wanna give him a lil kisse pleeeaase 😩😩🥺🥺