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thatdeadaquarius · 10 months

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OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

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Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi

#srry i take so long to answer smth so simple #i actually have a surprising amount of asks!#i was thinkin abt it the other day like #damn should i reopen mail box #then i was like #not really bc i still got a lot of stuff to answer!#so now ITS CRAZZYYY to see my first posts/asks and see me trying to get ppl to send asks!#anyway i gotta make a 1000 followers thing bc i love u guys #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau x reader #genshin imagines #genshin isekai #gender neutral reader #self aware genshin #genshin impact au #genshin x reader

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dislifeismid · 2 years

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hello! can i request tang xuan, falken, jacob and long mian with a boyfriend that steals their jackets?? purely for fun or bc he was cold. thank you very much

(can't do li ling or tang yun bc you'd only be able to steal their pants or something 😭😭)

Wdym?! Tae yun has a jacket! If you wanna call it that... it's just a front pannel draped over the front, and it's only held around his neck by the hood/collar. Kinda atrocious in terms of practicality honestly. Wish they had done something different, maybe something that complimented Tang Xuan's design but nooo weirdo jacket it is. I'm gonna make this gender neutral becauuuse i don't think gender is an important factor for this very simple premise and isn't it fun for everyone to enjoy this??💕

Falken and Long mian might be a bit more ooc i don't own them :( LONG MIAN TANG XUAN COME HOMEEE I AM SOBBINGGG

Jacket stealer s/o

Tang xuan

Soft whistling echoed trough the pristine glass building. Xuan jogged down the stairs with his ever so present cheery expression, eyes like stars darting around the lobby, he only stopped his whistling after making eye-contact with a figure lazily sprawled over a fancy black leather couch. The esper grinned, tongue lazily pushing against the piercings pressing into the inside of his cheeks. He peered down at you, cocking his head to the side curiously "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" he narrowed his eyes suspiciously in a dramatic fashion before slowly raising his hands above your face and.. "wake up!!" "Gah-!" You yelped, nearly falling off the couch onto the clean white floor if not for your boyfriend quickly leaning down to hold you up by the- hey! That was his jacket! "Woah- sorry, sorry! I didn't think you'd jump that much, heh...!" He smiled apologetically, helping you up and fixing the lopsided jacket. He was kneeling to be at eye-level with you, his elbows resting on your knees as he looked up at you expectingly "did i make ya wait too long?? M'sorry, it dragged on longer than i expected. We might not have time to finish running those errands after all..." you shook your head in response, rubbing your eyes with a groan "s'fine Xu... let's just grab some food and go home..." he hummed in acknowledgement, eyes dropping down to eye the glistening fabric lazily synched at your waist "was it cold?" "Yeah, the AC is pretty strong down here.." he made an inaudible 'ah' in response, suddenly jumping up to full height again. Extending his hand out to you with a playful smile dancing on his lips. "Well as an apology for makin ya wait alone, in the cold- AND waking you up, i'll pay~!" "You always pay, Xuan~" "oh what do YOU wanna pay this time?? I mean- if you insist~" "no you dummy!"

Falken

"Falken, i'm cold." "Yes, like i said, it's cold today." You groaned at your boyfriend's unfazed response. He had warned you, you were underdressed, but your jacket was so far awayyy! You'd be fine! That's what you told him, and now you were suffering the consequences "give me your jackeeettt..." "i don't see how that would help, then i'd be cold." He deadpanned, looking down at you unamused. "It's the gentleman thing to doooo~" "if that's an attempt at convincing me, it's a poor one." You pout, rubbing your biceps aggressively in an effort to warm up. And maybe look a little more miserable to help your case "it doesn't even look warm..." "it's not. It's very thin. I doubt it would even help you." "So you didn't dress appropriately either!" You gasped, weakly hitting his chest playfully "i didn't, no. I'm not very sensible to temperature changes-" "then you don't need that jacket! Gimme!!" "I will, if you ask nicely~"

Jacob

"Jay...." your boyfriend lazily lifts the mask covering his narrow serpentine eyes with his thumb, a single icy orb eyeing you curiously, egging you to continue. "M' cold..." he sighs, twisting and turning to finally turn around to face you fully, an arm extending out to open his jacket to you. The fabric light, warm and inviting... "come here then....." "jayy~♡♡!!" "Urgh.. get in before i change my mind....." he muttered with disgust at your overdramatic response to the otherwise coldhearted man's offer. His arm wrapping around you to trap you under the- it was lined too?! Soft fur gently tickled your skin- Jacob's own was cold against yours, but the jacket itself was thick, and trapped in the heat nicely. Yes, this was perfect. Jay's cool body temperature as a pillow, the heavy heated jacket acting like a blanket.... this was heaven, you were sure of it ".....you're drooling on me, yknow."

Long mian

A cool colored tail whipped lazily against the ground- it's fur gently tickling you whilst you leaned against your boyfriend's shoulder, lazily admiring the unique tailored look of the sleek jacket thrown over your shoulders. It was unusual- despite so much time spent together, seeing Long mian in anything but his unusual getup was a rare sight. And you fully enjoyed taking in the sight of his bare (well, bare in comparison to the usual) chest. You even noticed more light scales peeking out under the thin fabric of his shirt! (A tight fitting black turtleneck, classy as ever ♡) your eyes drifted down to his phone, then to the jacket draped over your shoulders. How domestic, for Mian. Your hands gently picked at the cuffs, curiously feeling at the- " don't mess with it, you might damage it." You wanted to bite back with a 'i doubt it' but you held your tongue. It was never a good idea to argue him needlessly. Instead you stopped picking and instead ran the pads of your fingers over the shiny scaled pattern of the otherwise matte dark sleeves. "Are they real scales?" A deep rumble escaped Long mian's throat, and he dropped his phone lower to glance at you with an amused look in his eyes. "Why would you think that?" "I dunno... dragons." "Dragons? That's your reasoning?" "Urgh you're so annoying" you rolled your eyes with a small smile, unable to help the dopey expression upon hearing him chuckle softly again "it's silver. I'd assume you could tell that from touching." "I dunno, iron.. dragon??" You looked up at him playfully, at which he tilted his head curiously "you thought i'd use real dragon scales on clothing?" "Yea. You're a bit crazy like that." He hummed thoughtfully, making you pause "are you considering it?!" "You do always compliment how 'pretty' my scales are." "Oh my gods-"

Tang yun

"..." your boyfriend's been staring a hole in your back for a good minute. You haven't noticed, Tang yun's got a bad habit of silently moving about, which sometimes makes you feel as though you really do live alone. You only get a reminder as he finally seems to settle on his reaction. And a pillow is hurled at your face. You whip around ready to kick and scream at whatever intruder just pranced into the small shared room, but there's no one but Tang yun, looking down at you with a barely noticeable frown on his otherwise indifferent expression. Some idiots might think he wasn't actually too upset- but you knew better. As soon as he moved, you ducked and bolted under him, aiming for the door, only for him to slam you down onto the ground, hands grabbing at the fabric draped over you "give it back!!!" "Never! It's comfy!!" "No kidding!!!? that's why i want it back!!" You roll and push, but there's no moving him off. You stop, accepting the fact your short lived time with the article of clothing was definitely forever over. Your chest heaving whilst Yun sat on your chest calmly waiting for you to calm down from the high of your little tussle. You shrug off the poor excuse of a jacket with a pout, holding it up like a white flag "m'sorry, Yunnie.." you plead for forgiveness, seeing how his expression hadn't faltered. And who could ever stand him being mad?! You gasped as he turned away from you, clutching the fabric to his chest with a scoff. "Yunnieeeee don't give me the silent treatment pleaseeeeeeeee!!" ".... make dinner and i'll consider it."

#dislyte x reader #tang xuan x reader #jacob jormungandr x reader #long mian x reader #tang yun x reader

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bookinit02 · 8 months

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HAVEN OH MY GOSH THE NEW EPISODE!!!!!! I SCREAMED. I made a bunch of very insane notes and I thought I'd gift them to you. as a treat:

fucking COLD

BABY WILL AND MIKE GOT ME SOBBINGGG

So curious as to what's going on with Will and Vecna, also Will tell your boyfriend!!! Come on!!! crazy together!!! (also MIKE tell your boyfriend actually. y'all need to talk about the messed up Vecna stuff!!! that's the whole idea!!!)

OH FUCK OH NO MAX AND LUCAS. OH NO. OH NO I AM SO SAD. OH NO. I AM CRYING. WHYYYYY

NANCY ROBIN ERICA TEAM UP!!! Erica gets friends and mentors as she SHOULD and I love her

WINGWOMAN NANCY!! Hasn't even been come out to yet and is already the wingwoman of all time. We love to see it. I love her.

RONANCE CRUMBS???????

THAT JANCY BREAKUP WAS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. I AM CRYING. SOBBING. BUT IT WAS SO GOOD

What does Karen Wheeler KNOW

Mike and Holly are the cutest little sibling babies and I love them so much. They are my favourite and Holly is adorable and deserves the world.

NANCY AND MIKE ARE ALSO THE CUTEST SIBLINGS. QUALITY WHEELER FAMILY CONTENT RIGHT HERE. I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH.

OHHH MIKE JUST CAME OUT. OH HONEY. NANCY YOU ARE THE BEST BIG SISTER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

THE JONATHAN AND WILL MIKE AND NANCY PARALLELS IM-

THE MIKE AND NANCY SCENE AS A WHOLE. THAT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE SCENE SO FAR. THAT WAS SO GOOD. READING THAT IN THE FIC IS GOING TO BREAK MY HEART EVEN MORE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh Mike. I love you so much. you and will need to TELL EACH OTHER THINGS. PLEASE.

All in all amazing episode, I loved it and it was sad and happy and funny and destroyed me like six times but it's WORTH IT!!!! I'm excited for the chapters of the fic!!!

ok i hope it’s ok that i waited a few days to answer this—i didn’t want to spoil it for anyone!!

first of all YES i was so fucking proud of myself for that line😭 such a banger . i literally left it there for like 2 days without writing anything else bc i was like how tf do i follow that😭😭

MIWIIII💗💗💗😭 BABY MIWIIIIII💗🫶🏻😭

yes!! i am also super excited to develop the will & vecna storyline. and listen they’ve been miscommunicating for like 2 seasons now, ofc they’re gonna keep going (for a little bit at least😉)

yeah honestly i cried writing that scene☹️ they make me so . So.

yes!!! i need some sort of girl power moment in s5 so badly (but Not in that cringy forced way that shows do sometimes if u know what i mean😭)

nancy is The wingwoman of all time actually. she treats it as a matter of life and death. it is a one-woman competition and she is NOT losing.

ronance crumbs… perhaps… hehe :)

yeah listen it broke My heart too and i was SO split on whether to do it or not . but i think it’s the most realistic option and they definitely have things they need to work out!! i’m honestly very very interested to see what the writers do with the love triangle storyline bc this has definitely been the most challenging plot to write so far. but i am enjoying the challenge :)

as for what karen knows… we’ll have to find out👀

I AGREE😭😭💗 HOLLY IS SO UNDERRATED WE NEED MORE OF HER SO BADLY!!!

nancy and mike as well. just more wheeler family dynamics all across the board bc i am Obsessed with them!!

yeah that scene was very emotional to write😭😭 he’s come so far and i’m so proud of him!! (is the one actively writing his character arc)

love me a good parallel🫡🫡

THANK YOU THAT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES AS WELL💗💗💗 and yes i’m so excited to write the fic version!!

i’m so glad you liked this episode, thank you SO much for this comment! i don’t get as many comments on my scripts (understandably) as i do on my fic, but i really appreciate when people give me feedback :) i’m so happy that you’re enjoying them!

#asks #script comments #might make that a new tag if i get more!#thank you so much <3

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