#i was thinkin abt it the other day like

[thatdeadaquarius]

OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

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Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi

#srry i take so long to answer smth so simple #i actually have a surprising amount of asks! #i was thinkin abt it the other day like #damn should i reopen mail box #then i was like #not really bc i still got a lot of stuff to answer! #so now ITS CRAZZYYY to see my first posts/asks and see me trying to get ppl to send asks! #anyway i gotta make a 1000 followers thing bc i love u guys #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau x reader #genshin imagines #genshin isekai #gender neutral reader #self aware genshin #genshin impact au #genshin x reader

[cyancherub]

financial independence changed my whole outlook on life i really mean that. i will work my ass off and i will do it for MYSELF and it feels so rewarding to know that i dont have to answer to anyone about my time or money but ME. it gives me the motivation to do the best i can so i can give myself the best life possible u know

#talky cherub #JUST THINKIN ABOUT THIS #sometimes im so grateful for that 7 yr relationship ending because it forced me to take care of myself #well i mean. i have to answer to my job ALKFDLA but u kno what i mean. personal relationships. tjats what im referring to. #the other day #my mom was like . lecturing me abt something about my car and i was like gurl u dont pay my insurance. u cant tell me a thing #and she likes to tell me how to spend my money #DONT buy this DONT buy that #HELLO I HAVE A WHOLE BUDGET and u dont have access to my accounts . mind your business! #sorry for oversharing again <3 #tmi cherub

[northern-passage]

Genuine thought as a fellow trans dude, I’ve seen a lot of (obviously non-serious) questions on other blogs about characters’ genitals such as “how does it look like?” and similar, and I think we all know & understand that such questions are extremely inappropriate to ask and (I hope) no one would actually go around asking these questions irl. Idk, I think we should treat trans characters just like cis ones, without any special “precautions”, so to normalise them and not make cis people treat them like fragile boxes, a thing which happens to a lot of us irl. Hope this doesn’t come off as an attack or anything lol.

no worries, i didn't take this as an attack at all. i actually agree with you, that's why i mentioned feeling conflicted about it and also mentioned that i've changed my stance on how i felt about handling Noel and Clementine in game and in explicit intimate scenes.

however, for me the problem comes from the fact that people... don't ask these kinds of questions about cis characters? i suppose people do get cheeky "who is the biggest 🤪" asks but i would hardly compare the two. to be a bit crude, no one is going to be asking if a cis character has a dick or not, or "what does it look like". of course it's natural for people to be curious, and i honestly encourage the open discussion and am happy to see trans bodies being talked about more in a positive way, but not everyone is going to be comfortable with it due to the inescapable transphobia online and in the community. sending me that kind of ask is like sending out an invitation for a debate or a discussion that i don't necessarily want to have. i also just don't think people should default to asking a random IF author on tumblr dot com to describe what bottom growth looks like.

and with most of these asks typically coming from someone who is anonymous, i have no way of truly knowing what the tone is, what their intentions are or why this is being asked - is it another trans person? or maybe someone who is just genuinely curious? or, more likely in my experience, is it someone who is going to immediately follow up this message with something transphobic after i answer? do i want to roll the dice and find out?

so while i agree with what you're saying, it's important to consider the context and the reality we live in. the IF community is not kind to trans people or trans characters. and as a trans person, my first priority is protecting myself and my mental health. so what i mean when i say "precautions," is that those precautions are for me, because i've had to deal with transphobic harassment here for years now, and i try to mitigate it as much as i can. it's also for my personal comfort - again, to be blunt, i'm simply just not comfortable discussing a trans character's genitals with anonymous strangers on the internet. it makes me feel vulnerable.

also i do want to say i didn't mean for any of that to come across as a dig at other authors - if you're comfortable answering those kinds of questions, that's really only something you can decide for yourself. like i said, this is just coming from my own experiences in IF and for my own personal comfort - i have previously talked a lot about trans stuff and gender and sexuality here, when i'm feeling up to it, but it is something that is very draining for me and can also be very upsetting.

basically: i do agree that it's important not to other trans characters or treat them any differently than cis characters, but i also think there are ways to do it that don't require me answering invasive questions or questions that i don't feel comfortable with as a real life trans person, you know what i mean?

#hopefully this better explains what i was trying to say #again no worries anon i've had this exact conversation before with other trans people #and it's something that i don't think has a perfect solution esp with the current... climate #and especially online with the anonymity it makes these topics really touchy. you don't know who is reading this or who is interacting #if it's sincere or in bad faith #things have changed a lot in the IF community for the better but it's still not safe and i always advocate for an author to protect #themself first #back when i started tnp it was not at all common for ppl to list characters as cis #really it was only nb or trans characters that got listed in that way #and it's why i chose not to do that and why i wanted the player to find out lea and merry was trans at the same time as the hunter #same with noel and clem and their privacy #giving them that agency was important to me #and it's still important to me now #but i got a lot of harassment because of that. the lea reveal didnt even end up in game it was on the blog and it was weeks of harassment #afterwards that still makes me anxious to this day whenever i talk about lea's transness #so basically like. it comes down to what someone is comfortable with and what they're mentally able to handle #edit: thinkin abt it more &im going to be honest if someone sent me an ask that said ‘what does it look like’ i would be very Not Happy #like cis people & cis characters do Not get treated that way so why would i allow it for my trans characters #so i stand by saying that these asks are inappropriate like. i obviously dont know the context of what ur referencing #but that’s a hard no from me personally either way #to me as a trans person that question in itself is othering and objectifying #ask #anonymous

[cassqween]

Fun fact i dont understand haikus like i cannot recognize one and i dont understand whats so poetic about it. It might be because i dont fully understand the concept of a syllable

#like in concept i know what a syllable is but in practice? huh #who is counting syllables #i feel like im blind to this in the way some people cannot picture an apple in their mind #the haiku bot got one of my posts the other day is why im thinkin abt it

[waloeders]

clive abt to sic torgal on me (i stole one of his pins) /lh

#jupiter.speaks #👤.kosmos #👥.clive #> ive decided hes my weird brother. hes both older and younger than me (usually older) in behaviour i mean #> i steal his shit n then hes like ill set the dog on u. well i will simply cuddle the dog. what then huh! #> i havent played the game in over 3 days im gettin. agrgrhrhrgehrh. sorry anyway :3 #> its. hmngn frustrating i havent been this hyper fixated in ever n also whenever im not thinkin/talkin abt/playin it im like. i should be!! #> bites my hand. and also his. in a familial way i feel like i have to clarify. ignore my carrd its out of date #> dion tho? that mf stayin on the crush list hes too sweet not to be. i think kos can have a crush on him as a treat. nothin happens but. #> but its like. thats how itd be in real life. id have a crush n go wow hes pretty... i mean uh pretty cool. yeah cool #> well...does it have to be? kos n the extended polycule where half of them hate the other half? could u imagine??? #> PLEASE ignore this im. no. dont perceive im. arhffhgbjf

[rskbunny]

the post abt me wantin to be able to freely show my body as is, cuts and all, but sayin I was upset that creeps always will find it if I ever did, was found by creeps. no yer not fuckin bein sly by actin like yer supportive- I can see a creep from a mile fuckin away fuck off

#text #sh #mine #might delete later #mmmMMMMMMM what the fuck #wish I could live in a society where sh wasn't smth to hide whether that be for safety or bc of sick fucks #ngl thinkin abt back when I watched tiktok comps on yt and like it was a fashion comp I think #and one of the ppl showin off their dress just happened to have scars up n down their arms n it was a sleeveless dress #and in the comments someone was yodelin over how there was no trigger warnin for that video and the poster apologizij #I'm sorry but our bodies are not. mmmmmmm #like there was no close ups or purposeful display. there was no open wounds. they just had fuckin scars #and wanted to show off their goddamn cute dress #like I broke my foot once and it was kinda traumatic and I struggle w it to this day. but I'm not out here demanin all ppl with broken foots #trigger warnin themselves for havin a cast or a brace #when they're just showin off their outfit or existin #you do not get to demand a trigger warnin for anyone's goddamn body existin how it does #there were no wounds no nothing just scars #if yer so sensitive atm that you can't handle seein someones body just exist I'm sorry but that's a you problem and you need to remove #yourself from potential risks of exposure NOT the other way around #someone postin themselves in a cute dress has NOTHING to do with you don't act like you're in the right #I have some weird triggers of my own but I just remove myself as best as I can and only ask personal ppl around me to accommodate #no one knows how to be fuckin normal abt sh

[queenburd]

and if I was capable of it (and not 28k deep in an unfinished fic already) I would 100 percent write a fic that culminates IN this point that love IS the point. but uuuuuh I dont have that in me rn so all you get is my rambling haha

#me thinkin abt fic every night like '432 would be an incredible antagonist to write #all they want is to show the narrator that they shouldnt have been left to the wayside #so they go out of their way to prove they can make a better story than he can #all while being not actually hostile but just an opposing force that makes stanley and the narrator doubt themselves and each other #and at the end of the day 432's frustration is that they dont get to be a protagonist people know or care about #and then of course the entire fic itself would get super meta because the curator would reveal the full meta narrative to stanley #and then any fanfic comments and reactions would be something that he finds a way to share with 432 #because 432 IS LOVED BY THE DANG WEBSITE' #I am a massive sap every day of my life. #the sparrow parable

[silverislander]

i've been thinking a lot recently abt how different my current job is to my first job and how much more i like it and why, and it really just comes down to like. basic humanity. at the hardware store, it was a really intense "time to lean time to clean" mentality, we weren't allowed to chat with the other cashiers even during slow days, we couldn't get caught reading/drawing/goofing off while on cash, we weren't even allowed to leave the corral. at the supermarket, we're expected to take our time w the customers and talk to them. the managers and other departments come out when they're bored to come chat w us! i read the local paper during slow hours and draw in between customers, and its great! everyone is also just really nice and friendly which is fantastic, i can't name one person over there i don't get along with

and i happened to remember the first meeting i had to go to for the hardware store lmfao. i showed up in uniform bc there was no indication that it was a meeting instead of a regular shift, we were basically told to go stock the shelves/face items for an hour (? still not sure why. they did this to all of us and it did Not need to be done) and while we were paid for that time i was NOT trained for it, so when customers came up and asked like "hey wheres the plumbing section" i had to go "um. i don't know :) let's go find someone else" and had no way to deal with it when they inevitably got really fucking mad w me for not being able to help them

and then when the meeting finally actually started, it opened w the manager going "ok i heard some of you had some things you wanted to discuss!" and a couple of the other cashiers reading off a list of issues they wanted to address. none of which were actually addressed. it was shit like "when you guys come down to customer service and immediately disregard the policies we've just explained, it makes us look like the bad guys and gets us treated very poorly by future customers" "ok well are we supposed do about that :)"/"you need to give us our breaks on time. if managers have to be in charge of telling us when we're allowed to go on break, they need to make sure they're not hours late when doing that" "well we're really busy so sometimes we forget but i guess we'll try :)"

... yeah. if i had been a little bit smarter at the time, i would have realized 2wks in that this was a baby union, we were being exploited and i was abt to have the shittiest fucking summer lmao

#this is a bit of a long pointless post but i was thinkin abt it the other day and just laughing #like... dude. how did i not see that as an insane red flag #those are all issues that continued throughout the summer btw :) none of it ever got fixed we were all miserable #they also had a rule that if you saw someone stealing you were supposed to CHASE THEM and i mentally checked out of that job right there #i am not going to put myself in danger over a fucking power drill or a garden light. bye #like. if someone is stealing they can just fucking have it. i hate it here anyway idc if i get fired for it #levi.txt #like seriously i am So much happier at the grocery store. this is worlds better #theyre both minimum wage theyre basically the same job (cashier) but its not even comparable #i feel like a person. i dont dread going into work. i feel like if anything happened the other employees would have my back #and so would the managers! #we have a fucking code name to say over the pa in case someone is sexually harassing you! manager AND security will show up!! #and you can LEAVE THE CASH to go calm down and take a breather when that happens!! #at the hardware store it was just. if you want to radio a supervisor abt it you can try but it might take them 15mins. if they show up #in the meantime you cant make that person leave you alone. and theyre going to know exactly who you called and why #also just on a personal note. grocery store is doing wonders for my social anxiety. its like a vr simulation for social interactions #you effectively cant fuck up the interaction too bad people will at most think youre kind of funny and then move on w their day

[butchvamp]

sometimes i think about how much time/energy i waste worrying about my body & how i look and i spiral a bit. you mean to tell me there are people who just put on a tshirt and jeans and leave their house without changing 10+ times and having a breakdown about how they look before finally going to the grocery store…

#thinkin abt this more now cus i just got a tattoo and im really disappointed my sleeves cover it #i was hoping it would boost my confidence a bit but no one can even see it lol #anyways. it’s really depressing even when im at home alone im super self conscious and cover my chin/neck with my shirt instinctively #like when im in public i am just constantly thinking about my body and weight and how i look compared to everyone else. all day at work #and when i went to the tattoo shop the other day i spent like over an hour choosing. cargo pants and a white tank top to wear #and being upset cus it looked bad but it was the only tanktop i had (tattoo is on my upper arm) #sigh! i hate it here

[mothmanchronicler]

feeling lost . wondering if you can know yourself when youre isolated ,, who am i when not in relation to others? i don't feel like anyone and now it feels impossible to connect w anyone it feels so hard and awful and weird and i m really trying !! but it's not getting any easier yet! shucks to that!!!

#i thought abt what i like about myself #and couldn't come up w anything that wasn't in relation to something i'm into #like oh i'm into sewing and riverdale and kimchi and then all this other stuff i'm no longer into #that at one point i kinda based my entire identity around #like farming ... bitch i used to be a farmer™ but i don't do that anymore #anyway just came up w one thing - i love that i'm queer #anyway the ocd really got me again but only for like two days #i was like oh i can't eat these bananas i just bought because they'll ferment in my stomach and make me sick #and they all when bad before i was like oh that's fucking insane just eat the nana #work is good and my new coworkers are nice #but i'm feeling v self conscious because i'm having a difficult time getting to know ppl #anyway it's fine !! kinda!! but i'm okay just thinkin

[sjweminem]

⚠️ 911 my hormones are still REEEAAALLLY fucking the place up i'm just that stereotype of unhinged emotion (and hunger) 😫😣💔 hhhhsgdhshdh i'm just gonna go smoke like. all my fucking cigarettes for a chance at calming down for 10 seconds..but in the meantime i am....BEGGING somebody to indulge my undying, all-consuming preoccupation that hit hard this night please 🥺🙏🙏 somebody talk to me abt what you think mobius smells like 😳💕 for some reason This is what my period wants specifically and i'm growing so weary 🥵 (YES maybe i have ingested many klonopins. so WHAT.)

#i keep thinkin abt (maine AU obv) how he'd smell curled up in bed after his nightly shower & whatever else he does before bedtime🥰 #or other settings like how he smells when he comes home from work after the end of the day! & when he leaves in the morning!! #and during lovely maine summers while we go beach-hopping up the coast and some trail exploring etc i want to. INHALE him. 😩 #also our lovely maine springs and falls for like berry and flower picking #or of course non-maine AU canon scenarios lol like during workdays at the TVA where he's out in the field.. #or days at work he's gotta be the most polished and put-together working on big projects and all that special boy important stuff!! #basically? i am about to rip myself to shreds down to the level of quarks and gluons and neutrinos!

[rosewinelonging]

mm thinkin bout projohn. i know its not ur cup of tea but its just fun to think about, sburb is the thing that matures john- much too fast and when he wasnt at an age ready for it. it was a force of nature, something he could not at all understand or ask questions about beyond what he was told.

bro gives him the same maturity, but with a layer of humanity. john is a lot more like jane than anyone recognizes, he puts a wall between himself and what greatly effects him- he just doesnt break it like jane does.

with bro, john gets that humanity- though also cruel and harsh john knows its a purrson, and can accept what is given much easier,

bro is a systematic purrson, he keeps everything in a specific corner of his mind and refuses to let it down- like dirk. but john as a breath player, changes the flow of things. bro never wants to settle down, he wants to keep going and with someone who both goes with and changes the flow at will- it puts that control in jeopardy- possibly relating to a... ehem "dominance issue" that puts him both in control and out of it. johns no pushover, he wants what's right and he will scheme to get it. bro- even as a aplinter of dirk- misjudges such action.

anyeewayz sorry for the ramble and thanks 4 ur thyme, '^u^

mannn i like brojohn i think ive made a few posts abt them but yea i dont talk as much since i wasnt sure if my followers liked it lol

BUT YES!!! holy shit anon i loveeee thinking abt things like this and doin all analysis like with dynamics and god u hit every mark

honestly ive been thinkin abt john a lot these past couple days. hes a passive player who causes so much change even to those who dont realize it. he goes alongs with things bc he doesnt have the time to think abt stuff and bc of this his outward expression to ppl is. hes easy! hes simple and he listens bc thats whats expected of him, he doesnt have the chance to say no to anything though thats not the reality

as an heir of breath, freedom is his whole deal. he naturally falls into the into the inability to be tied down and in the future as things progress AFTER he begins to process things is when he starts doing things his way, a surprise to people around him who thought him simply passive [ie. refusing to give vriska the ring, beating caliborn up, etc etc]

and combined with the fact of, as you said, the wall of forced repression it very much leads a lot of people, specifically people who pride themselves on 'manipulation' or just crave dominance by understanding others, to misunderstand him severely. which is very VERY good. its such a thing i love with characters and the dynamic possibilities are endless

which is why i rlly like john paired with characters like bro [or even vriska, condy, etc THOSE types of characters] cause you get that misunderstanding and struggle of power. and yes he would misjudge johns actions or intentions which honestly can be funny as fuck

im less confident abt my uhhh perception? i guess of. all striders really i have a version in my mind but idk how close to canon it really is but for me i see bro as a more extreme version of dirk. he would set everything up in his head and it WILL go the way he thinks it will. views the world as more um i guess the best way to explain is in boxes. everything has a set purpose and he compartmentalizes things so it all works in a well oiled machine

so when it comes to john- they would meet, forces him into maturity in anyway you can imagine, and of course this isnt some mystical force from the universe. its a person which WOULD make things easier to understand leading to less passivity once he gets his thoughts together. OR you could say bro had already formed an opinion on john by observing his actions with say like dave! or possibly even rose since she the one he listens to most w/o question

either way it comes to a point that john is likely to fight back or act in a way that goes against the predetermined expectations. john would let him do whatever he wants before suddenly turning around and deciding. he doesnt want to do something and so he simply will not. its a complete toss up that will leave bro stumbling

of course at this point i want to point out that this is what makes dirkjohn fundamentally different from brojohn. dirk and john are on pretty equal footing bc of age which makes the expected power struggle an either-or situation where it could go both ways

while bro has a much larger advantage bc of age [assuming john is 13 - 16] and general appearance [sorry. short john propaganda i cant see him as anything over 5'5 lol]

so naturally bro would still get that control but it means nothing with the fundamental misunderstanding of john. its like he would take simple actions to the extreme [believing he has planned things out when it was really spur of the moment] or any scheming he does as not planned bc he wouldnt get WHY he would that and bc he doesnt understand why he would do something it means he wouldnt have done it

but yea anon you managed to hit exactly why i like thinking abt them. i love love love the idea of their relationship being built on bro just. not understanding how john works. which i explore a lot in royalty au's lol its fun to do court scheming and political drama

bros playing 3d chess while johns playing checkers

ummmm so yea! i like john a whole lot hes one of my favorites to think abt an brojohn less bc of the ship an more bc of that specific flavor i get from it

WAIT! ok before i forget. the only thing ive really been thinking abt these past couple days is john with women vs john with men. essentially boils down to if a woman asked he would be on his knees in an instant. you say jump he asks how high etc etc hed act out enough to get attention but not really to destablize the power dynamic

but he just absolutely refuses to willingly sub for a man. or if he does it doesnt end like he wants it to. so the only way to get him to submit is by harsh force and even then hes a brat till the end. takes pleasure in making bros life just that much harder

ok anyway back to ending notes. yea i like them! i like pretty much any m/m ship as long as johns in it LOL like if youre worried abt me not bein into something remember this:

any girl with any other girl? yes. im literally in the middle of making a doc of every dynamic between all human and troll girls whether they have a canon one or not

any girl with any guy? this is a toss up. if i like / post a lot abt the girl in the ship then yea id prob like it. i dont mind any of the human guys. i dont care for any of the troll guys. well. i like eridan most times, hes fun and im an aquarius and tavros in certain moods.

any guy with any guy? if one of them is john the answer is probably yes. hes my little darling and he surpasses gender. my Only issue with june is that i dont like the name change bc i cant get used to it lol but basically theres no difference in my mind with them when it comes to gender fuckery. an also i switch genitals based on mood so i guess thats something but yea i love him lots esp when it comes to stuff like this where u analyze his character <3

despite my content. i Would say that john is my unanimous favorite character

ALSO im literally writing a long fic where brojohn is the main focus lol well that and davejohn but he literally only gets sex scenes w bro sooooo

but yea go ahead an ramble in my askbox i rlly enjoy it cause i get to ramble back <33

#anon #john #bro #i havent been around for a bit. taking a break #i have a few other asks i havent answered that i will Get to. one day lol #i answered this one since its aligned to what ive been thinkin abt an i didnt have to write prose like <3

[cryptidspaz]

there r a lot of things im still working thru & coming to terms with being a transplant here in texas. texas is not the south no matter what the locals say because its culture is very very different from the rest of the south. i was raised in deep rural tn & still, despite being here for 10 yrs am grappling with certain culture shocks

#ie i have to remind myself its not Ingrained in every single texan to Bring something for the host every time u visit smnes place #& that if u spend a long time at or are overnight at smnes place (surprisingly common amongst casual friends cuz of southern hospitality &) #(-how far apart everyones homes actually are) #that u help clean up any 'mess' u made #ie doing dishes- folding blankets- moving furniture back to its place- etc #& being overly polite in thanking them for having u over & making sure its a two way street- like next time u host the potluck at ur place #because i was raised with Actual Literal Southern Hospitality i find myself judging anyone who doesnt naturally act this way here. STILL #& like i knowww i shouldnt because its literally an unfair expectation #& its not really {ahem white} Texan Culture(tm) #BUT STILL #some ppl here act so in ways so inconcievable to me #MY BEST FRIEND SAID HER BOYFRIEND DID NOT HELP HER MOVE OR PACK ANY OF HER MOMS STUFF FROM THEIR OLD HOUSE #I WAS LIKE EXCUSE ME?? WHAT DO U MEAN #he should be taking care of you AND ur widdowed mom when yall need help with stuff like that WHAT THE FUCK .? #was he just sitting at home playing fucking wow ????? #& then she was like 'well he still hasnt met my mom' #WHWHHHH .?.?.?? #HE HASNT WHAT .? #she lives 5 minutes from her mom. by the way. #& spends her days off visiting & taking care of. her mom. #like theyre super close & her mom is ill. #ANd his ass hasnt .? met her? LET ALONE WOULDNT HELP YALL MOVE STUFF ???? #insane behavior to me #the other reason i was thinkin abt this today is #i had Someone over last night & they ??? left a mess in my room like #they had to borrow smth that i had in a basket then they left all of the stuff that was in the basket on the floor #they left a half drank gatorade on my desk NEXT TO MY VERY EXPENSIVE LAPTOP & PC #left their charging sitting on my nightstand. #& most absurd- THEY DIDNT PUT THE CAP BACK ON MY TOOTHPASTE WHEN THEY WERE DONE. WTFFF.??? #personal

[yumenosakiacademy]

i shouldn't hav 2 say this but ppl who support shit like transrace or anything similar aren't welcome here !

#I was jus thinkin abt this the other day iirc like how those sorts of ppl exist. its creepy 2 b like 'i can jus change my race ^_^' Huh ? #do intense kinnies also fall under this i wonder. like no susan ur not asian ur some white fuck from illinois (<- random state) #delete later

[hereticsgravesite]

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#ough vomits bro this is cringe af #like a 3 day long super violent hypersexual ep & my thoughts r affectin everyone else in co #i felt so fucking bad seeing odette come into co & noa & eq havin to shield her from me #im like oh fuck im not a good or safe person to be around #i cannot stop lookin at shit that triggers me or flares an ep up & its my own fucking fault #now the guy i like is tryin to be like hey whats wrong we should meet up & im like AHAHAH #FUCK #IM LITERALLY UNFIT TO BE AROUMD OTHER HUMANS #literally so awful bc ik im gonna be thinkin abt him in a way that neither of us deserve #fuck i got a one sided crush on a guy i barely know & he doesnt rwalize how fucked up i am #he wants to be my friend but god knows hes gonna regret it #fuck he wants a gf ik he does they all want gfs and im such fuckass boytoy #i cant even jo to get this energy out or use it as sh to tryband lvl out #im disgusting lmao #hex.talks

[strawberryseeded]

god 1 of these days is2g im GONNA catch up w ywpd (the last season n also the MANGA !! which at sum point started updating again n i completely missed it so im super behind noww T-T like SUPER DUPER) this series is still in MY HEART 4EVER im just also trying2 catch up w other stufff bc i started enjoying animanga again recently after a very long time......n also more than anythin im Xtremely obsessed w bllk atm to b completely honest

#bllk is THE reason im into animanga again in gral (and into ...life. basically. if im -again- being completely honest) #i nvr stopped reading/liking manga lol imagine dat id be dead but its more like i didnt hv the energy 2 get into new (popular esp) stuff #especially anime bc im v lazy n lack consistency ..also i find it hard 2 find incentives 2 keep up bc i hv no friends who like anime/manga #god anyways i watched bllk in a whim thinkin if i dont like it ill just drop it whatever #i even watched it in a low quality streaming site even tho im so particular abt the img quality !!!!THATS how unmotivated i was!! #and then u just COULDNT fucking stop watching ..finished it. thought wow that was enjoyable as fuckkk #started watching a couple more animes.. after sum days i cudnt stop thinking abt bllk so i started reading the manga. enjoyed it even MORE #then the nagi spin-off. rn im reading the light novels (i dont even LIKE light novels) n browsing fanfiction like a starved beast #also watching and reading other animes more casually :) !! and enjoying them at my own pace.. so yea i plan on doing the same w ywpd soon!! #omg this is the most no1 care post ive ever written dhdhdhdhdh im just excited ..tbh #di4ry