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#I HATE YOU ALL
iboatedhere · 2 days
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Do you know how god awful the hockey vibes have to be for me to rooting for a team from Texas to win it all. TEXAS.
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artschoolglasses · 25 days
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And to think I was concerned that everyone was just going to lazily show up in floral print.
Fucking wish people showed up in floral print. Instead of this bland-ass sea of beige.
I didn't hate beige outfits before tonight.
I hate them now.
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teamlynda · 2 years
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Lynda: "what is homestuck?"
me:
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klikandtuna · 28 days
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I had never watched even a single episode of Doctor Who until a couple of months ago, when some friends convinced me to give it a shot. (I’d never particularly NOT wanted to watch, just…never had)
And I fell in love with a set of giant ears and a big goofy grin, and then he was TAKEN FROM ME IMMEDIATELY and without any warning and I was very upset for several days.
We’ve been watching two episodes a week, and today happened to be ��Army of Ghosts” and “Doomsday” so, you know, just…don’t talk to me, I’m a friggin mess
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aengelren · 2 months
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the way he’s desperately grabbing onto Armin knowing it’s their final time
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pissylittlebirdboy · 3 months
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list of ENEMIES (in order of most wanted dead)
set my damn colleague on fire. fucker. (the--real--god)
floating fucking head who capitalizes off of religious trauma and puts glorious lovely angels in bad places because he’s a twat (@the-metatron)
God (@the-almighty-god)
tried to fuck with my kids and broke my knee (@the-real-michael-demiurgos)
Marquis Leraje
the Marquis’ dumb hot assassin
snake fucker with the stupid glasses (@thedemon-crowley)
no no no please lord save me
angel fucker who talked back to me (@janeway-lover)
stupid old car that only plays one artist (@imthebentley)
fucking pauper who keeps stealing my stuff to make me mad (@youroneandonlysnakelady)
ray of sunshine with hair-bunny ears (why is that a trend in hell?) (@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon)
ugly as fuck crusty-white-dog hair so bad that the holy water should’ve defied the laws of physics to obliterate it from existence (@duke-hastur)
broader enemies
flies and anything in the family muscidae
homophobes
donald trump
croc-wearers
pinapple pizza enjoyers
people who cause inflation
child abusers
annoying motherfuckers
demon owl princes who cheat on their lovely wives with ugly fire toads
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thottybrucewayne · 6 months
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The fact that you can't even lightly criticize misogyny in anime/manga without some 35-year-old hentai addict who still has heated "best girl" debates on discord saying shit like, "Um, actually, 'misogyny' is only an issue in the West. Women in Japan are too busy being submissive, quiet, and perfect to think about pesky things like 'feminism'. They don't even know the meaning of the word!" is so fuckin insane,,,
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leportraitducadavre · 3 months
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Me, literally in the actual post: In a way, and this is not to diminish some of the writing problems the author has, Ino is a nice representation of how Kishimoto is actually capable of writing a girl with a simple crush on a boy, who still prioritizes friends and comrades above the man she likes. Sakura's behavior, therefore, can't be attributed to Kishimoto not "knowing how to write women", but to him giving Sakura specific characteristics that just happen to be disliked by the fandom. In retaliation, her stans decide to blame such personality traits on his "incapability" to write female characters before giving them the actual relevance they have over Sakura's character.
Them:
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I SAID IT ON MY OLD BLOG AND I'LL FUCKING SAY IY AGAIN;
IF I SEE ROYED, ELRICEST, WHATEVER GROSS ASS SHIP THAT SHIPS FAMILY MEMBERS, INVOLVES PEDOPHILIA, IS GENERALLY FUCKING TOXIC/GROSS, I'M FUCKING BLOCKING YOU ON SIGHT.
THIS ALSO INCLUDES ELRIC BROTHERS SHIPPED WITH HOMUCULI BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED (I'm especially looking at you shippers of edling + greed, I hate that poly ship; Edling though I love.)
I FUCKING JUST SAW AN ART ON MY TIMELINE AND I LIKED IT BEFORE THINKING "wait, I should check the tags in case" AND LOW AND BEHOLD IT WAS FUCKING ROYED. IM GONNA FUCKING LOOSE IT I HATE YOU ALL (Those that ship these shit I mean, almost everyone else ily/platonic)
AGAIN. I WILL REITERATE.
IF I SEE ANYTHING FUCKING GROSS SHIPPING WISE OR WHATEVER, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT. FUCKING DNI! I FUCKING HATE YOU
ANY ART I MAKE, ANY STORIES I MAKE, PRECEIVE WITH THE THOUGHT THAT I DON'T FW GROSS ASS SHIPS. OR RELATIONSHIPS.
This is primarily about royed and other weird/gross ships in the fma/fmab fandoms, as I'm in these fandoms currently.
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stopdyingnow · 1 year
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Random Aki Relationship Headcanons
You Aki fans and blogs infected me- 🤧 I’m getting so much brain rot. I hate y’all Aki blogs for infecting me. Curse you all and including you Fujimoto, for making Aki so loveable. 🥲
Sigh.
I rushed through this so it ain’t that good- 🤧
Warnings: None. Pure fluff, sfw. No manga spoilers here. Anime onlys are safe.
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Randomly pinches your cheeks if you act cute, he tries to resist hugging you then and there if there are people around. So he’ll pinch your cheeks or squish them.
Pats your head if you’re shorter than him.
Loves spoiling you. That’s a fact, not a headcanon.
As you’re in a relationship with him longer, there are times where he just randomly tells you to come over. You wonder what he wants- but then he sits you on his lap just to hug you from behind.
Would let you lay on him as he wraps his arms around you, he really enjoys seeing you peaceful and overtaken by pure bliss. Doesn’t mind you sleeping on him.
If you randomly flop down on the couch or something he’ll sit on top of you.
Man’s is ALWAYS making sure you’re healthy, he wouldn’t want anything to happen to his cute s/o. If he senses you’re being a bit unhealthy whether it is not eating, forgetting to drink, or ANYTHING he’s telling you.
”You haven’t ate anything. You should really eat something now.” “Drink water, it’s good to stay hydrated.” “I just want to make sure your health is good, take care of yourself.”
If you have a wound or scratch on your arm or anywhere he’s also on it. He asks what happened, and treats it right away. He would never want you to ruin your pretty skin.
Random scenario:
You were about to go back to your place in a few minutes, and you were sitting in Aki’s lap. He was holding you after calling you over. “I’m going to get ready now Aki-“ as you said that, you tried to get up. Only for the arms around you to tighten as you were then stuck there. He didn’t say anything, as he just tightened his arms around you. You were now unable to move and we’re stuck there. But it was fine, you’d just get ready to go later.
You ended up just sleeping overnight on his lap.
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karamazovian-mess · 1 month
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how it feels being the only person on dostoevsky tumblr who doesn't watch bungou stray dogs
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red-rage-machine · 2 months
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@dotbot2012 @talesofthetmntreal @thechillestcat @magicmike5000
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punkymaysnark · 2 months
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Me? Oh, I'm feeling fine.
An anaconda was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead by a trophy hunter just for the bragging rights but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead by a trophy hunter just for the bragging rights within a month of being advertised to the world by scientists after a decade of living peacefully but I'm fine. You hear me? I'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfine
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myteavsricochet · 15 days
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You don't even hide it anymore that you only care about Nick if he talks about Taylor since there's a new interview and photoshoot that you're completely ignoring
oh and it's not like the 14th interview that's come out in... two months where he says the exact same things more or less, right? and an anon sent me that video since I haven't seen anything yet
plus, use your blog to talk about what you like instead of spending time sending fucking asks to people because they don't post what you want
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thottybrucewayne · 8 months
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"Lesbianism isn't really about sex it about pining, and passionate glances" Lesbianism is about a stud spitting in your mouth and calling you a good boy, actually.
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 10 months
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Nimona fandom is disgusting. WHY THE F.UCK ARE ALL THESE SCENES SO SEXUALIZED? MUSCLE MEMORY? MORE LIKE SHUT THE FU.CK UP
"ambrosius is top 😍😍😍" NO, IT'S AN OVERGROWN GOLDEN RETRIVER.you guys are all fuck.ing sick.it's a damn animation for kids. EVEN IF IT WASN'T WHERE THE FUC.K DID YOU GET THIS.do you have to sexualize everything that moves? You can't have one gay relationship that you don't boil down to fu.ckiñğ.
entering the fandom, I decided that hey family friendly, it's nice to finally have something safe
but not, because you are perverted and you reduce absolutely everything to one thing.I will not mention arts because... I just want to forget about their existence. I hope your pillow will always be warm on both sides 😍😍😍
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