Thinking about virgin!zoro and how he just can’t fuck anyone cause his dick is just too big for most people to handle so he has to fuck his own hand every night 🥹
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hey there handsome, struggling with the demons of your past all alone?
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im so sorry but your tag was like a beacon. do you have the image of a man playing a saxophone solo and there's two dudes in the crowd LOSING it
No worries I got u
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This is the voice of your consciousness, you muUUUuuust give Sammy kiiiiiissseesssss, I heard you guys are good frriiiiiiiIiiiiieeeennnds :3
Who is this! Hm.. I suppose if I neeeed toooo…
*Grabs @the-sam by the cheeks and gives her a big smooch*
Mwah!~
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just give me like 8 mins max with willy and ill get him 100+ points with 3 games left
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Why are almost ex-married men a theme in my fckin life rn.
And why does it feel weird? im not being a homewrecker, and I wouldn’t say it feels wrong, but I feel like I should proceed w caution.
It’s weird partly bc I feel so vulnerable through it all.
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Hey Ninjago fandom
I know theres adults like but majority of you are minors
I know how to do a lot of things like cooking and sewing and budgeting
So if you ever need an adult to teach you these thongs feel free to reach out
You don't have to be in the ninjago fandom I just mainly post about that so they are more likely to see it
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Billy Swan ~ I Can Help !!! ~ ♫♪♫ ~
If you got a problem, don't care what it is
If you need a hand, I can assure you this
I can help, I got two strong arms
I can help
It would sure do me good, to do you good
Let me help
It's a fact that people get lonely, ain't nothing new
But a woman like you, baby should never have the blues
Let me help, I got two for me
It would sure do me good, to do you good
Let me help
When I go to sleep at night you're always a part of my dream
Holding me tight and telling me everything I wanna hear
Don't forget me baby, all you gotta’ do is call
You know how I feel about ya, if I can do anything at all
Let me help, if your child needs a daddy, I can help
It would sure do me good to do you good
Let me help
~ ♫♪♫ ~
When I go to sleep at night you're always a part of my dream
Holding me tight and telling me everything I wanna hear
Don't forget me baby, all you gotta’ do is call
You know how I feel about you, if I can do anything at all
Let me help, if your child needs a daddy, I can help
It would sure do me good to do you good
Let me help
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Oh and Shauna is not over this at ALL, she’s not even really like, repressing it well, you would not catch my ass going to buy a magazine full of my unending nighttime horrors.
Please read this before commenting!
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I don't read DC, I just read xmen, but ur superman with fangs drawing changed my neural pathways.
As an Xmen fan myself, your message brought me so much serotonin! Thank you!
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Min pd gets messy when he’s in the zone. All I can think about is 3tan oc tidying stuff up while he is asleep (she had to make him go rest) so he can work at a clean studio 🥹
Omfg reader in the studio… In one of the ask tell questions, Yoongi did say he wanted to show her the studio, so..👀
This is so wholesome though bc you know reader would do that🥺💕 And they’d make sure what stuff they can and can’t touch just to be safe😭
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bozee jak czytam te wszystkie motylkowe posty to jestem w totalnym szoku, mam nadzieje ze wszystkie osoby ktore w tym siedza wyjda z tego
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