#I dodged a bullet

[novellapink]

The nicest thing that boy ever did for me was dump me

#I dodged a bullet #We're on two different paths #He's stuck in a destructive pattern he doesn't want to break yet #i got shit to do #girlblogger #coquette #dollette #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #female hysteria #female rage #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girl interrupted #girlblogging #lana del rey #coquette angel #coquette girl #poc coquette #coquettecore #coquette dollete #coquette fashion #coquette aesthetic #coquette community #dark coquette #manic pixie dream girl #cinnamon girl #girl blogger #girl interrupted syndrome #girlblog #girlhood #text

[cranberrv]

storytime!!! tw: guys who don’t know how to treat confident and beautiful women

the cute blonde i talked about turned out to be an asshole ☹️ my parents are good friends with his dad so i assumed he would be just as sweet as his dad, but holy was i wrong!!! we’ve only been texting for a few days and he goes ‘is it grippy’ and i was like ummm what, then he started going ‘it’s a simple question blah blah blah’ and i was like ‘ur fkn disgusting’ because he is just so rude and that is not how you talk to a girl, nonetheless a family friend! at least apologize or something. but i unadded him. it’s so weird to me because i have never had an experience like that on snap before, so it was really shocking. it wasn’t even the fact that he said it, its the fact that he was such a dick even after the fact.

#i dodged a bullet #my dad would defo tell the boys dad so i have to keep it a secret #but i have sooo much power i could rat him out to my entire small town #but I won’t because i would never to that to someone

[sins-of-the-sea]

"DO NOT SPEAK OF HIS NAME!!"

"But he was before our time!! We shouldn't be affected by his presence when he still walked the Earth!!"

"His presence is still felt, however. You can see it in the eyes of the people today. The scars are deeper than the soul. There are entire laments over how much he warped the youth. By the time we came around, the marks he made could still be felt. I am certain the victims and survivors of the time will look back a decade ago with deep regret and sorrow."

"Please, Josep!! Don't force them to relive the memories!! They were just children!!"

"I know that! I am trying my best to be careful and kind."

"We weren't a part of it, but I can feel the second-hand sorrow and agony the madness it brought forth.

"We were just lucky Immy was an adult by the time the Lorax came out as a film and would be too old to be caught up to the Once-ler sexyman madness that took over the RP community on Tumblr at the time."

"Immy never understood 'sexyman' trends anyway, people should be lucky they haven't seen early 2000s obsessions in deviantART with Sesshomaru and Sephiroth."

"If it weren't for that particular trend, though, I wouldn't be here."

"Immy tried. She tried so damn hard. But she'll never understand 'sexymen'."

#[Dashboard Commentary] #AFPIASJFIHASIOAHSOSIAFJOASIFH #I didn't join this hellsite until around 2014 so #the -s t o r i e s- #*stares into the void* #I dodged a bullet #[Dumb] #[Captain Josep Frascona] #[Abena Frascona] #[Guy Duchamp] #[Giovanni Vespuccii]

[flurty]

Welp that saga of my life is over

#i dodged a bullet #well i dodged whatever she wanted #i explained i wasn't interested #she told me it's okay she thought I was gonna swing that way #whatever that means #thank god it's over

[dollfairy]

came back from a week off work to find out half the branch is off bc my least favourite intern got them all sick (:

#i dodged a bullet #personal #work stuff

[jack-owo-valentine]

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#tried 2 connect w/ and old partner #and yikes on trikes it was bad oh my god #i dodged a bullet

[pixeltori]

dating as a woman is terrifying. i hate it so much.

#i dodged a bullet #and it scares me how much i let my guard down

[bisexualalienss]

oh wow. some people are so.

i was talking to my ex on the phone and we were joking around and we got to talking about how i never got angry at him (i should of honestly). and i was like yeah the only time i was really mad at you was when you thought i was cheating on you for no reason which is hilarious considering you ended up cheating on me and then he goes “well you never showed me affection. you were so hot and cold and maybe i did it just to spite you because it reminded me of my mom” bro 💀 that’s cuckoo bananas behavior right there

#i was 15 and SHY #i hate pda #but anyways #i dodged a bullet

[jonnywaistcoat]

mr sims have you watched supernatural

The year is 2006 - I've just finished school for the summer holidays and am looking for something to fill my time. I am recommended by a friend a show called Supernatural as it's "pretty decent action horror" and it piques my interest. There's a whole four seasons of it available, so plenty to fill my time. I watch it through in a few weeks and enjoy it a medium amount, but not enough to keep up with future seasons, and I assume it ends not too long after that, as it feels like it's really running out of stories to tell.

The year is 2013 - I discover the show is still going somehow, and that things have gotten weird. I decide not to bother catching up, as nobody actually seems to think it's good, despite how intense they are about it.

The years are 2018-present - I am fully vindicated in my decision.

#I often feel like I pass by these things #Only to later discover how much of a bullet I dodged #Like how I read through and enjoyed all of Problem Sleuth #But never got around to reading Homestuck

[whimsybaker]

“What ship do u like bxe?”

Me x onceler.

#the onceler fandom #onceling #oncie #onceler #oncelings #HE IS SO HOT #i got in trouble in school again!!! #i dodged a bullet #helpthisfandomisdraggingmebacmin #HELPzhukkko he iscso fine #i think its snowing yall…. #waif nvm i dk if its snowing

[butchmartyr]

it’s fascinating how trans women on here are tokenized to signal people’s comraderie with trans (terfs dni in bio/trans women are loved here), while at the same time we’re also harshly ejected from communities and painted as predators for piecemeal grievances that are handwaved away when done by non trans women. you can say all kinds of nasty stuff about someone, and as long as she’s a trans woman, people will believe it! people love the ideal of a trans woman but haven’t worked on their biases enough to do anything but grow to despise actual trans women

#im still blocked by a bunch of popular tme dyke bloggers despite being a nobody shot poster #just because of stupid callout nonsense #why’s it gotta go on like this #i might be dodging a bullet with people that gullible and shitty blocking me. but nobody else knows about them! #mine #genderposting #okay to rb

[sneaking-out-late]

The guy I had a crush on in college just proposed to hit girlfriend in CROCS

#I dodged a bullet #he also never left our small college town #it would have never worked out between us but sophomore year was fun

[vintage-bentley]

I’m glad I never got into ofmd fanfiction because wow that place is a mess from the looks of it

#a fic based off a certain American event in September???? #that was based off another fic which is highly controversial??? #the genderism??? #the GO Fanfic Part Two of it all?? #I dodged a bullet #my ramblings

[power-chords]

The thing about 12-step programs is that the basic model involves getting a bunch of vulnerable, impulsive nutsos together in a plausibly cult-y atmosphere where they're likely to have already burned a lot of social bridges. That it doesn't turn out to be a hotbed of abuse would be the more farfetched assumption.

#the more and more distance I have from that part of my life the more I'm like wow actually what happened WAS kinda fucked up huh #dodged a bullet no big deal all's well that ends well etc but YIKES

[blur0se]

One idea I like to kick around is adrien publicly being exposed as cat walker

#the silliness of him having to act like he only got to use the black cat a couple of times #while hes still going out every night as chat noir and no ones the wiser #adrien: whew good thing that happened while i was cat walker bullet dodged #marinette off to the side losing her mind

[iammykink]

Committing acts of aromanticism

#guy at work gave me his number a week or two ago #i didnt text him. obviously. havent talked to him since(he isnt in my department and always went out of his way to talk to me) #JUST learned yesterday that hes one of the big managers nephews #said big manager is also inlaws and super close buddies with our store director #i think i dodged a bullet there LMAO #mine #aromantic