#I don't normally do headcanon posts

[ms-gallows]

Leon Kennedy headcanons: Emotion & Personality

note: These are all based on Leon as he is in the RE4 remake.

This man is incredibly patient and level-headed. Definitely patient with service workers. There’s nothing to be mad about if he doesn’t have monsters or people trying to kill him. If someone obviously doesn’t care, however, it’s going to irritate him.

Leon is not aggressive with people (typically), but since RE2 he has developed a more aggressive music taste as a form of catharsis.

Anyone getting disenchanted Pisces vibes? Idealistic kind of guy, empathetic, but by the time of RE4 he’s definitely guarding that side of himself. He also might be a little numb. I might do an ‘astrology reading’ for him later, who knows.

Leon is totally fucked up over the fact that he was motivated to protect people because of what happened to his family, and then having those ideals totally obliterated by everyone on the force dying, getting manipulated by someone he trusted, and a corrupt system that has blackmailed him. In some way, his dreams and aspirations feel hollow. All he can do is keep surviving and working to protect Sherry and everyone he can; but being chained to corruption eats away at him.

He rarely cries because he’s afraid he won’t be able to stop. He’s got  a dam built up, and if it cracks, everything comes pouring out at  once.

After the events of RE4 when he gets back to his home, he’s just kind of going through the motions, until he suddenly breaks down and cries because all the stress, fear, and sadness for the people lost just hits him like a brick wall. Just randomly in the middle of making coffee or something.

He would really enjoy having someone around who could make him laugh. Hard to do, but boy will he warm up to someone so much more if they can get him to do that. Leon was motivated to protect Ashley from the get-go, but getting him to chuckle and joking with him made him develop a warmer feeling toward her.

I know Leon is hot and all but whenever I see this man’s eyes I feel like his dating life is just...kinda sad? Sure, he’s smooth and witty, but he fears if they look long enough, they’ll just see the depression oozing from his pores. He’s emotionally constipated at the moment, and he knows that’s not great for developing connections with people. One-night stands it is. He’s hot enough to land them when he needs to, and that’s about it.

RE4 remake Leon is markedly different from original RE4 Leon (read: water is wet), and while I see OG Leon making quips and trying to seduce his way into bed with someone, I don’t see Remake Leon laying it on as thick. I feel like he’s more quiet and prefers good atmosphere. Always picks a shadowy corner table. He’s a good listener, which makes his dates feel good and does him a favor in terms of getting them into his bed. He does want to get to know the person he’s going to fuck at least a little bit, so he does ask questions about them, only for it to be forgotten the morning after.

Doesn’t have a fuckbuddy. First, he doesn’t want to feel like he’s just using someone for sex, and second, he’s afraid of forming a connection. He can’t afford to do that in his line of work.

Considering that he’s pretty cold to Ada in the remake, I think it shows he knows how to set/maintain and respect BOUNDARIES, BABY! We love to see it. I’ll see myself out. If there are canon inconsistencies I apologize, I’m from the Silent Hill fandom and have fairly scant knowledge of RE in comparison lol.

#Leon Kennedy #leon s kennedy #RE4 #resident evil 4 #re4 remake #resident evil 4 remake #resident evil #resident evil 2 #leon kennedy headcanons #I don't normally do headcanon posts #some whiplash for my star wars followers

[unicornpopcorn14]

Do you ever stop and think of how Chuuya's life before the PM was one of constant violence and brutality?

And how he might have been touch-averse early on in his life for how every touch he's known was vicious and barbaric?

Do you ever think about how this might be Chuuya's first experience of actual, gentle touch since he'd been picked up by the sheep??

Do you ever consider that the reason he looks so shocked aside from his ability getting swept away, is because this isn't a chokehold or a preparation to attack, but a mere hold?

Do you ever think about how No Longer Human might have taught him that gentle touch can be just as powerful as violent ones??

Oh, by the way,

Do you ever stop and consider that the reason Chuuya was reeling every time him and Dazai closed proximity isn't only because he doesn't stand Dazai but also because he absolutely hates the contact?

Do you ever think of how Dazai might have known how much Chuuya wasn't used to gentle touch and tormented him by doing shit like this just so he can see Chuuya's visceral reactions every time?

Do you ever imagine Chuuya trying to get used to gentle touch and even try to initiate some as payback?

And how he's come to appreciate and embrace it by doing so?

#Cooking up a fic with the same premise #wanted to introduce the idea beforehand >:) #Do yall ever think about any this or are you perfectly sane? :D #I doubt the Sheep was gentle for how they viewed Chuuya as a weapon #Touch starved Dazai vs Touch averse Chuuya #them clashing is my favorite thing ever #I am so normal about them #rambles #ramblings #I don't analyze I only ramble #bsd headcanons #headcanon #bsd #skk #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #sokouku #bsd hc #J's post

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

okay, fuck it. let's talk about remorse. more specifically, the lack of it

there was a post going around a while ago that claimed that izaya couldn't possibly have aspd, because he feels remorse, and its simply so subtle that it's hard to pick up on, and he simply hides it to maintain his image. given that this post is a jab at me and my work, i feel no guilt nor will feel remorse over jabbing right back.

(especially since, if you pay attention to the wording of the post and OP themselves, it's clear that they had a... certain other neurodiverse headcanon for izaya, and was for some reason mad at me for having a different one)

(but i digress)

let's talk remorse.

first of all, the "lack of remorse" criterion isn't, as some might be tempted to think, the most important "hallmark" symptom of aspd. let's break down how disorders are diagnosed!

in the DSM, disorder symptoms are classed into criteria. these criteria are sometimes grouped together. here's the criteria list for ASPD in the dsm-5-tr, the most current version;

under group A, we have the standard "this is what the disorder is like, and these are the symptoms of it. you need X amount to have this disorder." the criteria listed in groups B, C, and D are on their own because they are required for diagnosis. if the lack of remorse criterion was truly SO important that it was the hallmark of the disorder, the one symptom that sets it apart from all cluster B disorders, then it would be in its own group like those 3 criterion! but it's not, because while it's the symptom most people associate with aspd, it's not the hallmark of the disorder, nor is it explicitly required for diagnosis.

in fact, the main Thing about aspd is, uh, right there actually- a pervasive pattern of disregard for the rights of others. in layman's terms, aspd is categorized by a consistent behavior pattern of treating other peoples' boundaries, wants, needs, and human rights, as trivial. this overall behavior pattern is then identified by specific actions or feelings the patient has- hence the criteria.

i could end this post here, honestly- who cares if izaya does or doesn't feel remorse? it's not needed for diagnosis, and it's izaya's whole thing to violate the rights of others- he consistently treats people as his playthings, wether or not they want him to (usually not!) he disregards others' feelings (the suicidal girls come to mind wrt this) and is incredibly reckless with both his life and the lives of others. it's kind of a done deal!

but i won't because i have more to say!

so. izaya. remorse. he feels it, but keeps it hidden. he represses it. and honestly, he always has some justification or another for whatevet it is he's doing. his targets had it coming because they're monsters. or stupid and cowardly. or had it coming. or it doesn't matter because he's a god amongst men. BUT- he does feel remorse! ASPD cured!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys i hate to tell you this, but i've felt remorse before. sparingly, but i have. i am a Person With ASPD from Real Life, i've been diagnosed professionally and even had multiple second opinions check and re-check, to the point that it became a running gag. i, without a shadow of a doubt, have antisocial personality disorder. And I Have Felt Remorse.

(my verdict is it sucks and is terrible and i have no idea how you people do it. yall need like, medals or something)

because, as you might have noticed... a lack of feeling remorse isn't actually the only thing listed. now, a lot of websites don't actually list the second half of the criterion, they just say "lack of remorse" with no elaboration. it's hard to find a website with the proper informatiom on it, especially if you haven't read the dsm to see the full criteria list, so you don't know what you're looking for. truly, i don't blame laypeople for not knowing this- it's not easy to find short of going to the source itself

but if you're writing long posts filled with "facts" about a disorder that you do not have, you better make damn sure your facts are right lest you spread misinformation.

(hell, i HAVE the damn thing and i make sure i'm as accurate as possible, because i acknowledge that Having The Disorder isn't a ticket to immidiate expertise. but imo it's especially egrigious when you don't have it)

but, the criterion itself is defined as "being indifferent to or rationalizing" harmful actions. Or Rationalizing. you can feel remorse as much as you want, but if you stomp it down with justifications about how you were right, it still counts!

and finally, the name of the game with diagnosis of any disorder is consistency. if someone can make their abuser cry because of them and feel no remorse, that's not aspd. that's just a special case. if someone can make anybody cry because of them and feel no remorse, that's aspd.

similarly, if someone can make most people cry because of them and feel no remorse, with one- or maybe two- exceptions, that's... still aspd. because the behavior expressed most consistently is a lack of remorse. one or two exceptions to the rule don't suddenly make you not have aspd, especially if you have multiple other symptoms. (in fact, in some aspd circles people do talk about having "exceptions," kind of like the aspd version of a pwBPD's favorite person. pwaspd feeling remorse or otherwise not meeting criteria in incredibly specific circumstances is in fact a documented phenominon. once again, this happened to me and i've been diagnosed multiple times over. were all those doctors wrong, or does aspd just not work like you thought it did?)

izaya consistently represses most of his more vunerable feelings. that's another one of his main things. if remorse is included in this, which it would be given the pattern, then izaya most consistently does not feel (or otherwise accept) remorse. a few slips of the mask here and there, where he can't stomp it down or ignore it, don't change that the most consistent behavior from him is a lack of remorse. in fact, him feeling remorse here and there makes the portrayal of aspd more realistic, imo-

people with aspd are still people at the end of the day, and aspd is just another mental illness. people are varied, mental illnesses present differently in everyone, and people have good days and bad days where symptoms are more or less pronounced. any symptom isn't going to be set in stone in severity or even presence in someone's life- severity of disorder changes with age, someone's circumstances, or even day-to-day, especially with cluster B disorders, where the people who have it are defined as being "dramatic, emotional, or erratic" (pg 735)

things change. people change. mental illness isn't as simple as people think, and aspd isn't as different from other illnesses as you'd think. people with it- including izaya- will have their good days and their bad days and their rare moments where something breaks through the clouds and for one moment, you feel normal, however distressing the feeling may be

that's not proof that the illness was never there. that's just life with it!

#durarara #izaya orihara #orihara izaya #the moral of the story is; don't vauge me just bc you headcanon an Anime Boy with autism and are butthurt that i have a different take #and more facts backing me up. oops did i say that out loud o me o my #waposts #please please please be FUCKING normal on this post im begging you. im at my wits end #i do not care if you are a criminology student studying at the aspid crushing factory. ask yourself this- #WHY DOES IT MATTERRRRRR this is all over a Head Canon why is it so bad that i headcanon izaya with aspd #that you feel the need to like. defend his honor or something #anyway yeah. im gonna go eat dinner im hingry

[maulfucker]

Random headcanon I think the Feral that Savage killed was a fake created with magic or something. It makes no sense to me for Mother Talzin end her own bloodline so easily just to help an estranged nightsister get revenge on Dooku. Even if they're not actually her sons, they are still Maul's blood, potentially powerful Force users. She was already sending one of them away on a purpose he would likely not return from, why kill the other and destroy a promising family.

#hm i should make an original post tag #star wars #headcanon #feral opress #like. don't tell me savage was expected to survive the fight with dooku. he was a pawn. a sacrifice. #also it would be funny if feral was just vibing back home while his brothers were out there killing and dying and suffering #but seriously i do think it doesn't make much sense for him to be killed as a test #the clone wars cartoon and star wars in general is pretty racist against nightbrothers (and dathomirians in general)‚ #calling them monsters and savages and stuff. but they are wrong. they're not even aggressive they're just defending themselves #they have no air defense on dathomir they have to intercept strangers on ground. and sure that looks aggressive but it's just normal #i wouldn't want to let just anyone be roaming around my planet unchecked either. especially not when there's a whole war going on out there

[levinbolts]

Spare bg3 oc lore if available? 👁👁

OOOOOOOOOOOOH OF COURSE I WILL I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO RAMBLE ABOUT VALEN. okay so i've been sitting on these for a while because i wasn't sure if i liked them or not, but i think i do so !!

1) Valen lost sight in their right eye (along with receiving their facial and neck scars) at a young age during their massacre of their adoptive family. Whether it was a conscious choice they made or yet another usurp of their control by Bhaal, they don't know or remember, and quite frankly, they don't want to remember. Despite not remembering, they are now certain that sight in their now solid black eye was restored as a gift from Bhaal. It isn't perfect, as things look dull and faded with that eye (it doesn't see color), but it serves its purpose regardless, so they don't complain.

2) Valen is constantly at war with themselves and their gradual development into becoming...a better person? A less-selfish person, at least. They have actual friends now, instead of people surrounding them that are a means to an end, and it feels nice. They want to see them smile. They want to see them happy. They want them to achieve whatever goals they may have—regardless of what that means for anyone else (except themselves, though, they aren't becoming that selfless; they're still at the top of their own list of priorities, second only to Astarion). And that is...weird, unsettling to them.

They come closer and closer to death's door with every risk and leap of faith they take for their friends and though their first instinct is to be annoyed with themselves for risking their neck for someone else, once they mellow out and the adrenaline wanes, they only feel...accomplished? Relieved? Happy? It's all new to them, but they wish nothing but the best for their friends, and seek to give their partner the world, something they vaguely remember only wanting for themselves and their former god.

3) Valen is an utterly devoted partner to a fault. They don't fall easily or quickly by any means, and in order for them to truly fall for a person, they have to align with them almost completely. Valen sees so much of themselves in Astarion—the selfishness, the wariness, aversion to doing what will hold no benefit to them—and it draws them to him like a moth to flame; it makes them feel comfortable around him, seen by him, understood by him, and it compels them to lower their guard sooner they would have for anyone else.

And once Valen truly falls, they want nothing short of the entire world for their partner, no matter what it takes to give it to them. If it will make him smile, laugh, make his eyes light up in that perfect way that they do, Valen will do it. Valen will give him everything. Even before Astarion was in the picture, before Orin's betrayal and their fall from grace and favor, Valen held the exact same devotion to Gortash. They were willing to throw everything away, if it meant keeping him safe and happy and free from the brutalization that Bhaal always forces them to inflict on those they love. They were willing to beg and plead and bargain with their notoriously unbending and unforgiving god to not be angry that their heart shared love and devotion with someone that was not him, pride be damned—and pride is something that Valen has in shameful abundance. In that moment, Valen did not matter, only their love.

Love will always, always, always be Valen's downfall.

#lext post #oc: valen #bg3 spoilers #you only sent 2 but i felt like i needed to explain why valen's selfishness doesn't extend to astarion and why they put themselves second #also yes i do describe to the headcanon that durge and gortash were 100 an item before orin turned their brain into swiss cheese #ok reverted to normal text and put it under a read more for ease and bc i don't wanna take up people's dash with a wall of text alsdkjfslkj #subscribe*

[byanyan]

if you think byan hasn't broken bones numerous times in their parkour adventures... you would be wrong. they don't make mistakes often these days, but in the past, especially as they were first learning (as in, teaching themself), there were many mishaps to speak of. their largest scar, one which runs up along their right side, came as a result of a parkour accident (and included a couple of fractured ribs, as well). they've broken an arm, a wrist, a couple fingers, and had many, many sprains over the years. learning was nothing if not a messy process, but it paid off - the talent they boast now is pretty high, and they only get better as they keep putting everything they've learned into practice.

#look ok... making that travel habits aesthetic post earlier made me realize how little I talk about this aspect of byan #and it deserves to be talked about more bc it's no minor thing!! they do this shit DAILY #it's how they traverse the city it's how they've SURVIVED in some cases #I'm gonna get into it more often now bc idek why I've never really like??? made hc posts on the topic?? #literally just never occurred to me for some reason despite it being such a normal thing for them #idk idk I'm high and I'm losing my train of thought but #yeah they've fucked themself up pretty good a couple times thanks to parkour #had some ROUGH fuckin falls and landings #but now they can be like. even p graceful in it bc they've been doing it for so damn long #it's also a large contributer to their muscle tone bc they don't work out... they run & do parkour & fight lmao #who needs a gym when u can haul your own bodyweight up a wall am I right? #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ headcanon ⋮ danger in the fabric of this thing i made.

[orbdotexe]

(This is... an old post I just rediscovered in my drafts, and figured "oh hey, i haven't been posting a lot again, why not". it is another song post tho so might be annoying, but blehh. Mostly unedited:)

I think it is a well known fact at this point that I am extremely unwell about Crane Wives songs and Exile. so here's another post about both bc... hhhhhnnm. exile. and its 3am again. uh

anyway, I know I talked to Cryptid awhile back about Canary In A Coal Mine, but I'm listening to it again (and again. and again) and the Brainrot is Bad.

You and I are friends of empty graves, black air and black, black lungs Am I the only thing that keeps you safe when the light is gone?

I hear the word "grave" and think. That Grave. i Will cry if someone makes me go into detail about my thoughts on it again (this is an invitation) On a. slightly more normal note. Wolf to Crow. He's taken up their mantle as the Hero of the City, it's beloved champion and symbol of hope. The two of them are the canaries - when things go wrong, they take the fall. Also consider, for the first line: Red War and graves that couldn't be filled, with bodies that were never found.

But if in the end I lose my voice Will you forget about your love for me?

I just keep thinking about when Forsaken comes and goes, and the Vanguard getting no response from Ghost and Wolf - But also when they're exiled without being given a chance to defend themself. They lost their voice, and their home - their family.

Their Nightmare of the Speaker, in Haunted, taunts them for being unable to speak up for themself and saying they deserve it for thinking they were enough to stand against the Darkness (or even enough at all). They barely stand up to him there, either.

"But I still hold out hope that maybe someday / I'll be worth more than all the silence left in my wake"

My brain keeps defaulting to my own bs, so I'm inflicting it again bc it might as well be the only thing I think about ever: "(...) self-destructing and giving their last, accepting that they could never be understood in life and letting go so that maybe they could be understood in death."

"And when you break the surface all without me / Please don't return me to the dark of all the memories"

"Know that all my love will be your breath. I will save you when your lights go out."

if you don't already know what the deal about canaries is (I have no idea how big of a thing it is), canaries were historically used by coal miners to tell when the oxygen was getting too toxic to be breathable. When the canary got lethargic and stopped singing, the miners knew to get out. hence the "Canary Curse" on the guy who dies first every season. F

#old tags: #The Forsaken Exile #Orb rambles #never let anyone tell you i'm any form of sane. #but the Crane Wives are SO GOOD please please go listen to them #if you don't like a song the first time. listen to it a second time #because all of my favorite songs by them have been like that #the moon will sing. the hand that feeds. curses. tongues and teeth. All of them #you should also listen to all of them btw #songs songs songs songs i love. songs. yes i am a perfectly normal destiny player i promise what are you talking about #also how the hell does mr. Canary Curse manage to do that. how is he the first out of the game every single time #poor guy is getting drawn with canary wings now #new tags: #i have no idea why i never posted this? it might've been that i had been posting a lot of song posts. idk #this is from july 1st... god okay its been almost 6 months #on another note- #Heyyyyy Mr. Canary Curse wasn't dead first this past season! #saw some headcanons that mumbo (? who died first) was held in some purgatory until jimmy actually died #so the curse was still upheld. p cool idea #but you guys also probably have no idea what im talking about so. im done lmao

[pyro-madder]

how my laika storyarc happened is that i wanted to grill that twink the way i grilled enzan but the lack of canon evidence of Being Deeply Unwell required me to take a blender and throw in no paticular order : two games involving fire trauma, the protomen's act II, my emo pink floyd music and then some

#thinking of a fanfic that doesn't exist #i don't normally do character playlists but here i had the playlist before the characters #working on the next headcanon post !! soon(tm) #headcanons

[mooblooms-and-glares]

Wait a minute, about the whole “Jimmy is like a canary in a coal mine” thing, wasn’t the whole point of bringing canaries into the mines because they have sensitive lungs and died a lot faster than the miners? (I’m not sure if it was specifically their lungs, but they were definitely more sensitive to contaminations in the air)

So uh… hey what if uh… what if canary avians are also more sensitive to toxins in the air than normal humans (and maybe even other avians)? And what if they get sick a lot easier when the air is contaminated, so it would be really really bad for a canary avian to be in an environment where the air might be polluted.

Like uh… hypothetically, of course, say if their house started burning down? And they were in the middle of a raging fire, breathing in lungfuls of smoke with every painful breath, but they can’t stop now because their soulmate worked so hard on their house and it’s Jimmy’s their own fault for making Scar some hypothetical person mad in the first place.

So they just fight through the pain and wonder if something as simple as breathing has always been this difficult. They’re sure it’s nothing. They just focus on pouring water over the roaring flames and bite their tongue as they feel their soulmate’s burns as clearly as if they were their own. And the fire eventually calms but it’s mostly because there’s hardly anything left for it to consume.

And while they have to deal with petty neighbors who only helped for their own personal gain and a rage-filled soulmate who’s one wrong step away from making the situation 10x worse in the name of revenge, the pain in their chest keeps growing and growing and their breaths keep getting shallower and shallower.

They manage to get the situation under control, the neighbors leave and their soulmate agrees to take some time before retaliating. And the canary can finally let out the breath that they’ve been holding in for what feels like an eternity. Except it doesn’t seem to work, the heavy weight in their chest that they’d previously mistaken for adrenaline and fear and guilt only seems to get worse as they try and fail to take one normal breath.

Their soulmate’s concerned and pained voice reaches their ears, but the canary doesn’t register the meaning of the words. They just keep trying to breathe. Just breathe, for crying out loud, it’s not that difficult. The slight cough they’ve had since the first smoke-filled breath quickly morphs into a loud, harsh, painful hack.

Their soulmate has to call for help again because even if they knew what to do, they wouldn’t be able to fight through the sharp pain in their chest that flares every time the canary sucks in another desperate, choking breath.

The two sit amongst the ashes of their home, leaning into each other as they wait for help to arrive. The canary tries to listen to his soulmate telling him to take it slow, to just breathe in and out as best he can, but he can already feel himself losing his grip on the waking world as black spots dance at the corners of his vision. One can only go so long without enough oxygen to their already-delicate little lungs, after all.

As he feels steady arms take him from his soulmate’s weak hold and gently lower him onto the smoke-stained grass, he catches a glimpse of his soulmate collapsing into the arms of another, shoulders shaking with the pain the canary caused him to feel. The only coherent thought he can manage is the hope, the desperate plea to any higher being that might be watching, that he isn’t dying.

The last thing the canary wants is to drag his loyal coal miner down into the poisoned caves with him.

Hypothetically, of course.

#i headcanon that in the double life health sharing system you don’t get sick if your soulmate does #and you don't *really* get their symptoms either #you just feel their pain so if your soulmate has a cold you don’t have a runny nose but you do have a headache #i am being so normal about the rancher duo #they’re just so *gestures vaguely* #I vibe with them #double life smp #dl smp #trafficblr #double life spoilers #rancher duo #team rancher #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #trafficshipping #canary in the coal mine #double life session 2 #my post

[wereh0gz]

Ok so like. A thought I've had bouncing around in my head for a day or two now is Ruby being very, VERY envious of Sonic, at least when they first meet. Like to the point where she can't look at him directly

Because here they are, looking at a person who also had Dark Gaia Energy forced into his body, who is a beast, who is sick, just like them... but he can hide it

He can feign normalcy. He can hide his monstrosity. She can't. She can't turn back into a normal mobian during the day like he can. She's stuck in her monstrous form and suffers every day because of it. She doesn't get any real normalcy

It's not like Sonic actually has it any better. He's still sick, just like they are. And there are times where his condition becomes obvious, when the sun sets and he forcefully transforms. But it never stopped him from being a hero, from having friends, from being loved by the world, from living the life they wished they could have

And maybe she resented him for it. Just a little

#ramblings #oc posting #gonna use that tag for oc posts from now on #also gonna tag them as the oc they're about too. just in case i wanna look back on these for headcanons and stuff #ruby rosario #i've been thinking abt drawing this idea out but idk i can't quite figure out any clear imagery for it #but yeah she kinda doesn't like sonic when they first meet. she gets better tho don't worry #it's just that maybe they're like. hey he's just like me but he's doing way better than me. what the fuck #why can't i be like him. why can he turn back and be Normal but i can't. this isn't fair #they kinda think of their inability to hide their monstrosity as some kind of failing on their part and hate themselves for it #and that resentment gets projected onto sonic #which leads to some conflic between the two that sonic doesn't fully understand until much later #but again she gets better and they become besties in the end so it's ok👍 #i'm just gonna talk abt my ocs like they're pre-established characters and hope you understand lol

[netscapenavigaytor]

hmmph... people in jet set radio tag talking abot leak stuff and wiki vandalism. when every body should be talking about. ME AND MY FRIENDS MAEKING EDGY BRAINWEIRD BULLSHIT . (joke) (nobody would even know about this properly outside of discord) (just wanted to make a post because my brain is full of many thoughts) (jet set radio fans dm me if you want my bad yoyo opinions) (there is a lot of that. and other dubious opinions too)

#jet set radio #making this post so fast so that i can't regret it and not post it :thumbsup: #ULTIMATELY LIKE. i think i really want to join a jet set radio discord but im wayyyy too afraid to #so i just kind of keep waving jsr in front of everybody else like Hey. Hey can you look at this? For me? #which admittedly i did drag AT LEAST one other person into my madness so im doing something right. but that is not enough for me #and like idk if this fixation will fizzle in a month. its already lasted scary longer than expected #and done scary things that most hypfixes don't (unpublished 8000 word fanfic. god help me) #and even that aside i have no idea whether or not this fandom is receptive to hcs that are like. idk. this brand of weird and kind of edgy #[long ramble over the nature of ''dark'' headcanons and how i am afraid of getting typecast to a kind of writer i am not removed] #Any Way tl;dr any jet set radio fans want to stick their hands through the bars of my enclosure please dm me. its normal in here (LIE) #aaand hmm that. took up way more tags than expected. i wanted to . actually say my piece on the leak #i guess short version of my thoughts on the leak is ''nothing we can do but wait and see if its real'' #but also regardless of my opinion on the leak itself (dont care for the artstyle much but eh) (also its funny that corn isnt there. rip) #i think ultimately i am Against the idea of a new jsr game. something something capitalism and nostalgia pandering #but whatever nothing i can do but wait. #everybody just play Jet Set Radio Paradox instead (you can't) (it does not exist) (why do i keep doing parentheticals on this post) #wow this post is a solid 0/10. posting it now so i dont just delete it #error 0

[tbcanary]

category 100000 roy harper moment

#text.tb #[santana glee voice] he has a FAMILY he's a FAAAH THER #god. fuck. i love that guy. #it's so funny to me that this blog has existed for like. what. a month and a half? #and already there are MULTIPLE posts that are just me staring off into space like SIGH.... ROY <3 #or ollie but that one's new #i've been a roy bitch for like a year and a half it's practically my default state #do you ever think about how he signed his name with that little arrow beneath it. do you think about how he was in a band for a while. #he has a CHILD and he loves her SO MUCH #and he's smart and charming and for a while there he had the sTUPIDEST TATTOOS #and now he doesn't. which is because of reboots BUT if you're a GENIUS like I AM. #if you're an ENLIGHTENED SOUL #then you know that he doesn't have them because they were TEMPORARY TATTOOS HE APPLIED EACH MORNING #that one's not a real headcanon i'm just laughing about it #i'm so sorry to people who don't know me very well. but i literally am always like this. my personal blog has hundreds of posts where i jus #do this in the tags instead of talking like a normal person #but the thing is i need to SAY that i think roy should get recognized not as a hero but as a member of a relatively lackluster hobby band #EXCLUSIVELY in the pacific northwest #and i need to say it where only the dedicated can see it and understand my vision #anyway. i'm done now. for like the next few hours probably. #we'll see. #if you read this far you can redeem this coupon for one (1) tiny kyle ray/ner with his hands held above his head #that's real btw i have that png

[caeca-iustitia]

Coming off the back of my last post...

Vincent only feels warm to other people because they've learnt how to hold heat from a fire materia underneath their skin at all times.

At first; they didn't do this and people complained about how cold their skin was so they had to quickly adjust to using the method they do now.

Now, they're so used to warming their skin using it that it's become subconscious. If you touch their skin- even through clothing- they'll feel maybe a small bit hotter than normal but you couldn't tell the difference between them and a normal person.

Not unless you knew they were dead; of course.

#{ 🍒 out of character post } #{ 🍒 small headcanon } #{ 🔫 vincent valentine } #[Vincent does this like 90% of the day] #[During summer they don't do it at all and during winter they run much warmer than normal] #[So unless you kinda picked up on this or knew they didn't have a heartbeat nor the ability to breathe then you'd never know] #[One thing I forgot to mention before is that they still sigh a lot but it's more of a subconscious thing than anything else]

[byanyan]

mhm, mhm, we're thinkin about byan's inferiority complex tonight. you know, the one they overcompensate for through self-obsession and looking at what most would consider to be good or normal behaviour as boring and beneath them? the one that makes them embrace being a Problem because at least they're good at that while also having them basically give up on trying to do well in school? yeah, that inferiority complex.

#just invalidated kid things #never good enough never smart enough never talented enough never normal enough #they genuinely don't believe they're capable of accomplishing anything the average person would consider worthwhile #you start to believe that sort of thing if you get told it enough as a kid #then you throw all the times they were given up on or abandoned on top of it and it just feels like proof #and of course the fact that they do struggle so much in school doesn't help at all #too stupid too angry too uncontrollable too loud too violent to be given a chance #I'm rambling I'm a little tipsy but Trust Me when I say I think about this so gd much #hhhhh I need to write like a full in depth headcanon post about it at some point lemme add it to the list #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ OOC ⋮ DON’T @ ME.

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

Returning to Birthright after having played the rest of the routes and I have two things to say:

1. Leo should absolutely have gotten to murder Zola in every single route. It’s a crime that he doesn’t get to complete the trifecta.

2. Leo has never done a single thing wrong this entire time. Never, not once. While I am aware that he’s a dick to his son in that paralogue, the Deeprealms and child units were a mistake that actively makes this game worse no matter how much fun Heirs of Fate was and no matter how cute my son and daughter and my nephews are, so that’s not actually a real thing that happened that Leo did wrong. Because that would be the only thing Leo’s done wrong, if he did that, which he didn’t. Because that paralogue is not real. Because Forrest, tragically, because he’s my sweet darling nephew whom I love very much, is not real.

#i go to my grave cursing about the deeprealms the entire time #anyway in my headcanon all of the child units exist and are born after the war #because this is a normal army that knows how to use contraceptives #so that they don't all end up birthing children which they immediately punt into time distillation capsules #do i think constantly about midori and kana in my post-Conquest canon? yes. do i wish they did not exist in this game? also yes. #roddy plays fe fates

[strangesickness]

i feel so bad for everyone who ever follows me expecting batman posting because like. my most popular post on this blog is a shitpost i made in either late december or early january about bruce wayne's awful parenting, and a frankly terrible number of people saw it and continue to see it.

like imagine opening my blog expecting batman and its like. nope! jokes on you i exclusively post about the homophobic clown movie now!

#i do still like batman though i think he's silly #i just don't really have anything to add to that conversation #i'm very much a “collect and obsess over the canon” kind of batman fan #whereas with IT i will never run out of things i want to say #like i have INFINITE losers headcanons and AUs that i will not stop posting about #whereas with batman i have a grand total of one headcanon and one AU i like #(the headcanon is that tiny tim drake writes batman RPF i think thats hilarious) #and the AU is reverse robins which i am. exceedingly normal about. obviously #oh actually also trans tim but thats pretty typical for me. i can't very well see a nerdy loser and NOT make him trans #posts afflicted with a strange sickness