#I hope you think I'm weird I hope you avoid me like the plague because I'm so fucking bizarre and out there

[7ndipity]

Dating Jin headcanons

Seokjin x Reader

Warnings: swearing, teeny bit suggestive

A/N: More headcanons because they're fun and I can't sleep🤷. Working on these lists is making me so soft for the members all over again, it's crazy. Anyway, hope you like them!

Masterlist

Requests are open

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Dating Jin is like dating your best friend.

Cause, I mean, you basically are.

He is a hopeless romantic, in every sense of the phrase.

A Classic Gentleman. Opens doors for you, holds your hand on the stairs, shows up for your first date in a suit with bouquet of flowers(even though your just going to the fair or smth)

So awkward when you first start dating, his ears probably stayed red for a solid three weeks.

Does that blushy, flustered laugh thing anytime you complement him. Like yeah, he knows he's Mr.WWH, but hearing it from you just hits different, man.

He admitted before to getting so lost in daydreaming about his future s/o that he's burned food, and I think that would still happen(hopefully to a less severe degree) now that he has you.

Like, you'll be talking about something and look over at him, and he just has that distant look in his eyes. And you're like "Hello?" And he just blurts out something like "We should get a cat." "What?!"

You've heard his dad jokes, now get ready for the cheesiest, cringiest pick-up lines ever.

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me & you together." "Please stop." "Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you." "That doesn't even make sense!"

His flirt game is actually pretty good tho, he's just so nonchalant about it, that it tends to catch you off guard.

You:*walks in room* Him: "Wow." You:"What?" Him:"I just forgot how gorgeous you were."

Likes taking you on fancy dates, but usually prefers cozier, lowkey dates with you.

Like, one day he'll take you to the nicest restaurant in town, the next, he's dragging your ass to some lake to go fishing.

Cooking dates that start out pretty cute and sweet, but become increasingly unhinged as time goes on(there's a korean youtube channel TryToEat, that I swear is what he would be like)

Calls you things like 'Jagi' and 'Honey', as well as more weird, Jin-esque names like 'Bubble'(he thinks it's cute, just go with it)

Couples outfits that range from matching sweatsuits to those t-shirts that say "if found, please return to Jin" & "I'm Jin".(He claims it's for safety reasons because what if he loses you at the mall or smth?)

Y'all pick on each other constantly.

"You look like a Pokémon." "Big talk for someone built like fucking Dorito."

Like, you've seen him with Jungkook, he's a menace. But now, he's your menace. (Imma pray for you)

But he's the only one allowed to pick on you. Anyone else who tries is in for the cussing out of a lifetime.

House Husband Vibes.

Takes pride in looking after you, whether that's taking care of you when you're sick, or just making dinner on a random Wednesday. It makes him feel needed.

Speaks as if you're already married.

"Think about the kids." "What kids?!" "The cats!" "We don't have cats yet!" "Aha, yet! So we are going have some eventually!"

Has the tendency to finish every conversation by giving you a lil smooch. (Doesn't matter if he was talking to you or someone else, you're getting kisses)

Needy

Literally hangs off of you whenever he's tired or wants attention.

Long, drawn out kisses where he backs you against the wall or counter that can make you forget about anything else other than him.

Likes to lay on you rather than with you. Like, you are his favorite pillow, and he will whine if you don't let him have his pillow time, cause he's a dramatic mf.

"AGH, Y/N-AH LOVES ME NOT! HOW WILL I GO ON?!

The other members don't call him the actual maknae for no reason, he's kinda baby.

You're one of the only people who get to see his more serious sides though, however brief their appearances may be.

Argues with you over the dumbest shit, but avoids actually fighting with you like a plague.

Overall, he's very sweet though and would do anything for you. Idk, he's just so, 💞ugh, yeah Imma go now.

#seokjin drabble #seokjin fluff #seokjin scenarios #seokjin headcanons #jin fluff #jin x reader #jin imagine #jin x y/n #seokjin x reader #seokjin x y/n #bts scenarios #bts headcanons #bts fluff #bts reaction #bts reactions #bts x y/n #bts x reader #jin scenarios #jin headcanons #seokjin #7ndipity

[keysmashingfantasies]

Hi, could you please do a story about Chishiya and his feelings for reader. Kuina teases Chishiya for liking reader and she keeps trying to play Cupid but reader is oblivious. He ends up actually getting embarrassed over Kuina bugging him and starts acting awkward towards reader and she wonders why so she confronts him and he awkwardly explains how he has feeling for her. Lots of fluff. I just imagine him getting all shy over not having interacted with girls much.

yay!!!! i love fluffy pieces. in my delusional heart alice in borderland is just a big sit/romcom. and that's it.

no warnings for this one. very vanilla and sweet. also for the sake of SHIT going DOWN on s2, this will be set on the Beach.

"What are you doing?", Kuina came closer with a smirk leaning over the railing with a smirk, next to Chishiya, that was well hidden beneath his hood, watching over you.

"Nothing. What about you?", he tried to appear nonchalant but, unfortunately, Kuina knew him too well.

"It doesn't look like nothing", she replied in a sing song voice, her eyes crinkling with a big smile that held a cigarette tight. "It looks like you're spying and drooling over the girl from the diamonds game!", she kept going, laughing up a storm. Thankfully, her cheery demeanor blended well with the other residents that were drinking and having fun despite all things.

Chishiya had a crush. What was first admiration stemmed from an outstanding performance from her on a diamonds game that took place in a music shop of all places, worthy enough of being invited to be an executive member, now grew into a full fledged crush. And much to Chishiya's dismay, Kuina clocked him immediately and now wouldn't leave him alone.

"Seriously, you've been at it for what? Almost a month now! Go talk to her! We can die at any moment here!", Kuina was growing frustrated. She missed her friend. When he wasn't thinking about his plans and improvised weapons, he was moping around like a highschooler in love and it was pissing her off.

"And you want me to do what? To throw myself at her like Niragi does with these poor women? I don't even have time for this anyway. Didn't have before this, don't have it here, probably not when we get out", he said. Kuina sighed. He really did sound like a mopey lovesick edgy teenager. Thankfully, he had a big sister figure and she was ready to intervene.

It didn't took long at all for Chishiya to keep bumping into you, the pair of you seemingly moved by the strangest coincidences.

First, it was Chishiya being interrupted by knocks at the door while he was tinkering with the tools he managed to sneak into the Beach under his hoodie, coming face to face with you.

"Uhhh. Good night?", he asked, suddenly flustered. Why were you in his room?

"Oh! I'm so so sorry. Kuina told me...", you paused, to check at the plaquette with the room number. "Kuina told me that this was her room. Oh, am I interrupting? Are you... her boyfriend?", this may be a weird way to check but this was the perfect chance for you to see. You've been seeing him in your peripheral ever since the game. You could barely concentrate, he was so cute.

"No! No I'm not her boyfriend. We are just friends", he said.

"Oh! Sorry, one of us must've gotten confused", you said, suddenly awkward. Now what? What would you say to keep the conversation going? It didn't matter because Chishiya shot your hopes down immediately.

"Well, actually her room is in this hallway. 516. Not 502", he said.

"Oh, okay. My bad", you said, turning to walk away, much to the dismay of Kuina who was peeking around the corner to see if her efforts at Cupid were working.

Then it was Kuina asking for help to find Chishiya constantly.

"Have you seen Chishiya lately? Can you help me find him, please?"

"Uhm... So many people. I wonder where Chishiya is"

"Can you check on Chishiya for me? I think he went to the roof".

Meanwhile, he was avoiding you like the plague. In his mind you certainly caught what was happening and was bothered by it. He, on the other hand, was embarrassed as could be. After having a stern talk with Kuina to get her to stop, he decided to save himself even more embarrassment and just avoid you.

You wondered what you did. Usually, Chishiya was stoic and serious. So when you greeted him good morning and he looked like he wanted the ground to swallow him whole, you knew you fucked up. But when Chishiya made his best to avoid you during a game, almost causing both of you to fall in a trap, it was time to do the grown up talk and talk to him.

Thankfully, you knew exactly where to find him now. After checking his room, 502, and getting no answer, you went to the next best spot.

You were right. Chishiya was there, on his spot, watching the sky. You remembered the time you had found him here by request of Kuina, and that you had compared him to a cat on a window. He gave you one of his "smiles", which was really just a quirk of his lips up, but now you wondered if he was just being polite.

"Chishiya?", you asked, slowly approaching as to not to frighten him.

"Y/N!", trying to not frighten him did not work. He composed himself quickly though. "What are you doing here?", he said in his normal nonchalant fashion.

"I... Do you mind if I join you?", you asked, sitting next to him in the concrete.

"No, no... Not at all", he mumbled. "What brings you here?", he said before his eyes grew a bit. "Is Kuina looking for me again?".

"What? No. I was just wondering... Lately, you've seem off. Like you're mad at me or something. I just wanted to know if I did something to upset you. I'm not trying to make enemies, especially not here", you seemed so sad, something clenched inside Chishiya's chest.

"You didn't do anything. I was embarrassed", he said after a few beats of silence.

"Embarrassed of what? You did nothing?", you said.

"Well, you see... Kuina is a good friend of mine. And she's been trying to help me. By making us bump into each other. Because since that first diamonds game I... You've... You were... I admire a lot what you did in that game, the way you played", he said.

"Admired?", a dopey smile made its way into your face. You had to add "cute guy you're into says he's admired you" to your list of evidence that you're all actually in heaven.

"Yeah. And as time went on it became a sort of... infatuation. Kuina was trying to help by inconveniencing you. And then it made me embarrassed to think it was because of me", he was looking forward, more through you than at you.

"You didn't need help. You could've just talked to me, like we're doing right now", you said, moving closer to look into his eyes. You felt your heart in your throat but he was so nervous you didn't want him to get even more flustered in case you looked at him funny.

"Yes but I wouldn't know how if you didn't come to me. This hasn't exactly happened before, didn't have the time", he said.

"Oh", you said. "Well, that's fine with me. And we're here now. Talking. And since we're on the topic, I have some sort of infatuation with you too", you said.

"And what now?", he gave you a smile. One of his Chishiya smiles.

"Now we stick together. And one day, when we're back, maybe go on a date", you extended your hand to him.

"Hmmm. Short term?", he took your hand in his.

"We find Kuina. And we thank her. And then we go to 502", you gave him a smile that made his heart do somersaults. He really owed Kuina big time.

#alice in borderland fic #chishiya #alice in borderland chishiya #alice in borderland imagine #alice in borderland x reader #aib chishiya #chishiya headcanons #shuntaro chishiya x reader #chishiya x reader

[thethreeeyed-raven]

saw you wanted people to send you opla zoro requests so I have one for you :)) may I request a opla zoro x fem reader where the reader maybe assumes that zoro and nami have something going on (yk that one scene where they're playing the drinking game and that chemistry they had) so she distances herself from zoro thinking he doesn't like her back when he does? I would really like some good old angst but ending it with fluff. (Maybe Zoro and the reader have an argument) Thank you so much!

serene

navigation | warnings : angst to fluff | a/n : tysm for your req, i enjoyed writing this and i hope you enjoy reading! | roronoa zoro playlist | tags : @fangsp1der-2099 , @lost-in-fiction-like-ur-mom , @knight-of-flowerss

"Jealousy is not a good look on you."

You whipped your head around to see Usopp looking back at you, flashing a knowing smirk.

"What can I say, I'm an envious person." You shrugged nonchalantly.

Usopp made his way to stand next to you copying your stance of resting on the railing.

"It's not like it will have any affect, they both clearly have their own thing going on." You gestured glumly to Zoro and Nami who stood laughing amongst themselves.

What was she saying that was so funny anyway? You could make Zoro laugh more.

"Why don't you just tell him how you feel?" Oh, Usopp.

You sighed and forced your gaze away from Zoro. "It's not that easy."

Though Zoro was a quiet person, that didn't mean he wasn't observant.

He'd noticed you'd been trying to avoid him, which was hard considering you lived on the same ship as him, and were on the same crew.

Zoro left it for a while, deciding not to speak up because he thought it was just a phase you were going through.

He took notice of your lingering looks when he spoke with Nami, but the thought of jealousy never crossed his mind.

Zoro wasn't the only observant member of the crew, Sanji and Nami noticed something was wrong with you.

Nami, Sanji and Zoro sat out on the deck underneath Nami's tiny tangerine trees.

Sanji took a puff of his cigarette before filling the silence. "Don't you think Y/n's been acting weird lately?"

Nami looked up from the map she was reading. "Yeah, I've noticed a little bit of tension." She swiftly looked at Zoro and back at Sanji.

"I saw that look." Zoro said bluntly.

Of course, Nami played dumb. "What look?"

"The one you just gave me."

Sanji huffed and shook his head. "Don't you think we should find out? She's our friend."

Both Zoro and Nami nodded.

Both Sanji and Nami tried so hard to get you to open up by pairing you with Zoro for various activities or jobs.

The plan worked for a while, you and Zoro would sit and chat for hours, only when Nami came would you go back to brooding.

Usopp seemed to catch on to Nami and Sanji's plan and told them of your feelings for Zoro and why you would slump every time Nami was around.

Zoro had his own suspicions of your strange behaviour, and decided he would confront you when the others weren't around.

Sighing, you knelt on the railing, gazing upon the vast blue sea.

"Can't sleep?" A deep voice interrupted the tranquil silence, but it was Zoro, so you didn't mind.

"Hmm, what about you?" You turned so you were facing him.

"Too much drink."

Both of you chuckled and your gaze returned to the horizon.

"I've...noticed" Zoro didn't plan exactly what he would say to you, so go with the flow it is. "You've been avoiding me."

"I haven't-"

"Is the problem with me or is it with Nami? Because every time she comes around, you start acting weird and-"

"Because I'm jealous!"

You didn't want to say anything else, so you let him stood there, just him and the stars to talk to.

Ever since that night, you'd been avoiding Zoro even more, almost as if you were afraid you'd catch the plague from him.

None of the crew knew what to do, and it wouldn't help that Zoro wouldn't explain why your behavior had gotten worse, even though they knew he knew something.

This was a job for Luffy.

Luffy found you on the goat head of the Going Merry, making his way over to sit with you.

"Are you alright?"

You turned with surprise, not expecting Luffy. "oh, hey Cap."

"Expecting someone else?" He gave you a dopey smile, adjusting his straw hat.

You shook your head.

"So, what's up with you?"

You huffed, but you could trust Luffy with everything, why not just admit it?

"I told Zoro I was jealous."

"Of?"

You took a minute to go over the thoughts in your head. "Of him and Nami. They're always laughing together and talking. I mean, me and Zoro would do that, but when he's with Nami it just looks..."

"Different?"

"Yeah..."

Luffy knew why you were jealous. "You should tell him how you feel."

Yeah, maybe you should.

"Hey Zoro." You approached him sheepishly.

His eyes widened just a little before greeting you in return.

"So, I came to apologise."

You took in his appearance before remembering why you were actually there.

"I'm sorry. You deserve to know. I was jealous of you and Nami. You both look so happy together and I wanted to be the one to make you smile and laugh like that. Because, unfortunately for me, I've fallen in love with you. And it's okay if you don't feel the same way, I'll understand and we can go back to our normal lives. But I needed you to know."

Instead of interrupting you, Zoro decided to stand and listen, to let you voice your feelings.

When you finished, you stood and gaped at him. Tears were brimming and your cheeks were aflame.

"I'm not good with words." Zoro admitted just a little embarrassed. "But...maybe my actions could help?"

He grabbed your face gently, caressing the redness of your cheeks with such tender strokes you could've melted.

It was when he pressed his lips to yours that your heart finally felt complete, and the weight of jealousy was lifted from your shoulders.

You both didn't say that you had feelings for the other, the serene kiss voiced everything it needed to.

#one piece x y/n #one piece x you #one piece x oc #one piece usopp #one piece sanji #one piece x reader #one piece fluff #one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece live action #opla roronoa zoro #roronoa zoro #roronoa zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x you #roronoa zoro x y/n #roronoa zoro x oc #mackenyu

[dark-side-blog3]

How would you rank the six Jojo leads from the OG continuity from worst to best to end up with?

I'm gonna take this as an add-on to the would you rather game from before, so the answers will be super self-indulgent, and yandere.

Short answer is I would prefer to end up with none of the yanderes, at least not the jojo's. But in terms of damage, I suppose Jonathan is the safest, and Giorno is the worst. It should be Jolyne because Stone Ocean is more dangerous, but Giorno skeeves me out more. Jolynes only so low because everyone around her would instakill me.

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Jonathan is a milk toast of a man. He's unthreatening, because of his noble code. If I got isekai'd, the worst Johnathan could possibly do to me is just have me associated with him, because Dio would fuck me up just to mess with him. In which case, I'd either have to avoid Jonathan so hard Dio can't target me, or I'd have to glue myself to his side so he could protect me from Dio. Which would be what feeds into his tendencies, but they're not really dangerous, so I suppose I'll just have to suck it up.

Joseph is funny and charming, and in earlier parts, he's cunning and witty. He leans heavily into the bad boy heartbreaker persona, so the idea that he's going to be possessive of his partner wouldn't seem out of the ordinary. And all of these would make him the match if it weren't offset by the cheating. How Suzie didn't kill him, I don't know. Her patience is infinite. I, on the other hand, would kill us both. Until then, he wouldn't be too bad.

Jotaro and I would fight way too much. He only wants to talk about his interests, and I can't shut up about my interests, and there is zero overlap between the two. There are only so many times I can endure a Clint Eastwood marathon, and there are only so many minutes he'll let me talk about pinnipeds or linguistics. I couldn't care less about the actual crimes he commits, but the clash of interests would be what makes him the (second) most unbearable.

Josuke has never faced long-term interpersonal consequences to his actions, which means that he'll be genuinely surprised if I stay mad at him after a fight. He nearly beat Okuyasu to death and they're best friends. He punched a hole through his mom and never got in trouble. So why am I still mad at him a week after a verbal fight that didn't even get violent? The world will never know (I will tell him every day, he just doesn't want to hear it). The only reason I wouldn't try to piss him off too much, like saying I got isekai'd and I can't stay in Morioh, is because I've seen Angelo. I choose to not be a fucked up rock Josuke does shameful things with.

Giorno is fucking creepy if you don't hear his internal monologues; which if isekai'd, I wouldn't be able to. I'm with Abbacchio on this, I don't trust this motherfucker. He just stares as people get injured in front of him, and waits until the last possible second to help them, and he's so obviously scheming behind those eyes. I would avoid him like the plague, even if I somehow got involved with the mafia. He's just so... Weird. And calculating. Giorno isn't the only smart jojo, but he is the most intimidating for his intelligence. The vibes are just so rancid on him... I'm throwing myself into the Tiber before I enter this narrative.

Jolyne is a puzzle. I'm not sure what I'd do if I got isekai'd... Do I avoid her and avoid the ire of Anasui, or get my ass beat by the enemy stand users literally everywhere? Not to mention the regular people who just happen to be in a supermax, who will probably prey on me for being an easy target. I'd be totally lost in terms of what to do. At least with the others, there's a hope of escape, or playing my cards right to utilize them. But I don't think there is a good strategy with Jolyne except carefully slotting myself in the toxic friendzone, and hoping for the best. At least it shouldn't be impossible to do.

#yandere isekai #yandere ask game #ask game #yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure

[halloweenbitch2764]

hi! it’s me again haha

i have an angst thing for you 👀

basically billy n stu with a reader who’s aromatic [the aro who can’t fall in love romantically] where they want to reciprocate the two guys feelings but they can’t

i love angst ;-; you can choose whether it’s an angst with comfort or without comfort at the end <33

i greatly appreciate you !

Glad to see you! Hopefully I made this angsty enough for you <3

Billy & Stu with an Aromantic Reader

You had been friends with the boys for a good while, having moved into town at the start of freshman year

Now you were in college

Over time they had *inevitably* grown feelings for you

You didn't notice any attempts at flirting, assuming they were just being your friends

They grew frustrated with your obliviousness

Soon you'd start receiving things like flowers, your favorite candy, stuffed animals, etc.

Classic romance-y shit

That's when it started to feel off

At the same time they became handsy

They never passed any boundaries but suddenly they seemed more touchy

Billy's hand on your waist, Stu's hand on your thigh

You didn't know what to do about it

Being aromantic had ruined friendships in the past when the other party would gain romantic feelings you couldn't return

You didn't want to lose them

You'd move away from their touches and make some excuse as to why you couldn't accept their gifts

You really didn't want to lose their friendship

You hated that you couldn't return it

They were great people (you hadn't known they were Ghostface during highschool)

It always lingered in the back of your mind

You almost felt broken

Why couldn't you feel romantic feelings?

YOU were the reason they'd leave you

It ate away at you and you started to distance from them

They couldn't end the friendship if you just left

You'd avoid where you knew they'd be, taking new routes just to avoid them

You blocked their numbers so they couldn't get ahold of you

It started to consume you

Something was wrong with you. People don't just not feel romantic feelings. Everyone does!

You had suffered with it your whole life

People weren't willing to believe you didn't feel romantic feelings and assumed you were lying to avoid going out with them

They'd get angry and bitter and then leave you

You walked down the hall towards your dorm when you saw them waiting outside your room

Your eyes widened and you turned on your heel to leave

"Hey Y/N!" Billy called

You kept your head down and kept walking at a quicker pace

Stu easily reached you and grabbed your shoulder as Billy soon caught up

"What?!" You asked angrily, tears welling up in your eyes

You weren't angry at them

"What do you mean what? You've been avoiding us like the plague!" Billy sounded irritated and exasperated

Stu looked like the felt the same, though more upset than anything

"Fine. You know what. You're going to leave me anyways. I don't want to date either of you. I can't actually!"

They looked confused at your outburst

"What do you mean, can't?" Stu questioned

"I don't feel romantic feelings. I don't get butterflies or whatever people talk about. I don't get all lovesick and shit. I guess I'm broken or some shit!" A couple tears escaped down your cheeks

Billy and Stu looked at each other

"Why would we leave because of that?"

"Everyone leaves when I don't return their feelings. Every fucking time." You sounded worn down

You were

"Well you're not broken. In fact I remember in highschool I talked to someone who said the same thing. Called themselves aromantic. Apparently it's more common than you think." Stu explained

You were confused

You had never met someone who was like you

You had always been the weird one, the odd one out

"Really?" Your voice sounded desperate with a pinch of hope

He nodded and Billy smiled

"We wouldn't leave you over something like that. You're still our best friend." Billy pulled you into a hug before Stu hugged you as well

You cried, your body not knowing how to react to such acceptance

"Why don't we go get ice cream? The place down the street is awesome from what I've heard." Stu said

So off to get ice cream you all went

#billy loomis #stu macher #billy x reader x stu #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #scream #slasher x reader #slasher fandom #slasher fucker #slasher angst #feardot-com

[sqlmn]

Sebastian (pink hair) and Cornella (blue hair) meet as children and realize "ah, that's the kid my parents told me to avoid because of business reasons" and immediately decide "hey, we're going to be best friends and not fight". Which... in the long run helps a lot in regards to their parents companies because now the parents have to play nice around their kids.

long history below lol

So they're just bffs throughout their youth and a couple years before their high school graduation, Sebastian spots a kid with messy hair who looks really nervous. Since it's early in the year, maybe the kid needs help finding somewhere? So he goes over to offer to help him to class buuuuut the guy flinches and runs away. So Sebastian is ready to report to Cornella at lunch but she slams her hands down on the table saying "I JUST SAW THE CUTEST GUY EVER". And Sebastian puts his concerns on hold until he realizes they're about to talk about the same guy.

The duo then decide "operation befriend shy guy" and spend like an entire school year getting Matis to warm up to them. Good! Except now they're seniors and STILL both pining for the underclassman (only a grade below) and they have an agreement to not pressure Matis into any weird situations about picking between them.

Matis and Sebastian like to draw though and so one day as Sebastian is vibing and sketching Cornella while stealing glances at Matis, he decides to put little hearts around her head. It's fine, it's not weird, it's totally cool. And Matis sees and comments he must really like her and while he DOES really like her it's .... not quite like that. So he laughs it off.

The two graduate and then start to train at their parents companies while attending college and the years go on. They still sometimes think about Matis and go "wonder how he's doing" "wonder if he's more outspoken now" "wonder if he'd remember us" because they're both very normal about the lingering crush they have. Cornella walks into the building she works at one day and is going directly to her office in hopes no one sees her since she's supposed to be off when she hears her name.

"I'm not here, you didn't see me and you REALLY didn't see me if my dad's asking" is her immediate response but the guy's like 'oh, sure, understood. i am interviewing someone who said he went to school with you' and so she looks over and is just. Floored. Yup, still nervous looking, definitely remembers them, he's doing fine, and he's apparently now working at her company. Fabulous.

She does say hello and then nervously excuses herself to go to her office before anyone else sees her but hey see you around good to see you bye haha... and calls Sebastian with "He's hot now" with no context. So he asks who and she's like "oh only the cutest boy to ever plague our brains for years" and Sebastian is just "wait wait, Matis ? ? YOU SAW HIM? WHERE? HELLO? Why was I not invited to see him? Why did you not video call so I can see him? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S HOT" and then they scheme how to actually meet up and involve Matis. And they agree while he's definitely handsome dealing with other people, the fact he still blushes and looks nervous around them and looks to them for approval is the absolute cutest thing on the planet.

#pining since hs wdym #also someone pointed out matis is daikon colors and yeah ...... yeaaaah.... #another person said omg seeing the three at the bottom is like trans colors #and honestly im here for the accidental rep #it was mostly me going you know what since theres a boy girl duo and for some reason blue pink is the weird norm #time to swap that and have a pink boy and blue girl #then i had no idea for a third color and just went white but with green as an under color #matis looks really professional when talking to other coworkers but blushes the second seb and cornella are involved #and sebastian is extremely cat coded #his little tufts of hair on the side of his head just kinda being cat ear like #and theres another reason but ill doodle it out later but hes basically just a fluffy pink cat who thrives with attention #but is so quick to be done with said attention cause hes bored bye #cornella and her crinkle cut hair is so cute imo #she has long hair as a kid then gets tired of maintaining it and cuts it short in hs and then grows it back out #matis goes from if i cant see them they cant see me to okay i have to pretend like im an adult who can make eye contact #seb and cornella are absolutely mind blown by the fact he has a beauty mark and they had no idea for the entire two school years with him

[shytastemakerthing]

HIIIIII could I request a platonic matchup for TWST please??

I go by she/her and in general like presenting feminine. I'm also very short and I look younger than I actually am, my eyes are this "dirty" green color that isn't exactly your typical green, but you can't really call it a brown. When it comes to interests and preferences I'm usually very indecisive, I can jump between fandoms every day or get stuck on one for several months, I listen to almost all kinds of music and I find whatever alternative movement I come across very cool. I guess it's because I get swept away by the vibe very easily and there are very few things I actually dislike and don't see the charm in. But if I had to choose then my go-to style and "persona" is "a cute little girl that likes pink and owns an AK-47 and watched all Saw movies" or something

Not to self diagnose but SOMETHING IS WRONG and it often shows. My mood can dampen or brighten in a flash and I can't really do anything about it, on most days I don't have the energy to do anything and I can cancel plans I made in advance just because I made them on a good day and didn't think I might not have the energy for them later. I'm working on it I swear,,,, my love languages are aggression, threats and violent grabbing. If I'm comfortable with you I can just come up to you, grab your neck and go "I'LL EAT YOU" and the people that I love know that it's a good thing.

Idk what else to say about myself that would be substantial to the request, my sense of humor is really weird. I may not always laugh at normal jokes, but I will absolutely lose my shit at a low quality picture of a bug that says "carlos". Thank you in advance, I hope this was enough!

Hello! Thank you so much for your request! I'm finally able to get these rolling, so I hope you enjoy!

CW: None

I match you with........

Epel Felmier

🍎 Okay, I saw your persona saying cute girl who likes pink but also owns an AK-47 and has seen all the SAW movies and he was the first person that came to my mind.

🍎 People misjudge this cute looking little guy as someone sweet and adorable when in reality it is a feral gremlin who will occasionally have crackhead energy and the vibe i see you two having brings me great joy.

🍎 Epel is glad that he has someone he can greatly relate too, as in looking just adorable and having people misjudge your character, when in reality, you're just feral gremlins trying to get through school.

🍎 Now, does he show his own aggressive affection? I can see it. He is a feral country boy and he also wants to prove that he can handle your own aggressive affection. Vil may not like this but what does he like? Epel could care less. He does him and Vil does Vil. People think you two are fighting, but this is just how you are with one another. Gremlin buddies all the way.

🍎 Speaking of Vil, Epel avoids him like the plague. You know this. Vil knows this. That's why he comes to you as soon as Epel has vanished for their manners session. Do you know where he is? 9/10, yes. But do you tell him? Nah. Epel loves you because of this.

🍎 Knowing how you would loose it over auch posts like a bug labeled 'Carlos', he will plague your phone with them all day long. He sees one, and knows he has to send it to you. Whether you're both in class, at lunch, in the middle of the night. If he finds a pic, he sends it to you right away. Both of you have laughed so hard that you've cried.

🍎 When your mood dampens, sometimes he can be at a loss as to what to do, but he picks up on how to help rather quickly depending on the situation. The last thing he wants is for you to be upset. You're his best friend and he will defend his best friend any way he can.

🍎 Touching back on random bug pics with funny names, because of his excellent skills in carving apples, for your birthday, you can be he carved you a freaking apple of the same fuzzy bug picture names 'Carlos'.......... it is now your favorite thing.

🍎 Epel just really wants to be a good friend. He already has to deal with Adeuce and their antics. Jack is pretty good. He's on the fence about Sebek. So the fact he is able to relate to you so well, it's no wonder you two became best friends rather fast! In the first year group chat, you are both known as 'Gremlin 1' and 'Gremlin 2', order is up to you. The rest of the group underestimated you at first...... never again🤣.

🍎 Overall, he very much likes that he can be himself around you. He loves that you're able to hide him from Vil. And he absolutely loves your aggressive way of showing affection. This man is your absolute ride or die, you can bet on that.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst #matchups #twst imagines #disney twisted wonderland #romantic #epel #epel felmier x reader #epel felmier #pomefiore #shy writes

[kqluckity]

Did something happen with qsmptwt giving us a bad rep? I avoid that app like the plague

oh boy where do i start

the most recent stuff i think started when some dipshit over here was just. so fucking mean to tubbo and tubblings for no fucking reason? they were talking about how tubbo and tubblings ruined qsmp, how they all have a weird obsession (as if you don't need a weird obsession to enter a fandom?), and how they "can't wait for tubbo to leave the server for good", someone reposted a screenshot of said asshole's anon ask (because yeah. it was a coward who sent it on anon to someone else), and everyone over there started acting like we all agree with that person (we don't btw fuck that anon and fuck whoever agreed with them. tubblings get behind me!)

then, and it didn't start here but I'm adding it because it also spread here, cellbit's ex recently and out of the blue accused him of sa and people started hating him even more and being incredibly xenophobic (and i mean. more than they were already :/) to pretty much any and all brazilian qsmp fans (idk if i can find the thread i saw with the comments but... yeah they were awful) for supporting him. that forced cellbit to speak out and share his side of the story, which is honestly heartbreaking. all I'm going to say about it is: i read the whole document and it's fucking awful what he's had to go through constantly for all these years, and it sucks that he had to share some of the very personal things he had to share so people would believe him, i hope he really gets to heal from now.

^ this didn't really give us a bad rep I don't think? but it's another reason why some of us don't really like qsmptwt

and the last one I'm aware of is a lot less serious and more silly i guess? but I've seen people complain about the way we treat qbad (we're apparently too "comfortable" "breaking bad's boundaries" because of the pregnancy stuff)(even though we're talking about his character.) and I've seen people who dislike the fact that we use ship names (especially bagina) and complain about it like we're some awful people or something 🤷🏻

basically... it's a lot of stuff, i really hope this was exhaustive enough? i tried rereading what i wrote but I'm very tired, so if there is any grave error or something missing let me know and I'll correct it. tomorrow.

#really hope I didn't miss anything btw #tw twitter #discourse #twitter discourse #qsmp #mcyt tag

[vonpharma]

w[h]ip wednesday!

i had a 3 day breakdown about how slow i am writing these sicktember fills but i think i'm fine now. here's some from my day 4! wheeeeeeee god i hope i finish in time.

here's nick and maya

“Hey,” says Phoenix, angling around the side of his computer monitor to stare at her, “what’s your problem?”

Smooth.

Maya turns her head like she’s moving through wet cement, big brown eyes looking less like they belong on a girl and more like they belong on a baby seal. 

“My life is over.”

“Has your life been over all day?” Phoenix asks. “Or just since we got back to the office?”

“I was distracted earlier,” Maya says, voice small, “but it’s too quiet in here. I can hear my thoughts now.”

“Bummer.” Phoenix rolls away from his desk awkwardly, an honest attempt to be a little physically closer to her. “Wanna tell me what’s wrong?”

“You don’t wanna hear it.” Maya looks away. “You always cover your ears whenever I bring it up.”

“Oh.” He lays his arms lazily atop his thighs, averting his eyes in tandem. “Girl problems?”

Maya makes a noise that sounds vaguely like a dying animal.

“Franziska problems?”

She turns toward the backrest of the couch, nestling her face firmly in the space where it meets the cushions. There’s a bit of a tug in Phoenix’s heart, like he’s somehow let her down. 

“Maya, you know I’m just playing around when I give you shit, right? If you need a shoulder to cry on, I can… uh… well, I’ve—I’ve got shoulders?”

She turns back around, pouting. Her hair’s a mess from a long day of investigation, windblown and wild on the back of his bike. Flyaways creep out of her beads and topknot, making her look more than a little haggard. 

“Aw, c’mon, Nick, what do you know about women?”

“I know women!” His brow scrunches defensively. “I’ve been known to dabble. In dating a woman or two.”

“Yeah, how’d that work out for you?”

“I’m on hiatus.” He waves a hand. “It’s a personal choice.”

“Uh huh.” Maya sits up, then, unintentionally mirroring him. Looking down, she fiddles with the tail of her obi’s bow. “I don’t know. I thought I had such mad game, but I think I fucked up somehow.”

“You wanna tell me what’s eating you?” says Phoenix. “Did you and Franziska have a fight, or?”

“I wish!” She looks directly at him, now. “Everything was going great, Nick! We went on that picnic at the lake. Looked at the cherry blossoms. I got to listen to her talk about dorky shit for hours! We made fun of Edgeworth! She picked a bunch of petals out of my hair and was blushing the whole time! I was gonna ask if I could kiss her but I got distracted by a dog! And then she also got distracted by the dog! And then we pet the dog! Did you know she’s allergic to dogs? It’s really cute, actually, she—”

“Maya,” Phoenix interrupts, snapping his fingers erratically, “focus.”

“I thought I was charming the pants offa her,” Maya whines. “I was for sure gonna try and make it official next time I saw her, but…”

“But what?”

“She just completely iced me out!” It’s subtle, but Phoenix sees the beginnings of tears start to well in Maya’s eyes. She fights with all she is to let annoyance take their place. “Like, did you notice that? I kept trying to chat her up at investigation today, and every time she just avoided me like the plague!”

“Huh,” Phoenix says, straightening up a bit as he leans back in his desk chair, “yeah, that was weird. D’you think it was because you were with me? Franziska’s not exactly fond of me.”

Maya shakes her head. “I snuck off and caught her alone. She made up some excuse about running behind schedule and just… dipped on me.”

“How do you know she made it up?”

“Because it’s Franziska!” Maya throws a hand up in exasperation. “She doesn’t do behind schedule. Twenty bucks, she’s never been late for anything in her life.”

Leaning her head back against the couch, Maya casts her gaze skyward, toward the high, tiled ceilings and their buzzy fluorescents. The dust that’s gathered on the vents is suddenly the most interesting thing in the whole law firm. 

“This sucks, Nick,” she says, voice wavering. “I like her so much, and I know she likes me too. I keep replaying everything in my head wondering what I could’ve done or said wrong.”

Unconsciously, Phoenix finds himself mirroring her—spine straight, back against the chair. He’s got one palm at his chin, though, eyes elsewhere as he’s deep in thought. 

“That doesn’t add up,” he says after a moment’s pause. “Franziska isn’t… avoidant, at all. She usually speaks her mind pretty freely, yeah?”

“That’s what’s got me worried,” Maya looks back to him. “Like, how badly did I fuck up that she’s acting this out of character about it?”

“I think there’s probably just something we’re missing here,” Phoenix carries on, brow still knit tight as he considers variables and ideas. “Maybe I can get her to talk to you.”

“You’d do that for me?” Maya jolts forward suddenly to stand, the beads around her neck clinking together with a pleasant discordance. “Even though she’s probably gonna attack you?”

“It’s Franziska. She’s gonna attack me anyways. Might as well get something worthwhile out of it.”

“Oh, Nick, thankyouthankyouthankyou!” 

Phoenix is a hair’s breadth away from getting knocked out of his chair when Maya launches herself at him like a missile. It teeters backwards ominously before crashing back down, and he doesn’t have the time to thank any various deities for allowing him to live, because then he’s in one of Maya’s world-renowned death-grip bearhugs. She hugs like she’s on a mission to squeeze the air from his lungs, not helped at all by the fact that he’s got a mouthful of her hair as well. Wheezing, Phoenix makes a half-hearted attempt to hug her back.

After what feels like forever, she loosens around him a touch, pulls back and sniffles away what were almost tears. Phoenix takes a nice, big, beautiful gulp of air and swipes his fingers messily through his hair. 

“Hey, um…” Maya says as he’s fixing himself up. “Is it okay if I sit tomorrow out? I can do paperwork or take calls or whatever you need, I just… don’t feel like I’ll be much help in court tomorrow.”

“Yeah, don’t worry about it.” He smiles. “I’m sure I can handle a trial or two without you there to periodically kick me under the bench.”

“You gotta, like, stub your toe a couple times in my honour, okay?” Maya puts her hands on her hips. “Can’t have you getting cocky.”

“I’m already gonna be covered in twice as many welts as usual.” He rolls his eyes. “Hey, when you and Franziska get married or whatever, do you think you can convince her to invest in a stim toy instead of maiming me in a court of law?”

“Guess that depends on if you’re successful tomorrow!” Maya places a hand on her hip, grinning with her teeth. “Knock ‘em dead, Nick. And thanks.”

“‘Course,” he says. “Can’t have my best employee working with a broken heart.”

#wip wednesday #sicktember #sicktember 2023 #my writing #nickandmaya #aa

[darkwingsnark]

HELLO SNARKY OLD BOY HOW ARE YOU DOING⁉️ AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE NECK DEEP INTO THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE™️ AND THE ANGRY MOB OUTSIDE IS ONLY GETTING BIGGER, I THINK ONE OF THEM HAD RABBIES‼️SO THE PEOPLE WANNA KNOW ARE YOU EXCITED BECAUSE I SURE AM, IM PRATICALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH‼️ BUT THAT COULD BE MY GROWING INFECTION TALKING, DO YOU THINK ILLUMANATION IS REALLY COOKING THIS TIME⁉️ OR IS YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR THIS MOVIE FLYING OUT THE WINDOW JUST LIKE MY MEDICAL BILLS⁉️🎙✨

I'm VERY excited, actually. Not to be weird or anything, but I prepared a Bowuigi outfit for the occasion. Got a Bowser shirt, spiked choker and arm bracelets, a luigi hat, a Luigi mustache face mask, wearing my yellow jacket since it's pretty close to Bowser's scale colors. Going to pull out my custom Koopa Kicks as well. I even bought the Luigi LUSH shower gel that I will be receiving before I see the movie.

Unfortunately I won't be able to see it until the 12th-- so man am I going to have to avoid spoilers like the plague. [Very much like the Mario Rabies you seemed to have caught, aha.] But! Trust me when I say I am HYPED.

#snark replies #anonymous #infection mention #medical mention tw #mario movie

[tadpoles-and-daydreams]

(this is for research purposes (/gen this is for an english project) but I understand if it seems weird so feel free to ignore) (also dw I don't plan to mention specific people) what drew you to paganism/polytheism?

Oh this is SUCH a fun question. I was sitting down to do some readings and saw this in my askbox and just- I'll do this one first XD I apologize in advance, I'm gonna write a huge fucking essay because it's fun. First two paragraphs are more a history and context of how I got to paganism, the rest is more the aspects of paganism that drew me in!

So, this won't be an anti-Christian rant but I feel the need to say that part of it is, admittedly, that I grew up going to church with my grandmother. I loved that church, but I knew very well that they loved the IDEA of me. I was an undiagnosed auDHD queer kid who, at the time, was severely depressed. They loved the mask I put on, not the reality of me. I hadn't found acceptance in religion. I always was aware of paganism and witchcraft because of my parents and their practices, but really I grew up Christian. But that world- at least the way I was taught Christianity- was very small and harmful to me. Paganism not only understood me, not only accepted me, but enthusiastically embraced my oddities.

For a while, it was more an occasional hyperfixation than a practice I could put any effort or trust into. Witchcraft and paganism requires being in the present moment, something that I avoided like the plague because I was so afraid of my emotions. After some pretty intense experiences (if you want a little more explanation just DM, but I'd rather not post publicly bc it's pretty dark) taught me I could handle existing in the moment no matter how intense the emotions were, it suddenly opened up my practice in a whole new way. I wasn't afraid to be real with myself anymore.

Ultimately, I think that's what drew me to my own practices and religions; it's real. No, not in the "I'm the Right ReligionTM" way, but in the sense that I can be honest with myself in my practice. I can be real. I don't have to run away from the earth hoping for heaven, I don't have to pretend that having a body and mind is evil- I embrace my whole self. Paganism taught me it's okay to be myself no matter how strange I am, that the body and the life we live here and now is sacred. I don't have to fear the parts of me I was taught to reject as a child because those are "of the devil," I embrace them and give them compassion because I should never have been told that in the first place.

It also taught me that the world really is bigger than people tell you, just like I always felt it was. In my mom's words, "I thought it made so much more sense that the animals in Narnia talked. And some part of me that I kept very very secret thought that maybe they do in this world too, if you just know how to listen." The more I learn about my personal practice as a witch and pagan, the more I feel like that. "This just makes more sense."

Also, last thing because this is a HUGE ramble I swear I just fucking love witchcraft and paganism so much: The way I work with my deities makes more sense to me than the way most religions present gods. A god that is distant, powerful, and has the power to punish me if I step one toe out of line, would be no help to me at all. That's just one more authority figure to fear. My deities are kind, they accept the parts of myself that even I don't, and hell they're even funny- they sit with me when I want to cry or when I'm angry and they also watch my silly little shows with me. I feel their presence in casual activities. And to me that's so much more helpful than a god that's impersonal. The way a lot of religious deities work just... stress me out. I would never feel seen, not truly, and how would I know that they'd accept all of me? With my deities, I know they accept all of me. They've seen all of me.

Plus, on the less emotional side of things, paganism is just fucking FUN okay. Who else gets to say they watch anime with their god? Who else gets to say that their god, who is often perceived as formal and ruthless, makes dad jokes sometimes? I fuckin' love it here.

I hope this helps at all! It's very rambly but.... ehhhHHHH my feelings on paganism are rambly bc I like it :D

#for the record it's Hades who makes dad jokes #I love Hades #amphibian asks #witchcraft #witchblr #witch community #paganblr #deity work #pagan #pagan witch #paganism #eclectic pagan #witch blog

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hi dear librarian! 1/? I was wondering if there's a term to describe a phenomenon that plagues so many films nowadays and partially responsible for the downfall of BBC Sherlock and MCU: it appears that the creators/screenwriters are afraid of or uncomfortable dealing with strong negative emotions. It's very obvious in Sherlock S3,S4, and MCU after Infinity War. They immediately interrupt an emotional scene with a quip, joke, or a solution. It really disturbs the plot flow, emotional buildup,

2/? and the tension of the show. E.g., in Sherlock S3E1 the reunion scene and the underground scene, in S4 the ghost Mary non-stop quips before the emotional hug. In S2, they really shouldn't have revealed Irene or Sherlock survived immediately after the event. I don't know what the writers were afraid of. Without a proper buildup, the resolution doesn't feel satisfactory. I'm very happy that in GOTG 3 they avoided this problem and it's probably the only MCU film worth seeing recently. 3/3 Another example is the Thor series. I know Thor 1 has many plot flaws, but they got the aesthetics right and with a Prometheus type of self-sacrifice, it feels like a proper fusion of technology and mythology. But later they wrote Thor as a laughing stock for his depression and in his own 3rd and 4th film, every remotely serious emotional scene was undermined by something. Just why?! That's part of the reason people say MCU doesn't feel relatable anymore. Thx for reading and stay cool!

Hey Nonny *HUGS*

Thank you for this insightful ask, and my answer is essentially this: shareholders and studio meddling, and probably bad writing by people who think they know better. A lot of the MCU, for instance, is SO boring and repetitive right now because they're too afraid, it seems, to stray from "what is safe", stuff that won't have people bitching at them, or they're trying too hard to recapture what made the Infinity Saga so amazing. They spent TOO long being praised and in turn stopped trying so hard, and under Chapek, dude was a greedy bastard who worked Feige to stress. I'm glad that they pulled back, it seems, and I hope it stays that way, hopefully so they can make new movies up to the quality of GOTG 3 again. Studios like Dreamworks and Indie studios are taking risks, and it's paying off, because people are bored with the sanitization of Disney and Marvel. Everything has to have no true villain in Disney.

That's not to say I don't still enjoy Disney, I do, but Marvel as-of-late has put out more flops than fantastics. And I suspect some of it is studio and shareholder meddling. It's a miracle Gunn got to do what he wanted for GOTG3, and I'm glad he did. With Thor 3 I feel like Taika got raked over the coals because he had to follow whatever plan they wanted for his vision. I dunno. Marvel for me is so hit-and-miss these days.

As for Sherlock... I think part of it was BBC meddling and another was ego-tripping, because Mofftiss continually put out winner after winner of seasons, so they thought, because just the TWO of them got an Emmy for TAB, well, they're good enough to get it for a WHOLE SEASON! (which, for the record on my opinion, I think Mofftiss are better at ONE SHOT episodes, not an entire series on their own... they run out of ideas and then throw whatever their weird fanboy fantasies want, and without a third writer to reign them in, we get S4). So yeah, that's what I mean by bad writing as well. I BELIEVE Moffat or his wife owns Pinewood Studios that they film in, so like... it's literal studio meddling, LOL. But yeah sometimes a writer or director can also be too big in their britches, and whatever they say, goes.

So yeah, I dunno. It's honestly a mix of everything and fatigue with the unoriginality of content these days. I think that's why I don't really watch anything anymore unless a trailer REALLY grips me, or it's recommended to me by a Lovely. I stick mostly to old-faves because I know I won't be disappointed, or fandom-related content.

What do y'all think?

#steph replies #chatting with nonnies #my thoughts #film fatigue #marvel fatigue #shitposting #shitposting steph

[hyperfixatinglove]

Hi Roe :3 for the assorted ask: 🕊️, 🎐 and 💫 please. And can I say Jacob is such a cool addition! The Quarry brings back a lot of fun memories for me even tho I found the actual plot twist a bit idk... chaotic? but I still had a lot of fun with it ✨ anyway I'm cheering for you and your new man~

Aww thanks ♥ Quar.ry is chaotic mess, you can see Werewolf Nick teleport clearly on screen if Jacob is bitten & simply walks out after Laura disables the fusebox. The whole game is being held by jesus/duct tape. The plot twist was on par to Little Hope with me especially since the presentation wasn't that good & it was rather obvious.

🕊 - would your f/o kill a man for you? how would they do it? would they get caught?

Jacob would definitely want to kill a man for me. The fact is that he can't devise a plan that doesn't involve him getting caught. He would most likely try to make it look like accident, but it's hard making assault by fists look like accidental death.

I have many fos who could kill for me and will get away it since in canon they have killed & gotten away with it, but Jacob is one, if not the only one who cannot.

He can and will defend my honor, as he puts it, but that's just fighting random asshat on street.

I don't think Jacob can even bring himself to murder anyone.

The only death he causes in game, are his own & Emma's and the latter is only when he's werewolf and werewolves canonically cannot control themselves and will kill anyone regardless. The only way he does remember killing Emma - since werewolves cannot even remember what they do - is because he ''wakes up'' next to her body at sunrise. If he hadn't perhaps he would've thought other werewolves killed her. Depends on if they have memories just before transformation though.

🎐 - what does your f/o smell like? is it a natural scent they pick up from their surroundings or is it a scent they get from scented lotions or perfumes/colognes?

In Hackett's Quarry he smells like smoke & forest I guess.

I'm so bad at answering these question since I avoid any smells like plague due to my disability. Especially perfume & colognes.

I do think Jacob uses shampoo that is scented like one of those men's really weird ones that doesn't smell like anything real but still smells.

Canon event where the first week of camp Eden spends avoiding and running away when Jacob enters a room because his shampoo is so overpowering to them they get anxiety attacks & headaches. Emma is also culprit can you imagine her not wearing perfume to the camp? Mr H has to order them not to use them so Eden can actually do their counselor duties. Both Emma and Jacob thought Eden hated them but only Jacob was worried over it. I think Jacob wants everyone to like him, like all counselors like Dylan, but that's not happening.

💫 - would your f/o be an eldritch horror or a biblical angel? why?

Why not both?

Joking aside, this question is actually kinda hard. I don't think he fully qualifies as angel nor eldritch horror.

He does and can be werewolf, which could be close to eldritch horror depending on qualities. Not canon werewolves they just look badly designed. Devianart has better werewolves than Quar.ry.

Like add the teeth from Emma's transformation, the long ones poking from her cheek? The golden yellow eyes they all have & the veins popping? The irrational anger & growling? They had good ideas to make the slow transformation scary but either ran out of resources or were lazy. Could've added some more traits. The fast transformation is definitely not it especially since Jacob magically has pants on as werewolf instead of swim trunks. If they were that committed to censoring nudity with adding clothing and not by camera angles. Or make werewolves have Barbie anatomy. Like I'm pretty sure Emma looses her boobs when she transforms so?

Like if being werewolf is getting free top surgery why not bottom surgery? Not to mention the whole ''bursting in shower of blood for no reason''.

In conclusion I must say he might be eldritch horror.

#letters of love #my new man.... omg ♥ #we are hacketteers

[gabessquishytum]

Yan Anon reporting in~

These are all just *chef’s kiss X2* perfect.

“yeah so i'm also obsessed with unhinged dream so if i may just uhh throw my own kinks into the pile (nonny if this inspired you i will be thrilled if not i'm still also hoping you wind up writing this fic because. omg.) but uh. dream giving hob a pussy, wrecking it, and then immediately adding some nice chastity piercings?” -🐈‍⬛

🐈‍⬛Hello! It has indeed inspired me, my gosh, you have no idea. I was thinking how Dream could torment Hob with the piercings and this is just inspired. And Dream being absolutely mean, making Hob beg for his release- my nose is starting to gush blood. I imagine Dream on a comfy armchair, sitting there with an uncharacteristically manic grin and flushed face, while Hob has to slowly crawl his way over and plead with whines and whimpers, and in his head he’s thinking, “Master please, I’ve been good, so good. I need your cock inside my pussy please. pleaseletmecum” All the while spreading his legs and pussy, just presenting himself to tempt Dream. WHEW. I just can’t explain it, Yandere Dream is just so hot to me, and I want him to be as possessive and as fucked up as possible.

“oh my GOD yes please like. dream eventually lets hob go and he feels awful and guilty about the whole thing and it hurts to let hob go but he does, he tweaks enough people's memories to just think that hob was away on sabbatical and it's fine, he can drop back into his old life.”

I hope I’m right in thinking this is the same anon XD‍‍ I was kind of torn on which ending I would like to happen, one where Hob gets mindbroken to the point where he stays in the Dreaming permanently(which is a bit too dark and urgh than I’d like) or one where Dream comes to his senses and lets him go, but this is perfect. Hob willingly and consensually offers himself to Dream and he’s not so far gone where he’s just a broken mindless pet. I LOVE IT. It’s hilarious to think that Dream would be the speechless one for once XD

Oh btw, here's what I was thinking about how this all started. Hob POV, Dream and Hob had their meeting in the New Inn, and everything’s wonderful cause Hob finally knows what to call his stranger AND Dream agrees to more than one meeting a century, a miracle! So they start meeting once every few months, then once a month, and so on and so on, until Hob realizes that they’re meeting multiple times a week now. Not that he’s complaining, he’s ecstatic really, even if Dream is exhibiting some weird tendencies/behaviors/habits.

Staring/Stalking - Hob notices that Dream likes to stare, at him specifically now that he’s thinking about it, there’s a kind of darkness in his friend’s eyes that’s a bit unnerving, but he’s probably just imagining it. He’s just happy to have his friend around, but definitely not the big-ass raven that seems to be stalking his every move. There’s also the constant feeling of being watched whenever he’s alone or in public but maybe he’s just being paranoid.

Touching – They were fleeting touches at first like handshakes, and shoulders bumping, but now they’ve upgraded to handholding(context to follow XD) and actual hugs! Hugs that Hob swears linger just a tad too long to be considered normal, and did his hand kind of graze his ass? Ah who cares, Dream is finally being friendly and with honest-to-goodness smiles now.

People – People who have shown or expressed the tiniest bit of interest in Hob are now avoiding him like the plague. The regular customer that flirted with Hob yesterday at the inn is never seen again, the student that sent him a love letter has now dropped out of his class, and the friendly neighbor that usually gives him baked goods practically kissed the hallway trying to get to their apartment around him.

Dreams – Okay so I’m not so sure what to do here, Hob knows to an extent that Dream has dream-related powers, cause Dream gave him some vague bs answer like usual XD There’s gonna be mind-blowing wet dreams about Morpheus obviously, but maybe Hob doesn’t suspect Dream at first, perhaps he thinks it’s his desires manifesting into the hottest dream sex he has ever had, nearly every night, started almost the same time as when Dream reappeared in his life. Right Hob, right. Hob is gonna act more awkward cause of the dreams but I’m still thinking about whether there’s gonna be any physiological effects like increased horniness.

Then I was thinking of an incident that pushes Dream over the edge, perhaps someone flirting aggressively with Hob or Hob gets into an accident of some kind. Then boom, goodbye waking world.

A bit long I know hahahaha but all thoughts and criticisms are welcome here~

-Love, Yan Anon <3

Yan Anon, you are INCREDIBLE. I am so obsessed with this crazy yandere Dream who is totally obsessed and fixated on Hob!!! Somehow it's made even better by the fact that Hob is "just a human" so why is Dream so completely insane about him? Nobody understands!!! I love the idea of him using every spare moment to check in on Hob (either spend time with him or just... watch from afar), it's like his hobby at this point (there's a pun in there somewhere).

I also think Hob would be weirdly into it? Because he craves Dream’s attention, he wants to be Dream’s special pet... he even gets jealous if Dream happens to spend time with someone else because he’s come to expect that he’s Dream’s favourite. Just these two being weird and toxically attached to each other pleeease. Hob flirting with someone bc he knows Dream will go off the rails with jealousy and sweep him off to the dreaming to spank his pussy? Yeah. Yeeeeah <3

#yan anon #dreamling #nsft #the sandman #cw yandere

[dnangelic]

@espectres asked: ❝ The trick is to hide in plane sight ! ❞ Daisuke's got to work on his deception skills. ❝ The more you try to drive away people's attention, the worse it gets. ❞ Bold words from someone who can literally disappear on command. ❝ And you're a terrible liar, it'd be easier to avoid it all together. ❞ Just like how talking is easier than doing ... ?

' ugh ... ' head collapsing into his hands , ever open-book expression briefly hidden away , the defeated curl of his body too still serves an obvious , blaring signal : he can't do it . it's too embarrassing to even confess that he didn't have the first idea what shou was talking about . how did something like that work ?

' so i'm supposed to ... not say anything ? ' zip his lips and stand face flushed , shoulders high , expression begging for mercy while hoping anyone else's inquiries would just pass him by or flop flat and unanswered onto the floor ? running had served well enough for him all this time , he thinks ... particularly when any other alternative was to let dark take over and start saying all sorts of weird , awkward things with his voice .

' i don't get it ... ' his head lifts ; his back straightens , then bends limply in the opposite direction . daisuke slumps miserably in his seat , eyes cast upwards towards the vacant scenery above . ' i might as well just tell anyone that suspects me , right ? ... no , definitely not . it's great to imagine , but i don't even want to think about the aftermath . not only that , but if the world found out that dark was me --- '

well , beyond any certain initial shock , wouldn't it have been equally disappointing somehow ? dark's reputation would utterly collapse , irreversibly punctured . azumano's greatest mystery ; the devilish phantom thief , a celebrity and infinitely admired legend --- nothing more than a clumsy , awkward loser .

a single bitter tear squeezes itself out from the corner of a crimson eye . knowing that even if he confessed to everyone that he was dark would have earned him enormous amounts of laughter and scoffing disbelief from the majority --- he didn't like it . something about it hurt . but his curse was a truth that he nevertheless still trusted shou with . the other's grounding bluntness was likewise a thing the niwa couldn't help but presently appreciate .

' i do ... want to get better . ' it was not enough to leave things as they were forever , innocent yet incapable . ' if i don't , then dark and the rest of my family will end up in trouble . ' to say nothing of his own self . ' i'm not going to practice because it's easy . it's because i should . because i have to . ' his own imposed duty , one of a great phantom thief .

the rest of his words turn quiet .

' it's just because ... at the every least , if i have to lie to everyone , then maybe , even if some things end up obvious --- ' a breath . slowly , daisuke's hand closes into a fist over the space of his heart . when he smiles at the other , there's no terror or falsity plaguing the first inch of his skin . ' ... i still want people to be able to believe in me . if i can have that much , then --- no matter what it takes , i can still always do my best . '

#*･ﾟ⊰ ANSWERED. ⊱ #espectres #CANON. #TYPES THIS UP AS IM FALLING ASLEEP #HOWUGH...... HUWAHGH

[skwigelfskwisgaar]

He hadn't even gotten through the day when he received a call from a girl he never thought he'd talk to again. Her soft, mousy brown bob and sparkling blue eyes gave her such a cute appearance, but she was so feisty in personality.

"Hello? Skwisgaar? It's me, Tori. Remember me?"

"Hello! I, uh. It's weird you're calling because I was just thinking of you yesterday." A semi-lie, but one he wasn't about to admit ever. Even if he was drunk.

"Oh! How sweet, I stopped by yesterday. Had a great time with you and the Moroccan girl. I wanted to say goodbye, actually."

"Ah. So... you were here?"

"I figured I'd get one last time. Truly, I hope you know I wasn't joking when I said you ruined threesomes for me."

"Well, happy to see that hasn't changed."

"I... had stopped by to ask to talk. I got an amazing time instead but I did have your number saved." He paused. She deserved some closure, at least. He scowled. He hated this kind of stuff. This was why he didn't do relationships.

"Look. Remember our 4th date? You said that you liked Sweden."

"Ja, that hasn't changed. I still visit too." A lighthearted laugh came from the other end of the call. His stomach did a flip, remembering how fun and cute and caring she was. He missed that comfort.

"But... you always said you loved your band. I knew that Sweden was a passing fancy, and by extension, so was I. I just called to make my peace with it."

"Look, I'm sorry I left the way I did -!"

"No, Skwisgaar! It's fine! I was expecting it, actually. Your band showed up at the pub, and I knew that I wouldn't see you after that. Besides, after doing a quick search online, I... well. I have to say... I was hurt."

"...I don't understand you. Are you implying something?"

"You wanted normalcy. Sweden, Týr -- I gave that. But the reason you sought it, it wasn't because you wanted that. It's because you deluded yourself into thinking I was the 'normal version' of your friend, the cute brun - !"

"It is so important to my sanity and yours that you don't finish that sentence."

There was a long pause. So long in fact, that Skwisgaar thought she had hung up. He looked at the phone, seeing that she had probably given him a moment; he tended to take his time when he snapped at people, and he instantly felt embarrassed that he had behaved that way.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to snap like that." She didn't respond for another moment before his phone jingled. A video chat request. He accepted. It was the girl from yesterday who plagued his thoughts after that sweet kiss. His gut wrenched with guilt at realizing he didn't recognize her at all until the call today.

His ex girlfriend did visit.

And she gave him a tender kiss to haunt him with.

She had her cute little brown bob and sparkly blue eyes. He smiled almost instinctively to her, and she burst into a full smile. His chest felt aflutter, remembering the first time they locked eyes. She made him feel at home, it a weird way.

"Why are you so defensive about him?" Back to her inquistion. She always had a way of keeping the coversation on one topic for hours if need be.

"Did you call to say you psycho-analyzed me?"

"Well, partly. You did date me!"

Skwisgaar let out a scowl and a very loud, exasperated sigh. Of course she had. It had been her dream to get her doctorate in psychology when he met her.

"Look, Skwisgaar. This call was get closure. You keep reaching out for normal when you should be reaching out to your normal."

"And what is that for me, miss I-know-better-than-you?"

"It's Dr. Tori Skårsgard now."

"Okay, well. Congratulations, Dr. Tori. You're avoiding my question."

"No, you're avoiding the answer."

Skwisgaar felt a very familiar feeling of annoyance and exasperation rising in him. Why was it that every time he was asked to talk about himself, he got this combination of anxiety and annoyance? Was it just when he spoke to doctors? He didn't want his one and only ex girlfriend associated with the feeling of wanting to throw a tantrum so he trudged on in the conversation that frankly, he knew was going to come up at some point.

"Speak plainly. What is the answer?"

"We're both brunette, blue eyes. We seem to annoy you, based on your face there. I did try to say something, but you got very - !"

"Are you implying I dated you because you look like my co-worker, Tori?"

"Look, Skwisgaar. I'm not - !"

"Because I can assure you that I'm not attracted to him."

"It's not about being gay - is that really your concern?"

"No, my concern is that my ex is trying to tell me what my dick wants."

"It's not about that, it's about the fact that your henchmen brought me back from my flight back home - I was at the airport waiting - !"

"And what does that have to do with - !"

"It's lonely at the top!" Skwisgaar snapped his mouth shut, seeing his ex girlfriend scowl at him. He didn't notice the slowly growing annoyance in her features, her cute nose scrunched up and arms crossed. She looked pissed. Possibly because of the Klokateers trying to being her back so he could have fun with her again. He would have to give them raises later - finding her was probably no easy feat.

Then give them the boots, because that was entirely unnecessary of them to fetch her.

"You told me once that it was lonely at the top. But you've never let yourself see past your own stupid ego to see that you're not alone up there."

Skwisgaar was suddenly feeling like he needed to toss his phone out the window. This is what he gets, though, for having an ex-girlfriend. How the hell did Nathan do this?

"It's just - fuck. Skwisgaar, I'm just tired of this eating me up everytime I see your band stuff. I deserve closure, and my closure is having you admit that I was never going to be your equal in any space."

"You were never my equal. There."

"That includes admitting that you did this for your own selfish reasons. Even if it just happens to be a coincidence that I look like your coworker, I was never going to be good enough. If I was, I for damn sure was never going to suffice."

Skwisgaar had to subdue the urge to toss his phone.

"I did it for selfish reasons."

"Thank you."

"Why was it bothering you this much that you reached out to me?" Skwisgaar was hoping to turn the conversation around to her, since he was tired of being on the receiving end of these rather horrifying implications and questions.

"I... I 've been so upset with how it ended. I thought maybe... I thought you did care and I felt guilty becauseI didn't treat it, and you seriously. I feel - !"

"Would you like to try again?" Now it was her turn to snap her mouth shut. She looked confused and about all, offended. But as her eyes raked over the screen to see if he was serious, her face turned to one of suspicion.

"You're just asking me because you pity me."

"Maybe...I want to try normal again. You called me for closure. Let me find mine."

"You want to find closure by not ending ... us? Listen to yourself, Skwisgaar. You are not making sense. Find your happiness. It's not with me."

"You seem to think it's with my coworker... which it isn't by the way."

"Perhaps. Maybe it's with your band. Your friends and coworkers. Your found family?"

"...so is that a no?"

"I'm sure you're not used to rejection. But yes, I'm saying no."

"Not the first time I've gotten it, but it's the second time it's hurt."

"I'm sorry. For what it's worth, Skwisgaar, I'm never going to look at reclining chairs the same way, or hair ties, even the flannel you wore - !"

"I get it, Tori. I blew your mind."

She let out a bubbly giggle, her face tinged red. He smiled back at her. Maybe having an ex wasn't so bad.

"You're not alone at the top, you just didn't see the rest of your friends up there."

"I get it. I'm not meant to be normal."

"But it doesn't mean you can't enjoy normal things too."

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