#I like to ramble

[melody-pearl]

If you had to write Helluva Boss, what would you change?

Get ready for a long ass rant. I’m actually planning on doing a full rewrite of Helluva and Hazbin with redesigns as well. But the major things I would change for Helluva are:

Blitzos and Stolas’ relationship: How they met will be the same as “The Circus” but they actually form a bond. Like, Blitzo is bored from being forced hanging out with Stolas by Paimon but after Stolas shows him his interest for pirates, he immediately becomes interested and they talk and play pirates like little kids do and Stolas falls for him even more. Then after they met again in the timeskip, instead of Stolas getting sexual and Blitzo SA’ing him, Stolas tries talking with Blitzo and telling him how much he missed him and even confesses his love for Blitzo but notices that he is trying to steal the Grimore and decides to make a deal with him that Blitzo could have the Grimore but meets Stolas once a month on the full moon to give the book back and just hang out. They do eventually fuck after a while but they actually both consent. While Stolas actually loves Blitzo, Blitzo wasn’t interested at first but as they continue their relationship, he actually starts slowly gains feelings for Stolas, but due to trust issues and his dark past, he tries to hide it.

Striker: He is going to remain mostly the same, but there are some changes I want to add. First off, he doesn’t make fun of Moxxie for not having much physical advantage like he did in the introduction episode, in fact, he actually gets along with him and relates to him. And second, his plan for stopping the Goetia family and bring equal rights to all creatures of hell will remain, but he won’t be presented as the bad guy, more of a gray area at first, then he realizes that Stolas isn’t like the rest of the Goetias and regrets trying to kill him before.

Millie: As shown in the show, shes just violent and loves Moxxie to death. While that’s great and all, there needs to be more outside of her relationship with her husband. In my version, she very overprotective of those she loves, violent, loves her husband to death, has family issues, sibling rivalry, especially with Sallie May, secretly has self confidence issues, sometimes speaks unclearly due to her verbal problems, on the autistic spectrum, has severe anger issues, and hates being alone. Also, the reason why she hated Chaz so much was because he has secretly cheated on her multiple times and all Millie wanted was someone to truly love her.

Blitzos relationship with Moxxie: It’s mostly the same, but Blitzo doesn’t call Moxxie the r-slur, isn’t ableist towards him, doesn’t SA him, doesn’t threaten to rape him, and actually treats Moxxie better after the events of “Truth Seekers” and even forms a good, healthy bond with him.

Sallie May: I think she’s cool and all but I wished that she had more character since she was merchandised so much. In my rewrite, she’s actually going to be shown as an actual character. She’s going to be shown as confident, high mighty, has a sibling rivalry with Millie but she cares for her and even killed for Millie before.

Stella and Octavia: For Stella, she won’t be shown as a complete antagonist. Stella was arranged to marry Stolas since they were children but she wasn’t a complete monster, though she had anger issues. Stella actually cares for him and Stolas and Stella actually had a pretty good, healthy relationship before he cheated on her. She was heartbroken after that and the reason why she hired Striker to kill Stolas was because the family manipulated her too. For Octavia, everything’s the same, except that in my rewrite, she doesn’t completely forgive Stolas but she doesn’t hate him and Stolas actually improves as a father and he and Octavia slowly start to have a good father daughter relationship again. I know that was a lot. I like to rant so if you want me to share my ideas for my Hazbin rewrite, expect more of my rants.

#helluva boss critique #helluva boss criticism #vizziepop critical #helluva boss #helluva boss redesign #helluva boss rewrite #i like to ramble #i like to rant #stoliz #stella helluva boss #octavia helluva boss #striker helluva boss #blitzo helluva boss #stolas helluva boss #moxxie helluva boss #sallie may #millie helluva boss #paimon helluva boss

[quentintin7]

Would ya look at that boys it's another doodle page

Stanley gets a box of chocolates and he can't just open it bc he doesn't live with normal people

Sidenote: I was listening to a very mixed playlist at the time of drawing this so there's a random evil scientist Auggie in there that isn't going to be expanded upon whatsoever

In honor of gay people I finally did some rough drafts for lovebug au versions of my bastards. (As you can tell I had more inspiration for Stanley than Auggie)

If there's a fandom trend you bet your ass I'm gonna think about it maybe just a little bit.

Also I can't draw flowers very well but the flowers in Stanley's pockets are primroses

#if it isnt apparent #i like to ramble #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #stanley parable #stanley tsp #the narrator tsp #stannarrator #lovebug au #lovebug stanley #lovebug narrator #quens art tag #fanart #doodles

[edeneffect]

The lore implications of twewy are so funny like...

When jesus was nailed to the cross, did he play? could he see the timer since theres like, yknow, holes in his hands.... how did he win on day 3?

how old is kariya? he clearly has enough points to coast for a long while and has been around much much longer than most other people in the story, he mustve died like, forever ago

imaging ur playing the game and you see david bowie or micheal jackson or some shit like ?????????

did hitler get to play?

both games show that you can play and win over and over and keep your levels and stuff so whats stopping you from just like.... winning every time and choosing to play again over and over and over and over

is twewy cannon to every soap-opera bc those fuckers just never die

the crossovers would be insane

#twewy #the world ends with you #ntwewy #neo the world ends with you #i like to ramble

[tyrannuspitch]

@lokiinmediasideblog tagged me to share five songs (thank you!! :D) so here are some i've been listening to recently, in no particular order:

harald foss - dronning ellisiv (put this on the long version of my nordic folk playlist like a year and a half ago and only recently remembered it) (why was i making a nordic folk playlist a year and a half ago? don't worry about it.)

vassa zheleznova - ay (someone i follow recommended this the other day)

a tribe called red - stadium pow wow (this was in the trailer for the new martin scorsese movie)

lindsey stirling - snow waltz (i was repeatedly recommended lindsey stirling literally like eight years ago and have only just got around to listening to her lol)

powerwolf - we drink your blood (silly vampire songs are a fundamental human need)

ummm i'm meant to tag ten of my followers to do the same but eight will have to do. @kidrat @sol1loqu1st @solderlessbreadbird @honeybeeofficial @catilinas @fromthemouthofkings @scalar @aro-caduceus

#you don't have to add commentary i just felt like it #i like to ramble #the phrasing of the original game was 'five songs you actually listen to' but i found that oddly passive aggressive #so it's just 'five songs' in this post. my city now

[cosmic-muses]

I am very annoying about infodumping :(

#i can't help it #i like to ramble #but the textwalls 😔 #adhd #autism #sorry it will happen again

[fellthemarvelous]

Tagged by: @celestialcrowley @agoodpairofsocks @rainbowpopeworld (Y'all are going to be really disappointed to find out how boring I am lol)

Favorite Color: Any and all shades of blue.

Last Song: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Other Stuff I Watched This Year: Good Omens, all things Star Wars, Eureka

Last Movie: Hot Fuzz

Currently Watching: At the moment, nothing. When I turn on the TV again, I'll probably go back to Good Omens. Or I'll watch Hot Fuzz again. Or Shaun of the Dead. Idk.

Shows I Dropped This Year: I think I've officially given up on caring about the MCU.

Currently Reading: At the moment, mostly just fanfiction, but also in the process of starting The Satanic Verses (reading all the banned books I can get my hands on), but I've been having trouble focusing on things as of late.

Currently Listening To: Nothing. The fan next to me. The football game on the TV out in the living room.

Currently Working On: Trying to figure out how to stop being a human disaster at 42. I'm not doing a very good job.

Current Obsessions: Good Omens, Obi-Wan Kenobi, finding as many ways as possible to avoid dealing with life (because the world's on fire and continues to break my heart)

No pressure tags: @shadowsrider-blog @nicgoldomens @chainsaw-raven @kristinsmindinpictures @ineffablymanky

#personal #hi! welcome to my disaster #i like to ramble

[brainkillworddeath]

F.I.S.T is probably my favorite TTRPG just to make characters in like god damn it just kicks my creative juices to overdrive I love it I LOVE TABLETOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES GRAHHHH

#ttrpg #fist #f.i.s.t #jesus #I like to ramble #DnD I barely know er'

[the-unknown-void]

Now I’m just thinking of that “Shephard swap” AU I thought of

(basically swap Adrian and Mitchell’s roles, keep their experiences in Black Mesa the same but Mitchell’s in infinite stasis and Adrian ends up in HDTF)

Might as well go over some of my own thoughts and ideas for it- since the results of this AU really just depend on your view of Adrian, his personality and his abilities. This is just for fun!

First of all, I don’t think Adrian’s gonna “hunt down the Freeman”. At most he might be pissed at Freeman and would kill him if he saw him but he’s not hunting the man down. (Adrian’s face was fucked up by the helicopter crash, not Freeman)

Adrian is superglued to Nick, they shall hold hands platonically (I’ve invented a new ship lmao)

On the other hand, Adrian does not like Adam, or trust him whatsoever. Only begrudgingly accepting his deal to let him in the plan to get out of the city.

Hold on a sec would this mean Colonel Cue, Lieutenant Harvey, and Captain Roosevelt have a chance of surviving since Adrian has no deal with the G-Man promising him “power”?? Brooo

Unsure about this one but: May have been a slip-up or something else causing and unintentionally swap of Mitchell and Adrian- I simply think this would be interesting for Adam considering he had whatever deal with the G-Man where Mitchell was a pretty big part, Adam still beat the heck out of Mitchell before.

This would lead to Adam probably trying to like, push the story along himself. Get confused at the beginning because it was supposed to be Mitchell, trying to convince Adrian to do certain things (like hunt down the freeman) just so they can get the plan back on track.. but it’s just not working.

Adrian is NOT captain, that guy’s had enough of that kinda shit.. that or one of the other people of higher power lived to take on the captain role, who knows.

That’s just some things I’ve thought about, silly little AU idea ya know

#mitchell shephard #Adrian Shephard #hdtf #hdtf au #hunt down the freeman #half-life opposing force #au idea #shephard swap #i like to ramble #I vote for captain harvey #and the void stared back

[thebeesforeleg]

As someone who has hyper fixated on watches and the Life Series I completely respect Scars decision to kill Bdubs mostly based on his answer of “Nokia” when asked about his favourite watch brand. Nokia does actually make watches but they are too ugly and minimalist to be worth mentioning in my opinion.

Both the brands Scar mentions have some beautiful (and super expensive) watches. Breitling has a lot of functional and beautiful watches, Scar mentions The Navitimer, I prefer the Super AVI mosquito, but they are an excellent choice.

If Scar asked me for my favourite watch brand of all time I would be ready. Blancpain, anything from their Fifty Fathoms collection, but especially ✨ her ✨ The Bathyscaphe Quantième Complet Phases De Lune.

She has so many complications, she can tell the complete calendar date, she can tell the phase of the moon, shes readable in the dark and she is usable up to 300 m underwater. She’s also more expensive then I could ever afford.

#watches #hyper fixation #bdoubleo100 #goodtimeswithscar #3rd life smp #I like to ramble

[aroace-poly-show]

(OMORI SPOILERS!!!)

idk if this has been brought up before (it probably has but idc i love this game and i WILL rant whether you like it or not) and if its already super obvious to everyone but me when i first got into the game, but a cool little detail i like about omori is the parallels between aubrey and sunny. specifically, their very similar reactions in an argument under a lot of stress.

sunny had been under a lot of stress on the day of the recital, being unable to get the part right and disliking the violin because of how it took away from him getting to spend time with his friends. under that stress, he ended up throwing his violin down the stairs in the argument with mari. mari, obviously, gets angry (not really blaming her though, it’d be a normal reaction), and sunny, not seeing mari be angry before, gets even more stressed. when she gets in his way when he tries to run, he unconsciously reacts and then as we know, pushes her down the stairs which results in the whole incident. he didn’t want to hurt mari. he never would have wanted to kill her. but he was under pressure and his fight or flight reacted before he could know what he was doing. he just wanted to push her out of the way so he could leave.

aubrey does a really fucking similar thing. she was under stress at the lake. kel’s blaming her and not understanding her, and villainizes her. sunny, who hasn’t left his house in 4. FUCKING. YEARS. suddenly is back out of the blue and had fucking. stabbed her??? out of nowhere during a fight??? goddamn. basil, who she’s already had her issues with, was just screaming for help which is getting her in trouble (and she doesn’t know why he was screaming for help in the first place bc she hadn’t even done anything to him then), is also there, and he’s technically the reason sunny and kel had just fought her in the first place. she’s overwhelmed by all this, and when basil tries to talk to her and gets closer, she reacts and pushes him into the lake. her fight or flight reacted before she could know what she was doing. she wasn't thinking about how he couldn't swim. she didn’t want to push basil into the lake. she just wanted him to go away.

the difference between the 2 of them was that aubrey got so much luckier, with hero coming just in time to save basil. she had her chance to make up for it and apologize to him. she doesn't have to live with the guilt of having actually killed someone. poor 12 yr old sunny never got that lucky.

neither of them meant to hurt someone. neither of them wanted to hurt someone they cared about. they were just under pressure and pushed into a stressful situation. sunny's just ended so, so much worse than aubrey's. (i just feel bad for them both. i love them so much. i want them all to be happy again </3)

(this also feeds into my delusion that aubrey would forgive sunny, at least eventually. bc she did the same thing. she just got lucky. i like to think she'd at least eventually realize that and kind of empathize with him. he never got the opportunity that she got. and what's worse, the poor guy was only 12. </3)

#omori #omori spoilers #bit of a ramble #i love omori #can you tell? /j #marlo's stuff #aubrey omori #sunny omori #i like these parallels lol #my beloveds <3 #i hope this made sense #i like to ramble #but i can't coherently explain my thoughts sometimes

[pinkypride]

If we share a hyperfixation and you dont talk about with me for at least 2 hours straight, I WILL take it personally.

#hyperfixation #it's important to me #fixation #if its more than 3 hours i might fall for you #i like to ramble #rambling

[sugarsquirrelcookie]

Red velvet cooiei

• How I feel about this character: This guy pops in and out of my head from time to time. A super cool design with an A+plus personality to boot. I absolutely like how he can be, dark army commander one moment, lovable dog boi the next. Even multi talented being both a hair stylist and dance choreographer.

• All the people I ship romantically with this character: I actually don’t ship too many cookies with Red. I think the only Red Velvet ship i track is RedRaisin (Red Velvet x Black Raisin).

• Non-romantic OTP for this character: Him and Crunchy Chip are dog friends and you can’t convince me otherwise. These two share a walk route and frequently walk their respective companions together. I also imagine him and Werewolf would get along, with him trying to get Werewolf to not be so afraid of himself and hurting others (would also try to recruit him to the dark side but 🤫).

• Unpopular opinion about this character: Maybe it’s just a me thing but I think him and Pastry work best as foils. I don’t know what it is but RedPastry just makes me feel…weird. Like I don’t hate it but I just can’t get behind it either (If you ship it that’s cool, it’s just not my cup of tea).

One thing I wish would happen: RED VELVET REDEMPTION ARC. Okay but in all seriousness I do hope that he at the very least gets a chance to show cookie kind that not all cake monsters are evil. Or better yet, when or if White Lily finds a way to separate herself from Dark Enchantress, I want them to have at least one canon interaction.



#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #ask game #red velvet cookie #Sorry if this is long #I like to ramble #gendy-endy

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#I'm going to be real with you I think anybody who hates on Will Wood has only heard like thirty seconds of it #will wood #lemon demon #mother mother #jack stauber #sp-rambles #glass animals

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#rambles #if you are a person who is into delicate skills #like lacemaking or printing or sewing #you will know fair well just how non expansive the knowledge online is in comparison to written guides from like the 50s #there was a time where at least one person in the household had to know a constructive skill #but in the modern day there is just less ans less demands for comprehensive guides #library propaganda #im stuck doing an essay rn but bc i have covid i cant go to the library and its totally fucked me #i want to source a lot of the stuff i read irl but i just cant go and get it and theres no online ver

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[hollowboobtheory]

really? another album? didn't she just make one??

#beck rambles #anti taylor swift #not really but i don't feel like getting my head on a pike right now