#I love Tommy being funny

[forecast0ctopus]

star trek is so funny for finding reasons to fit au type situations into canon and giving everyone costumes

#kirk cant drive canon i just think its really funny #he can drive spaceship #star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #star trek tos fanart #spock #mr spock #kirk #captain kirk #jim kirk #james t kirk #i just love drawing suits i think theyre fun <- direct resuly of many years of being ace attorney fan #dont look too close at the tommy guns lol

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

#undertale #hlvrai #hlvrai2 #benrey #tommy coolatta #papyrus #benry #hlvrai benry #sans undertale #sans #undertale sans #undertale spoilers #i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY. #i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard #file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman #we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct) #(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed) #i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly #it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!) #im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like: #they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes #but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man #sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power #they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it #in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss) #Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen” #Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight #anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies #they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

#origins smp #i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅 #beeduo #otubbo #oranboo #beeduo fanart #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye

[bunny-heels]

all i ask for from hl2vrai is that Baaulp enjoys playing Tommy this time

#the bun talks #hlvrai #half-life vr but the ai is self-aware #half life vr but the ai is self aware #tommy coolatta #aside from being the biggest gman enjoyer on the planet i genuinely loved tommy before he was revealed to be his kid #he was really funny and silly and admittedly adorable #and it makes me really sad when i remember that baaulp hated him. like it almost makes me feel guilty #but not in the way of 'oh but how could you hate the character you play'. more of 'i hate that the guy behind him didn't have fun' #i mean clearly he still enjoyed being around his friends and having stupid silly fun together but yknow #idk i hope baaulp will have fun i love the guy

[warpedpuppeteer]

I don't know if it was the audio quality or not but it's so hilarious that Eddie just goes BUCK in such a loud voice. It's giving me 'I'm so cool with my queer best friend I'm so supportive' 😭✋🏽. "You look great together" and he sounds strangled, still talking in a high pitch voice. "Have fun, stay safe!", he probably says as he grins too wide while clutching his forgotten girlfriend's hand tightly.

#idk #it's just funny to think about Eddie being extra enthusiastic to show that he supportive and is A-okay with Buck being bi #but he just makes everything awkward lol #and buck's like what are you doing #and Eddie's like supporting you! #and also I'm a huge fan of Eddie spending his entire date talking about Buck #because he actually so would #mr i learned maths from my gf #also low-key jealous eddie #he'd be like: personally i wouldn't have chosen this place for my first date #and: oh! oh no i would NOT have chose THAT wine buck doesn't even like that one much #and marisol is there like be for real right now #and he's clutching the spoon so hard his fingers are turning white as he cheerily says: tommy's a-he's a nice guy he'd be good for buck #buddie #911 abc #911 spoilers #PLS i NEED unhinged eddie trying to be supportive but also low-key jealous #and keeps doing this until someone points out what he's doing #and he's like WHY AM I LIKE THIS #and someone shakes him like: because you're in love with him! #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley

[mariatesstruther]

okay but wait @bumblepony u GENIUS. you gave me an idea:

mariatommy step up au

in which pro-dancer maria miller is in desperate need of a waltz partner for the american dance championships. to her rescue comes tommy miller, the younger and more troublesome and secretly phenomenal swinging-dancing brother of famous ex swing-dancer, joel miller

guess what i did 😋 i made it long

so we start with pro-dancer maria miller as she wins as many dance titles as she possibly can, trying to prove to her mother that quitting law school for dance was worth it. she’s already been taking home a fuck ton of titles as a ballet and lyrical soloist, but lately she’s been interested in smooth forms of ballroom, like the waltz and tango

a good friend of hers, frank, has been her partner for three months, and they’ve been unbeatable so far. literally every competition she they shows up at, other dancers will groan and rolls their eyes like “aw come on bro this is unFAIR” because they already know who first place is going to: maria motherfucking miller. every goddamn time

then, four titles in and two months away from their biggest competition, frank tragically breaks an ankle doing some stupid gardening shit with bill. and it is exactly that: a tragedy. he’s maria miller’s partner, and now he can no longer be that. he might as well be a dead man

frank makes bill tell maria, both because it was his idea to have sex do work in the garden and because he’s too scared to. when he does, she cusses him out so bad that, for once in his life, he has no grumpy smartass response. maria is fucking pissed—because that entire competition, that title, that trophy is supposed to be fucking hers. they already have the perfect choreography, the perfect costumes, the perfect music, the perfect everything. she’s already made space on her awards wall for the crown, the sash, and three-their trophy. this is a batrayal, frank. how could he do this to her????? how could he?????

but maria miller does not dwell on problems: she fixes them. she has replace bill or withdraw from the competition—which she has never done in her entire life. withdrawing, like losing, is not an option. she needs another partner, and she needs one fast

of course homegirl tess would come through—her best friend, retired fellow dancer, and one of the most reputable talent managers in the region. maria calls tess hoping to get in touch with her ex-partner, joel miller, because she wants only the best. he’s known and respected in the dance world as an amazing swing dancer and phenomenal lead in partner-work—much to her chargrin, unfortunately, he’s not dancing anymore. he’s apparently too busy with a new baby, which—great, beautiful, kids are great—does not help her. maria needs someone available, someone good, and someone now

enter tommy miller 🤠 who maria is at first not even willing to consider, because he’s never danced competitively in his entire fucking life (“are you fucking with me, tess? are you trying to fuck with me? i thought we were past the point of fucking with eachother. i though we were friends.” she says, when tess tells her. she gets an eye-roll in response)

to his credit, tess tells her, he’s been dancing alongside his joel all his life. he’s watched him and learned from him and is apparently just as good—he’s even danced with tess, and he impressed her. this impressed maria. when she asks tess why he hasn’t done anything officially to actually prove himself, tess says he’s “not the competitive type,” which is a major turn-off. maria is more than the competitive type—she’s the competition entirely.

still, tess convinces her to give him a chance. they basically meets blind-date style because tess is just like “dude just trust me trust me TRUST ME. meet him at our studio on saturday and freestyle with him. one song. then tell me what you think”

so maria goes, and she waits. she’s dutifully ten minutes early, as she is to every rehearsal. what would be five minutes before their meet time, she hears the studio doors open behind her and lets herself be only a little pleased that he is early. then she turns around to him—and boy, is she very much so pleased

tommy is broad-shouldered and well-dressed and tall, but not too tall, and well-groomed for a man—especially with one with so much hair. my god, just this man have a beautiful head of hair. as admires him, she also appreciates that (aside from his audaciously hot suede fur-lined jacket and cowboy boots, lord help her), he look’s ready to dance: black loose muscle tank, black breathable joggers, and black sneakers held in his left hand. in his right hand, to her suprise, is a single red rose.

is he fucking with me? she immediately thinks. a rose. a fucking rose?

“what’s that for?”

“uh, the rose? it’s—,” he hesitates, clearly thrown off guard. somehow, with only three measly words, maria notices that his voice is nice and low and gravely and— “it’s for you, ma’am. you’re maria, right?” —southern and sexy and distracting. his voice is far too distracting. it will present problems for her.

“right. i’m maria,” she repeats, mostly to remind herself who she fucking is—maria fucking miller. maria miller, who does not get distracted by tall sexy cowboys at dance rehearsals. “you’re tommy?”

“yes, ma’am.” he has to stop. he has to stop with the ma’am thing. it’s another distractor.

no distractions. she’s at a rehearsal, albiet an unofficial trial one. it is still a rehearsal—one for a competition that she will win.

maria straightens her shoulders, gets her head on straight, and steels her voice to say coldly: “well, tommy, i don’t like flowers. i like trophies. you think you can get me one of those?”

at that, tommy smiles as bright as the sun, white and pearly and perfect. distraction number three. she’s fucked. “i reckon i can,” he says, amused and sure.

“then prove it,” she responds, voice still steely. “let’s dance.”

and they do

for @bumblepony for your amazing writing as always and @marceltheshellwithflipflopson for your loveliness and inspiration and @clickergossip wifey and @ameerawrites miss u baby and @liveandletcry23 MISS U CAT and @hypnotisedfireflies because the work youve been doing with IO????? INCREDIBLE????? its been making me want to get back to writing so bad

all my mariatommy truthers love u guys kiss kiss kiss

#hiatus WHO #hiatus WHERE #maria being a super intense type a dance type who wants NO distractions and NO funny business: 👩🏾‍🏫😤💃🏾 #tommy who is a broad tall sexy distraction that LOVES funny business: 🤠🕺🏽😋 #the way this took me way too long i definitely need to edit and post this #bumble u really did something to me earlier i hope this returns the favor kiss kiss #step up au #idk if this is the plot of step up tbh #i think it counts #tommy x maria #maria miller #tommy miller #tess servopoulos #bill and frank #bill and frank finally being in one of my aus just for me to break franks leg 😭😭😭 sorry bro #tess x joel #there is a joeltess subplot in here somewhere i swear #their dance/love story would be the perfect prequel #and then they get back together in the sequel #OMGGGG #WAIT I CAN MAKE THIS A THREE PARTER IF I REALLY DEDICATE MYSELF #okay might do a dance au weekend #dance tag #tlou #tlou au #the millers #the tipsy bison #joel miller #even though hes not technically in this at all lets tag him for vibes #i didn’t finish my onboarding but i dont care lmfao i got all week

[mondscheinprinzessin]

I just saw the prompt "shhhh, you're getting loud" and now I can't decide if it's funner if it's aleksi/olli being dumbasses forgetting that a curtain on a bus is not a wall or door, or aleks/joonas/joel (or any other combination of friends) playing mario kart in a hotel room and emotions rising high over blue shells and banana peels 😂

Both? Both is good. It's Aleksi/Olli, but the others are included in a platonic way. It's short but I tried to keep it funny.

Olli continued to giggle even as Aleksi kissed down his stomach, expecting another reaction from his boyfriend than him fucking giggling at him.

In response Aleksi lightly bit into the soft part of Olli’s belly, finally getting what he wanted - a surprised moan. Smiling he kissed over the spot, glad to have Olli’s attention on him now. But he should’ve known that it wouldn’t stay at one small moan, already after their first time did he find out that Olli wasn’t a particularly silent lover.

While it was a confidence boost every other time, Aleksi was now worried about gaining attraction from the outside.

“Shhh you’re getting loud.” Aleksi urged Olli to be more cautious but continued to slide his hand into Olli’s underwear. Not the right move to shut Olli up.

Startled his hand pulled back from its destination when the curtain to his bunk bed was pulled back with force, so much so that he was afraid for the hooks that omitted a cringing sound.

Tommi’s face appeared in Aleksi’s vision, the light behind him blinding him so that he had to squint.

“We’re on a bus. I can hear you.”

With those few words he disappeared again but left the curtain open, a clear warning to not carry on with their activity. The bulge in Olli’s underwear was inviting, but Aleksi didn’t dare to make Tommi angry by filling the small space with his boyfriend’s sounds as much as he wanted to. But the bear had spoken.

-

A nice warm shower was all Tommi had needed after the concert. While he wasn’t running and jumping around, playing his drums has left him sweaty enough to leave an imprint on Joel’s shirt after a quick congratulation hug.

But now the water was washing it all away, softening his muscles, and keeping him in a good mood. He caught himself almost humming a song as he switched off the water and grabbed for a towel, even big enough so he could wrap himself in it.

The content smile on his face fell away quickly as he noticed noises coming from the hotel room through the closed door. When he left for a shower Aleksi had been alone in the room. But he wouldn’t dare-

“You will feel so dirty after I’m done with you, you will need a cold shower to feel like yourself again.” He unmistakably heard Aleksi’s words, the implication of him saying that to Tommi’s pure childhood friend turning his brain upside down. He didn’t want to hear any of that.

And he couldn’t believe that Aleksi had invited Olli over for a quicky while Tommi was enjoying a hot shower. It was time for a real lecture.

The door was open in no second and Tommi built himself up in the door frame, trying to look as threatening as he could with only a towel around his hips and water dripping from his hair.

“Aleksi!” He yelled. “Keep your hands- ”

Three pairs of eyes looked at him astonished, none of which belonged to Olli. Aleksi, Joel, and Joonas were sitting on one of the beds, each with a controller in a hand and Mario Kart running on the TV. The music kept running while they all stared at each other.

Tommi has clearly been mistaken, and the situation wasn’t as dirty as he had it believed to be.

“Well. Carry on.” He said and turned to get back to the best spa treatment he would get for a while. He really needed a break; he thought as he closed the door.

#blind channel #prompt adventures #this was funny #I love exasperated Tommi being done with his friends😄 #my fic

[kittenbradensgf]

sooo funny how a year or so ago i was fervently defending the darkling on here who is truly the staple of a YA villain where the villain isn’t even that wrong and now? well im just a full blown tommy shelby stan. it seems that fiction truly is fiction. evil men will stay evil idk. i still love them. morality is whatever. yes i will defend tommy too wdym he killed innocents and was the worst possible husband imaginable.

#still find darkling antis soooo funny #they’d combust if they knew the problematic behaviours i was defending and babygirlifying #people need to stop watching things made for teens i think is the moral #or at least stop taking them that seriously #have fun with it. have a favourite war criminal. a favourite weirdo murderer gang leader man idk #once again requesting all crows stans watch peaky blinders your curse of being obsessed with a terrible media shall be lifted #hmm lets tag this then #the darkling #aleksander morozova #shadow and bone #six of crows #peaky blinders #tommy shelby #tommy i hate you but i love you and i am SO glad that most of the fandom is the same and not strange and puritanical #im not sure if you can be puritanical in the PB fandom though when the source material is. Like That #pointedly ignoring the alpha male sode of it though it does make for a funny image #imagine if people made alpha male darkling edits

[insanityisdivine]

so the reason Ace hasn't toured outside US

is because he doesn't have a passport. Get it back, please!!!!!!

#always funny when he talks about not be compared to KISS yet goes on comparing himself all the fucking time lol #also funny ppl think tommy ever looked like Ace #the delusion!!! #“try to empty my head....sloppy” lol #long live delusional gramps! #nothing deep bout your lyrics lol #notice since that piss comment #he's been mentioning it in every interview #probably never stop #hope one day they could makeup #KISS and makeup if you will #maybe he gotta kiss gene and paul on the lips to make it better lol probably Paul because he didn't mentioned being fine with him lol #would love to see his computers one day #see his design process as such #I also use PS so curious how he works #pls come to my country #i don't wanna go travel like that ever again lol #fascinating listening how intense editing music was back then #really appreciate the work that goes into it #“at this juncture” #also he looks good in this interview #mykissposts #kiss #ace frehley #spaceman #space ace #Youtube #also love the cover art for cherry medicine #kiss ramblings #random ramblings

[risingsunresistance]

the way hypixel players hate youtubers is a really interesting phenomenon to me. it feels like a strange form of affection or something, every player is just your stereotypical "it's not like i like you or anything!"

guy with 10m+ subs enters the lobby and the entire place is telling them they suck and their videos suck and calling them names etc etc. girl statistically you are probably subbed to them. i KNOW you're wearing merch rn

#(i'm wearing merch rn) #this post is specifically about tommy bc of that stream i watched but it happens with all of them #it's really funny jkhfkg #i've been in lobbies with a few red names and i love the ppl in chat who are like ''ugh STUPID RED NONS U SUCK.. ur not special :/'' #someone called one of them out for being jealous once and it turned into a blood bath in chat 😭 #it's fun i love this server #chat

[kerstrel]

i miss 2020 mcyt fandom vibes........

#genuinely i miss being obsessed with the bee duo/clingy duo/bench trio #I MISS BEING OBSeSSED WITH THE DSMP #i wrote and read a lot for them fkdjhgsf #i miss the sbi #don't get me wrong #i still love the creators #(wore my ranboo hoodie yesterday) #but there was something about that time period #it was just magical #thank you wilbur soot tommyinnit tubbo ranboo philza techno foolish #you guys ruined my humour #BUT #now :) now :) now i can look back fondly #watch them grow and support them in their own endeavors #I WILL GO TO A LOVEJOY CONCERT #i will Not make the mistakes tommy made in getting a flat (affectionate teasing) #i will continue to grow and am currently obsessed with grian #hahah that's a funny twist ain't it #also also also the way i was so obsessed with sam :sob: #i loved his streams :] #lil creeper man #but #yeah #i miss 2020 mcyt #looking forward to 2024 though !! #i'll probably be rewatching/reading old fan content #man #... #musings from the beyond

[sophegg]

i love the egg child part of the qsmp so much i just need to put it into words. it’s such a smart idea for how to make sure the server stays active — it’s not an activity requirement, but if you don’t take care of your egg, it will die. theoretically, you could just let your egg die and you can let someone else take care of it when you aren’t free to join. but people fall in love with their little pixel children and then they WANT to be active, it’s not an obligation they have to fill but something their consistently excited to do.

and having the parents be an english streamer and a spanish streamer is such a good way to make sure they all interact with each other across the language barrier. sure, there is some in-game translation to make things easier, but they also end up talking on discord to coordinate childcare and in the screenshots we’ve seen i think it’s so interesting how they’ll often speak the other person’s language rather than just picking one to both use or only using their own. co-parenting also gives them the basis for building up strong and unique relationships between the streamers themselves and their qsmp characters, which would’ve been much harder to develop without being given a starting point given the language barrier.

it’s just so clear how much thought quackity has put into this server and it’s so fun to watch everyone fall in love with their little egg children

#also as a side note the people ahead of time being like ‘this is such a random group of people why did q pick them they aren’t even friends’ #it makes a lot more sense with the egg context #everyone he picked is someone who will be a good parent #their online personas allow for them to be responsible without losing the way they normally act in content #and they’re all the kind of people who take silly things seriously and won’t think it’s funny just to kill other people’s eggs for no reason #like i love tommy and he is great at loving things in minecraft but it would be SO weird to see him be a parent yknow #like it just doesn’t fit with his online persona he’s presenting more mature as he gets older but still #the ‘child’ propaganda is still too strong rn #and regardless of how close quackity currently is or isn’t with dteam and co #i think it’s pretty clear why he wouldn’t want to include anyone who participated in trying to kill micheal b. #it’s not the vibe he was going for with this server #the way that things have played out with the eggs makes it very clear that everyone was well chosen for this server #it’s good content but still lighthearted and filled with love #very long tag rant oops #qsmp #my post

[qprstobin]

One of the reasons I think I'm so opposed to Eddie being Steve's gay awakening, is that I KNOW that Steve and Tommy made out at least once. Like, I don't think that Tommy was Steve's gay awakening either, esp not pre-s1 Steve, but they've definitely at least drunkenly kissed before like come on

#sorry i am on my stommy bullshit today #stommy #steve harrington #tommy hagan #dont get me wrong i love steddie i just dont very often write him as being his awakening #i prefer either jonathan or like in that one hilarious fic where the jazzercise guy was steves awakening #that was so fucking funny #tommy #steve

[thedeadthree]

IOVANNA (hotd) 🔮 // UNA (hotd) 🐍

ALAIA (tlou) 🍄 // VANJA (aot) 🫖

VIOLANTE (dbd) 🕯 // VERUSHA (various) ⚖️

TAGGED BY the dears @nightbloodraelle, @leviiackrman, @corvosattano and @marivenah to make a few loves in this cutest picrew! ty ty! <3

TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @feystepped, @kingsroad, @jendoe, @phillipsgraves, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @chuckhansen, @shellibisshe, @queennymeria, @unholymilf, @florbelles, @confidentandgood, @adelaidedrubman, @leondaltons. @roofgeese, @loriane-elmuerto, @weisshaupts, @aartyom, @arklay, @girlbosselrond, @blissfulalchemist and you!

#only if you want to! 🤍🕊 #oc: iovanna dayne #oc: una nathaira uller #oc: alaia alcántara #oc: vanja tybur #oc: violante valtieri #oc: verusha kuang #UNAA U LITTLE HELLION YOU GODD the green eyes THE WILDFIRE-LIKE COLOR THE CANNIBALS DRAGONFIRE LIKE SHADE THEY POSSESS !!!!! #and iovannas violet eyes and the purple outfit like? these fit so well for them PLEASEE they’re the LOVELIEST <3 #una: ive never done a wrong thing in my life. 🕊💚😌 #aegon: i know this and i love you. ✨🥴 #GODD THEM…!!!!? they’re so! #pov: ur daemy and u are getting 🔮 the look 🔮 for whatever nonsense u just did or say to attempt to woo her ✨🥴 #(funny thing is it works skjsjzjx 🔮💜😵‍💫) #tommy come get your wife she’s pouting that she got blood on a vintage 2003 juicy jacket and u had to lend her yours 🤎🥴 thanks beloved! #(LISTENN the jacket is blue ik but the brown worked with her aesthetic aksjzxh ✨😖) #vanja in marley looks ✨😒🤍 how soon can she leave levi home is NOT where the heart is ✨😖 #(though who is she kidding her home is standing next to her but admitting that she’ll eat rocks skzjjx ✨😵‍💫) #( WELL WHEN YOU WORRY ABOUT HIS WELL BEING HALF (ALL) THE TIME AND CHASTISE FOR NEAR FATAL INSTANCES it’s hard to fool anyone babe! ) #local medic and aristocrat on the run will have gray hairs before she turns thirty bc of l*vi a*kerman more @ 11 #vio here to remind the general public that blood rituals require blood! who knew! sksjzj it’s for a good cause (saving vitos behind again!) #verusha will likely have 3 verses if things are going the way i planned them <3 (a h*eroes r*ise / m*cu / and maybe something else?) #there was something else and i cant remember to save my life ✨😖 (im thinking m*cu wise she would be a lovely mirror to chiara?) #leg.tagged #leg.ocs #t: picrews

[valentinesparda]

me doing the marriage thing with noah is very funny because the only reason I got here is that I slowly crawled my way through the stages of feelings that I go through which is typically making fun of them -> saying I like them and playing around with the idea of shipping with them but doing so in a self-deprecating way e.g. I'm not worthy of being happy so I'll dance around the subject -> waiting a year or longer to finally feel comfortable with saying I like them and that my feelings are valid -> rearrange ship lore to be more self indulgent and sometimes the very last step is to marry them so congrats noah you've gone up in the world (become fake husband)

#i just go through the five stages of grief with selfshipping LEGITIMATELY. #so now im like. going back into effies lore and figuring out where their relationship sits with vayne #which will be elaborated on in a bit (probably tomorrow morning) because no matter what if noah and effie are secretly wed or publicly wed #vayne will be soooo fucking seethy and still 'pining' after effie #but now its a matter of how long did noah and effie know eachother before they decide to elope. how long have they been wed. #need the details #bc it took vergil and gabriel like almost 30 years to tie the knot and aubrey and tommy was like 8. #so. you know. ill think about this tomorrow and maybe between brainstorming stickers ill write a little fic #i really do genuinely think that drace would love noah as her brother in law. they seem to be close in the game #i mean close enough to ship them together. i dont for obvious reasons but some people do and thats okay #bumping up effies age to 30 since im almost 30 and it makes the age gap between noah and effie not as weird (noah is 36) #im just. wehh. #next ill say caius and rowan are married for real just watch. maybe. idk. i think it would be funny if they did marry #like before ro gets hit with the crystal beam and in the early days of caius being yeul's guardian #so like TECHNICALLY even through space and time because its just ro being reincarnated or broken out of crystal #theyre still married in the eyes of the lord (etro) and caius fumes about it but ro forgets #THIS ISNT ABOUT THEM THOUGH FORGET YOU SAW ANYTJING #val.txt #otp: to be alone

[mariatesstruther]

okay so im writing a little bit of the personal chef tommy x famous lawyer maria au and theyre just so funny when they finally get together i love them. quick text conversation, right after they first get together

Tommy: Hey baby quick question

Tommy: Are you allergic to latex

Maria: no why

Maria: for condoms?

Tommy: ????

Tommy: No! for GLOVES

Tommy: I’m teaching you how to make clam chowder tonight and we wanna keep those pretty nails clean

Maria: oh lol okay

Maria: you’re sweet. no allergies. thank you

Maria: gtg meeting starting

Tommy: Knock em dead baby

Tommy: btw not to be too forward but should I also pickup some condoms

Maria: not too forward. yes 🫶🏾

Tommy: Have a good meeting

#idk why this conversation is rlly funny to me #i keep going back to this part of the draft and kicking my feet #tommys contact name for maria is mi cielo #marias name for tommy is home/hubby #also just love the idea of high profile lawyer being a shit texter and a shit cook #homegirl knows how to take care of business and clients not houseplants #maria miller #private chef au #tlou au #tommy miller #maria x tommy #my writing