#I was gonna wait to post the whole thing

[shoesofthefishermanswife]

book accurate bite wound placement okay!!

[I.D. A drawing of Carmilla and Laura from Carmilla (1872). They are laying down and Carmilla is touching a bite wound on Laura’s breast. Laura is naked and Carmilla is in a victorian nightgown. Both have their hair in ringlets. Carmilla has blood dripping out of her mouth. The left side of their bodies fades into deep red shadow. End I.D.]

#carmilla #this drawing is so funny bc i started it in the summer and then got so busy #so there are so many things about it i would love to fix if i had time #but i’ll never post it if i keep waiting for it to have a better foundation #and the decication to 1860s fashion accuracy wavers- yes carmilla’s hair is a classic 1860s updo but why is she wearing a daytime style?? #but there are also so many parts i worked hard on and i’m proud of #also yes she’s naked i was gonna draw a whole background with bedsheets but um. that sounds hard and i don’t want to #🫣 #my art #<- more stuff in this tag soon hopefully??

[captainofthetidesbreath]

me and @essektheylyss right now in the DMs speculating on what's happening in Midst and trying to piece the dots together (this is LITERALLY not an exaggeration for once)

#Midst things #we're absolutely losing it and if anything in the next two episodes ticks off certain boxes I'm writing up a whole fucking thing #I have a small bit of it that CAUSED this Pepe Silvia spiral we're both in I'm posting tomorrow #but as for the whole spiral..... I'm gonna wait a couple of episodes to see what happens before committing it publicly #but GOD we're just BIG STRESS EMOJI

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Oh so when you're in love with a cannibalistic serial killer sadomasochist who openly admits to helping people just to get the opportunity to push them into failure and suffering 'cause he thinks its funny, its cool and normal and just basic Tumblr Sexyman shenanigans BUT WHEN I'm in love with a gangster murderer, rapist, sex trafficker who drugs people and is a narcissistic stalker I'm suddenly endorsing abuse and am bad wow ok

#cant wait to deeply regret posting this #have we considered that angel is just ungrateful #maybe he doesn't deserve to be val's victim if he's gonna act that way #you got a whole psycho all to yourself and don't even appreciate it wow #this is a joke btw #i mean the sentiment that you shouldn't bully ppl over fiction characters is real but ya know #me a sex repulsed asexual: god sure do love that rapist #there has to be a connection between the whole being asexual and into cnc thing i got going on #hi welcome to my val aplogisim club theres nothing here but the potential for online harassment and a select few good fics #the alastor saves angel from val fics are never not funny to me cuz like guys al is just as bad as val just in a different way #my main reason for liking val so much is that he looks cool and moths are cute and also he can't see or count well #hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #proship

[super-paper]

Tomura: so like, hero and villain names used to be given to people by their sworn enemies in the old days— like, you know, probably around the time period that sensei grew up in. Not that that’s relevant or anything. Anyway, people also started using hero and villain names to hide away parts of themselves and create alter egos— and that’s part of the reason why so many people have trouble distinguishing fact from fiction and treat this world like it’s a comic book. None of that applies to me though! So I don’t need a villain name lol.

Me:

#tomura i love you but for the love of god 😭 #self awareness level zero strikes again #mha spoilers #god the whole renaming ceremony continues to be one of the most fucking insidious things abt tomura’s past and no one talks enough abt it #i have all the ammunition i need for the big hero/villain name post i’ve been wanting to write now at least #tho part of me wants to wait for afo’s name reveal bc im 99% sure he’s gonna freak when someone finally calls him by it

[lupucs]

Gosh I love your art!

But uh whats your favorite deltarune ships?

Thank you so much!! Oh gosh, you really caught me off guard with this one hah!

Well, uh I think it should be pretty obvious which ships I like by now...

It's clearly-

It-

It's obviously...

THOSE GUYS!

#i mean look at them #theyre so adorable together #i mean geez cmon theyre h*lding h*nds what isnt there to love #literally relationship goals fr #ok in all seriousness though there are a couple other dynamics i enjoy besides the royal guards #im just gonna go ramble in the tags hoping i wont get crucified for my takes heh #i think it should come as no surprise that i enjoy the dynamic of a certain reindeer and a certain purple dino-like monster #i am really excited to see where this will go in the next couple of chapters #im pretty laid back as far as other ship dynamics go; i enjoy seeing em even when my brain doesnt immediately go “i ship it” right away #theyre still cute and i am very easily swayed into shipping things so who knows how well this post will age #ok nvm actually i also lowkey ship asgore and rudy ngl i reread the undertale alarm clock dialogue and it was just a little cute ok?? #there are a ton of dynamics i enjoy as friendships tho; such as susie/kris; berdly/noelle; susie/lancer; catti/jockington and ralsei/kris #i am aware ralsei and kris had the boat ride thingy together but i am still waiting to see what happens next #since the game isnt finished yet some things i mentioned here might change after i get the whole picture #i mean there are like 5 more chapters to go so a lot of stuff might happen and grow into something else who knows lol #lupucs spam over #ask #anon #lupucs chats

[missingn000]

#T___T every time i look at the tears of the emperor outline im like...man.... #my progression: #''ok i'll be happy if i can keep it under 30k--'' #''no wait i'll be happy if i can keep it under 40k--'' #''ok but as long as i keep it under 50k--'' #this thing's just gonna be as long as its gonna be.at this point #maybe i should split it into two chapters?? i know where a natural pausing point would be but #i already said in my last a/n that the sad stuff would be in next chapter #technically i would truly prefer to post the whole thing at once but word count is a little bit scary scary #thoughts....pls share....im stressing just a little over here #tpg

[irlwakko]

okay I used to think the scene where CB played Heart and Soul for Beethoven was kind of cute but like. now that I think about it. cb that’s kind of embarrassing

#he’s literally a piano GENIUS playing piano is his WHOLE THING!!!! cb what are you DOING!!!!! #dog sees god #the thing that made me realize this was the push scene from Barbie #also this post is like a half-joke #I have thoughts about this scene as a metaphor in the narrative but those are gonna have to wait for a different post #I have to microdose my dogseesgod-posting or the world will explode or something. sorry #also mutuals who don't know what dog sees god is and see this are gonna be Confused

[puthyflapps]

Swifties prove everyday that they’re the dumbest people on the internet and that’s really saying something cuz I’ve dealt directly with blarkes

#1) swifites always being racist toward Beyoncé #2) swifities doxxing a Palestinian girl and sending her info to the IDF cuz she said that there were better options for Time’s PotY #3) swifites beefing with North West – a literal child – cuz they thot she “shaded” Taylor #4) swifites commenting snake emojis on Kim K’s insta posts thinking they’re doing something other than driving up her engagement and lining #her pockets #t swift #also these are all just annoying things I’ve seen happen TODAY #I cannot wait until we are released from whatever govt psyop we’ve been under for the past few years cuz I’m over this endless string of #swift propaganda 🔫🔫🔫 it’s literally insane and no matter how many times I block people or hit not interested in posts I am still forced to #see shit about her like it is never ending and it’s so fucking exhausting like the way white women in particular make being a swifite their #whole personality is so embarrassing!!! THIS EOMAN CANNOT SING YALL!! AND IM TIRED OF BEING NICE AND SAYING SHE HAS DEVENT SONG WRITING #SKILLS CUZ SHE DOESNT!! EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST!!! SHE CANNOY SING AND HER LYRICS ARE THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF WATTPAD FF! #I am so tired of this bullshit and I used to be able to find reprieve in football but no more!! cuz her and her annoying cult have #infiltrated that too like this shit is annoying and I feel like I’m going crazy cuz she’s everywhere and not in an organic way. In a very #strategic marketing capitalistic way and I love The Wilds but I hate how the fandom has like woven TS into everything there too like #I think I’m gonna commit a crime. I think imma toss someone through a brick wall cuz I’m losing it

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

#look.. I've never been an apple girly and i doubt i will be bc i hate how they run things #..... but the whole ikevil stalling thing has been an extra layer of annoyance frfr #anyway here's their sneak peak pv thing for those interested in the en prologue #I'm just gonna wait for if/when we get to play it #atp im just too annoyed to care anymore #and the new silvio story is like $100 in ikepri? so yeah just.. fuck it all #my post 📫 #sourced content #just feelin tired as shet fam #ikevil #ikemen villains

[yugul4r]

mob doodles bc I’m lazy and my way of coping is imagining multiple sequel seasons were I get to b self indulgent

they’re in high school already we’re on season 6 bro trust me

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #I’m not tagging all that ppl aren’t even gonna see it #also random Spanish that I won’t translate bc #again #I’m lazy #I’ve spent the last week thinking abt mobs parents but it doesn’t show up here #I already have a whole love story for the #true insanity #also EMIII #I love emi #she should’ve been in the show more #ok I’ll shut up #maybe I should just start making text posts lmao #wait one last thing #that high school mob was sentences as ‘too cool to b mob’ by my brother #but I am a firm believer of cool guy mob #he has it in him #trust #I should make emi a whole page… #I read part of the anthology and she’s great #OK SILENCE

[48787]

New Transmission The fucking Scientific Instrument Class Pseudocons apparently developed what they're calling "Hetero Sapience" and are corrupting the brainmodules of the non-Pseudo 'cons around them by using annoying xenophilosophy words. Soundwave tells me they're 'Greek' and 'Latin' words, apparently. Cool, I guess? Anyway, if you see any SI Class 'cons causing... issues, just try your hardest to turn your brainmodule off before you start getting infected with their weird lingo, alongside all the other issues pertaining to letting the SI Pseudocons transmit data into your brainmodule in their own weird ways. Thundercracker, on a bet with Starscream, tried to get into an argument with one of them and his head literally exploded when it started talking about Alpha Trion's "Mythological Origins" in its weird dialect. He's mostly fine, CR Pods are working at 'peak' efficiency, but the facial reconstruction is apparently impossible due to some kind of corruption. I thought it was just some weird prank but there weren't even any scorch marks or anything. Just exploded. So yeah, just avoid optical contact and auditory contact to the best of your ability and you should be fine. Otherwise, try to force-shutdown your brainmodule if you can. Shockwave is working on a cure right now, mostly because I know he had something to do with this in the first place so he's going to be the one to fix it. He probably wanted a greater justification to do that weird data-transfer idea he mentioned previously. But it also explains the weird Thunderwing hypotheticals he's been asking me lately... Can I go one fucking cycle without someone trying to "Perfect Thunderwing's Work" or whatever other idiotic drivel that I keep finding our limited energon reserves siphoned into?? It's not even a Shockwave thing, it's like every damn Cybertronian these days thinks they have the "Missing piece of the puzzle" or whatever. In fact, Shockwave might be doing this as a weird threat against the other R&D 'cons to cement himself as the one and only Decepticon "Allowed" to have resources wasted on projects like that. Ugh, now that I think about it, that's probably a correct assumption and he's probably gonna expect me to thank him for it later. Ugh, and he's probably literally right. Ugh. At least his repairs both to himself and to his lab seem to be mostly complete so further research into the SI project should hopefully come along a little faster. Both Shockwave and Soundwave think the SIs could potentially be used as some kind of specialty weapon, but we'll have to see how they work on sparkless lifeforms, like biological lifeforms or xenomechanical lifeforms. The SIs don't seem to corrupt each other, but Shockwave keeps reaffirming that they're not "Sparkless Lifeforms" because they "were never lifeforms to begin with"... but I think he's trying to hide something. Usually Soundwave is the one to pick up on that kind of technological obfuscation, but he actually agreed with Shockwave and offered to send Ratbat to try to work out exactly what each "sapient" SI is now capable of on a personal level. We could have just had regular Cybertronians aboard to fill the role SIs fill. I would've preferred K Class to fill any role an SI could fill in all honesty!! But no, constructing cold wasn't enough, we just had to try to learn how to "Construct Frozen" and the "Absolute Zeroes" just had to be put on my ship. Whatever. I've probably said too much already. This was supposed to be a warning for my ship crew, but it's looking like it'll end up being transcribed on the golden disk as well so when this new Scientific Instruments of Destruction project backfires in some absurdly bombastic way there will at least be something remaining that says I was right. End of Transmission

New Transmission Okay so I was right, but so was Shockwave and Soundwave. Or, well, they were right just enough to make sure the backfire is postponed for at least another handful of cycles. Ratbat is still in CR from the investigation, but the cure Shockwave developed seems to be effective and Thundercracker is out and aiding the repair effort. Shockwave is now in contact with one of the SIs digitally and the other few are... integrating due to the personal efforts of Soundwave. I suppose now would be pertinent to mention not all the SIs developed the "Hetero Sapience" condition, many of them are safe for interaction. Soundwave is also currently monitoring their presence, Ravage is tasked with the regular SIs and Laserbeak is tasked with the "Sapient" SIs. Shockwave probably knows exactly what caused this event but he is preoccupied with the one he no doubt is either indoctrinating or ruthlessly interrogating. Report to Soundwave if you see any suspicious behavior, he has been working very hard to ensure the SIs have their purpose clearly defined (And closely monitored). And, Starscream, stop trying to convince the SIs that you are the leader of this ship. Not only have the majority of your efforts been wasted on subsentient automata, the only one you have actually found who possesses the ability to truly listen to you immediately came to the bridge to complain about you. They were the first sapient SI I communicated with directly and it was because they felt the need to complain about you. I almost feel embarrassed for you. Come back to the bridge so you can apologize to it or so I can teach it how to laugh at you. It's practicing right now actually! This moment of chaos should hopefully be largely under control now, the actual "population" of Scientific Instrument Class Pseudocons was actually quite fewer than initially expected due to an indexing error incorrectly labeling certain shells as SI class. At the very least, we have some more specialty warriors because of it all. End of Transmission EOF

#yippie peace through tyranny!! #nemesis posting #Decepticon High Command Slice of Life rambles #Matrix Visions #I like this “chat” font I think it's cool #spacebridge still needs more time in the oven unfortunately #I'm also procrastinating on that because I can't seem to wrap my head around guestmount but do not want to send backup files one at a time #wegh. It'll get done. Eventually. #I'll have so much more bullshit once I actually finish the damn comic my wife radically altered my life with hehehe #I cannot wait to start posting about Alpharius Trionicon. He's the fucking worst if you couldn't tell by name alone and I love him so much #Anyway I just had a very specific joke/pun in my head in the shower then it turned into a whole *thing* like it usually does. #I usually don't explain shit but the shower idea centered around getting the SI acronym to work for hyper specific jokes. #Still can't decide if I want to lock in on “Scientific Instrument” because it fits *so well* for *so many reasons* #But “Synthetic Intelligence” is more generic in a more understandable way... Eeh.. It's a little *too* generic. “Instrument” is cooler. #Once my wife helps me understand her lil fucker more I'll come up with an even shitter joke using “Y/N” so I can do Y/N x SI x SI bullshit! #Oh! The matrix triune project is coming along slowly as well!! I think I mentioned that microphone project once or twice now hehe #I'm gonna make so many shitty covers of songs once I get the soundproofing to start focusing on vocal training stuff #It's been quite a fun time aboard the nemesis!! There's so much to “Blog” about that it's hard to really know when to start *or* stop hehe! #And the fact that all these projects are all interwoven is so fucking wonderful!! I FINALLY feel able to fully grasp my own focus!! #My brain is like a particle collider for certain interests now. I can reliably just.. Spit things out and tie it into the other interests! #It's sometimes exhausting but in such a new way. Like a relieving exhaustion? #Still figuring that part out!! #Anyway that's enough personal project vagueposting I should really be getting back to work hehe this was fun

[todayisafridaynight]

still obsessed with how whenever you look up nakai you just get adachi front and center instead of arakawa or like. anyone he's actually played

#snap chats #im never mad about seeing adachi tho.... hello old man... #this isnt even to talk about the gorgeous cover picture they use for him. why the fuck is he on a horse looking like shakespeare #anyways i just got done watching a nakai movie- 'Hit Me Anyone One More Time'- i started a month back but forgot to resume #i was actually gonna post a cap from the movie since nakai was in a cute frilly apron and i was bouta make an arakawa joke #BUT let's just wait for me to draw it lbr LMAO #movie was cute if you were wondering... nakai plays as japan's prime minister Keisuke Kuroda who used to be a major dickwad #but after getting hit in the head with a rock he has a real Phineas Gage moment and does a whole 180 #it was lowkey real cute cause like. kuroda's just Confused 70% of the time but he's also really earnest and trying to be good #and he loves his wife. a lot. i mean his wife hated him for most of the movie but its ok they're cute at the end #this movies cute. weird to say about a movie about a politician but its true #since im weening off my tsutsumi binge im legally allowed to say its funny how they both played men named keisuke #it's really not common that i see names repeated- like in american films its common to run into 'bills' and 'toms' and that sort of thing #but its rare that i see a name pop up more than once in jp media. i mean unless it's sega and 'makoto' then jesus fucking christ ENOUGH #THATS ENOUGH MAKOTOS #anyway im going to bed. bye

[thebroccolination]

I started watching GAP yesterday and when I say the opening credits left me dazed.

Like:

Christmas isn’t until Sunday 😭

#mobile app only let me post ten but the entire cast makes my heart sing #bl like ‘we know one woman and it’s our mom/het cis lady friend’ #except sotus who had a whole lesbian #and bad buddy for TWO lesbian #in a parallel universe we got manaowdel #please let this be the start of a gl wave #i beg i plead #sapphic simping is all i want for 2023 #gap the series #sammon #are people using that tag for the writer too aldkkdjf #monsam #there we go #wait i forgot to give credit to not me for nuch and namo and eugene as canon queer ladies #oh and dark blue kiss had a whole lesbian too #i’m gonna keep remembering things aren’t i

[rovermcfly]

when pleck found out C-53 is only the cube and not the frame, when Pleck realised that after Dar ripped C-53's frame apart they can save him if they find a new frame for the cube, when Pleck didn't know how to properly carry or store the cube but just knew it was important to keep it safe, when Pleck told C-53 he's beautiful in every frame, when Pleck implicitly gained a unique perspective and love for C-53 after handling the cube, when Pleck understood without even knowing the full story that C-53 loves being a boat, when Pleck asked C-53 every time he got a new frame how he feels in it, when Pleck... when the cube... when.. he...

#I know I'm writing an essay about the whole cube and body ordeal #but that's not gonna stop me from making incoherent posts about it along the way #when evil!C-53's whole thing was resenting the crew for ''killing'' him by leaving his cube in the ripped apart body..... #and it reinforced that Pleck literally and figuratively saved C-53 just bc he wouldn't stop asking questions and learned abt the cube #when C-53 who has nothing but bad memories about leaving and being left behind *wasn't* left behind and it ultimately allowed him to heal #when Pleck cared so deeply about C-53 even tho he only knew his FA-controlled and programmed personality #wait I'm just continuing the post now hang on I got too many feelings in me again #pleck's unwavering and unconditional caring and love being the key to heal C-53's decades of very specific issues and fears...... #crying in the club tonight about the robot and the tellurian #mission to zyxx #pleck-53 #pleck/53 #I forgot what my own ship tag was

[koko2unite]

#i took a nap right after work #just woke up #and now im super dizzy #aaaaaa #u know that tumblr post that says the pain isnt painful its just annoying #thats what situation im in atm #im gonna post art soon #originally i wanna wait out the shadowban on twitter to be cleared #so i can post on everything all together #but its been a month and its still not cleared #twitter also no longer replying to my email and tickets #so i gave up #im just gonna post and if twitter censor it again im gonna start over ig #i hope yall stay with me while that whole thing happening #this gif looks like wild sex

[emma-d-klutz]

We talk about fictional crushes on the fictional crush website, yes, but you ever think about how you can feel infatuated with a book itself? (Or a video game and probably loads of other media forms.) Like damn you’re somewhere else, and you’re just thinking about when you can get out of it and go back to that plot point you left off on. Stomach flipping. Head rushing. And when you get to it, you’re so excited it can almost wrap back around to wanting to avoid it. Jittery, trying to sink into it. But once you do oh my god once you do it’s like you’ve suddenly remembered life is good. Just holy fucking shit. A good story that you’ve been briefly torn away from feels like a crush the strength of which I have rarely ever experienced. Why don’t we freaking talk about this more? I mean I guess it’s an understood thing. 

#i'm having Feelings and you're all gonna hear about them #this is what happens when you wait FOUR MONTHS for a copy of a book that has notoriously made people feral for 2-3 decades by now #the hype just eats your whole brain and it's cooked in a fever #and you struggle to focus on other things #ok all of the tags 'yous' are specifically me but the post 'yous' are general i think