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so apparently “asexual reproduction” is no longer the preferred scientific term, so if anyone makes a sponge joke or whatever just scream “IT’S AGAMETIC KNOW YOUR SCIENCE” and throw a textbook at them

#new ace identity just dropped

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TERRIBLE NEWS(or good news idk)ITS 2AM AND THE SHIP HAS BEEN DERAILED. I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE A SCENE WHERE ANGEL NONSEXUALLY KINDA DOMS ALASTOR WHOPS

Great news: at least 300 words of my currently 6k cnc fic is just Alastor petting Husk and then Husk being a tsundere about it

#al finding out he can get nonsexualized deep touch and also ordered around #husk: why am i so mad about this #i don't understand how this happened tbh #like originally al and angel were gonna lowkey hate each other #but i guess i cant help my love for the classics™ when it comes to ships #it always ends in polycules damn it #however husk and alastor are both stupid and sorta oversexualize Angel's behavior despite him being incredibly normal about everything #fic wip #my fic

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Young overlords ready to paint the neighborhood red.

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cannibal town details

cannibal baby??

this dog looks like he belongs in hell tbh

girl what IS this

conjoined twins

shrunken head keychains and some other products

yum! blood and the suit's bowtie is a lil bone

500 piece puzzles

i swear hell has (1) interior designer why does everyone have this same style of wallpaper it's so similar to the hotel's

in rosie's room she has a picture facing down (maybe of her and frank?) while literally giving charlie relationship advice

why does this cannibal get a nose

there are a surprising number of lil heart designs in cannibal town, like this one girl's eyes and lipstick and the boy's buttons

lucifer's somewhere clutching his chest in horror and he doesn't know why also lmaoo his drink is blood with a lil eyeball instead of ice

her fan has those lil eyes on it

what ARE those

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Vox doodles! 📺

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Inside you there are 2 wolves. The first wolf is white and writing a 500 word essay explaining why ur opinion on Alastor's hair exists and the other wolf is writing so much stupid shitty porn

#me writing the notes for my fic before i finish the fic like #anyway #do u like the way my outline is set up lol #fic wip #cant tell if im being annoying by over explaining myself or not

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

#remember the time a politician claimed japan was trying to hinder americans cuz if u googled mob u got mob psycho #and then one-sensei liked a tweet about it #hysterical #i can't this country lol

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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#final fantasy crystal chronicles

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World's most beautiful girl looks at you with her huge autistic eyes while she stings you to death

#my sinnersona #god i love ants #they're so upsetting but very cute

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Husk calls Al "baby" in the sexy/romantic way and Alastor calls Husk "baby" the way u do when u come home from work and see ur cat and go "omg!! hi bby!!! my lil bby!!!!"

Great news: at least 300 words of my currently 6k cnc fic is just Alastor petting Husk and then Husk being a tsundere about it

#also me comparing Alastor's voice to what having a concussion feels like lol?? #you guys ever lay on someone's chest and get really emotional listening to their voice #i used to lay on my mom as a kid and its really embarrassing to like ask for that now as an adult #nostalgia is a very upsetting emotion for me lol i get very stressed when i remember the brief moments of comfort i had as a kid #anyway i think Al would sound nice when laying on him #back in my day if u wanted asmr u had to lay on someone's throat #this fic is very unhinged do not let these scenes trick u lol #fic wip #my writing

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I suddenly had the urge to sketch Vax, the VoxVal fan kid from twitter

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MY BOY

#MY HUSBAND #HE RETURNS

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Great news: at least 300 words of my currently 6k cnc fic is just Alastor petting Husk and then Husk being a tsundere about it

#husk's ears are now phallic imagery #husk bypasses al's aversion to touch cuz he's a cute lil kitty and not like a Guy™ #though angel is very fluffy he is however too much of a person for al to be into it #anyway #expect more petting #also i may have caved to the fluffy al propaganda #also i keep accidentally foreshadowing #fic wip #my fic #my writing #the roofie fic™ #radiohusk

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HELLO PEST CONTROL!!! 📞😵‍💫💕!?!?!!!!

#ah yes #the 'women aren't funny' brothers #i love them so much

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Don't underestimate how much energy Alastor has. And a drawing of Alastor info dumping on Vox based on the meme.

It's too bad Alastor is hiding the majority of texts he's saying... maybe it's for the best.

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So, there's this really incredible appleradio fic, 'Bedtime Rituals To Try Out Before The Next Angelic War', that I've now read twice at least twice....it's living rent free in my head accompanied by lots and lots of amazing imagery! I had to draw this scene to express my love for the great Lucifer and Alastor interactions in it (and to try and do justice to the way the Hotel is actually kinda sentient here, and rocking a whole lotta personality!)

The author is @miribalis I believe (if you see this, I hope you like it and please know that your fic is one of my all-time favs at this point! It's one of my go-to comfort reads at this point and I've been collecting those for a couple decades, so that's saying something!)