#I would read 500000 fucking words of this

[thebitchesterbrothers]

What if Roderick Burgess wasn’t able to imprison Dream and instead kidnapped that mysterious man people in certain circles started talking about in hope of figuring out how to summon the lord of dreams?

Hob Gadling, the soldier who always seemed to know a bit too much about medieval history and who inexplicably survived fatal battle wounds. Who never even bat an eye when listening to stories of the occult or magic but started to rant when someone praised Shakespeares work. Who looked suspiciously like one of the men from an age old sketch talking in a tavern…every hundred years.

Hob Gadling, the king’s consort of the Dreaming.

Imagine the blinding fury of Dream when Roderick Burgess takes his husband away from him.

#I would read 500000 fucking words of this #I’m a sucker for protective dream and unbothered Hob #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #the sandman #dreamling fic ideas

[royalty-subway-headcanons]

Well. I am writing this because of an impulse of idiots of mine that gave me there at 6 in the morning, I apologize if this is not understood why I speak Spanish and I usually read all the things on Tumblr with the Google translator so if you do not understand my message is the fault of my translator, it is also my first time asking something so if I do it wrong I also apologize Ah what was coming, how would the twins react ah a s / o (I think that's the way to refer to the Reader, I really don't know what it means) that he is a fan of fairy-type Pokémon, and one day he comes out of nowhere with a backpack full of approximately 30+ pokeballs, which have the same pokemon, Alcremie I apologize if this is not understood

Oof. No worries, I can understand what you’re trying to ask. (I won’t blame you for using a translator, I tend to use it too when I’m reading stuff from another language. ;w;)

Actually, I think s/o basically means “significant other”, which would refer to a partner of some kind. It could be the reader or something else (like an OC). But I feel like people in this blog use s/o as the reader.

I know there’s two other terms like s/i and y/n. I think s/i just means “self insert” and y/n is “your name”. (I just realized that I could’ve used y/n in my writing dialogue, but I’m too lazy. Y/n hates their family and they’re a demi-God anyways-)

Sordward

He was so confused, it’s like opening someone’s room and expecting it to be a regular room, but all you see is 500000 Alcremies all over the place and leaving the room.

Like. Okay, he gets it. You’re a big fan of fairy-type Pokemon. But maybe this is a bit too much, my man-

He probably asked you why, like what’s the point in having so many Alcremies? Are you trying to shiny hunt for one or something?

He probably came to either two conclusions. One, you really like Alcremie. Two, you wanted to train an army of Alcremies for some kind of war.

But hey, he still enjoys being around them and playing with them. Like, he’ll admit. They’re adorable. And he finds it a bit funny that they have different forms.

Shielbert

He finds it adorable. He just thinks Alcremie is an adorable Pokemon in general. But maybe this is more “chaotically adorable” since you have like 30+ pokeballs of them-

It’s probably going to be one of those situations where he’s completely surrounded by these Alcremies. And he didn’t win the war against them. He just couldn’t.

He probably just ended up on the ground, being surrounded by these things. The Alcremies are probably trying to climb on top of this man to assert their dominance.

He’s clearly too weak to fight them off, so please help this man. He’s begging you at this point to help his ass from this madness-

But all that joke aside, he legit loves all of your Pokemons. Or in other words, this Alcremie disaster you created. He even plays with them at times.

Emmet

Okay. First, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS? AND WHERE CAN HE GET THEM? THEY’RE SO CUTE AND SHIT.

He wants to kidnap every single one of these things. It’s not like the Pokemon police can stop him, but a five-year-old can-

But at first, he probably mistaken these things as actual food, not to say that he tried to eat one. But it was probably a close call. (I mean, it’s made out of whipped cream-)

He probably gives the Alcremies a bunch of stuff, depending on what form they have. Like, he’d give a bunch of strawberries to a vanilla cream Alcremie.

Please let this man carry at least ONE of these things to work. He promises that he’ll give it back to you. It’s just that he really likes them.

Ingo

I mean, he can understand that you’re a fairy-type fan. But this is probably going a bit too far- (You nearly have a billion of these things)

I mean, yeah, they’re cute. But what’s the point in bringing a bunch of Alcremies into a region that doesn’t have any of its kind?

But eh. It’s whatever at the end of the day. If you and the Alcremies want to invade his office while he’s doing his job. Then he can’t stop you.

He might play with at least one of them whenever a single Alcremie has the goal of meeting him face to face. Like he’s a scary man, so they’d be brave to talk to him.

He would be interested in the fact that they have different forms. He might even try doing research regarding it (or asking you), for the fun of it of course.

#pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon black and white #pokemon headcanons #headcanons #ask #pokemon imagines #pokemon x reader #shielbert #shielbert x reader #sordward #sordward x reader #emmet #emmet x reader #kudari #kudari x reader #ingo #ingo x reader #nobori #nobori x reader #subway bosses #subway masters

[volot]

grips u and shakes u. i am so late for this but i will not be deterred!! listen i love your volo portrayal SO FUCKING MUCH words are hard but you just nail his character so damn well and the way you write him is just so special and nice i love it. i love it. there's just Something so special about the way you get his voice and character down into all of your writing with him and!!! it's so great it's a delight to see your replies every single time. also the way you write down his little silly lying ways into even pre reveal things??? chef kiss

GINTER AS WELL BECAUSE GRANDPA IS GREAT AND YOU WRITE HIM SO WELL??? even with SO little material in canon you make him so distinct and your hcs for him feel so in line with him i could see them as canon so easily. love how well you got down the tired old man that has seen Shit but cares even when he pretends he doesn't. you do all of this so fucking well. i care him thank u for writing him

›   ❝  report card, but brutal honesty edition.

AND HERE COMES FAE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR THE DOUBLE PRAISE...........

I HAVE TO PUT THIS ONE UNDER A READ MORE BC IT GOT RIDICULOUSLY LONG........

i feel like i sound like a broken record with how much i keep saying thank you so i'm sorry for saying it so much 😭 but thank YOU. sincerely. from the bottom of my heart. i say this with full honesty when i say that like... people's support really keeps me going. i tend to doubt myself a lot with writing, and namely with a character as popular as volo whose... popular fanon opinions i tend to heavily disagree with, for the most part, as if my 500000 page metas didn't make that obvious enough. because of that, i usually tend to lean towards self-critique and i sometimes wonder if maybe i've got it all wrong, and i often worry my frequent rambling and ooc posts come off as obnoxious and in a sort of soundproof room of me never stopping in running my Big Mouth about this blorboayga from my myths. i've also been out of practice with writing for a few years and my rust is immeasurable, so coming back to writing on tumblr made me indescribably nervous. all of this encouragement really brightens my spirits a whole bunch; just hearing simple things like 'hey, we like your writing funky magic man' brings a smile to my face. :')

EITHER WAY thank you, sincerely, i'm really glad my efforts into trying to write all that i can into him don't go unnoticed! i always worry on sneaking in showcasing how he's lying into pre-betrayal stuff, because i think to myself 'well, maybe i shouldn't? would it be more impactful if i cut it from this writing, to make it more unable to discern if he's being genuine or not? does telegraphing it like that cheapen it? am i telling, rather than showing? or should i keep it, to show the double nature of who he is? is it better for the impact?', so knowing someone appreciates that definitely helps with easing some of those thoughts!

and with ginter, thank you so much again! i wouldn't be exaggerating when i say picking up a character with next to nothing with them and fleshing them out has always been my specialty: i think my last long-standing muse had maybe.. my god, six lines total? in canon? and like, thoughts from the characters around them that i just worked off of, and somehow, it worked. so i'm glad that you enjoy him, too: i think he's a character with a lot of potential, and i was a little sad when he wasn't anything more to him other than just idle shop dialogue. i hope in the dlc, we might see more to him and what's up with him, since volkner's a fan favorite: until then, i'll keep on trucking with grandpa, and developing that sweet ginkgo lore... and amassing the angst with good ol' volkner, of course, because the stuff we've talked about with them Gets My Ass. :')

and before i sign off: to you, fae, i give my praise as well!! as i said with morty, i think ingo and emmet are difficult characters to pull off. being the popular fandom darlings of the 2011, it's easy to water down their characters or shove them into tropey boxes, but you put a lot of charm into ingo and a lot of thought that goes a long way! he feels very natural, and wonderfully pulled off! you really dig into the depth that pla gives him too, and while he bounces magnificently off of morty's emmet - kudos to that too! their relationship feels very natural - you guys manage to strike them as individual people who can stand on their own, while also being the most important character's in each others lives and highlighting how important their bond is. a two car train!!

and i've also mentioned how much i love your volk in dms, but seriously, you made me care for the big lug who i didn't spare a second glance usually because he just wasn't my type of character. that takes a lot of skill, and i can't tell you how much i commend you for it. full speed ahead, and don't lose your spark!

#long post #asks. #ooc. #prompt: portrayal

[kogatism]

Could... could u answer the first 30 questions? 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

That... I can!! However some would be repeated so I'll just answer the ones I haven't been asked yet.

1: My name?

My name is Zach, but it's short for Zachary.

2: Do I have any nicknames?

Yeah most people like to call me freak or annoying but 'Z' is what my parents call me lol.

3: Zodiac sign?

I'm a Virgo Sun. Sagittarius Moon and Aquarius Rising for those astrology nerds.

4: Video game I play to chill, not to win?

I love games like this because I'm not a very competitive person. So Animal Crossing and Sims.

5: Book/series I reread?

I don't really read a lot of books with series or anything like that, but a book I've probably read like 500000 times was this stupid craft project book from the 90's that had the stupidest crafts ever but for some reason I just was addicted to looking at this book.

6: Aliens or ghosts?

Oh geez, well I believe in both lol. Ghosts I guess, I'm pretty sure I live with them but they don't bother me they're just chillin.

7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write?

Uhhhh myself 💀

8: Favourite radio station?

I don't really listen to the radio so idk how to answer that lol

10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great?

Usually I say something "slaps"

15: Last song I listened to?

wtf is wrong w me by shinigami

17: Pirates or ninjas?

Pirates, considering I've been one on several occasions.

19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song?

Hm, that's kinda difficult because those are always changing for me. Right now tho it's probably "teeth" by loser

20: Favourite video games?

Pokemon (literally every pokemon game), ACNH, The Sims 4, Planet Zoo, Jet Set Radio Future, Dramatical Murder (ofc), Grand Theft Auto...yeah don't judge me and my gay ass taste in games lol

21: What am I most afraid of?

Abandonment and throwing up (I have emetophobia)

22: A good quality of mine?

I'm really good at being fucking annoying.

23: A bad quality of mine?

There's too many but one of them is my inability to socialize normally

24: Cats or dogs?

I love dogs, but cats 100%

25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they're in?

I honestly don't think I trust any of them

26: Favourite season?

Autumn definitely

27: Am I in a relationship?

Nope, haven't for 5 years. Decided it wasn't worth it to keep seeking love and it would just come to me eventually.

28: Something I miss?

I miss going to shows and concerts 😪

29: My best friend?

I have two besties Bee and Jo and we met on discord lol

30: Eye colour?

They're like a greyish-blue

#PHEW #that was a lot lol BUT THANK YOU! #it was fun

[turbobyakuren]

Character: Mamizou!

A ship I have with said character:

MG3UEREHB???..... .AM AM EGRVUFWN....GNNNNNJNJFUOPIUL...... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MamiNue. It’s a good ship. I will not elaborate on why. You have my words on it: it’s a good ship... It’s good for the soul

A BROTP I have with said character:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMH................. I can’t think of any aside from MamiByak, MamiKourin, MamiMurasa, and legendary MamiReimu (which is more of a “OTPester”, where the goal is that Mami pesters reimu every time)

A NOTP I have with said character:

Aside from obviously MamiSuzu, i’d say MamiRan is up there. It’s a good crackship with nice aesthetics but im kinda upset it gets more traction than MamiNue somehow because Tanuki/Kitsune is easier i guess (which doesn’t make sense to me bc 1. Mamzo hates kitsune 2. Ran is barely a kitsune at this point). I don’t mind a few art here and there but as i say since MamiNue is the best otp for me it’s kinda upsetting me in a personal way but i have no offense at all lol

A random headcanon:

Since she is a tanookey, Mamizou has no restrictions on what kind of clothing she can wear. So she get very stylish! She bears a huge amount of attention to style and fashion, esp since it’s been a long way and the way humans dressed in the 1800s is completely different than the way they dress nowadays. She really thinks modern fashion is better but absolutely likes older styles too. 

She holds a shop in some shady street corner of a city like Kyoto. All the products are renowned Grand Couturier Brands clothes but actually they’re just a bunch of counterfeits. They’re very well made though and not even an expert could make the difference. She sells them at a friendly yet kind of stingy price, and if you’re kind of rude to her she just makes sure to send one of her Dudes to turn the clothes back into leaves one week later.

Very elaborate headcanon for something i just made on the spot.

General Opinion over said character:

i’m too tired and dumb to say anything coherent, Mamizou is the first new extra boss i ever got to SEE in my life!!! The night before TD’s  full release I literally predicted that there would be a tanuki among the newer characters and when i woke up a friend told me PLEASE GO CHECK OUT WHO THE EXTRA BOSS IS and i COULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Mamizou’s growing role in the grand scheme of gensokyos is truly a sight to behold. Seeing her having such a major presence in Forbidden Scrollery was THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO MY TOUHOU FAN LIFE. i LOVE HER I love how she has ties to the human world, to folklore, to people of gensokyo and outside, i love how she has a very slick design with a lot of outfits, i love all the fan content made around her, i love reading the cute doujins where she hangs around the outside world with sumireko, i love that one cosplayer on twitter who is basically Mamizou IRL i love mamizou i love her i love tanuki id gladly gift her a cheese pizza and pay 500000 dollars for her

#smithalspersonal

[llawlietofficial]

What type of characterisation do u like for fics? I do find that fic from back in the day is mostly 1 dimensional but I was curious what ur issues w it where?

I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to answer this but I’m gonna be real my opinions on stuff like this have led to me being labeled toxic to the point where people have literally implied they want me and people who share similar opinions with me to leave the fandom, so I’ve been kind of hesitant to answer something like this bashing some recent characterization again. So if you’re one of those people I’m sorry and you should probably stop reading now.

opinions under the cut with some lawlight characterization stuff I don’t like + some stuff I do like:

Honestly? I try and read at least the first chapter or so of every new lawlight fic in the tag and recently it’s been impossible for me to enjoy a lot of it because when I read it it just doesn’t feel like L and Light to me at all? Like it feels like someone at some point wrote a big fic with strong characterization and interesting characters, except they weren’t much like L and Light and they acted in ways L and Light wouldn’t act. And a lot of fics now are based off that same characterization, which in turn inspires fics with that characterization, rinse and repeat. And that’s just not enjoyable to me when I’m looking to read lawlight fanfiction.

Obviously old lawlight fanfiction wasn’t all 100% perfect and there were a lot of doozies in that mix too but it felt like there were more really solid multichapter fics that might have been messy and toxic in ways but they made sense with the canon characters. And fics that did have a happy ending and some fluff thrown in were still written using circumstances that could be believable, even if it took a long time or a slow burn to get there.

To answer your question more specifically, here’s some common tropes that feel out of character to me (and I’m not calling out any specific author or saying fics that do any of these things are poorly written because they’re not and we have a lot of talented and dedicated people here):

Either one of them changing their principles and switching sides within the first 20k words and without a LOT of persuading. IMO “we’re two sides of the same coin and not that different despite both being hugely stubborn” is shit I love, “actually I’ve sided with you secretly the whole time/your magical dick has cured me of disagreeing with you/I’m willing to sacrifice the principles I literally died for in canon easily because I want to be with you” is shit I don’t love.

“We suddenly agree and work super well together as partners now that we’re in an AU and there’s no death note” doesn’t feel authentic to me because death note or no death note their entire outlook on the world is different. Light would think L’s methods are disgusting. L would think Light’s initial idealism is naive. Light believes mankind is inherently good and once you get rid of the bad that can shine, L…doesn’t seem to share that. That’s not to say they can never work together but the good shit is when it’s a long journey into understanding each other and where they’re coming from and slowly making compromises and falling in love.

L being a naive uwu tries his best baby who’s being taken advantage of by Light. Light being a misguided uwu baby who tries his best and is being taken advantage of the whole time by L. They’re more complex than that and they’re both bad people but they also both have good sides so any sort of simplification of the characters into one being a villain and one being a victim is uninteresting to me. 

They shouldn’t work but somehow despite everything they do, because they’re alone and because despite disagreeing and being enemies by circumstance and by beliefs, they know without the other they’d never really be challenged or fulfilled. That’s neat. I like that. It’s messy. They’re drawn to each other even as they’re disgusted with each other.

It’s more interesting when they are their own conflict rather than the conflict solely coming from outside sources.

The 500000 fics where Light is a rebellious and progressive omega who actually secretly wants to be protected by L and feels grateful that they’ve found each other? don’t love that. I dislike omega fics in general even if there’s a couple I’ve thought were pretty alright so that doesn’t help either. It is kind of interesting that despite their differences this could be an in-universe reason to force them together. It just seems like omegafic is the lawlight default right now. Like even fics where the plot doesn’t revolve around omegaverse stuff is sometimes omegaverse and that’s ? hard for me to wrap my brain around? that’s not just a lawlight problem though that seems to be happening in a lot of fandoms

Similarly to point one, either of them being okay with losing like lol what. 

yotsuba can be difficult to tackle because there’s so much going on there with the characters, but there’s so many interesting layers to explore and dive into that sometimes get ignored in favor of fluffy hijinks and that’s boring to me. from Light’s perspective L took everything from him and has made his life pretty miserable because of this whole Kira thing and catching the real Kira is the only real thing that could totally clear Light’s name and L just sort of….gives up, for a lot of it. mopes about and acts unmotivated and uninterested because Light isn’t Kira. that’s probably very frustrating for light! and fun wacky fluff or hijinks can happen, but I love when it happens in the “we got so distracted being the smartest people in the room we forgot we’re supposed to be enemies” way because that’s juicy to me

sometimes it’s the little things, too, that bother me. stuff that’ll happen and it’ll completely pull me out of the story. like L Lawliet made Naomi Misora destroy her whole damn computer after he slid into her DMs and you really think there’s any way in hell he’d have any sort of google home or siri or alexa? or casual social media, even under fake names? facebook knows everything. or light saying something or making a joke that i could never in a million years see him saying in canon because the author thought it would be funny or cute. 

anytime Light is suddenly some kind of beacon of goodness champion of justice just because he didn’t find the death note. the death note didn’t make him a completely different person, he’s bitter and jaded and thinks some people would be better off dead even before getting the death note. self righteous yeah totally but actually righteous? nah man

or Light just being a fucking awful person who kidnaps and r*pes L because he lusts after him but it’s okay because somehow in the end they end up together ? i’ve seen that trope a few times and i know it existed in 2007 too i just avoided it like the plague then also. 

I see a lot of AUs that are less “what would L and Light legitimately do if this was the situation or universe they were placed in” and more “i want to write this situation happening like this and i want to make it lawlight because that’s my main ship” 

like, the characters that are being written are fine but if you want to write OCs right OCs. I know all of this seems really harsh which is why I put a warning about it at the beginning, and of course I know some of these problems were also prevalent between 2013-2017 and there’s tropes here that have been happening like this since the dawn of lawlight fanfiction, but since it’s happening now and now is when i’m frustrated by it now is what i’m complaining about, it could be the reason i go back to older fanfiction so much is because i had lower standards back then and it was easier for me to wade through the ones i hated to get to ones i liked and now it’s easy for me to find those again. who knows. Also I agree most fanfiction from 2007-2009 were pretty 1 dimensional. 

And like, fuck me I guess but I actually like the canon characters and I joined the fandom to experience more of them and apparently that makes other people feel unsafe.

I’m not saying people aren’t allowed to express opinions that are different than me or that I Know Better Than Everyone Else or that I don’t like people posting their own headcanons or ideas or things they wish were different about the series, it’s just not my cup of tea and it’s a little frustrating that fanon is mostly all I get in fics now and that people are allowed to express opinions but only if those opinions are “people who stick too close to canon are elitist and should die and are sticks in the mud and need to leave the fandom to stop ruining things for everyone else” because like, we’re people too?

Anyway sorry this veered in a bit of a different direction and I hope I don’t lose followers over this because it’s sad to see people go but I’ve been blogging here for over 5 years and I’m not going to stop anytime soon. I also wrote most of this while having bad anxiety at like 3am last night so it’s all over the place and i’m probably going to think of like eight things in the shower later I forgot to mention because i’ve been thinking over this ask for like two weeks now. 

#this is a LOT and i'm sorry #please don't all hate me for this #i promise i'm not trying to ruin anyone's fun i'm just bored of what's out there right now #and there ARE some good works too that i have enjoyed a #it's just. #hhhhh #death note #discourse

[heavenlyexiled]

                                   britt’s long ass cheesy thank you post.

                                             200 FOLLOWERS! ! ! ! 

it’s been a wild couple of years to get this far. and i’m just, so grateful to have you all here. i know i post a lot ooc and it’s kinda spamming the dash most of the time, i apologize for that. i try not to be annoying, i just get so excited over things or want to apologize for lack of threads & shit. it’s weird, i’m weird and idk why you’re all still here.

i never really? expected to get this far? like, it’s crazy to think 200 of you follow me. ALTHOUGH. HALF OF THAT IS PORN BOTS. yeah, i see you bitches. y’all mvps because for some unknown reason you don’t unfollow. but i mean hey, welcome. mvps right there. HHJDGHHJFSGHHK

granted, the count goes from 200 to 199 which y’know. i don’t mind. y’all do you! but aNYWAY! thank you guys for following me. i’m so sorry that i don’t? interact with half of you. i want to so bad i just get so anxious but i’m trying to do better at reaching out! i love all of you and never expected so many of you to really? be down to interact with elizabeth! when i made her, i didn’t really think anyone would want to write with me because of how... “different” her story was. i was scared about having an oc tbh. i know some people don’t enjoy ocs, which si fine, their choice! respected! but i never thought i’d have this many followers who are CHILL AFFFFF!! ! ! ! i’ve thought about deleting elizabeth and to stop roleplaying all together but THANK GOD I DIDN’T!!! i’ve made some amazing friends here, people who are just overall sweethearts and make me smile whenever i see them on my dash!!! now it’s time for me to fuckin smother these kermits with L O V E! ! ! 

@antibuttons - OF COURSE PAIGE IS FIRST. paige, my love, my wife. MY BEST FRIEND!!! i don’t even know how long we’ve been friends now. but you can literally make me smile any fucking day. we’re on like some same fucking brain level shit. it’s terrifying how we’re in each other’s heads almost every time we talk. GET OUT! ! ! ! !  you help instill confidence in myself and my characters / portrayal of characters whenever i get so insecure i cry to u about it! !  !! i think you’re the only person I KNOW FOR A FACT won’t get annoyed by me and that i can talk about our characters with. like it doesn’t scare me to talk about it with you. other people? FUCKING TERRIFIED ! ! ! !  you’ve been here from day one of elizabeth’s blog. we met on my ellie ( from tlou ) blog and JUST BECAME BEST FRIENDS SO F A S T ! ! ! it’s crazy! and even though you hate asking me to do icons for you / draw things for you. I WILL STILL DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND YOU DESERVE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!  !! ! 

@rabbitsolver - MY OTHER W I F E ! !  ! ! ! you’ve also been around in the early days of liz back with her outlast verse! the outlast fandom really being the first fandom to actually welcome liz so openly! you welcomed her with arms wide and I FUCKIG LOVE YOU! i apologize for distancing myself from u, i just get anxious and unsure when to message you / what to talk about! BUT YOU. ARE. AN. ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. ANGEL AND I WOULD KILL 500000 PEOPLE FOR YOU!!!! you’ve been so kind to me and have made me laugh so many times i HAVE SCREENSHOTS TO REMEMBER WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH JHSDHJFSJHHDGHHFD

@ennobledsinner -  Z A A A A F F F  F F F ! ! !  ! sorry if u didnt wanna be tagged in this, too late ur in it, beech. HFHGDHKFGKH I LOVE YOU! we only met this year and i think like?? a month agao?? CANT REMEMBER TBH but i know we haven’t known each other long, but i’d actually take the blame if u murder someone. im r e a d y. you are like??? the tru mvp here. you send in memes and like, i knwo it takes me 84 years to actually fcukin write them but YOU’RE NOT AFRAID TO KICK MY DOORS DOWN WITH THEM! and! you’re so open and willing to ship with liz! i never really get the chance to ship with ehr because i don’t want people to feel uncomfortable ;;;; i got like paige and a few other  people for liz having a romantic ship with muses  but not a lot! and i’m always so scared to ask! but you wERE SO WILLING AND DOWN AND I ACTUALLY CRY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT! you’re so sweet and your writing is something that i genuinely haven’t seen much of, style-wise i mean! it’s so good and like reading a book! detailed and written more like a drabble between two muses and like!?!?! IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL! i’m crying. you’re so sweet and genuine and like i’m very grateful for you sticking around uwu, i hope our friendship continues to grow BC LIKE!?!?!? I L O V E Y O U ! ! ! !  SO MUCH!!!

there’s so many more of you guys to thank, i don’t want to spam y’all however, so just please know that all of you mean so much to me. i’m very awkward with my words but just understand that even if i didnt write soemthing its bc i’m also very tired and want to get this out before i got back down to 199 again JHDFSHJGDH BUT I DO APPRECIATE SO MANY OF YOU! this is such an unorganized fucking thank you post. BUT!

thank you for 200 followers!

#* ！ * ooc. * ！ * #im so tired. #BUT YES THANK YOU ALL!

[maleenhancementmd]

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