#I’m gonna d*e

[joshler]

i require everyone to look at the promo reel on twenty one pilots’ apple music page 😀☝️

#I SCREAMED ACTUALLY #josh is so adorable #his puppy collar is so awwwww #and TYLER OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD #he’s so toned this era i’m gonna d!e #joshler is so back actually #WE are so back #twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #josh dun #joshler #clancy #new era

[enrapture]

I’m so incredibly sexually-frustrated I feel like I’m going Insane.

#ignore me #Being played with and fucked relentlessly rn would honestly cure #I need dick so bad #to be fingered to be teased to have my hair messed up and pulled to have my ass bruised to have my eyes rolled back #to be tied up and used and just made out with and tried new things with and overstimulated and and and and - #I’m gonna d*e

[i-hear-a-sound]

was anybody going to tell me caim being a singularity was canon and confirmed a decent while ago in a dod3 guidebook. or was I just supposed to accidentally find that out while scrolling on the Internet

#I. LOVE. BEING. RIGHT. I. ALWAYS. FUCKING. DOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #AND THE THING IS THIS WAS THE STRETCHIEST PART OF TWIN THEORY. I HAD NO IDEA IT GOT FUCKING #CONFIRMED NOT ONLY CONFIRMED BUT A LIKE. KNOWN THING??????????????? #GIRLLLLLLLLLLL THIS IS MY NEW HIGH MY MOOD IS SKYROCKETED IM MAKING OUT WITH MYSELF IN THE MIRROR #AND IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE TOO. ENDING D AND ENDING E. CAIM IS A SINGULARITY!!!!!!!!!!!! #I MEAN IM STILL GONNA GO INTO IT BECAUSE THERES SOOOOO MUCH #but thankfully I don’t even have to prove this anymore. it’s canon. i just gotta add INTELL #Drakengard #nier #drakenier #i am accord. accord is me. we are the same bitch. and I’m jumping up and down with squeaky spongebob shoes

[dooblez]

there’s one part in strange overtones that makes my brain open up and go ‘ogh. them,;’

#i love making art based off of songs i love it i love it i love it #:-))))))))) #can you see the joy in my face/j #expect more of these in the future i have #i d e a s ✨ #and a playlist HAKDKSKAKDG #my art #ehhhhhh i’m gonna add them even though they’re kinda abstract #prismo #scarab #fionna and cake #at:f&c

[deus-ex-mona]

a n y w a y s listen to nagisa’s new song it’ll change your life

#this new v tuber singer dude is excellent at singing ngl. his voice is very upbeat and goes well with the song #[​enojun version waiting room intensifies] #ok but. is it s e r i o u s l y just me or did they actually use a ukulele for this song #idk but that ukulele-sounding instrument reminds me of this guy who would walk around playing his ukulele at school back in the days of yore #the backing track also sounds familiar somehow… like one of those kindness movements/life insurance commercials maybe? #no idea wh y but i can picture nagisa singing this by the beach. y’know. nagisa singing at the nagisa— #this song is def gonna make me laugh or cry (or both) when it gets an mv… #it could be either hilarious or heartbreaking with no in-between #but man. nagisa. his long time crush comes back home looking (presumably) like a maiden in love and he’s just. #‘:( i’m not the one who made her like this :((( but she’s super cute though’ #i m mad coping with the thoughts that hiyoko started to fall for nagisa with the distance between them (absence and the fonder heart or sth) #a n d that she only seemed fine when she went back bc she didn’t want him to see her upset about having to leave for the city b u t. #auasusuxuxuxuxhaughhhhhshhshshshshsh im c o p i n g #if hiyo ends up with one of the lips im gonna write a nagisa x the leftover lip enemies to lovers manifesto d o n t t e s t m e o k— #aaaaaaauauaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry i lied when i said i was done with my 2k23 nagisa crisis i’ll be done after this. maybe. #the dude from gamushara

[magolandandfriends]

Does Magolor know about the Magoverse? If he does, what does he think about it?

(For context, a bunch of Magolor enjoyers here, myself included, basically made our own AUs and versions of Magolor and tossed them at each other to interact, it’s very fun JDHD)

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[ He does now ]

Bonus:

[ Eggy belongs to the asker: @otterronpas ]

(Ok listen in my defense I had to go on vacation so I couldn’t really post SO AHAA- I HAVE A VALID REASON THIS TIME- but instead of the wheel I had my friend pick an ask for me- I think I might do that again I’m not sure)

(BUT WOOOOO THANK YOU FOR THE ASK- but as a little follow up, Magolor doesn’t know that much about the Magoverse it’s pretty new to him)

(One one more thing I really like Eggys design it’s super cute- can I give her a lollipop? I wanna give her a lollipop QUICK OTTER WHATS HER FAVORITE FLAVOR- /nf)

(Once again thank you SO MUCH FOR THE ASK. AND FOR PUTTING UP WITH WAITING FOR ME. RAAAAAAAAAA I GOTTA GET BACK ON MY GAME- but it’s ok I’m going to work on another ask tomorrow TRUST)

#Magoland and Friends! #Magoland and Friends! AU #kirby #kirby au #kirby series #fanart #kirby fanart #ask blog #kirby askblog #kirby oc #C R O W N E D #magolor #magolor fanart #WTF C R O W N E D GET OUT OF MY HOUS- #magoverse #am I allowed to put the magoverse tag? #I’m gonna put the magoverse tag

[spacemancharisma]

books for adults and not 8-12 year olds are so expensive I forgot this is why I stopped reading hfbfgn

#anyway tho. still got gideon the ninth and six of crows #since ppl on this website are so obsessed with both and i’ve been behind the curve since high school #i’ve decided to be a person who reads again #also got angels in america which I am soooooo !!!!!!!! about #wasn’t able to get house of leaves tho cause it was fiFT Y F I V E D O L L A R S #anyway yeehaw I’m gonna fucking read again #maybe even put on sunscreen and go read outside and get less flourescently white #I am Not depressed I have Never Been depressed #personal

[mdemn]

hey everybody!

i’m really struggling to make my utilities payments this month + still do things like. you know. eat? i wasn’t able to pay rent yesterday (because i got paid today) and the late fee is $135 that i do NOT have. not to mention my electric & phone bill payments are coming up…. 😰

if you have it, please consider donating to my kofi. i also do writing commissions and will write generally anything. please please consider helping.

my p*ypal is linked through kofi & my c*sh*pp is in the replies.

#like it’s not even a whole 24 hours late !!! landlords d*e challenge #i was so happy i was gonna make rent too :( #please don’t think i’m not trying . i am! it’s just. so hard out here #donations #mutual aid #crowdfunding #post: personal #i will be asking for more hours at my second job for sure

[v4mp1res3verywhere]

When’s it MY turn to have an 80s metal extravaganza horror sci-fi fantasy summer⁉️

#manifesting … #80s slasher season #found footage summer #the horrors better befall me #like if I don’t get abducted by aliens or undergo some kind of initiation into the occult arc I’m gonna be p i s s e d #🗯️

[theforgottencrow]

your a crow, I'm a toucan.........we're pookies 4life!

Avians are awesome!

OAHHHH YOU’RE A TOUCAN??? :000

GWUH THATS AWESOME-

also yes. We are pookie for life. A true flock indeed. <3

#crow chatter #f r i e n d 🫵 #moot #inbox #iris my beloved #answered #I’m gonna draw us 🫵 #were best flockmates it’s canon

[emmyrosee]

I made a meme to convey my distress

#I’m not gonna SAY what the fic was #but what I will say is I’m not proud of the way I s c o u r e d tumblr for it #and AO3 #my ancestors are pissed and tbh I am too #also I’m stoney baloney don’t look at me-

[novafire-is-thinking]

Me trying to finish my latest Optimus post 💤

#I’m gonna have to finish it tomorrow #I put it off for too long #and I’m t i r e d

[deus-ex-mona]

“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf #‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r #i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others #i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~ #and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o #g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~ #used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight #wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do… #it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough…… #i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨ #speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day #‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said #so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’ #he and another coworker laughed :( sadded #b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise) #the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles #or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions? #it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever #they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them #atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop #and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead????? #like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!! #also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite. #wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic— #chizuutan chizpost

[foli-vora]

For my fellow Dave babes, especially @pedropascalsx 💋

#all thoughts in my brain? #d a v e. #david james york is gonna be the end of me #and i’m so okay with that #Dave York #Dave York x reader

[bitchdafuqyousay]

mmmphphanajdhjahdkanmmahduwk

chomping at the bit frothing at the mouth running in circles barking like a little dog wagging my tail hearts in my eyes crying n screaming etc etc etc

#for g o d s s a k e i’m obsessed i’m in love with he makes my heart speed up #hearts in my eyes frfr #like good lord what i wouldn’t do…… there’s nothing #id do everything for him #FUCKIN L O O K that’s my man that’s my husband #he is so big n so dumb n one day i’m gonna top him #slonk his shit silly style n kiss him so sweetly afterwards #if you know me irl no you don’t #like bffr könig means king n that’s what he is to me #könig #cod mw2 könig #big boy big big BIG boy

[metagalacticx]

hey so i just watched a morey video and oh my god i am never ever ever going to get over them??? no like, they are so good.

corey says he wants to be alive and asks mason, "don’t you?"

mason doesn’t even think about it, says, "not if i’m left standing with the bad guys."

corey goes, "how about with me?"

and mason folds so quick LIKE HE CRUMBLES INTO DUST no thoughts head empty

then suddenly corey is inches from him and says, "stay alive with me."

and immediately after one kiss he’s like, "fine."

like where is your backbone where is your resolve STAND UPPPP

anyway morey supremacy

#morey #teen wolf #mason hewitt #corey bryant #brb gonna write about them real quick #mason is W H I P P E D #from the get go like he had no chance #absolutely abysmal how weak he is. #morey best ship in teen wolf send tweet #they’re ridiculous i’m suing jeff davis in advance for emotional distress because the movie is either going to break them up or kill mason #or both actually both are possible.