Me: Oh boy im about to get some rest after a busy day of testing and studying for more tests! I sure hope nothing ruins this for me!
Tinnitus: Hey did you call me?
Me:
Tinnitus:
Me:
Tinnitus: Okay I’ll take that as a yes *starts fucking destroying my eardrums with BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
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Me: Okay, Google, "coin machine near me"
Google: Convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine!
Me: Okay, Google, "quarter machine near me"
Google: How to convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine and avoid the fee!
Me: Okay, Google, "cash to coin machine near me"
Google: How to get rid of your quarters and get cash with real value for your wallet!
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the result of my job interview comes out either this thursday or next thursday and i really hope it's the thursday coming up because i have never wanted anything so bad in my entire life and the anticipation is making me tear up whenever i think about it
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tomorrow's my final final exam. if I fail it, I'm kicked out of school for good. I will light my books and notes on fire, and go on a new path.. .
if I pass, I'm gonna cry tears of joy and celebrate by also lighting notes on fire and-
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im kind of pissed that weekends is the only time i answer asks but i literally cannot think 💀 i need this week and next week to be over so bad
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if any (native) english speaking mutuals wanna vibe check me on my queer cartoons thesis (~40 pages) in the next two weeks hmu i can offer u nothing except gay she-ra analysis and my gratitude
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