#Incorrect law and order special victims unit quotes

[alien-slushie]

Kathy: This is my husband, Elliot, and this is Elliot's work wife Olivia.

Kathy's Friend: Hey! Oh, wait I'm sorry. What's the situation?

Kathy: What do you mean?

Kathy's Friend: How does this work?

Kathy: Elliot is married to me, but Olivia is Elliot's partner, and Olivia is in love with Elliot, and I happen to like Olivia.

Olivia: Its not that complicated.

#source: parks and rec #incorrect law and order quotes #Incorrect law and order special victims unit quotes #incorrect svu quotes #olivia benson #elliot stabler #kathy stabler #it was so hard to mash that relationship part up properly 😪

[caseynovaksecretgf]

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[incorrectcabensonquotes]

Olivia: *puts her feet up on the table* So, I heard you like bad girls.

Alex: No?

Olivia: *puts her feet back down* Oh thank god, that felt awful.

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[incorrectbensler]

Elliot: The sexual tension between us makes things so awkward. She's my partner. It's completely inappropriate.

Fin: And you have a wife.

Elliot: That too.

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[incorrectlawandorder]

incorrect law & order quotes (2/?)

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[greekfamily]

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[cherylmontgomery]

Carisi: [to Olivia] Let me ask you something, Lieu. What's... what... what's going on with Rollins?

Olivia: If you have a question about Rollins, why don't you try asking her?

Carisi: She's pregnant, isn't she?

Olivia: Really, Carisi?

Carisi: Are you telling me she's not pregnant?

20x03 “Zero Tolerance”

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[321pm]

No one talk to me right now. 🙈 I am currently imagining Olivia profess her feelings for Rafael ❤️‍🔥in the same manner he confessed his feelings for her during his departure speech in Undiscovered Country. 😭

Olivia: You know, when we first started working together, what was it 8 years ago?

Rafael: 9! 😏

Olivia: I was so sure that the perfect partner for me didn't exist. And then you-

Rafael: 🥺

Olivia: You managed to squabble your way into my world and into my heart. It caught me completely off guard. You were like some kind of force that I was so unprepared for. And I constantly fought what I believe would soon be the inevitable.

Rafael: I'm a force in everyone life Liv. 😈

Olivia: 😡

Rafael: Okay, i'll stop. 🥺

Olivia: I-

Rafael: I'm in love with you Olivia Benson. And I’ve been in love with you.

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[svuincorrect]

carisi, trying to flirt: i was arrested for being too handsome

barba: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence whatsoever.

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[prxdk]

Amanda: So, counselor, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Barba: I'm a knife

Olivia, from her office: He's the little spoon

Carisi, to Amanda: told you.

Barba: Lieutenant, have you not heard of spousal privilege??

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[jeonghanscheekboness]

Incorrect SVU #7

Benson: Kat, you can’t just go rogue. I need you to follow my direct orders!

Kat: No, don’t worry. I have a permit.

Benson: *unfolds the piece of paper that Kat handed her* “I Do What I Want.” Seriously Kat?

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[svu-incorrect]

Amanda: my mom always said “if everyone else jumps off a cliff you should to”

Concerned dad Cragen: your mom really said that to you?

Amanda: she wasn’t a nurturer

Cragen: :((((

#concerned dad cragen #amanda rollins #law and order special victims unit #svu #svu incorrect quotes #svu incorrect #source:phineus and ferb

[incorrectcabensonquotes]

Olivia: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.

Alex: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How are you even alive?

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[incorrectbensler]

Olivia: Ugh, I’m just so ready for a mental breakdown but I don't have the time.

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[bisexualcrowley]

SVU Characters as cursed things I’ve heard at school

Olivia: I just get so existential around babies

Stabler: Don’t you dare piss off my sandwich!

Fin: I want baby alive to go back to being baby dead

Munch: I think your rabbit is trying to commit a sex crime with my shoe, better confirm it with the government surveillance butterflies

Cragen: You’re a good kid, but if you piss in this airplane i’m disowning you

Rollins: *To the tune of Mr Sandman* Mr Brightside, bright me a side, come out of your cage, and do me just fine

Carisi: Be gay stop crime, himbo bitches ‘69

Barba: Ladies and rat bastards of the jury, I present to you a homosexual. It is I. I is the homosexual 

Warner: Don’t even try to rape me, I have coupons

Lake: Let Andrew say the fuck word

Novak: People with male genitalia are so stupid

Amaro: The Ove Glove is ready for love! *spanks his own ass*

Cabot: Seagulls have one emotion and it is hubris

Cassidy: Mr omelette got them sick digs babeyy

Huang: In what world do you treat hypoglycemia by eating an entire pizza??

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[badlydrawndrawnings]

Considering SVU 20x12, Ben Is Right To React This Way

Ben, driving Pamela and Peter: So, how was your day?

Pamela: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ben: What?

Peter: We almost got kidnapped.

Ben: Oh, okay.

Ben: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT!?

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