So was no one going to tell me that the most expensive Finnish live-action film ever made, was about a group of nuclear holocaust survivors living in an abandoned Nazi base on the far side of the moon, who board barely functioning spacecraft, to travel to the nucleus of a now-hollow Earth in an attempt to recover the Holy Grail from a group of reptilian shape-shifters who are led by a fucking Tyrannosaurus-riding Adolf Hitler, or was I supposed to learn this on a rabbit hole diving stint?
Again, this is not some low budget parody made by ye Olde indie studio. This still is, apparently, the most expensive live action movie of an actual country.
Also this is infact a sequel of a movie in which a black model goes to the moon partly as a publicity stunt for the presidential election, only to find out that the Nazis survived and have created an industrial society on the moon, but without smartphones, so the astronaut's smartphone ends up being what allows them to invade earth. Among other things, the movie features an albinising ray that turns the astronaut white, flying saucers and ending with a teaser of an artificial satellite that's been orbiting Mars.
Like why isn't Tumblr onto this movie, it seems tailor made for you guys, based on the batshit insanity I've found so far.
In 1945, the Nazis go to the moon and set up a secret base on the darkside to wait and prepare a second attempt at world domination in the future. (Iron Sky, flm)
What’s Laibach’s gimmick this time? SPACE-COUNTRY! The album has eight movements of the same song, starting out country and getting more and more spacey:
From which we’ll rise, over love
Over hate
Through this iron sky that’s fast becoming our mind
Over fear and into freedom
You’ve just got to hold on
You’ve just got to hold on
Preview- Iron Sky & Iron Sky Dictator's Cut (2-Disc Edition Bluray)
Preview- Iron Sky & Iron Sky Dictator’s Cut (2-Disc Edition Bluray)
INCLUDES THE THEATRICAL CUT AND THE EXTENDED ‘DICTATOR’S CUT’
THE WORLDWIDE BOX OFFICE PHENOMENON IS HERE! In the last moments of World War II, a secret Nazi space programme evaded destruction by the Allies and made a daring escape to the Moon. In the intervening 70 years they have re-colonised, re-armed with devastating new weapons and silently plotted their revenge.
When an American astronaut…