#Mobius: *doing nothing* Loki: Oh for Odin's sake how long do we have to pretend there's nothing here? This slowburn is killing me

[alexjcrowley]

Mobius: Loki, we need to talk about your behaviour. You can't keep threatening people-

Loki: Okay, there's no need to make a scene, we can skip the part in which you do your lecture and pretend not to be attracted to me and go directly to the part in which we make out pinned on the wall.

Mobius: ...which brings us to our next point of discussion: Loki, I am not attracted to you.

Loki: Ugh, okay, we'll follow the script step by step, I was just making you a favour.

#lokius #loki #loki 2021 #loki laufeyson #loki tv show #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki disney+ #loki series #loki x mobius #wowki #moki #time husbands #marvel #avengers #A universe in which Loki believes Lokius is canon but it really isn't for Mobius #I mean Loki isn't so wrong to simoly assumed most people are attracted by him just not everybody #Mobius: *doing nothing* Loki: Oh for Odin's sake how long do we have to pretend there's nothing here? This slowburn is killing me #Mobius: Loki I really think of you as a friend #Loki: Yeah you forgot the 'boy' in front of it #Might turn these last two sentencese into a textpost who knows