#Muriel is gonna captain this ship

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

I don't post often but I'm gonna say it.

All of you thinking Crowley is gonna be depressed and crying his snake eyes out in s3 are WRONG. Yall are forgetting it's still a comedy show (with occasional drama).

I propose: He is gonna pretend everything is PEACHY. Just absolutely ridiculously amazing now that The-angel-who-must-not-be-named is gone. Crowley is drunk, partying in clubs, speeding through quiet neighborhoods blasting Killer Queen by Tschaikowsky and alerting the dogs, living the high life, maybe even being more evil again—now that the judgemental glances of angelic goodness aren't peeking over his shoulder anymore.

And then he gets home, or rather a place he occasionally resides for extended periods of time. And the constant drunkenness is wearing him down, like a mountain at the end of the universe after a bird sharpened its beak on it for millennia.

And even though he swore never to return, he revisits the book shop out of instinct or because the Bentley knew that's the one place he didn't want to think about, which in turn becomes the only thing he thinks about.

And that's where he breaks down. This is where he falls on his knees and prays to someone in the rain. And when nobody answers, he picks up his glasses and performs a minor miracle to separate every happy human couple he passes by — because love is a four letter word, and he has damned them all to Hell.

#and it's Muriel's job to resocialise him #at least to one (1) other person #I'm telling you #Muriel is gonna captain this ship #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens predictions #good omens angst #angst #book references #ineffable husbands #child of divorce

[faustonastring]

If you don’t mind. Could we have a head cannon for the Arcana finding merperson mc??

Thanks for requesting! I went on a mermaid kick this may, so I know an ungodly amount of information on mermaids and sirens, so I’m gonna try to keep this as basic as possible 🤪

Main six finding a merperson Mc

Asra

Asra was off on one of his travels, this time wandering the sandy shores of Prakra, collecting new shells and other pretty things he can pay rent and buy things with, but then he spots something out of the corner of his eye.

He of course wanders towards it, curious of what he will fine, but he was not expecting to see a merperson washed on shore trapped in fishing wires and fishing nets, struggling to get out. He approaches slowly, not wanting to scare you and asks if you need help, (how you respond depends on your apprentice), but he’s surprisingly causal about everything, trust me, he’s seen weirder, more mythical creatures on his travels.

He does help you out though, and thus the casual conversation begins, talking about how life is as a merperson, what you both do for fun, what’s it like having legs, and to be quite honest, asra never wants to leave. He does eventually, but he visits often. And I’m not saying asra is the type to fall in love with you, and try to find a way to turn you human or himself into a merperson, but he’s definitely the type to fall madly in love with you and try to find a way to turn you human or himself into a merperson.

Nadia

She was visiting her family in prakra, (ah prakra, the home of many mermaids, men, and merpeople apparently) just taking a causal stroll on the beach to clear her head while sipping some wine, (when you have a big family like hers it’s nice to get away) but then she notices a person(?) stranded in the middle of the sea.

So of course she jumps on her sleek yacht so go help the drowning(?) or stranded(?) stranger, only for them to disappear, but very quickly she spots you again, a miracle really, but then she sees you dive under....and you have a tail?

It takes her a second to fully grasp the fact that merpeople are in fact real, her whole life they were just part of fictional stories that came from her and her sisters imagination. But here you are. She turns off her boat for a while, and watches the sea, to see if you approach her(that’s up to your apprentice, but she won’t approach you) and to make sure your out of her path so she can safely get back to shore without hitting you with her boat.

Julian

This takes place back in his pirate days. Him and a couple of ship mates were causally cruising the sea, drinking a couple of beers and singing a couple of old pirate songs, when all the sudden, one of them hears singing? Every one shuts up and then suddenly, they hear it too.

The captain knows this trick, she quickly turns the boat so it goes another direction, but the singing just never leaves julians mind. He couldn’t have just imagined it right? Everyone else heard it, and there’s no way in hell that sirens and merpeople exist, right?

He sneaks off the boat, and into a little raft in the middle of the night to go check it out for himself, and he nearly falls out of the boat when he sees you appear from the water. He’s scared, of course, but that doesn’t mean he’s not willing to engage in a friendly conversation. As he silently prays that your not a siren here to kill him. If you do let him leave, none of his crew mates believe him when he tells the story of how he met a real live merperson.

Portia

This also takes place in her ‘pirate’ days. Right before she left for vesuvia. She was sailing the seas of Nevivon, In a boat that she may or may not have stole borrowed. When she notices a very pretty, tail flickering out of the water.

Her only thought is “what kind of fucking fish-“ so she not so carefully moves her boat closer, anxious too see what kind of weird ass fish was in the water, but she was not expecting to hear the scream of fear, which comes out fo you as she (very quickly) drives he boat in your direction.

She stops her boat the second she hears you looking all over, and when she sees a person, she’s relieved, for a second she thought fish could scream, but then she’s curious of why your all alone? And if you need any help getting back to shore. She screams in excitement when she finds out your a mermaid, and she has a book of questions for you.

Muriel

It happens when he’s a kid, living under the docks with asra. Asra would always run off to go play pranks on people, or try to bargain some pretty shells him and Muriel found for some bread and snacks. Muriel would always stay behind to watch over their little ‘home’ but he spots some one....or something In the water.

At first he thinks his eyes deceive him. No one goes swimming in the dead of winter, even though vesuvia doesn’t get very cold. Plus no one goes swimming at the docks! That’s really dangerous! They could get hit by a boat, or eaten alive by an eel! But despite all of muriels thoughts, you seem to get closer.

Now he’s confused. You look around the same age (your age gap doesn’t exist here alright, let’s just say mermaids age differently) he wants to call out to see if your alright, but it’s none of his business right? Next thing he knows your a foot or so away from him, asking why he’s staying under the docks. And just like that, wether he wanted to or not, Muriel made an unlikely ‘friend’

Lucio

He got bored one day decided to sail one of his many many boats, all across the seas. Only for him to get lost. Alone. In the middle of the ocean. Alone. Good thing there’s a lot of water around to water Skype some one for he- oh wait, my bad. Lucio doesn’t know how to do that either.

He gets angry. Frustrated. So what do you do when your angry. Alone. On a boat. That you don’t know how to drive. Crash it of course. Good thing lucio can swim (surprisingly) bad thing is he has to leave his designer shoes on the boat. His clothes too. (He doesn’t want them ‘weighing him down’

But another good thing is he sees some one coming to rescue him! So he kind of just floats there waiting for them to come to him, and damn! They are a good swimmer. He wraps and arm around you as you drag him to shore, only for his foot to touch something scaley, then he ducks his head under water to find out your a merperson! And ohhhh boy is he gonna brag about this later. Just get ready for the flirting and pick up lines he’s gonna use on you on your way back.

I really like how this came out and I hope you like it too! And You can find my master list here!

Next headcanon: main six with an mc that’s always cold

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[feralforestbastard]

HC: any of your faves + packing/planning for vacation

Main 6 packing and planning a trip

Asra

No plan, no schedule, no reason for what he pack just going off gut instinct

Sometimes he doesn’t even pack anything except a canteen and some snacks he just takes off

When he does pack it’s just some clothes and sometimes a few empty jars in case he finds something interesting but nothing that he can’t just throw into a satchel

He just asks the locals what there is to do or wanders around until he finds something when he gets to his destination.

Sometimes he doesn’t even have a destination in mind he just walks until he finds a place

Has been known to hitch a ride on the back of a cart.

Nadia 

Has everything planned perfectly and a map with the course and all the stops along the way marked out.

Most of her trips are to her summer palace or to Pakra.

She packs her stuff into a trunk.

After a long trip, she will schedule a spa day. 

It’s hard for Nadia to take a vacation but she really needs one sometimes.

Despite her careful planning her plans almost always go awry

Julian

Every time he plans a trip he tells himself that he is gonna start packing early this time and every time he ends up waiting till the very last second.

He ends up almost running late and just chucking whatever he grabs first into his suitcase, this leads to some very interesting things ending up getting packed

One time Malak ended up in the suitcase and he was not happy once he got out

He mostly vacations on a ship so he doesn’t have much of a plan except what the captain plans.

He always takes his doctor bag with him in case of emergencies

Whenever the ship docks somewhere he always buys a round of drinks for the crew in celebration

Portia

She has a thousand different plans for vacations she wants to take but she gets worried about taking too much time off

Whenever she does get away she keeps her plans lose, she plans and manages everything for her job she wants to take a break from doing that 

Packs all her favorite outfits and accessories

Portia would take vacations to either romantic destinations even if she’s by herself or takes a vacation to a place that’s known for spas

She gets antsy when she’s gone for any more than a week

She tries to get back to Nevivon at least once a year

Muriel

Whenever he goes anywhere besides some different location in the forest it’s with Asra

He mostly just goes to hot springs or a mountain with a nice view

Prefers to just bring a canteen with him when he goes somewhere

He traveled a lot more in his teenage years before he became a gladiator

After he was a gladiator being somewhere that’s not familiar especially a long way from home makes him anxious

Always travels with someone he knows and wants some form of a plan so he knows what to expect

Lucio

Has been known to take off at a moment's notice no matter how inconvenient

He overpacks the most unnecessary things ever

Doesn’t plan very much he just wants to do whatever is fun

He always finds something to give to his friends if they couldn’t come with him

He really likes to go to new places whenever he can because he didn’t get to travel until he left his tribe 

His trips are always to a warm or moderate temperature place because he doesn’t like the cold, his favorite place to visit is Pakra

I really like traveling and I don’t do it often so this was pretty fun to write, I hope you liked it! Thank you for all the asks feel free to send in any more you have :)

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