#My lil dragon dino boi

[haywire-cebus]

Anyways here are my rottmnt pokemon team headcanons bc i love making these so much

Leo: Torterra, Riolu, Ninjask, Zangoose, Gibble, Kedabra

Donnie: Blastoise, Rotom, Porygon, Beldum, Golek, Cacturne

Raph: Drednaw, Clefairy, Machoke, Snorlax, Makuhita, Ludicolo

Mikey: Torkal, Smeargle, Bellossom, Baltoy, Cranidos

April: Crustle, Zorua, Solosis, Fletchinder, Skitty, Noivern

Casey: Tirtouga, Mimikyu, Porygon-Z, Trubbish, Amaura, Applin

My reasonings on why for each are below the cut :):

Leo:

Torterr:- big and strong but so cute and full of love and life. He kinda just. Holds the fam together. his first pokemon (all the turtle pokemon are the brothers starters)

Riolu: Blue pokemon and physical fighting with some Magic, and i just love riolu and i feel like it compliments Leader Leo very well (he evolved when leo steps up and accepts his role as leader. leader of what? idk i havent thought that far into this au)

Ninjask: greatest ninja ever needs a ninja pokemon :)

Zangoose: his eye. His eye marking. Is like leo’s. Im a simple man i see red eye mark i go ‘oh thats leo’ 

Gible: blue and chompy. I like the idea of leo being Tormented by this lil chompy guy and then he evolves into this real powerful pokemon. And then he still torments him for him

Kedabra: teleports. leo teleports.

Donnie:

Blasoise: gun turtle. Idk what else to say (i was gonna give him torterra bc ‘but my real passion is biology’ but. Gun turtle.) I think he helps leo take care of his torterra tho

Rotom: this feels a lil self-explanatory lol. but with his rotom, he builds more than the “standard’ rotom body options for him, including one of those toy punching robots (fighting), a jetpack form (flying, but cooler than the fan form), a robot dragon (dragon), a fertilizer spreader thing (poison), and of course his favorite: Gun (steel)

Porygon: again, self explanatory i think. It evolves in a really Climatic Moment too and like Saves The Day (but more of a one-off episode Climatic Moment)

Beldum: another lil robot guy. donnie thought it was cool, and then he learned its evolution is super strong and went “heh knew it all along” but he is clearly lying to look cool

Golek: a lil robot (kinda) guy

Cacturne: he likes botany. And also hes smart enough to kno he needs some type differences in his team (the cacturne was a gift from his bros when they saw how much he liked their grass types)

Raph:

Drednaw: i mean LOOK at that guy. He’d have a shiny version bc the shiny version is a greener shade AND has red on it. Big spiky. 

Clefairy: cuddly boy for a cuddly boy

Machoke: he saw one pokemon fight as a kid and fell in love. And then he saw the contests and started entering those, and people think he aims for the “cool” ones but he keeps winning the “cute” ones with his machoke

Snorlax: raph uses him all the time to make his brothers (mostly donnie and leo) sleep, bc he has snorlax (SAFELY) lay on them and fall asleep

Makuhita: cute lil punchy boy :) also reminds me of the paper friend

Ludicolo: i mean come on look at the lil guy of course hes raphs pokemon

Mikey:

Torkoal: fiery turtle. Hot and fun. I think he likes to leap into the air using his back steam (i imagine him yelling “FULL STEAM AHEAD” and then torkoal moves so slow)

Smeargle: self explanatory. Little bouncy art guy. this is his main pokemon, always hanging around him outside the pokeball.

Bellossom: this one just looks like mikey to me. i think him getting it was like a “he saw it abandoned and wanted to return it to its trainer, but it lost a contest so the trainer abandoned it. it now doesnt wanna do contests, but wants BLOOD” type thing. (ok it doesnt want blood but it likes fighting more)

Baltoy: mikey saw this lil clay guy and they bonded immediately. Also some psychic bc mystic magic feels psychic to me. his smeargly likes to paint on it like ceramics

Cranidos: looks like the robot dino from the cut episode, so of course i picked it

Chingling: im not 100% sold on this as one of his pokemon, but its bright and cute and psychic, so i picked it. im open to other ideas tho

April:

Crustle: when they were little and first met april, they wanted her to be apart of their Turtle Squad, so donnie played distraction while they went to catch her one. They saw crustle and went “legs and shell? Fuck yeah turtle pokemon.” when they brought it donnie immediately was like “thats a crab.” but april was so touched she refused to let them try again and she cherishes it so much

Zoura: its mayhem. little chaos fox/animal. always on her shoulders/in her arms/pranking the bros

Solosis: she thinks its cute (raph agrees) but she has to keep it in its ball when shes around donnie bc the texture makes him very upset

Fletchinder: she gives me bird vibes idk and shes passionate (firey). 

Skitty: april deserves a cute lil kitty i think. it pretends to be nice but is also means to the boys behind aprils back (aprils pretends not to notice and plays innoncent when the bros confront her but when they leave she gives the skitty a poffin)

Noivern: one donnie actually caught for her (as a noibat) bc it was purple (and he obvs likes purple) and it flies so she could travel far easily and safely. april and donnie are besties and they are the only two the noivern let ride on its back, everyone else it will only carry them in its claws

Casey:

Tirtouga: future donnie made/revived him, and gave him to casey. Casey is a Part of their Turtle Family. Also hes from 100 million years ago, casey is from future. Theyre both lost in time. Idk its cute

Mimiku: it gives me future vibes. It now uses the pikachu disguise to be more intimidating than its form beneath the disguise (due to the electricity). I think also the future has a poison variation that makes it dangerous to touch if it doesnt trust you

Porygon-Z: i really dont wanna say why he has the evolved form of donnies pokemon. But i think yall kno. yes its sad. and yes its weird when they go back in time and see each other. but i think the circumstances that made it evolve to porygon-z are Apocolypse-Only so donnies wont go past porygon2 and make it Extra Weird

Trubbish: a trash pokemon from his apocalyptic future. theyre everywhere. casey loves him and is very defensive of him when he first gets to the past/present, bc new york looks so clean in comparison to the future (when he finally sees all the trubbish there bc its a city hes happy bc his trubbish isnt an outlier)

Amaura: future leo gave him the egg, and he was carrying it around for a while. It only hatched in the past (bc it felt safe enough to do it). yes casey cried. yes he named it after leo (subtly) (it isnt that subtle. probably nicknamed it like Ardo or something).

Applin: the first pokemon he caught in the past/present. He was so surprised to see such a vibrant grass type and he got so excited (grass type are very very rare in the future)

Mikey did the classic Pokemon Magic (thats esp common in the movies) and summoned dialga to send casey back in time. Leo helped by summoning palkia to send him to the right Space. Giratina is there for idk the kraang prison dimension. I havent formulated a lot of it this is just for funsies.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #donatello #raphael #mikelangelo #april o'neil #casey #my post

[sadkidwithocs]

Random post/ random pic of the day: SlamFam’s casual looks

At first I want to draw them stand in a line of troops, clear blue sky, stand tall with straight face, empty mood. But my plan has changed immediately when Thai rock music in my playlist playing randomly and it can change the mood from “daddy’s problem🤡🤼‍♂️💩🍺🥴🎣” to be “thug’s problem💀🩸💉🔪🔫📦”

Full song 👉🏻here👈🏻. From TaitosmitH, the band that can make everything like teen thug life in university, fighting with someone on the street. Even it’s 80s string song, this band still can cover to be rock music💀

If you only listen by don’t read translation, it’s like a rock song that gives you so much 🔥fighter energy🔥want to punch someone’s face/ lil cat can transform into a tiger/ turn that worm🪱 in your yard to be dragon. But if you know the meaning of this song, it has provided you with some interesting food for thought.

Many many errors in these pic that make me feel edgy a little😖 but I come too far to fix it from the beginning🥲so pls ignore it, it just my art that make for fun and not many people understand. I don’t want to take everything seriously, because if I do, this art will never finished😂

little observations and their fashion

Faren has little Hawaiian tattoo at left ankle. He likes wearing crop top to show his belly. His shorts is the same as when he go to sleep but can’t help! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It’s very comfortable to wear. He said the wind can run through between his two meatballs😎👍🏼✨

Mike and his ORANGE shorts without belt, I have inspiration from this pic below💀👇🏻👇🏻. Wearing Nike wrestling shoes because this man is da real wrestler/ athlete boy/ P.E. teacher of locker room/ wrestling nerd/ wearing sport perfume baby powder

Dino the rich man, wears gold rings/ gold chain and expensive leather shoes (Like Ray)

Marty always be the winner of fashion icon. Even though he’s wearing a tattered shirt, he still looks cool.

Their bruises can prove you how good fighter they are. Mike has bruises and scars less than others. He has never had any backstage fight or bar fight before, he doesn’t have any boxing background. But that doesn’t mean that he can’t fight. This guy is Olympic degree wrestler and captain of wrestling varsity since student life, but all he had learned just not used for backstage fight. He has ever gave big lessons to huge body wrestler like Death row, so for little mr.Hunter’s bodyguards like this, it’s just a piece of cake

Faren is smart-mouthed man even though less than Jacques.. but Faren has more street fighter skill. Faren has experience about bar fighting with drunkard like another wrestlers who love party in the bar, because A son of Hawaiian warrior doesn’t know what “the defeat” is. Faren thinks Mike isn’t fit for street fighting, maybe he(Mike)’s worried about his career in the future (that has feud backstage too often)…or just because he has never had any backstage fight before. So it’s ok, let fighting is Faren’s due. Because he has nothing to lose, he wants to retired from WWF all along.😕

Raymond’s hands are full of blood, he’s one of toughest guy in the locker room with golden gloves boxing background. He’s soft spoken, doesn’t good at arguing like Jacques or Faren but he’s the real street fighter following his father and uncle who are politician’s bodyguard and bar doormen. He never scared or hesitate to punch someone. You can notice that Ray doesn’t have any scar on his face, this can prove you how good boxing skills he has.

Ronnie is one of toughest man but often shocked when war happens following old man things😌

Jacques: Jacques is huge and tall, he can jump from top rope and still standing. But he accept the truth that he’s not street fighter like his brother

Marty, Even though his university life was as a wrestler like Mike and spent so much time in science lab but outside of university, Marty lives in extreme and dangerous life more than normal teen should be, fought many battles since teenage. So, street fighting like this is very easy for Marty. I mean… who the hell dare to giggles and ask Dino that “mafia industry is very interesting, can I be your member?” . But Marty did. He doesn’t scared anything.

Furthermore, the rumor that Marty once k*lled a man who tried to molest him remains a mystery, if it is true.. he will be the most feared member of SlamFam under his cheerful habit

#Faren’s story #no more hashtag. I don’t want this post goes far than this lol

[aria0fgold]

Wait my dream just sink in, I woke up feeling confused and now that I processed everything, I really just dreamt bout being stuck in a loop within a moment and dying several times. On my birthday. Well, that's a good sign.

Like, my dream started out with me, my sis, and some random lil boy I don't know but somehow in that dream he's supposed to be my lil brother. My sis was driving the motorcycle from... behind us somehow? Like, normally the driver is in the front but in my dream, the kid was in the front, then me, and my sis was at the back. We still managed anyway so that's good.

One of the paths we took, basically a shortcut was a lil too small and bumpy for the motorcycle and also the people around us warned us that it's deadly for kids to take so they took the lil boy to take the longer path to our house while my sis and I took that shortcut on foot. That path had dead fish on the ground, but the fishes don't even look real anyway, they look like a plastic toy. And when we got out, two dinosaurs emerged from it. One very tiny trex. and a big bronchiosaurus. They're harmless though.

Like, I was standing off to the side and my sis wanted to get back in the path to look for a gift for me but the big dino wasn't wanna let her pass in a playful way like a dog. The tiny dino was like a cat too. And while look at em from the distance I remembered that I found a small heart-shaped stone on the wall on that path. I took it out and was observing it, then I held it up to the moon and it suddenly shattered. When it did though, some strange power entered my heart and my consciousness was brought to another world that had lasers shooting at me with various speeds, locked doors that I gotta unlock by doing a puzzle, and a dragon roaming around that'd chase and kill me.

And the thing here, everytime I die, my heart would beat VERY LOUDLY once, and then I'm back from the very beginning. So it's like a signal that I died and restarted. Bad thing is that it Hurts. So not only do I die a terrible death either by lasers or a dragon, I'd still end up getting hurt by my own heart. And I just kept dying over and over and over, until I finally got to the end only to be greeted by a guy (which I felt like was one of my blorbos but can't tell cuz he was in the shadows) in a square room but had a short hallway in the middle of one of the sides and that hallway had a tv with Shinchi's (from dcmk) silhouette on it.

But before I could observe the room longer, the guy turned the lights off which made the entire place pitch black, even the tv too, I couldn't see anything. And the guy pinned me down, covered my mouth and said: I won't plunge the knife into your neck until you took a deep breath 10 times. See, aren't I nice?

And I'm like: "Damn... So to get outta the loop I gotta be killed by this guy in the end?" So, I just nodded. But the thing here... Whenever I took a deep breath, my heart gonna do that thing again and beat very loudly. So it hurts each time, my blorbo in the dark aint nice at all (as if the fact that he gonna kill me wasn't proof enough). Then by the 3rd time I did it, I remembered the tv and also how I kept seeing it nearly every area I been to in that godforsaken place. And I was like: Maybe that's important?

I don't remember how I managed to distract the guy, but I did, and I rushed to where I remembered the tv to be before everything got dark and when I reached it, Shinichi grabbed my hand and pulled me into the tv which was also how I finally got out of the loop. Like, in that place it felt like I've been there forever, but in reality, not even a minute had passed. And then I felt a power in my heart. And for some reason? a small explanation entered my brain which is like, if I had let the guy killed me, the power I'd get would be different and a lot risky (like there'd be some sorta debuff if I used it) But if I escaped him then the power I'd get would be better and a lot "pure" in a way (like that power has no debuff and is just overall better).

So yeah, I think that's a good sign both sarcastically and truthfully. Like, getting stuck in a loop and dying several times aint a good sign, but getting a power at the end was a good sign.

#aria rants #when one second stretched on to eternity just for the sake of me getting that power #i didnt even get to use it in my dream! cuz i woke up! maaaaaan #imagine going through hell and back to get that power and not even getting to use it #i been robbed bro. also like surprisingly enough. this was one of the dreams id had #where i didnt appear as a guy. i appeared as a girl and like whoa. another layer to it #i think my dream also made sure to keep the identity of that guy from me cuz if #i had known which blorbo he was i wouldve just accepted my fate and die by his hands #also a very funny and nice detail from it. shinichi being the means of escape #cuz his catchphrase ''there is only one truth'' or ''one truth prevails'' #so its like that part is saying that theres only one truth to it and thats me #being pulled back to reality with a power that had no drawbacks. pretty cool #also that power surrounds my heart and like awww thats nice. not so nice the process but nice anyway #10/10 dream. i could make a story outta it. and also feels like the world greeting me a happy birthday

[cassandherkinz]

Hi! I’m Cass and here are my Kinz :)

Pink = Girl

Blue = Boy

Black = Undecided

Snowman-Snowy

Ribbon Unicorn-Lilly

Love Frog-Pinkie

Love Frog Kinz Klip-Frogette

Pink Cockatoo-Sadie

Cream Soda Pup-Rosetta

Bubblegum Cheeky Cat-Bubblegum

Tie Dye Frog-Hopette

Pink Poodle-Princess

Persian Cat-Cindy

Pink Googles-Lisa

Pink & White Cat-Laura

Pink Pony-Sparkle

Jack Russell-Terry

Chihuahua-Sunny

Love Monkey-Valentine

White Terrier-Snow White

Lil' Black & White Cat-Oreo

Lil' St. Bernard-Bernie

Lil' Golden Retriever-Goldie

Lil' Elephant-Ellie

Lil' Cow-Jersey

Rabbit-Fluffy

Bull Frog-Hoppers

St. Pat's Setter-Shamrock

Siamese-Cinnamon

Blufadoodle-Blueberry

Lil' Black Poodle-Beauty

Lil' Pink Poodle-Paris

Leopard-Spots

Cocker Spaniel-Buddy

Lil' Hippo-Holly

Gray Arabian-Gallop

Lil' Alley Cat-Autumn

Lil' Husky-Tundra

Golden Retriever-Sandy

Bubblegum Dino-Bubbles

Googles-Daisy

Lil' Pug-Wrinkles

Peace Out Puppy-Peace

Rockerz Cat-Pink (P!nk)

Lil' Horse-Sienna

Bulldog-Spike

Lil' Tree Frog-Kermit

Lil' Googles-Angel

Signature Bengal Cat-Abigail

Snow Yeti-Blizzard

Cocoa Lab-Hershey

Lil' Polar Bear-Icicles

Pig-Blush

Tree Frog-Patrick

Purple Goldfish-Indigo

Lil' Lamb-Madison

Bat-Drake

Midnight Monster-Midnight

Lil' Yorkie-Missy

Petunia Mazin' Hamster-Petunia

Pixie Mazin' Hamster-Pixie

Hope Mazin' Hamster-Hope

Key Lime Dino-Ricky

Poodle-Crystal

Clydesdale-Clyde

Charcoal Cat Kinz Klip-Anya

Pink & White Cat Kinz Klip-Blossom

Schnauzer-Louie

Zaan Zumbuddy-Zaan

Zoza Zumbuddy-Zoza

Zahara Zumbuddy-Zahara

Zreth Zumbuddy-Zreth

Zeta Zumbuddy-Zeta

Zehe Zumbuddy-Zehe

Lil' White Terrier-Cupcake

Lil' Orange & White Cat-Clementine

Musical Dalmation-Harmony

Lil' Poodle-Snowball

Delightz Donut Pup-Annabelle

Lion Fish-Nina

Velvety Elephant-Velvet

Silversoft Cat-Silver

Tiger Kinz Klip-?

Leopard Kinz Klip-?

Reindeer-Dasher

Frog-Cameron

Lil' Chihuahua-Jalepeño

Black Bear-Ashton

Pucker Fish-Beatrice

Cookie Mazin' Hamster-Cookie

Waffles Mazin' Hamster-Waffles

Black Poodle-London

Spooky Mazin' Hamster-Spooky

Cinnamon Mazin' Hamster-Angela

Willow Mazin' Hamster-Willow

Black Cat-Sabrina

Lil' Koala-Kimmy

Eluvant-Valentina

Whale-Walter

Seal-Lucille

Domino Cat-Dominique

Caterpillar-Jade

Lil' Lion-Zack

Lil' Cocker Spaniel-Daniel

Springy Kangaroo-Kaitlyn

Sparkle Mazin' Hamster-Twinkle

Chicken-Benedict

Mocha Pup-Mocha

Ring Tailed Lemur-Julien (Madagascar)

Brown Dog-Cadbury

Pelican-Pete

Hippo-Patricia

Cotton Candy Pup-Candy

Chinese Dragon-Yang (My old best friend’s last name)

Tuxedo Cat-Tux

English Bulldog-Dustin

Mud Hippo-Clayton

Opossum-Pipsqueak

Polar Bear-Flurry

Skunk-Shelby

Silverback Gorilla-Kong

Lioness-Kiara

Iguana-Azalea (Iggy Azalea)

Walrus-Willis

Cow-Maybelle

Clown Fish-Nemo

Tiger-Tony

Rooster-Roy

Gecko-Geico (Geico could save you 15% or more)

Blue Triggerfish-Oceana

Groovy Gorilla-Juniper

Swirly Curl Unicorn-Ribbons

Striped Cheeky Cat-Retro

Lil' Persian Cat-Pearl

Llama-Lucy

Dreamy Sheep-Slumber

Chicken-Penny

Mud Hippo-Wallow

Decade Dragon- Diana

Sterling Cheeky Cat-Sterling

Ribbon Yorkie-Chiffon

Teacup Yorkie-Chanel

Cardinal-Ruby

Hummingbird-Fern

Tomato Clownfish-Rojo (Spanish for red)

Daisy Pig-Hana (Japanese for flower)

Sparkle Harp Seal-Harper

Boxer-Champ

Summer Beaver-Popsicle

Rockabilly Rooster-Rocky

Welsh Corgi Dog-Ken

Spotted Turtle-Tucker

Pizzazzy Puppy-Dazzle

Grape Soda Pup-Crush

Lilac Guinea Pig-Lilac

Chow Chow-Meili (Chinese for beauty)

Fancy Flamingo-Fiona

Sunset Guraffe-Sunset

Coloursplash Tiger-Pride (Gay rights heheh)

Koala-Adelaide

Badger-Braxton

Knit Sock Dog-Sox

Meerkat-Kit Kat

Midnight Owl-Twilight

Monkey-George

Golden Lion Tamarin-Nash (Dad bought him in Nashville)

Yorkie-Fancy

Himalayan-Kayla

Lemon-Lime Gecko-Sprite

Alley Cat-Alex

Rockerz Zebra-Zeppelin (Led Zeppelin)

Rockerz Monkey-Iero (Frank Iero)

Black & White Cat-Moonlight

Black Stallion-Megan (Megan Thee Stallion)

Cotton Candy Bunny-Melanie (Melanie Martinez)

Lil’ Dalmatian-Ace

Marshmallow Bunny-Marsha

Lil’ White Terrier-

Lil’ Bulldog-

Cardinal-

Lil’ Googles-

Lil’ Polar Bear-

Lil’ Tree Frog-

Tree Kangaroo-Dendro

Camel-Wednesday

Blue Googles-Bing

Glamorous Gorilla-Vogue

Sunshine Mazin’ Hamster-Sunshine

Oriole-Ophelia

Cookies n’ Cream Guinea Pig-Chip

Peace ‘n’ Love Puppy-Serenity

Cupcake Pup-Pupcake

Rainbow Hedgehog-Prism

Texting Puppy-Katie

Brilliant Bandit-Lavender

Pink Dalmation-Maisie

Snowy Retriever Puppy-Coconut

Gordon Setter-Greer

Whimsy Dragon-Lover (Taylor Swift’s album)

Rockerz Fox-Cyrus

Gordon Setter-Greta

Brown Dog-Buster

Hedgehog-Reggie

Grey Squirrel-Sally

Daisy Tortoise-Gayle

Brown Arabian-BoJack (BoJack Horseman)

Panda-Ming

Fantail Goldfish-Finn (Goldfish cracker mascot)

Rhino-Remington

Cheeky Monkey-Malone (Post Malone)

Cow-Betsy

Spotted Frog-Billy

Dachshund-Tootsie

Strawberry Cow-Milkshake

Lil’ Bullfrog-Jeremiah

Lava Dragon-Scorn

Wooly Mammoth-Manny

Porcupine-Pokey

Aardvark-Antonio

Lil’ Rabbit-Cream

Lamb-Easter

Pug-Doug

Chimpanzee-Bananas

Boston Terrier-Bolt

Love Lion-Amore

Lil’ Bulldog-Randy

Okapi-Nigel

Country Side Hedgehog-Shaymin

Red Velvet Fawn-Scarlet

Red Velvet Racoon-Maroon

Pucker Fish-Lipsey Hussle

Collie-Lassie

Night Mare-Fieri

Lil’ Pig-Rosie

Airedale Terrier-Henry

Scottish Terrier-Scruffy

Pink and White Dog-Lacey

Lil’ Unicorn-Starlight

Lil’ Leopard-Lyle

Black Panther-Bagheera

Ginger Cat-Ginger

Orca Whale-Reaper

Signature Endangered Iberian Cat-?

Chocolate Lab-Fudge

Signature Small Grey Tabby Cat-Chrissy

Bullmastiff Puppy-Duke

Brown Cow-Malt

Grey Owl-Earl

Groundhog-Murray

Sea Otter-Ollie

Baby Penguin-Wade

Dazzle Dachshund-Sharpay

Lil’ Frog-Pepe

Brilliant Pegasus-Rarity

American Albino-Casper (Online only)

Pegasus-Pandora (Online only)

Raccoon-Bandit

Striped Snake-Scrunch (Online only)

Tiger Snake-Tasma (Online only)

Elephant-Jumbo

Signature Sea Turtle-Donatello

Longhorn Steer-Diesel

Lil’ Seahorse-Atlantis

Old English Sheepdog-Bentley

Curly Lion-Carl

Chipmunk-Dale

Pinto-Beans

Pink Glitter Fish-Cordelia

Lil’ Monkey-?

Charcoal Cat-Charlene

Rainbow Armadillo-Skittles

Arctic Fox-Glacier

Caramel Lion-Caramilk

Prairie Dog-Patrat

Horse-Sugar

Signature Endangered Cougar-?

Signature Endangered Black African Rhinoceros-Tank

American Cocker Spaniel-Carly

Fairykinz Raccoon-Trixie

Capybara-Gort

Peridot Dog-August

Leo Lion-Leo

Patchy Pup-? (Online only)

Giraffe-?

Lil’ Panda-Oso

American German Shepherd-Sage (Online only)

Basset Hound-Sherlock

Beagle-Jake

Black Lab-Jet (Online only)

Twilight Doe-

Mountain Goat-Kefir

Grey and White Cat-Gracie

Yellow Lab-? (Online only)

Cocoa Dinosaur-Rolo (Online only)

Deer-Fauna (Online only)

Eagle-Apollo

Snowy Owl-?

Sherbet Bunny-? (Online only)

Shimmer Bunny-Phoebe (Online only)

Raven-Nevermore

Rainbow Rascal-Bright Heart

Sweet Spring Raccoon-Tiffany

Dire Wolf-Ender

Vampire Monkey-Fang

Vampire Kitten-Elvira

Trick or Treat Troll-

Gargowl-Grimm

Vampire Bat-Antasma

Autumn Owl-Hooters

Sugar Cookie Sheep-Buttercream

Sun Fox-Firefox

Fairykinz Tiger Cub-

Fairykinz Panda Cub-

Merry Go Round Pony-Posie

Wolf-Legoshi

Rockerz Coyote-Swift

Harvest Unicorn-Arista

Vampire Panther Cub-Elvira

Rockerz Puppy-Bieber

Axolotl-Archie

Vampire Bunny-Bunnicula?

Ice Fawn-

Zircon Puppy-December

Capricorn Goat-Giles

Aries Ram-Arden

Candy Corn Mouse-

Aquamarine Puppy-

Sagittarius Buck-

Zombie Bloodhound-Gash

Quirky Carnival Unicorn-

Diamond Doggy-

Candy Apple Camel-

Licorice Fish-Twizzler

Autumn Bunny-Reese

Upbeat Chic Giraffe-Taffy

Purple Monster-

Friendly Monster-Jawbreaker

Fluffy Bog Muskrat-

Sweet Corn Tiger-

Upbeat Chic Owl-

Lil Toil Toad-

Lil Trouble Toad-

Lil Twisted Toad-

Weremonster-

Northern Lights Moose-Borealis

Cinnamon Squirrel-Canela

Leonburger-

Tinkerpup-Wrench

Marshmallow Chipmunk-

Tinkercat-Hammer?

Pioneer Pony-Ree

Pioneer Pig-Drummond

Quirky Carnival Cub-

Lil Wise Owl-

Lil Tricky Owl-

Lil Jolly Owl-Duo

Lil Green Bat-Frank

Lil Orange Bat-Jack

Lil Purple Bat-Clawdeen

Black Cat-Sasha

Peace Puppy-Arcadia

Green Sloth-Harlequin

Crocodile-Gustave? (Online only)

Glamour Gecko- Bazaar? (Online only)

Green Shimmer Snake-

Brilliant Tortoise-

Royal Cobra-Kratos

Rainforest Boa

Rock Candy Croc

Leopard Lizard-

Pineapple Turtle

Pig-?

Zombie Pup-Burton (Online only)

Pumpkin Puppy-Pumpkin (Online only)

Scottish Fold Cat-Meredith

Cactus Cat-

Mint Chocolate Sheep-

Undercover Cat-

Cauliflower Sheep-

Cloud Sheep-Meringue

Cotton Candy Sheep-Katharine

Cheshire Cat-Wonderland

Grey Tabby Cat (Next)-Clover

Buttons Bear-Buttons

Be Merry Bear-

Gingerbread Bear-

Sock Bear-

Sleepover Cub-

Northern Trails Bear-Sokka

Spotted Seal-Fluke

Red Peppermint Unicorn-Peppermint

White Peppermint Unicorn-Wintermint

Green Peppermint Unicorn-Spearmint

Cookies and Cream Koala

Gelato Parrot

Ice Cream Scoop Snail-Breyer

Mint Chocolate Cow-Andes

Maple Moose-Canada

Polar Gummy-Haribo

Sour Watermelon Hound-Maynard

Sugar Rush Butterfly

Waffle Wallaby-Syrup

Lemon Drop Cow

Sugar Cookie Puppy-Nilla

Puppy Love Puppy

House Mouse-Geronimo

Rainbow Panda

White Cosmic Bear-Orbit

Purple Floral Fawn

Baby Raptor-Blue

Bubblegum Mammoth

Panda-Poh

Sugar Cookie Reindeer-Drizzle

Airborne Puppy-Delta

Bedtime Puppy

Cuddly Teddy Bear-Cuddles

French Hen

Polka Dot Cow

Sugar Coated Kitty-

Snuggly Teddy Bear-Snuggles

Winged Tiger

You and Me Puppy

Denim & Lace Giraffe-

Floral Pony-

Denim & Lace Pony-Filigree

Blue Tang-Mazarin

Lion Cub-Simba

Polka Dot Bobcat

Pixie Bunny

Pixie Fox

Royal Elephant

Toadstool Frog

Cairn Terrier-Toto

Sea Dragon-Lapras

Good Fortune Hedgehog-

Emerald Dragon-

Sugar Cookie Mouse-Crumbs

Minty Moose-

Pig-Peppa?

Mistletoe Mouse-Yule? Ivy?

Minty Reindeer (Online only)

Gingerbread Elephant-

Gingerbread Puppy- (Online only)

Holiday Husky-Mishka? Comet? Yule?

Holly Fox-

Morning Glory Lion Cub-Bluebell

Husky-Yukon

Dalmation-Pongo

Pisces Fish-Delmar

Aquarius Retriever-

Taurus Bull-

Gemini Butterfly-Gemma

Cancer Crab-Uriel

Virgo Horse-Thane

Scorpio Snake-Zeke

Libra Eagle-Justin

Garnet Rover-January

Amethyst Hound-Fabian

Emerald Lab-May

Pearl Pup-June

Ruby Retriever-

Sapphire Spaniel-

Topaz Terrier-November

Opal Pup-October

Ballet Pup-Angelina

Rockerz Raccoon- (Online only)

Signature Woodland Raccoon (Online only)

Brilliant Bandit-Mauve

Zebra-Zigzag

Cuddly Koala-

Blushing Fawn-Rosalin (Online only)

Lionfish-Leon (Online only)

Floppy Pig- (Online only)

Cotton Candy Bunny

Grape Soda Pup

Grey Squirrel

Love Lion

Fantail Goldfish

Black Bear

Monkey

Persian Cat-Blanche

Persian Cat-

Koala

Bulldog

Lil’ White Terrier

Elephant

Old English Sheepdog

Lil’ Black & White Cheeky Dog-Hydrox

Blueberry Cheeky Dog-Blue

Guinea Pig

Lil’ Black Bear-Baloo

Alpaca-Dune

Grey Langur

Jelly Bean Puppy-Jill (Online only)

Citrus Dragon- (Online only)

White Mouse-

Parakeet- (Online only)

Cheeky Bunny- (Online only)

Kangaroo-

Tawny Pup-Biscuit

Zalow Zumbuddy-Zalow

Lil’ Grey and White Cat

Gold and White Cat

Blue Jay

St. Bernard-Beethoven

Samoyed

Small Signature Lamb-Lullaby

Arctic Polar Bear-Icebreaker

Lil’ Penguin-

Lil’ Black Lab

Signature Small Golden Retriever-

Peppermint Puppy-Noelle

Dalmatian Kinz Clip-

#some of them I named when I was like 7 please excuse them lol #Ganz please lemme rename my Webkinz to less cringey names #webkinz #webkinz classic #kinzblr

[f-nodragonart]

have you guys ever watched the docufiction film The Last Dragon | A Fantasy Made Real? Its a fictional documentary set in an alternate universe where dragons were real

I wrote a few reviews abt it quite a while ago, but the longer one is p old and kinda cringey/incorrect in certain places, so I’ll run down my basic thoughts here

also if anybody wants to watch this film, here’s a link to it. I first watched this when I was a wee lil dragon-fanatic, and I’m obviously a sucker for faux-documentary/field journal fantasy media, so this movie holds a special place in my heart. HOWEVER, as I will explain here, it unfortunately gets a LOT of things wrong. it’s def got some positive qualities (which I will also describe), and it’s a fun watch, but DO NOT take this movie as an accurate assessment of what dragons could have been under different circumstances

WHAT THIS DOCUFICTION GETS WRONG*:

*I’m ESPECIALLY harsh on this movie b/c it’s a DOCUfiction. I tend to be a bit more lenient when a story isn’t necessarily aiming for a realistic setting (stylistic consistency is relevant here), but when a piece of media sets out to describe a scientifically feasible setting?? I bring the hammer DOWN

1) dear god, the anatomy is janky

the wings in particular can get RLY bad. 

these wings clearly need more musculature and lower arm/’hand’ length, and a full membrane connection to the torso. they don’t even have ANY hint of integration/connection to the ribcage– no keel, no shoulder/chest musculature, not even any scapula!!

disgraceful…

while I can accept elbow spines in certain cases, I still don’t rly think they’re necessary in most cases– ESPECIALLY in this case where they don’t even provide extra area to the membrane around the elbow! what’s even the point!!

also I just noticed the designers forgot to put the elbow spines in the skeletal, so I can’t even check if they were integrated correctly….. hell, looking closer, I don’t think the front legs have scapula either….. DISGRACEFUL…

the wing shoulders also need to be shifted back behind the front leg shoulders, obviously, but they ALSO ought to be shifted down more towards the sides of the ribcage. wings based high up near the spine are typical of birds b/c they’ve got specialized wing musculature that basically pulls all the wing muscles (including the “back” muscles) down under the ribcage. bat wings aren’t built for that kinda setup, thus the shoulders are based more towards the sides on actual bats. this would likely be the same for bat-winged dragons

and those aren’t even the worst wings

I legit lose my mind a little lookin at these wings like…. why no membrane…. WHY NO MEMBRANE…

also there was clearly some attempt here to give these wings chest/shoulder musculature, but the designers didn’t know how much musculature a wing actually needs (or even how those muscles need to be shaped to properly hold a body..). thus, we just get pillowy, bara-boy boobs that would be useless for flight, even if the wings themselves were actually designed right

obviously a keel is necessary for a creature this big, but even if the designers nyxed the keel, the LEAST they could do is stretch the pecs down the full length of the ribcage to properly support the torso…

beyond the wings, some of the torsos are JUST a mess

the wyvern’s torso is mostly a problem b/c of weird wing integration, but the hexapod up top just has a plain weird torso, wings or not

it feels like the designers attempted to slap canine-like front legs on an ungulate/equine chest, and just utterly failed to integrate them properly. thus, the legs are floating to the sides of the chest rather than connected to and holding it up in any substantial way

I actually see this lack of shoulder integration in a lot in dragon designs, but it’s usually a result of trying to preserve the shape of chest/throat scales, so it’s kinda weird to see on a leathery-skin design

another thing abt this particular hexapod dragon is a bit hard to explain, but the neck is like… weird. idk if it’s super apparent to others, but the neck attaches more under the skull, a bit like a dog (ignore the skeletal, it’s clearly not accurate to the dragon actually presented). however, the flow of the neck from the chest is more of a horse neck? the strong up-and-over curve of a horse neck can’t rly attach to the skull in any way except the direct back of the cranium, yet this neck attaches somewhat to the underside of the skull, giving it a VERY awkward curvature. I happened to recently answer an ask abt necks that may explain this better, but suffice to say, the neck is weird

also, as u can see above, the base of the neck at the chest is super stiff b/c the animators didn’t bother to shift the mass of the chest/neck w/ the movement of the neck, which in turn makes the neck look ABSURDLY thin at angles like these

oh, and while this is certainly not the worst of the anatomical sins, the shrink-wrapping is p bad. yeah yeah, flighted creatures gotta be light, but flying animals still have SOME fatty deposits, like…. c’mon, u can SEE the cartilage rings in the throat of that poor wyvern, gimme a break… + it gets cold in the sky, where are some protective feathers/’fur’ for these guys?? especially side-eyeing the one living in the mountains. yeah I know they’ve apparently got that heat-retaining blood protein or whatever, but much like the flight bladder (which I will get to later), that’s asking me to excuse a bit much in terms of anatomy

(tho to be fair, the actual dinos featured in the film are naked and thin too so… at least this inaccuracy is consistent..)

I feel like this is especially bad w/ the heads. it looks like there’s barely any muscular support at the connection to the neck, and no jaw musculature to speak of. of course, a croc-like jaw design could layer the muscles under bone so that they’re not necessarily visible from the outside

but note the mass distribution of the bones of the jaw– they still stick out a fair bit to leave room for the muscles underneath (including on the upper jaw), and more importantly, the area for basing the muscles on the lower jaw is WIDE. now dragons may not necessarily need a strong bite-force like crocs if they’re using their talons and fire for attack, but most ANY toothed-animal skull is gonna NEED a lower jaw with a wider back end to provide stable, strong support to the jaw muscles. what I’m seeing from the ‘croc-’like dragon heads in this movie (not the wyvern head so much, that actually isn’t too bad in this respect) are flimsy, cardboard structures that will warp at the slightest hint of pressure

also, the teeth on all the dragons are weirdly straight and thin? like fishing teeth? but the main dragons are all land predators– they SHOULD have thick/curved teeth. even crocs have thick, slightly curved teeth, get w/ the program!!

and let’s not forgot this fucker

sir… SIR, that is a muscle-less TUBE with LEGS….. 

………..funny how suddenly the wiener-dragon ain’t shrink-wrapped, eh?

also this dragon absolutely CANNOT glide, no matter what kinda “flight bladders” they got, the membrane surface area is FAR too small even for gliding, I’m sorry!!

2) “evolutionary theory? what’s that??”

basically the film goes, “WHOA this dragon has 6 limbs! no other vertebrate on the planet has 6 limbs! they must have a wild genetic mutation for that to happen– oh, yep, they sure do!” and just… leaves it there

the evolution of 6 limbs in any evolutionary tree similar to Earth’s is literally so complicated, I have an entire post dedicated to breaking down JUST that concept. the way this movie so briefly presents this “wild mutation” doesn’t even BEGIN to cover how incredibly difficult it would be to shift something as hard-wired as vertebrate limb number from four to six

what’s even MORE frustrating tho is that this movie’s timeline for evolution doesn’t even make SENSE! supposedly their oldest dragon is the wyvern– the tetrapod. then that TETRApod somehow led to the HEXApod marine dragon. what in the world?? WHERE did that other limb set come from? WHY is there another limb set suddenly???

as I explain in that post linked above, it’s practically impossible for another functional, full limb set to evolve in a complex vertebrate– that’s why it’s most reasonable for hexapods to evolve long before tetrapods set the standard, and the two evolutionary lines would go their separate ways. there’s a small chance a limb set could evolve properly into a small, early tetrapod (tho even that is a long-shot), but in a LARGE vertebrate whose entire physiology revolves around their current tetrapodal, bipedal setup, as this movie suggests w/ their wyvern? hell nah, not a chance

and there are def other evolutionary problems throughout– generally just the fact that dragons seem to change VERY little, ‘aesthetically’ speaking, despite so many years of evolution and adaptation to wildly different environments (looking at the marine dragon..). yet when the dragons ARE markedly different from one another (wyvern vs. hexapod), it only brings up more problems, as covered above. like it’s all just so vague and ungrounded in any real evolutionary reality

also this post pointed out further problems w/ the evolution I didn’t even think abt (like the forest dragon being a contemporary to the mountain dragon, despite being used as an intermediary b/t marine and mountain) so I’m rly just 🤔 abt all this

3) BAD lab procedure!!

why aren’t the researchers wearing masks? they need masks to protect the corpses from human germs, and protect themselves from breathing in anything weird that was on the corpse! and they keep touching the corpse w/o gloves, getting their human oils all over the body! have they never heard of contamination?? AUGH

there’s definitely more wrong here that I rly don’t have the experience to speak on (and some of it I’m willing to excuse for the sake of a short, dramatic film– like the team having a whole lab setup right on the mountain), but the cross-contamination is what rly bothered me.

WHAT THIS DOCUFICTION GETS RIGHT and/or FUN:

1) realistic, cool behavior

the dragon behaviors featured are actually realistic, and downright cool at times!

screaming to both call for help and hurt an opponent’s ears; flashing wings to warn off opponents; mimicry to trick prey; that KICK-ASS courting ritual (if not displayed a bit awkwardly in terms of body positioning); the fiery brooding method (if we at least assume egg physiology that could handle and require that kinda direct heat, which I don’t think is…. necessarily outside reality… perhaps… maybe…)– these are all awesome examples of neat behavior

2) flight bladders? kind of??

this one is in the “got it right” list based more on potential than actual application in the movie

see, the idea of a flight bladder is p cool! the source of gas from digestion is completely reasonable, and it makes sense as a way to help a huge creature relieve some of the stress of flight

plus, the connection w/ fire-breathing is super interesting! it’s a very reasonable give-and-take system, and I like it a LOT. so this post pointed out the problems w/ having a flight system that relies on a product also used up by a different system, so now I can’t even give it that much credit lmao

however, the flight bladders in the movie are used to excuse some of the worst wing anatomy I’ve seen passed off as “realistic designs”. flight bladders may make up for *some* shortened wing length, or flight endurance, but they CANNOT make up for the problems I described in the “got it wrong” list

3) fire-breathing mechanics

if we now ignore the problems w/ this gas system being directly connected to the flight system, the fire-breathing is decently grounded in reality! the designers not only took into account the fuel source (gas from digestion), but also ignition source (platinum deposits). both of these sources are super interesting to me cus’ they technically utilize outside resources, which is not usually the case w/ a lot of fire-breathing mechanics I’ve seen

also love the specialized mouth anatomy– a scaled inner mouth and protective palate-valve make perfect sense to protect the dragon’s innards from fire, esp since the fire is igniting towards the back of the mouth. though the source of ignition being so far back in the delicate throat is itself suspect, and makes me wonder why it wasn’t simply ignited up towards the front of the mouth to prevent injury….. man I can’t give this film an inch w/o taking a mile back, huh!!

-Mod Spiral

#reviews #dragons: a fantasy made real #mod spiral #ask #anonymous

[hobbitunderthemountain]

ok a fun pure story from work today: 

one of our directors had her parents come in with her lil baby boy who’s like 4 okay and he’s relatively familiar with our office so he went to go find another coworker who always has dinosaurs on her desk bc he’s at the dinosaur phase stage of life (aren’t we all) but the thing was... he wasn’t satisfied with just the two dinos he had pilfered off my coworkers desk but his mom, one of our directors, tells him ‘sorry bud I don’t think there are any more stegosauruses or dinosaurs left in this office’ 

LO AND BEHOLD one of my desk decorations is a little fossilized skeleton stego and I interrupted and bestowed upon this precious boy another stegosaurus and he was OVER THE MOON about it just so excited i was thrilled my little desk decorations thrilled him so much but it didn’t hold his attention long and his grandfather brought it back to me and thanked me

five minutes later they’re back and my coworkers father asks very politely if they could have the stego again which i happily obliged except this time, the little boy sees the little toothless figure from how to train your dragon on my desk and LIGHTS UP ALL OVER AGAIN exclaiming ‘that’s the dragon from tv!!! he’s my favorite!!!’ and i told him toothless was my favorite too!! and holy fuck it made my day omg

#this was at like 5pm when we were all already exhausted but had another hour or so of work to power through #so this was such a blessing #it made me so happy and it made him so happy #probably earned some credit w the director gal ;D #it was a fun day at work even tho we're all dying from stress :')))))

[verdigrisprowl]

Oct 15 Dancitron Movie Night - Bridge Of Spies

Prompted by the movie, Prowl and Soundwave had some discussions about how moral it is for punish the wicked outside of strictly legal proceedings. Lots of deep conversation about laws and morality. Prowl somehow managed to not tell Soundwave his personal moral stance on the topic.

Today NoodlesAtNight 7:40 pm *Soundwave puts the last of the couches down and plops himself in place without a word. He's here for this intrigue business, more than he is for most other things. He is ready to go.* Swerester 7:40 pm //rabbit why are you like this Today Darkscream 7:40 pm [Rabbit is forever the butt. Giving us two Swerves.] Chaoit 7:41 pm ((it's rabbit ((being rabbit Swerester 7:41 pm //lmao i had to reopen it in a new tab so it probably took a moment to kill the other swerve Swerester 7:41 pm [Stumbles in with arms full of pillows] Hello, I brought presents because someone gave me like fifty. UnkillableJazz 7:41 pm *snags a cushion near a couch arm* So the invite suggested it's a movie about spies? NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm [[Fifty presents? Or fifty p--]] Oh no. A Jazz. They'd better not get ideas. [[illows. Yes, it did.]] Swerester 7:43 pm They gave me like fifty pillows so I brought as many as I could carry to give to everyone here. I don't need fifty pillows. Chaoit 7:43 pm ((so we gonna say Blaster went home at some point, just for sanity's sake?)) NoodlesAtNight 7:44 pm ((yes, of course, aha. i didn't mean to keep your boy hostage or anything)) [[He'll take... two.]] verdigrisprowl 7:44 pm *he arrived just in time to hear about this load of pillows.* ... What... what are they for. Decoration? Showing off...? Swerester 7:44 pm Sure. Take any many as you want, I brought like half of them. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:44 pm *peaks in* verdigrisprowl 7:44 pm *they look like fabric, stuffed with something squishy that might be more fabric. fabric stuffed in fabric is like, a hella status symbol.* Swerester 7:44 pm They're decorative, as far as I can tell? Or maybe they're meant for sleeping on, but they're all patterned! Want one? NoodlesAtNight 7:45 pm [[For being soft and somewhat comfortable against sore plates.]] Darkscream 7:45 pm *Wandering in with a debatable ball of hate/observation in her arms. Best not to question the small Giratina her arms.* Pillows? UnkillableJazz 7:45 pm If they're here for everyone- *Jazz snags three to make his corner of the couch into a nest* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:45 pm *here comes a dragon, with SNACKS! delicious snacks. you know you want some.* Hello, Soundwave, Prowl, everyone! *she's cheery. and that's a /lot/ of food, good lord.* verdigrisprowl 7:45 pm ... That sounds like a contradiction. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:45 pm *scampers inside* Bird? NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm *Soundwave bobs his head at everyone as they approach. Darkscream, the dragon, Prowl - that one gets an affection ping with the greeting one - and others.* Chaoit 7:46 pm -and he's making his way into the room now, finally looking more like normal- Swerester 7:46 pm That's five taken so I have twenty more to give away here. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:46 pm Bird! NoodlesAtNight 7:47 pm [[No, no bird. She should be here next week. A musical about revolutions, you know.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:47 pm No Bird? AGAIN? : < verdigrisprowl 7:47 pm *returns the affection ping and sits with Soundwave* ((brb heating up dinner)) Darkscream 7:47 pm I'll take some pillows. Give this guy something to chew on. *Shall take one, Swerve. Giving it to the Giratina, which grabbed it with his wing-tendril things* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:48 pm *bends and unbends his knees in an upset toddler dance* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:48 pm *the dragon puts all the snacks on the bar where they belong. there's gummis, and mercury rolls, and rust sticks, and all sorts of snacks! someone was busy.* Darkscream 7:49 pm [No Unicron, but how about antimatter God Pokemon? Let me be dumb. I now have Mondays off. \o/ NoodlesAtNight 7:49 pm [[She's a busy bot, you know.]] *Stuffs one of the pillows just behind his neck and the other behind his lower back. Ahh.* SCProwl 7:49 pm *arrives, pings Soundwave and alternate while heading toward usual table* NoodlesAtNight 7:49 pm ((no restriction against giratina 😃 )) Swerester 7:49 pm [settles in with a pillow of his own since they *are* pretty comfy] UnkillableJazz 7:49 pm *Curious Jazz is curious* What are they? *looking at giratina* Swerester 7:49 pm Ooh, is that a pokemon? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm *upset baby dancing speeds up* Me Swoop don't WANT her to. Busy. Bot. Chaoit 7:50 pm -flops onto a seat, kinda sinking into it- NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[That is your problem. Her work comes first.]] UnkillableJazz 7:50 pm ((need to hook my laptop up)) Darkscream 7:51 pm *Giratina eyed the group.* It is. He's a Giratina, a, well... Part of the Creation God trio of Pokemon. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm *drops down to sit in his butt in a show of just HOW much he doesn't like this* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:52 pm *aaaaaaand done. hopefully the tower of snacks isn't blocking anyone's line of sight. it's probably stable. she's gonna try and get a pillow and drag it over to Soundwave's couch.* NoodlesAtNight 7:52 pm [[Would you like help, dragon?]] opatoes 7:52 pm /Smokescreen's coming in again, immediately stopping to stare at the Giratina. He knew he should've brought his pumpkaboo!/ Hey! Hey, hey, I see we've got a new friend here! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:53 pm ...Yes, please. Thank you. Swerester 7:53 pm [tosse a pillow at Smokey] NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm *He'll stretch a feeler out to pick up the pillow - and, if the dragon wants, them as well?* opatoes 7:53 pm /Catches the pillow and tosses it back at Swerve!/ MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm *breathes exaggeratedly hard to make his irritation known* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:54 pm ((nugget: tries to walk in front of my laptop me: kisses her soft lil head mercilessly nugget: gets all huffy and goes away)) NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm [[Vent all you like, Swoop. It does not change our work schedule.]] Swerester 7:54 pm I was giving you the pillow, nerd. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:54 pm *free ride! she's the princess tonight! at least, she can pretend she is, right? no one will mind?* SCProwl 7:54 pm *greeting ping to Smokescreen* NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm ((defeated with affection!)) opatoes 7:54 pm ... Oh! Ohh, I thought you wanted a pillow fight or something. Can I have it back? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:54 pm *throws himself back to flop back against the ground like a DIno-skin rug* Swerester 7:54 pm [snorts and tosses it back] opatoes 7:54 pm /Pingpings Round Prowl!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm ((she's grabbed onto my left elbow to stare at me. she just wants to Do Whatever I Do but she is very unhelpful when on the lappytop)) Darkscream 7:55 pm *Giratina eyes Smokesceen with a baleful look. It's normal.* Swoop, you're acting less like a fierce Dinobot and more like a toddler. opatoes 7:56 pm /tries to imitate that baleful look. Doesn't work very well./ MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm Nuh UH UnkillableJazz 7:56 pm (🔙) MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm Me Swoop not a BAAAAABY Darkscream 7:58 pm *Giratina wiggled a tendril at Smokescreen. It was in it's altered forme to be more of a noodle dragon.* Well you are acting a bit like one. Fine to be unhappy not seeing your friend, just don't throw a tantrum. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:59 pm *pops up into a seated position and huffs dramatically* Me Swoop not tantrum NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm ((we'll start in ten minutes, get all your snacks and stuff)) opatoes 8:00 pm /Smokescreen's sticking his glossa out at the tendril. Come on, Giratina, don't do what Soundwave does and stop wiggling your tendrils around!/ UnkillableJazz 8:00 pm *Jazz is bobbing along to the song* Darkscream 8:02 pm *Careful Smokescreen, Giratina might poke it and who knows what'd happen then.* That's good then. Cause I don't tell jokes to Dinbots that throw them. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:02 pm *Giratina's tentacle wiggling is Valid, just like Soundwave* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm *tilt his feet back and forth, grumbling* Me Swoop want jokes. Jokes AND Her Bird! opatoes 8:03 pm /If Giratina pokes his glossa, he's probably going to bite a feeler, so watch out!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:03 pm ((pls don't laugh at me, but I thought the lorde version was original until just now)) verdigrisprowl 8:03 pm (🔙) ((i said BACK, i didn't make an emoji)) NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm ((why laugh? if that's the one you knew, that's the one you knew)) verdigrisprowl 8:03 pm ((rabbit stop that NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm ((five minutes to start!)) opatoes 8:04 pm ((rabbit why ((wait... wait it actually does that now? verdigrisprowl 8:04 pm ((lord version of what? did lorde cover blowing in the wind or was it last song?)) opatoes 8:04 pm ((welcome BACK Darkscream 8:04 pm *Giratina is debating doing so. Noodle-ghosts his way out of Darkscream's grasp to coil around a wing. Holding his pillow close. Still eyeing Smokescreen.* Can't you talk to her other times, Swoop? Not just movie nights? UnkillableJazz 8:04 pm ((everybody wants to rule the world) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm ((the lorde version of everybody wants to rule the world)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm YAH! But. Me Swoop want Her Bird NOW. Cause Bob : < NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm [[What about Bob?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm Him back NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm ((*cackles to self*)) SCProwl 8:05 pm ((there's songs I know and like the cover of better verdigrisprowl 8:06 pm ((OH. yes, i've heard lorde's cover of that. i just did not remember it existed.)) ((yeah there are a few songs that i like the cover version of better)) Darkscream 8:06 pm Oh. *Hadn't been there when he went missing.* Isn't that a good thing that he's back? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm ((I listen to a /lot/ of vocaloid so covers are half my playlist >->)) Swerester 8:07 pm //i have some songs i dont like but i enjoy the nightcore versions of lmaop opatoes 8:07 pm /Giratina, please. Smokescreen's going to set his pillow down near Round Prowl, before moving to grab a couple drinks. ... He wonders if Giratina can drink this stuff/ opatoes 8:07 pm ((YEAH there's a few songs that are just better in nightcore form MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm *huffs and glances away* SCProwl 8:08 pm Bob... the insecticon? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm Yah Bob NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm ((WARNINGS: Bridge of Spies // Foul language, imprisonment and torture, violence and death, typical cold war sentiments)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm ((the funniest/worst part is that given the fact that english subs are the rule rather than the exception on any song that's been out long enough, I understand the lyrics of vocaloid songs better than most popular english songs. gotta love auditory processing bullshit)) SCProwl 8:08 pm Where is he back from? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm Dead NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *Sits up.* [[Bob is a TERRORCON?]] Darkscream 8:09 pm *Giratina doesn't like anyone, Smokescreen.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm Bob is a zombie? SCProwl 8:09 pm *digests that for a very long awkward moment* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm *cocks head* What that? SCProwl 8:09 pm What? UnkillableJazz 8:09 pm ((Yeah. I've got an auditory delay)) SCProwl 8:09 pm They're undead Cybertronian. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Undead mean zombie Nah opatoes 8:09 pm /Well, Smokescreen likes Giratina! And he's going to go over to Giratina and offer a cube of high grade, mostly out of curiosity./ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Him Bob normal Bob NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Oh. Good. It pleases him to hear that he has been found at last.]] *Poor naive bug.* Swerester 8:10 pm I thought Bob was just missing? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm ...So does that mean he was dead dead or just presumed dead? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm *looks at the floor, scratched at it and scrunching his nose up* SCProwl 8:10 pm Oh, he was missing. Was he kidnapped? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm *hears a lot of questions, answers none of them but takes it out on the floor instead, enjoy your new small groove, Soundwave* Darkscream 8:11 pm *While Darkscream is listening in on this conversation, Giratina was staring at Smokescreen. Eyeing the drink. Pokes at with a tendril. Dipping the red tip in to watch the liquid swirl around.* NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[SWOOP. Do you want to go home already?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:11 pm *sticks his tongue out* NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Outside. Now.]] SCProwl 8:11 pm Soundwave. NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm [[Prowl.]] Chaoit 8:12 pm -isn't getting involved. Last time nearly ended up with Dinobot to face- opatoes 8:12 pm /Smokescreen's laughing a bit, enjoying Giratina's reaction, and sets the drink down in front of him, holding his servo out, trying to ask before petting him./ SCProwl 8:13 pm It's good that your friend is back. Will he start coming to movie nights again? Darkscream 8:13 pm Swoop?

*Giratina shifted around Darkscream's wing to eye the drink then Smokescreen. Pokes at the servo.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:14 pm *HUFFS* FINE *stands up from the floor in the most dramatic of fashions* whAT? Darkscream 8:16 pm *Shakes her helm. Nudges Giratina off from her wing, the Pokemon hovering there, to go over to him. Motions outside with her helm.* Company? NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Leeeean of interest.* NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm *Now what's in that little drop, he wonders.* SCProwl 8:17 pm *oh right, the movie's started* Could I have a visual please? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:17 pm Whatever. *pronounced with every bit of drama his scrawny body is capable of producing* verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm Oh. I've got it. *ping, visuals.* SCProwl 8:18 pm Thank you. *accepts, oh, this is about spies* NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[Ah, clever. Clever.]] Swerester 8:18 pm Did anyone ever do something like this with a shanix during the war? NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[Naturally. He's surprised the humans thought of it.]] UnkillableJazz 8:19 pm Interestin' way to pass a note. NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[We passed messages in all manner of things.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ...The teeth might be poisoned. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm They probably should not give them to him Darkscream 8:20 pm *Giratina was going to coil around Smokescreen's arm. Still holding his pillow.*

*Darkscream pat Swoop's wing to head outside with him.* Feel better chasing a Seeker through the skies? NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[Fools.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm ((I'm getting a crazy lag. Is that just me?)) UnkillableJazz 8:21 pm should of cleaned the pallete for him verdigrisprowl 8:21 pm We had to give up shanix pretty early in the war. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm ((it's not laggin here)) opatoes 8:21 pm /Wait, wait, frag. Smokescreen's squirming a bit, surprised at the sudden tendril on him./ Hey, hey-! Good to see you, too. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm [[Indeed they should have. And a good point about his teeth.]] Darkscream 8:22 pm *There is a whole mini Giratina on your arm, Smokescreen. Have fun with the ghost noodle and the tingling feeling as he prods.* UnkillableJazz 8:22 pm ((I'm getting lag occasionally from poor internet connection)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm I don't know how often human teeth fall out, but surely they've thought of a hollow "tooth" filled with poison. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:22 pm .... Me Swoop like to chasing NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[Hm. He argues well.]] opatoes 8:23 pm /He's squirming as Giratina starts to prod, laughing./ Come on- phfhaha- am I that interesting? UnkillableJazz 8:23 pm None of them need to be hollowed verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm Cyanide pills. That's what humans use. Darkscream 8:23 pm Then outside then. No angry Soundwaves out there. We'll be high enough that even your flamethrower wont hit anything. *Smiles. Wiggles her wings.* verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm Cyanide is poisonous to humans. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm Well, yes, it's poisonous to dragons too. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm *starts to have a spring in his step despite himself, just can't stay angry like his brothers can* Yah! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm ...I'm sorry, I shouldn't be like that. Methanol is poisonous to humans, and most of the other cousins, but not to my species. UnkillableJazz 8:24 pm potent poisons can be done with just traces. verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm *shrugs* I don't know what's poisonous to dragons. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [][][]It can't look like.[][][] [[They say nothing about whether or not it really is.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 8:25 pm *big predacon comes in, being stalked by two hatchling she's ignoring, checks to see if its safe for them* Darkscream 8:25 pm *Giratina moved to settle around a door-wing. Using his tendrils to hold on while setting his head down on the pillow. Staying here. Give him puffs and he may allow pets.*

*Darkscream meanwhile chuckled and half bounced on her pedes outside.* C'mon then Swoop. See if you can catch me in the air~. UnkillableJazz 8:26 pm intentionally losing cases causes legal issues- at least currently SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm Oh, no, she got stood up by his assistant. NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[Seems so.]] UnkillableJazz 8:27 pm Hung out in one of those shelters for a while NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[Did you?]] opatoes 8:28 pm /Sighs, accepting his fate. He doesn't have many pokepuffs, but he does have some poffins that he made for his pumpkaboo- he found a recipe to make poffins!/ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm *starts off in a trot but ends up dashing straight out the door* NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[Do many foreign agents re-- ha]] UnkillableJazz 8:30 pm Ratchet converted one of those bomb shelters into a emergency medbay Darkscream 8:31 pm *Well feed him something, Smokescreen. Giratina is contented there. Be good and he might move into your arms.*

*Delayed waves to V.Prowl and Soundwave.* I'll keep Swoop busy. Any trouble I'll take responsibility for, Soundwave. NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Hmm. As you like.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:32 pm I doubt he took the duty with the idea that he would escape the chair if caught. opatoes 8:32 pm /He's slowly pulling out a few poffins, and is offering them over to Giratina. See? He's being good!/ verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *huff. approves of the spy's attitude.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:32 pm Although electrocution... Ouch. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *has no idea he's got a sitter, just starts circling* verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *"would it help" indeed* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:34 pm *headtilts at screen* verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm Would that all wars were fought with intelligence instead of arms. UnkillableJazz 8:35 pm ((my connection is breaking up a bit)) Darkscream 8:35 pm *Giratina eyes the puffs. Pokes at the puffin with a tendril to spear it. Pulls it close and nibbles on it. Rumbles his approval as he eats.*

*Darkscream meanwhile took to the skies. Might just try to land on his back. Assuming he's in pteradon form.* Hi. opatoes 8:36 pm /Slowly reaches to pet Giratina as he nibbles on the poffins, doorwings perking up./ verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm I like how he made a big deal about how secret their mission is, and then left without telling them what their mission is. NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm [[Corrupt fleshling.]] verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm So secret, even they're not allowed to know what it is. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm *can't fly in robot mode but is still very capable of shrieking with laughter as a borb* UnkillableJazz 8:38 pm Uh oh NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm *Huffs* [[He doesn't think he has ever encountered something /that/ secret before.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm And you know those sorts would lambast the other side if such was done to "their" people. verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm *leans on Soundwave.* I'm not sure he is corrupt. Only normal. UnkillableJazz 8:38 pm An' the mission's collectin' info on the soviets UnkillableJazz 8:39 pm Probably got drops with detailed plans SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:39 pm That's an odd way to chat. verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm He's behaving poorly. He's not maintaining the highest rigorous standards of absolute moral impeccability that a judge should maintain. Darkscream 8:39 pm *Puffins for pets. A good trade. Giratina does eye Smokescreen when he does. Give good pets.*

*Pets Swoop's crest.* If you can nip my wing or touch it, I'll count it as a catch, kay? Then we can keep going until one of us tires. verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm But it's not corruption. Just averageness. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:39 pm Ooooh, it's because he's breaking the law. NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm *Leans against Prowl and nods to both him and the dragon.* [[Of course they would. And corruption and averageness are not exclusive.]] UnkillableJazz 8:40 pm good lawyer verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm No. But he's not being corrupt and average. Just average. opatoes 8:40 pm /Smokescreen's giving firm, confident pets as he continues to provide poffins./ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:40 pm Me Swoop NEVER tired! Me Swoop DINOBOT! SCProwl 8:40 pm Oh please. UnkillableJazz 8:40 pm human hero complex NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Huff.* SCProwl 8:41 pm *snorts* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon considers Prowl, and what she means to say* ...I always feel like saying that corruptness is average implies that I don't think it can or should be changed. NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm [[A rare being, this lawyer. Would that so many were as devoted to being who they... should be...]] *Ohhhhh.* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm [[...It is beautiful, if old.]] opatoes 8:42 pm Soundwave, is this gonna be like Phoenix Wright? Are we gonna see them in court? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:42 pm *hopefully that didn't sound like her being an ass. she doesn't mean to upset prowl or anything. she just has feelings.* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Shakes his head slightly.* [[He does not know.]] verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm "The Article." Hm. Darkscream 8:42 pm *Giratina tilts his head. Give him scritches under the crown.*

Even Dinobots need to rest a bit. Well I will have to. You don't want to chase tired prey. *Hops off and pulls out a bag of energon sweets. Tosses one to Swoop.* Ready? NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Thinks the dragon makes a good point.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm *yay* opatoes 8:43 pm Fair enough. Phoenix Wright is pretty fun, though! I hope we get to see organic courts, they're pretty wild. They might have a parrot testify. SCProwl 8:43 pm A what? opatoes 8:43 pm A parrot! They're birds. UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm Not bad, specially for the tech stage SCProwl 8:43 pm Oh. All right. verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm *barely even registered that the dragon said something, honestly. he was talking with soundwave.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:44 pm [O,o] SCProwl 8:44 pm *Buzzsaw and Laserbeak are birds. They're perfectly capable of testifying, so Prowl has no issue with an organic bird doing the same* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:44 pm *catches the goodie in his beak reflexively* YAH!*drops the goodie* WHoops kehehheh SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm *yeah that's fair she isn't as interesting as soundwave* opatoes 8:46 pm Oooh- so they are gonna show the court process NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[That,]] *pointing at the screen* [[is not average. That is willful, deliberate dismissal of the law he is sworn to oversee.]] verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm It most certainly is. UnkillableJazz 8:46 pm as a sentient being, hard headed judge NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[Is there no one with whom he can register complaints about the judge's refusal to function properly?]] Darkscream 8:46 pm *Laughs and dives to catch it. She could easily fly in her root form.* Try not to drop it this time. *Tosses the sweet again then puts the rest away.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:46 pm (*comes back* what did I miss?) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm A bigger, more important judge? NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[Why continue to sit at a trial he knows is wrong?]] SCProwl 8:47 pm Apparently no--what the... what are they doing? NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm ((depends on what you saw last)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ...That is deeply concerning. verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm If he doesn't continue to sit at it, then the defendant won't have a lawyer. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm Why are they upsetting the bitlets. SCProwl 8:47 pm Why were they all chanting like that at the flag? UnkillableJazz 8:47 pm scare tactics NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm [[Can he not take the defendant with him? Refuse to accept a poor judge?]] *Glance at the other Prowl.* [[Indoctrination.]] SCProwl 8:48 pm Ugh. verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm *snorts* He can't take the defendant with him. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:48 pm *catches it and rolls* KEHheheh OmicronTheIceQueen 8:48 pm *Icy jumps to the side, making a pained sound- not hurt though* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:48 pm Why would they tell this to hatchlings, anyways? Just to scare them? OmicronTheIceQueen 8:49 pm Likely UnkillableJazz 8:49 pm control it seems NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[A group of hatchli-- of younglings that is taught to fear and hate the enemy will grow to be adults that fear and hate the enemy.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[You reached the verdict before you heard anything!]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:50 pm ...Yes. Yes they will, won't they. *the dragon flattens down. it's a sad thought. poor hatchlings.* verdigrisprowl 8:50 pm They said in the newspaper that they had several days of testimony. UnkillableJazz 8:50 pm Even if there is no enemy to hate verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm We skipped over the part where they heard everything. NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[No, no - he means that the human was determined to have the spy pinned down as a spy before the trial began.]] Darkscream 8:51 pm *Grins and takes off in flight.* Try and catch me, Swoop! *Keeps to her root form for better agility.* verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm Oh. Yes, that part. ... It's still not "corruption." It's something just as bad as corruption, but it doesn't meat the definition. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:52 pm *looks at her hatchlings, chewing on her tail* Swerester 8:52 pm Can they actually put him in jail if he's not even a citizen and is there illegally from another country? Don't they have to send him home? [how do human laws work???] verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm I believe that personal benefit is an integral part of the definition of corruption. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:52 pm *hopes she's been raising her broods well...* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:52 pm *dives after her with a shriek* verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm The judge's conduct was horrible, but it didn't come with a personal benefit. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[He will be seen as the judge who took down a spy. It will help his career.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:53 pm *gasp* sparklings verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm That's not the reason he did it. Not from the evidence presented. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:53 pm Racer: *chewing on a spine, looks up* ?? NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm [[Hm. Then he may not be corrupt, by your definition, but he still deserves to be stripped of all power.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *oh, Icy, of course you've been doing well.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:54 pm Can I see the sparklings? NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm *Offers dragon a scratch. What he wouldn't give to see her claw the judge.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *accepts the scritch. she'd rip his face off, Soundy, you know she would.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:55 pm *she still worries about it* you may, but your armor might get chewed on thebestdecepticonleader 8:55 pm As long as they don't actually eat me, that's fine I need to get used to being around sparklings SCProwl 8:56 pm That sounds perfectly plausible. NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm [[What idiot does not plan for the possibility that their spy will not return? Even he and his faced trouble from time to time.]] SCProwl 8:56 pm One of those pilots is going to be captured. Darkscream 8:56 pm *Grins behind her. Waves at Swoop, taking him on a thrillride chase above Cybertron. Making sure they didn't get too close to buildings.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:57 pm *Racer and Peddles are pony sized, not too big, nor thick in bulk yet* thebestdecepticonleader 8:57 pm Can I pet them, do they like being patted? thebestdecepticonleader 8:58 pm *sits on floor to get closer* SCProwl 8:58 pm *sits forward with interest* NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm [[Hmph. So he has something resembling a brain somewhere in there after all.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm *Leans up against Prowl. Stories like this make him glad that his amica is who he once again is.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm *can't accelerate like a seeker but once he gets cookin' he's halling ass* verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm *dims optics against all the flashing* opatoes 8:59 pm /Smokescreen finally offers under-crown scritches./ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:00 pm Racer: *goes RIGHT over to new mech on the ground* HAI!! *he's gonna climb into your lap here as you're sitting* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[The family of a lawyer knows who that person is. If they do not wish to be associated with what they may have to do, then they should go.]] verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm They should have done the damn search right with a warrant in the first place. He's correct. There is legal grounds for an appeal. thebestdecepticonleader 9:01 pm Hello there little one. *pet pet* NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *Glance.* [[And you support him seeking one?]] verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm However, the man IS a spy. He is, indeed, actually guilty of the crime of which he's being accused. thebestdecepticonleader 9:01 pm Are we 100% sure he is a spy and not falsely accused? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Spies happen. Wherever there are secrets, people want to learn them. They still deserve to be treated justly. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm Well, yes, we saw him in the middle of spy work. They found the evidence. They found the evidence illegally, but they found the evidence. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm Goddess, who would do that? To a house with hatchlings no less? thebestdecepticonleader 9:03 pm Well yeah, but one time looking at something you shouldn't, doesn't make you a spy Not necessarily SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm ... *she's not going to blame the officer for the shooting. she's not going to do it when Prowl's here.* NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm [[Cowards.]] UnkillableJazz 9:03 pm Well if you got a warrant in the first place he wouldn't argue the case NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *To the question of who would shoot at someone's hatchling.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:03 pm Racer: *flaps his wings and closes them, little dragon happy to have some pets, giving new mech a careful sniff inspection* Darkscream 9:04 pm *Giratina is pleased with this. Eyes closing in content. Puffs and scritches.*

*Darkscream laughed and kept making turns in the air to keep Swoop from catching her. Careful about her own speed so she didn't get out of his sight.* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm He should not have been arrested like that. He should have been arrested with all the proper warrants, and his defense should have been given the adequate time to prepare the defense. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[...Thank you, Jazz.]] verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm And then he should have been convicted for his crimes. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[He was not, however. And because he was not, this lawyer is acting with honor.]] *Pause.* [[He... approves of them.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm It's good when honest, honorable people are in positions to defend justi- oooh, which poison are they using? thebestdecepticonleader 9:05 pm I'm not going to say that you shouldn't be punished if you have truly done something wrong, but... they don't seem to be in the right verdigrisprowl 9:05 pm The lawyer is doing the good thing. *is not certain it's the correct thing.* SCProwl 9:05 pm They didn't say anything except that it was fast-acting. UnkillableJazz 9:06 pm The lawyer is ethical OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm seems so thebestdecepticonleader 9:06 pm And this is coming from a Decepticon with extremely questionable morals. If I think something is wrong then it really is. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm Depends on which school of ethics you're following. opatoes 9:06 pm /Scritch, scritch, rub. He feels pretty lucky to have Giratina in his lap right about now!/ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *chuckles* thebestdecepticonleader 9:07 pm What is a school of ethics? NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm *Soundwave clicks the claws of his feeler together.* [[AH. He knows this story. An exhibit--]] *To the dragon:* [[It was cyanide.]] verdigrisprowl 9:07 pm ... Different people have different opinions on what's right and wrong, and thus, have different codes of ethics. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:07 pm *Racer peeks up at claw clicking* NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm *It is hard to recognize humans by their faces when they do not match the historical record, but he knows some of the tale of the pilot and the pin. He settles in to see where this is going.* Darkscream 9:08 pm *Giratina is a happy poke-deity right now. Getting fed and the scritches were decent. Even changed back to his normal forme to lay on the pillow.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm Oh, right UnkillableJazz 9:08 pm Good speach thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm Is this a true story? NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[It is based on true events.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[Some details are no doubt rearranged or modified. But the basis is there. This human, for example.]] Chaoit 9:09 pm -covers face- verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm Didn't do a very good job of keeping this mission secret, did they, if there's a movie about it. thebestdecepticonleader 9:09 pm Humans are weird Chaoit 9:09 pm -why heights?- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm Racer *looks about to jump up, has a forepaw on starscream's chest....he will climb up if aloud and be talll* UnkillableJazz 9:09 pm Ah, right. Trying to remember. did they do a trade? thebestdecepticonleader 9:09 pm *helps racer up* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm Ah. The human was exaggerating there, maybe. It's not instantaneous- at least not for my species. It's about five or ten minutes, though, which is really close enough. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm well then O,o NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm [[Humans declassify certain files after a while. Stories also get leaked. Some things are told to educate. He does not know which case this is.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:10 pm ((oh my GOD)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm Racer *sitting on seeker shoulders, all proud, he's TALL...ish* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:10 pm ((I'd have pissed myself and died if this was me right now, tbh)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm (same) opatoes 9:10 pm /Smokescreen's continuing the petting, one servo gently trying to pet Giratina's wings./ thebestdecepticonleader 9:10 pm He should be dead after that verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm Well, that was nearly a lot more unfortunate. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:11 pm aren't those masks needed? Chaoit 9:11 pm -all good?- NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[Typically.]] *All good, Blaster.* *Shakes his helm and rests it against Prowl's shoulder again. This Supreme Court is as horrid as the other judge.* Chaoit 9:11 pm -peers out, and sighs. Oh good- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm why did they name the defender human? again? Darkscream 9:12 pm *Giratina smacks the servo away. No. Head pets. Give him something tastier for wing pets. Is the trade.* NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm [[Hmph. They give him the case and abandon him for taking it. Disloyal meatbags.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:13 pm What is an East Germany? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm Racer: *little fangs noms a bit on an armor edge* opatoes 9:13 pm /Aww- fine, fine. Smokescreen continues the head scritches and poffin offerings./ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm They gave him the case because they wanted him to treat it like the judges did. He has ethics, which means he's not malleable enough for them. thebestdecepticonleader 9:14 pm Hey there, not the wings, anywhere else is okay Darkscream 9:15 pm *Good. Giratina is going to shift on his pillow so the other side of his head gets pets.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:15 pm Racer *realistically speaking its soft chew, on his shoulder* NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm [[Germany is a human territory. He assumes East Germany is a subsection of it.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm [[Or a separate territory to its east.]] Darkscream 9:16 pm This message has been removed. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:17 pm You can shrug him off if he chews to much *Icy is laying down, curling up loosely around her other hatchling to watch* Chaoit 9:17 pm ((giratina god or cat? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:18 pm ((yes)) Chaoit 9:18 pm ((hehe NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm [[...They do ask a lot of this fleshling.]] Darkscream 9:18 pm [Both and I guess I'm not watching the movie anymore. Rabbit is deciding I don't get to.] NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm ((DDDD😧 nooooo)) opatoes 9:19 pm ((D : Chaoit 9:19 pm ((rabbit, you mean Darkscream 9:19 pm [Chat is fine, but it wont connect to the video] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:19 pm ...Goddess, what is going on here. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm [[Territory squabbles. What other reason to build a wall in the middle of an open, public area?]] Chaoit 9:20 pm Stupidity? NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm *Huff* Chaoit 9:21 pm What? Darkscream 9:22 pm [*goes from spy movies to an anime about a slime befriending a tsundere dragon cause rabbit is cruel* Least DS is off playing with Swoop and Smokey made a friend with ANTOHER god.] NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm [[Nothing. Your remark amused him.]] Chaoit 9:23 pm Oh. Yay? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:23 pm Stupidity transcends species, I suppose. verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm He just ignores her when she speaks. He's a terrible partner. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:23 pm ((Swoop and DS can just go off and wreck havock for a million hours)) ((I'm going to be ooc watching while I write)) NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm ((kk)) verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm He brushes her aside and brushes off her concerns, and has throughout the movie, as her family is getting shot at. Darkscream 9:24 pm [\o/ goodtimes NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Yes. He does do her a disservice. At the very least, if he is determined to do the job he is given, he should make arrangements to keep them safe.]] verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm And he should respect her fears—her /very justified/ fears—even as he disagrees with them. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:25 pm you would think he had them moved verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm Rather than simply ignoring her. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Nods.* [[Indeed.]] Chaoit 9:26 pm ...wait opatoes 9:26 pm ((aszxcvbnm smokey just befriends every god Chaoit 9:26 pm he didn't move after being shot at? NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm ((this scene amazes me. i have lived in this apartment for 4.5 months and i STILL can't memorize the damn phone #)) NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[Apparently not.]] Chaoit 9:27 pm ............. verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm ((it took me years to memorize my own cell phone number)) Chaoit 9:28 pm Does he have screws loose up there? verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm ((ffs translate the subs you lazy subtitlers)) opatoes 9:28 pm ((zxcvbn im weirdly good at memorizing numbers in general for some reason i stole everyone's number memorization skills verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm ((give them back)) NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm ((not the subtitlers, blame the people paying to have it subtitled)) verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm ((lazy subtitler hirer)) SCProwl 9:28 pm ((less lazy and more whoever--what cro said opatoes 9:28 pm ((but i like being able to memorize numbers! D : NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm (($5 says they didn't bother paying the extra to have a fluent speaker do those parts)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:29 pm (video comped out on me) NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[...It occurs to him that a government with an interest in beating a foreign enemy should /want/ to rescue a person who has written a fat thesis on said enemy's economics and trading habits.]] verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm Yes, it should. NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[Idiots.]] SCProwl 9:30 pm If he can get the thesis back. verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm But trade for the student and you don't get the spy. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Trade a spy for a spy. You can trade an econ student for an econ student. Chaoit 9:31 pm They're not showing much sense in any area OmicronTheIceQueen 9:31 pm *snorts at that* NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm *Huffs softly* [[They had best hope they can find a criminal economy student from the other country, then.]] UnkillableJazz 9:31 pm end justifies the means mentality has them stooping to certain lows OmicronTheIceQueen 9:31 pm there's very little sense here I would say verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Pff. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:32 pm Racer: PFFT NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm ((i increase my bet to $10 seeing as they would've had to pay 3x over - once for english, once for russian, once for german) verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm Fair trade for directions. UnkillableJazz 9:32 pm They took his jacket NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm ((and they really ought have 😐 )) thebestdecepticonleader 9:33 pm ((You would think that they could have just used the script...)) Chaoit 9:33 pm *long sigh* NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *Soundwave twitches his helm and leans forward.* verdigrisprowl 9:33 pm ... Somehow I'm not buying their story. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[...She has the wrong accent for someone in a Moscow orchestra.]] Darkscream 9:34 pm *Girtatina decides to bite Smokescreen's servo to see how it tastes.* NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[And these are terrible actors, also.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:34 pm yes SCProwl 9:35 pm She composed herself rather quickly. NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm *That walk proved it. Those faces.* verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm Why did they bring in a fake family? To... tug at his heartstrings? He's already here to help with the trade. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:35 pm baaaad acting thebestdecepticonleader 9:35 pm ((One day someone should stream The Red Baron, it is awful)) NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm [[He expects it is to get him to simply hand Abel over with no trade.]] *Sits up.* [[...He goes for both?]] *Oooh. Daring.* verdigrisprowl 9:36 pm ... Hff. He just—stuck the econ student in the deal. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm *Ha. He was right. They were trying to just scam Abel off him.* SCProwl 9:38 pm Ah. Clever. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Huffing to himself.* verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm ... Now why did they arrange to steal his coat? NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[Put him in a miserable state. Make him more inclined to rush through things. Make his thoughts clouded with sickness.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:41 pm Maybe it was a nice coat? verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm To make him impatient? To put him on edge? thebestdecepticonleader 9:41 pm To see if he is carrying papers that suggest he is spying verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm Can't be that nice. He said it came from sacks. NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[That is why he would do it, at least, if we needed such things as coats.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm [[And what Starscream said.]] [[Perhaps they are very fashionable sacks.]] [[Ha.]] UnkillableJazz 9:42 pm caught out NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm [[Never tell a story you cannot keep perfectly straight.]] SCProwl 9:43 pm Isn't a sax an instrument? verdigrisprowl 9:43 pm Names are hard. NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm [[One of them, yes.]] *Nods.* [[And they are. All the more reason they should have practiced. They clearly threw together a rush job.]] verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm Don't be stupid. Get them both if you can. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *The mismatched family, the poor mimicry, the bad information retention... sloppy, sloppy.* verdigrisprowl 9:45 pm Try to get both, and if it fails, then get only Powers. But first try for both if you think you can. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:45 pm did that guard just smack himself on the light? NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((omg did i miss that)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm (ran right into it) thebestdecepticonleader 9:47 pm This is... I'm *turns away from the screen* NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Watches Starscream curiously.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:48 pm Uh is... *peeks* Okay it's over verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm *also glances at. hm. has he been tortured?* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:48 pm Racer: -gives starscream a lick on the side of his helm- thebestdecepticonleader 9:48 pm *pats again* NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *Makes a note of this for future warnings. And potential use, in emergency.* Chaoit 9:49 pm -who's been through the war and hasn't been at some point?- verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm Did he just give away the secret number that he was supposed to memorize and destroy. thebestdecepticonleader 9:49 pm Hasn't been what? NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm *Some withstood it longer than others, depending on what they were put through.*

[[He did. They did give him a minimum of guidelines, however. That is on them.]] Chaoit 9:50 pm ((that's thoughts/actions, not words verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm He really likes that line. The "one, one, one." NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[He has a point. They have someone of minimal importance. He offers them the opportunity to do something impressive with them.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Racer: *trying his best to groom, that makes him feel better* verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm Indeed. NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[Well. "Minimal" importance. They do not seem to understand the danger his thesis puts them in.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm [[They would bargain for much, /much/ more than just Abel if they did.]] verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm He's going too fast for these streets and weather condit... Did he do it on purpose? To summon the police? NoodlesAtNight 9:54 pm *nod.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:54 pm likely verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Petty. I wonder what point he's trying to make. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm Is he trying to scare into compliance or scare him into leaving? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:55 pm possibly both? NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *Shakes his head.* verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm *... yeah. it's like that.* NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm [[...They are playing Unforgettable.]] [[Amusing.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm can I eat these humans? Or most of them SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:59 pm You'll give yourself food poisoning. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm Just more iron then expected...HAH verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm ... Grab a plate and take it with you. opatoes 9:59 pm I want a breakfast like that NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[What good would it do you? It is organic.]] UnkillableJazz 10:00 pm Good back-bone he's growing verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm He never lacked for one. Darkscream 10:01 pm *Hey Smokey. Giratina is still chewing on your servo.* verdigrisprowl 10:01 pm Who needs TWO phones? OmicronTheIceQueen 10:01 pm how many comm lines can cybertroniand use at once? or nearly SCProwl 10:01 pm As many as we can process. NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[That depends on the Cybertronian.]] *Folds hands..* thebestdecepticonleader 10:02 pm I have two phones, one for Megatron, so that I can ignore him and one for everyone else NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[And the humans of this time did not have technology capable of letting them speak with many fleshlings at once.]] *Catches Starscream's remark and trembles.* verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm *HUFFS* verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm "Two, two, two" now. NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm [[Repetition. Enforcing understanding and clarity.]] UnkillableJazz 10:04 pm fun OmicronTheIceQueen 10:04 pm *chuckles* verdigrisprowl 10:04 pm Oh—he's backed them in a corner. UnkillableJazz 10:04 pm grown in duplicity NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Delightful. Absolutely fantastic.]] SCProwl 10:05 pm Clever. Especially for someone suffering from an illness. I can't imagine it's helping his thinking. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm *Nod of agreement* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:05 pm He's damn smart. SCProwl 10:05 pm They won't. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:06 pm hah verdigrisprowl 10:06 pm ((that's the only time this whole movie he's sounded like a dad)) NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[...Did it work...?]] verdigrisprowl 10:06 pm ((not a good or bad dad, just a dad at all)) NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((aye)) UnkillableJazz 10:09 pm one wants attention, the other wants their spy verdigrisprowl 10:10 pm The one that wants attention went to the location where they won't get any. SCProwl 10:12 pm *huffs* NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm [[No... no, Jazz has a point. If the Powers group is here, then the Pryor group now hold the power to either see through or spoil this trade. They must know that.]] verdigrisprowl 10:12 pm I like his philosophy. ... That's true. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:13 pm hmm NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm [[It does not matter where they are. They still hold it.]] SCProwl 10:14 pm They're testing him. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[If he is free to go, he is free to stay.]] Chaoit 10:15 pm If they folded that would have reflected badly on them UnkillableJazz 10:15 pm Looks like a success SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:16 pm Excellent. verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Didn't even shake with him. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:16 pm shake hands or help a traumatized youth SCProwl 10:17 pm I wouldn't have either in his place. verdigrisprowl 10:17 pm You can shake hands and then help the traumatized youth. NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm [[A shake would legitimize them, he thinks. They still did not come out quite the victor they had hoped. Clever...]] verdigrisprowl 10:17 pm Yes, it would have legitimized them. It would have given them what they wanted out of this exchange. verdigrisprowl 10:18 pm Now they've learned, when they make deals with Americans, the Americans will not give them what they want. And so maybe they shouldn't make deals with them. UnkillableJazz 10:18 pm Ah. Abel will die then NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm [[Ah. Poor Abel.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:18 pm To be fair, the Americans very nearly didn't get what they wanted. verdigrisprowl 10:18 pm But they did, plus a bonus. NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm [[And yes. He does wonder what consequence that had.]] opatoes 10:18 pm RIP Abel verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm They DID get what they wanted, and snubbed the other party even the illusion of having gotten what they wanted. opatoes 10:20 pm Check the back for any notes! SCProwl 10:20 pm Why are you ripping Abel? UnkillableJazz 10:20 pm ((ah I'm sad now)) NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm [[There wouldn't be notes. They'd never have given him the painting if there were.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:20 pm ((I forgot how much this movie bums me out)) opatoes 10:20 pm True. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:21 pm They didn't find the notes the last time, though, when they broke into his house. UnkillableJazz 10:21 pm He got no hug while being escorted to the car. They will execute him. verdigrisprowl 10:21 pm ... Did he have them stop over in England just to get— pfff. He did not. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:22 pm (pfft) verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm Hell of a way to find out your spouse lied to you. NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm [[Indeed.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:22 pm Racer: *falls off his perch, bounces up and shakes himself* UnkillableJazz 10:23 pm Back in a safe zone standard reaction NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm [[If that fleshling slept for any less than three days he will be surprised.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:23 pm flop in your nest and recharge? verdigrisprowl 10:23 pm *... leans more on Soundwave. He appreciates your honesty.* NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Leans hard into.* *He appreciates yours.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:24 pm Flopping in the nest to recharge is excellent. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:24 pm yessss UnkillableJazz 10:24 pm Those parallels will follow him for a while verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm Oh, he wasn't executed. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:25 pm Thank the Goddess for small mercies. NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *Quietly relieved.* opatoes 10:25 pm Wait, what happened to Abel? I looked away for a klik OmicronTheIceQueen 10:25 pm Racer: *goes carefully sniffing around soundwave's couch before its too late* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm Pfff. SCProwl 10:25 pm Ha. UnkillableJazz 10:25 pm good goin' dude verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm How does he keep coming back with more people. Chaoit 10:25 pm wow NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *Soundwave lowers a feeler to give Racer a light pat if he wants one.* [[Because he is determined to get them.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:26 pm Honesty, ethics, determination, and quite possibly spite. SCProwl 10:26 pm A decent sort of human. UnkillableJazz 10:26 pm I can dig it Swerester 10:26 pm Huh. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:26 pm Racer: *arches wings into the pat* UnkillableJazz 10:26 pm Master negotiator verdigrisprowl 10:26 pm I'm sure the other side is determined to not let them go. Determination doesn't make things happen. Chaoit 10:26 pm Very SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:26 pm *the dragon stretches. it's time for her to head off!* Thank you for having me, Soundwave! Goodnight, everyone. NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Goodnight, dragon. Thank you for your company.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:26 pm *chirps at dragon* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm ((time mark: 10:45)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:26 pm *she'd argue the determination point with Prowl, but Soundwave's probably got that.* *chirps at Icy!* UnkillableJazz 10:26 pm Just ignore what they're saying and do it anyway UnkillableJazz 10:27 pm read them to find out how far you can push SCProwl 10:27 pm I'll be going as well. Good night. *ends visual feed and pings the appropriate people goodbye* verdigrisprowl 10:28 pm *"read them." hahaha. ha ha. ha.* *farewell ping* NoodlesAtNight 10:28 pm *Nods to his timeline's Prowl. Goodnight.* Swerester 10:28 pm Do you want a pillow before you go? I still got a bunch left. UnkillableJazz 10:28 pm Good night OmicronTheIceQueen 10:28 pm Ooohhh??? *Swerve has Predacon attention!* SCProwl 10:28 pm ...I suppose. Swerester 10:28 pm [offers pillow] UnkillableJazz 10:29 pm They're open to keep? Swerester 10:29 pm Yeah! They'r presents I got like twenty five left at home so. NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm [[If both sides are determined, then it is a matter of who is willing to move first, and for what price. Perhaps he found something the Cuba leader wanted more than anything.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:29 pm Racer: *chirps at Prowl this time, caaaarefuully reaching out, paw hovering over the big pede* NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm [[More than 9,000 prisoners, at least.]] SCProwl 10:29 pm *accepts and turns it over carefully in her hands* Thank you. Swerester 10:29 pm Sure thing. verdigrisprowl 10:29 pm *looks down at Racer* Yes? OmicronTheIceQueen 10:30 pm Racer: Hai. Pbbt? verdigrisprowl 10:30 pm Pbbbt. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm @SCP: [[Try resting with your head on it tonight. Just a hint.]] UnkillableJazz 10:30 pm dictators often want recognition of their power NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm *Gets more settled against his own pillows. Ahh..* *Now can comfortably watch Prowl be a charming and skilled youngling handler.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:31 pm Racer: *runs off, comes back half dragging his sibling to properly introduce the shy hatchling to them* Darkscream 10:31 pm [BWUAHAHA. SUDDENLY the stream returns with video] SCProwl 10:31 pm @SW: [[In root made I assume?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm ((what a thing to come back on)) NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm @SCP: [[Naturally. Unless you can do some /interesting/ things in your alt mode.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:32 pm *Icy's edging closer to swerve, never did get to finish talking to him about being an energon suplier* opatoes 10:32 pm /He's giving Giratina a few more poffins, affectionately scritching the god, half considering seeing if Giratina will come home with him. He's sure Pumpkaboo will appreciate the friend!/ NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm [[Ah. Is this the tiny mewer from before? They have grown.]] Swerester 10:32 pm [offers her a pillow too] SCProwl 10:32 pm @SW: [[Wouldn't you like to know.]] *clears throat and to the room at large* Good night. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:33 pm rest well NoodlesAtNight 10:33 pm *ATTENTION SNAP* *HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THINGS THAT HORRIBLE* opatoes 10:33 pm Goodnight, Prowl! See you later, maybe? UnkillableJazz 10:33 pm Well. I gotta go soon. *He's got an armful of pillows. like 5 of them* Darkscream 10:33 pm *Giratina did come with the Seeker, but currently she's out with the Dinobot, so... There must be lots of food for him or he'll stick around haunting this place until he gets bored. He knows there are others somewhere.* Swerester 10:33 pm Night! verdigrisprowl 10:33 pm *starts.* *soundwave moved unexpectedly* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:33 pm Peddles: *big optics up at them, has forefangs starting to grow in* NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm [[Thank you for coming. Your company was... not intolerable.]] *A high compliment for a Jazz from him.* SCProwl 10:34 pm Certainly, Smokescreen. *holds pillow against chest and leaves* opatoes 10:34 pm /Smokescreen can offer the rest of his current poffins and more pets? He can make more if Giratina comes home with him!/ UnkillableJazz 10:34 pm Thanks. Ya were pretty cool to hang around NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm *Settles and glances over at Prowl.* [[He apologizes. Your alternate decided to throw around some innuendo.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:35 pm racer: by? Darkscream 10:35 pm *Will there be more pillows for Giratina to nest on? He's going to hoard them.* opatoes 10:35 pm /Smokescreen's got a ton of pillows and blankets, so sure!/ Swerester 10:35 pm Did you want a pillow Prowl? UnkillableJazz 10:35 pm ((Just gonna hang around and enjoy the music Jazz is out)) NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm *Glances down at the little one and their forefangs coming in.* [[My. You do look fearsome, little one.]] [[Soon, as many will run from your bite as your sibling's.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:36 pm Peddles *staaares up, blinks, pokes a blep out* SCProwl 10:36 pm ((same. prowl's gone home to try to remember how you sleep in root mode NoodlesAtNight 10:37 pm *Pauses a moment to think. Manages to locate an emoji with its tongue sticking out. Puts it on his visor.* *A blep for a blep.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:38 pm Peddles: plpl 😊 *loafs in spot, as much as a smiledon kitten can* verdigrisprowl 10:38 pm What? *him prowl, not her prowl? looks around. her prowl left. swerve meant him prowl.* No. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:38 pm Racer: *starts chattering, half words, there's a lot of owls and waves being said* Swerester 10:38 pm Oh. Alright. NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm @P: [[They are good for carrying delicate items, if you have any of those to worry about.]] opatoes 10:39 pm Soundwave, Soundwave- do you wanna play DDR with me sometime? I wanna see just how good you are! Darkscream 10:39 pm *Giratina looks up at Smokescreen. Debating this. Is very tempted. Turns to look at Soundwave. Focuses to Confide in Soundwave, sending him a message telepathically.* {One they call Soundwave?} verdigrisprowl 10:39 pm @S «... No, don't think so.» OmicronTheIceQueen 10:40 pm How many pillows do you have Swerve? Swerester 10:40 pm Someone gave me fifty so I brought half. NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm @Smokescreen: [[...Yes. But quietly. The two of us. Middle of the week. Bring the sword game as well.]] *Soundwave looks around a little, confused by the voice. There's only one extra being here, though, so... focusing on the Giratina, then? How odd.* [[...Correct.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm ((four minutes!)) opatoes 10:41 pm Sure, that sounds good to me. I can bring some music to share with you, too. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:41 pm O_o well....my crew loves them. more so the workers. they help isolate the little femmes. *is he giving all away or trading?* Swerester 10:41 pm Well, if no one else wants one then you can have whatever's left of the pile. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[Good. Prepare to be soundly trounced, Autobot.]] Chaoit 10:42 pm -up he goes, time for him to go home now- Thanks for the movie. Good night. NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm [[...If you are giving them all away, he will have - ]] How many deployers has he got. [[14 more.]] Darkscream 10:42 pm *Giratina* {The one I came with, if she returns, tell her I left with this Smokescreen one for poffins and soft place to rest.} NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm *Ah. Making a messenger out of him, eh?* [[So it shall be done, creature.]] [[Goodnight, Blaster.]] Swerester 10:43 pm I think that's the whole lot then for Soundwave, but if you swing by my bar, Icey I can give you some of the the half! I'd have brought more but I couldn't actually carry more opatoes 10:43 pm I hope you're not expecting it to be easy, though, Soundwave! I studied dance for WAY too long, so I'm pretty awesome at these games! Darkscream 10:43 pm *Giratina* {Good. Soundwave caretaker too.} *Bites Smokescreen's servo. Take him with you. Food and pillows.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:43 pm That's fine, perhaps we can talk business again, I know I had to run off before opatoes 10:44 pm Oh- okay, okay, let's go home, Giratina! /Smokescreen starts to get ready to head off, picking up a few drinks before starting to guide Giratina to the space bridge./ Swerester 10:44 pm Sure thing. I gotta head back there now anyway so swing by whenever! OmicronTheIceQueen 10:44 pm (aka omie mun lost the thread) Swerester 10:44 pm //lmao Swerester 10:44 pm [slides the pile of pillows at Soundwave] Night Soundwave. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:44 pm *predacon nods, then chirps for her hatchlings* NoodlesAtNight 10:44 pm [[Goodnight, Swerve. He will repay this in time.]] *Slowly piles them up on a different couch with his feelers.* Swerester 10:44 pm If you insist. [waves and heads out[ OmicronTheIceQueen 10:45 pm Racer: *sneak lick to soundwave and runs off! moment of brat* NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm *!?!? CHILD.* *He just wipes it off with one of the pillows. Like you do.* Darkscream 10:45 pm *Giratina floats after Smokescreen. Food and rest awaits.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:45 pm Racer 😀 *shameless giggle trilling* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:46 pm Peddles: *dares to reach out, paw pats at soundwave, she has better manors and starts slinking off to Icy* Darkscream 10:47 pm [aside from rabbit butts, was fun dear noodle o/ NoodlesAtNight 10:47 pm ((glad you enjoyed!!)) (9sorry rabbit was horrible)) OmicronTheIceQueen 10:47 pm (thank you for the stream tonight, got a lot of rings wrapped for catchers. Its okay) Darkscream 10:47 pm [I usually come for the peeps than the movie. XD NoodlesAtNight 10:47 pm *Nods after them. Prowl can have his pbbt-ing, licking Predacon hatchling. Soundwave prefers the presence of the peaceful catlike one.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:48 pm *Icy gives revenge for soundwave, and licks racer, knocking him over* ([at least racer isn't full sized trying to lick XD) OmicronTheIceQueen 10:49 pm *gathers her hatchlings and leaves, flicking a wing in a good bye wave* NoodlesAtNight 10:49 pm ((god yes thank goodness)) NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm *Ah. And now he can have his /preferred/ pillow, and not just the one behind his neck. He moves the one back there over to a couch and twists a little to rest up against Prowl's shoulder.* verdigrisprowl 10:51 pm *to be clear, prowl didn't volunteer to have a licker.* NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm *We'll work on that next time it happens.* verdigrisprowl 10:51 pm *the licker chose him.* NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[...What would you do were he caught doing something like Abel?]] *Slight sit up to turn and look.* [[He isn't. For the record.]] *And back to settle.* [[But if he had.]] verdigrisprowl 10:53 pm I suppose I'd have to arrest you, wouldn't I? NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm [[With a proper warrant, he assumes.]] verdigrisprowl 10:53 pm Of /course./ NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm [[And after that? What would you wish to see happen?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[And how would he be treated in prison?]] verdigrisprowl 10:54 pm ... How insulted are you going to be if I say "you in jail for your crimes"? NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[He would be more insulted if you didn't. He does not expect specialized treatment from you. That you know when to put what is good before his personal connection to you is one of the things he trusts most.]] [[But he hopes you would want it done fairly. That he would be allowed a Donovan.]] [[And not a judge such as the one portrayed.]] verdigrisprowl 10:58 pm Of course I would want it done fairly. Although ideally your Donovan wouldn't have anything about the procedure to try to appeal. NoodlesAtNight 10:59 pm [[Ideally. If you were the one in charge of it, he is sure they would not. But - assuming an underling botched it. ... What then?]] NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *Does not wish to move from his spot; twists a feeler around to look at Prowl instead.* verdigrisprowl 11:02 pm *he's quiet a moment. and then lets out a long, hard sigh.* If I'm to remain committed to my current path—the charges... would have to be dropped. NoodlesAtNight 11:03 pm [[But you would not like it.]] *He knows that sigh. He knows it well.* verdigrisprowl 11:03 pm Do you know why Megatron is locked up in Metroplex, instead of sentenced and dealt with? NoodlesAtNight 11:03 pm [[Because neither he nor Starscream know where the mech is yet.]] verdigrisprowl 11:04 pm Do you know why Megatron /was put/ in Metroplex, instead of sentenced and dealt with? NoodlesAtNight 11:05 pm [[Ah.]] *That is a different question altogether.* [[He knows it is something to do with the Knights of Cybertron. The rest? He is still trying to understand all that went into what little he has scraped together about that trial.]] *In other words: Not quite, no.* NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm [[Surprisingly few mechs care to discuss it with him. Something about Soundwaves being untrustworthy loyalists.]] *Rattle vent snort.* verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm Because Megatron asked for the trial to be moved to Luna Two. And, when he lost pleasure in the direction the trial was moving, revealed that he knew of an ancient Luna Two law that said crimes over a certain threshold are so severe they may be only judged by the Knights of Cybertron. He did this so that he could delay the trial indefinitely—stick himself in legal limbo where his trial cannot continue. verdigrisprowl 11:08 pm His defense attorney refused to allow the trial to be relocated to Cybertron, where the law doesn't apply, so that we could properly sentence him for all that /genocide/ he committed. His defense attorney was obeying the law. His defense attorney was doing his job. Was he promoting justice? Was he doing the RIGHT thing? The CORRECT thing? verdigrisprowl 11:09 pm Because he did the LEGAL thing—because he DID HIS JOB—Megatron has escaped sentencing for crimes that everyone, EVERYONE, knows beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt that he committed. verdigrisprowl 11:10 pm Is that /ethical/? Obedience to the law above all else? NoodlesAtNight 11:11 pm [[Ah. You throw one of his oldest questions for you back at him. He accepts it.]] *And lifts a finger to his mask, thinking.* NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[There is nothing that limits the application of the Luna Two law? Nothing concerning where the crimes were committed, nothing about whether the mech is a citizen, nothing more modern overriding it? Was it proven to have been on the books at all?]] verdigrisprowl 11:14 pm Megatron followed the letter of the law. You're dodging the question by trying to find out whether what he did might have been illegal. I'm asking you whether or not it's more important to do what's legal than to continue with the sentencing of a genocidal warlord who has a habit of slipping out of prison if you give him enough time to think up how to do it. verdigrisprowl 11:15 pm Don't reframe the question. NoodlesAtNight 11:15 pm [[No, he is asking to find out whether the defense attorney WAS doing his job.]] verdigrisprowl 11:16 pm He was. You're still trying to reframe the question. NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[He is not. If the mech playing defense attorney erred, then it is not a matter of strict obedience of the law. If that is so, then this is an invalid example, and it is possible to get around Megatron's scheming. Which, you can imagine, he would love to do. Since you insist it is not, then he did do the job, and he must think about the example exactly as presented. He dislikes answering things he does not have a full story for, when those answers are available. So...]] verdigrisprowl 11:19 pm There—right there! You are! I laid out the scenario and you're questioning me about loopholes! If there were a loophole to every moral quandary there wouldn't BE moral quandaries because we could just loophole our way out of them! verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm Do you have to test every angle on the structure of the example before answering it on the terms as they've been laid out? verdigrisprowl 11:21 pm What would you have done if I'd gone "oh, yeah, no, we actually DON'T know whether or not that law is real," called us idiots for not checking and then refused to answer the original question all together because it's now been made "invalid" by your standards? NoodlesAtNight 11:22 pm [[He would not have called you idiots. Putting the mech in temporary holding while you investigate is perfectly fine. And he doesn't know if he would have answered. He might have answered /both/ forms of it. As he has been thinking of doing.]] verdigrisprowl 11:22 pm DO you think we're idiots that didn't check? Do you think /I/ didn't search for every single loophole that could have possibly wiggled us out of the corner that he pushed us into? NoodlesAtNight 11:24 pm [[He doesn't /know/. He was not /here/ then. He does not know what you did in response to that revelation, or if you are still having to try to do it. Perhaps he would have offered /assistance/ if it had been necessary!]] NoodlesAtNight 11:25 pm [[For Primus' sake, he only received a full copy of the Tyrest Accord from you last week.]] verdigrisprowl 11:25 pm The Tyrest Accord is in the public domain! NoodlesAtNight 11:25 pm [[Do you think he would /trust/ the copies anyone else has?]] verdigrisprowl 11:26 pm ... /It's in the public domain/! You can—look it up in public—/everyone agrees/ to it, why the /hell/ would somebody—what good would anybody get from an /inaccurate/— verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm /Who the hell do you think would/— verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm *he's flabbergasted. he's completely gasted his flabber. he cannot, he is unable to can.* NoodlesAtNight 11:27 pm [[A scheming Megatron about to face imprisonment, exile, or death for his genocides with someone like his alternate at his side?]] verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm *at this point he's just sort of gesturing in bafflement* NoodlesAtNight 11:28 pm [[The faction was not called the Truthicons.]] [[But, as you present it--]] verdigrisprowl 11:28 pm ... There—are— *gestures vaguely toward outer space* NoodlesAtNight 11:44 pm [[If every action taken was found to be by the book, and everything Megatron claimed is true, then... then Megatron escapes his punishment, yes. But only for now. Laws written without multiversal contacts in mind cannot exclude them; the law will right itself as soon as we locate the /other/ Knights we know to exist.]]

[[...Even if that were not so, he has recently toyed with the idea that those who uphold the laws as strictly as you expect may be balanced by those who will sacrifice themselves to that law to speed what it must take a mech like you longer to correct. If Megatron lingers forever, and a mech terminates him, that mech may be given a trial of their own. Then all things are made right.]]

[[He does not /know/ if it was right, or correct. He is still struggling to find out what right and correct /is/. He thinks that there were /worse/ ways to have handled it. He thinks there are many things that could have been done that were made for mechs like him to bear, and not mechs l NoodlesAtNight 11:45 pm like you.]]

[[But he cannot say for certain. This is why he asks you these things, and speaks with you about them.... when our temperaments and our contrasting views do not get in the way.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:46 pm [[He wanted to know what /you/ thought. Whether /you/ would be displeased. Not what he thought of it. He knows what he would do, and it is not by the law.]] verdigrisprowl 11:49 pm *listens quietly; huffs at the ending.* You were quite pleased when /this/ *he nods at the screen* went by the law. And cried "corruption" at someone who was bending the law to try to make his conviction faster and easier. So why is the judge corrupt whereas somebody who martyrs himself to the law in order to execute Megatron correct? Because the spy was more sympathetic than Megatron? Because you dislike judges more than you dislike desperate assassins? verdigrisprowl 11:52 pm I don't think anything. Rather, I can think at any point of the spectrum—from "any means are justified by the end" to "the law above and beyond all else." I pick and choose where I'm going to sit on that spectrum because I have been forced, quite unhappily, to see the merits and drawbacks to every point on it. NoodlesAtNight 11:53 pm [[The judge swore to uphold his duty, not to be /him/. If the judge wants to corrupt himself, then he may announce what he has done afterward and be taken to task for it. That would, however, undo what was already decided, and a better judge would be found. Then the outcome might be whatever it could have been had the judge done his duty properly. The final result is that the correct actions by what he swore to do all lead to a fair trial, and if that is so, then denying that and not announcing himself makes him unworthy of his robes.]] verdigrisprowl 11:54 pm But I think there's something... hypocritical, in being able to look at Megatron's trial with nuance—in being able to see that it might become necessary and even correct for someone to go outside the law in order to get rid of him—while utterly decrying the judge without considering that his position may be necessary and even correct. NoodlesAtNight 11:54 pm [[And,]] *soft huff* [[you are right. He is somewhat in favor of the spy, for obvious reasons.]] verdigrisprowl 11:54 pm And I think it says more about your opinion on judges than it does about any moral position. NoodlesAtNight 11:55 pm [[But he, at least, is more honest about being dishonest.]] verdigrisprowl 11:55 pm Oh, well, that makes it alright. NoodlesAtNight 11:55 pm [[It does not.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:57 pm [[But he prefers mechs who are honest about their dishonesty over those who are dishonest about their honesty. At least with the former you know they may not always be trusted. The spy may be a spy; what damage the judge does, we may never know.]] verdigrisprowl 11:58 pm The damage he did was convicting a spy. And /not/ knowing what else he may or may not have done—I cannot fault /that/. What damage the spy does, we may never know, no matter how honest he is about being a spy. verdigrisprowl 11:59 pm The spy isn't better. NoodlesAtNight 11:59 pm [[Then both are wrong.]] Today verdigrisprowl 12:01 am ... Bold words from a spymaster. NoodlesAtNight 12:02 am [[Who has never laid claim to being a lawful, moral, wholesome mech. Merely one who is as honest as he can be about what he /is/.]]

[[He did suggest he was toying with the idea that it would be right for him to be punished if he terminated Megatron, after all.]] verdigrisprowl 12:03 am Toying with. *huff.* You sounded pretty certain earlier. verdigrisprowl 12:04 am ... For the record, don't go try to execute Megatron. NoodlesAtNight 12:05 am [[His mind can be changed, in either direction, with evidence.]] *Small shoulder shrug.* [[For now, that is the idea he is temporarily holding.]]

[[And he couldn't even if he'd planned to try. He has no idea where the mech is.]] verdigrisprowl 12:06 am Mm, well. Somebody does. NoodlesAtNight 12:06 am [[...But if it came to the two of us, he would prefer you weren't the one who did it.]] [[For what that is worth.]] [[And yes. Somebody does.]] verdigrisprowl 12:07 am ... When I made the decision that I wasn't going to be law-abiding, the statement I was making was /not/ "I think other people should be the ones to do the dirty work." NoodlesAtNight 12:07 am [[He knows. You do not want to be Optimus.]]

verdigrisprowl 7:44 pm *they look like fabric, stuffed with something squishy that might be more fabric. fabric stuffed in fabric is like, a hella status symbol.* Swerester 7:44 pm They're decorative, as far as I can tell? Or maybe they're meant for sleeping on, but they're all patterned! Want one? NoodlesAtNight 7:45 pm [[For being soft and somewhat comfortable against sore plates.]] Darkscream 7:45 pm *Wandering in with a debatable ball of hate/observation in her arms. Best not to question the small Giratina her arms.* Pillows? UnkillableJazz 7:45 pm If they're here for everyone- *Jazz snags three to make his corner of the couch into a nest* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:45 pm *here comes a dragon, with SNACKS! delicious snacks. you know you want some.* Hello, Soundwave, Prowl, everyone! *she's cheery. and that's a /lot/ of food, good lord.* verdigrisprowl 7:45 pm ... That sounds like a contradiction. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:45 pm *scampers inside* Bird? NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm *Soundwave bobs his head at everyone as they approach. Darkscream, the dragon, Prowl - that one gets an affection ping with the greeting one - and others.* Chaoit 7:46 pm -and he's making his way into the room now, finally looking more like normal- Swerester 7:46 pm That's five taken so I have twenty more to give away here. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:46 pm Bird! NoodlesAtNight 7:47 pm [[No, no bird. She should be here next week. A musical about revolutions, you know.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:47 pm No Bird? AGAIN? : < verdigrisprowl 7:47 pm *returns the affection ping and sits with Soundwave* ((brb heating up dinner)) Darkscream 7:47 pm I'll take some pillows. Give this guy something to chew on. *Shall take one, Swerve. Giving it to the Giratina, which grabbed it with his wing-tendril things* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:48 pm *bends and unbends his knees in an upset toddler dance* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:48 pm *the dragon puts all the snacks on the bar where they belong. there's gummis, and mercury rolls, and rust sticks, and all sorts of snacks! someone was busy.* Darkscream 7:49 pm [No Unicron, but how about antimatter God Pokemon? Let me be dumb. I now have Mondays off. \o/ NoodlesAtNight 7:49 pm [[She's a busy bot, you know.]] *Stuffs one of the pillows just behind his neck and the other behind his lower back. Ahh.* SCProwl 7:49 pm *arrives, pings Soundwave and alternate while heading toward usual table* NoodlesAtNight 7:49 pm ((no restriction against giratina 😃 )) Swerester 7:49 pm [settles in with a pillow of his own since they *are* pretty comfy] UnkillableJazz 7:49 pm *Curious Jazz is curious* What are they? *looking at giratina* Swerester 7:49 pm Ooh, is that a pokemon? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm *upset baby dancing speeds up* Me Swoop don't WANT her to. Busy. Bot. Chaoit 7:50 pm -flops onto a seat, kinda sinking into it- NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[That is your problem. Her work comes first.]] UnkillableJazz 7:50 pm ((need to hook my laptop up)) Darkscream 7:51 pm *Giratina eyed the group.* It is. He's a Giratina, a, well... Part of the Creation God trio of Pokemon. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm *drops down to sit in his butt in a show of just HOW much he doesn't like this* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:52 pm *aaaaaaand done. hopefully the tower of snacks isn't blocking anyone's line of sight. it's probably stable. she's gonna try and get a pillow and drag it over to Soundwave's couch.* NoodlesAtNight 7:52 pm [[Would you like help, dragon?]] opatoes 7:52 pm /Smokescreen's coming in again, immediately stopping to stare at the Giratina. He knew he should've brought his pumpkaboo!/ Hey! Hey, hey, I see we've got a new friend here! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:53 pm ...Yes, please. Thank you. Swerester 7:53 pm [tosse a pillow at Smokey] NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm *He'll stretch a feeler out to pick up the pillow - and, if the dragon wants, them as well?* opatoes 7:53 pm /Catches the pillow and tosses it back at Swerve!/ MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm *breathes exaggeratedly hard to make his irritation known* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:54 pm ((nugget: tries to walk in front of my laptop me: kisses her soft lil head mercilessly nugget: gets all huffy and goes away)) NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm [[Vent all you like, Swoop. It does not change our work schedule.]] Swerester 7:54 pm I was giving you the pillow, nerd. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:54 pm *free ride! she's the princess tonight! at least, she can pretend she is, right? no one will mind?* SCProwl 7:54 pm *greeting ping to Smokescreen* NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm ((defeated with affection!)) opatoes 7:54 pm ... Oh! Ohh, I thought you wanted a pillow fight or something. Can I have it back? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:54 pm *throws himself back to flop back against the ground like a DIno-skin rug* Swerester 7:54 pm [snorts and tosses it back] opatoes 7:54 pm /Pingpings Round Prowl!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm ((she's grabbed onto my left elbow to stare at me. she just wants to Do Whatever I Do but she is very unhelpful when on the lappytop)) Darkscream 7:55 pm *Giratina eyes Smokesceen with a baleful look. It's normal.* Swoop, you're acting less like a fierce Dinobot and more like a toddler. opatoes 7:56 pm /tries to imitate that baleful look. Doesn't work very well./ MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm Nuh UH UnkillableJazz 7:56 pm (🔙) MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm Me Swoop not a BAAAAABY Darkscream 7:58 pm *Giratina wiggled a tendril at Smokescreen. It was in it's altered forme to be more of a noodle dragon.* Well you are acting a bit like one. Fine to be unhappy not seeing your friend, just don't throw a tantrum. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:59 pm *pops up into a seated position and huffs dramatically* Me Swoop not tantrum NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm ((we'll start in ten minutes, get all your snacks and stuff)) opatoes 8:00 pm /Smokescreen's sticking his glossa out at the tendril. Come on, Giratina, don't do what Soundwave does and stop wiggling your tendrils around!/ UnkillableJazz 8:00 pm *Jazz is bobbing along to the song* Darkscream 8:02 pm *Careful Smokescreen, Giratina might poke it and who knows what'd happen then.* That's good then. Cause I don't tell jokes to Dinbots that throw them. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:02 pm *Giratina's tentacle wiggling is Valid, just like Soundwave* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm *tilt his feet back and forth, grumbling* Me Swoop want jokes. Jokes AND Her Bird! opatoes 8:03 pm /If Giratina pokes his glossa, he's probably going to bite a feeler, so watch out!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:03 pm ((pls don't laugh at me, but I thought the lorde version was original until just now)) verdigrisprowl 8:03 pm (🔙) ((i said BACK, i didn't make an emoji)) NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm ((why laugh? if that's the one you knew, that's the one you knew)) verdigrisprowl 8:03 pm ((rabbit stop that NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm ((five minutes to start!)) opatoes 8:04 pm ((rabbit why ((wait... wait it actually does that now? verdigrisprowl 8:04 pm ((lord version of what? did lorde cover blowing in the wind or was it last song?)) opatoes 8:04 pm ((welcome BACK Darkscream 8:04 pm *Giratina is debating doing so. Noodle-ghosts his way out of Darkscream's grasp to coil around a wing. Holding his pillow close. Still eyeing Smokescreen.* Can't you talk to her other times, Swoop? Not just movie nights? UnkillableJazz 8:04 pm ((everybody wants to rule the world) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm ((the lorde version of everybody wants to rule the world)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm YAH! But. Me Swoop want Her Bird NOW. Cause Bob : < NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm [[What about Bob?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm Him back NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm ((*cackles to self*)) SCProwl 8:05 pm ((there's songs I know and like the cover of better verdigrisprowl 8:06 pm ((OH. yes, i've heard lorde's cover of that. i just did not remember it existed.)) ((yeah there are a few songs that i like the cover version of better)) Darkscream 8:06 pm Oh. *Hadn't been there when he went missing.* Isn't that a good thing that he's back? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm ((I listen to a /lot/ of vocaloid so covers are half my playlist >->)) Swerester 8:07 pm //i have some songs i dont like but i enjoy the nightcore versions of lmaop opatoes 8:07 pm /Giratina, please. Smokescreen's going to set his pillow down near Round Prowl, before moving to grab a couple drinks. ... He wonders if Giratina can drink this stuff/ opatoes 8:07 pm ((YEAH there's a few songs that are just better in nightcore form MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm *huffs and glances away* SCProwl 8:08 pm Bob... the insecticon? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm Yah Bob NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm ((WARNINGS: Bridge of Spies // Foul language, imprisonment and torture, violence and death, typical cold war sentiments)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm ((the funniest/worst part is that given the fact that english subs are the rule rather than the exception on any song that's been out long enough, I understand the lyrics of vocaloid songs better than most popular english songs. gotta love auditory processing bullshit)) SCProwl 8:08 pm Where is he back from? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm Dead NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *Sits up.* [[Bob is a TERRORCON?]] Darkscream 8:09 pm *Giratina doesn't like anyone, Smokescreen.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm Bob is a zombie? SCProwl 8:09 pm *digests that for a very long awkward moment* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm *cocks head* What that? SCProwl 8:09 pm What? UnkillableJazz 8:09 pm ((Yeah. I've got an auditory delay)) SCProwl 8:09 pm They're undead Cybertronian. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Undead mean zombie Nah opatoes 8:09 pm /Well, Smokescreen likes Giratina! And he's going to go over to Giratina and offer a cube of high grade, mostly out of curiosity./ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Him Bob normal Bob NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Oh. Good. It pleases him to hear that he has been found at last.]] *Poor naive bug.* Swerester 8:10 pm I thought Bob was just missing? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm ...So does that mean he was dead dead or just presumed dead? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm *looks at the floor, scratched at it and scrunching his nose up* SCProwl 8:10 pm Oh, he was missing. Was he kidnapped? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm *hears a lot of questions, answers none of them but takes it out on the floor instead, enjoy your new small groove, Soundwave* Darkscream 8:11 pm *While Darkscream is listening in on this conversation, Giratina was staring at Smokescreen. Eyeing the drink. Pokes at with a tendril. Dipping the red tip in to watch the liquid swirl around.* NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[SWOOP. Do you want to go home already?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:11 pm *sticks his tongue out* NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Outside. Now.]] SCProwl 8:11 pm Soundwave. NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm [[Prowl.]] Chaoit 8:12 pm -isn't getting involved. Last time nearly ended up with Dinobot to face- opatoes 8:12 pm /Smokescreen's laughing a bit, enjoying Giratina's reaction, and sets the drink down in front of him, holding his servo out, trying to ask before petting him./ SCProwl 8:13 pm It's good that your friend is back. Will he start coming to movie nights again? Darkscream 8:13 pm Swoop?

*Giratina shifted around Darkscream's wing to eye the drink then Smokescreen. Pokes at the servo.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:14 pm *HUFFS* FINE *stands up from the floor in the most dramatic of fashions* whAT? Darkscream 8:16 pm *Shakes her helm. Nudges Giratina off from her wing, the Pokemon hovering there, to go over to him. Motions outside with her helm.* Company? NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Leeeean of interest.* NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm *Now what's in that little drop, he wonders.* SCProwl 8:17 pm *oh right, the movie's started* Could I have a visual please? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:17 pm Whatever. *pronounced with every bit of drama his scrawny body is capable of producing* verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm Oh. I've got it. *ping, visuals.* SCProwl 8:18 pm Thank you. *accepts, oh, this is about spies* NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[Ah, clever. Clever.]] Swerester 8:18 pm Did anyone ever do something like this with a shanix during the war? NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[Naturally. He's surprised the humans thought of it.]] UnkillableJazz 8:19 pm Interestin' way to pass a note. NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[We passed messages in all manner of things.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ...The teeth might be poisoned. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm They probably should not give them to him Darkscream 8:20 pm *Giratina was going to coil around Smokescreen's arm. Still holding his pillow.*

*Darkscream pat Swoop's wing to head outside with him.* Feel better chasing a Seeker through the skies? NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[Fools.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm ((I'm getting a crazy lag. Is that just me?)) UnkillableJazz 8:21 pm should of cleaned the pallete for him verdigrisprowl 8:21 pm We had to give up shanix pretty early in the war. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm ((it's not laggin here)) opatoes 8:21 pm /Wait, wait, frag. Smokescreen's squirming a bit, surprised at the sudden tendril on him./ Hey, hey-! Good to see you, too. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm [[Indeed they should have. And a good point about his teeth.]] Darkscream 8:22 pm *There is a whole mini Giratina on your arm, Smokescreen. Have fun with the ghost noodle and the tingling feeling as he prods.* UnkillableJazz 8:22 pm ((I'm getting lag occasionally from poor internet connection)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm I don't know how often human teeth fall out, but surely they've thought of a hollow "tooth" filled with poison. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:22 pm .... Me Swoop like to chasing NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[Hm. He argues well.]] opatoes 8:23 pm /He's squirming as Giratina starts to prod, laughing./ Come on- phfhaha- am I that interesting? UnkillableJazz 8:23 pm None of them need to be hollowed verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm Cyanide pills. That's what humans use. Darkscream 8:23 pm Then outside then. No angry Soundwaves out there. We'll be high enough that even your flamethrower wont hit anything. *Smiles. Wiggles her wings.* verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm Cyanide is poisonous to humans. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm Well, yes, it's poisonous to dragons too. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm *starts to have a spring in his step despite himself, just can't stay angry like his brothers can* Yah! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm ...I'm sorry, I shouldn't be like that. Methanol is poisonous to humans, and most of the other cousins, but not to my species. UnkillableJazz 8:24 pm potent poisons can be done with just traces. verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm *shrugs* I don't know what's poisonous to dragons. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [][][]It can't look like.[][][] [[They say nothing about whether or not it really is.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 8:25 pm *big predacon comes in, being stalked by two hatchling she's ignoring, checks to see if its safe for them* Darkscream 8:25 pm *Giratina moved to settle around a door-wing. Using his tendrils to hold on while setting his head down on the pillow. Staying here. Give him puffs and he may allow pets.*

*Darkscream meanwhile chuckled and half bounced on her pedes outside.* C'mon then Swoop. See if you can catch me in the air~. UnkillableJazz 8:26 pm intentionally losing cases causes legal issues- at least currently SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm Oh, no, she got stood up by his assistant. NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[Seems so.]] UnkillableJazz 8:27 pm Hung out in one of those shelters for a while NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[Did you?]] opatoes 8:28 pm /Sighs, accepting his fate. He doesn't have many pokepuffs, but he does have some poffins that he made for his pumpkaboo- he found a recipe to make poffins!/ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm *starts off in a trot but ends up dashing straight out the door* NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[Do many foreign agents re-- ha]] UnkillableJazz 8:30 pm Ratchet converted one of those bomb shelters into a emergency medbay Darkscream 8:31 pm *Well feed him something, Smokescreen. Giratina is contented there. Be good and he might move into your arms.*

*Delayed waves to V.Prowl and Soundwave.* I'll keep Swoop busy. Any trouble I'll take responsibility for, Soundwave. NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Hmm. As you like.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:32 pm I doubt he took the duty with the idea that he would escape the chair if caught. opatoes 8:32 pm /He's slowly pulling out a few poffins, and is offering them over to Giratina. See? He's being good!/ verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *huff. approves of the spy's attitude.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:32 pm Although electrocution... Ouch. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *has no idea he's got a sitter, just starts circling* verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *"would it help" indeed* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:34 pm *headtilts at screen* verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm Would that all wars were fought with intelligence instead of arms. UnkillableJazz 8:35 pm ((my connection is breaking up a bit)) Darkscream 8:35 pm *Giratina eyes the puffs. Pokes at the puffin with a tendril to spear it. Pulls it close and nibbles on it. Rumbles his approval as he eats.*

*Darkscream meanwhile took to the skies. Might just try to land on his back. Assuming he's in pteradon form.* Hi. opatoes 8:36 pm /Slowly reaches to pet Giratina as he nibbles on the poffins, doorwings perking up./ verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm I like how he made a big deal about how secret their mission is, and then left without telling them what their mission is. NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm [[Corrupt fleshling.]] verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm So secret, even they're not allowed to know what it is. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm *can't fly in robot mode but is still very capable of shrieking with laughter as a borb* UnkillableJazz 8:38 pm Uh oh NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm *Huffs* [[He doesn't think he has ever encountered something /that/ secret before.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm And you know those sorts would lambast the other side if such was done to "their" people. verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm *leans on Soundwave.* I'm not sure he is corrupt. Only normal. UnkillableJazz 8:38 pm An' the mission's collectin' info on the soviets UnkillableJazz 8:39 pm Probably got drops with detailed plans SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:39 pm That's an odd way to chat. verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm He's behaving poorly. He's not maintaining the highest rigorous standards of absolute moral impeccability that a judge should maintain. Darkscream 8:39 pm *Puffins for pets. A good trade. Giratina does eye Smokescreen when he does. Give good pets.*

*Pets Swoop's crest.* If you can nip my wing or touch it, I'll count it as a catch, kay? Then we can keep going until one of us tires. verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm But it's not corruption. Just averageness. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:39 pm Ooooh, it's because he's breaking the law. NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm *Leans against Prowl and nods to both him and the dragon.* [[Of course they would. And corruption and averageness are not exclusive.]] UnkillableJazz 8:40 pm good lawyer verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm No. But he's not being corrupt and average. Just average. opatoes 8:40 pm /Smokescreen's giving firm, confident pets as he continues to provide poffins./ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:40 pm Me Swoop NEVER tired! Me Swoop DINOBOT! SCProwl 8:40 pm Oh please. UnkillableJazz 8:40 pm human hero complex NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Huff.* SCProwl 8:41 pm *snorts* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon considers Prowl, and what she means to say* ...I always feel like saying that corruptness is average implies that I don't think it can or should be changed. NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm [[A rare being, this lawyer. Would that so many were as devoted to being who they... should be...]] *Ohhhhh.* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm [[...It is beautiful, if old.]] opatoes 8:42 pm Soundwave, is this gonna be like Phoenix Wright? Are we gonna see them in court? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:42 pm *hopefully that didn't sound like her being an ass. she doesn't mean to upset prowl or anything. she just has feelings.* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Shakes his head slightly.* [[He does not know.]] verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm "The Article." Hm. Darkscream 8:42 pm *Giratina tilts his head. Give him scritches under the crown.*

Even Dinobots need to rest a bit. Well I will have to. You don't want to chase tired prey. *Hops off and pulls out a bag of energon sweets. Tosses one to Swoop.* Ready? NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Thinks the dragon makes a good point.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm *yay* opatoes 8:43 pm Fair enough. Phoenix Wright is pretty fun, though! I hope we get to see organic courts, they're pretty wild. They might have a parrot testify. SCProwl 8:43 pm A what? opatoes 8:43 pm A parrot! They're birds. UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm Not bad, specially for the tech stage SCProwl 8:43 pm Oh. All right. verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm *barely even registered that the dragon said something, honestly. he was talking with soundwave.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:44 pm [O,o] SCProwl 8:44 pm *Buzzsaw and Laserbeak are birds. They're perfectly capable of testifying, so Prowl has no issue with an organic bird doing the same* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:44 pm *catches the goodie in his beak reflexively* YAH!*drops the goodie* WHoops kehehheh SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm *yeah that's fair she isn't as interesting as soundwave* opatoes 8:46 pm Oooh- so they are gonna show the court process NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[That,]] *pointing at the screen* [[is not average. That is willful, deliberate dismissal of the law he is sworn to oversee.]] verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm It most certainly is. UnkillableJazz 8:46 pm as a sentient being, hard headed judge NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[Is there no one with whom he can register complaints about the judge's refusal to function properly?]] Darkscream 8:46 pm *Laughs and dives to catch it. She could easily fly in her root form.* Try not to drop it this time. *Tosses the sweet again then puts the rest away.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:46 pm (*comes back* what did I miss?) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm A bigger, more important judge? NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[Why continue to sit at a trial he knows is wrong?]] SCProwl 8:47 pm Apparently no--what the... what are they doing? NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm ((depends on what you saw last)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ...That is deeply concerning. verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm If he doesn't continue to sit at it, then the defendant won't have a lawyer. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm Why are they upsetting the bitlets. SCProwl 8:47 pm Why were they all chanting like that at the flag? UnkillableJazz 8:47 pm scare tactics NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm [[Can he not take the defendant with him? Refuse to accept a poor judge?]] *Glance at the other Prowl.* [[Indoctrination.]] SCProwl 8:48 pm Ugh. verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm *snorts* He can't take the defendant with him. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:48 pm *catches it and rolls* KEHheheh OmicronTheIceQueen 8:48 pm *Icy jumps to the side, making a pained sound- not hurt though* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:48 pm Why would they tell this to hatchlings, anyways? Just to scare them? OmicronTheIceQueen 8:49 pm Likely UnkillableJazz 8:49 pm control it seems NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[A group of hatchli-- of younglings that is taught to fear and hate the enemy will grow to be adults that fear and hate the enemy.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[You reached the verdict before you heard anything!]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:50 pm ...Yes. Yes they will, won't they. *the dragon flattens down. it's a sad thought. poor hatchlings.* verdigrisprowl 8:50 pm They said in the newspaper that they had several days of testimony. UnkillableJazz 8:50 pm Even if there is no enemy to hate verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm We skipped over the part where they heard everything. NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[No, no - he means that the human was determined to have the spy pinned down as a spy before the trial began.]] Darkscream 8:51 pm *Grins and takes off in flight.* Try and catch me, Swoop! *Keeps to her root form for better agility.* verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm Oh. Yes, that part. ... It's still not "corruption." It's something just as bad as corruption, but it doesn't meat the definition. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:52 pm *looks at her hatchlings, chewing on her tail* Swerester 8:52 pm Can they actually put him in jail if he's not even a citizen and is there illegally from another country? Don't they have to send him home? [how do human laws work???] verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm I believe that personal benefit is an integral part of the definition of corruption. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:52 pm *hopes she's been raising her broods well...* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:52 pm *dives after her with a shriek* verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm The judge's conduct was horrible, but it didn't come with a personal benefit. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[He will be seen as the judge who took down a spy. It will help his career.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:53 pm *gasp* sparklings verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm That's not the reason he did it. Not from the evidence presented. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:53 pm Racer: *chewing on a spine, looks up* ?? NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm [[Hm. Then he may not be corrupt, by your definition, but he still deserves to be stripped of all power.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *oh, Icy, of course you've been doing well.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:54 pm Can I see the sparklings? NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm *Offers dragon a scratch. What he wouldn't give to see her claw the judge.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *accepts the scritch. she'd rip his face off, Soundy, you know she would.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:55 pm *she still worries about it* you may, but your armor might get chewed on thebestdecepticonleader 8:55 pm As long as they don't actually eat me, that's fine I need to get used to being around sparklings SCProwl 8:56 pm That sounds perfectly plausible. NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm [[What idiot does not plan for the possibility that their spy will not return? Even he and his faced trouble from time to time.]] SCProwl 8:56 pm One of those pilots is going to be captured. Darkscream 8:56 pm *Grins behind her. Waves at Swoop, taking him on a thrillride chase above Cybertron. Making sure they didn't get too close to buildings.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:57 pm *Racer and Peddles are pony sized, not too big, nor thick in bulk yet* thebestdecepticonleader 8:57 pm Can I pet them, do they like being patted? thebestdecepticonleader 8:58 pm *sits on floor to get closer* SCProwl 8:58 pm *sits forward with interest* NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm [[Hmph. So he has something resembling a brain somewhere in there after all.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm *Leans up against Prowl. Stories like this make him glad that his amica is who he once again is.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm *can't accelerate like a seeker but once he gets cookin' he's halling ass* verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm *dims optics against all the flashing* opatoes 8:59 pm /Smokescreen finally offers under-crown scritches./ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:00 pm Racer: *goes RIGHT over to new mech on the ground* HAI!! *he's gonna climb into your lap here as you're sitting* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[The family of a lawyer knows who that person is. If they do not wish to be associated with what they may have to do, then they should go.]] verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm They should have done the damn search right with a warrant in the first place. He's correct. There is legal grounds for an appeal. thebestdecepticonleader 9:01 pm Hello there little one. *pet pet* NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *Glance.* [[And you support him seeking one?]] verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm However, the man IS a spy. He is, indeed, actually guilty of the crime of which he's being accused. thebestdecepticonleader 9:01 pm Are we 100% sure he is a spy and not falsely accused? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Spies happen. Wherever there are secrets, people want to learn them. They still deserve to be treated justly. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm Well, yes, we saw him in the middle of spy work. They found the evidence. They found the evidence illegally, but they found the evidence. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm Goddess, who would do that? To a house with hatchlings no less? thebestdecepticonleader 9:03 pm Well yeah, but one time looking at something you shouldn't, doesn't make you a spy Not necessarily SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm ... *she's not going to blame the officer for the shooting. she's not going to do it when Prowl's here.* NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm [[Cowards.]] UnkillableJazz 9:03 pm Well if you got a warrant in the first place he wouldn't argue the case NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *To the question of who would shoot at someone's hatchling.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:03 pm Racer: *flaps his wings and closes them, little dragon happy to have some pets, giving new mech a careful sniff inspection* Darkscream 9:04 pm *Giratina is pleased with this. Eyes closing in content. Puffs and scritches.*

*Darkscream laughed and kept making turns in the air to keep Swoop from catching her. Careful about her own speed so she didn't get out of his sight.* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm He should not have been arrested like that. He should have been arrested with all the proper warrants, and his defense should have been given the adequate time to prepare the defense. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[...Thank you, Jazz.]] verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm And then he should have been convicted for his crimes. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[He was not, however. And because he was not, this lawyer is acting with honor.]] *Pause.* [[He... approves of them.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm It's good when honest, honorable people are in positions to defend justi- oooh, which poison are they using? thebestdecepticonleader 9:05 pm I'm not going to say that you shouldn't be punished if you have truly done something wrong, but... they don't seem to be in the right verdigrisprowl 9:05 pm The lawyer is doing the good thing. *is not certain it's the correct thing.* SCProwl 9:05 pm They didn't say anything except that it was fast-acting. UnkillableJazz 9:06 pm The lawyer is ethical OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm seems so thebestdecepticonleader 9:06 pm And this is coming from a Decepticon with extremely questionable morals. If I think something is wrong then it really is. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm Depends on which school of ethics you're following. opatoes 9:06 pm /Scritch, scritch, rub. He feels pretty lucky to have Giratina in his lap right about now!/ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *chuckles* thebestdecepticonleader 9:07 pm What is a school of ethics? NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm *Soundwave clicks the claws of his feeler together.* [[AH. He knows this story. An exhibit--]] *To the dragon:* [[It was cyanide.]] verdigrisprowl 9:07 pm ... Different people have different opinions on what's right and wrong, and thus, have different codes of ethics. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:07 pm *Racer peeks up at claw clicking* NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm *It is hard to recognize humans by their faces when they do not match the historical record, but he knows some of the tale of the pilot and the pin. He settles in to see where this is going.* Darkscream 9:08 pm *Giratina is a happy poke-deity right now. Getting fed and the scritches were decent. Even changed back to his normal forme to lay on the pillow.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm Oh, right UnkillableJazz 9:08 pm Good speach thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm Is this a true story? NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[It is based on true events.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[Some details are no doubt rearranged or modified. But the basis is there. This human, for example.]] Chaoit 9:09 pm -covers face- verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm Didn't do a very good job of keeping this mission secret, did they, if there's a movie about it. thebestdecepticonleader 9:09 pm Humans are weird Chaoit 9:09 pm -why heights?- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm Racer *looks about to jump up, has a forepaw on starscream's chest....he will climb up if aloud and be talll* UnkillableJazz 9:09 pm Ah, right. Trying to remember. did they do a trade? thebestdecepticonleader 9:09 pm *helps racer up* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm Ah. The human was exaggerating there, maybe. It's not instantaneous- at least not for my species. It's about five or ten minutes, though, which is really close enough. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm well then O,o NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm [[Humans declassify certain files after a while. Stories also get leaked. Some things are told to educate. He does not know which case this is.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:10 pm ((oh my GOD)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm Racer *sitting on seeker shoulders, all proud, he's TALL...ish* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:10 pm ((I'd have pissed myself and died if this was me right now, tbh)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm (same) opatoes 9:10 pm /Smokescreen's continuing the petting, one servo gently trying to pet Giratina's wings./ thebestdecepticonleader 9:10 pm He should be dead after that verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm Well, that was nearly a lot more unfortunate. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:11 pm aren't those masks needed? Chaoit 9:11 pm -all good?- NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[Typically.]] *All good, Blaster.* *Shakes his helm and rests it against Prowl's shoulder again. This Supreme Court is as horrid as the other judge.* Chaoit 9:11 pm -peers out, and sighs. Oh good- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm why did they name the defender human? again? Darkscream 9:12 pm *Giratina smacks the servo away. No. Head pets. Give him something tastier for wing pets. Is the trade.* NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm [[Hmph. They give him the case and abandon him for taking it. Disloyal meatbags.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:13 pm What is an East Germany? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm Racer: *little fangs noms a bit on an armor edge* opatoes 9:13 pm /Aww- fine, fine. Smokescreen continues the head scritches and poffin offerings./ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm They gave him the case because they wanted him to treat it like the judges did. He has ethics, which means he's not malleable enough for them. thebestdecepticonleader 9:14 pm Hey there, not the wings, anywhere else is okay Darkscream 9:15 pm *Good. Giratina is going to shift on his pillow so the other side of his head gets pets.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:15 pm Racer *realistically speaking its soft chew, on his shoulder* NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm [[Germany is a human territory. He assumes East Germany is a subsection of it.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm [[Or a separate territory to its east.]] Darkscream 9:16 pm This message has been removed. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:17 pm You can shrug him off if he chews to much *Icy is laying down, curling up loosely around her other hatchling to watch* Chaoit 9:17 pm ((giratina god or cat? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:18 pm ((yes)) Chaoit 9:18 pm ((hehe NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm [[...They do ask a lot of this fleshling.]] Darkscream 9:18 pm [Both and I guess I'm not watching the movie anymore. Rabbit is deciding I don't get to.] NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm ((DDDD😧 nooooo)) opatoes 9:19 pm ((D : Chaoit 9:19 pm ((rabbit, you mean Darkscream 9:19 pm [Chat is fine, but it wont connect to the video] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:19 pm ...Goddess, what is going on here. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm [[Territory squabbles. What other reason to build a wall in the middle of an open, public area?]] Chaoit 9:20 pm Stupidity? NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm *Huff* Chaoit 9:21 pm What? Darkscream 9:22 pm [*goes from spy movies to an anime about a slime befriending a tsundere dragon cause rabbit is cruel* Least DS is off playing with Swoop and Smokey made a friend with ANTOHER god.] NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm [[Nothing. Your remark amused him.]] Chaoit 9:23 pm Oh. Yay? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:23 pm Stupidity transcends species, I suppose. verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm He just ignores her when she speaks. He's a terrible partner. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:23 pm ((Swoop and DS can just go off and wreck havock for a million hours)) ((I'm going to be ooc watching while I write)) NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm ((kk)) verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm He brushes her aside and brushes off her concerns, and has throughout the movie, as her family is getting shot at. Darkscream 9:24 pm [\o/ goodtimes NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Yes. He does do her a disservice. At the very least, if he is determined to do the job he is given, he should make arrangements to keep them safe.]] verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm And he should respect her fears—her /very justified/ fears—even as he disagrees with them. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:25 pm you would think he had them moved verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm Rather than simply ignoring her. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Nods.* [[Indeed.]] Chaoit 9:26 pm ...wait opatoes 9:26 pm ((aszxcvbnm smokey just befriends every god Chaoit 9:26 pm he didn't move after being shot at? NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm ((this scene amazes me. i have lived in this apartment for 4.5 months and i STILL can't memorize the damn phone #)) NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[Apparently not.]] Chaoit 9:27 pm ............. verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm ((it took me years to memorize my own cell phone number)) Chaoit 9:28 pm Does he have screws loose up there? verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm ((ffs translate the subs you lazy subtitlers)) opatoes 9:28 pm ((zxcvbn im weirdly good at memorizing numbers in general for some reason i stole everyone's number memorization skills verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm ((give them back)) NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm ((not the subtitlers, blame the people paying to have it subtitled)) verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm ((lazy subtitler hirer)) SCProwl 9:28 pm ((less lazy and more whoever--what cro said opatoes 9:28 pm ((but i like being able to memorize numbers! D : NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm (($5 says they didn't bother paying the extra to have a fluent speaker do those parts)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:29 pm (video comped out on me) NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[...It occurs to him that a government with an interest in beating a foreign enemy should /want/ to rescue a person who has written a fat thesis on said enemy's economics and trading habits.]] verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm Yes, it should. NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[Idiots.]] SCProwl 9:30 pm If he can get the thesis back. verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm But trade for the student and you don't get the spy. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Trade a spy for a spy. You can trade an econ student for an econ student. Chaoit 9:31 pm They're not showing much sense in any area OmicronTheIceQueen 9:31 pm *snorts at that* NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm *Huffs softly* [[They had best hope they can find a criminal economy student from the other country, then.]] UnkillableJazz 9:31 pm end justifies the means mentality has them stooping to certain lows OmicronTheIceQueen 9:31 pm there's very little sense here I would say verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Pff. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:32 pm Racer: PFFT NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm ((i increase my bet to $10 seeing as they would've had to pay 3x over - once for english, once for russian, once for german) verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm Fair trade for directions. UnkillableJazz 9:32 pm They took his jacket NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm ((and they really ought have 😐 )) thebestdecepticonleader 9:33 pm ((You would think that they could have just used the script...)) Chaoit 9:33 pm *long sigh* NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *Soundwave twitches his helm and leans forward.* verdigrisprowl 9:33 pm ... Somehow I'm not buying their story. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[...She has the wrong accent for someone in a Moscow orchestra.]] Darkscream 9:34 pm *Girtatina decides to bite Smokescreen's servo to see how it tastes.* NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[And these are terrible actors, also.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:34 pm yes SCProwl 9:35 pm She composed herself rather quickly. NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm *That walk proved it. Those faces.* verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm Why did they bring in a fake family? To... tug at his heartstrings? He's already here to help with the trade. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:35 pm baaaad acting thebestdecepticonleader 9:35 pm ((One day someone should stream The Red Baron, it is awful)) NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm [[He expects it is to get him to simply hand Abel over with no trade.]] *Sits up.* [[...He goes for both?]] *Oooh. Daring.* verdigrisprowl 9:36 pm ... Hff. He just—stuck the econ student in the deal. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm *Ha. He was right. They were trying to just scam Abel off him.* SCProwl 9:38 pm Ah. Clever. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Huffing to himself.* verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm ... Now why did they arrange to steal his coat? NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[Put him in a miserable state. Make him more inclined to rush through things. Make his thoughts clouded with sickness.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:41 pm Maybe it was a nice coat? verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm To make him impatient? To put him on edge? thebestdecepticonleader 9:41 pm To see if he is carrying papers that suggest he is spying verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm Can't be that nice. He said it came from sacks. NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[That is why he would do it, at least, if we needed such things as coats.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm [[And what Starscream said.]] [[Perhaps they are very fashionable sacks.]] [[Ha.]] UnkillableJazz 9:42 pm caught out NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm [[Never tell a story you cannot keep perfectly straight.]] SCProwl 9:43 pm Isn't a sax an instrument? verdigrisprowl 9:43 pm Names are hard. NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm [[One of them, yes.]] *Nods.* [[And they are. All the more reason they should have practiced. They clearly threw together a rush job.]] verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm Don't be stupid. Get them both if you can. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *The mismatched family, the poor mimicry, the bad information retention... sloppy, sloppy.* verdigrisprowl 9:45 pm Try to get both, and if it fails, then get only Powers. But first try for both if you think you can. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:45 pm did that guard just smack himself on the light? NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((omg did i miss that)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm (ran right into it) thebestdecepticonleader 9:47 pm This is... I'm *turns away from the screen* NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Watches Starscream curiously.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:48 pm Uh is... *peeks* Okay it's over verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm *also glances at. hm. has he been tortured?* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:48 pm Racer: -gives starscream a lick on the side of his helm- thebestdecepticonleader 9:48 pm *pats again* NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *Makes a note of this for future warnings. And potential use, in emergency.* Chaoit 9:49 pm -who's been through the war and hasn't been at some point?- verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm Did he just give away the secret number that he was supposed to memorize and destroy. thebestdecepticonleader 9:49 pm Hasn't been what? NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm *Some withstood it longer than others, depending on what they were put through.*

[[He did. They did give him a minimum of guidelines, however. That is on them.]] Chaoit 9:50 pm ((that's thoughts/actions, not words verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm He really likes that line. The "one, one, one." NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[He has a point. They have someone of minimal importance. He offers them the opportunity to do something impressive with them.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Racer: *trying his best to groom, that makes him feel better* verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm Indeed. NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[Well. "Minimal" importance. They do not seem to understand the danger his thesis puts them in.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm [[They would bargain for much, /much/ more than just Abel if they did.]] verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm He's going too fast for these streets and weather condit... Did he do it on purpose? To summon the police? NoodlesAtNight 9:54 pm *nod.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:54 pm likely verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Petty. I wonder what point he's trying to make. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm Is he trying to scare into compliance or scare him into leaving? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:55 pm possibly both? NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *Shakes his head.* verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm *... yeah. it's like that.* NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm [[...They are playing Unforgettable.]] [[Amusing.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm can I eat these humans? Or most of them SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:59 pm You'll give yourself food poisoning. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm Just more iron then expected...HAH verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm ... Grab a plate and take it with you. opatoes 9:59 pm I want a breakfast like that NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[What good would it do you? It is organic.]] UnkillableJazz 10:00 pm Good back-bone he's growing verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm He never lacked for one. Darkscream 10:01 pm *Hey Smokey. Giratina is still chewing on your servo.* verdigrisprowl 10:01 pm Who needs TWO phones? OmicronTheIceQueen 10:01 pm how many comm lines can cybertroniand use at once? or nearly SCProwl 10:01 pm As many as we can process. NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[That depends on the Cybertronian.]] *Folds hands..* thebestdecepticonleader 10:02 pm I have two phones, one for Megatron, so that I can ignore him and one for everyone else NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[And the humans of this time did not have technology capable of letting them speak with many fleshlings at once.]] *Catches Starscream's remark and trembles.* verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm *HUFFS* verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm "Two, two, two" now. NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm [[Repetition. Enforcing understanding and clarity.]] UnkillableJazz 10:04 pm fun OmicronTheIceQueen 10:04 pm *chuckles* verdigrisprowl 10:04 pm Oh—he's backed them in a corner. UnkillableJazz 10:04 pm grown in duplicity NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Delightful. Absolutely fantastic.]] SCProwl 10:05 pm Clever. Especially for someone suffering from an illness. I can't imagine it's helping his thinking. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm *Nod of agreement* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:05 pm He's damn smart. SCProwl 10:05 pm They won't. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:06 pm hah verdigrisprowl 10:06 pm ((that's the only time this whole movie he's sounded like a dad)) NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[...Did it work...?]] verdigrisprowl 10:06 pm ((not a good or bad dad, just a dad at all)) NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((aye)) UnkillableJazz 10:09 pm one wants attention, the other wants their spy verdigrisprowl 10:10 pm The one that wants attention went to the location where they won't get any. SCProwl 10:12 pm *huffs* NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm [[No... no, Jazz has a point. If the Powers group is here, then the Pryor group now hold the power to either see through or spoil this trade. They must know that.]] verdigrisprowl 10:12 pm I like his philosophy. ... That's true. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:13 pm hmm NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm [[It does not matter where they are. They still hold it.]] SCProwl 10:14 pm They're testing him. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[If he is free to go, he is free to stay.]] Chaoit 10:15 pm If they folded that would have reflected badly on them UnkillableJazz 10:15 pm Looks like a success SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:16 pm Excellent. verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Didn't even shake with him. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:16 pm shake hands or help a traumatized youth SCProwl 10:17 pm I wouldn't have either in his place. verdigrisprowl 10:17 pm You can shake hands and then help the traumatized youth. NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm [[A shake would legitimize them, he thinks. They still did not come out quite the victor they had hoped. Clever...]] verdigrisprowl 10:17 pm Yes, it would have legitimized them. It would have given them what they wanted out of this exchange. verdigrisprowl 10:18 pm Now they've learned, when they make deals with Americans, the Americans will not give them what they want. And so maybe they shouldn't make deals with them. UnkillableJazz 10:18 pm Ah. Abel will die then NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm [[Ah. Poor Abel.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:18 pm To be fair, the Americans very nearly didn't get what they wanted. verdigrisprowl 10:18 pm But they did, plus a bonus. NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm [[And yes. He does wonder what consequence that had.]] opatoes 10:18 pm RIP Abel verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm They DID get what they wanted, and snubbed the other party even the illusion of having gotten what they wanted. opatoes 10:20 pm Check the back for any notes! SCProwl 10:20 pm Why are you ripping Abel? UnkillableJazz 10:20 pm ((ah I'm sad now)) NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm [[There wouldn't be notes. They'd never have given him the painting if there were.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:20 pm ((I forgot how much this movie bums me out)) opatoes 10:20 pm True. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:21 pm They didn't find the notes the last time, though, when they broke into his house. UnkillableJazz 10:21 pm He got no hug while being escorted to the car. They will execute him. verdigrisprowl 10:21 pm ... Did he have them stop over in England just to get— pfff. He did not. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:22 pm (pfft) verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm Hell of a way to find out your spouse lied to you. NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm [[Indeed.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:22 pm Racer: *falls off his perch, bounces up and shakes himself* UnkillableJazz 10:23 pm Back in a safe zone standard reaction NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm [[If that fleshling slept for any less than three days he will be surprised.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:23 pm flop in your nest and recharge? verdigrisprowl 10:23 pm *... leans more on Soundwave. He appreciates your honesty.* NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Leans hard into.* *He appreciates yours.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:24 pm Flopping in the nest to recharge is excellent. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:24 pm yessss UnkillableJazz 10:24 pm Those parallels will follow him for a while verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm Oh, he wasn't executed. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:25 pm Thank the Goddess for small mercies. NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *Quietly relieved.* opatoes 10:25 pm Wait, what happened to Abel? I looked away for a klik OmicronTheIceQueen 10:25 pm Racer: *goes carefully sniffing around soundwave's couch before its too late* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm Pfff. SCProwl 10:25 pm Ha. UnkillableJazz 10:25 pm good goin' dude verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm How does he keep coming back with more people. Chaoit 10:25 pm wow NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *Soundwave lowers a feeler to give Racer a light pat if he wants one.* [[Because he is determined to get them.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:26 pm Honesty, ethics, determination, and quite possibly spite. SCProwl 10:26 pm A decent sort of human. UnkillableJazz 10:26 pm I can dig it Swerester 10:26 pm Huh. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:26 pm Racer: *arches wings into the pat* UnkillableJazz 10:26 pm Master negotiator verdigrisprowl 10:26 pm I'm sure the other side is determined to not let them go. Determination doesn't make things happen. Chaoit 10:26 pm Very SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:26 pm *the dragon stretches. it's time for her to head off!* Thank you for having me, Soundwave! Goodnight, everyone. NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Goodnight, dragon. Thank you for your company.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:26 pm *chirps at dragon* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm ((time mark: 10:45)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:26 pm *she'd argue the determination point with Prowl, but Soundwave's probably got that.* *chirps at Icy!* UnkillableJazz 10:26 pm Just ignore what they're saying and do it anyway UnkillableJazz 10:27 pm read them to find out how far you can push SCProwl 10:27 pm I'll be going as well. Good night. *ends visual feed and pings the appropriate people goodbye* verdigrisprowl 10:28 pm *"read them." hahaha. ha ha. ha.* *farewell ping* NoodlesAtNight 10:28 pm *Nods to his timeline's Prowl. Goodnight.* Swerester 10:28 pm Do you want a pillow before you go? I still got a bunch left. UnkillableJazz 10:28 pm Good night OmicronTheIceQueen 10:28 pm Ooohhh??? *Swerve has Predacon attention!* SCProwl 10:28 pm ...I suppose. Swerester 10:28 pm [offers pillow] UnkillableJazz 10:29 pm They're open to keep? Swerester 10:29 pm Yeah! They'r presents I got like twenty five left at home so. NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm [[If both sides are determined, then it is a matter of who is willing to move first, and for what price. Perhaps he found something the Cuba leader wanted more than anything.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:29 pm Racer: *chirps at Prowl this time, caaaarefuully reaching out, paw hovering over the big pede* NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm [[More than 9,000 prisoners, at least.]] SCProwl 10:29 pm *accepts and turns it over carefully in her hands* Thank you. Swerester 10:29 pm Sure thing. verdigrisprowl 10:29 pm *looks down at Racer* Yes? OmicronTheIceQueen 10:30 pm Racer: Hai. Pbbt? verdigrisprowl 10:30 pm Pbbbt. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm @SCP: [[Try resting with your head on it tonight. Just a hint.]] UnkillableJazz 10:30 pm dictators often want recognition of their power NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm *Gets more settled against his own pillows. Ahh..* *Now can comfortably watch Prowl be a charming and skilled youngling handler.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:31 pm Racer: *runs off, comes back half dragging his sibling to properly introduce the shy hatchling to them* Darkscream 10:31 pm [BWUAHAHA. SUDDENLY the stream returns with video] SCProwl 10:31 pm @SW: [[In root made I assume?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm ((what a thing to come back on)) NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm @SCP: [[Naturally. Unless you can do some /interesting/ things in your alt mode.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:32 pm *Icy's edging closer to swerve, never did get to finish talking to him about being an energon suplier* opatoes 10:32 pm /He's giving Giratina a few more poffins, affectionately scritching the god, half considering seeing if Giratina will come home with him. He's sure Pumpkaboo will appreciate the friend!/ NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm [[Ah. Is this the tiny mewer from before? They have grown.]] Swerester 10:32 pm [offers her a pillow too] SCProwl 10:32 pm @SW: [[Wouldn't you like to know.]] *clears throat and to the room at large* Good night. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:33 pm rest well NoodlesAtNight 10:33 pm *ATTENTION SNAP* *HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THINGS THAT HORRIBLE* opatoes 10:33 pm Goodnight, Prowl! See you later, maybe? UnkillableJazz 10:33 pm Well. I gotta go soon. *He's got an armful of pillows. like 5 of them* Darkscream 10:33 pm *Giratina did come with the Seeker, but currently she's out with the Dinobot, so... There must be lots of food for him or he'll stick around haunting this place until he gets bored. He knows there are others somewhere.* Swerester 10:33 pm Night! verdigrisprowl 10:33 pm *starts.* *soundwave moved unexpectedly* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:33 pm Peddles: *big optics up at them, has forefangs starting to grow in* NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm [[Thank you for coming. Your company was... not intolerable.]] *A high compliment for a Jazz from him.* SCProwl 10:34 pm Certainly, Smokescreen. *holds pillow against chest and leaves* opatoes 10:34 pm /Smokescreen can offer the rest of his current poffins and more pets? He can make more if Giratina comes home with him!/ UnkillableJazz 10:34 pm Thanks. Ya were pretty cool to hang around NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm *Settles and glances over at Prowl.* [[He apologizes. Your alternate decided to throw around some innuendo.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:35 pm racer: by? Darkscream 10:35 pm *Will there be more pillows for Giratina to nest on? He's going to hoard them.* opatoes 10:35 pm /Smokescreen's got a ton of pillows and blankets, so sure!/ Swerester 10:35 pm Did you want a pillow Prowl? UnkillableJazz 10:35 pm ((Just gonna hang around and enjoy the music Jazz is out)) NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm *Glances down at the little one and their forefangs coming in.* [[My. You do look fearsome, little one.]] [[Soon, as many will run from your bite as your sibling's.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:36 pm Peddles *staaares up, blinks, pokes a blep out* SCProwl 10:36 pm ((same. prowl's gone home to try to remember how you sleep in root mode NoodlesAtNight 10:37 pm *Pauses a moment to think. Manages to locate an emoji with its tongue sticking out. Puts it on his visor.* *A blep for a blep.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:38 pm Peddles: plpl 😊 *loafs in spot, as much as a smiledon kitten can* verdigrisprowl 10:38 pm What? *him prowl, not her prowl? looks around. her prowl left. swerve meant him prowl.* No. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:38 pm Racer: *starts chattering, half words, there's a lot of owls and waves being said* Swerester 10:38 pm Oh. Alright. NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm @P: [[They are good for carrying delicate items, if you have any of those to worry about.]] opatoes 10:39 pm Soundwave, Soundwave- do you wanna play DDR with me sometime? I wanna see just how good you are! Darkscream 10:39 pm *Giratina looks up at Smokescreen. Debating this. Is very tempted. Turns to look at Soundwave. Focuses to Confide in Soundwave, sending him a message telepathically.* {One they call Soundwave?} verdigrisprowl 10:39 pm @S «... No, don't think so.» OmicronTheIceQueen 10:40 pm How many pillows do you have Swerve? Swerester 10:40 pm Someone gave me fifty so I brought half. NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm @Smokescreen: [[...Yes. But quietly. The two of us. Middle of the week. Bring the sword game as well.]] *Soundwave looks around a little, confused by the voice. There's only one extra being here, though, so... focusing on the Giratina, then? How odd.* [[...Correct.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm ((four minutes!)) opatoes 10:41 pm Sure, that sounds good to me. I can bring some music to share with you, too. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:41 pm O_o well....my crew loves them. more so the workers. they help isolate the little femmes. *is he giving all away or trading?* Swerester 10:41 pm Well, if no one else wants one then you can have whatever's left of the pile. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[Good. Prepare to be soundly trounced, Autobot.]] Chaoit 10:42 pm -up he goes, time for him to go home now- Thanks for the movie. Good night. NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm [[...If you are giving them all away, he will have - ]] How many deployers has he got. [[14 more.]] Darkscream 10:42 pm *Giratina* {The one I came with, if she returns, tell her I left with this Smokescreen one for poffins and soft place to rest.} NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm *Ah. Making a messenger out of him, eh?* [[So it shall be done, creature.]] [[Goodnight, Blaster.]] Swerester 10:43 pm I think that's the whole lot then for Soundwave, but if you swing by my bar, Icey I can give you some of the the half! I'd have brought more but I couldn't actually carry more opatoes 10:43 pm I hope you're not expecting it to be easy, though, Soundwave! I studied dance for WAY too long, so I'm pretty awesome at these games! Darkscream 10:43 pm *Giratina* {Good. Soundwave caretaker too.} *Bites Smokescreen's servo. Take him with you. Food and pillows.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:43 pm That's fine, perhaps we can talk business again, I know I had to run off before opatoes 10:44 pm Oh- okay, okay, let's go home, Giratina! /Smokescreen starts to get ready to head off, picking up a few drinks before starting to guide Giratina to the space bridge./ Swerester 10:44 pm Sure thing. I gotta head back there now anyway so swing by whenever! OmicronTheIceQueen 10:44 pm (aka omie mun lost the thread) Swerester 10:44 pm //lmao Swerester 10:44 pm [slides the pile of pillows at Soundwave] Night Soundwave. OmicronTheIceQueen 10:44 pm *predacon nods, then chirps for her hatchlings* NoodlesAtNight 10:44 pm [[Goodnight, Swerve. He will repay this in time.]] *Slowly piles them up on a different couch with his feelers.* Swerester 10:44 pm If you insist. [waves and heads out[ OmicronTheIceQueen 10:45 pm Racer: *sneak lick to soundwave and runs off! moment of brat* NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm *!?!? CHILD.* *He just wipes it off with one of the pillows. Like you do.* Darkscream 10:45 pm *Giratina floats after Smokescreen. Food and rest awaits.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:45 pm Racer 😀 *shameless giggle trilling* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:46 pm Peddles: *dares to reach out, paw pats at soundwave, she has better manors and starts slinking off to Icy* Darkscream 10:47 pm [aside from rabbit butts, was fun dear noodle o/ NoodlesAtNight 10:47 pm ((glad you enjoyed!!)) (9sorry rabbit was horrible)) OmicronTheIceQueen 10:47 pm (thank you for the stream tonight, got a lot of rings wrapped for catchers. Its okay) Darkscream 10:47 pm [I usually come for the peeps than the movie. XD NoodlesAtNight 10:47 pm *Nods after them. Prowl can have his pbbt-ing, licking Predacon hatchling. Soundwave prefers the presence of the peaceful catlike one.* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:48 pm *Icy gives revenge for soundwave, and licks racer, knocking him over* ([at least racer isn't full sized trying to lick XD) OmicronTheIceQueen 10:49 pm *gathers her hatchlings and leaves, flicking a wing in a good bye wave* NoodlesAtNight 10:49 pm ((god yes thank goodness)) NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm *Ah. And now he can have his /preferred/ pillow, and not just the one behind his neck. He moves the one back there over to a couch and twists a little to rest up against Prowl's shoulder.* verdigrisprowl 10:51 pm *to be clear, prowl didn't volunteer to have a licker.* NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm *We'll work on that next time it happens.* verdigrisprowl 10:51 pm *the licker chose him.* NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[...What would you do were he caught doing something like Abel?]] *Slight sit up to turn and look.* [[He isn't. For the record.]] *And back to settle.* [[But if he had.]] verdigrisprowl 10:53 pm I suppose I'd have to arrest you, wouldn't I? NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm [[With a proper warrant, he assumes.]] verdigrisprowl 10:53 pm Of /course./ NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm [[And after that? What would you wish to see happen?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[And how would he be treated in prison?]] verdigrisprowl 10:54 pm ... How insulted are you going to be if I say "you in jail for your crimes"? NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[He would be more insulted if you didn't. He does not expect specialized treatment from you. That you know when to put what is good before his personal connection to you is one of the things he trusts most.]] [[But he hopes you would want it done fairly. That he would be allowed a Donovan.]] [[And not a judge such as the one portrayed.]] verdigrisprowl 10:58 pm Of course I would want it done fairly. Although ideally your Donovan wouldn't have anything about the procedure to try to appeal. NoodlesAtNight 10:59 pm [[Ideally. If you were the one in charge of it, he is sure they would not. But - assuming an underling botched it. ... What then?]] NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *Does not wish to move from his spot; twists a feeler around to look at Prowl instead.* verdigrisprowl 11:02 pm *he's quiet a moment. and then lets out a long, hard sigh.* If I'm to remain committed to my current path—the charges... would have to be dropped. NoodlesAtNight 11:03 pm [[But you would not like it.]] *He knows that sigh. He knows it well.* verdigrisprowl 11:03 pm Do you know why Megatron is locked up in Metroplex, instead of sentenced and dealt with? NoodlesAtNight 11:03 pm [[Because neither he nor Starscream know where the mech is yet.]] verdigrisprowl 11:04 pm Do you know why Megatron /was put/ in Metroplex, instead of sentenced and dealt with? NoodlesAtNight 11:05 pm [[Ah.]] *That is a different question altogether.* [[He knows it is something to do with the Knights of Cybertron. The rest? He is still trying to understand all that went into what little he has scraped together about that trial.]] *In other words: Not quite, no.* NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm [[Surprisingly few mechs care to discuss it with him. Something about Soundwaves being untrustworthy loyalists.]] *Rattle vent snort.* verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm Because Megatron asked for the trial to be moved to Luna Two. And, when he lost pleasure in the direction the trial was moving, revealed that he knew of an ancient Luna Two law that said crimes over a certain threshold are so severe they may be only judged by the Knights of Cybertron. He did this so that he could delay the trial indefinitely—stick himself in legal limbo where his trial cannot continue. verdigrisprowl 11:08 pm His defense attorney refused to allow the trial to be relocated to Cybertron, where the law doesn't apply, so that we could properly sentence him for all that /genocide/ he committed. His defense attorney was obeying the law. His defense attorney was doing his job. Was he promoting justice? Was he doing the RIGHT thing? The CORRECT thing? verdigrisprowl 11:09 pm Because he did the LEGAL thing—because he DID HIS JOB—Megatron has escaped sentencing for crimes that everyone, EVERYONE, knows beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt that he committed. verdigrisprowl 11:10 pm Is that /ethical/? Obedience to the law above all else? NoodlesAtNight 11:11 pm [[Ah. You throw one of his oldest questions for you back at him. He accepts it.]] *And lifts a finger to his mask, thinking.* NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[There is nothing that limits the application of the Luna Two law? Nothing concerning where the crimes were committed, nothing about whether the mech is a citizen, nothing more modern overriding it? Was it proven to have been on the books at all?]] verdigrisprowl 11:14 pm Megatron followed the letter of the law. You're dodging the question by trying to find out whether what he did might have been illegal. I'm asking you whether or not it's more important to do what's legal than to continue with the sentencing of a genocidal warlord who has a habit of slipping out of prison if you give him enough time to think up how to do it. verdigrisprowl 11:15 pm Don't reframe the question. NoodlesAtNight 11:15 pm [[No, he is asking to find out whether the defense attorney WAS doing his job.]] verdigrisprowl 11:16 pm He was. You're still trying to reframe the question. NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[He is not. If the mech playing defense attorney erred, then it is not a matter of strict obedience of the law. If that is so, then this is an invalid example, and it is possible to get around Megatron's scheming. Which, you can imagine, he would love to do. Since you insist it is not, then he did do the job, and he must think about the example exactly as presented. He dislikes answering things he does not have a full story for, when those answers are available. So...]] verdigrisprowl 11:19 pm There—right there! You are! I laid out the scenario and you're questioning me about loopholes! If there were a loophole to every moral quandary there wouldn't BE moral quandaries because we could just loophole our way out of them! verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm Do you have to test every angle on the structure of the example before answering it on the terms as they've been laid out? verdigrisprowl 11:21 pm What would you have done if I'd gone "oh, yeah, no, we actually DON'T know whether or not that law is real," called us idiots for not checking and then refused to answer the original question all together because it's now been made "invalid" by your standards? NoodlesAtNight 11:22 pm [[He would not have called you idiots. Putting the mech in temporary holding while you investigate is perfectly fine. And he doesn't know if he would have answered. He might have answered /both/ forms of it. As he has been thinking of doing.]] verdigrisprowl 11:22 pm DO you think we're idiots that didn't check? Do you think /I/ didn't search for every single loophole that could have possibly wiggled us out of the corner that he pushed us into? NoodlesAtNight 11:24 pm [[He doesn't /know/. He was not /here/ then. He does not know what you did in response to that revelation, or if you are still having to try to do it. Perhaps he would have offered /assistance/ if it had been necessary!]] NoodlesAtNight 11:25 pm [[For Primus' sake, he only received a full copy of the Tyrest Accord from you last week.]] verdigrisprowl 11:25 pm The Tyrest Accord is in the public domain! NoodlesAtNight 11:25 pm [[Do you think he would /trust/ the copies anyone else has?]] verdigrisprowl 11:26 pm ... /It's in the public domain/! You can—look it up in public—/everyone agrees/ to it, why the /hell/ would somebody—what good would anybody get from an /inaccurate/— verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm /Who the hell do you think would/— verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm *he's flabbergasted. he's completely gasted his flabber. he cannot, he is unable to can.* NoodlesAtNight 11:27 pm [[A scheming Megatron about to face imprisonment, exile, or death for his genocides with someone like his alternate at his side?]] verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm *at this point he's just sort of gesturing in bafflement* NoodlesAtNight 11:28 pm [[The faction was not called the Truthicons.]] [[But, as you present it--]] verdigrisprowl 11:28 pm ... There—are— *gestures vaguely toward outer space* NoodlesAtNight 11:44 pm [[If every action taken was found to be by the book, and everything Megatron claimed is true, then... then Megatron escapes his punishment, yes. But only for now. Laws written without multiversal contacts in mind cannot exclude them; the law will right itself as soon as we locate the /other/ Knights we know to exist.]]

[[...Even if that were not so, he has recently toyed with the idea that those who uphold the laws as strictly as you expect may be balanced by those who will sacrifice themselves to that law to speed what it must take a mech like you longer to correct. If Megatron lingers forever, and a mech terminates him, that mech may be given a trial of their own. Then all things are made right.]]

[[He does not /know/ if it was right, or correct. He is still struggling to find out what right and correct /is/. He thinks that there were /worse/ ways to have handled it. He thinks there are many things that could have been done that were made for mechs like him to bear, and not mechs l NoodlesAtNight 11:45 pm like you.]]

[[But he cannot say for certain. This is why he asks you these things, and speaks with you about them.... when our temperaments and our contrasting views do not get in the way.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:46 pm [[He wanted to know what /you/ thought. Whether /you/ would be displeased. Not what he thought of it. He knows what he would do, and it is not by the law.]] verdigrisprowl 11:49 pm *listens quietly; huffs at the ending.* You were quite pleased when /this/ *he nods at the screen* went by the law. And cried "corruption" at someone who was bending the law to try to make his conviction faster and easier. So why is the judge corrupt whereas somebody who martyrs himself to the law in order to execute Megatron correct? Because the spy was more sympathetic than Megatron? Because you dislike judges more than you dislike desperate assassins? verdigrisprowl 11:52 pm I don't think anything. Rather, I can think at any point of the spectrum—from "any means are justified by the end" to "the law above and beyond all else." I pick and choose where I'm going to sit on that spectrum because I have been forced, quite unhappily, to see the merits and drawbacks to every point on it. NoodlesAtNight 11:53 pm [[The judge swore to uphold his duty, not to be /him/. If the judge wants to corrupt himself, then he may announce what he has done afterward and be taken to task for it. That would, however, undo what was already decided, and a better judge would be found. Then the outcome might be whatever it could have been had the judge done his duty properly. The final result is that the correct actions by what he swore to do all lead to a fair trial, and if that is so, then denying that and not announcing himself makes him unworthy of his robes.]] verdigrisprowl 11:54 pm But I think there's something... hypocritical, in being able to look at Megatron's trial with nuance—in being able to see that it might become necessary and even correct for someone to go outside the law in order to get rid of him—while utterly decrying the judge without considering that his position may be necessary and even correct. NoodlesAtNight 11:54 pm [[And,]] *soft huff* [[you are right. He is somewhat in favor of the spy, for obvious reasons.]] verdigrisprowl 11:54 pm And I think it says more about your opinion on judges than it does about any moral position. NoodlesAtNight 11:55 pm [[But he, at least, is more honest about being dishonest.]] verdigrisprowl 11:55 pm Oh, well, that makes it alright. NoodlesAtNight 11:55 pm [[It does not.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:57 pm [[But he prefers mechs who are honest about their dishonesty over those who are dishonest about their honesty. At least with the former you know they may not always be trusted. The spy may be a spy; what damage the judge does, we may never know.]] verdigrisprowl 11:58 pm The damage he did was convicting a spy. And /not/ knowing what else he may or may not have done—I cannot fault /that/. What damage the spy does, we may never know, no matter how honest he is about being a spy. verdigrisprowl 11:59 pm The spy isn't better. NoodlesAtNight 11:59 pm [[Then both are wrong.]] Today verdigrisprowl 12:01 am ... Bold words from a spymaster. NoodlesAtNight 12:02 am [[Who has never laid claim to being a lawful, moral, wholesome mech. Merely one who is as honest as he can be about what he /is/.]]

[[He did suggest he was toying with the idea that it would be right for him to be punished if he terminated Megatron, after all.]] verdigrisprowl 12:03 am Toying with. *huff.* You sounded pretty certain earlier. verdigrisprowl 12:04 am ... For the record, don't go try to execute Megatron. NoodlesAtNight 12:05 am [[His mind can be changed, in either direction, with evidence.]] *Small shoulder shrug.* [[For now, that is the idea he is temporarily holding.]]

[[And he couldn't even if he'd planned to try. He has no idea where the mech is.]] verdigrisprowl 12:06 am Mm, well. Somebody does. NoodlesAtNight 12:06 am [[...But if it came to the two of us, he would prefer you weren't the one who did it.]] [[For what that is worth.]] [[And yes. Somebody does.]] verdigrisprowl 12:07 am ... When I made the decision that I wasn't going to be law-abiding, the statement I was making was /not/ "I think other people should be the ones to do the dirty work." NoodlesAtNight 12:07 am [[He knows. You do not want to be Optimus.]] verdigrisprowl 12:07 am It was "I am making the decision to believe that if I work hard enough—if we all work hard enough—dirty work won't be necessary." verdigrisprowl 12:08 am Anyway—that was NOT the point of my question, so it didn't come into it—yes, you're right, the law didn't account for the multiverse and it would be easy to make a case for bringing in a foreign Knight of Cybertron to judge Megatron. verdigrisprowl 12:09 am And I /eagerly/ look forward to the day that Megatron is hauled out of stasis, dropped into the defendant's stand, and has to look up at Judge Grimlock ready to decide his fate. NoodlesAtNight 12:09 am *Huffing.* NoodlesAtNight 12:10 am [[There is only ever one sentence with the Dinobots, you know.]] verdigrisprowl 12:10 am *his lips press together in a hateful thing that's only vaguely shaped like a smile.* I know. NoodlesAtNight 12:11 am *He turns to look. Then snaps a shot of it and mirrors it on his visor before settling back down.* [[He knows, too.]]

And /not/ knowing what else he may or may not have done—I cannot fault /that/. What damage the spy does, we may never know, no matter how honest he is about being a spy. verdigrisprowl 11:59 pm The spy isn't better. NoodlesAtNight 11:59 pm [[Then both are wrong.]] Today verdigrisprowl 12:01 am ... Bold words from a spymaster. NoodlesAtNight 12:02 am [[Who has never laid claim to being a lawful, moral, wholesome mech. Merely one who is as honest as he can be about what he /is/.]]

[[He did suggest he was toying with the idea that it would be right for him to be punished if he terminated Megatron, after all.]] verdigrisprowl 12:03 am Toying with. *huff.* You sounded pretty certain earlier. verdigrisprowl 12:04 am ... For the record, don't go try to execute Megatron. NoodlesAtNight 12:05 am [[His mind can be changed, in either direction, with evidence.]] *Small shoulder shrug.* [[For now, that is the idea he is temporarily holding.]]

[[And he couldn't even if he'd planned to try. He has no idea where the mech is.]] verdigrisprowl 12:06 am Mm, well. Somebody does. NoodlesAtNight 12:06 am [[...But if it came to the two of us, he would prefer you weren't the one who did it.]] [[For what that is worth.]] [[And yes. Somebody does.]] verdigrisprowl 12:07 am ... When I made the decision that I wasn't going to be law-abiding, the statement I was making was /not/ "I think other people should be the ones to do the dirty work." NoodlesAtNight 12:07 am [[He knows. You do not want to be Optimus.]] verdigrisprowl 12:07 am It was "I am making the decision to believe that if I work hard enough—if we all work hard enough—dirty work won't be necessary." verdigrisprowl 12:08 am Anyway—that was NOT the point of my question, so it didn't come into it—yes, you're right, the law didn't account for the multiverse and it would be easy to make a case for bringing in a foreign Knight of Cybertron to judge Megatron. verdigrisprowl 12:09 am And I /eagerly/ look forward to the day that Megatron is hauled out of stasis, dropped into the defendant's stand, and has to look up at Judge Grimlock ready to decide his fate. NoodlesAtNight 12:09 am *Huffing.* NoodlesAtNight 12:10 am [[There is only ever one sentence with the Dinobots, you know.]] verdigrisprowl 12:10 am *his lips press together in a hateful thing that's only vaguely shaped like a smile.* I know. NoodlesAtNight 12:11 am *He turns to look. Then snaps a shot of it and mirrors it on his visor before settling back down.* [[He knows, too.]] verdigrisprowl 12:11 am ((less than a minute)) NoodlesAtNight 12:12 am [[Let's look at what he has of that timeline.]] *Pulls up the map. Time to bury themselves in it?* verdigrisprowl 12:12 am *sounds like a lovely time to Prowl.* NoodlesAtNight 12:12 am *And so it was.*

#chat

[ofdearing]

JP/JW DISCORD SERVER PINS - STARTER SENTENCES ! SOME ARE KIND OF NSFW SO UNDER THE CUT THEY GO

Gotta dick em all

zach is boning a dog?

dont tell owen his sister is boning the dragon and charlie wants a piece of it

you guys and your boning dinos

do u want a dragon dildo

I’m a cool aunt that gets her nephew what he really wants for Christmas, a good dragon dicking

listen who doesn t want a bit of dragon dicking

IT DIDN’T HAVE TO BE DONE ZACH DOESN’T NEED THIS CALLOUT HE KNOW HE’S A SLUT

HOT BOY U SAY???

zachs fucked a couple of gradys

when explaining chaos theory and getting bit by a dino

A heckin cronch

That’s chaos bitch

how to be a little bitch

marty vc: raptor screams at everything

in the name of the raptor, the rex and the only palaeontologist

our raptor who aren’t in the park, hallow be thy name

dino vs dragon dick my ted talk

hwarhahaharm and that’s... that’s penis theory

ian vc, hand gestures: penis theory

i mean do you even think people get uncomfortable standing near such a big dick

we spared no dickspense

get leo his dragon dick in here

the got fandom never had to deal with dragon dick talks :/

but that’s a ted talk for another day

you lil binch

Magic snobs are the worst, they thing they’re so high and might with their fancy cauldrons and shit

magic snobs were ridiculous 

u can’t just throw dildos at people dick

we all love her dick mkay

i lov dick

I AIN’T CRUING I JUST GOT A BRANCH IN MY EYE

Aren’t we all gay for dinosaurs though?

gay for dinosaurs

Every time I type stan it FUCKING AUTOCORRECTS TO STAB

universal is really out there, openly calling claire the lead character, giving her toys and dolls and books

zara, a sassy, cryptic bisexual legend

goldblum is a solid daddy and no one can convince me otherwise

we don’t lick there son it’s forbidden

everything the light touches is your to lick my son

the only legacy that mattered, licking everything

YOSHI LICKED EVERYTHING

that’s our little martian mcfly

Marty: coming out of my cage and i’m doing NOT FINE

his best quality: his hahawraraaa

YES MY SPICY SON

sexy

turn jurassic world into a romcom you cowards

gray: annoying zach zach: GET OUT OF MY ROOM ! gray, picks up a dildo: whats this ? zach: a paper weight

#out of containment. ( ooc ) #game time. ( memes ) #ahh rebloggable - yes

[because-of-a-friend]

Time Travel Series Pt. 9

MASTERLIST

S.coups| Jeonghan| Joshua| Jun| Hoshi| Wonwoo| Woozi| DK | Mingyu | Minghao | Seungkwan | Vernon | Dino 

KIM MINGYU

-Lil puppy Mingyu is really timid about time travelling at first

-Honestly pretty scared

-Always has to travel with someone

-”Hyung please come with me, we might see a dragon”

-”Kim Mingyu you should be able to do this by yourself by now... and also there’s no such things as dragons”

-Don’t get them wrong, the other members love Mingyu (obviously)

-But when they all started getting comfortable enough to travel on their own

-They really wanted to be on their own 

-They all had different places that they wanted to go and see 

-So all going together didn’t make sense since obviously they wouldn’t be able to all agree on one singular place to travel

-That’s why when giant puppy Mingyu comes running to them with a spark in his eye they kind of sigh

-Cuz they know they’ll feel guilty if they don’t go with him

-But they already had plans

-They never understand why he’s so scared

-If anything bad happens in a time he travels to, he can just jump back and be safe

-But he just insists on always having someone with him

-Depends a lot on Seungkwan since he also likes travelling with others

-But even he has his days where he wants to go somewhere completely different than Mingyu

-So Mingyu usually just kind of ends up sitting around the dorm, too worried to go off by himself

-When he does get someone to travel with him (usually Jeonghan or Seungkwan) he loves going to the past

-He likes to think he’ll find a dragon someday

-”You know I bet sometime in the future they’ve genetically created a dragon in a lab”

-”I don’t wanna see that, I wanna see a real wild dragon”

-The other boys roll their eyes because honestly out of all the far more likely and practical things for a time traveler to search for, he picks a dragon

-The boys are actually pretty grateful for the times he drags them along with him

-Since because he’s searching for dragons he usually goes to places with beautiful scenery

-Rolling hills, spread out meadows, gorgeous lakes, breathtaking mountains

-Mingyu finds the best nature spots, thinking someday someday he’s gonna find a dragon or at least some cool kind if creature

-He also just loves all the exploring stuff

-Hiking, running, searching in caves 

-That kind of stuff

-Explains why he was so useful in ofd 

-One time he came back to the dorm all dirty and with like overgrown hair everywhere 

-All the other members were like ?????? 

-”Mingyu what the fuck”

-”Sorry, I lived in some random cave for a couple weeks cuz I thought I spotted something of interest”

-Josh bans his travelling privileges for like a month after that

-One day he’s like begging Minghao to go with him

-”C’mon Hao, there are legends of dragons in olden Scotland, we should go”

-We all know how sassy Hao and Gyu can get towards each other

-Hao is refusing and Gyu is whining 

-And suddenly Gyu like grabs Hao

-And Hao pushes him off

-But light explodes all around them

-And Gyu has disappeared

-Seungkwan just glares  

-”Oh fuck not again”

-Joshua is trying to calm everyone in the dorm down

-”Guys it’s ok, no matter where he went, he’ll be able to travel back”

-But he doesn’t come back for the rest of the day

-Cuz Mingyu is passed out, in another cave

-He wakes up

-And everything just aches

-”Oh god”

-He tries to push himself up off the floor of this cave 

-But he cannot 

-Has like no energy left

-He looks around him and sees 

-You! 

-You’re asleep in the cave too

-And he immediately cringes

-Like crap he jumped into a cave someone was sleeping in and now he feels creepy even if it was out of his control

-He’s trying to jump back into the dorm

-But he’s so exhausted he can’t even do that 

-He’s looking up 

-And he’s just staring at you and trying to see a way out of this situation

-But he like notices something behind you

-You’ve been drawing on the cave walls 

-Which is weird because by the looks of what you’re wearing you’ve gotta be from current times

-So like... why are you drawing in a cave???

-So he’s just... struggling

-And you wake up!!!

-And Gyu is just like well shit

-Obviously you freak out cuz you fell asleep in a cave and now there’s a random guy in there

-He manages to get out that he’s hurt right before you crash your paint jar over his head

-You stop inches away from him

-”Oh, do you like... need help?”

-”I at least need you to get that away from my head”

-You stand up and back off

-”Sorry, sorry, I just thought you were some creep, not someone who needed help”

-He looks back at you and sees you nervously standing there looking all small and guilty

-”Um no I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you, I just really do need help, I saw you in here and I didn’t realize you were asleep”

-”It’s ok... I guess... how can I help you?”

-”Well the thing is, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I think I just need some time to get some of my strength back”

-You get him some water and food and sit him up

-You sit with him as he’s recovering

-”Just out of curiosity, what year is it?”

-”2001 why?”

-Good, he’s thinking, it’s not too far off, a jump will be fairly easy

-”Just making sure my head is still screwed on right”

-You laugh a little “Well is it?”

-He smiles at you “Ya”

-He finally asks about your cave drawing

-It seems to be some sort of flower

-You start ranting to him about how fascinating you find cave drawings and how you really wanna feel connected to the first artists and how something about it just feels right

-He finds it really fascinating and both of you just end up talking for hours

-”Do you believe in time travel”

-Nonchalantly glances at you as he asks the question

-”I’d honestly really believe in anything”

-”What about dragons”

-”Of course!”

-He’s beaming now

-The longer y’all talk the more you both admit

-He learns you don’t really have a lot of ties to where you are

-You’re kind of an adventurer, the land is your home

-I mean obviously you’ve got an apartment but something about being out and exploring feels so right to you

-Gyu suddenly feels a burst of energy 

-He grabs your hand

-”Hey I’m sorry to ask this of you, but this is probably gonna knock me out again, will you just explain to them what’s been happening?”

-You don’t even have time to say what

-He jumps you both back to the dorm

-The other boys were nervously sitting in the living room when they hear the familiar whooshing sound from a back bedroom

-They rush in, already exclaiming to Mingyu how relieved they are that he’s back 

-But when they get in there, all they find is you

-And a passed out Mingyu

-Seungkwan is glaring once more

-”Fucking NOT again”

-You’re like yelling and freaking out

-Telling all the boys to stay away from you

-It takes them a good two hours to calm you down and explain everything 

-And to prove it all to you

-By then they’ve tucked Mingyu into a bed and are waiting for him to get better

-He sleeps for like three days before he’s back to normal

-You get to know the other boys a little

-But you don’t leave his side the whole time

-Because you know how right talking to Mingyu felt and he already means a lot to you 

-You know that sometimes people just instantly connect and you know that that happened to you and Gyu

-When he’s finally up again he gives you his own story 

-And he explains everything about the future 

-”Gyu you haven’t told me anything about current politics”

-”Please don’t even ask”

-You appreciate modern technology quite a bit more than the other people they’ve *accidentally* brought back from the past

-Like you can’t get over it, you play IPhone games for like a whole two days

-Everything about modern day is really cool to you and you love learning all the slight and all the dramatic changes to how people live and communicate and such

-Mingyu’s happy cuz he just gets to watch you discover everything and freak out about it

-You’re loving living in the dorm and getting to know Mingyu even more

-Everything just feels easy and comfortable with him

-You also get to time travel occasionally which is super cool

-Obviously you’re now his sidekick on dragon hunts

-Usually you explore right beside him and search as much as him

-But one day you ask him to take you to this mountain formation that’s just littered with caves

-You stop in this pretty open cave and start taking out your painting supplies

-”Alright Gyu, go explore, I’m gonna paint”

-He just kind of nods and heads off, there’s plenty of other caves for him to invesitgate

-You get to work right away

-As you’re painting you’re thinking about Gyu

-How he’s one of the kindest people you’ve ever met

-How his childlike wonder is inspiring

-How he talks with you for hours everyday and never gets tired of it

-How he thanks you a million times everyday for not leaving him in that cave

-How he shows it by buying you coffee or things like that

-How he has put in so much effort to know you 

-How he cares about you

-How you care about him

-How you love all those things about him

-How you kind of love him

-Gyu goes exploring every little cave so obviously it takes him awhile to get back

-”Well doesn’t look like there’s anything here to get-”

-He pauses

-You’re sitting there super nervously

-Looking down at your feet 

-Your face is all red

-”Do you like it Gyu?”

-He’s absolutely speechless

-There on the cave wall is a perfect, detailed, gorgeous dragon

-Like wow you really put effort into that thing

-It looks so real

-Gyu turns into a grinning mess 

-He looks over at you kind of confused

-”I’m not sure we’re ever gonna find a dragon, so I thought we’d at least make some of our own while we’re searching”

-Mingyu is overly touched 

-”So?”

-You’re still waiting for his response

-He’s still kind of speechless 

-So he does the only thing he can in that moment

-He walks over to you, grabs you, and kisses you

-Now you’re a grinning mess 

-”We can still find a dragon though Gyu”

-”Nah, it’s alright, all my dreams came true right here”

LOOOOOOOL sorry it took me forever to update this series, but here is the next one! Feel free to request things! A married life series has been started and Coups is next so look forward to it! Joshua Jeonghan Vernon Hoshi and Minghao’s parts are all up already

I hope this one was ok, I love love LOVE getting feedback so that’d be cool...

#s.coups #jeonghan #jeonghan imagines #joshua #joshua imagines #jun #jun imagines #hoshi #hoshi imagines #wonwoo #wonwoo imagines #woozi #woozi imagines #dk #dk imagines #mingyu #mingyu imagines #the8 #the8 imagines #s.coups imagines #seungkwan #seungkwan imagines #vernon #vernon imagines #dino #dino imagines #seventeen scenario #seventeen angst #seventeen texts #seventeen snaps

[amandawebkinz]

Written List Of My Pets

Updated 7/12/19

Sapphire Pegasus - Athena - Girl

Sapphire Pegasus - Annabelle - Girl

Sapphire Pegasus - Ares - Boy

Sapphire Pegasus - Cassiopeia - Girl

Sapphire Pegasus - Estella - Girl

Sapphire Pegasus - Sappho - Boy

Holstein Cow - Daffodil - Girl

Pitbull Puppy - Lucy - Girl

Harmony Puppy - Treble - Girl

Pink Punch Cheeky Dog - Amaranth - Girl

Midnight Owl - Apollo - Boy

Arctic Fox -  Avalanche - Girl

Signature Arctic Hair - Blizzard - Girl

Peace Out Puppy - Clarity - Girl

Calico Cat - Dawn - Girl

French Bulldog - Finn - Boy

Fresco Hamster - Fresco - Girl

Moose - Ghirardelli - Boy

Night Mare - Guy Fieri - Boy

Sweetheart Pup - Jujube - Girl

Peppermint Puppy - Juniper - Girl

Budgie - Kiwi - Girl

Tiger Lily Kitten - Lizzie - Girl

Purple Persian Kitten - Majesty - Girl

Stormy Dragon - Nimbus - Boy

Texting Puppy - Nokia - Girl

White Lion - Orion - Boy

Pebble Giraffe - Peaches - Girl

White Tiger - Raya - Girl

Sterling Cheeky Cat - Shadow - Girl

Lil Kinz Tiger - Tony - Boy

Spooky Pup - Trixie - Girl

Dwarf Antelope - Annie - Girl

Blufadoodle - Blueberry - Girl

Signature Endangered Cougar - Canyon - Boy

Signature Endangered Cougar - Lyla - Girl

Sabertooth Tiger - Katana - Girl

Gold And White Cat - Maragold - Girl

Tie Dyed Pony - Alani - Girl

Domino Cat - Dottie - Girl

Ice Penguin - Neptune - Boy

Ginger Bunny - Nutmeg - Girl

Signature Miniature Dachshund - Oscar - Boy

Vampire Kitten - Morticia - Girl

Opossum - Ophelia - Girl

Bat - Oscar - Boy

Citrus Dragon - Sprite - Girl

Alpine St. Bernard - Thor - Boy

Petal Print Skunk - Destiny - Girl

Rockerz Leopard - Axl - Boy

Winged Tiger - Boeing - Boy

Pretty Kitty - Zima - Girl

Candy Leopard - Lolli - girl

Kiwi Bird - Mochi - Girl

Rose Lion - Blossom - Girl

Fox Kit - Rowan - Girl

Lil Pink Spring Kitten - Camilla - Girl

Fancy Flamingo - Kiki (aka Legs)  - Girl

Undercover Cat - Mulberry - Girl

Cardinal - Rhubarb - Girl

Ribbon Lion - Roary - Boy

Polka Dot And Striped Bobcat - Zoe - Girl

Jolly Holiday Puppy - Peppermint - Girl

Jolly Holiday Puppy - Rosie - Girl

Jolly Holiday Puppy - Cranberry - Boy

Jolly Holiday Puppy - Candycane - Girl

Scribbles Pup - Crayola - Girl

Pink Googles - Strawberry - Girl

Lynx - Alpine - Girl

Weimaraner - Buzz - Boy

Canary - Mango - Girl

Blossom Sea Turtle - Sunshine - Girl

Magical Retriever - Polaris - Girl

Mystical Panda - Pandora - Girl

Peace Puppy - Harmony - Girl

Cockapoo - Oatmeal - Girl

Splash Dragon - Marina - Girl

Husky Pup - Lexis - Girl

Cuddle Cat - Maisy - Girl

Signature Harp Seal - Approval - Boy

Signature Harp Seal - Arlo - Boy

Candy Pup - Joy - Girl

Snowflake Pup - Winter - Girl

Grey and White Cat - Eclipse

Signature Tuxedo Cat - Salem - Girl

White Mouse - Cheddar - Girl

Rainbow Rascal - Alani - Girl

Lil Purple Spring Kitten - Azalea - Girl

Clover Puppy - Meadow - Girl

Sunflower Lion - Dani - Girl

Lil Blue Spring Kitten - Tulip - Girl

Grape Soda Pup - Gloria - Girl

Lil Kinz Gold And White Cat - Poppy - Girl

Signature Portugese Water Dog - Toby - Boy

Patchwork Leopard - Purl - Girl

Rockerz Dog - Snoop - Boy

Panther - Cinder - Girl

Plum Porcupine - Fuchsia - Girl

White Swan - Serenity - Girl

Black Panther - Bagheera - Boy

Schnauzer - Chewbacca - Boy

10 Year Magic W Pup - Deka - Girl

Global Panda - Fern - Girl

Black Lab - Jasper - Boy

Cheeky Bunny - June - Girl

Enchanted Elephant - Paisley - Girl

Caterpillar - Squirmy - Boy

Holiday Kitten - Mocha - Girl

Grumpy Cat - Humbug - Girl

Cocker Spaniel - Terra - Girl

Narwhal - Spike - Boy

Cotton Candy Puppy - Janie - Girl

Robin - Tweety - Girl

Robin - Tiki - Girl

Signature Bengal Cat - Ava - Girl

Colorblock Kitty - Azura - Girl

Turtle - Bowser - Boy

Mowhawk Puppy - Indigo - Girl

Lil Kinz Black Bear - Kodak - Boy

Lioness - Nala - Girl

Lioness - Savannah - Girl  

Signature Grey Tabby - Kendra - Girl

Merry Go Round Pony - Fantasia - Girl

Signature Border Terrier - Ash - Girl

Wintermint Husky - Nova - Girl

Pink Pony - Carnation - Girl

Chipmunk - Cashew - Girl

Music N Dance Pup - Cora - Girl

Butterscotch Bunny - Latte - Girl

Reindeer - Brownie - Girl

Old English Sheepdog - Ivory - Girl

Zig Zag Zebra - Jazz - Girl

Snow Soft Kitty - Icelynn - Girl

Donkey Pinata - Mosaic - Boy

Donkey Pinata - Prisma - Girl

Pegasus - Melody - Girl

Fox - Ruby - Girl

Peppermint Panda - Candy - Girl

Fairykinz Tiger Cub - Willow - Girl

Emperor Dragon - Drekar - Boy

Shark - Steve - Boy

Baby Penguin - January - Girl

Toco Toucan - Kimba - Girl

Aloha Dolphin - Lola - Girl

Lovely Love Kitten - Maia - Girl

Oatmeal Pup - Mazie - Girl

Lovely Leopard - Melody - Girl

Penguin - Pingu - Boy

Signature Snow Leopard - Cypress - Boy

Signature Snow Leopard - Sierra - Girl

American German Shepherd - Dexter - Boy

Minty Moose - Monty - Boy

Ring Tailed Lemur - Zabu

Morkie Puppy - Pepper - Girl

Blonde Labrador - Meredith - Girl

Flutter Cow - Molly - Girl

Bubblegum Cheeky Cat - Pixi - Girl

Black Cocker Spaniel - Athena - Girl

Key Lime Dino - Yoshi - Boy

Black and White Cheeky Dog - Cookie - Girl

Pink Iced Penguin - Dahlia - Girl

Kangaroo - Sydney - Girl

Signature Lion - Kovu - Boy

Signature Ocelot - Izzy - Girl

Snowy Retriever Puppy - Misty - Girl

Signature Ragdoll Cat - Annalise - Girl

Signature Siamese Cat - Wonton - Boy

Love Lion - Valentino - boy

Husky - Alaska - Girl

Husky - Lightning - Girl

Gingerbread Puppy - Anisette - Girl

Polar Gummy - Harabo - Boy

Cheeky Monkey - Joey - Boy

Cotton Candy Bunny - June - Girl

Gobbler Turkey - Kaleidoscope - Boy

Spotted Spaniel - Lady - Girl

Floral Fox - Lavender - Girl

Black Friesian - Licorice - Girl

Black Friesian - Blackberry - Girl  

Hopping Bunny - Boingo - Boy

Pink Poodle - Charlotte - Girl

Ginger Cat - Cinnamon - Girl

Yorkie - Diamond - Girl

Frog - Everest - Boy

Frog - Ribbit - Boy

Brown Arabian - Ginger - Girl

Leopard Cub - Honey - Girl

Oriole - Iris - Girl

Panda - Jade - Girl

Panda - Mandy - Girl

Panda - Calypso - Girl

Himalayan Cat - Jasmine - Girl

Himalayan Cat - Sassafras - Girl

Icy Mist Leopard - Alice - Girl

Samoyed - Angel - Girl

Tigerlily Pup - Aurora - Girl

Duck - Billy - Boy

Duck - Daisy - Girl

Signature Sea Turtle - Blastoise - Boy

Blue Jay - Bluebell - Girl

Panda Cub - Luna - Girl

Blue Avenue Kitten - Marie - Girl

Strawberry Cloud Leopard - Mimi - Girl

Sweet Spice Cat - Paprika - Girl

Snow Lynx - Phoenix - Girl

Spotted Frog - Prince - Boy

Spotted Frog - Spearmint - Boy

Spotted Frog - Keylime - Boy

Portugese Water Dog - Riley - Girl

Raccoon - Roxie - Girl

Seal - Snowflake - Girl

Polar Bear - Tundra - Girl

Purple Floral Fox - Violet - Girl

White Terrier - Piper - Girl

Blue Bay Dolphin - Aquamarine - Girl

Pink Glitter Fish - Ari - Girl

Golden Lion Tamarin - Banana - Boy

Lionfish - Quill - Boy

Black Poodle - Persephone - Girl

Tinkercat - Atlas - Boy

Chow Chow- Baloo - Boy

Rabbit - Marshmallo - Girl

Petunia Hamster - Mauve - Girl

Lion Cub - Sarabi - Girl

Lion - Simba - Boy

Tiger - Hobbes - Boy

Koala - Kaya - Girl

Chicken - Pearl - Girl

Gray Arabian - Sylvia - Girl

Cuddly Teddy Bear - Brent - Boy

Choco Cheeky Dog - Macaroon - Girl

Lil Kinz Black And White Cat - Cricket - Girl

Silversoft Cat - Lacey - Girl

Spotted Leopard - Autumn - Girl

Signature Marble Cat - Rosemary - Girl

Skunk - Flower - Girl

Golden Retriever - Amber - Girl

Blue Whale - Bubbles - Girl

French Hen - Opal - GIrl

Signature Endangered Red Panda - Retsuko - Girl

Love Kitten - Rose - Girl

Chameleon - Squishy - Boy

Fairykinz Panda Cub - Lilac - Girl

Ballet Pup - Diva - Girl

Rooster - Clyde - Boy

Clover Cat - Callie - Girl

Holidoodle - Crystal - Girl

Holidoodle - Hollie - Girl  

Persian Cat - Princess - Girl

Snowman - Frosty Puff - Boy

Bumblebee - Beebee - Girl

Love Frog - Buddy Luv - Boy

Poodle - Cleo - Girl

Bottlenose Dolphin - Dolphinium

Rockerz Bulldog - Mike Dirnt - Boy

Hippo - River - Girl

Tree Frog - Sticky Mitts - Boy

Decade Dragon - Wonder - girl

Siamese Cat - Cocoa - Girl

Leopard - Ivy - Girl

Plumfadoodle - Amethyst - Girl

Rockerz Cat - Billie Jo - Girl

Orange Soda Pup - Creamsicle - Boy

Hummingbird - Hibiscus - Girl

Pink And White Cat - Jewel - Girl

Charcoal Cat - Lightning - Boy

Charcoal Cat - Squeakers - Girl

Black Cat - Midnight - Girl

10 Year Magic W Cat - Mystique - Girl

Pelican - Nigel - Boy

Lil Kinz Alley Cat - Sapphire - Girl

Googles - Skittles - Boy

Bengal Tiger - Tigerlilly - Girl

Rockerz Lion - Tre Cool - Girl

Summer Beaver - Birch - Girl

Curly Lion - Blaze - Boy

Chickadee - Chai - Girl

Cloud Lion - Cirrus - Boy

Candy Googles - Cotton Candy - Girl

Musical Dalmatian - Crescendo

Dandy Lion - Dandy - Boy

Black And White Cat - Domino - Girl

Signature White Persian Cat - Duchess - Girl

Velvety Elephant - Eloise - Girl

Bull Frog - Jeremiah - Boy

Sparkle Harp Seal - Jordin - Girl

Caramel Lion - Kion - Boy

Caramel Lion - Loki - Boy

Lil Kinz Lion - Leo - Boy

Porcupine - Mr Needles - Boy

Cheshire Cat - Paradox - Girl

Green Earth Puppy - Sage - Girl

Ragdoll Cat - Sasha - Girl

Signature White Bengal Tiger - Siberia - Girl

Blue Persian Kitten - Skye - Girl

Cupcake Pup - Sugar - Girl

Signature Orange Tabby - Sunflower

Raccutie - Wisteria - Girl

Rockerz Zebra - Ziggy - Girl

#webkinz #my webkinz #webkinz blog #webkinzlist

[unadventurousjulie]

Team Septic Shock’s extensive master post of children’s shows

The following list is the result of the team’s nostalgia trip earlier tonight (and it took me 30 minutes to type this out, so you better apprecciate it)

Reading rainbow - Read between the Lions - CyberChase - Fetch with Ruff Ruffman - Legends of the hidden temple - Lloyd in space - Harold and the purple crayon - Dare - Guts - The American dragon Jake Long - Dragontales - Word world - Mickey Mouse club house - Sideways stories of Wayside School - Catdog - Arthur - Hey Arnold - Courage the cowardly dog - Maya and Miguel - Rollie pollie Ollie - PB and J - Recess - Johnny Bravo - Proud family - Wacky racers - Perils of Penelope Pitstop - Powerpuff girls - Dexters laboratory - Smurfs - Snorks - Scooby Doo - Teen Titans - Martha speaks - Power Rangers - Bear in the big blue house - Clifford the big red dog - Jem - Charlie and Lola - Max and Ruby - Chalkzone - Foster’s home for imaginary friends - Ed Edd n Eddy - Invader Zim - The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy - Kim Possible - Phil of the future - That’s so Raven - Drake and Josh - ICarly - Wizards of Waverly Place - Suite life of Zack and Cody - Totally Spies - My teenager’s a robot - Robot boy - Tom and Jerry - Moomin - Pokémon - Code lyoko - Codename: kids next door - All that - 64 Zoo Lane - Dino squad - The land before time - Tai chi chasers - Mister maker - Beyblade - Bakugan - Yo gabba gabba - Big time rush - Spy kids - Shark boy and lava girl - Jimmy Neutron - Fairy odd parents - Danny Phantom - Spongebob - Digimon - Cory in the house - Wonderpets - Life with Derek - Buzz on maggie - Talespin - Koala brothers - Jojo’s circus - Brandy and Mr. Whiskers - Imagination movers - Noah’s Island - Zaboomafoo - Lazy town - Blue’s clues - Barney - The Wiggles - Teletubbies - Goof troop - DuckTales - House of Mouse - Aladdin - The Little Mermaid - The Animals of Farthing Wood - The secret of Kells - Sesame Street - Sesame Station - Fraggle Rock - Winnie the Pooh -Gummy Bears - Care Bears - JJ the jet plane - Thomas the Tank Engine - Bratz - Animaniacs - Tiny Toon Adventures - Baby Looney Tunes - Stanley - Chip and Dale - Franklin - Hannah Montana - Oswald - Caillou - Rugrats - Doug - Rocket Power - The wild Thornberrys - All grown up - Angry beavers - Real monsters - Kablam - Action League Now - Mighty B - Rocko’s modern life - Hi-5 - Camp Lazlo - Lilo and Stitch - The Emperor’s new school - Static shock - Xiaolin showdown - My gym partner’s a monkey - The Magic School Bus - Dora the Explorer - Go Diego Go - 6teen - Dave the Barbarian - Krypto the Super Dog - Angelina Ballerina - Puffy Yumi - Kick Buttowski - Bob the Builder - Postman Pat - As told by Ginger - Fireman Sam

(I apologise for the weird format. This was the only way tumblr would let me post the entire list)

@septicshitpost @butterlover328 @starlightcrystalgem @a-lil-freakin-nerd @septiceyeandstuff @sunnyicebomb @sigma-time-lord @dabthesinaway @chocolatefrogcollector @kyerriosideblog @jaysflight

#my discord squad #master post #master list #childrens tv #nostalgia trip #team septic shock #childrens show #kids tv #old shows master list #old shows

[glitched-fox]

dinosour!

oohhhh my funky lil boy

favorite thing about them:

his story... just casually living in the most dangerous place near the kingdom and heckiing like. taming jellysaurs and befriending jellysaurs. i love my adrenaline junkie lad

least favorite thing about them:

uhhhh i wish he had. more characterization but that applies to like everyone in cookie run djsgskdh i also think his design could be a bit more interesting? but yeah i mean. cookie game doesnt have very detailed designs

favorite line:

"trust me! its prolly safe!" like... thats it that sums up his character

brOTP:

uhh adventurer! disaster adventure buddies.

OTP:

.......................firedino good

NOTP:

idk man most ships involving him are cute

random headcanon:

hes got a mental link with his jellysaur! think like a spirit animal or whatever. also he says trans rights

unpopular opinion:

bold of you to assume i have opinions

song i associate with them:

i... may or may not be making him a playlist but. most imagine dragons songs (specifically im so sorry and natural) and the chain by fleetwood mac have Dino-Sour Energy for whatever reason

favorite picture of them:

uh all images of him are Good but i think abt this one a lot

#glitch rambles #ask meme

[obsxbjoo]

mundorkday heyo

Preferred name:  tbh I’ll respond to any noise you make in my general direction but Inc is totally fine as well !! 
Preferred pronouns:  any ?? any,, 
 Timezone:  MST (UTC -7 or smth) ey -yodels at the top of the Rocky Mountains-

Preferred writing style:
  

hahah is it news that I don’t have a preference ?? tbh I’m super cool with any format, para, sms, dialogue or otherwise !! I actually find it a mote easier to respond to styles that are naturally shorter but thats jus bc I feel like it’s less pressure and I don’t have to fiddle with words for nine billion years pFSFSFSSS but I love em all the same !! just,, might respond faster to shorter ones just because its easier for me haaa 

Preferred writing genre:  

boy I’d love to try anything at least twice hahah //shot exploring different themes is always a treat in my experience ?? wherever the inspiration takes us ! I just believe that putting a muse into different situations can showcase different sides that wouldn’t have otherwise come to light !! does the usually distant or socially awkward muse have a chivalrous streak ? is the quiet one actually good with comforting people ? does the tough one have a way with children ? does the small one LOVE CHEESY GARLIC BREAD CHIPS ?? it’s always a discovery and I think it’s pretty great pFFFS,,, explorinn find the new things I’ll admit tho I’m all for them crack and dank memes


Genres you’re less interested/would rather not partake in:  

as a minor I’m neither interested in nor willing to write smut or excessively sexual content :’> anything else is really fair game !! 


Any other writing preferences?  

ah I guess ?? I usually prefer small text but really it doesn’t matter either way hahaha anything else is pretty Aesthetic but also time consuming so I’m like ?? wow ?? amazing but also ahahah I’m so lazy so um yeah I’m pretty minimal on formatting,, 

Favorite color: 

right but listen here every color is beautiful in its own right like yeah some are drab some are neon some are pale and others aren’t and that is honestly incredible *DEEP BREATH* tl;dr how do you expect me to choose 


Favorite/lucky number: 

uuuhhhhh,,, well idk the number 9 or 1 / 11 appears a lot in my life I guess hahahaha


A song/show/drama you’d recommend: 

a friend of mine would like me to promote Scorpion (cbs) and I’ve seen the first two episodes and it’s pretty great so far ?? either way I’ve peeked into quite a few different corners of music/show/drama tho but at the sam time I know like nonE AHAH,,, tho for real you can get me into pretty much anything ?? I always find something to appreciate pffs


Fill in the blank: “You’re always free to message me about ___!”

yelling ?? idk man for real I’m a huge chatterbox and I always want to talk to people haha !! really feel free to start a conversation with me about like,, most anything tbH,, if it’s a topic I’m not familiar with you should 100000% tell me about it ?? I’d love it :00 ( also we can always just hold a conversation in just screeching I’m down for that also ) 


If you could choose a species in Obscura that you’d like to be, what would it be? Why? 

geeeee all the species r pretty cool ?? tho bein a vampire or a werewolf is to u gh so like I honestly don’t think I could pull it off hAHAHA,,, tbh a beast blooded would be mighty cool !! I’d totally want to be a dragon :‘DDDD


What is your ultimate weakness; what makes you feel all soft and squishy inside? 

um,,, tbh ships ?? and not even just the romantic kind like give me familial ships,, friendships, hateships, platonic ships ???? I’ll just m elt inside hahahaha wow I’m super lame.,, just some kids just having to deal with each other’s existence in their lives is honestly the best,,, angst also makes me cry and hurt forever but I love it 8") 


Write the first thing to come to mind in caps:  

tHATS NOT WHAT THE FROG COLOR IS


Three random facts about you: HAHAHAH whoops I absolutely,,, s UC K at these pFF ok um,, um lessee other than the fact that I’m lame

a pair of magpies were going to build a nest in this smol conifer right up against a window in our house and like ?? yo you could see the beginnings of the twigs getting threaded through there and I was like :000 !!! hype ?? wow they chose this place to be home and I was so ready 2 take pictures of ugly baby dinos I mean cute baby magpies since it’s like I could sit on the arm chair that’s up against the window and I could have full vantage of the lil nest ??? as I was saying, hype !! bUT THEN MY MOM TOOK OUT A FRUIT KNIFE THE ONE WE CUT WATERMELONS WITH AND SAWED OFF THE WHOLE BRANCH AND THREW IT TWIGS AND ALL INTO THE TRASH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG -sobs softly- im just sorry for the poor magpie pair,,, I’m sorry we wasted all your hard work,,, ( mom’s explanation: this is my house so I’m not going to let them build a home on my home I was here first !! ) tho like I don’t think the magpies moved out tbh I saw the other day they were perched on our tree so ???? I’m just sad I missed out on the great pictures sob it was like a fairy tale ( I tried to talk my mom out of it by saying about how a pair of magpies were considered auspicious n all and I’m disappointed it didn’t work ?? I made a pretty good argument I feel ;v )

right so like last week we had a few slices of raisin bread from T&T ( our local Asian food supplier in the form of a supermarket eyyy ) and I was like,,, wow ??? dude how great would raisin bread french toast be like wOW !!? I’ve never made french toast before and tbh we’re like rice everyday ™ and honestly the inside of our fridge has never seen cheese or cream or pasta ( ok look I know uncooked pasta doesn’t go in the fridge but I was making a point ) and certain other western-type foods are rare guests ( a tragedy rly because I love that stuff ) bUT ANYWAY !! I was thinking about french toast and going,,, woah,,, woah woAH ??? we might actually have all the ingredients ?? we always have eggs, and… oh, half and half…? aw… we don’t have that— oH but you can make it with milk and butter ??? gasp i actually think we have like 1 stick of frozen butter from waaaay back and I’m sure it’s saved there omg this’ll work. we don’t have nutmeg but… I distinctly remember getting vanilla extract and my mom says we have cinnamon ?? I didn’t even know we had cinnamon !! wow this is going to work imma make it for breakfast tomorrow it will be great !! so cue tomorrow, I wake up earlier to get it ready ( lmao since usually I wake up like 5 mins before transit comes and toss stuff into my backpack and leave ) and,,, and it turns out we I overestimated what we had in our fridge aHAHA,,, what I thought was a stick of butter was actually yeast and there was ?? no sugar ?? I could not find sugar,,, we didn’t have milk either and I was v disappointed in myself bUT !! I still made it using soy milk and brown sugar ( it was super hard I was chiseling it with a spoon ) but luckily I did manage to dig out the vanilla extract + the cinnamon was def there, as were the eggs and salt was around. of course, had to use vegetable oil instead of butter to grease the pan as I’d planned but !! it totally turns out great and was a p good success considering a first attempt hahaha,,, topped it with bananas, crumbled walnut and maple syrup and it was great :^)))))) 

ummmmmmmmmmmm wow those turned out long hAHAHA,, uh no other interesting stories are coming to mind right away but like ?? I guess one time when I was a kid we were in Toronto I think and I,,, rushed some pigeons ( like when u try to make people flinch right ?? yeah ) some pigeons that were in a courtyard and like,,, ok so there was a lady eating subway and she was a respectable business lady or smth bUT SO THE FLOCK OF PIGEONS ALL TOOK OFF AND SHE ( understandably ) SPOOKED AND DROPPED HER SUBWAY AND WALKED QUICKLY AWAY AND WOW I FELT SO BAD AAHHAAHAAAaaa,,, either way the pigeons descended on the subway and it was never seen again,,, I still feel rlllyyy bad abt it I’m so sorry for like ruining that woman’s day sobbbbb

ohey and we come full circle aHahah,, one story about birds, another story about food, and then a story about birds and food aahhaahaHAHAA,,, pretty accurate reflection of my life tbh,,, I’m all about birds and food

oH,, oh,, ‘nother story came to mind which involves a rly majestic nosebleed but uh hmmm let’s save that one PSHH

#warning because wow is this a heckin long post !! #「 ooc. 」 #obs: munday #aka listen to me fail at talking about myself + asdflsdfj edition :') #is this a week late or is it on time? no one will ever know

[sylveon-of-heart]

Omg okay I’ll try!!

1. Stomach

2. Depends on what song I was last listening to

3. My favorite pokemon is sylveon, and my classpect in homestuck is a sylph of heart, so I just squished them together

4. Moth boy moth boy  M O T H  B O Y

5. The girl I had a crush on in middle school suggested it, and I just sorta got sucked in

6. My Little Pony

7. Pokemon or Steven Universe, I guess

8. Don’t You Want Me by the Human League

9. I don’t know, I haven’t been on very much today

10. Snaaaaake!!!

11. Grown cats, they don’t get adopted enough.

12. Country music. It’s bad and no one can convince me otherwise.

13. Uhhhhh I’m not really a villain type

14. Sylveon, aka my baby!!

15. Buddy I think I already met my true love, but if I had to do it different, maybe just him asking me on a date instead of asking if we were dating

16. Smores PopTarts, they’re just so warm and comfy

17. Mad Psychologist. My creation that turns on me would be someone I gave advice to & it didn’t work out probably

18/19. I don’t really have any favorite tropes

20. I wish there were more shows lounge Steven Universe

21. The girl who “stole” the bones (I say stole in quotes bc she says she didn’t, but)

22. When I was younger, I was a huge crybaby, and I would hide & cry under tables

23. Skeleton statutes, prints, anything like that

24. Ehhhh there are no pens nearby

25. A sudoku zombie apocalypse. I’ll live.

26. Anxiety

27. I had a pimple on the inside of my eyelid. It was kinda gross

28. Well, sylvie can’t talk, so

29/30. Nope

31. Charlie, Sandra, Benny, Terrence, and Hector. Hector gets to sleep on the bed

32. A stuffed brown dog named Rex, he’s somewhere in my room.

33. “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand And the black tar palms keep weeping your name” - LA Devotee, P!@tD

34. Ahhhhhh I’m not caught up on the fan media

35. Amethyst and Lapis, they could both hate everything together

36. Bone hurtin juice

37. Showers

38. Her name was Keila, and she was just a huge bitch. She got everyone to call me this shitty nickname, and would over-exaggerate everything to try and get me in trouble.

39. Biker gang, either 2 rival gangs that have a bunch of secret taboo couples, or one that’s just a huge polyamorous group.

40. Orange or purple

41. Night in the Woods, still haven’t played it

42. None, I guess

43. Lone Digger - Caravan Palace. Party crazy friend convinces their boring other friend to come out to a club, shit gets crazy

44. ahhhhhh this is cheesy but @catfury my boyfriend makes me really happy

45. Not knowing what the heck I’m gonna do after graduation

46. https://youtu.be/y24v9Xyoz0A

47. I had a recurring nightmare as a child where I’d see my great grandparents playing the piano, and I’d look to the right, and Elmo would be standing there. He’d pull a lever and a trap door would open up beneath me, and I’d fall into an endless rectangular pit that was the purest color blue.

48. I don’t watch movies I think I won’t like

49. Why grape ice cream doesn’t exist. Ask separately if you want to know.

50. Cold

51. When I was little, they’d spank me.

52. That I wasn’t cool. There’s a lot of things I don’t like about myself, but I definitely think I’m at least a little cool.

53. The only ones I can think of are sad,,,

54. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

55. Red - raspberries Orange - Doritos Yellow - Lemon desserts Green - salsa verde Blue - blue raspberry icee? Purple - berry juice

56. I’d live in someone’s house, probably not doing pranks, but things like folding laundry or watering plants.

57. Sculpting

58. I can clean (inside) really well. I’m also good at doing makeup, but I don’t wear any

59. When people shake my desk. Also I crack my joints a lot, so that probably bugs people.

60. Dinos!

61. I don’t really fight?

62. Oliver!!!! God why do you have to be so beautiful with your stupid puppy face!!!

63. Cremated and have my ashes turned into a record of my favorite songs.

64. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/31/10/enhanced-buzz-5527-1301582032-1.jpg

65. Pajamas, brush my teeth, watch a lil tv or read, and go to bed.

66. Humor, kindness, and acceptance

67. Peacock, a snake that was like 6ft long, and a lot of deer.

68. McFuck

69. Fuck aliens, marry dinos, kill dragons I guess

71. P-dizzle, McNerd, Midget Mom, slime, idk any more

72. Shorts

73. Body Like a Backroad. 1, it’s country. 2, my parents play it at full volume. 3, if you listen to the words, the guy thinks he’s being smooth, but really he’s just bad at sex and isn’t listening to the needs of his girlfriend.

74. The love & support of my friends

75. I was to young to know any better, but I picked up an earthworm and wrapped it in a paper towel, and was going to take it home to keep as a pet. It died after like 3 hours.

@fluffy–moth thank you but jesus I’m tired, this took up 80% of the drive home. ♡♡♡

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Barack and Michelle Obama are following the success of their production company’s first collaboration with Netflix, American Factory — the documentary about a Chinese company opening a factory in Ohio that won Best Documentary Feature at last month’s Oscars — with another documentary available March 25.

Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution chronicles how an upstate New York summer camp for teenagers with disabilities in 1971 led to the formation of the disability rights movement and, ultimately, the 1990 passing of the Americans with Disabilities Act. The documentary won the Audience Award at Sundance and is already generating a new wave of Oscar buzz for the former president and first lady.

Netflix continues its focus on the realm of documentaries with a second season of Dirty Money streaming March 11, all about the U.S. payday lending industry.

The streamer is also airing the third season of its Emmy-winning series Ozark on March 27, starring Jason Bateman, Julia Garner and Laura Linney.

On the original movie front, Netflix debuts action-comedy Spenser Confidential on March 6, directed by Peter Berg and starring Mark Wahlberg, Winston Duke, Alan Arkin and singer Post Malone.

Here is everything new on Netflix this month — and everything set to leave the streamer.

Here are the new Netflix originals in March 2020

Available TBD

ARASHI’s Diary — Voyage

The English Game

Ladies Up

Available March 1

Go! Go! Cory Carson: Season 2

Available March 3

Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Available March 5

Castlevania: Season 3

Mighty Little Bheem: Festival of Colors

Available March 6

Guilty

I am Jonas

Paradise PD: Part 2

The Protector: Season 3

Spenser Confidential

Twin Murders: The Silence of the White City

Ugly Delicious: Season 2

Available March 8

Sitara: Let Girls Dream

Available March 10

Carmen Sandiego: To Steal or Not to Steal

Marc Maron: End Times Fun

Available March 11

The Circle Brazil

Dirty Money: Season 2

On My Block: Season 3

Available March 12

Hospital Playlist

Available March 13

100 Humans

BEASTARS

Bloodride

Elite: Season 3

Go Karts

Kingdom: Season 2

Lost Girls

The Valhalla Murders

Women of the Night

Available March 16

The Boss Baby: Back in Business: Season 3

Available March 17

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

Shaun the Sheep: Adventures from Mossy Bottom

Available March 19

Altered Carbon: Resleeved

Feel Good

Available March 20

A Life of Speed: The Juan Manuel Fangio Story

Archibald’s Next Big Thing: Season 2

Buddi

Dino Girl Gauko: Season 2

Greenhouse Academy: Season 4

The Letter for the King

Maska

The Platform

Self Made: Inspired by the Life of Madam C.J. Walker

Ultras

Tiger King

Available March 23

Sol Levante

Available March 25

Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution

Curtiz

The Occupant (Hogar)

YooHoo to the Rescue: Season 3

Available March 26

7SEEDS: Part 2

Unorthodox

Available March 27

Car Masters: Rust to Riches: Season 2

The Decline

Dragons: Rescue Riders: Hunt for the Golden Dragon

Ozark: Season 3

True: Wuzzle Wegg Day

Uncorked

Here are the TV shows and movies coming to Netflix in March 2020

Available March 1

Always a Bridesmaid

Beyond the Mat

Cop Out

Corpse Bride

Donnie Brasco

Freedom Writers

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

GoodFellas

Haywire

He’s Just Not That Into You

Hook

Hugo

Kung Fu Panda 2

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Life as We Know It

Looney Tunes: Back in Action

Outbreak

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Resident Evil: Extinction

Richie Rich

Semi-Pro

Sleepover

Space Jam

The Gift

The Interview

The Shawshank Redemption

The Story of God with Morgan Freeman: S3

There Will Be Blood

Tootsie

Valentine’s Day

Velvet Colección: Grand Finale

ZZ Top: That Little Ol’ Band from Texas

Available March 4

Lil Peep: Everybody’s Everything

Available March 11

Last Ferry

Summer Night

Available March 15

Aftermath

Available March 16

Search Party

Silver Linings Playbook

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

The Young Messiah

Available March 17

All American: Season 2

Black Lightning: Season 2

Available March 18

Lu Over the Wall

Available March 26

Blood Father

Available March 27

Killing Them Softly

There’s Something in the Water

Here’s what’s leaving Netflix in March 2020

Leaving March 3

Marvel Studios’ Black Panther

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Leaving March 4

F the Prom

Leaving March 7

Blue Jasmine

The Jane Austen Book Club

The Waterboy

Leaving March 9

Eat Pray Love

Leaving March 14

Men in Black

Men in Black II

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection : Classic: Collection 3

Leaving March 15

Coraline

Leaving March 17

Being Mary Jane: The Series: Seasons 1-4

Leaving March 19

The L Word: Seasons 1-6

Zodiac

Leaving March 24

Disney’s A Wrinkle in Time

Leaving March 30

Batman Begins

Charlie’s Angels

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

Death at a Funeral

Drugs, Inc.: Season 5

Hairspray

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Kill Bill: Vol. 2

New York Minute

P.S. I Love You

Paranormal Activity

Small Soldiers

The Dark Knight

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Wild Wild West

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Here’s everything coming to Netflix in March 2020 — and what’s leaving

Netflix Inc. viewers, perhaps inspired by the big Oscar wins by “Parasite,” will get a chance to brush up on their appreciation of subtitles as a selection of international series launch in March 2020. Those include Season 3 of Germany’s period mystery “Babylon Berlin” (March 1, after its original Feb. 28 release was pushed back); Season 3 of the Turkish magical action series “The Protector” (March 6); the Brazilian version of the hit reality series “The Circle” (March 11); Season 3 of the Spanish teen drama “Elite” (March 13); Season 2 of South Korea’s zombie action series“Kingdom” (March 13); and Germany’s “Unorthodox” (March 26), a miniseries about a young Jewish woman in Berlin who has fled an arranged marriage. And there’s plenty more for those who don’t want to read their TV, including Season 3 of the dark crime drama “Ozark” (March 27), a standup comedy special, “End Times Fun,” from Marc Maron (March 10), and a trio of original movies — “Spenser Confidential,” a comedy-thriller starring Mark Wahlberg as an ex-Boston cop in the latest adaptation of the iconic character from the Robert B. Parker novels; “Lost Girls" (March 13), starring Amy Ryan, a grim crime drama that premiered at Sundance; and “Self Made: Inspired by the Life of Madam C.J. Walker” (March 20), with Octavia Spencer starring as the first African-American self-made millionaire. Among older movies, Netflix NFLX, +0.33%   is adding “Goodfellas,” “The Shawshank Redemption” and “There Will Be Blood" (all March 1) and 2011’s excellent “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy” (March 16), while “Black Panther” is jumping to Disney+ on March 3 and the final two “Lord of the Rings” movies, “The Two Towers” and “The Return of the King,” will leave at the end of the month. What’s coming in March 2020 March 1 Go! Go! Cory Carson: Season 2 (Netflix Family) Always a Bridesmaid Beyond the Mat Cop Out Corpse Bride Donnie Brasco Freedom Writers Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Goodfellas Haywire He’s Just Not That Into You Hook Hugo Kung Fu Panda 2 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events Life as We Know It Looney Tunes: Back in Action Outbreak Resident Evil: Apocalypse Resident Evil: Extinction Richie Rich Semi-Pro Sleepover Space Jam The Gift The Interview The Shawshank Redemption The Story of God with Morgan Freeman: S3 There Will Be Blood Tootsie Valentine’s Day Velvet Colección: Grand Finale ZZ Top: That Little Ol’ Band from Texas March 3 Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis (Netflix Comedy Special) March 4 Lil Peep: Everybody’s Everything March 5 Castlevania: Season 3 (Netflix Anime) Mighty Little Bheem: Festival of Colors (Netflix Family) March 6 Guilty (Netflix Film) I Am Jonas (Netflix Film) Paradise PD: Part 2 (Netflix Original) The Protector: Season 3 (Netflix Original) Spenser Confidential (Netflix Film) Twin Murders: The Silence of the White City (Netflix Film) Ugly Delicious: Season 2 (Netflix Documentary) March 8 Sitara: Let Girls Dream (Netflix Film) March 10 Carmen Sandiego: To Steal or Not to Steal (Netflix Family) Marc Maron: End Times Fun (Netflix Comedy Special) March 11 The Circle Brazil (Netflix Original) Dirty Money: Season 2 (Netflix Documentary) Last Ferry On My Block: Season 3 (Netflix Original) Summer Night March 12 Hospital Playlist (Netflix Original) March 13 100 Humans (Netflix Original) BEASTARS (Netflix Anime) Bloodride (Netflix Original) Elite: Season 3 (Netflix Original) Go Karts (Netflix Film) Kingdom: Season 2 (Netflix Original) Lost Girls (Netflix Film) The Valhalla Murders (Netflix Original) March 15 Aftermath March 16 The Boss Baby: Back in Business: Season 3 (Netflix Family) Search Party Silver Linings Playbook Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy The Young Messiah March 17 Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy (Netflix Comedy Special) All American: Season 2 Black Lightning: Season 3 Shaun the Sheep: Adventures from Mossy Bottom (Netflix Family) March 18 Lu Over the Wall March 19 Altered Carbon: Resleeved (Netflix Anime) Feel Good (Netflix Original) March 20 A Life of Speed: The Juan Manuel Fangio Story (Netflix Documentary) Archibald’s Next Big Thing: Season 2 (Netflix Family) Buddi (Netflix Family) Dino Girl Gauko: Season 2 (Netflix Family) Greenhouse Academy: Season 4 (Netflix Family) The Letter for the King (Netflix Family) Maska (Netflix Film) The Platform (Netflix Film) Self Made: Inspired by the Life of Madam C.J. Walker (Netflix Original) Ultras (Netflix Film) Tiger King (Netflix Documentary) March 23 Sol Levante (Netflix Anime) March 25 Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution (Netflix Documentary) Curtiz (Netflix Film) The Occupant (Hogar) (Netflix Film) Signs (Netflix Original) YooHoo to the Rescue: Season 3 (Netflix Family) March 26 7SEEDS: Part 2 (Netflix Anime) Blood Father Unorthodox (Netflix Original) March 27 Car Masters: Rust to Riches: Season 2 (Netflix Original) The Decline (Netflix Film) Dragons: Rescue Riders: Hunt for the Golden Dragon (Netflix Family) Il processo (Netflix Original) Killing Them Softly Ozark: Season 3 (Netflix Original) There’s Something in the Water True: Wuzzle Wegg Day (Netflix Family) Uncorked (Netflix Film) What’s leaving in March March 3 Marvel Studios’ Black Panther The Men Who Stare at Goats March 4 F the Prom March 7 Blue Jasmine The Jane Austen Book Club The Waterboy March 9 Eat Pray Love March 14 Men in Black Men in Black II Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection Classic: Collection 3 March 15 Coraline March 17 Being Mary Jane: The Series: Season 1-4 March 19 The L Word: Season 1-6 Zodiac March 24 Disney’s A Wrinkle in Time March 30 Batman Begins Charlie’s Angels Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle Death at a Funeral Drugs, Inc.: Season 5 Hairspray Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 New York Minute P.S. I Love You Paranormal Activity Small Soldiers The Dark Knight The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Wild Wild West Read More Read the full article