#Nina finds it hilarious

[idkimtiredanddumb]

Kaz and Inej don’t want kids. They both agree. They’re not ready and their jobs are too dangerous too risky and chaotic for children. They don’t want kids. But. But some of the children inej frees on slavers ships don’t have anywhere else to go and there are a lot of hungry angry orphans in ketterdanm. So they get hired. Kaz teaches them to be pickpockets and messengers and thieves and inej teaches them how to sail and when she’s home how to be silent and invisible. Some of them go with her when she goes to sea some stay with Kaz some go in between. What starts as one or two ends up being about a dozen children between them working and living with them. It takes them both a few years to realize they have kids. That everyone knows that going near one of the brekker kids is suicide that Kaz setting them each up with a savings account and somewhere to stay and go to school and eat and inej telling them stories each night before bed and kissing their foreheads is not exactly normal employee behavior. They never officially set up an orphanage because then they’d have to go through the authorities and paperwork but it’s well known they’ll take in any kid who needs it. They have a lot of kids.

#jespers the one who break it to them #why do you think we’ve been buying them winter solstice gifts??? #he and wylan are beyond amazed and done #Nina finds it hilarious #kaz brekker #kanej #inej gahfas #six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #kanej headcanon #kanej my beloved

[thechosenanubis]

Nina and Eddie seeing the school for the first time parallels.

While the camera shots are taken from different angles, both Nina and Eddie are standing in the same spot

I'm pretty sure this is purely coincidental, but i'm going to indulge my delusional self and say this is actually the first osirian hint. :D

#house of anubis #nina martin #eddie miller #chosirian #nina and eddie are meant to mirror one another and nobody can convince me otherwise #further evidence: their opposite reactions when they got to anubis -> #eddies like: “ i've been here for only 5 seconds and i already hate it :/ ” #while nina's like: ” everything is better than i ever imagined! so cool :D “ #you may think this doesn't stand neither here or there and the evidence is flimsy at best #and you would be right #sadly i can't hear you over my mind going right into delusional mode ~ ✨ #also w h y are they wearing a similar color scheme??? black red and white??? #is this the usual color scheme that americans travelling abroad used to wear in the early 2010s??? i'm so confused by the coincidence... #on an unrelated note #i just noticed that the cab driver immediately leaves eddie alone almost as if he was saying “ u are on ur own mate! good luck!” #while in ninas case the driver is a gentleman and carries her luggage to anubis #i find it both extremely sweet and hilarious

[barrel-crow-n]

Headcanon: Kaz knows all the languages but he pretends not to (and makes Nina translate anyway)

#he says it's so people say stuff around him thinking he can't understand #but he also just loves making nina translate when she doesn't have to #he finds it hilarious #also whenever someone from his gang (ex: jesper. nina.) curse him under their breath he KNOWS #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #grishaverse #six of crows #six of crows duology #soc

[jadeclaymoresworld]

Eyebrowless wives

#castle rock #annie wilkes #BBC Life #maya stone #ruby cruz #erin kellyman #sorry not sorry #i did the ruby one to upset nina #she asked for the erin one #i find it fucking hilarious honestly #though eyebrowless annie is actually more terrifying and thats saying something #seeing as she is a literal psycho murderer

[aesoka]

i never really got why ppl are so obsessed with cameos,, ‘ we wanna see cal kestis in kenobi! ‘ why? he has his own game? ? i get wanting fav characters wanting to appear in places where they would contribute to a narrative, however the point of the dark times is that you’re supposed to lay low. no breaking into places, no officiating weddings, no stopping a group of bandits even though you know you could. you know you could help these people, but you can’t. you can’t because if you do? in your mind you’re killing the last remaining survivor of the jedi order. you can’t reach out to those like you because you have force bloodhounds tryna sniff u out, so i mean? that’s the point! that’s the tragedy of it! you’re cut off from everything you grew up with and believe in! you have to make your own way in the galaxy and make your own decisions! do you help and reveal yourself? do you bury your head in the sand and disconnect yourself from the web of life you grow up in? disney ,,, does a piss poor job really weaving these concepts together, moral choices, fear, death of your home, found family, haunted by the past ; all of these things.

#‘ but nina just 855938 posts ago u wanted galen to show up in jedi: survivor!!! ‘ bc he was literally a personal weapon #forged by vader in legends to slay palpatine / do his bidding. #it would make sense . #it’s not a pointless cameo i just think it’d be personally hilarious to see cal kestis get his ass #handed to him or run in absolute terror from someone like galen #anyways the whole point of the years after the rise of the empire is anonymity & survival of not only oneself #but the religion / way of life you are desperate to keep alive #in memory of all those who were lost / slain #not for ppl to run into each other like you’re shopping in the same walmart #if it’s cheap and pointless why do u want it? #what would cal want with kenobi? cal’s been finding his own way that’s the point! #hell cere doesn’t even think any of the masters from the order SURVIVED #that’s how little ANYONE knows #/n

[roseunspindle]

Books by “B” Authors I own and Need to Read Part 2

#self tbr shaming #booklr #also i often times pick up very random books #i love finding random books #maybe someone else will spot a random book in these lists #and enjoy it #also i do hope to actually encourage myself to be a tad more poractive in my reading #L. Frank Baum #Nina Bawden #Kalynn Bayron #Peter S. Beagle #Elizabeth Bear #Greg Bear #Robert Beatty #Hilari Bell #Jenn Bennett #Derek Benz

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Sometimes I randomly remember that Kaz is the only member of the Crows who only speaks one language and for no apparent reason I find that endlessly amusing.

Like, the comedic potential here? Nina and Inej girl talking but as soon as he walks in the room they switch to Ravkan?? Wylan and Nina chatting in Kerch but then switching to Fjerdan when Matthias walks in and suddenly Kaz has completely lost track of the conversation?? Jesper saying something to Kaz in Zemeni that makes Nina howl with laughter, but neither of them will tell him what it was??? It’s so funny to me.

He would also absolutely start learning another language out of sheer spite if they did this, but I think it would be hilarious if he chose Kaelish and tried to use it with Jesper and Jesper would just be like “… I don’t speak Kaelish. I just know a little bit… I can sing in Kaelish, if you want?” and Kaz is so disappointed by this but he can’t show it so he just starts yelling at Nina in Kaelish instead. She corrects his pronunciation and he nearly murders her.

Everyone’s having fun.

#grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #kanej #Ravkan #kerch #ketterdam #languages #fantasy language #fantasy books

[dwyntwo]

Do you know what I find kinda hilarious? Everyone portrays Kaz as this grumpy wet cat who is annoyed at the Crows and their antics, like Jesper's fidgetiness for example, or his relationship drama with Wylan, or Nina's quips, but I don't think Kaz was at any point of the books annoyed at the Crows' characteristics. At least in his internal dialogue he was never bothered by any of it.

He MAYBE was when they messed up, yes, but he was never like "Can Jesper just sit still" or "Can Wylan stop being such a goody-two-shoes" or "Can Nina shut up for once". Meanwhile EVERY single Crow (save Wylan I think), including Inej, has at some point of the story wished violence upon him, some of them more than once 😂

#As they should #Kaz I love you but you're a pain in the ass #six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar

[romantichopelessly]

We deserved more scenes between Jesper and Nina after she found out that he’s Grisha. It’s canon that she bothers him a few times about training and going to Ravka, but it’s my personal headcanon that she’s low key aggravated that he has never trained at all, REFUSES to become classically trained, yet manages to be so good with his power.

Like this post epitomizes what I’m talking about:

Nina who is absolutely flummoxed, bewildered, and pissed that Jesper has never trained a day in his life and is just winging it and yet somehow isn’t dying from avoiding his powers?

She comes back to Ketterdam from Fjerda, expecting to find that Jesper has gotten a real tutor, and instead she finds him using his powers in the most insane ways.

“What do you MEAN you’ve started fabrikating objects you can’t see?! You can’t even bend a kitchen knife yet!”

She badgers Wylan about it, but he insists he’s tried to get Jesper a proper tutor, but every one that he invites over leaves cursing about Jesper’s unorthodox methods and inability to follow directions. Kaz personally finds it hilarious, and Jesper is far too pleased with himself for that.

#breaking out the drafts bc im bored #soc spoilers #six of crows #nina zenik #jesper fahey #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #kaz brekker

[laurey257]

Good Omens fanfic recs that ease the pain. (All complete, canon-compliant)

I am an avid reader and I’ve been combing the floods of new (awesome) things hitting Archive and similar to find what best eases the pain of That Episode. Here’s the best canon-compliant and complete ones that give some soothing to the angst of our angel and demon parting:

**This was a hard decision but I am excluding works in progress since they need time to mature—all these are complete /compliant and can be invested in without fear.**

Jesus, Etc.

This one had me howling.  Crowley runs into a frantic Aziraphale with Jesus at a Barbenheimer premiere who he is frantically keeping busy to prevent the Second Coming.  A battle of the wills with pop songs in the Bentley, Taylor Swift, Kenergy, sushi, a nativity play and a magic show are the least of the insanity that comes next.  (Kudos for the awesome cameo from Mrs. Sandwich.)

To the Universe

This one is a 22-chapter, complete, canon-compliant season 3 full arc that can take the edge off for everyone who is internally screaming that we have years to wait to see all this resolve.  Really can’t say enough about this one.  It tied up every loose end.  Certain parts reminded me of Pratchett and the ending had me on the edge of my chair and cheering out loud.  (bonus extra in a hilarious treatment of Jesus in Tadfield that has him turning himself into a teen named Dave.) This could have been season 3 in another timeline.

Separate Ways

A sweet, short little one where Aziraphale has Muriel checking up on a devastated Crowley from the bookshop, and they finally at least talk.  No resolution, but it felt so nice to read. 

The Second Coming

One-shot (but around 7000 words in chapter format) that is canon-compliant.  Aziraphale “awakens” in the elevator (think ox ribs but sexually) and yeets himself back to earth to roger Crowley six ways from Sunday.  Smutty, so don’t read this one aloud to your parents.  (naked apology dance reference in here made my eyes fall out.)

Heaven is not fit to house a love

A sweet little one with a *small* deviation from canon (that seemed ok because they have a good point.) Crowley had never told Aziraphale about the way the angels managed his trial OR about what he saw in the Heavenly files with Muriel.  He jams his way into the elevator (telling the Metatron to get the next one) and tells him.

Not for all my Little Words

An adorable one where Aziraphale, realizing he screwed up, chases Crowley through loudspeakers and other people’s phones through Europe using famous love quotes until he gets his attention (and some forgiveness.)

Everywhere

Oh so lovely! A longer one-shot where Azi realizes that management is not what he cracked it up to be (they tell him nothing.) So he saves Crowley instead from a Heavenly asassination attempt. (Maggie, nina and anathema help!)

A Proper Apology

One where the Angel simply calls over and over until they really talk.  (Or imagine the idiots simply just used the phone.)

Cause you like me too much and I like you

A sweet little one where Aziraphale quietly resigns, has a chat with Gabriel and Beez in the bookshop, and does the apology dance.

A sweet little daydream Azi has in the elevator about apologizing to Crowley in the Ressurectionist pub  before waking up and realizing oh crap he is still in Heaven.

Did I miss any other good ones?  Tell me?

#good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #fellshish #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens season two #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #neil gaiman #all hail gaiman #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #charlottemadison #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #the bentley #feraltuxedo #ineffable-gay-husbands #fuckyeahgoodomens #gothicwoes #elly-sweetheartcrowley #mortifyingideal #forineffablereasons

[vidavalor]

(Non-Frozen) Peas. A Good Omens Sex Meta Thing Side Dish

Shorter little vegetable-themed side dish to Crepes, which you do not have to have read first. All by way of Aziraphale's dirty French in S2 about how he has a craving for Crowley's Eden.

*slips into GO fandom quietly* *whispers*

Do you all realize that another translation of Aziraphale's "Ou est la plume de la jardiniere de ma tante?" is...

"Where is the feathered garden box of my queen?"

I probably don't need to tell you that both 'garden' and 'box' are sexual euphemisms for lady parts and, to make matters funnier, remind you of this scene earlier in the season, in which a literal box became related to... well, it's somewhat open to interpretation so let's just call it a gasp-worthy, part-related situation. :)

"Where is the feathered garden box of my queen?" is Aziraphale saying that it's been a minute since he worshipped Lady Crowley and he misses her.

This would account for Aziraphale's impish "but you understood me" and flirty little smile and wiggles. He's so cute about it that Nina comes out of her coffee shop to try to hear what they're talking about that's made the bookseller look so alive and has Snarky Sunglasses all flustered.

Crowley's "Only because, for two hundred and fifty years, you've been wittering on about the plume of your imaginary 'tante.'" = "Only because, ever since you took French lessons the human way, I've had to listen to you euphemistically referring to my occasional wild flower garden and calling me your queen in two different languages and I love to hate how much I absolutely love it."

We know that Crowley did understand Aziraphale and not just because he also speaks French but because his traditional choices in translating it back to Aziraphale in protest-- "you don't have an aunt, she doesn't have a gardener and he doesn't have a... pen"-- is intentionally a bit incorrect because Aziraphale used the feminine French word for 'gardener'-- la jardiniere-- in his sentence. As a result, Crowley is protesting that "the gardener" is a he right now, Aziraphale, and he doesn't have a-- pause of 'wait, this isn't going to work if I translate 'plume' as 'feathers'-- euphemistic or literal-- as I have both so I'll go with the other thing the word means instead'--... pen.

(Which winds up even funnier since a pen is phallic and euphemistic, in this sense, for currently having a penis, which is actually Crowley's current state of effort in that moment. Hold those thoughts until we get to turnips and inkwells down below lol.)

A 'plume' in French is a pen, a feather, a quill, and a cloud of rising smoke. In Good Omens, it's also used in the smoke-like definition by Michael to describe the pink plume of magical energy that came from the bookshop when Crowley and Aziraphale miracled together. Crowley responded with 'pen'-- which is a riff on the fact that Aziraphale is riffing on "la plume de ma tante", a cliched line said derogatorily to mean 'those sentences that you learn when you learn a new language that you'd never say in real life.' Crowley used 'aunt', 'gardener' and 'pen' as the translation in reference to the cliche Aziraphale was referencing. Aziraphale, though, adjusted the line, as we saw-- adding words to it to make it a stealth, flirty request-- and Crowley did hear the innuendo. Crowley correctly heard Aziraphale using 'plume' in the 'feather' sense (hilariously, considering that they have actual feathers in their angel/demon forms lol), with the 'feather'-context 'plume' being euphemistic for Crowley keeping it real down below.

(It could be worse, Crowley. He could be in a blasphemous mood and referring to it as "The Burning Bush"... which I feel like you'd actually find hilarious but anyway, moving on...)

In English, appropriated from the French, a 'jardiniere' is a flower box/garden planter. 'Tante' is French for 'aunt' but it's also a word meaning both 'queen'/'pansy' in the queer sense of the words (a 'pansy' also being a kind of flower, of course, adding to the Eden motif that "*the* Southern Pansy" Aziraphale has going on for his gardener partner here) but 'tante' is also one of the words that just means 'queen' as well, in the 'regal' sense of the word. It might not be the first word Aziraphale would use if he were, instead, speaking a sentence in French about, say, Queen Camilla-- but it's maybe a more appropriate one for flirting with his gender-everything partner by telling him in French that it's been too long since he spent some quality time with his queen's jardiniere.

'A la jardiniere' is also a French cooking term. It translates as "in the manner of the gardener's wife" (Gabriel: "Whatever that is."). It is obviously an archaic-sounding term when it comes to gender but, for the purposes of metaphor here, it's actually a little useful. The phrase is born out of the idea that the chef would be male, straight and married and that his wife would be keeping their kitchen garden-- which, even though she was probably running it, is credited to him, because the patriarchy-- from which fresh vegetables could easily be picked and used in a dish. As such, it's a lot more fun that Aziraphale is using the French here because the actual gardener doing the garden work in the definition of 'jardiniere' is specifically female by the term's description, so it's another way to reference Crowley's femininity.

There's also, of course, that "in the manner of the gardener's wife" is about as porny a definition for a phrase that can possibly be translated from one language to another lol and so adds to the idea of 'jardiniere' being sexually euphemistic. Atop that, there's the fact that the word itself relates food to romance and sex by referring to the chef and the gardener as married in its definition. The second half of this scene is the Nina & Crowley "partners" conversation. In a season that has Crowley and Aziraphale unable to deal with words like 'couple' and 'partners', if only Maggie and Nina understood that maybe they don't know how to use traditional words but damned if Aziraphale isn't already on covertly calling Crowley his spouse when flirting with him.

While 'a la jardiniere' is a cooking term, 'la jardiniere/jardiniere' is also a French food term. It is a side dish or a garnish of mixed vegetables, usually spring garden vegetables. So, carrots, green beans, potatoes (Crowley: "You say 'potato', I say 'excellent'" lol), turnips (Aziraphale can turn garden variety sex into inkwells!-- haha 'garden' pun, get it? please send help-- and inkwells are the things one dips a quill pen into.... and, now, we're back to the 'pen' translation of 'la plume...').

The most signature vegetables of jardiniere, though, are peas.

As Crowley would tell Shax and anyone who will listen, literal ducks-the-water-fowl need not get their actual jardiniere defrosted.

Aziraphale-- the more discerning duck-- likes his hot, though.

~~~

If you have not already and would like to read more meta like this:

#ineffable husbands #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #good omens meta #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #good omens s2 #genderfluid crowley

[violets-and-books]

The Crows watching Horror Films

Kaz:

Loves horror movies

Is basically the perfect horror film watcher

Watches intently

Never jumps at the jump-scares, the most you'll get out of him is a startled 'oh'

Always guesses who the mystery killer is

Always guesses it correctly

Loves slasher films

Inej:

Not a big fan of most horror films

Likes the final girl trope

Prefers sci-fi horror to anything else

Will rant about the pseudo-sadist, purity-obsessed horror films and why they can be better to anyone who'll listen

Won't go out of her way to watch a horror but will make an effort if A) Kaz wants to or B) It's made by a diverse minority of some kind

Jesper:

Hates horror films

Watches them because Kaz and Wylan like them

Loves watching them with Wylan because it gives him an excuse to cuddle up to his boyfriend

"are you scared?" "no" (literally shaking in his seat)

Is that one guy who screams at the screen like a goat

"I wish Milo was here, I wish Milo was here, I WISH MILO WAS HERE, I WISH MILOOOOOOOO-"

"ThAt'S nOt WhErE bLoOd Is MeAnT tO bEeEeEEEEEEE-"

"Wy, hold me, I'm scared" "The film hasn't even started yet-"

Jumps at every jump scare. Every. Single. One.

Wylan:

Likes horror films, especially ghost ones

Finds them cathartic

Has long conversations about themes and analysing horror with Inej and Matthias

Has seen all the classics

Likes gothic horror films

Is the only one who'll put up with Jesper's antics

Can't watch slashers - too violent

If he gets scared, he'll cover his ears and scream in short bursts until he isn't scared anymore

Matthias:

Is that one guy who'll analyse the film while watching it

Points out how scientifically incorrect all the kills are

Has very specific catagories for what counts as a horror film

Loves cult films, especially the Wicker Man

Can't watch haunting films, hates them so, so much

Nina:

Doesn't like horror films

Makes fun of Jesper for being so scared but then screams just as loud as him

Yells and swears at the characters for being so stupid

Ended up practically glued to Matthias' lap, if she didn't start out that way

"NO ONE would be that stupid to actually do [X]"

Quotes Scream at every given opportunity

(whenever someone on screen has sex) "Ooooooooh, you gonna diiiiie"

Kuwei:

Laughs at the jumpscares

Not even like a nervous laugh, plain out, hilarious laughter

Knows everything about how the films were made

Loves horror, possibly even more than Kaz

"Jes, are you scared? You can hold my hand if you want"

Has to sit a safe distance away from Wylan at all times to avoid being murdered

Explains how they did that stunt on screen as the stunt is happening (but will shut up if asked nicely)

Really likes body horror

#six of crows #six of crows hc #six of crows headcanons #soc #soc hc #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #kuwei yul bo #horror films #wesper #helnik

[raythekiller]

i have anxiety tics, wondering your perspective on some of the creeps reactions to them? (boys and girls, we can never forget the lovely ladies). like who'd make fun of them, would they not care, etc.

they go from sudden head jerks to squeaks, to complete body twitching :,)

🗒 ❛ Reader With Anxiety Tics ༉‧₊˚✧

Featuring: Jeff The Killer, Ben Drowned, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Masky, Hoodie, Clockwork, Kate The Chaser, Nina The Killer

#Notes: deadass, same

pronouns used: none, gn! reader

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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Jeff The Killer

On God makes fun of you for it. Everything's fine until he notices your limbs jerking or you twitching and he's immediately like "Aw, someone's nervous?" all condescending like. Doesn't actually care that you're anxious but will do something about it if he finds your tics too distracting (which he does quite often).

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Ben Drowned

He has those as well, but he doesn't get anxious easily so they don't show up much. Will get worried if he sees you jerking your neck to the side randomly and ask if everything's okay. Might not be the best at helping but he's willing to try.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Ticci Toby

Obviously, he's the least judgmental and most understanding when it comes to your tics. Actually kinda glad he has someone that can relate to him in that way, even if your tics aren't constant like his. Definitely tries to distract you so you're not as anxious.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Eyeless Jack

Also fairly understanding, even if he can't relate. Again, I think he's familiar with most mental disorders and symptoms from being a med student, so he's willing to try and take your mind off of things so you're not as anxious anymore.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Masky

Great, another Toby. Dislikes you and your tics at first because of association. Will straight up yell at you to quit it if he sees the slightest jerk coming from any of your limbs, which makes you more anxious and in turn makes you tic more.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Hoodie

Doesn't care, he's around Toby often enough. You might think he doesn't even notice it because of how natural he is about the whole thing. Will ask if you've got something on your mind if it gets a bit much.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Clockwork

Pokes fun at you a little bit at first until you explain it to her, then she'll feel slightly bad about it. The type to try and hold you still to stop you from ticcing and thinks she's doing a great job helping you.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Kate The Chaser

Doesn't mind, doesn't care. At most will ask if you wanna talk about it when she sees you doing it, as she's quick to realize you only do it when you're anxious. The least she can do is land a ear.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Nina The Killer

Another one who'll try to hold you to make it stop, not understanding it at first. When you explain it to her, she starts calling it "anxiety tourettes" and thinks it's the most hilarious shit ever.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta x reader #ray.writes #ticci toby #ticci toby x reader #jeff the killer #eyeless jack #ben drowned #jeff the kiler x reader #eyeless jack x reader #ben drowned x reader #masky #masky x reader #hoodie #hoodie x reader #clockwork #clockwork x reader #kate the chaser #kate the chaser x reader #nina the killer #nina the killer x reader

[rel312]

I HAD NO IDEA SEASON 2 CAME OUT ALREADY SO NOW IM GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT IT

Episode 1:

CROWLEY WANTED TO TAKE AZIRAPHALE BACK TO THE PLACE THEY FIRST MET

CROWLEY PROTECTED AZIRAPHALE FIRST IM SCREAMING

(My brother actually came into my room to tell me to shut up)

Of course Aziraphale would just forgive 8 months rent

Lmao Gabriel’s just walking down the street ass naked

Gabriel just hugged Aziraphale I can’t

“James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel”

Crowley knows Aziraphale so well, but poor guy he only calls him for 3 reasons

Poor Crowley is trying so hard not to freak out about the “naked man friend”

The conversation between Crowley and Jim I can’t

Maggie and Nina are trapped together!!

Michael and Uriel are fighting let’s gooo

Crowley just casually let the girls out lmao

THERES AN I WAS WRONG DANCE OH MY GOD

THEYRE PERFORMING A MIRACLE TOGETHER

Aaaaaand of course it goes immediately wrong

Episode 2:

Gabriel’s wig is atrocious

IS AZIRAPHALE GOING TO BE THE SUPREME ARCHANGEL NOW

A jukebox that turns every song into Everyday like the Bentley with Queen, hmmm….

Crowley looks like a doting partner bringing his husband a drink

“Get humans wet and staring into each other’s eyes, vavoom, sorted” sir… are you telling me that’s what did it for you???

Crowley’s so confounded that Jane Austen wrote books

THE VOICE OF GOD???

HE TURNED ALL THE GOATS INTO BIRDS

Crowley scaring the kids cause they were brats but not actually killing them aww

The little girl asking to be a blue lizard with her siblings she’s so cute

CROWLEY TAUGHT AZIRAPHALE TO EAT

I cannot believe Aziraphale was the first to talk about sides I love them

Crowley and Aziraphale working together for the first time to save the kids

Aziraphale looks so shaken to have lied poor baby

Crowley babe he’s begging for you to drive him

“Our car” you can’t take it that far lol

Poor Aziraphale really thought he was gonna fall he was about to cry

Crowley was so soft in that last scene

Episode 3:

Jim’s stuff is all labeled

Aziraphale looks like a proud father to Muriel

Crowley’s moving the plants to use the car

They both look like parents I love them

Crowley brought Aziraphale to a cemetery because he thought it would amuse him, that is date behavior

Crowley is about to kill Aziraphale for changing his car

NESSIE?!?!

“Operation: Lovebirds” Crowley is such a dork

Aziraphale just is not getting anything lol

Crowley… shrunk himself??? And then grew himself????

Crowley tempted her to be good I love him

I love the very closed sign

Demons can’t enter somewhere uninvited???

He’s so angry Aziraphale might be hurt

Episode 4:

BEEBOP

“His type”????

“I remember hearing that you and Crowley were an item” HOLY SHIT

HE CALLED CROWLEY HIS GOOD FRIEND AFTER THE CHURCH!!!

“This office has gone 13 5 0 days without anyone saying ‘THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED’”

Glad to see Aziraphale in his magic era

Crowley’s impression is hilarious

“Someone you can really trust” and his first thought is Crowley 🥹

Aziraphale has a gun and Crowley has never shot one

Crowley was shaking he was so scared and Aziraphale was so proud of his trick

Furfur not knowing how to pronounce Aziraphale lmao

Sleight of hand!

Look at them finding a middle ground in shades of grey!

Lmao Crowley would murder him if he knew Aziraphale didn’t put the brakes

Episode 5:

They’re talking about Doctor Who

Aziraphale’s giving books and Crowley’s playing with crystal balls, I love them

Aziraphale being bad at French is so funny to me

Nina grilling Crowley on his relationship with Aziraphale is everything

Crowley was confronted with his feelings and immediately went out to get a drink with Aziraphale

Crowley’s so mad go off king

The matchbox!

Aww look at Crowley denying he’s nice

The romantic music while Crowley looks at Aziraphale with the chandelier

Oh. My. GOD. Jim’s suit!

Lol that’s not what I was expecting when they said masks will be provided

AZIRAPHALE WANTS TO DANCE WITH CROWLEY

THEYRE DANCING!!!!!!

“Surrender the angle”

Gabriel’s coat!!

“T. O. S. T. E.”

“You’re a good lad” “not actually, either”

“Rescuing me makes him so happy” you can’t just say things like that and expect me to be normal about it

Episode 6:

Crowley’s just bouncing around in heaven

“I’m done with being scared” *flips them the bird*

Oh sweetie, you meant well but no

“Crowley’s emotional support angel” yes, yes that’s exactly what he is

Crowley’s little supportive punch to Muriel was so cute

AZIRAPHALES HALO?!?!

THE FLY

Gabriel x Beelzebub confirmed??

The fact that Gabriel and Beelzebub were able to sort this out in a few years while it’s taken Crowley and Aziraphale 6000 is insane

And the fact that Aziraphale grabbed Crowley’s arm when he realized that

Crowley’s so impressed with Aziraphale bringing everyone to order

Aziraphale’s face at Crowley talking about Alpha Centauri

Aziraphale looking at Crowley with so much love in his eyes is giving me life

THE METATRON?!?!

Aziraphale looking to Crowley for permission I can’t

Crowley knowing Aziraphale will come back and saying they need “a little us time” at the Ritz

Crowley getting antsy that Aziraphale’s not back yet

Nina taking inspiration from Crowley and calling Maggie angel my beloved

Crowley looks devastated that Aziraphale interrupted him

Aziraphale looks so incredibly happy at getting Crowley to be an angel again but there’s no way Crowley wants that

Crowley’s getting so emotional

“Just be an us” stooooopppppp

“I need you” I can’t take this!

Nightingales

THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!!

Aziraphale touched his lips after I’m dying

Aziraphale stop being so stupid and get him back

The- the second coming??

YOU CANNOT END IT HERE

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

Please tell me there will be a season 3 I can’t handle this

#I thought I had until tomorrow/midnight to watch it #this cannot be the real ending #somebody say sike right now #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens series 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #crowley #aziraphale #go crowley #go aziraphale #crowley and aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #ineffible husbands #muriel #nina and maggie #gabriel #go gabriel #good omens beelzebub #gabriel x beelzebub #go2 #go 2 spoilers

[ao3cassandraic]

Hi! I’m super sad about “they’re not talking” (aren’t we all lol?) and hearing your thoughts on it would make me feel better! :)

Yet. They're not talking YET.

They will absolutely have to! Likely more than once, because with these walnuts nothing sticks the first time! (Well, except. But them talking won't be that bad.)

They also have shippers on deck, which they definitely didn't in s1. People who value each of them, people who value both of them, people who value them together. (Muriel counts as a "people" for this one. I wouldn't be shocked to find Saraqael also counts, in s3.) I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them shoved together for a discussion by some combination of Muriel and the Whickber Street traders -- if I had to guess, Nina, Maggie, and Mrs Sandwich.

(Or Justine, letting fly in rapid-fire impeccable French, because that would be hilarious and awesome.)

And because the Neil-man knows how to delay gratification, the first talks probably won't be about Their Side except subtextually. There's a Metatron to ruin, a Second Coming to thwart, an Earth to save. Crowley won't run and Aziraphale won't lie this time -- or if they do, one of their people will immediately call them on it. They'll get their priorities straight pretty fast, I think (keeping in mind that I believe Aziraphale never actually lost his, a stance with which many disagree).

And they'll be forced to admit they do their best work together. Which is, if nothing else, something for them to talk about.

There's a Latin phrase commonly attributed to Saint Augustine, "Solvitur ambulando" or "it is solved by walking." I think we can safely appropriate it to "solvitur fabulando" -- "it is solved by talking."

#good omens #good omens 3 #s3 speculation #ineffable husbands #ineffable walnuts

[the-unlucky-hunter]

creepypasta headcanons

 Jeff and Liu cant be trusted near each other alone 364 days a year, the only time is the anniversary of thier parents death. they leave together and go to the graveyard together. no one but them knows what they talk about. they dont want to know.

Nina has a great deal of respect for jeff, but no longer romantically loves him. she realised that he doesnt love her, and that she respects herself to much to chase him so, slowly but surely she moved on. they’re good friends.

Eyeless Jack was once sitting on the sofa, and then without warning he dragged Tim into the medbay. tims overuse of pills had severely damaged his kidneys and jack could smell it. Tim recovered and now he has to take a more monitored dosage. 

Sally is hilariously foul-mouthed, no one finds it all that surprising as she forces the far-from-eloquent Jeff, BEN, Tim and Toby to play with her. the first time she let out a string of curses slenderman was furious. it was quite the event. 

if the creeps dont have/dont remember their birthday then one will be made up for them. these aren’t concrete and if someone is bored then they may announce that there’s a party tomorrow due to a birthday, LJ had six birthdays in one year. (LJ was found deepthroating a candycane as BEN egged him on)

every couple of months The operator holds a barbecue. You HAVE to help.

no creep can physically age beyond like 25 ish. its young enough that age isnt an issue, but old enough that the creeps can get by easier. (can you imagine a creep trying to stalk someone but they cant get into a bar or sm, OR IMAGINE THEY GET PULLED OVER CAUSE THEY’RE 12 DJKFJAS)

Tim and Brian kissed on a dare, and they both still think about it. 

ALSO I TAKE REQUESTS (ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF. ANYTHING.)

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #jeff the killer #homocidal liu #laughing jack #slenderman #sally williams #eyeless jack #nina the killer #mh masky #mh hoodie #marble hornets