i have yet to catch up on osomatsu san in general but-
are you telling me-
that the times i've-
fucken
@
-said that:
" as much as it would be a dream come true, i don't think canon would paint oso as good with children "
out of fear of being clowned.
would be debunked-
on the second fucking-
episode.
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I´m working on a Osomatsu-San (well more Ichimatsu) Version Video for the Song “Trash and Trash” o:
10 hours and still not finished xD oh well..only backgrounds adn then the video editing left welp
CJB
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For the sentence thing... "He was showering the wrong person with affection"
I’ve never written anything for Osomatsu-san at all? Even though it’s on my list, sooooooo how about we choose the man neet for himself.
Osomatsu!
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Really you aren’t a jealous person, you aren’t! It’s just not who you are. You’re nice, and friendly, and you’d never do anything like-
“____-san?”
“GAH!”
If this were some comedy anime, your fall would probably be something humorous and extra. After your spectacular fall from your perched position on your balcony, binoculars pointed towards a specific fishmongers daughters window, and towards one specific Osomatsu Matsuno.
“Jyushi-What-What are you doing here?”
You can save this. It’s Jyushimatsu, you’re the closest with him of all the brothers (besides of course Osomtasu) and he’s not exactly the smartest.
“Baseball!”
“Oh, yeah…Sure Jyushi, we can go play baseball, if you’d like.”
“But ____, what were you looking in Totoko’s window for?”
Trying to avoid the question you grab the other man’s sleeves, attempting to pull him back inside your apartment, but…
Jyushi grabs you in the Octopus Hold.
“Were there boobs?”“What?!?”“Lemme see, ____!”“It’s not boobs Jyushi!”
It’s not your day, it’s really not. Jyushi is not only strong enough to keep you pinned in place, but flexible enough to reach around and steal your binoculars.
Only then does he let you go, looking through them, and mimicking your earlier odd stance on the porch as he tries to see what you had been looking at so in depth before.
You’re frantic in your attempts to grab the binoculars away from the yellow Matsuno, pure panic running through your veins. It’s hard to tell how he’ll react to knowing what you were doing.
“This isn’t funny Jyushi! Give it back!”“Is that Osomtasu-Niisan?”
Exposed. All because you had to watch after that stupid boy. All because Osomtasu was showing the wrong person affection.
It should be you he’s trying to impress. You who he’s head over heels for. You’ve been his friend just as long as Totoko!
So you just…You had to watch him….To make sure he wasn’t going to…
Of course he wouldn’t sleep with her! He’s yours, even if he doesn’t realize it, surely even he wouldn’t stop so low as to lose his virginity with someone like her.
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“T-though i don’t understand why trash like me even deserves you...”
fake otome screenshots?? dont mind if i do-
i know theres a osomatsu-san otome game but its only on the psvista and JP exclusive :(( big bummer ,,, </3
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