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The Gospel of Death
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**Created by: @yungGod
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sniperct · 8 months
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If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop
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jay-wasstuff · 6 months
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Mike: is struggling financially and mentally
Vanessa: *throws his prescription medicine*
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Edit: it's not just about whether Mike needed the drugs (which he didn't, i understand), it's about the fact SHE LITTERED and most likely polluted the river too.
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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mehh141 · 1 year
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Professor Price | 1/10
Just my vision on how prof!Price from @guyfieriii’s series would have looked like
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temeyes · 7 months
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perfect day for recon!
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classichorrorblog · 7 months
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10 Vincent Price Movies To Consider For October/Halloween
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mw-draws · 1 month
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i can feel this game slowly digging it’s claws back into my brain
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alienssstufff · 24 days
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The Hermitcraft Season 10 ‘Pirate’ AU - the notes of a madman
The premise is an expansion from this post now with more ppl innit.
The S10 island is full of criminals (charged with things done in different seasons timelines) and it’s the Time Police’s responsibility to set things right… but unfortunately this is also Grian and Demise is just a game to get ppl to do the work for him.
There are things like witches and Magic, but lately there has also been a rise of the Machine and the steam punk era with the introduction of the autocrafter.
Oh right, and aliens. From the future.
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pankiepoo · 2 months
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yoy
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clarissasbakery · 2 months
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i love them so much
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Insincere
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**Created by: @YungGod
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cod-dump · 2 months
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Shadow 10: Are the Ghost and Captain Price related?
Soap: … why?
Shadow 10: They both have excellent asses so I’m wondering if it’s genetic
Soap:
Soap: Please, why would you do that to me? I'm going to have to stare at Price's ass now
Shadow 10: You're welcome, it's a nice ass
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obsessed with iskall somehow successfully selling gem a penthouse at the bottom of the complex by marketing it as an “australian penthouse”… “we call it the pearl” ok man
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lunamo23 · 1 month
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I swear they’ve put something in the mail that makes drawing these silly’s so fun
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I tried to have fun with how I picture then for season 10 and this is what came out
Do they have a group name? I genuinely can’t remember, but they need one
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tanked-up · 6 months
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Price: Johnny what if you really fly away, huh! You ever think of that!?
Gaz: I should take a picture
Soap: DO THAT
Ghost: I will be so happy when you fly away, Johnny
Soap: IM BRINGING YE’ WITH MEH, LT
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