If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop
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Mike: is struggling financially and mentally
Vanessa: *throws his prescription medicine*
Edit: it's not just about whether Mike needed the drugs (which he didn't, i understand), it's about the fact SHE LITTERED and most likely polluted the river too.
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The Hermitcraft Season 10 ‘Pirate’ AU - the notes of a madman
The premise is an expansion from this post now with more ppl innit.
The S10 island is full of criminals (charged with things done in different seasons timelines) and it’s the Time Police’s responsibility to set things right… but unfortunately this is also Grian and Demise is just a game to get ppl to do the work for him.
There are things like witches and Magic, but lately there has also been a rise of the Machine and the steam punk era with the introduction of the autocrafter.
Oh right, and aliens. From the future.
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Shadow 10: Are the Ghost and Captain Price related?
Soap: … why?
Shadow 10: They both have excellent asses so I’m wondering if it’s genetic
Soap:
Soap: Please, why would you do that to me? I'm going to have to stare at Price's ass now
Shadow 10: You're welcome, it's a nice ass
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obsessed with iskall somehow successfully selling gem a penthouse at the bottom of the complex by marketing it as an “australian penthouse”… “we call it the pearl” ok man
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I swear they’ve put something in the mail that makes drawing these silly’s so fun
I tried to have fun with how I picture then for season 10 and this is what came out
Do they have a group name? I genuinely can’t remember, but they need one
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Price: Johnny what if you really fly away, huh! You ever think of that!?
Gaz: I should take a picture
Soap: DO THAT
Ghost: I will be so happy when you fly away, Johnny
Soap: IM BRINGING YE’ WITH MEH, LT
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