This is one of, if not THE, best April Fools jokes ever, and may even be the very first to air on "serious TV". The prank was aired April 1 1957 at the end of the BBC current-affairs programme “Panorama”.
It was helped by spaghetti being a rare exotic food in 1950s Britain, and narration by the hugely respected journalist and presenter Richard Dimbleby made it utterly convincing.
Afterwards people either got the joke - or didn’t, and wanted to grow their own spaghetti trees. These optimists were told to “place a length of dry spaghetti in a jar of tomato sauce and hope for the best”.
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The entire spoof got it wrong, of course, since free-range organic spaghetti doesn’t grow on trees at all.
In actual fact it’s a kind of marshland reed, and very seasonal, only available from March 15 (when by tradition the first harvest is made by use of many small sharp knives) through until April 2nd, when it’s officially declared to be stale.
Extruded lengths of flour-water-egg paste - originally called spaghetti finti or spaghetti di casa - replicate these reeds while being available all year round.
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Some humourless pundits indulged in sputtering outrage that such nonsense was part of a serious programme, but "Panorama” producer David Wheeler stuck to his guns, suggesting that viewers needed a more critical attitude to what was shown on TV, and shouldn’t believe everything they saw.
What would he have said now?
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@dduane says that for US readers to understand just how effective it was, imagine the same thing on “60 Minutes”, voiced with equal sincerity by Dan Rather.
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And oddly enough, what we’re having for supper tonight will be...
Probably not spaghetti.
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Mr Grey
If you live long enough you will learn everything. Here is the explanation to a secret I had long given up on, but was revealed to me last week!
Imagine a clock spinning back nearly seventy years, a world of Norman Wisdom at the cinema and Richard Dimbleby on the 12” telly. And our neighbour, Mr Grey; station-master, august, dignified and bowler hatted, remote, detached, his mind on very important things. One night he knocks on our door and little me answered; staring up at the great man. He requested to speak to my parents. I was aware of scuffling, Dad pushing the dog back and my mother rushing to the kitchen, taking off her apron.
After a few pleasantries Mr Grey got to the point; it was about his daughter; she wasn’t well. She wasn’t eating, she wasn’t sleeping properly, she was unable to concentrate on her schoolwork. He gave examples of the deterioration in her sporting activities, her disinterest in everything. The family doctor was baffled.
My parents sat listening to all this, no doubt wondering what on earth this had to do with them, whilst I stood in the doorway watching the drama unfolding. Mr Grey lit his pipe and looked grim … ‘And finally my wife got Elaine to explain!’ (I chuckled at the rhyme) He turned to me, clearly irritated, and my dad pushed me out of the room and firmly shut the door.
That was it. I never knew what was said because I couldn’t hear anything and when I asked I was told to shut up. It was something I had no right to enquire about, so eventually it became half forgotten and then completely forgotten.
Clock spins forward nearly seventy years and I was enjoying a meandering two hour ‘phone chat with my brother. The subject of our childhood neighbours cropped up and we shared hilarious anecdotes of the decidedly odd people who populated our early lives. Being five years older he was able to put a new light on certain episodes - we were crumpling up, choking, helpless with laughter.
And then he told me that Mr Grey had called round that night and in the tone of a justifiably offended neighbour complaining about parking in front of his house, or our dog barking endlessly at all hours, he wished to make my parents aware that the deterioration in his daughter’s wellbeing was due to her hopeless infatuation with their eldest son, my brother! And it had to stop!
Best of all my brother wasn’t aware of it - or so he said (not sure I believe him).
Lol.
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Deaths On This Day – December - 22
Pre-1600
AD 69 – Vitellius, Roman emperor (b. 15)
731 – Yuan Qianyao, official of the Chinese Tang Dynasty
1012 – Baha' al-Dawla, Buyid amir of Iraq
1060 – Cynesige, Archbishop of York
1100 – Bretislav II of Bohemia (b. 1060)
1115 – Olaf Magnusson, King of Norway (b. 1099)
1419 – Antipope John XXIII
1530 – Willibald Pirckheimer, German lawyer and author (b. 1470)
1554 – Alessandro Bonvicino, Italian painter (b. 1498)
1572 – François Clouet, French miniaturist (b. c. 1510)
1601–1900
1603 – Mehmed III, Ottoman sultan (b. 1566)
1641 – Maximilien de Béthune, Duke of Sully, 2nd Prime Minister of France (b. 1560)
1646 – Petro Mohyla, Ruthenian metropolitan and saint (b. 1596)
1660 – André Tacquet, Flemish priest and mathematician (b. 1612)
1666 – Guercino, Italian painter (b. 1591)
1681 – Richard Alleine, English minister and author (b. 1611)
1767 – John Newbery, English publisher (b. 1713)
1788 – Percivall Pott, English physician and surgeon (b. 1714)
1806 – William Vernon, English-American merchant (b. 1719)
1828 – William Hyde Wollaston, English chemist and physicist (b. 1766)
1853 – Manuel María Lombardini, Mexican general and politician. President (1853) (b. 1802)
1867 – Jean-Victor Poncelet, French mathematician and engineer (b. 1788)
1870 – Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer, Spanish journalist, poet, and playwright (b. 1836)
1880 – George Eliot, English novelist and poet (b. 1819)
1891 – Paul de Lagarde, German biblical scholar and orientalist (b. 1827)
1899 – Dwight L. Moody, American evangelist and publisher, founded Moody Publishers (b. 1837)
1901–present
1902 – Richard von Krafft-Ebing, German-Austrian psychiatrist and author (b. 1840)
1915 – Rose Talbot Bullard, American medical doctor and professor (b. 1864)
1917 – Frances Xavier Cabrini, Italian-American nun and saint (b. 1850)
1918 – Aristeidis Moraitinis, Greek lieutenant and pilot (b. 1891)
1919 – Hermann Weingärtner, German gymnast (b. 1864)
1925 – Amelie Beese, German pilot and engineer (b. 1886)
1939 – Ma Rainey, American singer (b. 1886)
1940 – Nathanael West, American author and screenwriter (b. 1903)
1941 – Karel Hašler, Czech actor, director, composer, and screenwriter (b. 1879)
1942 – Franz Boas, German-American anthropologist and linguist (b. 1858)
1943 – Beatrix Potter, English children's book writer and illustrator (b. 1866)
1944 – Harry Langdon, American actor, comedian, and vaudevillian (b. 1884)
1950 – Frederick Freake, English polo player (b. 1876)
1957 – Frank George Woollard, English engineer (b. 1883)
1959 – Gilda Gray, Polish-American actress and dancer (b. 1901)
1960 – Ninian Comper, Scottish-English architect (b. 1864)
1962 – Ross McLarty, Australian politician, 17th Premier of Western Australia (b. 1891)
1965 – Richard Dimbleby, English journalist (b. 1913)
1968 – Raymond Gram Swing, American journalist (b. 1887)
1969 – Enrique Peñaranda, 45th President of Bolivia (b. 1892)
1971 – Godfried Bomans, Dutch journalist and author (b. 1913)
1974 – Sterling North, American author and critic (b. 1906)
1979 – Darryl F. Zanuck, American director and producer (b. 1902)
1985 – D. Boon, American singer and musician (b. 1958)
1986 – Mary Burchell, English author and activist (b. 1904)
1986 – David Penhaligon, Cornish Liberal Politician (b. 1944), Member of Parliament (MP) for Truro (1974-1986)
1987 – Luca Prodan, Italian-Scottish singer-songwriter and guitarist (b. 1953)
1988 – Chico Mendes, Brazilian trade union leader and activist (b. 1944)
1989 – Samuel Beckett, Irish author, poet, and playwright, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1906)
1992 – Harry Bluestone, English violinist and composer (b. 1907)
1992 – Frederick William Franz, American religious leader (b. 1893)
1993 – Don DeFore, American actor (b. 1913)
1995 – Butterfly McQueen, American actress and dancer (b. 1911)
1995 – James Meade, English economist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1907)
1996 – Jack Hamm, American cartoonist and television host (b. 1916)
1997 – Sebastian Arcos Bergnes, Cuban-American dentist and activist (b. 1931)
2001 – Ovidiu Iacov, Romanian footballer (b. 1981)
2001 – Walter Newton Read, American lawyer and second chairman of the New Jersey Casino Control Commission (b. 1918)
2002 – Desmond Hoyte, Guyanese lawyer, politician and President of Guyana (b. 1929)
2002 – Joe Strummer, English singer-songwriter (b. 1952)
2004 – Doug Ault, American baseball player and manager (b. 1950)
2006 – Elena Mukhina, Russian gymnast (b. 1960)
2006 – Galina Ustvolskaya, Russian composer (b. 1919)
2007 – Charles Court, Australian politician, 21st Premier of Western Australia (b. 1911)
2007 – Adrian Cristobal, Filipino journalist and playwright (b. 1932)
2009 – Luis Francisco Cuéllar, Colombian rancher and politician (b. 1940)
2009 – Albert Scanlon, English footballer (b. 1935)
2010 – Fred Foy, American soldier and announcer (b. 1921)
2012 – Chuck Cherundolo, American football player and coach (b. 1916)
2012 – Ryan Freel, American baseball player (b. 1976)
2012 – Cliff Osmond, American actor, director, producer, and screenwriter (b. 1937)
2012 – Lim Keng Yaik, Malaysian physician and politician (b. 1939)
2013 – Diomedes Díaz, Colombian singer-songwriter (b. 1956)
2013 – Hans Hækkerup, Danish lawyer and politician (b. 1945)
2013 – Oscar Peer, Swiss author, playwright, and philologist (b. 1928)
2014 – John Robert Beyster, American physicist and academic (b. 1924)
2014 – Christine Cavanaugh, American actress (b. 1963)
2014 – Joe Cocker, English singer-songwriter (b. 1944)
2014 – Bernard Stone, American lawyer and politician (b. 1927)
2015 – Peter Lundblad, Swedish singer-songwriter (b. 1950)
2015 – Freda Meissner-Blau, Australian activist and politician (b. 1927)
2016 – Chad Robinson, Australian rugby league player (b. 1980)
2017 – Gonzalo Morales Sáurez, Costa Rican painter (b. 1945)
2018 – Simcha Rotem, last survivor of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising (b. 1924)
2018 – Herman Sikumbang, Indonesian guitarist (b. 1982); casualty during 2018 Sunda Strait tsunami
2019 – Ram Dass, American spiritual teacher and author (b. 1931)
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This is one of, if not THE, best April Fools jokes ever, and may even be the very first to air on TV.
The prank was aired April 1 1957 at the end of the BBC current-affairs programme “Panorama”.
It was helped by spaghetti being a rare exotic food in 1950s Britain, and narration by the hugely respected journalist and presenter Richard Dimbleby made it utterly convincing.
Afterwards people either got the joke, or didn’t and wanted to grow their own trees; they were told to “place a length of dry spaghetti in a jar of tomato sauce and hope for the best”.
*****
The entire spoof got it wrong, of course, since spaghetti doesn’t grown on trees at all.
It’s actually a kind of reed or sturdy grass, but it’s very seasonal, only available from March 15 (when by tradition the first harvest is made by use of many small sharp knives) through until April 2nd, when it’s declared to be stale.
Extruded lengths of flour-water-egg paste - originally called spaghetti finti or spaghetti di casa - replicate these reeds while being available all year round..
*****
Some humourless pundits indulged in sputtering outrage that such nonsense was part of a serious programme, but "Panorama” producer (and spoof scriptwriter) David Wheeler stood by his guns.
He suggested that viewers needed a more critical attitude to what was shown on TV, and shouldn’t believe everything they saw.
Hoo boy, what would he have said now?
*****
@dduane says that for US readers to understand just how effective it was, imagine the same thing on “60 Minutes”, voiced with equal sincerity by Dan Rather.
*****
And oddly enough, what we’re having for supper tonight will be...
Lamb, because of Easter...
;->
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