#Sebastian.exe has stopped working

[starpros-sunshine]

you’ve made it to twitter

i thought this was so funny and i need you to see it ur famous

...oh my god....

#Sebastian.exe has stopped working #I. #I'm. #holy fuck #I've been laughing for ten minutes straight #oh my god I made it to twitter holy fuck #currently stuck between being in absolute amazement because holy fuck I'm on twitter and people saw my post #and panic because I'm being percieved #but oh my god #it is moments like these when I remember I'm real #or maybe I'm not and this is all just one big dream #either way wow #ant🍄 #this is still so funny like yeah the wataru icon and username really dies tie it all together huh #in hysterics I'm in hysterics #which reminds me I still gotta watch that MV

[niabridges]

Sebastian.exe has stopped working.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #bad memes #shit post #what you have in there #fr #hogwarts legacy meme #i should be working fr #my my secrets of the darkest arts #is that....ominis #we were just getting some air #I can't believe we found ourselves trapped in that scriptorium

[musette22]

Hey hey, there’s a new podcast out with Sebastian: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4pqMShcAhqiiKCjfot8w3E?si=RgXsSJVUToKKyK1gg8ESNA

Near the end of the podcast after the 1HR25MIN mark, he talks about the producer of P&T asking him if Chris Evan’s would do the voice and he goes into a little tid bit about not asking Chris because if it did happen it would send everyone into a frenzy and how no one would be able to handle it and all I could think of was HE KNOWS he knows that WE KNOW how real Evanstan is.

Oh. My. God. I can't believe he brought it up AGAIN, that is amazing lmao. Did you hear him?? The giggles?! 😭

I mean, he's clearly aware that people would lose their minds if this had happened, not just fans but the media too, and that would've made it into an even bigger thing than it already was as it is and maybe overshadow other aspects of the show, so that's a valid concern. But also, he's saying it would've been too much for him personally to handle as well (while giggling like a school boy with a crush) because oh my god, doing a scene with Chris, that guy (in that body) that focused on his penis, like........ nope, no way, Sebastian.exe has stopped working, omg he would die 🙈

No but listening to this, I really feel like this isn't him saying it would be too much as in it would have been weird in a bad way, it's him saying it would've been too much to handle for him (because it would've been weird in a good way). Like, there is DEFINITELY some sort of crush there (I mean, we knew that, but it's just so obvious) and to me it sounds like he was worried he wouldn't be able to keep that crush concealed if a collab like this happened, and it would escalate and things would change and he didn't know whether it would be in a good or a bad way, so he was just like NOPE, I am not risking that, goodbye (and now I'm obviously thinking about the ways in which it could've escalated, definitely in a good way...)

Am I reading too much into this? Absolutely not, how dare.

#evanstan #rpf #like HONEY PLEASE #HE LOVES YOU TOO #😭😭 #risk it all and you'll see #I promise #it's time #lol #minnie answers

[nightshiftpodcast]

Hi. I just want to say that I love this podcast or whatever. and I found this looking for something to go on before I sleep at night and oh how lovely. Please keep being you. Whatever you do keep it up. Yes please I say. Wonderful.

sebastian.exe has stopped working

This is a really nice message, thanks anon ;w; you made my day!

#night shift podcast #night shift audio drama #send asks

[freckleocalypse]

“Normally you pinch someone who isn’t wearing green today, but I like this better.” 

 My beans celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day, guess the grumpy prince is glad to not be wearing green^^ 

 Happy Saint Patrick’s Day everybody!

#original characters #The Night of Christmas Eve #Prince Sebastian #Emily Mercedes #Abel Smirnov #Abel approves #saint patrick’s day #nutcrackers #Sebastian.exe has stopped working

[stardewvalley-imagines]

Can you do an Imagine where a female farmer visits Sebastian and instead of sitting in another chair while he is coding just plops on his lap and watches? I imagine he would go from focused to “Sebastian.exe has stopped responding.” Thank you! I love your writing ^_^

(it’s been awhile, but i missed u guys and i FINALLY have some time ;w; ya’ll deserve the world)

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i like to think in this scenario, the farmer and sebastian aren’t DATING dating, more like? just flirting and feeling things out? so you obviously have access to his room already, which is good since he’s always down there LOL

you knock on his door politely, had already shot him a text to let him know you were swinging by, so once he knows it’s you at the door you hop on down! Seb’s over by his computer as usual, working on some freelance coding project he was able to snag; he gives you a little wave and a small smile and you return the gesture. Seb asks how you’re doing, what you were up to that day, and you answer and ask the same of him, and then it falls into a comfortable silence.

you amuse yourself for awhile; you like the sound of Sebastian tapping away on his keyboard (it’s soothing!). but then you start getting bored.

you scoot a little closer to Seb’s computer desk, who in turn looks up at you and raises an eyebrow but smiles nonetheless. you smile back, moving around behind his chair to peek at his code from above his shoulder. you put a hand on one, to initiate contact so you doesn’t spook him. once he’s relaxed a little into your touch, you very gently begin pulling his chair out, him of course along with it.

Sebastian makes a little noise of surprise, turning his head to ask you what’s going on, but then you swing around, move his hands away from the keyboard, and slip right onto his lap! naturally, Sebastian is flustered, a little embarrassed, but his relationship with you is an easy one. he also knows you’re teasing him (if the smug little smile that’s crinkling the corner of your eye is anything to go by!) so he just gripes into the back of your shoulder a bit. mashes his nose into your back and squeezes your sides so he can hear your laugh before just giving you a light hug. 

you guys stay like that for a little while, just sitting together, some peaceful snuggling! but then Sebastian HAS to get back to his project, so with a little work, you’re flush against his chest watching as he gets back to coding.

#ty to my gf for reading thru this because my brain was Struggling LMAO #anyway hello! i love u so much! #mod parsnips #imagine #sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley #sdv #fic #Anonymous

[shxxtteredfantasy]

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

Sebastian.exe has stopped working 

#ooc #Anonymous

[diabolus-noctis]

Quietly fills the butler's room with kittens, leaving a note that simply says 'You're welcome.'

“....”

Sebastian.exe has stopped working.

#[ ~ This was not in the job description - Crack ~ ] #Anonymous

[musette22]

But also, he's saying it would've been too much for him personally to handle as well (while giggling like a school boy with a crush) because oh my god, doing a scene with Chris, that guy (in that body) that focused on his penis, like........ nope, no way, Sebastian.exe has stopped working, omg he would die 🙈 AHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD MINNIE ‘myself included’ IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR HIM OH GOD. Maya.exe has stopped working too just hearing this. oh god oh god I am reading so much into this and I have to because god damn the giggles this man has SUCH a big crush OH MY I’m dead dead dead

MAYAAAAAAA I KNOW, IT'S SO MUCH 😭😭 How can we not read a lot into this because it's right there on the surface. Sebastian's giant crush on his friend and former co-star who also happens to be a big movie star but who is also just the guy Sebastian's had a crush on for like over a decade 🥺 Like, he's thought about Chris in relation to his penis many times clearly, but he wasn't expecting to have to think about it in this context 😂 Oh poor thing, you really are so obvious and we love love love it 💘

#evanstan #rpf #minnie answers