#Setting my phone on the floor.

[lunarpanda]

Once again I am too eepy.

#Mika shushup #I should take a nap #and set an alarm and hopefully I'll wake up to that alarm and not roll over and go back to bed. #Setting my phone on the floor. #Gotta get out of bed to turn it off #I got laundry and I got some papercraft I want to do #And I wanna show up for the Magma...

[kadens-a-bee]

SKID PUMP OH MY FUCKING GOD

#THEYRE SO SAD #THEY NEED SO MUCH THERAPY AND HUGS #IM LOSING MY MIND #they started out so so silly and then pelo really hit them with the parental issues beam #AAAAAAA #bro when pump answered the phone at the beginning thinking it was his parents :[ #youre gonna see me on the news #AND JACK AND JOHN ASSURING THEM THAT THEIR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF THEM #I CANT WITH THIS SHIT MAN #CRYING ON THE FLOOR RN #i set up my drawing notebook so then i can doodle this episode when its done and now here i am screaming in the tags of a tumblr post #spooky month #spooky month spoilers #kaden speaks

[heidiamalia]

-Faceless-

Our Flag Means Death

[The Art of Fuckery]

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmdedit #tv: ofmd #faceless series #faceless series; ofmd #《my edit》 #forgive me because this is just me playing with the settings in my phone #cutting room floor looks rough as hell and so does this set #this ep was unforgiving #but its so fun #here - i love you. have this. #tvedit

[altruistic-meme]

i think im going to need a moment of not opening messages right now. im going to read stormbringer instead.

#sigh #my friend keeps sending me video after video about how her floors are covered in fur bc if my dog #(who is staying with her for now) #but like. yes. i understand. i get it. #my dog has incredibly thick fur and is shedding her fucking winter coat. i dont know what the fuck you want me to do??????? #i get it?? so sorry?? ill come vacuum your house like ????? #i get it that its annoying having her fur all over bc she has black fur in your light beige carpet #what i DON'T get is WHY YOU KEEP SENDING ME VIDEOS OR PHOTOS. MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY. #WHY. JUST WHY. #IM SORRY LITERALLY I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SHES A DOG SHE SHEDS LIKE. #shes going to my other sisters house soon and then she wont be shedding all over your floor and you KNOW THAT #so WHY. #im just. tired #i wanted to say 'i cant do this anymore' but that is unfortunately the doorway in which the suicidal thoughts will squirm through. #so. instead i will set my phone to the side and read my book. #it is much thicker than i expected it to be. #i cant turn my phone off bc my mom is going to be sending messages later that i need to look at but #im just going to try not to open any messages anyway and not touch my phone or anything #shh ac

[that-was-anticlimactic]

apparently weather is supposed to be really bad here tomorrow afternoon :) like tornado bad :) anxiety is. here :)

#i HATE tornados and natural disasters they FREAK me out #and i’m on the second floor of an apt complex and there’s no basement and grace isn’t back yet so imma be by myself so that’s #going to be Freaky and gently terrifying :) #just a warning i may be super annoying on here tomorrow depending on how bad it is #got a heads up from my coworkers and my dad (and he doesn’t live here) so. panic is setting in ahhhhhh #they were like ‘make sure to keep your phone charged during work’ and now i’m paranoid that the power will go out and my phone will die and #i’ll be alone in the dark with no way to contact people while i’m panickinv #oh boy this is definitely a sign that i should go to sleep and stop thinking about what could happen #weather just freaks me out #okay done for now #will be back to complain and flip out tomorrow prolly lol #sorry for the breakdown😅 #corey talks:)

[arctic-hands]

Life Tip: never throw anything out bc one day you're going to need an extra pair of wired earphones even if only one side is working but you cleaned out your junk drawer and threw them away 😡

#bad life advice #no but seriously if we lose power i was gonna loan my mp3 players to my floor neighbors so they can have access to a radio #but both of their radio functions require a pronged pair of headphones and I've only got one set #even half a working headphone would be useful here #phones that have radio access and mp3 players that have them too require the metal prong bit to tune into the stations like an Abernathy #*antenna #I'm not retyping all that lol

[autistic-katara]

guess who got a new phone + a new bed :3

#(my parentsve had the new phone for like 2 months we just haven’t set it up until now + my previous one actually wasn’t working) #anyways the beds a double nd we’re gonna build the frame soon #(i’ve been sleeping on a mattress on the floor since we moved) #ryan shut the fuck up

[neixins]

gija akayona 🤝 marcille dunmeshi

#not elaborating bc i’m. having a terrible terrible flareup #but if any beloved mutuals want to elaborate. the floor is urs 🎤 #i emphasize: Beloved Mutuals ONLY! i do not trust the rest of u xoxo #akayona #dunmeshi #and with that i’m setting my phone down. ouch owie yeowch

[peoplesoup]

i want to go back to the day i saw these pics for the first time. i want to feel that again.

#literally like set my phone down and sat on the floor with my head in my hands #not hannibal related #hd

[mollypaup]

this is my phone “thing i spent $50 on that just needs to be able to take photos of my cat, hold podcasts and music, and send texts”, she is in a protective case and also has every disease known to man. She has fallen down several flights of stairs 45 times (25 times i also fell down the stairs in solidarity), been spiked directly into the ground by me on accident 94 times, and fallen in the sink 6 times. I have replaced her screen 2 times. Her current screen has cracked 3 separate times and one crack resembles the legs and body of a spider.

#she died today #(spiked her directly into the floor again on accident) #i have to update to a newer phone because i cannot buy a replacement screen for it anymore #which is less bad because i actually bought a new phone three months ago and put all the apps i use on it and changed the settings and such #but phones are getting too fucking big for my hands #why is every new phone bigger than the last #stop this #i want to use one phone for the rest of my life it isn't my fault i am the world's clumsiest creature

[whyisablog]

Had a dream recently where I was trying to get home from boston through the back roads (roads that obviously avoid the highway cause i hate driving on the highway irl) and driving through cities both kinda looked like driving home from work and walking through a mall/trader joes/omega mart, las vegas you know the one.

Anyway after checking a map, which was actually somewhat legible though was far too short of a distance to be plausible, me and my traveling companions passed through this coastal town that featured a salt water cranberry bog maze as it's main tourist attraction. Since we missed out on the local traveling carnival, we said fuck it, and decided to try it out.

The idea here was to go through the maze on your little paddle boat- imagine an innertube from a roaring rapids theme park ride but swan boat style -through the deep water with not only the bog spiders in mind, but also the cranberry dolphins that not only looked and acted like mini orca whales, but frequented the maze with the sole intent to terrorize patrons. Mostly because these paddle boats had open bottoms like flinstones cars and peoples feet looked like delicious, delectable swedish fish to these guys, but that's beside the point. (This was also, very much, a large part of the point.)

These dolphins immediately were the main concern over the bog spiders, as you can imagine. As soon as we found out about the dolphins, we paddled towards the exit.

The dolphins then capsized our vessel and we were forced to wade to the docks for safety.

My favorite part about this was not the burgandy psuedo orcas, but the little nature walk/dangerous jungle style signs warning us about them and the bog spiders, despite the spiders not even making an appearance, though the signs were kind of small and too far away from where the boats tended to travel to be great warnings... Also the cranberry bog looked more like an overgrown yet nicely organized saltwater marsh but taller and more jungle like.

#the visuals had me on the edge of my seat though #like the main voyage was immediately set aside for the side quest that was Cranberry Bog #also on the way to the city that had the cranberry bog there was a funhouse mirror style hall of elevators at this mall we stopped at #we were on our way down from the food court and had to use an elevator as you do #but for some reason the elevators in my dreams are incredibly fucked up #like sometimes they stop halfway or get pulled up when you want to go down #or drop through the ground instead of go a floor down like you wanted it to #anyway this hall of elevators was just #you know when you get to where the elevators are and there are like 6 elevators #there had to be at least eight on either side of this hallway and in each elevator the car was at varying degrees of stuck in the shaft #one of them was blocked off entirely because there was no car #a few of them the people inside them were stuck either half way up or halfway down and they were on their phones complaining #that they'd been stuck there for hours #this one lady said yeah I've been stuck here since 2002 i don't think you should use any of the elevators. #we ended up taking the stairs #which were also like a minecraft parkour #but im not about to get into that lol #also my dreams feature a lot of milkshake bars and im so totally into that oh my god #and driving to the grocery store #oh yeah there was also this one scene in my dream where i was walking down the street from this burger joint and i passed this guy #he was standing outside this pay to park car park selling free puppies for a dollar #and this girl walks past and she says oh i dont have any cash #just cards #and he says yeah thats fine it'll be 5 dollars. #he scams her out of 220 dollars leaving her with only 2 cents and doesnt even give her the dog #anyway haopy 2024 you guys cant wait to tell you more dreams #hey should i make a tumblr thats just a dream journal about my dreams? that would be dope #i know onetimeidreamt exists but thats not all HER dreams. im talkimg about a tumblr of just MY dreams #thats probably already been done but fuck it #sorry if the tags got a little long the dream itself had too many moving parts and i didnt want to make it too long

[heidiamalia]

-Faceless-

Good Omens

[The Book]

#good omens #goedit #goodomensedit #tv: good omens #faceless series #faceless series; good omens #《my edit》 #forgive me because this is just me playing with the settings in my phone #i really like doing these but sometimes i make it so difficult for myself #choices! a concept! #the cutting room floor is atrocious #tvedit

[healingheartdogs]

All of my planning and worrying didn't matter because he went on his own last night at home and it was traumatic as fuck for me and Selene both.

#dont read the tags if you dont want any details #he didnt seem that bad yesterday #he was swollen but he was still up and moving around on his own #he even took all his meds and ate a full bowl of food without any trouble #we called the vet to ask them to call us back to discuss options yesterday around 4 #vet called us back around 7 to discuss new meds to keep him comfortable while we got home euth set up for him #and we agreed ro go in today to pick them up for him and then got off the phone #and like five minutes later Banana suddenly started panting hard #so me and Selene sat on the floor with him trying to figure out what was wrong #and he started having a seizure which we're used to so we were keeping him company waiting for it to pass like normal #only it didnt #he suddenly died in my arms instead while I cried and screamed and tried to get him to start breathing again #selene call d the vet and told them we were bringing him in for an emergency visit and i was just sitting on the floor numb #cuz i knew the vet was too far away to be any help and even if they werent it wouldn't matter #he was already gone #he was gone so fast and I wasnt ready #it was so fucking horrible #im never going to be able to get the way he looked before he collapsed out of my head #my poor old man #that was not how it was supposed to go im so sorry

[spiked-mall-goth]

oh my god i love my dad soooo much <3

hes the absolute coolest dude ever, man is currently wearing my big platform goth boots so i can fix the peeling up sole

#hes not even like annoyed or anything #his just standing there so the glue will set and i can re-hem where the glue was peeling up #idk i just think its funny #like imagine this like 63 year old dude just standing in the living room wearing his goth sons big ass boots #making barbecue plans with my aunt on the phone and me on the floor carefully sewing said huge ass boots back together

[bowerywilliam]

can't wait to go to my rammstein show tomorrow and see nothing but a wall of phones 🥰

#no seriously why are y'all doing that????? #i get floor tickets for shows like these because the mosh pit is fun but lately it's just people recording the entire show?? #like taking a couple pictures and recording a song or two seems sensible but the entire fucking set??? #after the dua lipa show i really don't think i wanna go to anymore concerts by big artists because it's all just people's phones #and i know this is such an old people complaint but it truly is annoying trying to go to a show and have a good time and you literally cant #because people are recording entire sets and get upset if you're dancing or singing around them #like someone genuinely got mad at me and my friend for singing at the duolingo show because 'we ruined their video' like ?????? #anyway sorry i'm such a party pooper lol #hayden:personal #maybe the metal bros will be better??? who knows

[bitegore]

my dad really seems to think that i am twenty fucking years old and somehow too stupid to know that it's subpar to stay up all night instead of sleeping. like sir i fucking know, you don't have to go "bad idea, bad idea" if i woke up at 7pm and literally couldnt go to sleep at 10pm because id been awake for three hours

#red rambles #spare me the condescension please. yes i am aware that my sleep cycle is fucked up. FUN FACT. i cannot fix it #i have been like this since i was TEN what the fuck do you think i can do #just snap my fingers and suddenly stop having sleep issues???? #the thing that makes this most frustrating is that he also has sleep issues but. crucially. they are very different from mine #apparently anyway. he can set a sleep schedule and his body adapts to it #my body is on like a 26 hour schedule? something like that. i naturally get tired two hours later every day #on or off screens. it was most obvious to me while i was staying at a vacation house at the age of like eleven when i literally just. would #lay there staring at the ceiling for two hours. and then four hours. and then six hours #because my siblings were in the room with me trying to sleep and i couldn't even look at my phone #i started sleeping on the floor in a closet!! just so i could use my phone and not fucking be murdered about it by my siblings #i can't just 'go to sleep at the same time every day' it doesnt work that way. i can go to bed at the same time every day and i still wont #sleep like a normal fucking person #and every time i say this i get ignored.