#THE STUPID LOLLIPOP

[amethystsoda]

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#WOLFWOOD #HIM HE #AAAAAA #THE STUPID LOLLIPOP #EMO WOLFIE IS BACK #trigun #bark #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun wolfwood

[creekfiend]

When I get the triggered rage, as long as I can recognise it, I go suck on a lollipop. I have no idea why this works, but they do the trick for me.

I unironically love this for you I have never tried this but like... I'm fascinated now. Thank you for sharing your lollipop hack

#dysfunction junction #also the mental image of being super triggered and then ANGRILY SUCKING ON A LOLLIPOP #i love it . love it #eating a stupid little lollipop for my stupid little mental health 😤

[kingkatsuki]

Just thinking about Ren Kaji lending you his hoodie when it’s cold outside. He’s quick to notice the way your shoulders tremble in the cool evening air as he pulls his headphones up from around his neck to slip them around yours for safe keeping. Pulling the grey hoodie up and over his head; hairs now flying in every direction from the static as your eyes catch the way his shirt rides up slightly from the movement.

You can feel the warmth of it consume you as he offers it to you, a subtle pink dusting his cheeks all the way to the tips of his ears as he takes his headphones back. The chill almost comforts him as he keeps in step beside you as he walks you home from work— it’s far too dangerous for someone as pretty as you to be out this late alone, and you definitely should’ve brought a jacket. The early sun deceptively warm as it made way for the brisk evening chill.

The comforting scent of him envelopes you as you pull it over your head, slotting your arms through the fabric as your surrounded by the warmth of his body. Burying your nose in the collar as you move to bundle your cold fingers into the front pocket, when you feel it.

Bundles of empty, plastic lollipop wrappers sit inside the bulging pocket as you try to hide the smile on your face. Kaji could’ve dumped these on the floor each time he opened a new one, the town littered enough as it is. And yet, each time he reached for a new sucker, he made sure to keep the wrappers of the old ones until he could find somewhere to dispose of them properly.

He’s such a dork. You smile as your fingers feel through the pocket, until you find exactly what you’re looking for. Wrapping your fingers around the stick as you pull out his last lollipop, nimbly unwrapping it as you pop the strawberry sweet between your lips with a soft hum.

“That was my last one.” Kaji grumbles, as though he’d only offered you his hoodie— not its contents.

“You can have it back if you want, Kaji.” You grin, smaller fingers wrap around the stick to pull it from your lips as he notices the sheen of your spit against its glistening surface as you hold it out to him.

Now all he can notice is the same glossy sheen that glistens against your pouty lips, and he’s certain he doesn’t want the lollipop anymore.

He wants something sweeter.

#kaji x reader #ren kaji x reader #THIS IS STUPID IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO #you know his pockets must be full of lollipop wrappers #like imagine doing his laundry and finding them EVERYEHERE #ITS CHEESY BECAUSE I AM CHEESY OKAY

[hug3mole]

STUPID WIP!!

I was going to draw Quan chi as Juliet with Shinnok’s head but then I remembered he got decapitated first.☠️

#deadly alliance #mk1 #mk1 quan chi #mk1 shang tsung #quan chi #shang tsung #mortal kombat #shang chi #quantsung #This is so stupid but I love Lollipop chainsaw and this ideas has been on my mind🤧 #Time to color…

[cosmikirby]

consumable yuri

#my art #doodles #leafypop #bfb #bfb leafy #bfb lollipop #thank you post split bfb for the food i love you #also i dropped literally everything i was doing to draw this #all because of lolli's stupid pose in that episode #i got gay thoughts #im normal

[l4mbkin]

sorry about leaving for 3 months and coming back with homestuck doodles

#homestuck #terezi pyrope #homestuck nepeta #john egbert #dave strider #doodles #Lamb’s art #I can’t believe I’m actually drawing homestuck I’m so sorry #Those stupid and gross Rainbow lollipops #feferi peixes

[thestalkerbunny]

You heard about the lollipop chainsaw remaster? I sended you an ask with a tweet about it but it seems you didn't receive it.

I have, I've been hype for it, it's been delayed several times, it will be my fucking SilkSong, my Diamond Pearl, my magnum opus when it comes out.

Until then. Here is some art I've done of it cause in middle school I had the BIGGEST UGLIEST CRUSH on SWAN of all people and I refuse to be ashamed of it.

Year 3, we're still waiting on the Game Drop.

#TSB Ask #Lollipop Chainsaw #GOD I love this game so much it's so stupid

[silverboo]

As much as I love them you can’t tell me lollipop and silver spoon wouldn’t be the most insufferable duo ever if they met

#bfb #bfb lollipop #inanimate insanity #ii silver spoon #especially in a high school au oh my god #they’d be those kids that talk to the unpopular people like they’re stupid #‘why don’t you talk to people?’ ‘do you have no friends or something?’

[fruitbythefoot7]

As a child, i got my first huge asf lollipop and it was the swirly kind, like in cartoons yknow?

Anyway i eat it as i am going home with my parents, and its night time. Its VERY big so obv i couldn't finish it in a day, especially bc it was already nighttime and i was a child with a sleep schedule.

So my parents made me keep it on a plate in the refrigerator bc flies would attack it out in the open or it would melt or smth.

It obv froze up and had to be tossed away.

It was a good lollipop and it had a good life.

I miss it sometimes.

Never boughta lollipop like that ever again.

ok why am i tearing up.

i am Weak.

anyways.

we will always remember The Bigass Swirly Lollipop, and to this day i have still never had one (unfortunately) ✊😔

#this is probably a metaphor for something but i’m a lil bit stupid and not great with context clues so #anyways all hail Bigass Swirly Lollipop #gone but never forgotten #asks #JAY TAG

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid #she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds #ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back #she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german #boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk #is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how #SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on #his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT #she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches #with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE #there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but #THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS #she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry #in the disguise of helping clean house #while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought #my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away' #my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died #hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life #WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON #SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD #SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE #OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO #OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE #THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING #UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO #be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW #I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE #FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN #SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME

[asteria-argo]

born to be a strawberry lover, forced to absolutely despise the texture of actual strawberries

#my favourite flavour and scent of everything is strawberry #milkshakes gum lollipops yoghurt #lip balm hand cream body wash even perfume #my collection knows no bounds #I've even got a strawberry cup and a strawberry shirt simply for vibes #but real actual fresh strawberries? I cannot cope with them and all their stupid little seeds on the outside #it's a tragedy

[frogisorange]

at around 8:10 in etho's episode 7, TIES are talking about martyn and martyn appears, and etho asks him: "how are you always listening?"

hm. im just gonna leave this here.

#;) <- internally screaming #also externally squealing likea kid with a lollipop #WHY IS HE ALWAYS LISTENING???HUH??? #STUPID LISTENER HEADCANNONS MAKING MY BRAIN GIGGLE /aff /lh #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #liml spoilers

[despairlost]

I got extremely emotional about discontinued candy from another post because the company was bought by Cloetta and there is nothing CLOSE to this on the market so like... RIP Karamellpojkarna

#I don't CARE if this is stupid but like my whole childhood was those lollipops and getting them everytime we were picking up pizza #it was so specific and seeing other people post about that experience makes me wonder how swedish that experience was #the blue one was the best but I don't know what it was supposed to be #and just the unique packaging in the third pic??? #swedish candy #karamellpojkarna

[ducktracy]

I’ve been looking forward a bit to your review of the upcoming short, remake comparisons are interesting even when the short itself is a bit of a dud.

YOU AND ME BOTH!!! i have like. Patient Porky is a weird guilty pleasure of mine because there was a small point in time when i was just getting into these shorts and really had only seen Bob Clampett’s filmography in chronological order up until that point, so i was oblivious to all of the better cartoons out there… but i was so fascinated by what a weird specimen of a short this one is that it became one of my most watched cartoons HAHA. it has no reason to exist and i hesitate to even call it a remake, because the term “remake” seems to have a sort of purpose behind it, whereas here i feel like it was just Clampett recycling parts of a much better cartoon and hoping that nobody would notice or care. it’s a great cartoon for those who want to see The Daffy Doc but worse in every possible way!

#there are things i do genuinely like about the short though HAHA… i love the song number and the ‘i made a pig of myself’ gag with the cake #in Porky’s stomach candles still a-blazin’ and one slice very politely taken out of it to indicate he had the courtesy to share… i love that #stupid sight gag way more than i have any right to #i’m probably the biggest defender of the cartoon despite there being nothing to defend and it’s not a good short by any means HAHAHA i can’t #get myself to hate it though. easily one of Clampett’s worst with that said #anonymous #asks #also watching that clip is so interesting because i didn’t pay attention to how Porky ‘s lollipop disappears in the next scene for Doc #it’s such an easy and seamless cheat.. but working in animation constantly has made me think about the placement of props and how to justify #their presence and how to get them off screen like i would have been wracking my brains trying to think of how to get rid of it in a way #that doesn’t detract from the main action or take up time and these crazy guys just cheat it entirely! i always love seeing cheats like that #because i can respect it so much

[pinkmirth]

IM DAMN NEAR CLOSE TO LOSING MY MIND!!!

that hot ass artwork was by: @/urielbeaupre on twitter!!!

#THE FUCKING LOLLIPOP ONE?!?!?!! #IM SO GONEEEE I CANT DO THIS #JUST TAKE ME REINER! TAKE MEEEEE #— harmoni rambles #— (.reiner) #don’t just marry me… fuck me stupid and THEN we can talk about a ring 🤭

[klumpypotamus]

Daily O’Brien - 28/09 O’Brien Flavoured

#star trek #ds9 #deep space nine #miles o'brien #daily o'brien #stupid #drawing #cartoon #lollipop