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superiorsturgeon · 5 months

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Scenes from Jaune’s bachelor party, pt 2

Continuing from here!

Sun: *playing accordion*

Jaune: *drunk and standing on a table in a Faunus beer garden* Okay…! Here’s my favorite part…!

White Fang soldiers: *singing along and lifting beer steins as Jaune leads them in an Atlas drinking song* Jaaaa…jaaaa…jaaaa…jaaaa! 🎶

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Raven: *struggling under dashboard* Shit…almost…!

Neptune: Okay, I think…There it is! *discharges his weapon, causing bright red sports car to roar to life*

Raven: WE GOT IT! Time to go!!

Sun/Qrow/Tai/Ren/Jaune: *all pile into hot wired vehicle as Vacuan cartel enforcers open fire*

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Ren: *reclining outside five-star hotel room with Qrow*

Ren: *passes a cigar*

Qrow: Thanks, kid. Need a light?

Ren: Please…! *leans forward and puffs gently as Qrow lights his cigar*

Qrow/Ren: *smoke in silence*

Qrow: …cigars are really bad for you, aren’t they?

Ren: *throws up*

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Taiyang: *tied to a stake* …so, what? You like redheads, but you don’t like my daughter…?!

Jaune: *tied to the other side of the stake* It’s not that there’s anything wrong with Ruby, it’s just that I really love Pyrrha! The heart wants what it wants, you know…?

Taiyang: Good answer, kid…! Ruby deserves someone who really loves her, you know? This Pyrrha sounds like a lucky girl!

Junior: *turns to henchmen* Tase them again.

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Sun: *signing into a microphone* Iiiiiiii….Am a maaaaan…of constant sorrooooww….!

Sun: I am a maaaaaan of constant pain…!

Sun: Iiiiiiiiiiiii….bid fareweeeeelll to old Kentuckyyyyyyy…the place where Iiiiiiii was born and raised…!

Jaune/Neptune: ….the place where heeeeeeeee was born and raised….!

Ren: *strumming blues guitar* 🎸🎶

Neon: *adjusting recording equipment* These guys could be the next big thing!

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Qrow/Raven: *dancing erotically on the bar* SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS-SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS-SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS-SHOTS!

Taiyang/Sun/Neptune/Ren/Jaune: *raising shot glasses* EVERYBODY!!!!

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Announcer: Here we are, at the final table of the Schnee Dust Casino (SDC) poker tournament! The final two players are the feared Sienna Khan and the young first-timer from Vale!

Taiyang: Holy cow, the kid’s killing it out there!

Raven: He must be some kind of gambling savant!

Sienna: *pushes chips forward* All. In. 😠

Jaune: *drunk and wearing a ridiculous amount of bling/sunglasses, pushes chips forward to call Sienna’s bet* 😎

Neptune: Look at him! He’s so calm! The pressure isn’t getting to him at all!

Sun: He’s got ice in his veins!

Ren: *drunkenly holds up a shot glass in salute* WHOOOO!!!!! Go, brotha, go…! 😆

Jaune: *looks at his cards*

Jaune: …I can’t see the cards with these glasses…I hope I have something good…!

#rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #Taiyang xiao long #qrow branwen #raven branwen #junior xiong #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #renora #ren x nora #lie ren x nora valkyrie #sienna khan

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starlightbooklove · 3 months

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LORE OLYMPUS UPDATEEEEDDDDDDDDD YK WHAT THAT MEEANNSS IIIIIIIIIIIII

Let's begin

Our little boy is back 😭🤌 and he is sooo cute. I love the first panel because I feel like she perfectly shows Demeter throughout this entire Webtoon, a woman that always tried to be Too hard on her daughter and on herself, trying to keep large parts of herself buried because she thought it was best, and then there's that second image where she looks vulnerable.

Showing that vulnerability is not bad, and letting what you are holding so much in come out is not bad either, if she had talked before about some of the trauma she was carrying from losing her son Much sooner she would have been able to receive help.

in the same way that if she had talked about Metis with her sisters, much sooner she would have realized that she was acting as a coping mechanism for her trauma through putting too much weight on Persephone's shoulders

I love Hera's expression 😂

The generational trauma talk 👏 is 👏talking👏 And it shows that it is not too late to change and realize that the steps we are following (Just because it feels safe) sometimes do not lead to an idyllic destination.

HADES WAS SO NERVOUS 😭😭LMAO THAT SON-IN-LAW ENERGY IS STARTING TO COME OUT AND I LOVE IT because the interactions between them ranged from hostile to ignoring each other, another proof that they are taking steps in the right direction

I never thought I would see the day when these two would hug each other lol

HE'S SUCH A CUTIE OMG 🥹🥹🥹🥹

AND LMAO WITH HERA AND HESTIA'S FACES

Iconic, the sass that Hera exudes is immaculate

Love our sassy Queen

Again, loving the episode and that ending 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃 ªªªª can't wait for the next one

#hades lore olympus #hades persephone #persephone lore olympus #lore olympus #demeter lore Olympus #lo demeter #hestia lo #lo hebe #lo hera #lo persephone #lo hades #webtoon #rachel smythe

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goddess-evelle · 1 year

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So quick question, I feel karl would be the really possessive and jealous boyfriend do you agree?

IIIIIIIIIIIII feel like he would have to be in his TOXIC era. Like maaayyyybe if he was reaaaaally pissed off. Like let me put this example real quick…

You are all at twitchcon and ya’ll having fun right? But you are just sooooo excited to see everyone together FINALLY that you can’t stop moving from side to side, or should I say from lap to lap. You were simply enjoying spending time with all of your favorite people in the same room. So there you are jumping from George’s lap, to Sapnap’s, and back to Karl’s. You were being the happy bimbo that you usually are, all beauty no brains. So to say that Karl would normally be pissed was an understatement. Specially when other people started making sexual comments about you. He knew that wasn’t your fault, but he still was ready to punish you.

You shouldn’t have been as surprised as you were when he pushed you against the door of your hotel room. He smirked as if he didn’t just have his hand around your throat slowly choking the air away from you. You felt as if you were flying in pure air as he dug his cock into you. His quick thrusts were driving you nuts as he just kept ramming his cock into your cunt and ignoring the way his cock gave you a usual pressure against your lower belly just were if you looked down you could see the hint of a trace of his cock plunging deep into your cunt. The position was unusual as you had never been fucked in a full nelson before. Your front was pushed forcefully against the door leaving your boobs scratching into the wood of the door as your thighs burned from the way he forced you opened so he could fuck you from behind. He managed to hold a hand to the back of your neck and the other to the front of it to choke you while they were beneath your arms making them useless. You were close to coming with a haze in your brain as Karl whispered the dirtiest things, he has ever said to you.

“Such a fucking slut, gonna make sure everyone knows your mine”

This is how I see he could be possessive. 😊

#dream smut #dream x reader #dreamwastaken smut #sapnap x reader #dream team smut #georgenotfound smut #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap smut #dream team x reader #dream team #karl jacobs smut #karl jacobs x reader #karl jacobs

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maladaptive-day-dreams · 1 year

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So I just read that scare actor eddie fic nad it was awesome, I loved it.

And it got me thinking of reader being really scared of Haunted Houses and Eddie being really excited to go to one so she convinces her to use a remote control vibrator to distract her and make the experience more enjoyable 😉

iiiiiiiiiiiii went overboard and i hope that's ok. also this has been all i've thought about since you sent it and i would've written for it sooner except this was a week from hell and i didn't have time to write until tonight (even though i should have used tonight to try and catch up on nanowrimo OOPS) ANYWAY PLS ENJOY THIS (it had a mind of its own when i started writing it so it's a bit much...)

Scaredy Cat

Eddie x fem!reader, semi-modern au (for the remote control vibrator) smutty smut smut, 18+ pls! minors DNI!, 2.6k words

CW: pre-established relationship, remote control vibrator, p in v, unprotected sex (pls be smart ppl) multiple orgasms (f), slight exhibitionism (belief that there are other people in front of them walking around a haunted house), praise and teasing, dirrrrrty talk

(Eddie taglist: @hawkinsroyaloutcast @eddiemunsonfuxks)

You’re currently holding Eddie’s arm in a death grip for two reasons. One: despite how much you hate horror and are a wimp with scary things, you let Eddie convince you to walk through a haunted house with him tonight. Two: despite you saying that you will go for him but won’t enjoy it, you let Eddie convince you that said Haunted House would be more enjoyable if he held the remote control of the vibrator currently situated between your thighs.

“It’ll be nice,” he said with his chest to your back. “You’ll be distracted enough to enjoy walking through the Haunted House with me.” “But Eds, I don’t know,” you whined, looking at him in the mirror in front of you. “For me?” he asked. His head rested on your shoulder. “I don’t want you to hate it, let me help you enjoy it.” You watched in the mirror as his hands moved from your hips to your panties. Fingertips slipping past your waistband, palms following, warm and gentle as he used two fingers of one hand to open your lips and uncover your clit. His other hand placed the small vibrator in just the right position to press against your bud when he removed his hands and cupped your sex over your panties. He met your eyes in the mirror and kissed your shoulder. “I’ll put it on low so you can get used to it on the drive over, ok?” You nodded. Mouth dry, you licked your lips and swallowed, “when will you turn it up?” Eddie smirked. “When I think the time is right.” He turned on the vibrator as soon as you got in the car, making you yelp at the new sensation. Sitting was…good, but not good as it put more pressure on the vibrator than just your tight black jeans had. You tried not to shift during the car ride, and Eddie noticed. You’re pretty sure he didn’t go slow over potholes or speed bumps just to get a reaction out of you. There was a particularly harsh bump that he hit at almost full speed that had you gasping and moaning at the pressure and friction on your clit. One hand shot to the door and the other between your legs before you squeezed your thighs together to try and chase the pleasure that was starting to be a low thrum in your stomach. Eddie tried to hide his laugh, and when you looked over at him he had the biggest smile on his face. You pulled your hand from its place between your thighs and punch Eddie’s shoulder. “You did that on purpose!” Eds broke out in a full laugh at that. “I want you to be having a fun time before we get to the Haunted House. Had to do a lil something to get it going.” You laughed with him and soon after you were pulling in to the parking lot.

The thrum in your panties was indiscernible to anyone who passed the two of you but consistent to you and not enough. Eddie had helped you out of the van and you had yet to let go of his arm; the constant stimulation beginning to make your head fuzzy and your hands itch to help chase your pleasure.

The two of you were standing in line. Entry was staggered so no groups collided as they walked through.

“Sorry folks, no more after this couple,” the entrance worker said to the small group coming up behind you and Eddie in line. “We gotta close up for the night after they get their walkthrough.”

Despite your pleasure warped mind, you clear your throat and ask, “how long is the walkthrough? And are there any scare actors or is it just rigged jumps?”

“You’re a lil on the scared side aren’t you? There are 7 rooms, usually takes around 30 minutes for people to walk through depending on if they have any easily scared people. Those groups can be out as soon as 15 minutes since they usually run after the scared one,” the worker laughs. “No scare actors, just rigged stuff. Y’all will go in in about 5 minutes, we give everyone 15 minutes between just in case there’s a runner.”

Eddie rubs your hands resting on his arm as you wait. “Ready?” He asks, searching your face for any hesitation. “Comfortable?” He whispers with a smirk.

You gasp quietly as the vibrator moves up to the next intensity. You shift on your feet, biting back a moan as you nod yes to Eddie’s questions. The vibration is more than before; not by much, but enough to have your thighs clenching.

“Alright, lovebirds, go ahead. Door is gonna shut behind y’all. So don’t be alarmed.”

Eddie walks first, almost dragging you in since it takes a minute for your feet to work. As soon as you cross the threshold the door behind you shuts with a loud bang making you jump.

“My little scaredy cat,” Eddie coos, leaning down to kiss your temple. “Don’t worry I’ve got you.”

You walk together in silence for a bit before a skeleton pops out of the wall to Eddie’s right. You jump away from Eddie and scream—of course—but that scream turns into a moan as the vibrator moves up to the next setting: a stronger vibration that now pulses on your clit.

Eddie smiles mischievously as he pulls you back into his side by your belt loop. You lean on him as pleasure courses through you with every pulse between your thighs. “You’re doing so well,” Eddie praises. “We have to keep walking through, baby.”

You’re holding on to Eddie’s arm much more than before as pressure builds and the coil in your stomach begins to tighten. The next room brings another jump scare, scream and new level of the vibrator.

“Eddie,” you moan and grip his hand harder, as the pulse pattern changes and the vibration speeds up.

“How’s my girl, holding up?”

You realize now that every jump scare and scream means more torturous stimulation to your aching clit.

By the 4th room, you’re knees are wobbly and its hard for you to walk. You’re on the precipice, thighs clenching in an attempt to reach satisfaction. Eddie notices and pauses your walk through the house. He pulls your face towards his before shifting his hands to your ass to pull you against him. He dips his head, taking your lips in a soft, knowing kiss as he presses the button on the remote control again putting the vibrator a mother level higher. You moan into his mouth and come undone, his hands on your ass and your hands on his shoulders are the only think keeping you standing as you ride your orgasm through.

Eddie pulls back from this kiss and your head falls to his chest as you try your best to steady your breathing.

“Good girl.”

You hum, hands twisting in Eddie’s shirt as the vibrator continues to assault your now oversensitive clit. “Eddie,” you moan.

“We have three rooms left baby you can make it.”

You whine but let him take your hand and lead you to the next room.

Another room, another jump scare, and another level on the vibrator. The stronger vibration has you cry out in pleasure and slight pain, Eddie pulls you to him and kisses the moan from your lips. “Gotta be a little quieter, sweetheart.”

“Eddie, baby. I need-“

“What do you need?” He asks as he holds you close and leads you to room six. With the thrum between your legs, your eyes closed and Eddie’s cologne in your nose you don’t notice the jump scare in this room so he didn’t tick up the toy in your now soaked panties.

“You, I need you.”

“Fuck baby,” Eddie groans. “That’s fucking hot. We’re almost out okay? Then you can have me, promise.”

“Promise?”

“Yes baby.”

Eddie moves the two of you quickly through the last room, eager to get you out of the Haunted House he so badly wanted to go through. As soon as the two of you left the last room, Eddie hollered a “good night!” to the workers and you headed quickly back to the van. He helps you into passenger side before hopping into the drivers seat and starting the engine.

“Don’t wanna make too much noise here baby so I’m gonna drive us to the lake, its only 5 minutes away okay?”

“Mhm,” you moan. Eddie looks over at you and catches you grinding down into your seat to get more stimulation from the vibrator.

“Fuck, okay okay were going.”

Eddie speeds to the lake, finding the nook where you’ve parked multiple times to make out and make love when Wayne is home at the trailer.

As soon as he parks and turns off the lights and engine he’s unbuckling both of you and grabbing your face in a heated kiss. It’s all tongue and teeth and wet as he helps you stand up and backs you into the back of the van. Eddie’s hands move in a flurry, shedding you of your jacket and shirt and him of his own. He kisses down your neck as he unclasps and removes your bra, moving his way down to kiss your now bare breasts. He drops to his knees, kissing just above your pants button as he works to rid you of your jeans, leaving your panties on.

He stands, reaching into the pocket that the vibrator’s remote control had been stored after each jump scare and turns off the toy. The onslaught of stimulation to your clit ceases but the pressure from the toy itself still sits heavy at the apex of your thighs. Eddie then removes his own jeans. Though your mind is fuzzy from continuous stimulation you notice his erection straining against his black boxers. Your hands move to stroke him through the fabric but he catches your wrists before you can.

“Let me take care of you baby,” he says laying you on the blankets that always line the floor of the van. Eddie kisses your lips and then kisses down your body, pausing to lavish your tits with wet and warm kisses and light bites; sucking on your taught and sensitive nipples until you’re crying out for him.

“Eds please.”

He continues his kisses down your stomach, stopping above your panties. You lift your hips as he pulls them down. Vibrator leaving its place against your clit as he does, you whimper at the loss.

“Fuck these are soaked,” he groans and then looks at your bare pussy. “Poor abused little cunt.” He runs his thumb up your folds, putting a little pressure on your engorged clit. “Did so well with that toy between your lips, huh? My good girl, you want something else? I can see you clenching around nothing, you want my big cock now?”

“Please,” you beg, hands reaching for the waistband of his boxers. He removes them and strokes his already hard cock a few times. Eddie leans above you while he runs his dick between your slick folds, grinding down on your pussy, the head of his member catching on your clit and eliciting a moan from your kiss-bitten lips.

“I’m gonna slip in so easy, won’t I baby? You’re so wet, fuck.”

Eddie captures your lips in another kiss and you swallow each others moans as he enters you to the hilt in one thrust.

“Fuck, you’re so warm,” he groans as he pulls back to thrust in to you again. “Always so perfect for me.”

“So full, Eds,” you moan in response and wrap your legs around his waist, the new angle letting him hit deeper. “You feel so good.”

He pistons in to you deep and hard, quickly finding and continually hitting your g-spot. His heavy balls slap against your ass with every thrust. Already close before from the vibrator, your second orgasm of the night hits you like a freight train. Eyes screwing shut as you clench and flutter around Eddie’s cock. Seeing white behind your eyes, you’re moaning Eddie’s name over and over like a prayer.

Eddie fucks you through your orgasm and keeps going, chasing his own and determined to get you to finish at least one more time tonight. He leans down to kiss and bite and suck on your nipples and the swell of your breasts. Your hands tangle in his hair and pull his mouth to your own. Sloppy kisses ensue between heavy breaths.

When his lips and teeth nip at your neck your nails rake down his back, surely leaving marks and definitely making him moan into your skin. The soft mewls and quiet noises leaving your parted lips have Eddie lifting his head to look at you. Eyes closed, mouth open, cheeks pink and forehead wet with sweat; you look cock-drunk and fucked out and Eddie spurns on, thrusting into you at a rough pace.

The air is warm and full of sex, and all you can hear are the wet sounds of Eddie’s cock moving in and out of you and both of your heavy breathing. As Eddie’s thrusts begin to falter and slow, he reaches a hand between you to rub rough circles into your abused clit.

“Too much, Eds,” you whine and try to push his hand away. “It’s too much.”

He moves his hand back to prop him up and uses his non-dominant hand to hold both of your wrists above your head before placing his thumb right back onto your bundle of nerves. “You’ve got one more in you. I know you do baby. You gonna be my best girl and come for me one more time?”

Eddie’s deep thrusts and relentless touch have you convulsing in pleasure as your third orgasm hits and you gush around his cock one more time. Your pussy tenses around him and Eddie’s hips meet yours as his own orgasm hits, filling you up with spurts of his cum.

He kisses you, his lips hot and red, as he slowly pulls out. You can feel your mixed releases dripping from you and making a mess on your thighs and ass. Eddie reaches over you and under the backseat to pull out another spare blanket to use to clean up. He wipes you off first in soft, gentle strokes before cleaning his softened member of your release.

Reaching back under the seat again, Eddie pulls out a small duffle bag and removes a clean pair of boxers and a clean shirt. You sit up and he helps you into the boxers and slips the shirt over your bare chest before putting his boxers and pants back on.

“What are these from?” You ask, looking down at the Hawkins t-shirt you now wore.

“I always keep a spare pair of clothes in here just in case I get too sweaty at the gym or have an unexpected sleepover.”

You laugh, “with how many times you’ve slept over unplanned that makes sense.”

Eddie helps you stand and then sits longways across the backseat with his back against the wall of the van and pulls you between his legs. You lay your head on his chest and cuddle together.

“Love you, bug,” Eddie says, planting kisses on your head. He laughs lightly, “thank you for going to the Haunted House with me.”

“Love you, Eds,” you respond, lifting one of his hands from its place rubbing circles on your stomach to kiss his palm. “It ended up being rather enjoyable,” you laugh.

You sit and hold each other in silence for a few minutes before settling back into your seats and heading to the trailer to sleep.

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abusivelittlebunny · 1 year

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Angelic af

He iiiiiiiiiiiiis ah God my sweet little angel baby♡♡♡ can't wait to get him pregnant

Scho is in so much denial over how pretty and desirable he is he doesn't understand why all the alphas want a piece of him when he's literally the prettiest little angel they've ever laid eyes upon. Tom is a little annoyed and jealous at Scho for getting all the attention from alphas but no worries he'll also be getting himself his own alpha in a bit...

#last two pics is when he gets told he can't keep his bond with the german alpha that mated him and knocked him up #and that he'll have to choose himself a new alpha in camp that could either accept his bastard baby or make him abort it #obviously scho is absolutely devastated by this and he doesn't know what to do or who to choose... but that's for later howl chapters #william schofield #1917 #george mackay #i don't want to spoil too much of my fic but the drama will be juicy

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huntingingoodwill · 1 year

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For the record store drabbles I can’t stop thinking about Steve finally confessing by either including F.R. David’s “Music” in one of his future mixtapes or actually singing it 😳. Idk singing it may be too much but including it on the mixtape would be nice since it’s so vague, even funnier if record store girl has no clue that he’s trying to confess.

-💕😊

HIIIIII ugh so sorry it took me extra long to answer this 🏃‍♀️ how are u doin !!

steve x record store girl hcs part of 1 2 3

nervous steve making you playlists and drunk steve serenading you at karaoke under the cut 😏

i listened to the song! i love the idea of steve making mixes for you and putting in love songs he associates with you

he thinks long and hard about what songs to put in because he’s worried they’ll be too direct and scare you off. he stands behind the counter at family video, writing ideas for track lists on the back of old receipts and rearranging the tracks over and over again, crossing ‘dedicated to the one i love’ off the list because. if he puts it in you’ll think youre the one he loves. which you are, but you can’t know that. he just stands there spiralling and overthinking and getting zero work done

this results in a lot of vague love songs and you just. do not get the hint. so the songs just get calculatedly and progressively less vague but you still dont get it because youre not a mind reader! which lowkey frustrates steve because this is all he really knows how to do since he met you and his flirting skills just. left the room.

i LOVE the idea of him singing to you :( that’s so cuteeee

of course you have your singing sessions in his car where you’re screaming fleetwood mac at the top of your lungs (imagine going for drives and just yelling “oOoOoOh IIIIIIIIIIIII I WANNA BE WITH YOU EVERYWHERE” 😭😭😭) but this time it’s different. maybe it’s something like him asking ��did you like the song i put on the new mixtape?” “which one?” and he quietly sings the words with this awkward smile and he’s all shy about it because he has to pretend like the words don’t perfectly summarise all his feelings about you and he’s basically pouring out his heart in song form

after he’s done there’s this long pause and he gets so embarrassed because he thinks he messed up but you just smile and go “that was beautiful, stevie.” and his hands are just trembling afterward

speaking of hands trembling imagine helping out stocking records/tapes when you hang out with each other at the record store/fam video? your hands brush as you hand each other a tape or put one on the shelf or walk past each other? there’s a moment there and you guys just glance at your hands and just try not to have a breakdown. it’s very pride and prejudice.

okay back to singing

one night you all go out for karaoke and he gets a little tipsy and steve gets on stage and goes “this one’s dedicated to the coolest girl in hawkins!!!!!!!” and sings something cheesy like you really got me??? youre laughing and cheering him on as he yells into the mic and points at you and has his rockstar moment

eddie drives you home and steve walks you to your door and you say something like “just so you know, i think you’re the coolest guy in hawkins. see you around, rockstar.” and you maybe even give him a kiss on the cheek before turning around and going inside and he just freezes 😭 once you’re inside he just falls back on the grass and eddie has to drag him back to the car and sober him up 😭

he wakes up on the floor of eddie’s trailer with a massive hangover and just touches his cheek and smiles :,)

#steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington fanfic #steve x reader #steve harrington imagines #steve harrington headcanon #steve harrington one shot #steve stranger things #steve harrington #steve

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