#THIS IS WHAT UR DOIN BABE LMAO

[k-atsukibakugou]

which of your f/o’s is fucking you until the bed breaks when your boyfriend suggests opening the relationship?

#this is in a toxic way btw #yk all those things that are like i asked my gf for an open relationship and now she’s got mad game 😭 #like that #u tell them ong my boyfriend wants to fuck other girls ikd what to do #THIS IS WHAT UR DOIN BABE LMAO #respect to poly people #if my bf comes to me and says they wanna open the relationship it’s a discussion we can have #in this fictional universe where there’s no ramifications for being crazy? i’m gonna be crazy #「mercury speaks」

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: their fav pet names for you

characters: reader x gojo, sukuna, fushiguro, itadori, nanami

warnings: language (i be cussing a lot sry), suggestive in gojo’s but not rly

AN: first jjk post!! hope it doesn’t flop lollllll

GOJO

pet names he calls you: sweet thang, sugar, princess, babe, mrs. gojo

now u alrdy knew before even reading that his goofy ass has a million an one pet names for you lol

but anyways

he’s got a MAJORRR sweet tooth hehe

like bro is always snackin on something sugary

hence the pet names sweet thang and sugar

“whatchu doin sweet thang” holding up his blindfold so you can see him wink at u lmfao

but when he calls u sugar i imagine him doin it the way those sweet old southern ladies say it if ykwim lmao

now

princess and babe are much more casual

like he’s calling out “babe i’m home!” when he gets back from a mission

or y’all are at the school and he’s calling for you even tho he 100% alrdy knows exactly where u are bc of ur cursed energy “princesssssssss where are youuuuuu??”

and mrs. gojo is used in either a VERY romantic situation when he’s tryna rizz u up

or

he’s tryna embarrass you in front of the students

there is no in between

“well, me and mrs. gojo gotta head out! she has stuff to do!”

“satoru.. we are not married. my last name isn’t gojo.”

“… yet” 😼

“and what stuff do i have to do?”

“me. i’m stuff.” 😼

*que megumi, yuji, and nobara fake gagging in the background*

SUKUNA

pet names he calls you: my queen, darling

he’s the king of curses so the first one should be self explanatory

cmon every king needs a queen yk

now he’s powerful as hell right

bro demands respect for himself

but let somebody say som to you in the wrong tone

girl rip that person fr

“you dare to speak to my queen that way?” and he’s busting their ass

also that’s how he introduces you to everybody

introduces himself first. and then hits them w the “and this is my queen, (y/n)”

darling is more of a laid back casual pet name

but he uses it all the mf time

“come here, darling”

“you look beautiful as always, darling”

“darling, you are the one that is important to me.”

darling darling darling

FUSHIGURO

pet names he calls you: babe, love, sweetheart

he likes to keep it simple

most of the time he just calls you by your name

def keeps the pet names to a minimum in public

or when he’s around his friends

especially when he’s around gojo lol

i mean cmon the second he calls u a pet name and gojo overhears?

poor thing is being teased til he’s bright red with embarrassment

in private tho?

ur real name almost never leaves his mouth lmfao

it’s “babe can you do this?” “come take a nap with me, love” “what are you doin, sweetheart”

idk i just know he’s soft for u

ITADORI

pet names he calls you: baby, cutie, peaches/peach

this man loves you and isn’t afraid to show it!!

NEVER uses ur real name

EVER

baby and cutie are his casual nicknames ofc

for things he’s sayin to u in passing

he’s hugging u from behind with a “hey cutie”

or when he’s whining abt something lol

“cmon baby you can’t be mad at me forever”

but he uses peach and peaches the most

the man likes ass

he said it himself

it’s canon

so ofc he’s referring to your “big juicy ass” his words not mine when he calls you that lmfaooo

but it also cute asf

“come peach get dressed! i’m taking you to watch a movie with me!”

NANAMI

pet names he calls you: sweetheart, darling, my love, honey

I. LOVE. HIM.

i rly don’t even have any reasoning behind his usage of these pet names they just fit him

he’s such a serious, sophisticated, gentleman

so of course he takes his relationship with you seriously as well

makes sure that you know he adores you

his love language is words of affirmation ik it

gojo jokes that y’all talk to each other like an old married couple

which u do

but it’s cute!!!

it’s the middle of the night and he has to leave for a mission and wake you up on accident?

“sorry, sweetheart, go back to sleep. i’ll be home soon”

he gets home from the mission and as soon as he opens the door he hits you w the cliche

“honey, i’m home!”

this next one is an every day occurrence

and i MEAN EVERYDAY

“good morning, my love” IN HIS DEEP MORNING VOICE meowwww

and y’all go on a date an you get dressed up for it?

“you look absolutely stunning, darling”

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fluff #gojo x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru #satoru x reader #sukuna #jjk sukuna #sukuna x reader #jujutsu itadori #itadori x reader #yuji itadori #jjk itadori #itadori fluff #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi #megumi x reader #megumi fluff #jujutsu kaisen megumi #jjk nanami #nanami kento #jujutsu kaisen nanami #nanami fluff #nanami x reader #jujutsu nanami #jjk x reader #jjk gojo #gojo satoru x reader

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

IM SCREECHINGGG FOR THIS WEEKS PROMPT augh gowd i wish i had any good ideas but nothins poppin up 😭😂 i feel like ill be back in a month like GUYS IMHERE I GOT IT WAIT jggdjlhf

but umm here little prompt if you wan it: ranking m6 most to least likely to sit through a movie actually paying attention and not talking n doing other stuff? i have no idea why i feel like nadia of all people would be the one asking those most obvious questions that are going to get answered in literally 10 seconds if you just keep watching like "oh why are they doing that? whos that guy?" babe i know exactly as much as you at the moment please just- please

julian keeps googling the actors names that he cant remember. murio just sits there and you cant tell if hes enjoying it or zoned out to think about other stuff lmao idk but. i feel like theres a possibility he wouldnt even. like movies as a concept that much. i think people like that exist kghdgj

hope ur doin okay!!! you really posted that break announcement and then just kept hustlin huh xD lobe you m8 💘💕💘💓🌈🫂

The Arcana HCs: M6's bad habits at the movies

~ xD the grind never stops, friend! ~

Julian: googling the movie so he can figure out which actor he knows he recognizes. MC, look at this delicious picture of them. oh, look what else they've been in! MC, can we watch that one next?

Asra: keeps accidentally spoiling any and all of the plot twists by guessing at them with annoying accuracy. don't watch anything with them unless you've already seen it or you're not doing it for the plot

Nadia: keeps asking questions that are obviously not supposed to have answers yet. who's the murderer, Nadia? we don't know yet. it's a murder mystery. not knowing is the point, we're five minutes in -

Muriel: zoning out completely and then getting startled when you react to something in the movie. are you okay? why are you crying? the main character died? ... who was the main character again?

Portia: constant running commentary on any and all social dynamics. that restaurant patron we saw for all of five seconds is definitely gay for the bartender next door. no we didn't see them meet but still

Lucio: keeps comparing himself to the main characters. yeah that guy's a good singer, but he's better. that guy's strong, but he's stronger. that girl's good at makeup, but have you seen his eyeliner?!

#ask arcana brainrot #the arcana #the arcana headcanons #the arcana hc #the arcana game #asra the arcana #julian the arcana #nadia the arcana #muriel the arcana #portia the arcana #lucio the arcana #asra alnazar #julian devorak #nadia satrinava #muriel of the kokhuri #portia devorak #lucio morgasson

[kylo-wrecked]

happy munday babe! since your bday is coming up I thought you could tell us some stories about little k <33 -e.

oh yeah! crap. lmao it's eight days away i better hustle. every year my friends: 'what u doin for ur birthday?!?!?!' me: *makes plans for my friends*

as a young girl, i

told members of my kindergarten class santa doesn't exist

pitched colin's beanie baby over the schoolyard fence and into a mean old man's garden (tbf colin pushed someone down the stairs at day camp)

told my little brother we got him from SEARs

told one of my cousins there were spiders in that crack on the ceiling (she still talks about this)

pushed another kid into dirty sheepshead bay playground water for saying some dumb harmful shit to ^cousin like, "if you're cousins how come you're black???" (someone had to do it)

apparently tore down a child we'll call todd for even attempting to tease me about my glasses. (dumb crying/holding up class for five minutes > dumb glasses was the gist of it)

really liked sailor mars

anyway e., this is strictly for you.

#ooc #about the mun #just another manic munday #munday on a thursday

[cleostoohot]

hi y’all this is the anon that left this message a while back. i’m seeing sm ppl asking bout sp and manifesting exes and alla that so i just wanted to answer some q’s as somebody who manifested an ex after he sn’t romantically attracted to me and didn’t feel romantic attraction period (i’m sorry y’all idgaf there r no morals when it comes to manifesting, eiypo, i feared he didn’t like me romantically so the universe gave me this as a result so i had this hot mess to fix 😭).

1) you can manifest ur sp to date u even if they’re not romantically attracted to (they like the same gender, they’re asexual or aromantic or wtv.) imo sexuality and romantic attraction is fluid and what u assume them to be they become

2) yes u can manifest ur ex idc how bad it ended or how long y’all have been apart or how many times u broke up and got back 2gether u CAN manifest ur ex just make sure ur manifesting the ideal version of them and having a good sc so u avoid breaking up again

3) yes u can manifest a celebrity, if they’re in ur reality they’re still a reflection of ur thoughts, just cuz they’re more well known it don’t mean shit lmao

4) u can manifest some1 u don’t personally know or doesn’t personally know u or have even heard of u (same concept with manifesting a celeb)

5) u can manifest somebody who doesn’t exist into existing. ur tryna tell me 7.8 billion ppl in the world and ur ideal match ain’t somewhere out there? no babe they r u just gotta affirm they’re where ur at, don’t ask how the how isn’t 4 u to worry about (unless ur manifesting a specific scenario) they’ll find u and date u as u desire.

there are no morals or ethics with manifesting, u can change anybody to be exactly what u want them to be regardless of anything u can revise their age, sexuality, gender wtv. it’s ur reality to create and no body but u has free will. now how do u take back that power and stop giving them free will and fr manifest them? BY DOIN THE SAME SHIT U WOULD DO TO MANIFEST ANYTHING ELSE. take yalls sps of that pedestal they’re just as valuable as a bit of cash or a house or a car or wtv else u would wanna manifest.

I just feel like if you tryna take over my page just say that🤺🤺

Lol sn but thank youu!!! People need to realize that circumstances don’t matter not even the slightest bit!

[hobidreams]

damn babes, life is really putting us through the wringer huh😭 post-covid effects are truly wild right?? i remember for my mom, the effects were similar to yours, but for me it made me more sensitive to tastes?? if it’s any consolation, it went away completely for me n my mom after a couple weeks!!

about summer plans though, i’m def not taking summer classes this time around💀 it sorta sunk in that i haven’t gotten a proper vacation ever since i started uni in 2020, so i really wanted to just take a break. had a conversation about it w my mom n she supported my decision to take a break this summer and i honestly don’t regret a thing🥳 anyways i’m just gonna take it easy!! planning to finish crocheting my tote bag (oh did you ever get the pic i sent of the lil hat i made for my cat or did tumblr eat it😵‍💫😵‍💫), and reading a lot of books!!! i read “the girl who fell beneath the sea” last week and i absolutely LOVED IT!! i blame you for starting my obsession with historical fiction/fantasy💀 it’s based off of a korean folktale with a couple of twists, and i think you’d really like it!! i also got the book that joon and yoongi read on in the soop s1 (almond!!), and it’s been an interesting read so far. i’ll update you hihihi. also finally started watching the red sleeves?? i already know the ending but it’s actually so fun to watch even though i know it’s going to hurt like a mf💀

ok that’s all,, sorry this ended up being way longer than i thought it would be💀 but anyways how are you babes!! any fun updates (wedding updates👀)??? what are your plans for the summer?

the spacing is still whack i genuinely don’t know how to fix it lmao

-🌿

my answer got long soooo cut!

omg more sensitive?? cant even imagine what thats like. im glad thats gone for u now!! yeah i think im mostly recovered from the taste thing now.... but also like... glad i didnt get the thing that some ppl had where everything tasted like gasoline. but my random dry coughing came back two weeks ago and its only just starting to fade again 😬😬😬 im worried and have to see a doctor abt it 😭

HELL YEAHH im so glad you got to take the summer off!! fr, so many people are rushing to do their degrees in 4 years and 🤷🏻‍♀️ most ppl i knew did it in 5 and it wasnt a big deal at all. take ur time and do what makes u happy 💗 honestly, relaxing in the summer prepares me better for the winter term so it works for the best! the tote bag sounds amazing! pls show me it!!! and no i never got the pic of ur cat hat 😤😤😤 fuck u tumblr

omg ive heard of that book before! tbh i dont read a lot of fantasy bc i prefer straight historical but i will have to check it out. my backlog of to-reads only keeps growing. oops. i hope u enjoyed the books!!

ahhh never apologize pls. i love and appreciate ur long messages!!! my plans are in effect rn haha im away at a cabin sort of place, that has VERY bad wifi so im doin my best here. but its meant to be very relaxing and lowkey so im gonna do my best to recover. ive also been getting these headaches on and off since covid, but i think theyre getting worse and idk skckwkfnkemfm. i just have to fix this before school starts.

no wedding updates for now bc unfortunately our venue isnt booking yet for 2025 and thats when we have to have it (bc of my school + timing of other big, unmoveable family events). but we've picked a place + contacted the wedding party and everything is a go for that!! oh my god its so expensive. we've made a modest budget but im afraid ppl will judge us if its not super luxurious 💀 i also have a friend (more like "friend" tbh... its a long story) who put some doubts in my mind about our small budget akdmekfm so idk we're still sorting it out. doing our best to fit in everything we want while still saving for our first home 💀💀💀 but im very excited and looking forward to it!!

#the spacing is fine for me btw!! #at least on laptop #rain reply #🌿 anon #❤️❤️❤️ #stay well love

[crimsonandcloverwrites]

fuck it. sign your X on the line reaction time

THE ARTWORK???? Oh I am in trouble

bartender jamie pulling all the girls numbers my beloved......

jamie being kindred spirits w a grumpy old man hahahahahaha

lmao straight to it i love u praise kink queen dani (does this article actually exist asking for a friend)

dani and jamie being absolute horn dogs for each other so true!!

LMAO JAMIE INSTANTLY GOING IN FOR THE KILL

“something about Dani that made her feel like knocking down walls with a sledgehammer” pls i love that so much

Hannah and Owen being the kindest souls n taking the girls under their wings I know that’s right!

“She was a vision, and Jamie was so fucked.” mood

eep this like. honeymoon phase attraction and affection looks so good on them oh my god I am yearning

Dani intentionally fucking w Jamie akjdhfkfjdfghdkjfh I love her

ohhhh Jamie v much likes being told what to do huh??? i wonder how that is going to make me lose my mind later

Damn Dani sdkjdhfkdjgh she is working and ur just gonna send her racy pics?? nice

lmao they are so horny. we love some across the room foreplay. HAHAHAHAH HANNAH KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE UP TO

how u gonna go from horny as hell to soft as a marshmellow just like that lmao i love

obsessed w this being tagged edging and we’re a good third of the way in and all we’ve had is teasing THE LAYERS

bro i am losing my mind Dani Clayton queen of texting sjdhdkjf

they’re so soft Jamie being all I know I’m a grinch and Dani being all sweet and reassuring abt it and THEN Dani is texting her pure filth I am deceased

JAMIE DOING RESEARCH SO SHE CAN GET IT RIGHT PLS I LOVE HER THAT’S SO SWEET

the way I have to keep taking breaks so I don’t spontaneously combust

fuck they are so sweeeeeet. Jamie decorating her whole place just for Dani they’re so in loooooooove

the way they keep teasing each other is so cute like “No,” Dani huffed, brow pinched. “Shut up, I’m trying to do something.” is so affectionate??? they can be silly goofy in the middle of it all and it only makes it better pls I love them so much.

godddddd Dani making Jamie undress her is so top fucking tier I am beside myself

dfgkjhdfkgjdhf not Karen not now

ok jesus fuck they’re doing it it’s happening.

hmmmmmm Jamie being all bossy and in control I am malfunctioning

god fuck this is hot I am blushing

oh my god Jamie you absolute teeeeease adkjfhdkj that’s so mean but like... go on

hnnnnng Jamie promising she can do the same to her another time. fuck

poor Dani. Jamie u r so mean (but like.... good job sdjfdhjdh)

christ they really are just getting started huh. iconic. stamina of the gods

hnnnng I LOVE Dani getting what she wants good for her.

“It was only fair that Dani got to unwrap something too tonight.”  dfgkjdfhkjghfkjhgkjdf yes exactly it’s equality.gif

god Jamie is such a teeeeease lmfao I love her

get it ladies

aww Jamie buying fancy accessories for her girl

danggg they are really going for it whew

aww Jamie softly taking care of her afterrrrr

and Dani also “taking care of” Jamie after skfhdkfjgh match made in heaven

dang ok Dani Clayton is so much in the best way I adore her

holy shit ur really doin it I am fucking hyperventilating lol

jamie really said once more from the top!

honestly good for them I hope they sleep for like 27 hours after this they really did it gold medals all round

plsss why are they so soft I love them I want to be them

Dani spoiling Jamie w jewelry is so cute like both of them getting to give/recieve rly sweet meaningful things they’ve not really had w other people is so cute I cant

oh my god this is so !!!!!! “I want to watch flowers grow with you” aaahhh my heart

a keeeeyyyyyy aww Jamie u big softie dfjdgfhg but then getting all worried it was too much as if babe

god that was so cute and hot and ticked so many boxes adkjgdfh ok now I have to try and go back to normal life when I wasn’t reading this??? how

#buzzy i owe u my life #no one percieve me akshffdkj

[kalesorbet]

the egg banquet (we liveblogging)

(liveblogging is better than livetweeting bc no character limit lets gooo)

a little pre-going-live for your troubles

i love puffy's skin

i'm watching bad's pov bc he deserves it

HELLO RANBOO WHAT IS THAT SKIN YOU HAVE ON??

ayo george wake tf up challenge

honestly it wouldn't be a dsmp lore stream if it didn't start late

ok we live now

ok wait im going to watch puffy until bad's stream really starts

BAD'S STARTING SOON SCREEN IS SO BADASS!!

I T I S T I M E

niki my beloved

"everything is going according to plan" (definitely not 30 mins late)

... sam where's your super cool egg banquet skin

i don't think they are on the same page on what "turning over a new leaf" means

he really said "oh foolish is here" and i got an ad

the banquet room looks so good fr fr

"i uh... peed on the egg" LMAO FOOLISH PLEASE

"bad said i have a dumpy bad said i have a dumpy" - prison warden of pandora's vault

yo what if they sit down to eat dinner and the fucking prison sirens start

W H E R E I S S A P N A P ? ? ? ? ?

AYO RANBOO LURKING IN THE FUCKIN WALLS?

MY MEOW MEOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

dream was invited... my meow meow

ranboo continues to be SO BAD at being incognito

these are some positive fuckin speeches i feel some fore-fuckin--shadowing

ROADTRIP REFERENCE ROADTRIP REFERENCE PONK MY BELOVED

lmaoooo george getting shaded so hard

i bet the soup is egg juice to corrupt them

wait i just realized where's purpled

LAVA THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCKKIGN FUCK

AYOOOO????

my evil little egg pspspspsp

HANNAH !!!!!! HANNAH CORRUPTED HANNAH EHEHEHEHE

sam tnt farm my beloved

that's so cool that the obsidian does that though

ARE THOSE NETHERITE BLOCKS

"we can now begin the summary executions" IS THIS STILL MINECRAFT RP???

wait is this where we see mystical eret powers

foolish where's ur lightning shit

lmao the way he threw the watch

c!foolish my beloved

no let my meow meow be a powerful ancient god

this is the part where i remember puffy is foolish's dad

i wonder what ranboo's doin rn

i wish philza was here for the "my son is going to die in front of me" parallels

FOOLISH :((((((((

im so sad p l e a s e

QUACKITY MY BELOVED MY MEOW MEOW MY FAVORITE LITTLE OOOOHHOHO

YEAAAAAHAHAHAH

i am rubbing my evil little hands together again

c!quackity my walking human rights violation

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

TECHNOBLADDDEEEEEEEEE

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHB TECHNOBLADE MY BELOVED

HOUND ARMY LETS GOOOOOOOOO

PURPLED YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I AM DOIN MY LITTLE DANCEY DANCE RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHA

BABE TECHNOBLADE YEAHAHAH

"SAVE US" LMAOOOOO

im sorry i have to switch to puffy so i can see my technoblade

sam prison warden "i will simply lock up and torture all of my problems"

lmao george sounds like he is ASLEEP

techno's little "no problem" ueueueue

wait hold on i didn't watch the end of bad's

dream getting broken out of prison hopes dashed once again sadge

purpled and punz brothers that are easily swayed by money

i wonder how being sacrificed to the egg will affect foolish hmm

#red banquet #eggpire #badboyhalo #captain puffy #eret #ranboo #mcyt #dsmp #tommyinnit #liveblogging #dream smp #lore

[rottenangelwings]

thank u for being my safe spot to just talk about how ive been feeling about my shitty ex even though I. Don’t know you and you don’t know me it feels like we r actually friends lol and your advice helps me so much. So thank you and also I hope you’re doing okay. Please take care of yourself and happy New Years! i hope it’s filled with happiness for u.

from what i’ve heard about him he sounds like a douche a piece of shit if you will, assholes like him only care about sex and being entertained when they’re lonely, trust me babe i’ve had my fair share of them and lemme tell u they always piss me off like this one dude was “madly” in love with me and seriously said so much sappy shit and when i ignored him for a week cuz he asked for nudes he got a gf LIKE BITCH being used by people like him is so tiring and i’m so glad u can finally move on from that dickhead he can never hurt u ever again, u tried to be there for him and it sounds like u genuinely loved him so it’s his loss for being such a slut lol ur the good person who will find someone who gives u the world while he drowns in loneliness so babe ur winning, again tho i’m so proud of u it’s such a hard thing to cut someone toxic outta ur life but u did it! which is amazing! LOL yeah i hardly know u but i feel like we’re similar in some ways so even tho we don’t rlly know each other i’d say we’re friends i’m always down to listen or give some advice but new year new u bae work on u don’t worry about his lame ass anymore take time for urself and do the things u wanna do yknow? i’m glad my advice helps u! i thought it wasn’t helping much so i was worried but no problem bae anytime i’m always just lurkin on tumblr LMAO i’m doin alright happy new years!!! i hope urs is filled with just as much love and happiness u really deserve it!

#i think i covered everything my memory is literally the shittiest thing in existence #but ilysm! #period all the girls he uses from now on will NEVER give him the love u gave him #he’s gonna be crying when he realises he was so shitty to the person who cared for him #but fuck him you dig your hole you gotta lie in it #there’s so muchh words sorry bout that LOL

[satoruvt]

hc for todoroki, bakugou and midoriya initiating affection to their babes, can be sfw or nsfw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thanks a bunch *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

OKAY so i was gonna do some nsfw at the bottom of this but i couldn’t really... Figure out how to have it revolve around initiating affection n it just turned into general nsfw hcs... if u still want me to post that let me know?? lol but here’s some fluff

todoroki shouto

honestly has close to no trouble with initiating affection

all that goes through his mind is “wanna touch em” and then boom . he’s like holding ur hand or kissing ur cheek likes thats it

there are moments when he actually like.... Thinks about what he’s doin and he’s a little blushy, but only because he just really likes being around u!!

it’s a pretty new feeling to him and he’s still tryna get used to it, even if u’ve been dating for a while

likes to see u get all giddy and flustered when he initiates kisses n stuff, thinks ur super adorable 

bakugou katsuki

trouble? he doesn’t have any trouble

at least that’s what he tells himself

he likes to pretend that he’s super smooth but he’s just a big dork that’s it 

he’ll try to do smth cool like pull you into his chest suddenly or casually wrap his arm around you and he’d be able to pull it off but he’s got a face as red as a tomato so

after a while it just becomes habit; reaching for you in crowds or holding your hand while u two are out

“katsuki, are you blushing?” “what the fuck? that’s gross n... no.”

midoriya izuku

the sweetest boy there ever was !

gets really flustered with any type of affection but will try

he likes the idea that he can be in control, too, so he’ll try his best to work up the nerve to initiate affection

he’s so proud of himself when he does lmao

praise him for it :(

“i was really happy when you held my hand today” easily gets u heart eyes and a dreamy smile from him which is literally all anyone needs to survive

over time will get more comfortable with bigger things, u just gotta give him some time

#bnha x reader #mha x reader #boku no hero academia x reader #my hero academia x reader #shouto todoroki x reader #todoroki shouto x reader #todoroki x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader #midoriya izuku x reader #izuku midoriya x reader #midoriya x reader

[imagines-mha]

Iwazumi, Aone, and Futakuchi forcing their S/O who’s always working out or studying to stop and just relax and cuddle with them? Thank you beautiful, keep Smiling and take care of yourself!

Ofc u can bro ty for the request!! 💖 Remember to always take breaks and care for your mental health or it’ll make aone upset n noone needs that in life so it’s obligatory no questions. Love u 💖💖

Iwaizumi, Aone and Futakuchi forcing an overworked s/o to relax

Iwaizumi

💙 Chances are bro if ur working out he’ll be doin it with you the grind 💪🏻 doesn’t stop for my man iwa 😤

💙 However

💙 Sometimes he needs a lil rest and a snuggle. Sometimes it’s too cold and all he needs is to have you on his lap while he traces hearts over your skin

💙 And if you refuse because you’re “too busy”, he just can’t accept it bro iwa.exe cannot comprehend this function

💙 Like he’ll TRY to be understanding and hold off his needs til you’re done- but he does have a time limit bro and if you take too long finishing up he’s just gonna have to intervene

💙 He won’t even try to reason with you. After the first futile attempt at making you sit down, he’ll just give into his own desires

💙 Be prepared to just be picked up with his massive arms and escorted off to bed

💙 “You’ve been working too hard. You need to take a break or else your brain’ll give out babe-“ he’ll use as an excuse, but it’s not in his typical mom-like tone; it is a soft tone. A needy one if u will. U just gotta give in bro

Aone

💖 Bro he just has this LOOK in his eyes

💖 It’s the softest, sweetest look. Usually worn when he’s cold and has his fluffy jumpers on.

💖 It is the look of Mr. Aone needing a snuggle

💖 He’ll understand if you need to work though, and he’ll reside to watching a movie or helping you out if he can he’s so helpful lord pls what have we done as a race to deserve him

💖 When he realises you have overworked yourself, he becomes PLAGUED with the worry™️

💖 “Y/n... please take a break, the work isn’t going anywhere-“ he’ll reassure with a pleading look

💖 Doesn’t like to take direct action because he knows you won’t want that, but he will give you reminders when he feels you need them which is like every 5 mins lmao

💖 Eventually you give in to his sleepy eyes and realise that if you don’t stop working right now he’ll probably fall asleep on the table facing you

💖 He takes you to bed and works little massages into your skin, and is 100% the type to buy you a gift for working so hard, or taking you out to get your mind off the stress

💖 In conclusion he’s just an angel and you should idk,,, marry him fool

Futakuchi

💚 Lmao if u dating this IDIOT thn good luck in general u deserve a veterans discount

💚 U ever get them really clingy boyfriends?? Now u do. He’ll be all over you

💚 If he sees you working too much, or notices a few yawns escape your body- he makes it his number 1 mission to literally ANNOY you into giving up, cus he knows it’s the only way you’ll stop

💚 Sounds cute, but it’s infuriating

💚 Futakuchi: *throws a pencil at you, hitting you directly in the eye; claims it’s a form of love*

Futakuchi: “y/n, y/n, y/n, y/n, y/n, y/n, y/-“

You: “WHAT”

Futakuchi: “can we cuddle now?”

You: “no”

Futakuchi: “okay love u”

*less than 3 minutes later*

Futakuchi: “y/n, y/n, y/n-“

💚 He’s literally such a dork it’s adorable but damn if it doesn’t make you wanna set him on fire

💚 When you finally give in, he bridal style carries you to your room and pulls you onto his chest, wrapping you both up and making you laugh til you drift to sleep

💚 He’s a massive pain in the ass but he’s cute as fuck and you love him for it really plus he’s fun to annoy so win-win ^^

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[regesc]

@saigeonmain​   :    I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION SPECIFIC FOR YOUR BABE THAT ISN'T ON HERE; what is sex like for Noct as a trans person?

CLAPS HANDS okay cool!! lets do this!! under the cut for nsfw / detail / length.

honestly? i’ll start by saying: noct’s body dysphoria is pretty minimal. AGAIN i’ve stated before but 90% of his dysphoria is social / related to how people perceive him, and generally by the time you’re in a sexual relationship with someone they pretty much know you’re a guy so he rarely feels dysphoric in relationships especially if he’s with someone who is super SUPER understanding about gender / is even trans themselves. remmeber kids!! trans ppl can love their bodies!! gender euphoria exists!

so when it comes to sex! i would said it’s honestly pretty normal. like as you’d expect. though there r some things a little particular about them:

> noct prefers to stay clothed waist up. again his breasts r like. the one part of himself he gets antsy about, so his preferred mode of dress for sex is baggy tshirt! on the worst days he’ll probably try to get away wearing a binder (dont do this dont work out in binders please dont dont be like noct) or some kinda sports bra. i would say that his chest is a no - go when having sex UNLESS he gives express permission / touches there himself!

> he heavily prefers vaginal sex when his partner has a penis / uses toys lol, i dont think he has the brain capacity to ever even attempt anal he can barely function as a human being as it is LMAO. he simply enjoys his vagina! he does! he thinks its neat. as with most things though it does take some manner of trust to get him comfortable with his partner touching him: he’s quicker to trust if u also have a vagina / know what to do w/ him, that sorta solidarity makes it easier for him to Show himself fully bcus hes like ‘well you’ve seen it before ig’ but ultimately with time he’ll go from just letting u do the bare minimum to like, ‘please eat me out im begging im begging im beg’ 

> he usually prefers to be on the bottom but his mood can shift drastically with his comfort level: one minute he’s laying there pillow prince-ing it up and the next u have a very ego-fuelled power bottom on your hands! i wouldnt say he’s passive or what but he just kinda !!! enjoys being taken care of, but there are moments where his own quietness makes him sorta. hmm. dysphoric? hes like. wait im man. & he will attempt to take control for a brief moment. you kinda just. have to let it happen. 

> sex w/ men vs. women is different to him bcus his attraction to men vs. women is different: with men he gets cocky, kinda Loud, kinda ‘i could take u >:)’ but his attraction to women is so .. soft & understanding? w/ a lady partner cis or trans or nb or whatever he would rlly just spend hours taking care of them if they asked him to!! like do u want the prince of lucis on his knees bcus thats how u get him on his knees!! vs. being w/ a guy. he would absolutely turn the entire thing into a fight. lmao. like a show off of how masculine he is.

 i feel like!! how ur attraction to different genders can vary when ur bi comes under the trans umbrella bcus his relationship w/ his own gender affects it / his dysphoria affects it. he would. absolutely. smooch a lady. for a tleast an hour. AT LEAST. & he is a touch more dominant in that regard-- though still a dumb 0 braincell bottom! lol

> he’s learnt to be vocal about his wants/needs so hes not quiet! he’ll tell you if something makes him uncomfortable. though he has this bad habit of his first reaction to being embarrassed being ‘FUCK OFF STOP IT’ which w/ the msot understanding partners usually leads to a game of stop and go that gets frustrating LOL. but he just ! knows what he wants, what makes him comfortable, even if it embarrasses him he’s going to ask for it. so if ur doin it wrong ur gonna know.

> the one thing that does give him anxiety is when the topic of birth control comes up. he isn’t using it nor is he on T so he’s like. neurotic about condom usage when it comes to Puttin Stuff In if ya catch my drift. he’s not emotionally stable enough to give lucis an heir.

> also to note w/ a partner: he is needy & horny & u wont get away from him. that isnt related to being trans thats just noctis. 

anyway thanks for reading !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trans rights. 

#WORLDBUILDING ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ☠ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ like prometheus: all fire & love punished for the act of living in defianceㅤ . #in case it bothers some ppl: i do use ''''feminine''''''''''' words to refer to nocts body #FJHGDFJ DANCING AROUND IT IS SO BIZZARE TO ME but if u do it more power to u #THANK U 4 T HIS ASK SAIGE I LOVE TALKIN ABT NOCT FEELIN HIMSELF!! #me smacking the rpc's front desk over and over normalise talking abt this stuff im watching you fuckers

[iinterminatis]

no fuckin idea how i got here lad, not a swimming clue, but i stayed because YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE BABE ? not to mention your writing is, phenomenal, its beautiful, its fucking insane actually, i am not worthy to be ur writing partner or ur friend. ur too good, too pure, i am a mere mortal

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[aleister-rourke]

every chapter of the freshman series

mc: lmao anyway who wants some UNINVITED relationship advice babes!!!!! i can give u that !!!!! not much else but i can give u that !!!!!!!!!!!

chris: i’m a good ol’ american boy with a face like apple pie :):):):)  haha what do you mean i’m not realistic enough :):):):):):):)

james: what’s up i’m Bichael J. Mordan

kaitlyn: i’m punk as FUCK nobody even fucking DARE try and HELP me out with my FAILING BAND............. actually could u like stick ur nose into my business constantly please please pl

becca: i’m Blonde.... i’m Skinny...... i’m Rich....... and i’m a little bit of a Bitch.... (Legally Blonde AU)

zig: i’m just here to chill and be cute you guys what the fuck is going on wit y’all messy bitches

zack: i’m gay and that’s abt it for my character!!! oh also i have relationship troubles sometimes but for the most part i’m just gay :)

vasquez: World Is A Fuck 1989 Kill ‘Em All Born To Die

tyler: Garbage Boy. Garbage Boy Stink Man.

abbie: honey what is you doin...... ur way too smart and WAYY too fkn cute to be with tyler’s musty crusty bitch ass....... get urself a real Mans..... paint smth idk bitch ily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twombly: Fabio slowly reached down and cupped her face, muscles muscling muscley as he muscled, kissing her. “Oh Fabio, please [redacted for the safety of everyone involved]”

yasmin: SNAKE!!!! EVIL SNAKE WOMAN!!!!! LEAVE JICHAEL M. BORDAN ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

madison: i’m a ray of sunshine and by far the best character in this entire series and yet you won’t see me after sophomore :))))

edgar: dungeons and dragons and despair and incel forums

sebastian: I’m Blonde..... I’m Skinny..... I’m Rich.... and I’m a Little Bit of A Bitch (version 1.2.02, bug fixes, new skin)

natasha: literally that vine of those two like.... Children in a dance battle except it’s her and kaitlyn

amara: actually???? you don’t deserve all this drama bby you’re precious and i support u

darren: wholesome jock content

nathan: i would’ve fucked your Snake Ass if i had the diamonds: an autobiography by me, a dumb thot

kassidy: persecute THis

beau: Tip: I Am So Fucking Mad

aj: “a child.” “No-”

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[camisaido]

hq chapter 332 is gonna be a sweet sweet thing, backlit by the dawn that is the announcement of season four

lets g’bro

and we start of with an immediate

“HEY HEY HEY! LETS GO LETS GO! KEEP UP!!”

I lov e him so much 

what an amazing spike! what a great trajectory!! wow!!!

and theres the cartoonish panels of everyone wooing with their arms up and eyes stars that ive missed so much

hinata, bc hes bo’s son and tanaka bc hes the only one who appreciates such amazing spikes

akaashi ur staring

AND ANOTHER  HE SPIKED AGAIN I LOVE HIM

he fistpumped while squatting on the ground what a man

hah they received the other teams spike 

bo just spiked and someone received it but he looks like hes gonna die from the sheer force behind it and its a score for us guys

its the guns bruh

our man bo works out yknow

and he turned around victoriously with his arm in the air, pointer finger at the sky

thats not how u flip someone off bokuto

karasuno freakin out on the sidelines is us af

and we’re at 17-20 to mujinazaka

and bo is in the air for a jump serve

mid-leap

and akaashi is entranced I can see

and he served

so strong im whimpering 

its in

goal

oh my god

hes so strong

guys dyou think he knows how hot he is

bc he should

he should know how b-beautiful he is

 “HE JUST WONT STOP! BOKUTO KOUTAROU CANNOT BE STOPPED!”

guys akaashi just said

softly but with feeling, drenched in sweat, in complete awe

‘wow’

some man just said ‘wow! if only he played like that all the time’ who tf

ew they received the serve

and theyre setting

‘wakatsu-san’ ugh bitch

akaashi received but it went out and he looks so under pressure and stressed these guys are so annoying

bokuto and wakatsu are having a stare-off

bo looks like hes smiling and grinding his teeth

21-19 to mujinazaka

oh my god komi just received wakatsu’s spike and he looks so intense 

ITS KENMA!! BABY BOY!

kn “bokuto must be inspiring his team” 

yea he has that tendency to inspire people wherever he goes yknow

akaashi ur doing great sweetie dont let those assholes get you down

his set was so graceful im lov

fuck

FUCK!!! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

apparently

he prolonged contact with the ball

and its a point for mujinazaka

ugh

oh my god

hes getting depressed

I know what hes thinking keiji dont

everyones like oh its chill it was close dw bout it

hes like

‘sorry’

and hes thinking abt bo 

with his back turned, 

posture saying 

“keep up”

no

dont do it how dont do it

akaashi-

‘if only I were like kageyama or miya atsume-STOP’

FUCKIND DAMMIT KEIJI

FUCK

SHIT

goddammit im

im crying I hate this so much

okay

okay its the nekos im fine

I think

tora: I guess it happens sometime,, nothin goes the way u want it to

kn, concerned: somethings def off with akaashi today 

aka ‘keiji r u okay ily’

tora, wisely: I guess there are things that make him nervous after all

kenma: NER...VOUS??????? AHA?? AHA?? WTFFFF

tora: weeell their opponent is ‘kiryuu of kyuushuu‘

kenma rn: lmaoo wtf

‘wow tora ur bein such a big kiryuu fan maybe u should shave a pattern into ur hair too’

“nope there’d be too much goin on with my hair then”

kenma: LMAO

ahh kuros thoughts hes been quiet

kuro’s thoughts: akaashi is calm and collected but at the same time he is an earnest guy with a strong sense of duty

wow gay much

out loud

“just now when we played against karasuno for a sec there everything in the gymnasium disappeared and it felt like a practice match and all I could think was that i have to secure the next point”

shit yeah I rmbr that flashback to the training camp it was wild

‘practice like you play and youll play like u practice’ damn tora thats deep

‘u cant have good times all the time’ wow tora on a roll aren't u

oh fuck

bokuto

babe

hes sayin “if akaashis havin an off day why dont we sub him out for a bit?”

and theyre doin it oh

akaashi, head down and eyebrows furrowed ‘...im sorry’ fuckin stfu

what a martyr

bo, softly,

“hey, you “ thats gay ”I bet youre thinking, ‘this is a match we definitely cant afford to lose’ or smth, yeah?”

akaashi looks up and theres the lil exclamation mark above his head

hes like ‘!’

and bos like “bullseyeeee” 

oh my god he did lil fingerguns I see the bisexual energy

akaashi: ...

bokuto, eyes intense as is now apparently the norm and smiling

wow he really is hinatas dad

“well then here is the thing. up until now, have you ever thought that it’d be okay if we lost a match?”

akaashi looks like hes just had a revelation lmaoo

okay so bokuto might be confusing u guys

what he means is

its never been okay to lose a match before

so why is the thought of losing so scary now?

konoha, pissed and confused at bo who is usually the leader of the akaashi protection squad: 

‘JUST CAUSE YOURE IN TOP SHAPE DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND-’

no, chill babe its okay

bokuto, faithfully and smilin

“akaashi’s not a giant baby like me. he wont cry cause hes benched. anyways he’ll be back soon, all cool and collected, you’ll see.

I mean,

this is akaashi we’re talkin’ about here.”

wow

thats really fuckin’ gay bokuto 

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