#They'll never be canon.

[chuuyafucks]

If skk doesnt get a happy ending together by the end of bsd I will film myself jumping off of a cliff

#They'll never be canon. #DONT SAY THAT #they will never be kissing and confessing theur feelings to each other dramatically in canon #Thats the sickest part #bsd #skk

[ruporas]

can’t talk about it

[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The comic starts with the sounds "thud, thud, click". Vash, mid-action of peeling an apple, turns to the sound, noticing who it was that entered, and says, "Oh, Wolfwood, you're back." He resumes back to his apple in the next panel as he speaks, "Where'd you go? You snuck out of bed quickly this morning..." Wolfwood's hand then enters the panel, hovering over Vash's cheek and Vash looks up as Wolfwood asks, "Can I?" Vash responds, "Not going to talk about it?" while using a hand to gently hold Wolfwood's hovering hand and presses a kiss to his inner palm.

Vash then gets up fully, setting down the knife down on the table and the apple onto a plate, He leans into Wolfwood as Wolfwood explains, "Had to meet someone. Nothing interesting to talk about." Vash kisses Wolfwood's left cheek and a hand moves to cup his other cheek while muttering, "You're being vague." Wolfwood says neutrally, "If yer really that curious, keep askin'. We  can talk about that instead of doing this." Vash leans back and responds, "Let's talk after, since... You look so tired."

The panel pans to a close up of Wolfwood's downcast eyes, bags heavy underneath his eyes. He doesn't allow Vash to sit in that moment for long though, then saying, "Yer not helping, Spikey. Being all slow with it... I could fall asleep right now." He moves his hand to start unclasping Vash's coat, starting from his collar. Vash with red cheeks, responds briskly, "Oh, shut up. I'm worried about you. I can't be worried?"

The final shot shows Wolfwood's back to the viewer while Vash's softened expression can be seen as he holds gently onto the side of Wolfwood's face and a hand firm on his waist. Wolfwood responds, "I'm fine, seriously," pausing for a moment before continuing, "Is it okay to still..?" Vash responds, "Yeah, it's okay."

The next image is a shot from later that night after the previous comic. Vash and Wolfwood are now in bed, half naked. Wolfwood's buries his face into Vash's chest, his arms wrapped around him, while Vash is petting at his hair. Vash reminds him, "Hey. You said we'd talk about it." Wolfwood pauses for a moment before piping up, "In the morning? I'm sleepy." Vash says, "Okay..."

The next two pages start from the morning after. Wolfwood is already fully awake, pulling on his outer jacket as he says to Vash, whos' still bundled in his blankets, "Breakfast is on the table. Make sure to eat it. I'm going to grab some things in town and then we're leavin'. Got it?" Vash says, "Mh." Wolfwood responds, "Good. See ya in a bit." The dialogue starts to shift into Vash's inner thoughts now, as he gets up and eats toast, thinking, "Wait. Weren't we supposed to... talk about it?" The next shot then shows him fully up, meeting Wolfwood in town. He carries a half worried expression with him while Wolfwood slides on his glasses for him. A quick panel shows Wolfwood's tired expression from the night before and quickly juxtaposes with Wolfwood in front of him who's smiling gently, the shades covering his eye bags. Wolfwood asks him, "Still not awake yet?" Vash pauses, his thoughts stirring, thinking, "Oh. I guess I was getting ahead of myself... thinking you owe me that kind of honesty." He smiles at Wolfwood and responds, "I'm awake!" His thoughts continue, "Maybe one day, you'd trust me enough to share your burdens."

The final image shows Wolfwood pulling at Vash's cheek and Vash complains, "Owwwww why..." Wolfwood quickly says, "You were thinking something stupid, right? It's all over yer face." Vash mutters, "Nooo, I wasn't..." END ID]

#vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #Theyre both thoroughly exhausted tired individuals -- vash having to fight this lonely battle for over a hundred years and getting dragged #back into inevitable situation with knives after a 2 years hiatus of being a gunslinger. they both need so much Rest and comfort in this #department... .SIGHS. BUT I JUST THINK ABOUT WOLFWOOD . AND HOW... LITTLE He has existed on no man's land. how majority of his years being #alive is being used as a weapon and to kill when him at his very core is the most giving and selfless individual ever #badlands rumble inspired me a bit but i do think wolfwood gets dragged into occasional tasks from the eye of michael while on his duty of #guiding vash -- or i think that one chapter where we got to see other members of eom -- there's like a clear division within the eom too #i think.... so i figured similarly to vash but not to the same amount -- there are people that look for wolfwood too. but most of the time #it's probably wolfwood that has to look for someone else and take them out. i feel like it happens ever so occasionally. #evidentially these two don't talk enough canonically but they always know how to express things properly to affirm that they're okay #they have the worst time ever sharing burdens - can't willingly burden the other and has neeever asked for help or reprieve in their #desperate situations... vw is a huge case of right person wrong time syndrome so they just. in the time they get to spend together -- even #if romantically - they don't have enough time to heal to get over that kind of hurdle. They've just never asked for help in all the years #they've been alive -- they don't even know how to and its just aughhhsgskg #and well! they don't even need to ask! because they'll be there for each other anyway at the end of the day -- company and presence alone. #ruporas art

[furiosophie]

#thranto #thrawn #eli vanto #something something we deserve a soft epilog my love #something something your story's in my fingertips you'll never wash away #something something they'll always find they're way back to each other in the end #something something what if i cry about them again #listen ahsoka season two eli rocks up on dathomir takes thrawn by the scruff of the neck and drags him back to the ascendancy #canon is whatever i and that 150k thranto fic i wrote want it to be #soph arts #id in alt text

[starry-bi-sky]

okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.

So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).

Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.

Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021 Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021 San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021

Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.

Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)

Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.

It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dpdc #plus amity suddenly going 'we have ghosts' could be seen as a case of city-wide FOMO finally hitting so nobody believes them #and thats if the belief of ghosts not being real is as strong as it is in dp canon #the media blackout could also be /city-induced/ too #where amity parkers are so proud of being 'normal' and 'not having superheros' that many of them try and deny the existence of Phantom #and the mayor and news sources themselves just. stubbornly refuse to let news of ghosts get out to the other cities #do you know how much shit they'll get?? they'll be a laughingstock! #gothamites would never leave them alone. neither would central city or the metropolitans or starling city or-- #the other big cities will make fun of them :( #my new favorite hc that stemmed from this is that every major city in the dcu is rivaling with each other #there's a lot you can experiment with this idea imo lmao #this whole post sums up my writing and thinking process pr well tbh #this stemmed because im making a childhood friends au short story doc and wanted to avoid the typical tropes about how AP went undetected #from the rest of the US. bc. im not a fan of the media blackout idea via tucker/technus/gov and i wanted to keep AP an urban city #so i had to come up with something else #hence me looking into DCU cities and how many there are and realizing that there is a decent amount of other cities other than the main #popular ones and being DELIGHTED because then i could use that as an excuse for why amity went overlooked. bc there are many cities with #heroes in it. so its not surprising if another city gets a hero TOO. plus the news also focusing on more popular heroes and cities so again #the news of amity getting a hero gets drowned out by whatever new thing the JL or someone from the JL did that week

[mroddmod]

catching up

#needing so badly to see his reaction to getting arrested but i know it will probably never be seen lol #mod hoping for things in canon and knowing that they'll never happen so he just draws them himself #god mode #anyway #stranger things #stranger things 5 #stranger things 4 fanart #stranger things fanart #stranger things 4 #st #st4 #jim hopper #el hopper #el hopper byers #hopper family #modsisawesome #mods draws #mods art

[33-001]

Mob taking Reigen as last name, because the sound of it means so much to them both after years of adressing his soon-to-be husband with that name. Mob taking Reigen as last name to put the family part into Arataka's family name.

vs

Arataka taking Kageyama as last name, because Mob's family is important to Mob while the only importance the name Reigen has for Arataka is that Mob adressed him as such for years. Arataka taking Kageyama as last name because Mob wants him to become part of the Kageyama family.

(it's a draw)

#reimob #mobrei #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #I forgot this in my drafts for weeks #i love both... both very valid. both very wholesome. #i see Kageyama much more often but personally I am a bit partial to Reigen... Mob will not lose any family ties over that after all #& well. I'd miss the name we all know Reigen by #plus uh ... the japanese same-sex adoption workaround... yeah #while I love the thought of it not being needed and all being well in the world etc etc #I personally hc that they'll use the adoption workaround to be recognized as a family unit by law so that means older adopts younger #I also hc that Reigen slowly reconciles with his family post-canon. they'll never be on great terms but they'll get better. #Mob helps tbh. like just by being Mob y'know how he does it #on my sappy bullshit again aren't I #immoral gr**ming ship they say & I'm out here full of the sappiest brainworms I've ever had about some fictional guys

[iceysnow]

istg men will be like: "yeah i love being married!" then not want to be forcefully castrated (possibly die but who cares?) and forced to be a bride forever in an insane asylum to a delusional incel serial killer with childhood trauma and anger issues 😐😴😑

#eddie gluskin #waylon park #outlast #outlast whistleblower #weddie?? #weddie #idk anymore actually #shitpost #funfact: eddie is the first pyschopathic main villain with mommy/daddy issues and wants to start a family- #and I a also ship with a twink like character that i know they'll never canonically date that I've hyper fixated on :) #note: he is not the last though.... (I don't know what it is that they do to me...)

[poorgay]

oomf posted this on their csf and it pissed me off so bad i had to steal it and make this edit

#oomf is banned on tumblr so they'll never see this #they dont get credit either fuck them #verdante #ig #its only cause oomf wants to fuck vergilius canonically... #♡ limco ♡ #dante lcb #limbus company

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

*chants quietly while reading theories about the Ahsoka show*: "no matter what happens with canon!Thrawn, you'll always have fanon!Thrawn. No matter what happens with canon!Thrawn, you'll always have fanon!Thrawn. No matter what happens with canon!Thrawn, you'll always have fanon!Thrawn - "

#MR ZAHN PLEASE COME BACK I'M WORRIED #thrawn #mitth'raw'nuruodo #Ahsoka series #Ahsoka show #Clinging to the Wacky Space Adventures of Thrawn and Ezra like a lifeline rn #I know that was never going to be canon HOWEVER I'm worried that they'll go full generic bland overarching threat with him #Ar'alani come get him please he needs someone to yell at him #The only reason he would do this whole heir to the Empire thing is to use the resources of the fallen empire to combat the grysk #Which would make sense BUT I don't think the showrunners are interested in pursuing that

[sparky-is-spiders]

I can accept basically any trans/nb reading of Jon however my personal favorites are transmasc Jon who transitioned physically and socially as early as possible and just never mentioned it to anyone cause it wasn't any of their business OR Jon being the most repressed transfem/nb in existence. They'll be talking about gender or whatever and Jon will be like "it's normal to feel totally disconnected from your gender all the time and also vaguely want boobs. That's just a guy thing I think." only for whoever they're all talking to to go "wtf no?? It's not????"

#please don't make this about j//mart or martin #only jon reading I can't accept is cis #sorry I just don't see it #idk might just be projection #but I think jon has really complicated feelings about gender that they don't know how to articulate #and they're also super private so they just. never mention it. #actually love literally any depiction of jon where they had a super wild personal life (band/mechs!jon punk!jon w/e) that they don't think #is important to mention ever. but occasionally they'll drop some random detail completely casually and then not understand why everyone els #is confused #like. I think jon's childhood probably wasn't super wild beyond the mr spider stuff #and once they started working at the institute I think they tried to lean really really hard into the boring respectable academic aesthetic #but I think uni jon was either the most dull shut-in workaholic OR doing really weird shit between classes with no inbetween #look I have a lot of jonthoughts ok? #anyway I think it's plausible that uni!jon was briefly non-repressed #actually adding to that: jon likes to break in to places to Investigate Them is practically canon to me. #ok anyway sorting tags. yeah I'm maintagging my jon mental illness #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #trans jon sims #trans jonathan sims #edit to add my new jon gender tag #jonder

[a-crystalclearsquid]

(okay, head's up because i'm kinda new to dc lore and i've only read and watched little of the comics and tv shows but-)

NO BECAUSE DC HAD EVERY FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO JUST MAKE DAMIAN AND JON CANON BUT BECAUSE THEY AGED-UP JON, THEY JUST SET HIM UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE??

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LIKE JAY BUT WHAT THE HELL MAN????

WHAT THE FUUUCKKK 😭😭

LIKE- DAMIAN AND JON ALREADY HAD GOOD CHEMISTRY AND ALL FROM SUPERSONS AND DC ALREADY CONFIRM JON TO BE BISEXUAL, SO WHAT'S STOPPING THEM FROM MAKING DAMIAN AND JON CANON? BECAUSE THEY'RE LITERAL CHILDREN? NOTHING A FUCKING TIMESKIP COULD SOLVE, FUCK THAT 😭😭

godammit man, my disappointment's immeasurable ...

#alex rants #yes i ship #damijon #or jondami #and i know they'll never be canon #but what the hell #i really like jay #but no offense to him really 😭 #i just can't believe it dc would do this 😭 #for longtime fans pls don't come at me #i'm just sad my little ship sank before it was even built

[annalyticall]

Being a new Robin and Zoro fan is killing me when all the figures I can find of them are just Male Gaze Robin and Male Power Fantasy Zoro. I know a lot of it has to do with their post timeskip design changes that I haven't gotten to in the show yet but some of these figures still have the ugliest sexual dimorphism I've ever seen like

Robin vs Robin Figures

Zoro vs Zoro Figures

Zoro protecting Robin vs Zoro protecting Robin Figure

Please let lesbians and bisexuals design their figures I can't take it anymore

#i don't even ship robin and zoro but if i did i would still think that last figure is terrible. y'all deserve better #so far i've only found one (1) zoro figure i like and it's a non-canon cowboy AU zoro with a rifle and no swords #and i only like it because it's the only figure that 1. keeps his leaner physique 2. keeps his tan and 3. doesn't fuck up his face #and i'm STILL on the lookout for a robin figure i like #so far i've only found a few i could tolerate but they still sexualize and whitewash her too much #this is exhausting. zoro and robin they'll never love you like i love you #anyways how funny would it be to have one zoro figure and it has none of his defining swords but instead a weapon he doesn't use in canon #anna watches one piece

[kenzie-ann27]

if macdennis actually does become canon, it'll have to go down as one of the greatest love stories in all of television history, and that's coming from the show where one of the two men involved has a dildo bike

#like... 16 seasons of build up! #no other show can say the same #i feel like... it has to go canon #what's the point of giving mac a crush on dennis to the point where it's actually sad if that will never go anywhere #it's depressing watching him genuinely love someone when they'll never feel the same way back #a lot of it with dennis i feel like is he has abandonment issues which is weird #it might be a self esteem thing #he has to be the one to leave the women because he doesn't want to risk actually getting attached and have them leave #he won't actually let himself come out or think about his feelings of mac because they've been friends for most of their lives #but i don't know if dennis actually knows how much mac cares for him #dtamhd is going to be something else i swear #anyway #that's how i see it #macdennis

[alexoreality]

You might not have to hear this but some one piece ships literally don't make sense that it gives me the ick 🥲 (some ships i just respect and leave alone, i'll color them in blue.) (And the ones that give me severe trust issues is purple)

AceSan - ...okay... The smirk...? What else...? Trauma bonding?? What...? I mean, its cute, i can leave the ship alone and its fans. I think this ship stemmed from the way Ace was drawn looking at Sanji *my boy was greasy* Y'all are horny though.- (sorry. But they'll get along so well with supporting and stuff- TRAUMA. MY GUY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT 😭

HanLu - thats a grown ass woman.

LawLu - and thats a grown ass man. (But Luffy's 19- AGE GAP???)

ZoSan - i'm sorry HUH. The two men that insult each other 24/7 were being shipped??? HUH. (But they respect each other- I KNOW THAT??? BUT GODDAMN THE FICS DON'T GET THEIR CHARACTER RIGHT 😭 ZoSan is a well-liked ship, but don't consider them canon and that they'll kiss after Zoro defeats Mihawk)

ZoBin - THAT IS HIS MOTHER FIGURE.

SaboSan - ...They never met 😶... and what if they do? Trauma bonding again?... Y'all I'm sorry but huh- how. Legitimately I'M SPEAKING RATIONALLY, HOW THE FUCK WOULD TWO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE??? THAT WAY???

UGH ITS JUST A 2D CHARACTER!!

Well DAMN YOU WEREN'T TREATING THEM LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS DISSING THEM??

#coming from a aroace so... y'all might think my opinion doesn't matter #my friends don't usually talk about their love lives in front of me cuz of it #but i've shown support and interest in them #i am the coach. not the player #zosan is really popular cuz they look hot with each other #i won't use their tags cuz i'm scared of getting comments #acesan i'll have a respect for since they do seem to have a chance to hit it off #also Sanji would've fucking kicked him if he tried 😐 #I once liked LawLu but i saw the red flags of the ship in general #age gap and all that also Law is stressed 24/7 with Luffy what #HanLu is just Hancock's reaction to a person treating her like a person. #and some people arr delulu enough to believe they'll be canon #SABOSAN. THAT SHIT EXISTS. Its funny that ASL is shipped with sanji and its Luffy having none of it bUT PEOPLE take is SERIOUSLY #i'm suffering what the hell #guys make the ship make sense #what?? the two of them look hot? #you think Franky isn't hot??? #SABO NEVER MET SANJI AND SANJI LITERALLY ONLH HEARS OF SABO FROM THE OTHERS #“its an au” well okay i won't argue there since ITS AN AU.

[p4nishers]

ok im getting kinda concerned with these leaks talk. did like guillermo kill freddie or smth???? like what happened that got yall SO mad??? i know we've been getting STRONG nandermo hints/vibes whatever but it was inevitable that they didn't become canon this season. like it's SLOW BURN, that is the point.

#dont wanna be rude at all im just sayin i never expected canon nandermo this season nor next season im sure they'll slow burn it long as #possible #nah cause i saw someones tags talking abt the leak and it was like 'guillermo is a BAD PERSON we've been knew' so im slightly concerned for #freddies safety #like idek at this point but there's no way in hell im watching the leaks yall stay safe tho #oh and OF COURSE you are allowed to be upset im not trying to take that away at all im sorry if it came off like that i just thought we all #made peace with them not being canon this season idek know how that would go anyway bc at the end of the day they're both in a relationship #but yeah the disappointed is one thing you cant control #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless #wwdtis spoilers #guillermo de la cruz #wwdtis season 4 #wwdits #wwdtis #wwdits leaks

[bylertruther]

fantasy au where will finds dragon eggs in his lil castle byers nook in the wilderness equivalent, but hardly anyone thinks they'll ever actually hatch even if they do indulge him and his fantasies about those old fossils.

still, will always makes sure to keep them safe and warm, tending to them with the same sweetness he treats all creatures. he talks to them so they're not lonely by telling them about his day as he's settling into bed and playing them music when he gets ready in the morning. he changes the blankets they nest in, wrapping them up nice and snug. he laces up his boots and ventures out to retrieve them always, no matter the weather, whenever lonnie's had enough of his delusions and thrown them away somewhere, hoping that he'll finally give up on this boyish folly of his.

mike is different, though. he's always had faith in will's dragon eggs, and he's actually the first person that will showed them to (something something it's part of those "special privileges" he's always bragging about to dustin and lucas). he made will a list of all the names he thinks might fit them, for when they hatch of course, and it's one that they're constantly adding to whenever they think of a new one.

will's never said it aloud, but while he fully supports this list, and appreciates it dearly, he's always intended on letting mike name the blue one whatever he so desires. they're his dragons, yes, but will trusts mike and he wants him to be a part of this. he is a part of this already, he always has been, and will would have it no other way.

#takes the duffers' canon mpreg tht's horrific and turns it into something cool where will can get a dragon like he's always wanted #bc he deserves it 👍 #he is Mother #the eggs take ages to hatch n i imagine that they go through a s3 arc where mike gives up hope and in an argument tells will that they'll #never hatch and in will's heartbreak and rage he accidentally knocks the blue one over and it cracks :( #but it's okay! #and then Danger^tm finds them bc of course it fucking does but thts when the eggs finally hatch and um. well. yes they are babies #tht can only just barely warm up a marshmallow but thts ok bc they'll grow in time and its all abt Belief in oneself yk . nods at u #i jus like to think of will with a lil baby dragon on his shoulder n mike with one perched on his hand tht almost singes his brows off #and will's is the one that's more headstrong and snippy & mike's is the one that's more mellow n sweet #bc complementary natures n all that :^) #also i say the blue one's mike's but rly they belong to both of them bc they're the parents. in case tht wasn't clear 🧐 #au #mine #jus me n my aus against da world........