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doppel-dean-er · 10 months

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it will always be funny to me how Jon/The Archivist progressed from "god I fucking hate martin. i hate him so much he's literally the worst and is not qualified at all for this job. I don't care of this is a violation, I genuinely want to make this job as horrible for him as possible just so he quits because I fucking hate him. I got him out of the institute and finally felt happiness for the first time in 30 years. I kind of hope he dies. I really hope he dies. I might kill him myself" in season one, to "I think martin should stay behind when we go fight evil monsters. because he'll slow us down. definitely because he'll slow us down and not because I care about him" in season three, to "omg hiiiii darling hi baybee hi love of my life light of my life my wittol toenail clippings :333 you're adorable and you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, I love you and will kill myself to protect you. and the human race or whatever :3333" in season five. character development at it's finest

#This is dramatized but still true #jon would never say the last bit but he's thought it #he's sappy in his thoughts 10x the way he's sappy in his words #it's 2:30 in the morning im not coherent at all but this is true to me #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #jonmartin #martin blackwood #jarchivist #jmart

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spitinsideme · 2 months

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good morning kisses before ragatb goes to work (bimbo ragatba x tomboy pomni au)

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goldshitter · 3 months

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i started volume 4 of the ln (man am i glad theres so much more content, i burned through the anime and manga in the past two weeks) and theres so many gasp-worthy passages and mindboggling twists but this passage im wheezing

#i made that post a while back about every detail in this story being used later on #i said that without having read the manga yet #so my view on lakan has shifted dramatically #but i think the details part still hold true #the apothecary diaries #volume 4 spoilers #idk how to tag #light novel spoilers

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roraimae · 10 months

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#dnd #dungeons and dragons #changeling #sketches #digital art #illustration #some avery expressions cause their face gave me trouble #do I technically have an out cause y'know changeling? ye but that feels like cheating lmao #also technically this isn't their TRUE form but it's their default form that's still supposed to convey that they're a changeling #they can be open about it and unless actively in disguise they are because changing is very fun #can't give yourself fangs or grow or do anything for the dramatic effect if you're trying to hide your ability #nocturnal arts

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eelslippers · 1 year

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I still cant believe dream works was like? You know what? Why not just show a moment of a genuine REAL panic attack experienced by a recognizable beloved animated character from a franchise everyone knows and loves and then not make a joke about it but rather show it as a real moment in a way that the audience can relate to

#puss and boots the last wish #spoilers #like when puss and boots had a panic attack #like A REAL PANIC ATTACK #there were no jokes about it #there was no dramatic music #just still silence #as he hyperventilated and laid there #like that was so real #and when perrito came #and didnt knoe what to do so he just rested his head on him to try and calm in down in the only way he knew how #and then we watched as his breath slowly calmed down. there was no rush. there was no instantly calm. a slow gradual pacing #as his breath calmed. it was just so real. so raw. they used that moment to fully show the true fear of the situation #in all of the action sequences of tje movie it qas such a stark difference bur omg it was so good.

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worstsequence · 1 year

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who else is here on this day thinking about eddie lovey dovey free with affection known dustin for not even a year uses his dying breath to tell him he loves him munson

#hes so ebbiecakes sorry... you can make him mean all you want based on you misunderstanding the cafeteria scene in your own special ways #it will never be true <3 #'hes very judgey and pretentious. literally has a munson doctrine with set rules' oh? the one he mentioned in his #dramatized retelling of how he thinks steve is really cool and that judgeing him based on highschool cliquey stereotypes would be wrong #and that if he WAS the judgey gatekeepy dick you all want him to be so desperately that its something hes clearly reexamined vis a vis #steve ur so cool speech? and WOULDNT be something hed still be doing to steve?#that one? thats your citation cool cool i see yes of course #what if disney princesses were FUCKED UP! buzzfeed thread type of take to me. its fine. do as u please #he just wants to play his little guitar.. cc were practing in that garage having fun and smiling and giggling playing their little songs #🐯.archive #eddie meta

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unopenablebox · 4 months

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oh my god i was trying to remember something about which part of i-guess-now-ukraine my dad's family was from and we have this incredibly goofy Family History Website some of my aunts and uncles maintain so i just looked there and

there's a section my uncle wrote about the Old Country that's like "[some guy] found our website looking for more information on the town both our families are from, and his family history is remarkably similar to ours! his great-great-uncle joseph ALSO fled to america after shooting a cossack who was attacking a local woman! crazy!!!"

and like. buddy.

#yeah weirdly a lot of jews DO have a ~family lore~ narrative that's just extremely thinly remixed Moses: Origins #both because it sounds cooler and gives a more psychologically affirming narrative than 'well odessa got pogromed again so--'#even though. if you look at the actual timeline. that was unquestionably the situation #i am somewhat more confident that my mom's family's central Patriarch Escapes From Romania narrative is true simply because #i at least haven't met anyone else who was specifically like 'yeah he was a teenager going to be conscripted into the romanian army #so he hid in a haycart until he reached the ottoman empire'#still dramatic but not like a direct exodus retelling.#box opener

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yamatonikado · 5 months

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ya'know what's f**ked up? the fact that I STILL get chikaita brainrot even though i haven't viewed, touched, or interacted with ANY kind of A3 media in what feels like years? when did they stop updating the EN servers? it was before that even. and yet despite this itaru and chikage live in my brain rent free tending to the chikaita brainworms in my brain content garden. i cannot escape them and their messed up relationship.

#help is this what a true otp is? oh no #to me and im sure ive made this clear by now theyre the type of pairing that are on and off bc #dramatic emo voiceover: we're no good together but without you im no good #chikaita #is this ship even still alive in canon i have no idea whats going on with a3 anymore like do we still get chikaita doki doki moments #does the source material still provide the viewer/player with these strange chikaita moments that feel impossible to digest unless #thru a shipper's lens? i have no idea but i will ship them till i die i guess #chikage utsuki #itaru chigasaki #im gonna bite my fist i can never let em go

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mjfass · 2 years

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Now we are going to see the Blackpool Combat Club being an actual, real team. They have no championships and no “mentor”, but they do have each other. And they will murder and hurt anyone who tries to end that… even if that includes William Regal.

#aew #bcc #blackpool combat club #this sounds so dramatic but it’s true #sorry I was writing the sinopsis for my short film lol so I’m still thinking about it #lexie speaks

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sleepless-in-starbucks · 1 month

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echoing moon you are Also one of my v first internet friends and led me to meeting many wonderful people + set me on the path to like. Actually Make Internet Friends and i will forever be sappy about it ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ˘ ³˘)♥

sitting in my room crying sniffling did you guys know human connections are everything . i need to lie down

#tone tag dramatic but also real and true yknow #the cryptid speaks #meri #anon reunion party bash 2024 #genuinely it's so. im so touched so many of y'all a) remember me b) still care enough about me to do this #like . wow . anon closet had a real and large impact that was lasting and im not actually the only one who thinks of it/misses it #the world is vast and wild and im finding inner peace

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mayasaura · 2 years

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In light of Nona I want to amend my Princess Bride AU very slightly. Harrow and Gideon as Buttercup and Wesley of course, and Ianthe stays Prince Humperdick. But Inigo and Fezzik are Camilla and Pyrrha.

That way Pyrrha gets to collect them all up at the end and take them away to her farm

#Pyrrha was still in love with Gideon's mother and wanted to raise her as her daughter #she figures this out in her duel with Gideon toward the beginning when Gideon's rescuing Harrow from her kidnapping #and tries to make a case for it as a reason to bring Gideon back #the true argument that gets dismissed as a dramatically over the top lie lmao #I'm debating if John should be the one planning to kill Harrow to start a war #or if for the sake of simplicity Ianthe gets Humperdink's whole deal #I was leaning to the simple answer #but that might actually be a good way to get Ianthe to let them go at the end without putting up a fight #like she doesn't get Harrow either way so when push comes to shove she'd prefer Harrow to be alive and doesn't particularly want a war #she'd still be a skeezy slimeball who murdered Gideon so she wouldn't get in the way of the wedding ofc #Not an Ianthe redemption fic just an attempt to keep her in character bc she does actually care about Harrow #just not enough to make trouble for herself by standing up for her lmao #ntn spoilers #the locked tomb #tlt princess bride au #pyrrha dve #griddlehark

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div1nity · 8 months

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◜⠀ 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒⠀⠀⠀ —⠀⠀ ،،̲ 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 , 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 ﹗

𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗈 , 𝑖 𝑔𝑜 . 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖾 , 𝒊 𝒔𝒆𝒆 .

２０１７／２０２３ ⟋ it might be silly but making this got me so emotional , she's my baby girl , my little meow meow &. there is something about her that is , unironically , embedded in my soul for the rest of my lifetime - i've grown so much &. coraline has along side me , there is not a single moment where i can picture me NOT thinking about her . she means the absolute world to me , even though writing has been a struggle , the love i have for this girl is unmatched .

#the faceclaims radiate the same energy i cant explain it #there have been alt face claims but these are the M AI N ones #and if you remember the first two... you're a real one fr OISHFOIHFSF #the original draft of cora thinks she can knock out the newer version and that just isn't true #girl you would DIE #you are unhinged and mean . the new you actually cares and it makes her lethal as fuck as a result #also not to be dramatic but animated cora is forever my face thing #and mew is actually still the blueprint for some mannerisms #and still a study to this day #E V E R Y TH I N G I S C O N N E C T E D

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exausta-verytired · 16 days

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said this before but my parents getting together it's so funny my mom fully admits she was 18 heard there was a new lost little peruvian guy in town and the black maoist in her went "this is my moment this is for me!!". and of course he wasn't he was a leninist very critical of the simplistic dangerous route for dealing japanese imperialistic influence blah blah blah whatever. compared her to Donna Summer on their first conversation she still claimed him

#he's a couple months younger than her and they are so dramatic about it it's so funny #young love #true too my mother is a very beautiful woman #also hate that he passed the 'you can get beautiful women if you're a good ballroom dancer and guitarist'#to me but least I'm using it better (woman)#but it's true when we were still teens I learned how to play the elfen lied for a girl it worked so well didn't even need to watch it #also anime is real funny sometimes what is this amazing musical piece doing here???#for my parents it was part anything Sa & Guarabyra part a forró called Moça Bonita and I inherited the second one too...#mama really said 'not what I wanted but keep worshipping me and we might get somewhere' ahshdj #.txt

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pronounrespector · 27 days

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Can I say something