#This is so hot it’s killing me. 🥵

[conjuring-ghouls]

"No, no, no ☝🏻" he said. (x)

#i wasn't totally happy with these #but sharing anyways because of his stare! #idk why this is so hot but it is ok 👌🏻 #the eye contact is slowly killing me 🥵 #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa emeritus iv #papa copia #papa 4 #papa iv #popia #copia #papa emeritus 4 #my gifs #eye contact

[caryelwesmeow]

*dies*

#i am no longer sane #im not okay #he's killed me #he's so hot 🥵🥵🥵🥵 #look at him??? #cary elwes

[justjosty]

#I CAN’T #so hot 🥵 #all this content is killing me #tyson jost #josty

[illiana-mystery]

Hubby 💙

#hello #sir 🥵🥵🥵 #his name is hamish #but i want to call him hubby #goddamn it fred #stop being so hot #you're killing me hamish #sexy ass dilf #i need to fan myself off #hamish #requiem apache #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[drageverywhere]

💖💜💙💚

#vanessa vanjie mateo #OH MY GOD 🥵 #LIKE HOW!? #the body ody ody!!!! #I’m not okay #she’s trying to kill me for real #she’s so damn hot and stunning #the fact she's wearing the lingerie from the shoot with B makes it even better and sexier

[theromanticrationalist]

Amy: "Alright, mister! You owe Howard and Bernadette an apology." Sheldon: "Perhaps you're right. I'm sorry for my behavior. I've had alcohol and it's caused me to be inappropriate." Howard: "Don't worry about it." Amy: "Thank you." Sheldon: "Ain't she great?" Amy: *blushing* "Sheldon. . ." Sheldon: "Now how's about you get us a couple of beers!" *wallops Amy's behind with a good one* The Big Bang Theory 7x09 "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"

#you have NO IDEA how many times I've rewatched this #damn son #Sheldon is so freak'in hot when his texan comes out #I mean everything about this bonding between Bernadette's dad #and sheldon because HIS DAD DIES WHEN HE IS FOURTEEN #which means SEASON 7 OF YOUNG SHELDON IS GOING TO KILL ME #I HATE IT HERE #but that is for later #for now Amy's got herself a rough and tumble cowboy #🥵🥵🥵 #just shamy things #my favorite shamy quotes #the big bang theory #amy farrah fowler #sheldon cooper #Oh and did I mention smol and tol ships are like MY FAVORITE EVER #every episode I'm amazed at how freakishly tall Sheldon is #and how extra hot that makes him #and how I just want him to pick up Amy and carry her everywhere like the queen she is!

[game-set-canet]

(via Instagram @ aroncanet)

#both photos are killing me 🥵 #my god he is so hot #aron canet #moto2

[perfektblau]

In Bg3, I got that sadist priest to beat the sh** out of my character and then I went to the next room to torture a man 🙃

#they made that sadistic pain religion priest hot on purpose. I kept telling him to beat me harder oh yes harder lol #i want his clothes #I think I might have to kill for the clothes #which I don't want.. #the truth is I went far with the torture just bc I wanted astarions approval #I felt bad after #although I kinda liked part of it 🙈 #so I helped the man escape #shut up cici #🥵🥵🥵 #me being a nasty switch I'm sorry

[rosicheeks]

Submitted another 🙈🙈

🥵🥵🥵🥵

#you’re trying to fucking kill me I swear #you have such a pretty little pussy #and uhm yes I would let you eat my ass anytime you want 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 #seriously my pussy is numb and sensitive #thank you for sending me those 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 #you’re so hot 🥵 #ask #anon

[rosenallies]

Everytime I see Denali’s ass I wish I never quit figure skating . Maybe my ass would be that nice if I didn’t quit but I took one fall and ripped my tights in front of a bunch of ppl once and I was like hm no <3 never getting on the ice other than to just skate around ever again <3

#i also kinda hated it I rlly only liked the sparkly dresses otherwise everytime I had practice I wanted to kill myself #the girlies were always in like yoga pants at practice and I was like no catch me in my little sparkly skirts bc that’s all I’m here for <3 #the only reason I started was bc I think I was gay for this girl I used to watch skate while my brother had hockey practice 🫣 #she was so hot my little 9 year old ass was like 😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥵🥵😁😁🤧🤧🥺😞🫣🤔🤔

[christineead]

First kill my beloved

You know after the first episode I was not convinced which suprised me because I… am like one of the few people who still watches riverdale… so like I should be desensitised to cheesy dialogue bad CGI and no reason sex-scenes.

Also I literally watch anything if it’s gay- like the shit I’ve watched… (I watched Bad girl, I watched deadly illusions and the girls that get it get it, the girls that don’t don’t)

Still I was not into it.

THE THING IS I WANTED TO LIKE IT SO BAD. Then I waited a couple of days. I have now picked it up again and I am on episode 7 and let me tell you… I was wrong. This show is everything! Is this what twilight was for straight girls because I get it now-

Is it good? No. It is great!

-the characters? God tier

-the plot? God tier

-“I ate your mom because she was insulting our family”? God tier

-anything the gaslight, gate keep,girlboss sister does? God tier

-ripping out spines? Disgusting but god tier

Like it is still trashy but I love it. Not every piece of lesbian media has to be like a portrait of a lady on fire.

Don’t judge it after the first 2-3 episodes it gets better.

Don’t be like me- be better ✨

#first kill #wlw #the moment I realised the mom was the other girl from Gia- queen #also she is so hot :’) #and the sister? please #she could kill me and I would thank her #also cal🥵 #anyway go watch it #it has ​vampires what more could you want #netflix

[romulan-gender]

Currently being forcibly reminded of my weakness for mean elves whilst playing the Witcher games

#also why I have a blog dedicated to romulans…. #but listen IF they didn’t want me to side with the scoi’atel then they shouldn’t of made the faction leaders so damn hot #literally the only thing I know about iorveth is that he tried to kill me #and I’m all 🥵

[mahgyu]

Toji smut + N$FW audio

• minors do not interact! 

──── You are the little doll that Toji uses as his cum dump, and you like it.

When Toji starts penetrating you, your body immediately ignites with pleasure. With his large male body pressed against yours, his chest crushing your sensitive breasts and your intimate area throbbing, a pleasurable pain takes over your private parts. "No matter how many times I fuck you, you stay so tight..." Toji murmurs in your ear. "When we're done here, I'll leave you all opened up... That's a promise, little doll."

Toji forces his hips back and thrusts forward again, no pity or mercy from your inner walls. He then pulls your legs up, resting them on his shoulder, kissing your heels and squeezing your breasts, making you moan louder. Your eyes fall on his sculpted body, and noticing your hungry gaze, Toji chuckles casually, messing with your senses. "Can you turn over for me? I want to fuck your pussy while leaving my handprint on that ass."

You turn around, shamelessly rubbing your ass against his cock. "Like this?" you ask teasingly. "That's it, princess, just like that..." Toji whispers, almost groaning, as he penetrates you again. Your slippery insides prevent the same earlier pain. "So fucking hot" he says, practically growling, as he lands a heavy slap on your buttock. "T-toji... don't be cruel... Go faster, please" you beg, as he slowly thrusts into you in teasing.

And Toji picks up the pace, sinking his rough fingers into your hips, squeezing your breasts, pulling your hair, and slapping your reddened buttocks. His moans and low curses mix with the dirty sounds of both bodies colliding. When you're already trembling and tired, he leans over your back, reaching his arm over your shoulder and making his hand come into contact with your neck where he squeezes with some force. "You like it like this, don't you? You like me squeezing your neck until you can't breathe." He presses harder, making your breathing more difficult as his cock punishes your intimacy severely. Small tears stream down your cheek and Toji laughs wickedly, groaning so sensually and vulgarly by your ear.

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As promised, Toji's version! (I think it's important to point out that the giggle in the middle of the audio killed me 🥵)

Which one do you suggest should be next?

Your interaction is very important to me, reblogs and comments are always welcome 🫶🏻💕

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[a-hazbin-reader]

Okay we also see Alastor go ham and how wifey swoons over him but now what if wifey let lose, like someone threatens him or the hotel and before anyone could react she dashes forward killing them brutally and mercilessly?

🥵

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: Violence, Blood, Wifey is crazy, Suggestive

Description: ☝️⬆️

Not many people know that Alastor's wife is a badass, mostly because you're content to watch and support your husband on the sidelines

But that doesn't mean you aren't your own kind of terrifying, you're a bad bitch and that's how you pulled your husband

He knows you can take care of yourself and loves it when you put someone in their place, he even likes it when you put him in his place 😏

Everyone is so used to Alastor protecting you that they never consider what you're capable of, your husband is just being a gentleman

But Alastor knows this and looks forward to the times you want to handle things yourself

Someone is harassing you on the street? Being crude and disgusting to you because they assume you're just some random dame?

Your husband simply looks at you to see if you want him to handle it or not, he would love to teach this punk a lesson for you

But he gets excited when you shake your head and start taking off your jewelry, holding his hand out to hold it for you

"Oh? Do come back dirty for me, I'll lick you clean~"

"Promise?"

He just watches you pummel the street urchin with a satisfied smile on his face, letting out a lovesick sigh at the sound of your victim's screams

"Isn't she a vision, Husker? Look at the way the blood drips down her body~ Absolute poetry in motion~"

Husk just sighs and chugs a bottle of booze, already so done with the two of you

"Yeah, uh, she's really somethin'..."

Alastor lets out a happy hum and turns back to watch you, completely enamored by the sight of you

"She really is~"

You try to help your husband in a fight? Well suddenly its just you figuring because Alastor stops to watch the show

"Alastor, aren't you going to help her..?"

He almost doesn't hear Charlie speaking to him, a cloud of hearts practically fluttering around him as he stares at you, frozen in place

"And deprive myself of this beautiful sight? Now, that would be a true sin... Look to your left, my dear!"

He actually has to cover his mouth with his hand to hide his blush when you spin around and impale them, blowing your husband a kiss

"Thank you, darling~"

His tail is wiggling with happiness, dramatically catching the kiss and keeping it close to his heart

Charlie thinks at some point she hears him whistling at you but she doesn't want to look and confirm

Or when someone tries to hurt your family, Alastor has seen you lose your shit because you caught someone trying to assassinate him

One moment, he's relaxed and snuggling with his darling wife and the next, he hears a crash and sees you throwing the attacker across the room

And he'll be damned if he doesn't say that it does something to him to see you like that

You're practically feral as you tear apart the screaming demon, a blinding rage taking you over

"How dare you come into MY HOME! Try to hurt MY HUSBAND!"

Alastor is nearly blushing, flustered and pulling on his collar as he watches you defend him like he's some helpless little demon

"Darling, you sure do know how to make your husband hot under the collar, don't you~?"

He catches one of your hands mid strike and takes you out of your rage, unable to stop himself from kissing your blood covered face

He can't help it, seeing you so angry and violent reminds him of when he first met you-

The would-be-attacker is still alive, a weak hand coming up to grab at your ankle when you suddenly use your own powers to finish him off

You're too busy being kissed and fondled by your husband to devote any more attention to them

He hoists you up suddenly, your legs wrapping around him as he steps over the body of your victim, leaving the room to take you upstairs instead

He nuzzles his face against your neck, distracting you from glaring at the corpse in the other room

"Do you think you could toss me like that, darling?"

"Alastor~!"

Wifey is just a doll 😍

#hazbin hotel x reader #alastor hazbin hotel x reader #alastor hazbin x reader #alastor x reader #hazbin x reader

[game-set-canet]

(via Instagram @ aroncanet)

#this man knows what kind of content I want 😌 #his tattoos are killing me and yes i know i say that every single time #my god he is so so hot 🥵 #also: the necklace 👀🥵👀 #aron canet #moto2

[suguru-getos]

Hi En I had an idea which I can’t get off my mind it’s eating me alive it’s making me pounce on my pillow and screech wildly. Hear me out- bully Getou with a who did this to you moment 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

oh my goddd ‼️ 🥵 this sounds like such a good idea, especially with bully!geto 🙈

-> who did this to you? — geto suguru

summary: bully!sugu notices you were also becoming a target for others & kicks ass for you x (comments and reblogs are appreciated)

just because suguru thought he had free reign over you, so did another brat from his class. you were his junior after all and only satoru knew that he actually doted on you. suguru was getting restless for the day, he hasn’t seen his pretty little babygirl today. sure, he loves the look when your eyes try to evade eye contact from his stern gaze. when he says you need to be put in place for looking so delectable. when he teasingly calls you a little whore for suguru’s attention.

you deflected him so many times but his persistence has led to your ignorance. though he can’t find you anymore. his best friend satoru is quick though, “she’s near the store room hallway.” he hums, shrugging. why were you there? were you trying to run from suguru? he scoffed, pouting a little and ushering towards the known location.

finally, what he saw made his heart clutch a little. it’s december, you’re shivering from cold because someone had drenched your white shirt, your red bra is visible from it instantly and you hug yourself. you want to cry but you know that wouldn’t really help you. so you just sit there, shivering and spasming and knowing you’d catch a fever soon.

the echoes of his footsteps distract you instantly, you turned back, watching him and wanting to kill yourself. suguru would make such fun of you for being so miserable & looking so miserable. so weak and pathetic. “you think i did this for your attention too? yeah i did it, now leave me alone.” you managed to croak with your chattering teeth.

he hums, cupping your face and blood boiling when he found you cold. “let’s get you a blanket first, then you will go to the infirmary and change it. you’ll catch a cold and fall sick & we don’t want that do we? we have our exams soon, little girl.”

you can’t help but nod in affirmation, feeling a little taken cared of by him. though you think it was done by suguru… “yeah, don’t act like you didn’t ask your classmates to put ice cold water on me.” you were glossy eyed and felt pathetic. “you’ve let others joined in your-”

“who did this?” suguru was stern, almost unrelenting with the way his brows furrowed and his jaw tightened. you wince at the demeanour change and looked up at him, pouting with your glossed eyes.

“stop pretending-”

“i asked you something little one. who did this?” he asked once more, a little tender. “who did this to you?”

you parted your lips to finally mumble that you infact, don’t know who these people were. you have seen them around satosugu and hence you know they are his classmates. suguru sighs, his rage knew no bounds. his pretty little girl only he could bully, was taken lightly because of his behavior. he hums, carrying you princess-style, as a statement that you’re not to be fucked with. the most popular guy in school was whipped and carrying you as if you were his prized possession. the school saw it, everyone saw it. you… saw it.

you had time to change and when you were done, satoru brought you hot chocolate, smiling and headpatting you. “yer going to be fine little girl. i know suguru wouldn’t let anyone irritate ya! only us!” he grins, sitting beside you.

“now, he’s gone to bring all the bastards and bootlickers around us, so you can recognize them and let us deal with it, easy? no?” satoru smiles, giving you some comfort as you nodded. “mm, yeah…”

and suguru did bring them, the people who did this to you looked terrified, the same way you felt around suguru in the beginning. only suguru never really gave you any reason to… you thought he’d hit you for rejecting him but he never did. never raised a voice on you. but yes; loomed around you, commented on your body, your face, everything… suguru was a piece of shit with morals. yeah — that’s how you’d label him.

you pointed at the guys who gave the mere explaination before getting their ass brutally whopped in front of you that they thought suguru did it, which gave them a free pass to. while their noses bled and they mumbled apologies from suguru’s kicks and sickly behavior of - “sorry, she can’t hear you.”

you heard him mumble, “she’s mine to toy with, you fuckers can’t touch her or i’ll rip your hands and legs out.” suguru geto was indeed, a piece of shit with morals.

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