#WHO would play Scar??

[sickviking-fr]

With the attention Disney is getting recently, a resurgence of posts bemoaning their live action remakes and a return of The Muppet Post, I feel the time is right to share again my idea for a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood live action remake featuring:

Lust, played by Miss Piggy

Envy, played by Pepe the Prawn

Pride, played by Fozzie Bear

Greed, played by Rizzo the Rat

Father (and Van Hohenheim) played by Sam the Eagle

Gluttony, played by The Swedish Chef

Sloth, played by Sweetums

Wrath, aka Fuhrer King Bradley played by Liam Neeson

#yes i DO accept constructive criticism #yes DO suggest any alternates #yes PLEASE tell me who you would cast as the other characters #WHO would play Scar?? #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fma #fmab #fma: brotherhood #fma:b #muppets #the muppets #ed NEEDS to be played by a human character to really set home the point of Sam the fucking Eagle as his dad #thats a necessity

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

girl help Majexatli was still in their underwear after that religious bsdm whipping and I accidentally started dialogue with Gale at camp and had to have him tell me about the orb in his chest while they're at like 5 hp and covered in their own blood and in their leather underwear and then I ended the day planning to change before doing the rounds but ended up going straight into the cutscene of Lae'zel threatening me and then meeting the dream visitor

On an unrelated note Astarion also propositioned Majexatli right after the loviatar's blessing scene, I'm not sure how they got such good approval this quickly, last time around they were still at neutral approval by act 2

#eldritch it speaks #salam plays bg3 #oc: majexatli #non canonical bcuz Majexatli does not show their chest to most people until like act 2 with few exceptions #i think shadowheart and lae'zel were the only ones who get to see Majexatli's chest before then #lae'zel because of the sex. shadowheart for healing reasons I imagined #but this is so fucking funny anyways #Majexatli would let the party watch them get lovitars blessing but be careful to always be facing away so they cant see the scars

[drawnecromancy]

Random sillies from snooping around in the goblin camp. Veldren does flirt as a hobby so they're having a lot of fun with Astarion so far.

Bonus under the cut :

Shadowheart and Lae'zel don't agree on many things except the fact that these two are So Fucking Tiring because they're Like That all the fucking time.

#martin plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #(maybe ? idk) #astarion #bg3 fanart #real talk. Veldren is not the Cliché Bard That Fucks Around All The Time. It's just incredibly funny to flirt to them #and like. idk so far when astarion hasn't been telling me horrible things that happened to him in his past like it's a tuesday #he's been real funny in the flirty sense + he doesn't feel particularly serious #so i think that would 100% make Veldren bounce off of that #it's just fun man #like i'm definitely going to try to romance astarion there's no question here #it's just funny to do it as i rp a character who generally just flirts for fun and WOULD be surprised if it resulted in anything #my art #sketches #there's other fun tidbits about Veldren like #they didn't believe vampires were real for a long time. #in fact they didn't believe vampires were real UNTIL they met astarion. #they weren't phased by the red eyes or whatever like look. Vel's a drow. with red eyes. why would he assume Astarion having red eyes is wei #weird* #the scar on their face is a burn. they fell face first into a fire as a kid. they make shit up when people ask though #because it's funny #they WILL be kind of a dick if it's funny + there's no real consequences #should i tag lae'zel and shadowheart here ? hm. they're #a bonus so probably not.

[sualne]

been thinking a lot about the what happens post game and sycamore's hypothetical children.

#my art #my ocs #kingmaker shenanigans #MorningSun Family #the game ends with everyone getting their 'happy endings' but sycamore ends up kind of alone. people leaves. get married with kids and all #i do like the canon 'uncle sycamore to ekun's kid(s?)' thats super duper sweet. the game does say sycamore ends up having kids but i #cant think of him ever enthusiastically marrying anyone. even less who in canon? so i made him his wife. her name is dawn. she's a knight #or cavalier. probably multiclass with smth else idk if i should actually create + play her in game. they wouldve gotten married only for #political reasons. they dont start out as friends at all. yeah my oc didnt get an happy ending so im giving him an unhappy marriage #he loves his kids tho. im thinking thyme is a wizard too. calathea would be some kind of rapier master maybe with some magic even. #ages: calathea 19. thyme 17. ivy 11 and sorrel 7. i think sycamore and dawn woulve gotten married 5ish year post game so in their late 30s #probably. also the scar in first pic isnt postgame but pregame backstory. hadnt gotten to draw it yet. he has more scars postgame. might #explain later but not now. wrote a lot already

[shortfeather]

If there isn’t a terminator doc fic somewhere out there I WILL riot

#watching it for the first time and. ngl it’s good. #especially having seen a bit of the sequel? it’s GOOD. #there’s definitely other options for who the terminator is ofc #watcher!Grian comes to mind #scar in a 3rd life setting esp from ren or martyn’s pov #there could be a really really fun one with terminator Cleo and Sarah Connor Pearl and Reese Gem #though it would obvi require some playing around with canon skills XD #also uh. Reese Joel and Sarah Connor Lizzie. not sure who terminator would be there but like. cute? yeah. cute. #although that gets sad in the sequel so nvm. #convex as the two different terminators was the last one I thought of #anyway. adds this to the au pile.

[antiqua-lugar]

accidentally hitting Astarion with the "just ask your companions for help you dumbass" sign by walking into camp two hours after he almost sold his soul to a demon to ask what the scars on his back mean and casually going "oh that's just random legalese in Infernal".

#antiqua plays bg3 #the thing plaguing all this time could have been solved just by taking off his shirt and going so guys any thoughts? #like I know why he doesn't #but still super funny to me #i hope he embarks on another convoluted quest to find out what it means #and then we find out that if he just handed shadowheart or karlach or wyll the translation of the scars they would have told him #LIKE YOU HAVE AT LEAST TWO COMPANIONS WHO DEALT WITH DEMONS FOR A LIVING #AND ONE CLERIC WITH EXTENSIVE PRAYING KNOWLEDGE #USE YOUR RESOURCES

[seventeendeer]

everyone's sharing their controversial ao3 opinions these days so here is mine: I think it would be way funnier and more useful if every fandom on there was divided into 4 boxes, one for canon tone fics, one for jarringly mature themes compared to the source material (scaled accordingly to canon), one for crackfic, and one for cringefail proshipper bs just so they have a place to play in their own poop together as god intended. like could you imagine. you open up a fandom tag on there and you get a little menu card that's like "canon-esque", "someone took steven universe to its logical conclusion and it got a little dark, sorry", "someone did not take breaking bad seriously enough and now we have this!" and that last one is just that 1 gif of that one guy nodding and nodding and nodding and then doing a little double take and then shaking his head

#so much of what sucks abt ao3 could literally just be fixed w layout changes #i dont think we should sensor shit bc you Know its getting in there untagged anyway and that is Worse #but au contraire i dont know if i love the fact that you get the most psychologically scarring strings of words #youve ever seen shoved in your face the moment you open a fandom tag either lmao #i just think everyone who writes nasty shit should get their own little play pen where i dont have to parkour over it every time i go there #i bet they would affectionately call it their own little private wild west wouldnt they. that sounds like them. i bet theyd be so happy #and maybe finally shut the fuck up !! everyone wins #unsanitary cw

[just-aro]

me: a loveless aro

me: introduced to the End Poem of minecraft for the first time literally this week

me: and the universe said i love you because you are love *starts sobbing*

#no but seriously what the fuck #minecraft has no rights to make me cry what the fuck #(also guess who is perpetually the latest person ever to join a trend and is planning to play mc for the first time in xyr life soon) #also hermitcraft is my latest interest-based obsession #so far i've watched ~10 episodes each of s9 for doc/impulse/scar/joehills and <5 for xisuma/tango/zedaph #i plan to watch a little of everyone and kinda see all the Vibes #but ngl so far impulse joe and scar are my blorbos #doc is great but my attention span is not the length of his videos #grian is a lovely chaos gremlin to view from other perspectives but a Bit Much for me to watch directly #joehills is a fucking sweetheart and i adore him #scar is a chaotic neutral disabled icon with the voice of a god #impulse is like. dad friend to the max and i adore that #the soup group is really freaking cute #xisuma seems nice but he cuts so many interactions with other hermits :( i would like to see interactions pls sir #i do think i have to watch the queer ones - iirc geminitay and iskall + one more and i am forgetting who #and regretfully... i know myself and i will probably be Unable to watch far in any one person's stuff without catching up on everyone else #OH! i forgot mumbo!!! mumbo is also good and i hope his mental health break is going well #i do also plan to watch double life. probs not third life or last life though #anyways yeah i. uh. have an interest-driven brain can u all tell #that i got into this. last week. #back to the original reason i wrote the post though lol #the end poem fucking wrecked me #like bro. bro. you can't just.

[sysig]

That’s not- y’know what, that’s probably an easier explanation actually (Patreon)

#Doodles #DQIX #Kuzu #Lol #For the record Kuzu is a cis guy - those are his wing scars haha #Been way too long since I've drawn them!! Needed to again #Now that I think of it tho hmm I wonder if they would be more vertical than horizontal....I'll have to do another anatomy study haha oh nooo #Mostly I just thought it'd be funny for certain individuals in his human team to not know about the whole Celestrian thing and Shenanigans #Kuzu's not shy about his body and since the scars are on his back he generally doesn't think about them #Past y'know - missing his wings :( #They're hard to touch and hard to see so he's able to forget about them for stretches at a time! For better and worse #Sometimes he doesn't notice them because he's too busy - sometimes because he's doing well #And sometimes it's almost like an avoidant thought because the reality of it is still painful poor lad #His priest buddy probably knows - she was probably the one who told him not to just Announce that he's an angel to everyone lol #Social mores? :D What are those? Some kind of fish? :D #But that leaves a bit of gap in the rest of the team's understanding of their leader's condition! Why does Kuzu act so weird sometimes? #I mean other than the fact that he's Kuzu lol there was a little bit of that up in the Observatory as well haha #Anyhow this teammate specifically! He's from Gleeba and his husband crossdresses so he's fairly familiar with the concept #Not the same but enough carryover to have picked up an understanding or two! #I feel like there's a lot of queerness in Gleeba to be picked through - the lesbian queen being the obvious watermark there lol #I've never actually played a male character in Gleeba so that will be an interesting first-time-through for me with Kuzu :D #Always getting up to something! Can't stop! Haha

[bread-that-draws]

Remember my Flowey rant

In case you want a visual of how insane I am

#I always want you when I’m finally fine ASS #can you see it. can you see my autism #thanks trousle for predicting my thoughts #okay but genuinely there was so much I was coming up with that wasn’t going to work #because it applied to all three #parental figure is royalty #‘I’m 12 and this is deep’ #‘I’m fundamentally broken’ but they’re actually just a teenager #etc etc #love all three of them so much #rip Flowey if you were a teenage boy with hair in your face and a facial scar the Zuko and Hunter bitches would go wild #I can put all three of them in a cage and shake it to aggravate them and make them fight #you know #who would win that fight actually #i mean it’s like Pokémon with Zuko (fire) and Flowey (plants) but can Flowey fuck with files #and where does Hunter play into that #you know what Hunter is infodumping about wolves it’s ok #feel like Zuko would be a wolf guy too #Flowey however is ten and he knows the word fuck so he’s too mature for that #I bet on losing dogs #Zuko #prince zuko #Hunter #the owl house Hunter #Alta #the owl house #avatar #avatar the last air bender #Undertale #Flowey

[the-somwthing]

Ships I’ve been wanting to write/draw all day

Scott x Joel

Scar x Joel

Hellllpppp I can’t do anything I wanna do I stare blankly at my empty screen instead 😭

#I could draw them. from an au rp. but man. who care about that lol. #both the ships are somewhat canon to the same rp tho lol… #it’s an origins thing. it’s an actual server we play on where we rp them lol. with random origins. #so it would be swarm!scar x enigma!joel x bloodsucker!scott #the romance in that rp is insane btw. if I was trying to describe the ‘love triangle’ that would NOT be the only ships in it #in fact scott/joel only exists in the dream world but the dream world is also real so wtf (don’t ask) #if anyone WANTS to see this stuff. I can make/tell about it. but I simply don’t think anyone wants to. it’s so random. #trafficshipping

[themidnightcircusshow]

(starting a new post) Honestly, I've thought much the same about Hal's stoicness and the Shrewsbury wound. We know he was brusque in speech and I've also headcannoned that was a result of the arrow wound. A friend of mine (@richmond-rex) has wondered whether the arrow might have reached his pharynx and affected his speech for a time and as you said, scar tissue could have fucked him up even once he was recovered.

But also, on the more simple side of things, I wonder if it's the fact that it hurt and almost every facial or head movement made it hurt more. And he probably quickly learned that to avoid more pain is to keep his face and head still and avoid making sound. We don't know how long it between Hal's wounding and Bradmore to complete his "cure" and it probably took much longer for the wound to fully heal and longer for Hal to "get back to normal" (I also imagine him struggling to resume eating normally - he's also said to have been abstemious in food and drink).

Yeah, I've always thought the combination of him apparently being quite stoic in his expressions + reportedly not talking very much + being careful with how and what he eats (the only foods I've seen him mentioned as eating are ones that don't require you to open your mouth very wide i.e. oysters and nuts etc) most likely meant that the injury had some lasting effect, either due to lasting chronic pain or physical damage, or both. I once read someone marveling at how lucky he would have had to be not to have suffered nerve damage, and I do imagine that in spite of how careful Bradmore was in treating the wound, the surgical process of having to enlarge the wound slowly probably would have left quite a large scar, even if he seems to have done everything he could to keep it as evenly healed as possible (can't comment on how slowly shrinking the wound would have affected the healing process). I also think he probably would have had some degree of whiplash due to the force of the arrow's impact (though maybe armour would have supported his neck).

I was reading something yesterday about ATLA and how so often people treat scars (especially facial ones) as the be all and end all, without actually putting any thought into what the scar means for the body; how it moves, how it healed, the pain it might carry or even the absence of any sensation at all. I thought it was applicable because I've noticed a lot of the published writing on Henry V, even if it mentions his scar, acts like the scar was the only problem he would have faced after the wound was healed without giving consideration to what probably came with the scar.

#Henry V #have absolutely no idea how to tag this #cw surgery #cw gore #? hopefully that covers it #my dream study would be to get some trauma and plastic surgeons together with Bradmore's notes and a exact as possible replica of Hal's fac #so that they can try and figure out what the scar probably would have looked like and how it may have acted #the only recreation I've seen was of the tool rather than modern surgeons talking about the surgery #honest the absence of the scar in anything contemporary creates a very noticeable gap in how he's talked about #both then and now #like there's people who act like he was the only capable king in his family because he wasn't REALLY disabled like his father or son #or play up his scar in an attempt to Richard III-ise him #it's so interesting about how Hal's disability was most obvious (the very definition of staring you in the face) but also the most ignored #without a doubt only because he kept working through it #but the thing I can never get over is that even the French never mentioned it

[astrxealis]

wondering if any moots are into chrono trigger / chrono cross ...

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #:( doubt it unfortunately but if u are. i love u. #and regardless of if u do know chrono trigger / cross. pls listen to the soundtrack. please. #the MUSIC is so good ... my tita has the radical dreamers edition i think so me and lune my twin can borrow it soon hopefully #she got into it too bcs of the music. im not sure if she was able to go to an orchestra of sorts uhh mind empty but she did go to #the piano one for ff i think. and distant worlds. so i envy her RAGHH she did say she'd be willing to bring us next time ... i hope #anyway. good gods WIND SCENE #CORRIDORS OF TIME !!! #scars of time T___T #and the girl who stole the stars ... that means a lot to me from title alone. if u can tell #but my favorite is probably wind scene :P #corridors of time was the first i listened to though! #i actually barely know anything about the story but i really want to get more into them and actually. Play Them #if the music alone has absolutely sold me that i would get the games solely to hear them. bless my tita for similar thinking too. #then i really wonder how the story is ... i don't want to search up anything at all >< so yeah <3

[nbsidestep]

The "playing along with Ortea's HG theories" path is intriguing to me. Ruby is my Sidestep who I think could go the distance re: not revealing a thing (or more likely so I can have someone in my pocket for the late game reveals), so I'm considering having that also as one of his lil side paths? He's also gunning for the regenerator so ??? it's possible he might swing it

#kinda funny to me that the sidestep who i think could actually pull off these cons #is Not my puppetmaster step lmao #that would be jay #but then again i need to. do a proper high scar run for him. #i just enjoy playing as a character who sees himself as so clever and manipulative #who just sucks ass and fumbles the bag the second he has to maintain a lie #whereas ruby is the polar opposite in a lot of respects #wants a genuine life but is fake as hell (<- said fondly) #AND that concludes ''attempting to talk about my steps'' for now #sidestep ruby #sidestep jay #....in the tags bc i cant shut up abt that sucker