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totallyshattered · 1 year

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Valentine Candi

Candace decided to take the initiative for Valentine's Day this year. Her boyfriend had been working long days on several projects for work, and his mind was so buried that she was sure he completely missed it was February, much less V-day.

She wanted to give him a special treat for working so hard, so Candace cooked a nice dinner, bought some of his favorite beer, and had planned to ride him cross-eyed afterwards. She giggled madly at biw dirty her own thoughts had become lately. It had been a while.

To make certain she would have the full motivation she wanted, she'd stopped by a little indie store that she knew sold incense and aphrodisiacs amongst the other macabre items they carried.

The raven-haired goth who owned the store made the specific recommendation on what to get. Candace wasn't sure what it was about the woman that made her believe the "herbs" worked, but she believed it wholeheartedly.

But there had also been a warning.

"Don't mix these with alcohol," the bewitching store owner cautioned. "Effects can be heightened or extended. You may end up getting more than you bargained for."

Candace had gulped at the warning and promised not to drink with dinner. She'd planned to take them afterward anyway, so there shouldn't be an issue. The excited girlfriend shook her head out of its reverie and got back to finishing up.

It was around 8 that Jorge got home. Much to Candace's delight, he had remembered, at least somewhat, what day it was. He'd brought home a bouquet of purple orchids mixed with other flowers, a card, a box of chocolates, and a small gift box.

Jorge tutted when she tried to get at the gift, and told her to wait until after dinner. He was starved, the flat smelled amazing, and he just wanted to sit and chat with her for a few minutes.

Candace pouted but didn't push the issue. She could wait, and now it seemed she was going to reward him double for his efforts. But the curiosity was killing her!

They ate together happily, Jorge had a couple of beers and was visibly relaxed. He surprised her with the news that he was finishing his projects soon and had managed to get the rest of the week off. Candace almost wept hearing that they could get back to normal soon. Things were really looking up.

After dinner, she quickly cleared the table and snuck back to take her pills. The instructions said to use 2 at a time and to wait 1 hour for full effects. She tipped the Mason jar styled bottle to get her pills, but over estimated how much force she needed to shake and sent a couple of capsules flying onto the floor.

Quickly, Candace closed the lid and bent to pick up the extra pills. She had 5 pills in her hand, and she frowned about what to do. She didn't want to leave it out and have one of their animals eat them, and she didn't want to toss them. They were expensive.

Candace considered putting them back in the jar, but decided against it. You never knew what got onto the pills on the floor, and she didn't want anything growing in the bottle.

Fuck it, she decided, it'll be a crazy ass night. They hadn't had sex in a couple of months, and he was off the next few days, so if they decided to just have at it all night, so be it.

She downed the pills in one swallow and headed back out where Jorge was sitting on the couch watching whatever crappy romantic movie was on TV. He smiled as she walked in, and as she sat down beside him, he held up the mysterious box from earlier.

She squealed a bit and grabbed the box. Candace unrapped it and took off the lid to find... another box . Raising an eyebrow, she opened the mext one. And the next. And finally, the last box... was empty.

What the hell? Was this just a joke? She looked up with consternation only to lock eyes on the bluest sapphire she'd ever seen attach to a golden ring.

Her eyes wide, she looked up at her smiling boyfriend now on his knees in front of her. Then down again. Then up again. She couldn't make a sound.

"Marry me."

"YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

Candace tackled him and kissed him all over, repeating yes over and over while he laughed and took it.

Once she finally let him up, he told her he'd meant to ask before the holidays, but work had gotten in the way. Now, though, the projects were nearly done, and he had a sizeable bonus coming soon, so he figured tonight was the night.

"Well," she responded giddily, "I'm going to reward you big time! Wait twenty minutes and then join me in the bedroom"

The happy fiancée sashayed to the bedroom wearing her engagement ring happily. As she passed the table, she spotted the candies he'd brought her and thought, ooo, chocolate! She snatched them up and tore the package open.

As she entered the bedroom, she popped one into her mouth. Oh, he did good, she thought. These are great! And they have the liquidy filling, delicious!

Candace popped two more into her mouth as she stripped down to switch into the lingerie shed bought for the evening. Another disappeared as she finished stripping herself and another two after she got the aexy underwear on.

She felt so naughty and couldn't stop giggling as she looked at herself in the mirror. Candace was feeling really warm now, and her skin was getting really sensitive. She ran her hands down over her breasts to her hips and inside her legs, just enjoying the sensations.

Those pulls were a great idea. Tonight was gonna be fun!

She popped two more chocolates as she touched up her makeup and redid her hair. It was almost time for Jorge to come in, and she was already so horny she was quivering slightly. Her brain felt numb, though, like she was floating happily. Must be from those horny pills, she thought lazily.

She finished off the last two candies and then redid her lipstick for the finishing touch. Good thing, too. The lingerie looked nice, but it felt like it was digging into her skin. And every sensation was sending thrills through her body.

And she was so HOT. Her tits felt big and warm, and her ass felt like she'd sat on a hot chair, and even her re-lipsticked lips were feeling warm and a bit numb.

She stood to go arrange herself provocatively on the bed, but the whole world swam, and she had to sit back down for fear of falling. She felt drunk.

Drunk...

Oh no, the pills!

She started panicking through the melty feelings. When had she had alcohol? Groggily, she tried to think. It was so hard. She begam sucking her teeth in thought, the taste of chocolate and the liquid center lingered.

Her eyes widened, the chocolates!

Candace grabbed the box, and she looked at the label. What the hell? What were all those scribbles above the picture? Ugh, what was happening?

She stood again, and looked at herself in the mirror.

Oh gods, she was sooooo hawt!

Her tits were overflowing the bra, her panties had practically been swallowed by her ass and thighs, and her lips looked like a porn star's dick pillows.

Candi giggled, dick pillows was funny!

No! Control yourself, Candi, think!

Her body was aflame. She had to get this underwear off. Her skin was too sensitive! Her nipples were like diamond rubbing against sandpaper, but, like, in a good way, making her pussy twitch. Desperately biting her puffy lower lip to try and keep control, the curvaceous girl tore the lingerie back off.

Gawd, my panties are like, totally soaked! She thought. Need my fiance to fuck me sooo good!

Fuck! No, get it together!

She stumbled into the bedroom from the attached bath but started to fall. Candi caught herself barely but couldn't get fully back on her feet. She felt like she was going to cum without even being touched.

Oh gawd, Candi wanted to be touched!

She crawled to the bed, Jorge will be here soon, her melting brain thought. He'll help me, he'll fix me! He'll fuck me so good!

She groaned gutterally as her fingers finally found her desperate cunt. She was weeping pussy juice. Her body was puffed up like a fuck toy.

Candi wanted to be a fuck toy!

She came violently, the explosive orgasm blowing out what little mind she had left.

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That's how Jorge found his fiancée. Somehow, his smart, sweet girl had suddenly changed into living porn frigging herself on their bed. His mind struggled to catch up, to figure out what happened, but he never got the chance.

Candi pounced on her fiance and practically tore his pants to shreds to get at his cock, which she promptly swallowed in one gulp. She forced herself down on his cock, choking herself. She fucking loved it!

Jorge was lost in the sensation of the new created slut's throat sucking him down. He finally came, groaning in ecstacy before his knees gave out. Candi used the opportunity to gulp down his delicious seed, and then pushed him flar on the bed.

"Candi wants moar!" She cried as she spun around and planted her flowing folds on Jorge's face while she began pumping the shaft and playing with his balls to get him back up quickly. It didn't take much, honestly.

Never one to look a gift whore in the cunt, Jorge dived in. Candi's pussy tasted like chocolate liquier. He never put it together that she tasted like the ones he'd bought for her.

He assaulted Candi's engorged clit with his tongue eliciting a soft growl from his fiancée Jorge began kneading her ass cheeks, squishing them together and pulling them apart just to see her pussy and asshole stretch. She tasted so good, her tongue felt so good.

Meanwhile, Candi was in heaven. Her clitty was throbbing, her nipples were tingling from where her jugs where dragging on Jorges stomach, and she loved cock.

Cock, cock, cock. Cocky, cocky, cock. She began humming in a sing songy way to her own little cock song as she comtinued to coax a second load from her man.

Jorge, pushed his fingers into Candi's pussy, getting them nice and wet. He had been staring at that cute little pucker between her asscheeks, and he just had to have it.

He pushed the tip of one pussy-lubricated finger against her asshole. The squeak he got and the renewed vigor of the blow job clued him in that he was doing something right. He pushed more of his finger in until he had one completely buried in her ass.

Jorge pumped his finger in Candi's ass, his tongue searching deep in her folds, his other hand frigging her clit simultaneously. Candi swooned under the assault and came wildly, soaking Jorge in girl cum.

Her screams around his cock caused him to fire into her mouth, and she desperately swallowed it down. When she pulled off him to finally breathe, he took the initiative.

Jorge raised up and practically threw Candi onto her back. She grinned and then lifted and split her legs to expose her weeping gash. Her fiance never lost his erection as he hilted inside her with one go.

Candi cried out in joy, and begged him to fuck heri harder, and harder. She wanted him to own her. She was his fuck toy, she needed to be fucked and filled.

Jorge obliged.

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The newly engaged couple fucked the night away, slept, fucked some more, managed to eat, fucked again, shower fucked, and on and on until they finally awoke sometime in the afternoon of the 16th.

Eventually, the sexual craze from the horny pills died down, and their loves got nack into a rhyth. but Candace never came back.

Candi was here to stay!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pic credit: @thepoleninja on Twitter

#breast expansion #ass expansion #bimboization #unprotected sex #sex magick #happy valentine's day

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afairytalestray · 1 year

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Day 16 of Cats-pril, @storyweaverofgondor‘s April baby! Today’s prompt is rehearsal, and I tried my hand at writing a chat fic! Also on Ao3 here.

HarvestGoddess: Since my darling Munkustrap refuses to interact with the digital world, this is a formal request from the friend group mum for everyone to turn up to Pekes and Pols rehearsal tonight please. If Munk loses any more fur from the stress he’ll be a sphinx cat! x

Rumpled_cheese: im gonna be there now i really wanna see that sedhfwiuh

QueenVic: me and Plato will be present and accounted for! @MagicalMisto, are you needing a lift? x

etc.: BALD MUNK BALD MUNK BALD MUNK

Lettie: …I’ll make sure Etcetera comes, Dem

HarvestGoddess: thanks Lettie!

MagicalMisto: thnx Vic, Tugger has his bike so he’ll bring us. @HarvestGoddess I can confirm that Tugger will be there, regardless of whichever way he is currently contributing to Munk’s hair loss

QueenVic: np!

HarvestGoddess: Thank you Misto! I can tell you that Tug is currently convincing Munk that he’s signed up for a Japanese ikebana class under the guise of impressing you, and that Munk can’t possibly expect him to miss it. Of course, this class runs on the exact same times and dates as Pekes & Pols rehearsals x

MagicalMisto: of course it would lmao

MangoJelly: what is an iceban class

MangoJelly: wait nvm Cori knows thats hilarious

lonz: you lot are mean

lonz: I’ll be there, @HarvestGoddess, and I’ll try and talk Cass into it as well

etc.: it’s called being funny lonzy, LOOK IT UP

Georgeofthejunkyard: pick me! :D :D :D

HarvestGoddess: @MangoJelly, will you be at rehearsal? Also, is it safe to assume that @C-oracle-pat is with you, and that his poor phone is dead or abandoned somewhere? x

Tantomile: It is always a safe assumption that wherever my brother is, Mungojerrie will be nearby. Coricopat has left his phone on the coffee table, as per. I’ll plug it in and bring it to rehearsal tonight.

Rumpled_cheese: Tantomile - hero of the people!

MangoJelly: oshit sorry Demeter yeah ill be there!

MangoJelly: OWIEUFOI yeah Corks is with me the now, he says hell be there too, and thanks Tanto!

QueenVic: … :o

MagicalMisto: oooooooooohhhh

Tantomile: What.

HarvestGoddess: no murders until after the show please and thank you!

Lettie: RIP Jerrie

MangoJelly: nOoOOOOOOO

MangoJelly: it was a quote TANTOMILE I prommy!

MangoJelly: Cori said: “oh, thank you, Tanto”

MangoJelly: I wouldnt dream of giving you a nickname id never do anything that might make you revoke your blessing!!!!!!

Tantomile: See that you do not, Mungojerrie.

Cassss: 6 at the Egyptian, yes?

Cassss: I’ll be there for you, Dem, and NOT because Alonzo is badgering me

HarvestGoddess: That’s right! Love ya, Cass! x

QueenVic: lol get rekt Lonz

lonz: :’(

MagicalMisto: I would advise everyone to bring earplugs, Tugger has decided to treat you all to a bagpipe solo

etc.: yeeeessssssssss i love the bagpipes!!!!

Rumpled_cheese: lol it was nice knowing ya @RumTugTummer Munk is gonna kill u

RumTugTummer: RUDE Cats today just don’t appreciate classical pibroch

lonz: I can confirm this to be true.

RumTugTummer: aweoiufaAMNWIUFC see y’all later bye

lonz: @MagicalMisto please do something about this

MagicalMisto: nah it’ll be funny

Lettie: YES MISTO

lonz: why hast thou forsaken me, brother?

etc.: YES MISTOOOOOO!

RumTugTummer: YES BABE

HarvestGoddess: I don’t care what you bring as long as you all show up!

MagicalMisto: o7

RumTugTummer: o7

Rumpled_cheese: o7

Lettie: o7

etc.: o7

MangoJelly: o7

#cats-pril2023 #cats-prilday16 #cats the musical #demestrap #tuggoffelees #coricojerrie #demeter #Rumpleteazer #victoria #Etcetera #electra #mr mistoffelees #Mungojerrie #alonzo #george #tantomile #cassandra #the rum tum tugger

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