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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months

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Apperance

Monoracial black but mixed etchnicity since Poseidon is black-greek and Sally is an afro-dominican third gen inmigrant.Darkskin,big nose that adorns his face,thick lips and 4c type hair.His iconic sea green eyes remain unchanged because black people with green eyes >>>>>>

6'4 by his 20s thanks to demigod genes and a realistic tank-As in,dosen't have rippling muscles because ew but instead a healthy mix of fat and muscle that gives him a thick build.Stops shaving the lower half of his face too but not his upper lip because he thinks mustaches are ugly

Lots of hairstyle changes through the saga.Baby dreads in TLT,wicks by TTC,twists by TLO,afro for most of SON due to not remembering anything so he dosen't know his old styles but decides on dreads near the end and keeps them until he's 19 when he's let his hair grow out so much he's decided on past the shoulder locs instead.Starts wearing beads by MOA and they're usually blue or used because they remind him of his loved ones

His gray streak naturally faded to white instead of completely and he hates the Jason Todd jokes because he's his least favorite Robin(His favorites are of course Dick Grayson,Duke Thomas,Stephanie Brown and Maps Mizoguchi)

Transfem bigender and femme-leaning.Was on estrogen but light dosages and for a short amount of time compared to full transitions and gets no surgeries

Crustpunk with some kidcore and a bit of seapunk going on(Purely a Sally influence).She has a tongue ring,an eyebrow piercing and forward helix on both ears,wears makeup in y2k black woman and punk styles,her battle jacket is dark sea blue with silverish blue spikes on the shoulders and pockets and frills around the collar and the patches are the dominican and trans flags,the anarchy and autism symbols and ones that represent his most important people:A black mermaid for Sally,a skull for Nico,a yellow diamond for Hazel,a stallion for Tyson,a gupie for Estelle and you can choose one for whoever you most ship him with too,she values comfort and nonconformity over looking hot but does like glam and she looks scary as shit to normies but like a super ultra cool potential friend to weirdkids and other trans people

These presentation things were either all bought from thrift stores,homemade/done or given to her by Rachel with her dad's money as reperations

Retractable shark teeth after being given Poseidon's blessing in BOO

Her canon rbf inhereted from Poseidon and cocky troublemaker smirk but also has what her friends call her 'angelshark smile' that's one of the most beautiful and genuine one's ever and extra rare to see because she rarely does it

A significant amount of scars for realism and rep but nothing too bad

Blue and black-coded but with pink elements

Their durags and bonnets are all blue

From Pjo to Tales of Dead Seas(My fansequel that happens instead of Toa),she goes from severely insecure in her looks to knowing she's god-level hot but not caring unless it's for jokes or getting complimented by those closest to her

Personality

Same sense of humor,poor social skills,anger issues and merciless tendencies as canon and will always be that way but her emotional regulation has gotten so much better

Sally being the mom of all time made her turn into a Team Mom and Poseidon's neglect made him decide to be a better father than he could ever be so he's a Team Dad too and these are canon like above but they're amped up to explicitly parental habits like platonic kisses for his pseudo-kids and cooking for them and getting into their interests with them even if they're out of his age range

And one last canon adjusted thing is that he still hates the gods but it's kicked up several notches by him actually managing to kill Zeus like he did Luke in TLO because she was who the Great Prophecy was about and thus making the remaining ones so scared of her they can't stop her and the other demigods and non-god greco-roman beings with a few token deity allies from revolutionizing the system in Tods.They're titled 'The Hero and Destroyer of Olympus' because thanks to him their world is finally good

Autistic(actually canon regardless of Rick's intentions)but went largely undiagnosed despite very obviously having every single symptom because he dosen't fall under any stereotypes

Stans Riot Grrrl,Mcr,All Time Low,Rihanna,Lo-Fi Beats,The Front Bottoms,She/Her/Hers and Megan Thee Stallion

Exclusively buys his video games and legos secondhand due to being anti-capitalism,knows how to DIY so many things it's a running gag,goes to protests does charity work and graffitis with Rachel,is a straightedge and thinks Taylor Swift and Hot Topic are so sucks forever

Total cat lover and even has meowing as a vocal stim,perfers to eat with his hands,does paw hands like he does raptor,has a few cat based items and Hazel and Nico made him cat themed communication cards as a thank you for all he's done for them.And his favorite aquatic life is sharks so Sally calls him 'Tiburónsito'

Likes her everything as weird as possible-Her drips,her affection,her media,her food,her GENDER-She's a weirdo and proud

Socialist king

Her specific favorite foods are pancakes,flan,burgers,latino style cupcakes,hot chocolate and Bang energies and she's an extremely good chef even if she's not on Sally's level,her special interests are blue,kidcore,cats,horses(Mlp >>>>>>),video games and anarchy,glitter and water are big visual stims,her comfort items are Riptide,her CHB necklace and her battle jacket,her hyposensitivity is high even for a demigod and his meltdowns were angry while his shutdowns were dangerous for him but love and healthy coping mechanisms saved the day so his emotional regulation improvement covers this

I just realized i forgot the pins on his jacket😭He has tons but the most important ones are the 'i listen to punk with my mom','i killed god and all i got was this stupid button','i ❤️ NY' pizza box,pastel blue and white cats cuddling,pink game heart and the Riptide one his s/o diy'd him

Is a skater but not nearly as into it as the fandom thinks he is and he dosen't identify with ska at all.His board is black with white outlines and blue cat designs at the bottom

Final Girl Fanatic and indie horror enthusiast but not much else in that genre

A bit unrelated but he radicalized Nico and Hazel as is his eldest sibling duty and they're now goth punk and pastel goth punk and think he's the coolest ever

Romantic

Aroaceflux bi with trauma out the ass so he's a first love,only love kinda guy and it's canon he's not actively interest in dating and ignores advances he dosen't want because they're always from girls and he dosen't wanna accidentally be a misogynist

Strictly autistic4autistic,punk4punk amd poc4poc with a preference for black women(regardless of heritage)

His type is pastel punks

Gotta be able to match his sense of humor and drives or else he just straight up won't be attracted

Not an 'I'm mean to you because i like you' kinda guygirl,he likes it cheesy and sappy and same goes for how he's treated

Subtly romantic diy gifts,uses calling someone hardcore and odd as flirting,if he cooks blue foods for someone he wants to confess to them but is too shy to and is especially protective on the battle yet somehow also as encouraging for the other to go all out because he thinks they can take on literally anyone solo

Will offer to punk up their hair and give them piercings at least once

Learns to make mixtapes just so he can give his first crush one once the epiphany hits

It definitely takes a few years because he's got so much shit going on in every way for it to come to him but his s/o never forces their feelings on her or else they'd become one-sided for them

Best friends since the Lightning Thief and one of the eight demigods of the Second Great Prophecy is the best route for him imo

Chaos couple and his partner evolves into his co-Team Parent for Hazel and Nico wether they like or realize it or not,including having a hand in their radicalization

Godly parents and abusive mortal parents hate him!This halfblood gave their kids standards for how they're treated

Arcade,skate park,punk,sea themed and other's godly parent based dates

She definitely went to teen girl magazines for advice

Dosen't go overboard with the son of the sea god stuff and gets uncomfortable and angry if anybody else does

Battle jacket drapped over them priviliges,sometimes given for no particular reason other than he's down bad

His s/o diy's them matching figurines of whichever fictional couple they're most like and she has the cocky flirty guy thing going on but only once the relathionship actually starts

His idea of a perfect relathionship by himself is someone who he choose to date instead of feeling pressured by expectations and being able to take the lead so he can actually be in control of his life(with their consent)for once

His nickname is 'Blue' and he uses 'babe','honey','sweets','mi mar','tesoro','babygirl' nonsexually and depending on gender and 'dude' romantically without a hint of irony regardless of it

Sally loves them so much and they love her too and hate Poseidon so much

Their daughter's named after Sally but she goes by Sal because she's a tomboy and also very sweet and soft and inherents almost all of Percy's looks but their other parents eyes.Complete daddy's girl but dosen't actually play favorites

Powers

Alright this one is short and so's the last part cause that one's just what i couldn't fit into the other categories

The strongest demigod fullstop,only Hazel can compare,but neither have an ego about it

His eyes go biolumenecent when he's especially brutal

He learns how to overcome his fear of his bloodbending thanks to Amphitrite's training but saves it for a last resort

In the third Tods book,Riptide gains counciousness due to how all that he's done with it and she's certainly Percy's companion by how she acts.She grows new gear and those are the greek word for 'ultimate' and a thicker and longer blade and manipulation of liquid to a small extent herself and her hilt tints itself an oceanic blue

Dosen't bother with storms because Zeus was so annoying about them he dosen't wanna create them himself

Can soothe aching wounds with water but not really heal them

No siren abilities and he's grateful for that since they creep him out

Sea creature speech includes krakens

As it turns out,the more he loves the sea,the stronger he gets and this is why he keeps his seapunk side in moderation

Eventually,as far forward as him being married,he can create water out of thin air and he fucks around with it more than serious training

Being a demigod gets way harder to hide in Tods and it's both funny and angsty

By some miracle,none of this ever goes to his head and he's as humble as ever can be

Misc

His full name is Perseo Isadore Jackson

Runs a vlog channel about legos and their sets,both fandom based and not,with bonus shitposts,recipe videos and info on punk culture

Owns a pair of black and colbat blue demonias Beckendorf gave him that're a little tight on him now but she still wears them to remember him by

Them,Sally,Nico and Hazel open up a family bussiness-A beach shack called just 'Jackson Familia Beach Shack' because 3/4 of them are autistic

In addition to he/she/they,she also has a hoard of neopronouns:Xe/blue/cookie/lego/meow/scale/dude/crayon

Superhero multiverse number is Earth 27 and in Marvel,he's a Spiderpunk variant who's 5 years older than Hobie and hosted Venom and in DC,he's a human-kryptonian hybrid who's got a parent-child relathionship with Clark and a second mom figure in addition to Lois in Sally and his Bats,Wonder,Flashes,Arrow and Aqua are Stephanie,Duke,Jason too depending on the verse,Yara,the Thawne cousins and Meloni,Emiko and Jacqui

His Pokemon variant is a multitype gym leader but his childhood partner and ace is an unevolved Piplup named Cookie and he runs his system in a way that makes it so he's always helping out kids

And if he were an animal,he'd be a catshark

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the-girl-who-didnt-smile · 2 months

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This is my take on what Erzulie Dantor would be like if she was a Hazbin Hotel character.

Let me preface this by saying that Erzulie Dantor epitomizes what I meant when I said that the voodoo pantheon is, like, the coolest pantheon that nobody has ever heard of. The actual deity actually fucking looks like this. It’s literally Mother Mary, but she’s got two little scars on her cheek. She smokes unfiltered cigarettes, and she carries this little dagger. She’s the god that protects women and children from abuse. Literally, this is what the actual deity does: If a woman is suffering all kinds of abuse at the hands of her husband, Erzulie just fucking possesses her and grants her the strength to kill that evil piece of shit.

This is what I’m saying. Voodoo deities really pop off.

Can you name one god from any religion that is cooler than that?

Unironically, I think Erzulie Dantor is one of the coolest deities, not just in voodoo but in the entire religionspace. I genuinely think that the voodoo pantheon is better than the Greek pantheon, and the Greek pantheon is one of my favorite pantheons of any world religion. But let’s be real here, there’s a lot of chaff in the Greek pantheon. There is very little chaff in the voodoo pantheon. For example, Ogun completely shits all over Hephaestus and Ares. He’s this awesome warrior god AND a blacksmith, and he’s not cuck or sociopath either! If you worship him, he endows slaves with the power to fight back! I totally would have tried to work him into my fanfiction if I could. I’m fucking mad that I wasn’t creative enough to come up with a way to work him in.

I am sorry, I should probably not talk about actual deities in this manner. This may or may not be a little disrespectful.

I don’t think you could ever get away with - literally - just lifting the actual image of what the real deity looks like and putting that into an Amazon Prime edgelord cartoon. But for the purposes of my fanfiction, I am going to make Erzulie Dantor (Hazbin Hotel) look as close as possible to what she actually looks like, because I think the actual deity looks cool as all fuck. Her whole aesthetic so fucking peak, it’s unbelievable.

I would be fine with changing her outfit and name if this is offensive, but I totally think this is exactly what her face should look like. She’s gotta have the two little scars, the unfiltered cigarette, and the dagger.

Erzulie Dantor (Hazbin Hotel) is the assassin of the Loa. She’s supposed to be the hottest assassin who ever fucking lived. She’s got to be hotter than pre-timeskip Nico Robin, who was literally hottest assassin ever. This is a lie, Erzulie’s hotter than pre-timeskip Nico Robin. I am just being arrogant, but I actually like how I sketched her face because I genuinely think this woman has a hotter face than Nico Robin did, which is insane because “Miss All Sunday” had like the hottest face ever.

This is how I would characterize her in my Hazbin Hotel fanfiction: Erzulie Dantor is a cynical god. She is second oldest of all the Loa. In a sense, she is actually the most empathetic of the Loa, because she is the one who genuinely cares the most about human suffering. There is a part of her that really hurts when the weak suffer at the hands of the strong. But she’s basically been around forever. She has seen an unfathomable amount of abuse - literally, all of the abuse that has ever happened in human history. It’s made her extremely jaded towards humanity. The thing that weighs on her most of all is the cycle of abuse. The women she saves go on to abuse their children, the children she saves go on to abuse their wives. In my fanfiction, Alastor is the perfect example of this. He suffered every kind of horrifying abuse as a child, but then went on to become a serial killer who didn’t give a shit about all the orphans and widows he left behind. This is exactly the evil path she thought Alastor would go down, and she was right.

Having to watch the cycle of abuse countless times throughout all of human history has made Erzulie very cynical towards humanity. She’s so powerful, she actually could end all abuse, but this would require her to deprive humans of free will. Essentially, there would no longer be any humans, because one of the properties that defines “humanity” is our ability to have free will. Because the Loa were created as intermediaries between upper-case “God” and humanity, she is not allowed to do this. As a result, Erzulie Dantor is the cynical god, who really resents that humans have free will.

When Erzulie sings, there should be really beautiful sadness to her voice. I don’t think her voice is as high as Maman’s and I don’t think she would have the same vocal range, but her voice should sound really beautiful. She adds this really sorrowful, soulful tone when she sings.

Now let’s talk about her powers. which I think fucking rule.

ERZULIE’S POWERS

Obviously, she can do things that the actual deity does, like possession and protecting the abused. She’s also got some bullshit anime powers too.

Basically, her power is like Nico Robin’s Hana Hana no Mi, but way the fuck faster than that. If she really wants your ass dead, one of her arms sprouts out of your chest and drives a dagger right through your heart. This is basically an instantaneous attack. You’re 100% dead if she uses this move. Unlike SADISM INCARNATE or MISCHIEF INCARNATE, Erzulie does not toy with her victims. Once she’s decided to kill your ass, she goes straight for the kill.

Even better, her powers get way crazier than this. Let’s talk about her real bullshit anime superpowers.

ERZULIE’S DAGGERS

When Erzulie is in a real fight, she creates massive concentric spheres of magic daggers. But these daggers aren’t actually daggers. They are vectors. She picks a point and a direction, then fires an extraordinarily powerful attack along that vector. Anything - and I mean anything - in the path of this dagger is destroyed. These paths are not straight lines either. She manipulates the paths of these daggers in all sorts of ways with her insane magic power. If she dies, her daggers continue to move along a straight path in the trajectory she was sending them off in before she died (this is really important for the Loa Civil War scenario, stay tuned for that).

Erzulie’s magic daggers do INFINITE damage. However, they only move at a speed of INFINITE-1, and she can only summon INFINITE-1 daggers. That’s why she has two little scars - they symbolize the 1’s. So she’s completely fucking broken in any fight against pretty much anyone, except SADISM INCARNATE and BLACK SANTY CLAUS. She is only the third most busted thing ever, so she gets fucked on by the second and most busted things ever.

I don’t ever care. She’s so goddamn cool, she’s going in my pirate crew.

This is another thing that’s really cool about her. Erzulie’s magic is red. That’s because it’s imbued with a property called “Maim”. “Maim” means her daggers do permanent damage. She can Maim anything with her daggers. If she fights the Baron or Big Papa, she is definitely going to die (even if the Baron doesn’t have his hot ass wife, that guy is really fucking strong fast and ruthless) but she is definitely going to maim them. They are going to end the fight weaker than they were before the fight began. This is especially true for a one-on-one fight between Erzulie and the Baron. He’s totally gonna kill her ass, but he will be way weaker than he was at the start of the fight.

Erzulie also has the highest battle IQ of all of the gods. Case in point, there is actually a nonzero chance that she kills the Baron. This probability is so low, it is literally like a 1 out of INFINITY chance. But we’re dealing with gods here. That 1 being there is actually completely insane and proves she’s really fucking strong.

As I mentioned before, the Baron has INFINITE attack and his wife gives him INFINITE healing. Maman is literally like this unkillable healing god, but I am convinced that the only things in existence that might be able to kill her are Big Papa and Erzulie. If Erzulie kills Maman, the Baron is really vulnerable. Not just because his defenses are down, but because his Battle IQ goes to complete shit. It is very predictable what he does next. Obviously, he just rushes whoever killed his wife, and then he goes “Kill Everything” mode and blows up the entire multiverse. If Erzulie kills Maman, her daggers might be able to kill Berserk Mode Baron. But you’ve got to understand: The Baron is unbelievably fast in Berserk Mode. If you kill his wife, he’s just on top of you immediately and you’re fucking dead. I don’t care how strong you are, you’re super fucking over-killed dead. The only way she kills him is if she sent her daggers off in the past, before she moved to kill Maman, so that the daggers are timed to kill the Baron right at the moment Maman dies. This is really threading the needle here. But what’s so insane about Erzulie is that I think she already planned for this. She sent like trillions of her daggers out way back at the beginning of time, on the off chance that the Loa Civil War breaks out, and the daggers are targeting the most probable location in the entire multiverse that the Baron could be in at the moment Erzulie kills Maman. You’ve got to be really good at calculations to pull this shit off. Erzulie’s calculations are that fucking good. It’s even funnier because the Loa Civil War is literally an impossible event! (I will explain this later)

This is what I’m saying. This woman’s Battle IQ is absolutely insane.

She’s going in my pirate crew. We’re totally gonna get the One Piece.

The myth of the cynical god

(As a disclaimer: This is not at all true for the actual deity or religion. This is just something I made up for my silly Hazbin Hotel fanfiction)

In the Beginning,

The goddess of Love

Was Full of Joy.

She took a Husband.

She Bore One Son.

She Loved Both Dearly.

Until One Day

Tragedy Befell

The powerful goddess.

Two lesser gods cannot conceive

A lesser god

For all gods are born of

Great God.

The Son

Was an Abomination.

Unable to become

A lesser god,

He Perished.

In her grief, Erzulie Dantor

Divorced her Husband

And Maimed Herself

With Two Small Scars

On Her Right Cheek.

The Pain of Losing

Her Only Son

Made Her Pitiful to

The Human Condition,

Until Humanity

Hardened Her Heart

And She Became

THE CYNICAL GOD.

#hazbin hotel ocs #the loa (hazbin hotel)#i love my ocs more than i can put into words

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gildedmuse · 4 years

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SWORD: A Kenshi To English Phrasebook

Take Two.

Again, understanding the language of swordsman is all about context. Let's take this situation.

Summation: You remember how you were in hiding from the government for like over a decade? Yeah, hope you retained all those skills. You gonna be needing them.

The premise here is that people are going to come after Robin for her ability to read the Poneglyphs and not just to hang out with Actual Deity Nico Robin, which I think is pretty absurd. Like, of all the reasons to kidnap Robin - and I'm not saying there are none! - the Poneglyph thing is not in my top ten.

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I've never kidnapped anyone.

ANYWAY, being told that you're about to be the target of some of the richest, most powerful people in the world must be fairly upsetting. Let's see how Robin takes that news.

Oh, that's right. She got that Robin Chill™.

"Excuse me, giant Cat Monster King, I think you'll find these idiots were willing to declare war against the World Government. That's the Government of almost the entire World. I mean, if anything it's going to be amusing to see them try and kidnap me. I wish them luck."

And now we get to compare those reactions.

I love you, but you would kick anyone's butt for almost any reason. You would kick anyone's butt for lunch. If you told Luffy that Zoro was keeping meat from him, Luffy would immediately slingshot himself across this cave and kick Zoro's ass. And like, they are besties. Not gonna save Zoro from the impending ass whooping.

But also I love how everyone knows how real the compliment is because it's Robin saying it. Luffy's usual reaction to compliments is "Hmm? Am I?" But if Robin says it, you know it's serious.

Unless it's about cannibal tribes. Do not trust this woman when it comes to cannibals.

"What? I didn't take that as a compliment. In fact, you shouldn't even trust me to keep you safe. Appro if nothing here are some new karate moves I've been practicing."

Turns out it's really easy to speak Reindeer.

"They can take Robin-san away over my dead body. Except... I'm already dead."

"Yohohoho!"

No, I'm not going to stop.

I was going to say that I love Franky's energy and commitment here, but then I literally always love Franky's energy and commitment. This man does not do anything where he hasn't packed fireworks just to show his level of energy and commitment.

But seriously, because I'm sort of a FrankyxRobin person, I couldn't help but notice that everyone else is like "Yeah, I'll totally protect you" while Franky is over here legitimately announcing to this whole cavern, "Yo, [City Name], I'm Franky and I am here to do anything for Nico Robin! Just anything! Coupon Does Not Expire."

I feel like if the rest of the crew did not think these two were in a relationship they probably do now.

(I'm also pretty cool with RobinxZoro and RobinxNami, not that it's relevant.)

[Oh wait it totally is]

Okay, so first, good energy from Usopp although I think we just witnessed why Franky might have an issue with the "no touching" rule. It's just... It's going to make their relationship very difficult.

Sex, Usopp. I'm saying your Team Parents are having sex.

Second...

I mean... Damn.

Nami rising from a pit of flames. "Look, Robin, I know these losers have all sworn to protect you, but let me just say, I am the only one here with the goddamn balls to commit willful homicide in your name."

"Love you bestie. xx"

Also, is it weird that I'm more attracted to Nami knowing she is full ready to rob a corpse. I mean, I always figured she'd rob a corpse. Survivor types don't tend to get caught up on those types of details. Her, Jewelry Bonney, and Trafalgar Law; they are all pretty prepared to steal off a dead man. In the first two cases, don't even need that solid a reason. Law is probably saving that one for a rainy day. Some point in the future when he needs it to survive.

Nami and Bonney, they see a corpse and their first instinct is, "Does he still have his wallet? Not anymore. Sucker." And that is what I love about them.

And Now For Our Swordsman

Be honest. You didn't realize this was a gif, did you? Like if I hadn't said anything you'd be all, "huh, weird that she choose to make gifs for every other character and then just used this still frame photo for Zoro."

Nope. That is fully animated. That is the entirety of Zoro's reaction captured in multiple sequenced frames. That gif is made up of 24 different images.

Yeah, well, the important thing is the smile.

See, with a couple exception (like screaming it out while bleeding to death of the deck of a ship cause someone was stupid enough to go after a goddamn Shichibukai not even a full arc into the journey) Zoro's reaction when someone (ie Luffy, it's mostly Luffy) commits the crew to something - something that could very easily end in death - this is Zoro's go to respond.

In Kenshi, Cocky Smile = This sounds like it might be incredibly dangerous. Good. I've got your back, captain.

Or, you know, in this case "They could be sending some really dangerous guys. Good. I've got your back, you strange, morbid woman."

Like I said, it's context.

[Look at my girl smile. She's so happy to have these idiots. These idiots are hers. She has adopted these idiots and she loves them and all their idiocy.]

In case your curious about our other swordsman, he's not pictured. Presumedly because his reaction hasn't actual changed from the last scene ie frowny face. Probably because he's thinking about all the possible added dangers Mugiwara-ya is taking on by keeping this woman on his ship and how that might effect his plans for their alliance. Also, he'd definitely would have kidnap Nico Robin should he have acquired all four shiny Poneglyphs and found out she could read them. So, yeah, best to skip showing his reaction in this otherwise really sweet moment.

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