#adult saiki k

[crack-canon]

Kusuke and Kusuo make adorable bento boxes for their lovers and they can never get enough of it

Makoto finds it embarrassing to open up on set since he can never predict what strange message or image Kusuke made that day but behind closed doors he absolutely cherished it and always post them to social media so people can comment how cute it is.

And of course Kusuke always check on Makoto’s “Mugami Tōru” social media and gets embarrassed about the comments people leave praising his cute food

M: So, what do you think of the comments? You really gotta learn to take compliments at some point ! It’s genuinely amazing! Oh and so was the food. Yummy （╹◡╹）♡

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Kusuo typically makes special bento boxes for special events or just random days to catch satou off guard with a a pleasant surprise. He isn’t his brother, he’s not hyper rich.

On normal days, it’s typically just the rice that’s designed adorably to look like animals or characters that Satou has a hard time eating them because he doesn’t want to ruin Kusuo hard work. At the same time, Ku worked hard on those bento boxes every morning so he can’t just not eat them. He too also posts it onto his social media to share to his friends and so he can keep an image of the adorable creations digitally

On the rare days Kusuo sleeps in after preventing some world ending tragedy or has a day off, Satou likes to return the favor with his rather crude attempts at cutting seaweed or writing in sauce. He’s a good cook, he just has big and shaky hands when it comes to smaller details

#grown up saiki #adult saiki k #8yrs into the future #satousai #saiki x satou #saiki k headcanons #kusuke x makoto #saiki kusuke #teruhashi makoto #satou hiroshi #makokuu

[oceanwithouthermoon]

thinking about kusuke being a "leave me alone, get out of my room" preteen and kusuo being just a kid, still with that hopeful sparkle in his eye and not fully aware of his burdens yet, just wanting to have a brother..

i just. really want to know more about the transitional period between when kusuo was happily participating in their silly little games -> when kusukes resentment got to be too much for either of them to handle and kusuo came to the mindset he has now about being almost fearful of him..

#yea. sorry. yea. #i love the saiki siblings i need them to be happy. i also want to torture them with everything in me. #im not gonna bring up the sa thing again because i dont want to hear people complain abt it but i def think that had to do with ir #i mean. its also the fact that it used to be silly harmless things in the comfort of their home #and now kusuke is like. an adult with nukes LMAO #i just refuse to believe that everything changed JUST because they got older #kusuke has literally tried to KILL kusuo.. theres no way there was no significant turning point #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuke #meows post

[leavemeal0newithmym0ss]

DISGUSTING ADULT MAN HITTING ON A HIGHSCHOOL GIRL EWWWW TERUHASHI BABYGIRL THATS NOT OK YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE NICE TO GROSS PEOPLE LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD INSULT THEM

#SOMEONE TELL HER ADULTS HITTING ON HER SHOULD NOT BE NORMALISED 😭 #teruhashi kokomi #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki no psi nan

[crookedlyinnernightmare]

Happy father’s day to Matsuzaki!!

hm? what do you mean he doesn’t have kids...? the entire school is right there?

#LOL all jokes aside he's genuinely a great teacher and a reliable adult so i think he should be celebrated :] #also expect to see a similar post on october 5th #according to wikipedia Teacher's day is celebrated on different days country by country but UNESCO has established a World Teacher's day on- #October 5th. it appears that Japan uses this date #the united states does it on the first tuesday of may EXCEPT for massachusetts where it's on the first sunday of june #because we have to be confusing ig #n e ways i think matsuzaki should be celebrated on that day too :3 #saiki k #matsuzaki

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

screenshot redraws ayoooo

#saiki k #tdlosk #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo #freaks art #screenshot redraw #don't hold an adult cat by their scruff if you can help it #headcanon that saiki does the ghibli puff when he's 'activated' in full effect here

[stardynamite]

Guyssss I’m turning 18 next week which means that I’ll officially be older than Saiki in the show Saiki K 😩

I don’t wannaaaaaa gnnnnn

#I won’t be able to make minor jokes anymore #bruhhh #I wont be a gifted child anymore #just some random average adult #I don wannaaaaa #waaa #waaaa #*flails around on the grind* #birthday #saiki k

[billiuspendragon]

I believe that Saiki is asexual as in he does not experience sexual attraction, but also that he is capable of asexual reproduction.

#I like imagining him as an adult being a single parent #I think he'd be a good parent based on how he treats what's-his-face #the guy who's obsessed wirh Cyborg Cider-man #anyways #I feel like he'd never be the type to baby-talk #he'd talk to his child like he'd talk to anyone else #but be less of a dick #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki kusuo #asexual #the disastrous life of saiki k #blimey this is a lot of tags

[thecrowperson]

Welp I posted the boy version so here's the girl version too:

Not a Kaidou Post but Here: feat. Teruhashi, Yumehara, Kurumi, Kuriko, and Mera

From: vol 6 ch 56

#saiki k #tdlosk #kokomi teruhashi #teruhashi kokomi #chiyo yumehara #yumehara chiyo #kurumi saiki #saiki kurumi #kuriko saiki #saiki kuriko #chisato mera #mera chisato #little weird that he's trying to get adult's attention with teenagers but we're just gonna sidestep that ig

[bat-circus]

I made a saiki x auria fan kid named hoshi, they/them only, they’re six years old

Idk how to draw baby’s

#the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki k #saiki x aiura #aiura x saiki #kusuo saiki #aiura mikoto #fan kid #they/them only! #saiki and aiura are adults btws

[aoki553]

i'm just saying.... boyfriends.

#you WILL hear me out. #before anyone comments “isnt makoto an adult” NO #NO. he's 17 here. likely around a year older #than kusuo #alex rambles #makokusu #kusumako #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k #teruhashi makoto #makoto teruhashi #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo

[3ndun0btained]

someone went on MY post abt trans man saiki and said it was UNTRUE and im being SO brave about it

#didnt even respond because im an ADULT and im MATURE #saiki k #saiki kusuo #tdlosk #3nd speaks #ofc this was on tiktok

[crack-canon]

Adult Saiki: Affection

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Saiki has many ways of silently asking/giving affection

-Gently tugging on Satou’s shirt and receiving a kiss on the top of his head in return

-He also appreciates gentle cheek bumps to his head from Satou

-Headbutting Nendou’s shoulder softly to ask for a hug. He gives great hugs

-Crossing ankles/legs with Shun whenever they sit across from each other during manga reviews or out at lunch since Shun works home a lot and needs to get out

-Leaning against Aren whenever the two are relaxing or just hanging out

-Setting a firm hand on Yuuta’s shoulder and giving him a quick thumbs up to which Yuuta responds by hugging the older man (big brother) tightly

-Initiating a hug with Teruhashi when he can tell she’s been having a bad day

-Standing next to Hairo. He doesn’t usually stand shoulder to shoulder with him since the man is a walking heater

-Providing information to Saiko about business and employees while sitting on the edge of Saiko’s desk and facing him fully

-Just constantly visiting Mera and Chiyo and Cafe Mami whenever he can for coffee jelly

-Helping Akechi explore gender-fluidity by lending some clothes he no longer wears and going shopping with his friend so he doesn’t feel awkward or judged while exploring the women’s section (most of Ku’s clothes are too colorful)

-insulting his brother. Ah good ol days of just calling your brother a whore for no reason while you two were talking about earth defenses

“maybe if you didn’t dress like a whore the whole time, youd finish your calculations faster”

“What does my dress style having to do with the computing speed of my computer!”

“Nothing at all. I just think you dress funny”

“Says the one who dresses in bright colors!”

“You try finding a fashion sense with bright pink hair!!”

-He always makes time for Psykickers

-Listening to Reita ramble and unload about ghost stress while resting his head on their friend’s shoulder

#grown up saiki #adult saiki k #8yrs into the future #saiki k headcanons #nendou riki #kaidou shun #satou hiroshi #hairo kineshi #kuboyasu aren #teruhashi kokomi

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions #ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person #if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully #that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is #not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion #yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something #like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi' #I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad #honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner #and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion #and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully) #but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ? #im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them' #have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf #its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!' #LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333 #ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious. #MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions #ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol #being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless #but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy #and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize #ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people #so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3 #i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE #watch nobody read this fr #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[leavemeal0newithmym0ss]

Okay I have two main points against the “why didn’t he just dye his hair”: #1 do you know how fucking expensive hair dye can be? And continually dying your hair? It doesn’t last forever and the cost would add up. And what happens when some comes off and people ask about it? What’s he supposed to say, that he dyed several random strands pink just because? Not to mention the messes it can cause (especially when it’s newly dyed). Also this is literally just easier then going through the process of dying his hair every few months

#2: he’s literally a freaking toddler what do you mean 😭 ???? I know he’s a genius but he still is a kid. Do you just think he came out of the womb with the knowledge of someone who graduated college? He still had to learn right from wrong and critical thinking skills...

#Also it would have not helped his self-esteem and self hatred if he was the only person in the world with naturally colored hair #So this is one way he’s not alone #It upsets me that people forget he was a child too... #He still is a child #But just like his parents they seem to think he’s a fully grown adult simply because of his powers #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo #saiki k

[phoenixcatch7]

Personal headcanon that is absolutely untrue but also no one can prove it's incorrect:

Saiki k is set in the same universe as bnha. Why?

Because saiki accidentally created quirks.

Listen. We don't know the exact date saiki k is set, but it roughly fits the time period the first quirks started appearing. A glowing child (oh hey, like teruhashi) born in China seems like the sort of thing that might result from a five year old rewriting humanity's dna to include anime hair and super healing so he wouldn't be lonely.

Something that always made me wonder about the bnha universe is that it's explicitly said that it is our modern timeline that suddenly diverged with the arrival of quirks. And yet... People who don't have those quirks still have anime hair. People who genetically don't have the special new mutation still have unnatural hair. And that never gets mentioned. Or explained.

And yes, the doyalist explanation is 'hur dur they're literally both anime, one just breaks the fourth wall for a gag and explains it' but we're fandom, we're not here for that.

Saiki k would be perfect for being the true past of bnha. It explains and expands upon everything, from the sudden and unexpected genetic mutations that even 3 centuries later super geniuses aren't able to nail down as how exactly they work, to the spontaneous and yet entirely unnoticed new hair colours, the why the how the what the when.

Because a world with a history of secret superpowers and people hiding their abilities accidentally creating a world just like them in the most unexpected way... A world where their childhood selves could have been so much happier and safer without needing to hide themselves...

Now that's a legacy.

#saiki k #bnha #When everyone's special? No one will be. #kusuo saiki #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuo no psi nan #mha #boku no academia #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #Just imagine kid saiki getting a precognition of the world he creates the day after he mind controls everyone #And having no context until years later when he sees a news story about experts discussing the sudden magical mutations #And nearly crying with realisation #Kid saiki: that's weird I guess I didn't do as good a job covering the hair as I thought. Least they're just calling them genetic quirks #Adult saiki years later staring at the TV in his apartment: oh g-d that's me. I did that. I created a new world order when I was 5. Oh g-d.

[attackurheart88]

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