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billy butcher's such a cunt, he deserves a cunt...
and then to get it plowed~<3
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chemicalaromanticism · 3 months
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date idea: i bite you
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bakuliwrites · 4 months
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Archduke of Baldur's Gate? Oh, you mean my big tiddy goth girlfriend? My Final Fantasy villain reject? My 40 year old gamer who subsists off of mountain dew and doritos? My skrunkly little tyrant? My struggling actor in an early 2000's hair product commercial? My ride-or-die Durge simp? The man that proposed to me with a Taco Bell hot sauce packet? My precious Gorty? My wife? My-
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darth-does-stuff · 7 months
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ok everybody saying dan fucks is conrad’s dad you do you but for ME personally the fix will always be conrad’s dad because dan gives cool uncle vibes 1000000% percent more than the fix ever will. but we will both live our truth and we will both be happy 🤝
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yeehawfml · 4 months
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What whimsical creatures. (Fake peppino not here because it isn't safe to touch. Be happy noise is here it was difficult to not get bitten by him.)
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snootlestheangel · 6 months
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The me from when I first joined the COD fandom would be disgusted with the fact I am considering giving Graves a "hero" arc in one of my works.
Fucking Graves.
I can't with myself sometimes.
Also, @cod-dump this is 100% your fault. I would include the good boy Moose because he's the reason I became emotionally invested in Shadow Company but really? It all boils down to you, doesn't it?
Graves might be getting a hero arc but I'm on my villain arc >:)
You're on my list now, Mike, I swear-
But I can't even be mad at you
Like I wanna but I can't
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE!
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Letti, usually: noooo don't put your face near my face noooo i hate it
Letti for an hour this morning: i'm going to sleep with my nose in your eye socket and you're going to like it
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The important thing to remember with Astarion is that yes, he is elegant and seductive and charming, but he's also a fuckin' weirdo, and if you have to default to one of the two, go with weirdo.
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kugisaaki · 3 months
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theres so much discourse within jjk enjoyers but im so glad we all agree on the fact that kenjaku is a whore
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how dare he do this to me
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bluerose5 · 4 months
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My favorite part of writing the ladies of bg3 is having them roast the absolute fuck out of my Tav and/or the men in the party.
“I was not aware that wizards here knew how to do much else,” Lae'zel said, “other than talk too much for their own good.”
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Astarion gives me cuteness aggression. Like I see that pointy little face and want to bite him.
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suffarustuffaru · 11 months
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ngl emilia needs to go more batshit more. i support her rights AND wrongs. i think she should match her boyfriend and go insane for an eight arcs straight. tappei stop holding her back 🥺🥺
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enteragoodnamehere · 6 months
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my biggest She Would Not Fucking Say That moment w/ the tma fandom and nikola is when fics present her as this like Super Controlling Super Manipulative person bc. She’s not either of those things??
Like she’s super blunt when it comes to her intentions, straight up telling jon to find the gorilla skin or she’s gonna kill him in 97 and then villain-monologuing at him about her plans for him in 101. It’s just the way she says it is kind of funky but that’s just how she speaks. It’s not manipulation it’s just Eloquent Threatening
And she doesn’t have that Iron Fist of Control around the Circus/Strangers in general that y’all seem to think she does. In fact members of the Circus seem to be able to come and go as they please (seen in Nikolai Denikin/Breekon and Hope leaving and Sarah going to do the hospital thing w/ Melanie) and she certainly doesn’t have sway over Every Single Stranger (ex: The Not!Them doesn’t seem to be tied to the circus and only really uses them for transportation and chatting?? Like as friends?? Idk im forgetting if there was ever an explanation for Not!Sasha visiting the wax museum given).
And don’t get me wrong she’s still an evil bastard. She’ll threaten and cheat and kill and skin people alive to get what she wants, she’s just not a bastard in That Way y’know?
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wall-e-gorl · 1 year
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let them be COZY
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lavenoon · 1 year
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What are all the boys love languages? :o
Sun: Acts of service (as in the one reverse au drabble) and also very very big on words of affirmation. Totally the person that would make an entire presentation (including citing his sources) about why you're great and why he loves you and he will not hear anything against it! Loves doing things for you, cooking, treating wounds, helping out with chores - that's all him and he loves to take that off your hands, loves to see the relieved smile and the affection in your expression when he can do that for you! Loves taking care of you both with actions and with words, making you feel the best you can <3
Maybe has a bit of an issue with feeling useful, so receiving it's very effective to drag him into some quality time and physical touch - just drag him onto the couch for a movie and an extensive cuddle session, and he blanks. You love him even when he's not doing anything? You just like this too? This is fine? He'll be addicted after just one time but will be incredibly shy and awkward about asking for it, since he's so used to being the "provider", but he needs it, too <3
Moon: Quality time and physical touch. Oh my god he's such a whore for physical touch fr. The boy could cuddle 24/7 and in canon struggles because pre-reveal there is just barely any excuse for some friendly rival cuddling. He does get the quality time at least, but he truly thrives on the combination with the touch. Would be all over you as long as you're okay with it. The purring, you know <3 Also loves the cuddling sessions during movies though he'll shit talk the movie the entire time, loves stupid movies for that reason exactly. Honestly, talking shit together about other people/ things is a love language in and of itself for him <3
Absolutely floored and baffled and gobsmacked when he gets hit with gifts though - the thought that someone thought of him while he wasn't there, thought of him enough to get him a gift? Something they thought he would like, that could help him somehow, just something that reminded them of him? He melts just a bit and will cherish it forever. (That's why reverse au Moon is so weird about gift giving - Y/N gets him one and he blanks because he has no scripts for this. They thought of him? He needs to show affection back asap but his usual ways to show affection aren't possible due to the relationship as it is? Gift giving should work - but he's awkward) <3
Eclipse: His sharing translates into a lot of quality time and gift giving - he just wants to spend all the time with you, and while he also leans into physical touch as a sort of consequence (boy is starved for all the love, it translates into all the love languages /hj) the most important thing for him is just to be with you, any minute he can get. He'll shower you in many gifts too, not necessarily big gestures but always thoughtful, little things, and the consistency can be staggering. Almost counts as acts of service, as he tries to find gifts that you would enjoy the most or that might help you somehow. @zelda7999 depicts that beautifully in New Horizons! Eclipse is a big softie who just wants to shower people in love <3
Receiving he's definitely very big on physical touch, like that's a surefire way to get him, and also of course the quality time and giving him gifts, too! Words of affirmation melt him absolutely, even if it's not his first go to regarding expressing his love (still happens often enough lmao) so honestly, any love you show him (though you might have to be very direct if you want it to be an actual confession) he'll just eat up gladly. Love the boy <3
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