#alien txt

[stjoangerard]

"you don't understand, we don't hold hands" genuinely a contender for one of the most heartwrenching lines ever written

#txt #gerard way #hesitant alien

[butchhatred]

What if aliens were sexually dimorphic to an extreme degree (like males are literally half the size of females or something) and theyd be baffled at how we can distinguish between men and women

#txt #humans are space orcs #aliens #space australia #humans are weird #humans are space oddities #writing prompts

[2009-ghost]

ghost and roach in an ikea

what will they do?

short fic under the cut :]

It was no secret that Roach liked the space, his fascination with it bordering on obsession. Despite being virtually mute most of the time, sometimes he would ramble for hours to Ghost about planets, constellations and whatnot, and Ghost would listen.

It was no secret that Ghost liked Roach. So, naturally, he accepted his teammate's invitation (he'll consider it a date) to go to Ikea together, since a new space-themed line of plushies and trinkets just dropped. Captain Mactavish had no choice but give in to his Sargent's excited request, because really, both him and Ghost had earned a day off after the missions they've been thrown into lately.

All of this led to Ghost being dragged around a busy Ikea store by a very eager Roach.

'Hold these', he'd sign hastily with one hand while dumping an armful of green aliens on Ghost before skidding off to the next item of interest.

"Gary. We can't possibly bring all this stuff back on base-" Ghost tried to reason before shutting his mouth from the poisonous glare sent his way. You know what? The Captain could deal with it when they got back. It was not Ghost's responsibility to keep Roach's spending habits in check; he might aswell try to enjoy this outing.

He huffed a short sigh before looking around to locate Roach; he didn't have to look very far, as the other man stomped over, holding two keychains depicting the very same green aliens that were currently stacked in his arms, albeit reasonably smaller.

'For our guns', Gary cheekily supplied, and added them to the pile.

Simon rolled his eyes fondly. "You done here, yeah? Can we go to the food court?"

'Not yet, we gotta get UFOs for each of them.'

#i had a drawing of them with the ikea alien in my sketchbook and i said 'why not make something with this idea' #so here you go #please be gentle with me i haven't written a fic in so long #much less in english #ghostroach #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod fanart #cod fanfic #call of duty fic #cod 2009 #call of duty mw2 #maksimka explodes #maksimka yapps #maksimka txt #maksimka art

[ix-c-999]

[this post has no dni other than not to involve it in discourse, mockery, or other harassment]

#.txt #[venn] #[quivok] #[eleven] #for the aliens in our system #aliens #alienkin #otherkin #alterhuman #extranth #extranthrope #flashing / #blinkies #blinkie #spacehey #spacecore #aliencore #space

[creaturebrood]

[ ovi / ovipositor, overstim, pain ]

You run your hand along the engorged, pulsing flesh of their ovipositor, tormented whimpers and shallow, short breaths emerging from their gritted teeth as they thrust into your hand in attempt to force the intense pressure through their narrow passage. They couldn't cum until the eggs were through, and it was taking a toll on them - their phallus was painfully sensitive, and on top of the overwhelming lust and need to deposit their eggs came the intense, periodic contractions that rippled through their abdomen and down the length of their already overstimulated xenocock.

It wouldn't be long until you feel something bulging at the base of their member, the first of many eggs. They were small in size as to be deposited without harm, but came in droves, just big enough for each of them to be felt as vividly as the last as they and the fluid surrounding them forced their way through their laboring host. You tighten your grip on their host's swollen member, meanwhile, their small, uncoordinated thrusts evolve into erratic bucking as their eggs began to open them from the inside, whimpers turning to grunts of effort as they're stretched, and finally, the first egg pushes through the base of their birth canal and begins its journey to the tip of their ovipositor.

It doesn't leave immediately, though. In fact, the pressure only builds as more eggs stack up behind it. Finally, the pressure breaks. Alien hands grip you tightly as the ovipositor's owner attempts to ground themself through the torrential release of fluid and eggs, overwhelmed sobs tearing from their mouth as they beg for the painful stimulation to finally be over.

#ovi #ovipositor #cock birth #ambiguous gender #nsft #overstim #birth kink #alien pregnancy #preg #idk what else to put on this #🍄.txt #tense has been edited

[sweetsweetloverlover]

#didnt put alien³ since its limited to 10 answers and also like. no one cares #anyway im not expecting smth else than fight club (prpbably closely followed by tsn) to win but. im interested in the numbers :^) #there IS a wrong answer btw #txt

[antihibikase-archive]

It is incredibly isolating to navigate through fandom as an aromantic person. Aro experiences are so varied, and there is no definite aro experience that encapsulates the alienation that fandom spaces cause for certain people.

Fandom is mostly built and structured on shipping. And if not, the blorbofication of characters, which tends to go down the shipping pipeline; where does that leave the romance repulsed aro person who genuinely does not want to see any form of shipping? Platonic dynamics, right?

Yeah, sure. But by platonic dynamics, it's only "best friends" or "family" right? Where does that leave the aro folks with undefined labels? No, qprs aren't a get-out-of-jail card.

And qprs- they have no rules or standards set upon them by society, not even having a clear definition for what it is, because not all qprs are the same. Yet, for some reason, it ended up becoming the "nonbinary" option to a lot of people- not romantic or "regular" platonic? Qpr it is, right?

But where does that leave the aro folk who don't want a qpr? Who don't wish to see characters depicted in pairs or trios or so forth- who embrace the lack of a partner?

And these concepts presented; when aro folk talk about them, do you care? And if you do, do you understand? Do you try to?

If you aren't aro, but wish to be supportive, are you a genuine ally? Do you raise the concerns of aro folk you share the space with?

Or do you take a look at these concepts- and decide you understand them "well" enough? Do you decide to speak for aro folks instead?

Do you depict relationships outside of romance because you believe in the importance of platonic relationships? Will you accept the fact that not all platonic interactions will be familial or "best friends"?

Can you accept depictions of qprs outside of "more than friends, less than lovers"? Are you willing to accept it is not just "best friends" or "romance lite"? Will you accept that nothing is inherently romantic- and characters in a qpr may fall under your standards of lovers?

Can you resist the urge to put every character in a pair or trio or group? Are you comfortable with the notion of characters finding more joy in being by themselves, outside of all those lenses you see them in?

It's good if you can.

And if you can't, at the very least, do you understand why some aro folk in your space are upset? Embittered by your favorite ships? Starving for representation?

Did you depict these characters with these concepts with the knowledge that aromanticism is fluid?

#antihibikase.txt #Long Post #((I'm sorry. I have been thinking about this for weeks and I am unhappy.)) #((Honestly? I have been feeling more and more isolated in fandom recently.)) #((It hurts. I know non aro folks are trying.)) #((And its hard to describe. It's alienating.)) #((And the typical fandom response is more representation- which is well-meaning.)) #((But. Specifically to non aro folk. When you depict these aro concepts are you normal about them.)) #((Do you do so respectfully.)) #((Reminder that qprs are not restricted to aro folks btw.)) #((I'm so so tired. It's easy to say you care but then completely miss the mark.)) #((And just in case- this is NOT alluding to anyone. Please allow me to let my rage be my own.)) #((Or to share this with those who understand.)) #((And if you as a non aro person feel attacked by this- sorry.)) #((I did my best to word this as firmly as possible without sounding angry because I am aware that-)) #((-many will read this in bad faith.)) #((Okay to reblog btw.)) #((This isn't one of my usual rambles despite it being under my txt tag.))

[joltning]

please god please put a character that like the majority of people do not give a fuck about/forgot about in s19

#this post is about: illinois siris the triplets niner hammer jax demo eta iota #ghanoush mccalister yellow church and the green alien #and everyone else I didn’t list. please it would be funny #rvb #red vs blue #”why not dylan” cause I damn well know my friends crazy for her idk what’s up with htaht #txt

[deermouth]

thinking about kamen... i love when a character is boring and really shitty but the story Puts Them In The Washing Machine and they get interesting

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign spoilers #'the washing machine' in this case being 'a giant alien frog with a taste for blood that's impersonating your dead wife' #txt

[stvlti]

Jaime Reyes sucks at driving and here's why

... What's up, Jaime? Is that your girlfriend? Why don't you have a car?

His old man runs a garage and he doesn't have a car ...

(Panel from Blue Beetle (2006) #26)

Throughout the 2006 series we seldom see Jaime drive. He's always carpooled with Brenda and Paco to school, and even after he becomes Blue Beetle full-time it's Paco who drives him around on missions. Which makes sense, considering he got the scarab at 16, leaving him little incentive to learn to drive and drive well when he could just fly. In issue #26 we see him do exactly that: he commutes to a family gathering by flying in in his bugsuit.

So Jaime is not the best driver. He probably drove Once™ and is barred from the driver's seat by everyone from El Paso to his Titans friend group. But no, it's not what you're thinking. He can drive. He just drives like a grandpa. Three miles an hour below the speed limit at all times, uses his blinkers religiously, and waits way too long to make turns because he doesn't trust that the gap in traffic is long enough. He gets to a busy junction and starts sweating bullets. The Scarab is screaming in his head about imminent danger. He's trying to read signals and Khaji tells him to just floor it. Everytime Jaime gets into a car the scarab is screaming about the stupidity of right of way in traffic laws.

The first time Jaime borrows the family car after the scarab fuses to his spine it goes like this:

Khaji: IF I WERE DRIVING WE WOULD HAVE ARRIVED 22 MINUTES AGO

Jaime: If you were driving we wouldn't have enough car left to arrive in!!!! not to mention all the pedestrian casualties!!!!

Jaime can't even help navigate the road with the scarab's built-in GPS system because roads don't make sense to Khaji and it never maps drivable routes.

Khaji: turn right in 500 feet

Jaime: khaji theres no road in 500 feet

Khaji: turn right in 200 feet

Jaime: khaji theres no road, reroute!!!

Khaji: turn right in 15 feet

Jaime: KHAJI IM NOT DRIVING THIS CAR THROUGH A WALMART, REROUTE

(dialogues courtesy of @lemontongues )

In conclusion, Jaime absolutely sucks at driving, thanks for coming to our ted talk

#blue beetle #jaime reyes #khaji da #Traci 13 #dc headcanon #long post #Everyones like HOW CAN YOU FIGHT SPACE ALIENS ON A DAILY BASIS AND STILL PANIC ABOUT MERGING ONTO THE HIGHWAY?? #and jaime is like KHAJI KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME TO HIT OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE THEY KILL US AND ALSO THIS IS MY MOM'S CAR :((((( #<< i didn't know how to fold that part into the post but YES. 100% #jaime reyes can't drive #dc txt #teen titans

[t34-mt]

kyhuine mount, after so long (1 year?) ive finally updated its look + their name gets an update too: kriihan in kyhuine, sometimes called mamui ("our gift") in maanul

the "beak" is actually their front teeth, each year a new layer of keratin grows on top. They might be "related" to maanul in kyhuines, by that i mean like how lemurs and humans are both from the primates family but widely different/distant from each other.

kyhuines are around 110-120 cm on average (3 feet 11 1/4 inches or whatever that works), and their mounts are around 2 meters (6 feet 6). Maanuls couldn't be able to ride them as they were almost the same size as the mounts.

kyhuine mounts are used to transport people and materials, keep livestock protected as when having one or two live alongside herd of other domesticated animals will protect them as they consider them a part of their "flock", small breeds (prob the size of a male maanul) also used as mobility assistance pet in some regions as they're easier to train for that than kitri are but they take much space so in the city of kaar'kchir it would be complicated to own one in streets while in large open villages or in semi-nomadic kyhuine villages it would be easier to have one.

They can be used as animal sacrifices in some regions, animal sacrifices aren't a thing every kyhuine population does it's mainly an eastern one. Though kriihans are rare to see in sacrifices as they're so useful for many reasons, if sacrificed it's an old individual that will be.

Late AOS, first contact, kyhuines gifted some of their mounts to maanuls, which is why maanuls might call the mounts mamui "our gifts". And while for the most part, they weren't so useful since maanuls spend their time at sea, and live at cliffs. They were useful to people who would travel out in the land like for example "botanists" or central north maanuls who are half nomadic and will travel to 2 spots per year because of season and temperatures. But they could only transport materials rather than people with the kyhuine mount.

Thus northern maanuls made their own breed, much bigger so it could transport people. Tho, they would keep many kyhuine breed ones around to just transport materials. And have several maanul breeds only to transport young tired maanuls or maanuls with mobility issues that would prevent them from walking/walking long distances when migrating, before they had mamui central north maanuls used a sort of pulled rickshaw to transport people when migrating. it is still quite common to see because not every central north colony has mounts, and in general pulled various types of rickshaws are common on altuyur.

I will try to take inspiration from the Belgian Draft Horses when i design them, a maanul's kriihan would look like a behemoth next to a kyhuine. i still don't know how saddles work, i need to figure out how a dinosaur shaped creature would ride another dinosaur/ostrich shaped creature

#updating google doc to link them now #ms paint #my art #altuyur #speculative zoology #xenofiction #worldbuilding #alien #kyhuine #2023 #artist on tumblr #txt

[galaxyglaze]

me explaining to my friends who have never seen one piece why sanji/nami is actually a yuri pairing*

(*sanji is a trans woman i am not accepting feedback at this time thank you)

#like yes a lot of stuff is played for comedy but #when you pair the 2 year time gap arc with #how happy he was when he got body swapped with nami #and also the theme of alienation in his childhood backstory #the transness is off the charts #trans!sanji #mtf sanji #trans woman sanji #sanji #nami #sanami #one piece #txt

[e1ectrostatic]

i’d like to make an effort to get more involved in the fictionkin community, but the current climate of it is very confusing to me not gonna lie, particularly with the rise of the idea that a “kin” is a character you strongly relate to and nothing else

sometimes (especially on twitter) i see people claim being fictionkin has always meant just relating to the character, or having a deep connection, or even just Really Liking the character, but as far as i remember, that’s a really recent thing. like, i haven’t been too active in the fictkin community (yet), but i can’t recall that ever being a prevalent idea in years past. i’m still so used to fictionkin being a really niche concept, but now that it’s gained more popular attention on the internet, all sorts of new definitions and usages of terms have popped up

as a consequence, finding other fictionkin online has become a lot harder. these days, if i see someone say they’re kin with a character (or more commonly, they “kin a character”), i legitimately don’t know what they mean. are they like me? or would they think i’m “taking things too seriously”?

which takes me to another thing, the rise of misinformation on what it means to be fictionkin started a whole new wave of ostracizing and armchair diagnosing. i see people who are more familiar with the popular definition of fictionkinkin treat people whose experiences fit the original definition as if they’re weird or just straight up act ableist towards them. i see things like “it’s not that deep”, or “they’re taking it too far”. i even see people try to claim being fictionkin in the og way is inherently something you should seek mental help for, and i can’t really say anything about that other than what the fuck. i was used to people on the outside talking about us like that, but i definitely didn’t expect it to come from inside the house

AND LIKE i don’t wanna sound gatekeepy, not one bit. i hate it when people try to nitpick and dictate how things should be for everybody, but this shift in language is a special case because it’s now actively harder to engage with an already fringe community. i can’t think of any pros to it, plus there are and have always been other terms that could fit the “mainstream kin” experience. like otherhearted, or otherlink, or synpath, to name only a few. i’m sure anyone with common sense agrees this way of expression is completely valid and has its place in the community when done in good faith. it’s just that the rampant misinformation and misuse of terminology (not to mention the horrible toxicity) is actively pushing us out of our own spaces

anyway i dont know where to go with this, its just a little diary entry. shoutout to fellow fictionkin (or any otherkin) in the trenches, i hope someday the misinformation stops and people learn to be a little kinder

#txt #kin stuff #fictionkin #alterhuman #anyway if anyone has any advice on how to get more involved with the community that'd be welcome #fandom is fun but it can be alienating when it's the only thing you're involved in #there's just an inherent difference in how we process media. neither way is inferior or superior‚ it's just a difference #this has been in my drafts for months btw. setting it free now like a little wild animal

[dotrousersmatter]

People are really shitting on Murdoch for doing a kooky musical episode?? Shows really can't try to have fun anymore, fuck. I, for one, am looking forward to watching the fever dream of Musical Murdoch on Monday. I hope they lean into musical theatre tropes and reference other shows.

#.txt #murdoch mysteries #this is the show that had an alien invasion episode and an episode where i guy tried to annex mimico as his own country #let them cook for fucks sake

[souldagger]

octavia butler's books make me miss writing essays sooo much i only started Adulthood Rites a couple days ago and it instantly made me go back to rotating Dawn in my head 24/7. in my room like this rn

#thinking abt the themes of colonialism and consent and the ways in which the oankali are genuinely more fucking horrific #than any stereotypical alien invasion could be #.txt #books #octavia e butler

[gaydinobot]

theres no appeal to ivan and till to me nothing good would've ever come out of them . the appeal is watching Ivan be a sad gay weirdo

#my txt #alnst ivan #alien stage