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eldritch-immunity · 10 months

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Is the fact that I can't watch people do anything without wondering "how are their pants staying up" bad

#guy running 'how are his pants still up' girls dancing 'how are none of them holding up their pants' guy playing sport 'but his pants'#im realizing how much of life ive missed out on because my clothes didn't fit #or bc my mom wouldn't take me to a doctor if i got hurt #we played some sport at youth group and all i could think about was keeping my clothes adequately covering me and not getting hurt #bc if I get hurt we're not even going to slow down the pace to let me heal whether alone see a doctor. we never have.#but the guy who was playing goalie dove around to block the ball without a care in the world #how? how can he do that? 'why can't I do that? just put myself out there fearlessly' i wondered.#but if he broke his wrist hed go to the doctor and get a cast and time to heal #i wouldn't #and his pants fit

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jayevrd · 1 year

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do you guys think he has enough belts yet

#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun maximum #trimax #trigun stampede #trigun vash #vash fanart #vash #idk how to tag anything girl help #trigun fanart #fanart #art #my art #jayevrd #graphic design is my passion #also ik alot of his design elements r flipped i drew him mostly yhe other way but decided i wanted to be able to see his gay earring #his fucking prosthetic is on the wrong side . pretend its not OKAY. OKAY PLEASE #also the fit is insp by stunt harness +those belt pants thst everyones circulating saying its vashcore (i agree)

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hedgehog-moss · 7 months

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The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.

That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.

I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.

But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed

Would you share your hay with me, though?

I see.

#crawling along #i think of gollum's ''what has it got in its pocketses?'' every time pirlouit tries to raid my pockets with mounting frustration #your big nose doesn't fit in my coat pockets!! stop trying #and you don't even like mints #i tried to give him one once for a taste and it was too minty for him and he spent 30s panting with his mouth wide open #like my baby cousin when she stayed over and forgot her kid toothpaste and had to use my grown-up one #same look of betrayal

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galaghiel · 6 months

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oh michael, didn't you know?

#fnaf #michael afton #evan afton #fnaf 6 au #me doods #this one gave me a headache bc idk how to panel it lmao #i'm literally making this all up as i go. flying by the seat of my pants #but it's good practice if nothing else #michael's in his mike schmidt fit #idk how to draw the animatronics if it ain't obv #i keep looking at the pics and then just. gave up lmao

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desire-mona · 3 days

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wanna know the rsl photo that haunts me most? yes you do its this one

why do u have a doohickey vest. put those toes away this is a conceal carry household. like this is unnecessary

#desire mona #media #truly can never get over this one like it follows me everywhere #going about my day and my brains like hey do you remember the fuckass vest. lets think about the fuckass vest #dont tell anyone but i do kinda fuck with the doohickey vest. like a little. in a vacuum its sick as hell #EDIT HIS PANTS ARE TOO LONG. RSL WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT YOU CHALLENGE FAILED YET AGAIN!!!!!!#dead poets society #house md #robert sean leonard

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woolysstuff · 2 months

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look at them go

The scientist dudes but i gave them a redesign

old designs undercut

#wooly draws stuff #daycare attendant #dca #dca au #dca fandom #dca!mad scientist au #sundrop #moondrop #doctor moondrop #assistant sun #gave moon sweat pants because he looked too sophisticated #i think his new design fits his personality a lot more haha #also gave sun better shoes because WHAT ARE THOSEE #IDs in alt

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ghouljams · 5 months

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I'm pretty sure I'm ovulating rn but I cannot get Keegan and angel's mutual breeding kink outta my head ik those mf be going AT IT its probably so fucking messy too (sorry if this is tmi ghoul)

"Where do you want it baby?" Keegan pants against your lips, "Inside?" You nod, whimpering when he fucks you harder, faster. "Yeah you do, inside, always inside. Tell me why, angel."

"Want you to knock me up," you mumble, more shy in the heat of the moment than when you were teasing him an hour ago.

"Mm, that's right angel," Keegan hums, he shudders when you clench around his cock. His hips actually stop, and you worry he's cum, his breath panting heavily as he rests his forehead against yours. No, he's trying to stop himself from cumming, something that won't stand. You push your fingers through his hair to pull his head back and he laughs, a deep breathless chuckle. "Getting desperate, eh love?"

"Keegan," you try to sound serious, but the way he rolls his hips makes your back arch. He hums, waiting for you to try and open your mouth again, letting your fingers tighten in his hair, as he fucks his cock into you as slow and torturous as he ever has.

"Filled up this pretty pussy once today already, fuck I love seeing you like this. Mindless little breeder in heat for her man," he turns to kiss your forearm, fucking you harder when you squeak out half a syllable, "Should keep you pregnant all the time, so you dont have to keep begging me to breed you."

"Keegan," you plead.

"Listen to you, using my name like it belongs to you," he clicks his tongue, "say it again angel, beg me to breed you."

"Fuck," you sob when he picks up to his brutalizing pace again, his cock driving into you hard and deep. His hand slips between you, fingers playing with your clit to make it just that much harder to string a thought together. "Keegan please," you dig your nails into his shoulders, you want this, it's an easy thing to ask for, "breed me, fill me up, make me a mum."

Oh it's exactly what both of you want, and it makes him growl, makes him dig his teeth into your neck with a staccato, "mine" before he does exactly as you ask. Keegan groans low in the back of his throat as you cum around his cock, his hips stilling as he fills you with ropes of hot cum. You don't have to say it, you both hope this is the time it sticks.

#cod x reader #x reader #keegan ghosts #keegan x reader #keegan russ #cod keegan #keegan p russ #keegan russ x reader #fae!keegan #f!reader #mdni #angel is absolutely the one following keegan around and asking for another kid #she looks at the space in the corner of their room and sighs #keegan: whats wrong #angel: just thinking about how well a crib would fit there #keegan is already takjng his pants off

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significant-ace-nnoyance · 2 years

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