#and i know my parents and my moms parents will be chill about it

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

I was looking through my Instagram for a picture of some of my art and came across these from the week I got harley (and also got distracted watching videos of layla and mercedes)

Notice the dates lol

#''lol look at this baby calico thats sleeping in the same position as mercedes'' #*two days later* ''soooo this is harley'' #i wanna be clear that the picture of her sleeping was taken on the second day in a row of me going there to see her #also. do i come out to my parents and tell them i wanna go by riley and THEN change my insta handle #OR do i just change my insta handle and switch out the profile pic to a trans flag or something and see how long it takes my mom #to notice #she barely uses instagram so probably awhile #i would do facebook but then EVERYONE would know and while the most openly transphobic relatives are dead #and i know my parents and my moms parents will be chill about it #its the rest of them that idk about #my dads parents were pretty hardcore trump supporters so they are a MAJOR question mark for me #if they werent on there i might just change it rn and go to sleep and deal with the fallout in the morning #fuckin transphobic relatives gotta ruin all my fun man #anyways thats my insta if you wanna follow me for whatever reason before i change it #im literally never on there but i am probably gonna start uploading my art there again just to have an organized place for it #also!!! pictures and videos of mercedes and layla!!!! i go on there just to watch them sometimes cuz i miss them #harley #mercedes

[bacchuschucklefuck]

assorted thoughts 1/when sklonda mentioned getting drinks with sandra lynn now and then I straight up cheered I was so scared for her social life being so overworked 2/straight up have no judgement on the whole ratgrinder situation on account of being a whole grown man. Im not getting into beef with fictional teenagers let them sort that out among themselves 3/sprak levefre

#not art #my oldest daughter with a grown sibling ass going I hope sklonda makes time to chill #she should be at the club. for free. they should pay her to be at the club #honestly its kind of a thing with riz too but thats more like. ok the thing is riz just fr loves mysteries #so tbh its more like if u yknow. love drawing and u draw for fun #and now u also draw for job. like I feel like thats the thing thats going on with riz #dude who playtests as a job and then goes home and plays more games. but with mysteries #but with sklonda it really feels like. its something shes Good at bc shes diligent and careful and has a moral spine #rather than something she actively enjoys. like her job is solidly her Job #so she immediately hits that alarm trigger in my brain seeing moms going about like #!!!⚠️⚠️STOP⚠️⚠️!! DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY ARE YOU CULTIVATING YOUR SOCIAL LIFE #and with her it fucking Got me too bc she just! doesnt seem to have the time to build that for herself #and the fact that she (Like Riz) is Living While Goblin in elmville and the isolation that probably entailed #like the empty nesting down the line would hit her like a baseball bat it would be Brutal #so genuinely knowing that she is casually hanging out with sandra lynn (and probably other parents in the group as well) #thats a whole piece of anxiety off my mind watching this show lmao. moms! #anyways sprak lefevre my beloved. actually I retract my vow of neutrality sprak's party better really like him and treat him right #or else. #he is prrrrrobably an artificer but personally itd be so funny if he isnt. what if hes a bard

[justablah56]

I'm thinking about telling my parents that I'm changing my name today.... wish me luck ig

#just blahs #my moms been out of town for the last little while so im just waiting til she gets home #probably a little bit after that so she can unpack everything too #but anyways #im pretty sure my parents will be mostly chill about it . the only question is will they decide to use aether or try to talk me out of it #who knows #but like . i do know that nothing bad is like . *actually* gonna happen . like i know they probably wont get like . upset w me #idk but im nervous even though i know itll be alright #i hate coming out #nonbinary #agender #genderqueer #pangender

[strangesickness]

me: blah blah blah... and that is why even though IT chapter two was a big deal for LGBTQ representation, as it was a massively successful film with a middle aged gay main character, it fumbles a lot of it's gay scenes and misses the mark in a multitude of ways

my mom just trying to call and catch up: ????

#my mom is like the ally ever btw this is not to imply she isn't. i just don't think she was prepared for my thesis on homosexuality in IT #okay unrelated to IT but #it is so messed up that i am closeted as trans because if i was out i just know my mom would be the trans parent of all time #my mom is so chill like every time i visit home i look more like a guy and she's so cool about it #posts afflicted with a strange sickness

[mymarifae]

after all this time i still can't predict how mayor holiday will be characterized

because like. i feel like all the fanon versions of her where she's stoic and serious and gruff are like... not right?? queen is supposed to reflect her. right. like that much is painfully obvious

... none of those adjectives apply to queen????? now ofc she could be mayor holiday's total opposite to highlight the differences in their approach to mothering noelle - i'm not discounting that or anything because i literally do not know. it's just that's not necessarily the vibe i got

queen is cheerful and silly but very pushy. very demanding. she expects a lot and doubles down and really puts on the pressure when people don't meet those expectations. all with a smile! like. i feel like the fandom saw rudy say noelle's mom is hard on her and saw the thing about her keeping her office frigid cold and automatically assumed she's a cold person who only knows how to frown

you don't have to be stoic to be a strict parent. you can be all smiles and be more demanding and controlling than the gruffest most stone-faced parent in the world. and like... we saw that when it comes down to it, queen is more than capable of dropping the silly antics and jokes and she can and will get serious. she doesn't need cages or control plugs or an army or anything but herself and a few well-placed threats. which reminds me of when alphys said hometown's cops (ugh) don't really do anything because mayor holiday takes care of it all.

i think... maybe. she used to be a little less strict and a little more genuinely lighthearted. but after dess disappears, she drops that lightheartedness. she gets really, really serious about turning hometown into a safe place and making sure noelle is strong enough to like. Survive.

but she does it all... with a smile! after all, every politician's got to have a dazzling fake grin, right?

#and you know after seeing mafuyu's mom come to life. stoic serious gruff mayor holiday is Nothing #it's easy to tune out your parent's expectations if they're a bitch about it. but if they're 'nice' and 'gentle' #and they insist it's what's best for you... and they never seem to give you a choice or room to say no because why would you? this is best. #that's where things get to the point of haunting. looming over your shoulder. suffocating your will to live and replacing it with theirs #not that i think mayor holiday will be abusive or anywhere near as manipulative as mafuyu's mom but like #the first thing you think of when you hear 'she keeps her ac on all the time so her office is freezing' is like. #again. that gruff stoic serious harsh character. that's not very interesting #flip it on its head. show me a mayor holiday with the brightest smile sitting in that freezing cold office. THAT sends chills down my spine #also off topic but thinking about noelle and the holidays in general again made me start thinking about the damn dog burglars again #i am STUCK on their story about the beast who attacked them outside the mansion. like what the fuck? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT TOBY? #it wasn't susie. it probably wasn't mayor holiday herself. what was it. was it dess?? does it have something to do with THAT mystery?!?!? #if the next deltarune chapters don't elaborate on that at all i'm setting myself on fire

[aroace-poly-show]

like i get it i’m a junior i don’t have much time left to fuck around and relax i have to start thinking about what i’m gonna do but you see the problem is whenever i do i start spiraling so hard a tornado has nothing on me and every time i’m reminded of it i get a teeny bit closer to killing myself

#not to be mentally ill but when people say i need to start thinking of the future i can’t stand it cause there’s nothing in my brain #i think of nothing there isn’t fucking anything for me aside from chilling 6 feet underground #and that’s not right and i knowwww i know thattttt and this should be shit i talk to my therapist about and not posting on tumblr #but fuckkkkk what if she thinks i’m a danger to myself tells my mom and my parents will be so mad and AAAAAAAAAAAA #vent #augh

[thats-a-lot-of-cortisol]

My mom just sent a message to the family group chat suggesting that my siblings download the 'For the Strength of Youth' magazine on their Gospel Library app and talked about how much the youth magazines helped her testimony growing up and like, cool. Fine. Don't know why the 'sending random spiritual thoughts in the gc' thing started out of nowhere when it hadn't been a thing for a decade but this is just another one of those, and you're ofc allowed to talk about things that are significant in your life.

I don't think sending the 'What I Did When Someone Close to Me Challenged My Faith' article right afterwards was strictly necessary though 🙃

#hi bg mutuals 👋 i'm gonna vent about this from time to time. if any mutuals dont want to see it block the 'apostake' tag #trying not to read too much into it b/c I think I did last time something like this happened #and i dont want to make an ass of myself even if neither time would actually be in front of my parents #but like...i know that they know that one of my sisters is clearly PIMO #they went through her phone a couple weeks ago and i have no idea if they read my texts w/ her #but if they did they probably saw the conversation i had with her about some of the really common shelf-breakers #and telling her to take looking into it at her own pace b/c it's scary and overwhelming #(a conversation SHE started btw) #and when i talked to my parents about the larger context of that whole situation i talked about not having space to step back #and their response was that they give plenty of space b/c they dont make her go to seminary??? #that's not the same thing as letting her openly question & potentially leave the church idk what to tell you #like. besties i dont know for sure what caused it (which is NOT making things better. it just feels potentially passive aggressive) #but from my end? it sure looks like it might be a reaction to that. probably not JUST that (friends exist) but. #if you think I'm whispering anti-mormon rhetoric into my siblings' ears just ask me. i'm very much NOT doing that #i'm just. talking? to them? when and if they come to me with questions? #and not making my answer 'well there's a reason our parents raised us in the church! ☺️' #(an actual argument given in the article my mom sent) #hate it. thanks #apostake #jay rambles #ok to interact #im not challenging anyone's faith. my patience though? INCREDIBLY challenged #gotta figure out how to work my way around a 'hey please dont send spiritual thoughts to the gc *I'm in*' talk tactfully #they've been pretty chill about me leaving over-all?? at least to my face #haven't pushed me to go to church w/ them; was fine with me not visiting for easter; didnt try to convince me to not drink coffee; etc #it's just. frustrating that they're not giving my siblings that still live with them that same grace #my sister's 17 ffs #it's very possible im way overreacting to the article. but what is tumblr for if not screaming into the void #religion #mormonism

[rosicheeks]

You've been so quiet lately, Princess. We love you and what you post be it a trickle or a tsunami. May you feel all the love and adoration we have for you when you read this and all the asks we send you.

#^^ literally me rn #im ok im ok I’m ok (she’s not) #I can’t thank you enough for this message lovely #I know I’ve been bitching about it ever since I’ve moved #but guys this move has been ROUGH #I had no fucking clue how rough it truly would be #I wanna say since I’ve moved I’ve been able to properly chill for a total of 3 hours #(I moved back in the beginning of January) #my depression and all of my mental bullshit is at an all time low #the only thing I’ve found that kinda helps is smoking but my parents don’t get it and don’t approve so I have to smoke in my cars #and ever since I’ve moved I’ve had like 6??? close calls with the cops #im just so sick of this life #and then I feel bad bitching about everything cause my parents have it a billion times worse #my dad has to deal with so many physical problems that I can just feel him starting to give up #my mom can barely see and her eyes are make her entire head hurt #so she’s getting a surgery done soon (for only $10000) #and then my dad has to pay for a surgery where the fucking doctor fucked up and he’s still recovering from #and there’s literally nothing I can do #I know I need to get a job I’m just terrified if I get a job I’ll get even more depressed and I’ll get back into those suicidal feelings #im tired I’m sad I’m broke I wanna help my parents but I can’t so I sleep #im kicking myself SO MUCH for everything that happened. I wish I could go back and do it all over idk #I’ve been really really trying but it’s just been a struggle lately #I want to reply to people (especially my snap babes) cause I feel so awful for not being around but life has just been to much for me rn #and the absolute last thing I want to do is bring other people down with me… I want to be a light in people’s lives not a dark hole ya know #idk this is a lot and I wanted to reply to this differently but here you go #just know I see every single ask and interaction and it makes me smile so much #I can’t thank you guys enough for being a light for me right now 🥺 #even if I don’t reply to your ask I see it and it always makes me smile 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #I’m out of space but thank you so fucking much I seriously can’t thank you enough I love you 🥹😭 #ask

[mug-of-shark]

For that ask meme: a mix of AAAAAAAAAA and Seafoam (idk why)

mostly accurate actually :) except i dont cry that often

#i am def in a pretty constant state of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #i also once went on a nature walk w my family and i was in the peak of my mental health crash (like. what? bit over half a year ago now?) #and basically #i just went silent. 3 hours #no noise #my mom my brother and my dad all had very different ideas on what was going on #my dad thought it was because i was trans and afraid to tell them (which like. thanks for ur concern but that wasnt the issue at the time) #my mom thought it was either me being suicidal and afraid to speak bc then i would say it or it was just a choice #my brother thought i was being bitchy for no reason #the weird thing is i didnt just suddenly shut up #for like 20 some-odd minutes before i was getting mad overwhelmed with them being loud and talky and i just slowly got more quiet #even when i did talk i was barely speaking above a whisper which i didnt quite get even then #it really solidified that i was not going to speak when i just kinda went ahead of them and sat on a riverbank to just chill in the sand an #not quite cry but i certainly felt like doing so #and i was like i am so out of energy. i cannot. im just tired and i want to be alone and vibe and not have to be on this long nature walk #but i couldnt explain that to my parents bc. well. i couldnt talk #i tried to about 3 or so hours in and i genuinely dont know why but i was terrified and couldnt even make like a small word. just a small #squeak #my mom was getting mad/scared and i was having a shit time and it was. it was an event ill give it that #anyways #this was a rant thing i wasnt expecting to go on today but like- yeah. now u know of the time i just Could Not Speak for 3-5 hours

[a-dash-in-the-middle]

my mom sent me the video of me 'singing' azra daleko u noc at 8yrs old (i dont know half the lyrics but i chose the song with enthusiasm lol) and now im crying

#she sent me some more vids and i just immediately sob when i see my mom and dad both being there filming me and my sister doing silly things #and playing into our silliness #and we just havent been in the same room just chilling without a timeframe for so long #also i love my dogs but sometimes the fact that it will never be just the four of us sometimes makes me sad #anyways this was supposed to be a post about my darling stulic being in my life since a little kid #so wooo azra child #very happy that now i know ppl my age actually listen and know about them cuz then i just had my parents and older ppl #not that i cared haha i always shared my music tastes as if they were as common as everybody elses #so i guess i manifested my adult life cuz there are enough ppl around me that even in practise they finally are

[medicaltechnician]

a kid just came up to my door and asked for money that their school is raising mons for a field trip, which is chill, could it of been a scam? maybe? do i care? no. i just need to get this thought out or else i’m gonna think circles around it forever no matter how much I don’t care.

brains are stupid what can I say

#ker talks #nope im still thinking about it goddamn it #look schools typically have forms and a place to put your name and they typically dont raise money with out one #and usually its for other parents within the school #and there isn’t just one child walking around #and the kid looked at my car knowing i was home when no one else was #and its still a school day #and hes wearing a pricey uni sweater #but at the same time #even if it isn’t for a field trip and hes lying i hope hes happy #like maybe hes being hassled for money from a student or parents #or just wants to get a goddamn snack #so idc #enjoy the 50 literatly all the cash i have #i think i will laugh if his parents find out and march up to my door to apologize cause i’ll have to play along #and then get chewed out by my mom #and it’s probably like the 50th time ive been scammed but its chill #im so bad with money im happy to give it away #i say as i have bills to pay and no job so i’m slowly watching my bank account dwindle #and atressing about the fact im gonna owe the gov some money come tax season #and no one will hire me fucking hell #idk where i went wrong in life #i literatly bought a stranger a 300 phone once cause i was in highschool and had a job #but i wasnt using the money so i thought why not #also i just wanted to call on discord with them #we talked for like a week #im always paying for everyones shit #im not even mad even if i sound like it #i feel like my outrage is manufactured because im supposed to be mad #but idk if im capable of that in this scenario

[steampunkedparm]

i really need to get better at setting boundariessss

#and maybe also stop getting excited and word vomiting on Instagram about certain things #but i just. fuck. i wish my friend would stop. i dont want to say encroaching but yk. assuming things when it comes to plans? #its not that i dont enjoy spending time with her #but me paragrpahing about potential things i want to do if im able to go on this school trip (moreso the after the school trip) isn't an #immediate hey you should do this thing with me #because travel can be Fairly cheap from place to place in Europe (or so my professor has told me) i think itd be kinda cool to go to #scotland after we're done with the school trip in england #and my friend just kinda. made something im excited for. about her bemoaning how her parents probably wouldn't let her join me #in scotland (i. didn't invite her to join me to potentially go to scotland.) #and like!! who knows if i can even do that!! i would love to go there!! because apparently my family is oart scottish or smt! but also!! #its fucken scotland lmao. i mainly want to just chill by myself in a place i may never go to and take a bunch if pictures for my mom while #im there (and get yarn for her to lol. i think id win favourite child with that one /hj) #so i dunno it just feels. weird that she'd assume something like that i guess??? i feel weird and a little uncomfortable :( #i love my friend dearly don't get me wrong but her immediate jump into assuming I'd want someone to come with me. #on plans ive only just started thinking about. and just #blargh. shes also been wishy washy with bigger plans and i can just. see her cancelling on me last minute if for some reason i do agree to #her comin with #which!! agaun!! this is just an idea! #i hate this

[brainfullofbees]

.

#i'm gonna be honest. i don't know if my mom remembers that i'm nonbinary #and i mean. i never told her that my pronouns are they/them instead of she/they now #but. idk. hearing her refer to me as she all the time when she should know i'm not just that kinda hurts #and she's very chill about things and accepting of me but i'm still so nervous to come out to her again #cause last time she was like #''please don't change your name'' because it's her favorite name and she always wanted to name her kid that #and at the time i had no desire really to change my name #but then my relationship with my name got incredibly complicated #and now i'm worried she'd be so upset #idk #why is this so scary and complicated #why can't this just not be an issue #i just. i don't want to deal with this anymore #i just want to be bee and i want people to use my pronouns and i want it all to be cool and fine and nobody gets upset with me #.......i don't even know what i'm gonna do when i move tbh #like. it's so weird to think that i'll be allowed to introduce myself to new people as bee? and that's what they'll know me as? #and i won't have to worry about those people possibly telling my parents before i'm ready? #and i don't even need to tell them my birth name?? like there are friends of friends who have only ever known me as bee #and that's so wild to think about!! i have always been bee to them and they don't need to know any different!! #but what about work? will i be allowed to be bee there? will i be allowed to be bee even if my legal name is something else? #this is so. unnecessarily complicated #want. to scream #sometimes i have to sit here and repeat ''i am bee. my name is bee.'' out loud to myself #because i rarely get to hear my name #and i hate it. please just let me be bee

[deadsetobsessions]

Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt. 7

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.3] [Pt.4] [Pt.5] [Pt.6]

“I’m having a child.”

Danny stared at Batman.

“…Uh, congrats?”

Batman whips out a stack of paper and a pen. “It’s you. Sign here and initial the highlighted spots.”

Danny instinctively, from years of dealing with Vlad, whacked the stack right out of Batman’s hands and into the bay. He doesn’t even feel bad about littering this time because, “Begone, fruitloop!”

Wait, no, that’s not what he meant.

“I mean- I have parents!”

“Not for long.” Batman muttered and then did a double take. “You have parents? How?”

Danny gasped, placing a hand on his chest to clutch his metaphorical pearls. He ignored Batman’s mutters. Everyone knows the vigilante has an adoption problem. At least, everyone who lived in Gotham did, as everyone who didn’t was somehow convinced that he “worked alone” or some bullshit like that. “Are you naturally this insensitive or were you dropped on your head as a baby? Obviously I had to come from somewhere.”

“They’re still… alive?”

“And kicking,” Danny said, inching away from yet another rich weird guy trying to adopt him. “Mostly the kicking part, though.” He said, remembering the sparring sessions. His mom could kick his as six ways to Sunday with nothing but jiu-jitsu and still have time to work in the lab.

“I see.”

“I’m charging you extra for the emotional upheaval. I have trauma regarding rich people trying to adopt me.”

Batman sullenly handed over a thousand.

“Sweet. There’s a group of shades down here asking if you could find their murderer. Apparently the serial killer is still at large.” Danny pointed.

“Of course. Tell me everything.”

The adoption papers disappeared as Batman went into detective mode.

Danny shoved the cash into his glowing chest and breathed a sigh of relief. He needed to make rent this month so it was a windfall running into Batman.

——

“Hey, Tim?”

Tim woke up from his Power Nap. “Huh?”

“Phantom’s complaining that Batman kept trying to adopt him.”

Tim blinked. “Uh.. what does that have to do with me?”

Danny stared at him, a patiently amused smile on his face. “Just in case the rumor about the Wayne’s sugar-daddy-into the Bats was a thing. Other than that, we might have to confront Batman to get him off of Phantom’s back. ”

“You… want to confront Batman.”

“Hey, man, Phantom’s a friend and it’s ride or die.” Danny snickered. It was literally die, with his Phantom side of things. He held two fists up, and wound them, like Popeye right after eating spinach or something. “And if Batman bothers Phantom, we ride at dawn.”

“Batman doesn’t come out unless it’s dark, though? Or for the Justice League.” Tim grinned. He mentally classified Danny under his “to go to” list. That’s where Bart, Bernard, Cassie, Kon, and Garfield were. If he starts shit, he could count on them to have his back and cause even more shit. Danny, wanting to fistfight Bruce over the man making Phantom uncomfortable? He absolutely is making that list.

“Then we ride at, like, dusk. Or uh, like 10PM. I gotta get my beauty sleep.”

“You’ll definitely need it,” Tim inconspicuously texted the group chat, which quickly blew up.

“Shut up,” Danny playfully shoved Tim. “Wait, can Batman even legally adopt? Isn’t being a vigilante illegal? And how can he adopt someone dead?”

Tim dramatically flailed and splayed over Danny’s carpeted living room. “Dunno about his identity,” he lied to Danny, like a liar. “But Gotham has a bunch of laws for the undead/restored to life people so there’s probably enough gray space there.”

Danny spluttered. “You guys have undead friendly laws?”

“Yeah, geht do you think Grundy just chills out? Plus, we have like a minor resurrection event every few years. It usually doesn’t stick but sometimes it does. Bruce pushed for those laws when Jason came back to life, except he doesn’t actually want people to know he’s like, alive.”

“Jason died?” Danny blinked. Well, that would explain the vibes. “Huh. So what’s up with his rank vibes then?”

“Rank vibes?” Tim pressed record on his phone.

Danny nodded. “Yeah, you know how Phantom’s got like a really chill green vibe?” Inwardly, Danny snickered at his pun. Chill. Yeah, he meant that very literally. “Jason’s got kind of a rank green vibe. He’s kind of stinky? Definitely never introduce him to Phantom.” Danny’s senses got worse in his ghost form.

“Jason regularly showers, though?!”

“Not smell! Like, a spiritual smell?”

“You can smell souls?!” Tim sat up. “Bro, you’re a meta?!”

“Uh.” Danny hesitated. “Yeah. I can smell souls. It’s a thing. Everyone from my town can do it.”

“What?!” Tim paused. “Wait, can Phantom smell souls?”

“Yeah. We’re, uh, from the same town.”

“Danny, what the fuck?”

“Hey, don’t look at me like that, you’re the one with a soul-sick brother! Not to mention, you’re kinda stinky too!”

“Hey!”

“Soul-stinky nerd man!”

——

“I stink?!” Jason spluttered out, extremely offended.

“The Lazarus pits. He’s most likely smelling traces of Lazarus pit on you, you imbecile.”

“We need to speak to Phantom. This instant.”

“I dunno, B. Danny sounded like he was gonna break your face if you bothered Phantom anymore.” Dick snickered.

“Yeah,” Tim chimed in, from his seat in front of the Bat-computer. “He was pretty serious.”

“Are we just gonna glaze over the fact that they’re from the same town?!” Stephanie exclaimed, practicing her moves on a training dummy.

“How does that even work? What does that mean? I thought Phantom was an immortal?” Duke asked.

“We also can’t rule out time-travel.” Barbara slammed her baton into a training dummy, twisting her wheelchair in an agile maneuver that left the dummy on the floor.

“No bothering Phantom.” Cass proclaimed.

“That’s quite right. You all have a warm dinner sitting above your cave and should it remain uneaten, I assure you that sherbet Sunday and crêpe Tuesday shall be canceled.” Alfred stepped in. The Bats, threatened, scrambled to ditch their gear and go upstairs.

#Danny: not another adoption! #Vlad and Bruce trying to adopt Danny even though he’s got parents:🤝 #batman #danny phantom #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc x dp #bamf danny phantom #dpxdc #dcxdp #dcxdp crossover #sea cryptic! danny au

[coco-loco-nut]

Iconic

pairing: Oscar Piastri x reader

summary: you make it your life goal to embarrass Oscar and annoy him, keeping things fun in his life

masterlist

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“He’s so cute,” a girl sighs in the McLaren fan zone.

“He really is,” you smile, leaning against the barrier.

“Oh my god, hi!” the girl gasps, recognizing you from your boyfriend’s Instagram. You haven’t had social media since you were cyber bullied in middle school, so you were a mystery to his fans. It also let you go to fan zone and have fun with them. You also run a fan page for Oscar on Instagram.

“Hi, I hope you don’t mind that I am standing here?” you say, holding a folded poster in one of your hand and an arm full of friendship bracelets that Oscar helped you make.

“Not at all, oh my god. Sorry, it’s just that you are so iconic,” the girl says and you quirk your eyebrow.

“How so?”

“You don’t have social media which is iconic, but all the fans know how nice you are, and you are always hanging out with us here,” one of her friends say, you nod along.

“Of course I would be here, I gotta support Papaya boys,” you smile. “Wanna help me embarrass Osc?” you ask the group around you.

“It would legit be our honor,” the one laughs, you laugh with her.

“Here,” you take off some friendship bracelets and exchange them with the girls.

“You are the best WAG,” another girl says and you blush a little, dutifully putting on each bracelet.

“I really do try. I even run a fan account for Osc,” you laugh, not revealing more than that.

“No way, that’s actually icon behavior,” the first girl says and you grin.

“Want to see the sign?” you ask, excited to show your latest sign off. Oscar tried to look but you refused to even work on it until he left the hotel.

“Yes!” you are quick to unfold the sign. Your neat handwriting carefully placed each letter just large enough so Oscar could read it.

“Omg, I can’t wait to see his reaction,” one of the fans say, the area is brimming full now, ready for the drivers to come out in a couple minutes.

“Make sure you get pictures of his reaction, he’s so cute when he’s embarrassed,” you giggle, getting ready to hold the sign in front of you as Lando walk onto the stage, excited to see what you wrote this time. He reads it and laughs, turning towards where Oscar is entering. You watch his brows furrow as he reads it. Oscar- I want to eat you up like a pastry :). The Australian’s face turns bright red as he laughs and winks at you, trying to hide his awkward embarrassment at the pickup line. It wasn’t your best, but it was the perfect amount of cringe. Lando gives you a thumbs up from the stage.

“You were right, his face was priceless,” the fan says as you watch Oscar push back his mousy brown hair before putting the hat back on. You swear you might be drooling while watching him, but you catch his gaze falling on you too.

“I LOVE YOU OSCAR!” you yell as he waves goodbye to the fans, giving you a wink. You make sure all of your friendship bracelets are given away before thanking the fans for being cool about you chilling with them. You head back to the paddock, scanning your pass, and beelining to the McLaren motorhome.

“Y/n, can I have that sign?” Lando asks and you happily hand it over.

“As long as you don’t use it to steal my man, have at it,” you chuckle as the Brit hugs you in thanks before walking away.

“Eat me like a pastry?” Oscar gives you an amused smile. “You do know my parents watch that, right?” His favorite thing about you his your playfulness, you can be serious when needed, but your teasing and jests keep his life fun.

“Oh, I know, your mom helped me with that one, the fans loved it too,” you laugh. “You did look so hot up there,” you slightly exaggerate checking him out.

“Why don’t we go back to my drivers room and you show me how you’d like to eat me?” Oscar whispers in your ear, trying to seduce you, but you resist.

“Oh, I’d probably start with the thighs, best muscle to fat ratio in my opinion. Hm, now I’m kinda hungry, what is in hospitality?” you ask, moving towards the food area. Oscar wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you back towards him as he picks you up to carry you to his room.

“Nope, don’t start things you can’t finish,” he says, clearly a little hot and bothered.

“Osc, I’m not a cannibal, I don’t actually eat humans,” you tease, not giving up on what you started. Oscar clearly had a different interpretation, maybe the right one, maybe not.

“Shut up before I make you shut up,” Oscar growls in your ear, quickly turning you on and making you drop the joke.

“Yes, Mister Piastri,” you say, knowing it’s affect on him as he drags you into his room, locking the door behind him. Oscar was a couple minutes late to his meeting, Lando holding back giggles as Oscar walks into the room.

“I see the fans aren’t the only ones who love Y/n,” Lando whispers to Oscar, who shoots him a glare. Meanwhile, you scroll Instagram using your fan page, laughing as some of them post the pic of you and the sign, the comments calling on your to reveal yourself via the fan page. You make a post about it as well just to blend in, thirsting over Oscar as well. You can’t imagine if he ever finds out about the account.

“Good luck, Osc. Drive safe,” you kiss him before he puts his helmet on.

“I am always safe,” he gives you his usual awkward smile, you smile back as he puts his helmet on. He squeezes your hand before walking over to the car. You take a seat in the garage, the headphones unflattering as always.

Your stomach drops as there is a crash late in the race, but you are instantly relieved when you realize that Oscar made in through and no one was hurt. He ends up in P2 for the race and you join the team in celebrating at the podium.

“Thank you for being my number one fan, even when you run a secret fan account,” Oscar hugs you in his drivers room.

“How? What?” you play if off but he just laughs, pulling out his phone.

“My private account follows you,” oscar laughs, and you just stare at him.

“That’s actually you? I thought it was a fan,” you quickly pull out your phone and request to follow his account, which he immediately accepts so that you can see all the cute posts he makes about you.

“Stop, Osc, you’re basically running a fan account for me,” you say, admiring his posts, including one from today of you holding the sign. You quickly type a comment that has the other drivers replying like crazy claiming that they found your secret account.

“You two decent?” Mark Weber’s voice says through the door, after a confirmation from Oscar, he lets himself in.

“Why wouldn’t we be decent, Mark?” you ask from the couch.

“I used to be a driver too, and after your fan zone sign nothing is off the table,” Mark shrugs causing you and Oscar to blush. “Anyway, I just wanted to tell you great race, I will see you in a few days,” Mark tells Oscar before leaving the room again. You still aren’t sure how Oscar was able to bag the former F1 driver as his manager. Oscar yawns and you notice how tired he is, sleepy Oscar is your favorite version of Oscar.

“Alright, let’s get you back to the hotel, first loser,” you tease, helping him gather his things to leave.

“Hey,” he groans at the jab.

“You could be Lando NoWins, my love,” turning your jests onto his teammate.

“That is true,” Oscar yawns, holding your hand as he leads you to his chauffeured car.

“Osc, would you marry me if I was a worm?”

“Who said I’d marry you at all?”

“Alright, that’s it, I’m deleting your fan page,” you pull out your phone. Oscar basically tackles you in the back seat as he lunges for the phone.

“I take it back, I’ll marry you right now if you want,” Oscar pleads.

“Who said I wanted to marry you? Do I look like a worm?” you retort, putting your phone away. Oscar just sighs in defeat.

“God gives is strongest people his greatest challenges, I’m not strong enough for this,” he groans a few seconds later, the tiredness setting in.

“Sorry, baby, I promise you will get unlimited cuddles when we get back to the room,” you smile softly, holding his hand tight.

“I love you,” he whispers, his beautiful brown eyes gazing into your eyes.

“I love you too.”

#f1 imagines #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader #lando norris #unhinged behavior

[2-kamikou-1]

you ever wake up and by the time you get around to doing schoolwork you're already so fucking drained

#i think what's worse is i do online school #my morning routine is literally just #wake up eat breakfast chill for a while and open my chromebook to do shit #the fact that enough can happen within that period of time to have me exhausted and upset #is a load of fucking bullshit #and in part it's me getting upset about things my parents have said in the past #I'll get up and remember some bullshit my mom said and just get annoyed again #then i go and eat breakfast I'm faced with 1 of 3 options #1) eating in the kitchen and dealing with my parents talking about something uncomfortable #2) eating in my room and getting yelled at for not eating in the kitchen #3) skip breakfast which is a very slippery slope into relapse #then i have to go and deal with schoolwork #where my English teacher tries to bait me into emotional writing #do you know what i mean?? like they'll ask you some deeply introspective question and tell u to write about it #that or she's literally straight up asking me to write about a traumatic memory #BRO I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT #JUST LET ME DO MY WORK. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. #then we have social studies where my teacher literally throws so much on us for no reason #look i don't think I'm just being a whiny teenager by saying we shouldn't be doing analyses on founding father speeches weekly #ON TOP OF OTHER WORK TOO. #then we have science nothing's really wrong with science it's just annoyingly long #then MATH #and then ''''health'''' #which just push me to the point of tears at that point honestly #I'm just so fucking sick of this #i thought online schooling would be better for me but I guess not #i don't get to have things better for me or easier for me i should've known that wasn't gonna happen #i give up #i just wanna fucking die