#and jack manifold didn't win

[the-final-sif]

Why are people out here spreading lies about red rabbits??? I was watching them live, it was honestly a fun stream? They're all out of practice, but they were having fun! Their comms were actually pretty decent, they got confused on the last gridrunners room, but like, they were clearly still vibing. Nobody was being toxic, they were trying their best, and clearly nobody was taking it too seriously.

IDK why people are out here saying that Sapnap got ignored by his team or anything like that. Sapnap at the end said that he was just having a bad day and struggled, and 5up was quick to reassure him that it was fine and that they all had a good time anyways. At the end, all of them agreed they just got a bit unlucky and were still vibing.

Nobody on their team was ignoring Sapnap or giving him a heard time, they had pretty good vibes throughout despite struggling, and I enjoyed the Red Rabbits POV. Sapnap did seem a bit tired, and he was struggling before the event even began, he said as much on his stream,

Anyways, Red Rabbits was fine, they just didn't do too well this time around (although 5up and Sapnap still managed 11th and 10th!) It happens. Don't get toxic about it or make up stuff about a POV you didn't even watch?

#sif speaks #red rabbits #mcc #5up #sapnap #dream team #some of y'all need to chill #anyways I had fun #and jack manifold didn't win #and that's what's important here

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

PSA: These Brackets contain multiple Ch!WilburSoot ships, We DO NOT stand with CC!WilburSoot actions, and send all of our support toward shubble, if you are uncomfortable with these ships, please don't interact and/or block the wilbur soot tag. if those ships are too problematic, they can be replaced. anyway his ass got destroyed

Welcome to the MCYT Crackships Bracket!

Here, we will be seing which crackship is the best, and because that statement is vague, you get to make your opinion!

Each crackships was randomly agenced from Characters You chose! (This also sadly means we can't take more submissions, at least yet (mcyt crackships brackets V.2. Confirmed ???))

This is all meant to be in good fun, so please be respectfull with others and use propaganda the least wisely you can! (propaganda isn't endorsed, it's encouraged!)

We as a community can get inspired by these, make art! fanfics! (and if you do, please tag me) of your favorite Crackship!

Maybe we could even find a name for them, after all, maybe the next "big ship" will be in this, who knows?

WE ARE NOW IN THE SEMIFINALS!

The brackets will not be revealed yet, but when all of the polls will be published! this way, we can still get you surprised!

*Orionsound - Rat SMP version

*LDshadowlady - Empire SMP season 1 version

*Zombiecleo - Pirate SMP version

*Katherine Elizabeth - Empire SMP season 2 version

*Fundy - L'Manberg version

*Fwhip - Empire SMP season 1 version

*Pearlescentmoon - Double life version

*Slimecicle - QSMP version

Our thoughts and observations under the cut!

Round 1:

I clearly thought Ninjaslap would be the biggest sweep, but pixltoile suprisingly fought well, And fish yuri left no shot to Zaypixel and Geminitay

Round 1.1.3 was extremly close, but Shubble x Hypno won by O.8%! (≈4 peoples!)

We already got two piece of "propagandart" (propaganda art) in round 1, and both were for Fish yuri! (by @t4tpolypd and @staringamassivemistakeintheface)

Round 2:

Mogbeans/Swamp boys tried hard but T4T yuri was stronger (My boys 😭 - Admin 1)

Littlesoot got its ass kicked by hotguy/fundy and was crying in a corner when suddendly, out of nowhere, it took itlwblr by storm, broke containment, the poll broke 1k votes, became the most noted of the brackets (yet) and won with a large margin!

FWhilza fought well but Bighills was stronger

Fish Yuri still prevail with the biggest sweep yet (87.3%!!!)

Jojosolos/Jack Manifold vs Tommyinnit/Scott Smajor was the closest yet! (50.1 to 49.9!!!!)

So many art!!!!!!! look at the tag (#propagandart) it's worth it!!!!!

Round 3 and PURGATORY 1 :

Scegg vs Stresstherine was so close it switched side at least 5 times!

i'm genuenely impressed by clownscar comeback they've constantly been close but didn't get ahead during the whole poll and somehow managed to win in the last stretch!

WE MADE MOGBEANS CANON!!!!!!! VIVA LA SOS SMP!!!!

Fish Yuri is unstopable and has killed many great ships now (rip Bighills we loved you so much)

Bdubs Smol Bdubs is tall!

Content SMP fans are sad today, the last two ships they had just sank! (bye bye Evillnox and Skizzlerat)

So much art! and even more as been promised! (you need to check out #propagandart if you haven't already)

Round 4 and PURGATORY 2 :

Fish Wives felt resistence to the first time facing Clownscar, but still they were too powerful

Clownscar you will forever live in our hearts

Wilbur you're a pig, Yuri beat his ass! (and so they did)

Zombiecello/Ivorycleo popped off! >90% sweepage!

3/8 ships still in line are yuri, but none of them are part of the PURGATORY Brackets!

Goodbye Zaypixel, our only Yuri Loss this round :(

You guys seem to love shipping Ethoslab a lot (bunch of ethogirls) as he is in 35% of the remaining ships

even more art, and art trades! (go ceck out #propagandart and #takin' request)

Round 5 and Purgatory 3:

Yuri lost so much, and is now only represented by Fish Wives :(

Half of the ships still in have a wild etho in them (ethogirls rise up!)

The now no-longer-crackship mogbeans is still thriving and bested the fan-favorite fwhilza!

Seapeekarl fought well, but lost to the ethogirls again

this is the first round where they weren't a >40% sweep! but the choice are only getting harder from here!

#mcyt crackships bracket #life series #hermitcraft #dsmp #qsmp #empires smp #kaboodle smp #content smp #lifesteal smp #and so much more #get ready for the craziest mcyt rumble of your life! #‐‐‐------------------‐------------------‐------------------‐---- #polls #asks #propaganda #takin' requests #propagandart #pin #PURGATORY #admin speaks #crackships polls #< here are the main tags for easy access

[kira-anon-uwu]

Tubbo tries to get his god damn divorce

word count: who fucking knows

summary: no

~-~-~

"Tommy,just sign the fucking papers."

Tommy got on his knees, wailing at his beloved husband. "No, please! I'll change, I'll be a better man! What if Molly married you as well?"

"More marriage isn't going to fix the situation, just sign the divorce papers!"

"But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But-,", Tommy stuttered, wimpering, "But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But… Think of our children, Tubbo…"

He gestured to the corner, where James Marriott and Jack Manifold were sitting.

"Goo-goo ga-ga,", said James, in a very deep and monitone voice.

"Yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing this,", Tubbo sighed, in a very bitch-like manner, as he got up and left.

He decided to take a long walk, to clear his head and question how he got to this point, eventually getting his phone out and calling the only friend he had with experience in The Law.

Quackity waved as he answered, on facetime somehow despite Tubbo calling him on discord. "Hey man, what's up?"

"Hey, Big Q; do you know anything about divorce court?"

"Not a damn thing, I missed that class to watch a soap opera on stream. what'd you need?"

"Could you be my lawyer? I'm trying to get Tommy to divorce me, but he only wants to talk about kissing without tongue and balls."

"Yeah….. About that…….. I'm actually already his lawyer, so……….. Yeah sorry. Too bad you guys didn't have a pre-nup, bye!"

Tubbo sat there in incredibly shocked silence after the man hung up. Yes, sat; man decided to sit in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder where it all went wrong.

His phone pinged, and he saw a message from Quackity telling him that the 'consultation' he'd just gotten was going to cost him $1 million dollars.

Tubbo could afford that, he was a multi-millionaire and a Tory after all, but not having a lawyer on his side didn't leave him with many options. Well, he *did * have one…..

Murder was legal in the UK if the victim was Tommyinnit; the Queen had spoken it into law when she got her restraining order. May lizzie rest in peace, and all that

Tommy had invoked squatters rights in his efforts to 'save their marriage', and had refused to leave Tubbo's home at all times since every second was a second for him to be wooed. Tubbo had shoved him in the closet where he belonged, hence Tommy's lack of streams as of late, so it would be incredibly easy to murder him and claim his wealth.

More money to the hoard, since Tubbo was a rich Tory that disliked the poor. wow that rhymed, regular eminem in these parts.

Anyways Tubbo got home and committed a horrible, unspeakable crime that will not be spoken so he didn't have to put up with any more of tommyinnit's bullshit.

Dragging the corpse to court gave him an easy win, and a medal of honor for taking out one of the nations loudest people that kept up the corrupt politicians all night.

tubbo got the kids and money and married someone famous and hot. idk who pick some hot guy out of a movie that you'd ship with tubbo and that's his happy ending.

The end.

#rate five stars #tommyinnit #tubbo #jack manifold #james marriott #quackity #crack fic #fanfiction #tommy x tubbo #satire #i do not ship them #don't ship real people

[bloodpen-to-paper]

My Favorite Tub-isms From MCC 33

"It'll be based if you allow it to be."

"JACK, UNDO YOUR LOBOTOMY"

"Did Tyler the Creator create god?"

"Me burger"

"BECKYYYYYYYYYY, HEre my saaand-uh"

"Sperm is literally attacking me."

*leaked the location of the club he and the others like to drink at*

"Ew, Jack, sniff it back in lad"

"My nose canal is so clear right now cause I threw up"

"Wait who's winning? Oh Yellow's winning" (Red was winning)

*unironically asked for Dodgebolt to be paused cause he didn't feel like watching*

*did a very drunk rendition of "Scream and Shout" by Will.I.Am and Britney Spears*

"Oh am I the twink?"

Extras:

"I fancy my cousin like Sneegsnag" - Tommy

"BEK GRAB THE SAND, FUCK ME" - Jack Manifold

"This stream was a mistake" - Jack Manifold

#it was one helluva stream #mcyt #minecraft championships #mcc #mcc 33 #tubbo

[miaclemeverett]

I posted 11,766 times in 2022

9,467 posts created (80%)

2,299 posts reblogged (20%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@wilbursoot-updates

@geoguessbur

@firesnap

@lovejoypilled

@girlfictions

I tagged 1,261 of my posts in 2022

#youtube - 143 posts

#wilbur soot - 92 posts

#shubble - 57 posts

#lovejoy - 29 posts

#discourse - 21 posts

#tapl - 19 posts

#ash kabosu - 17 posts

#joe goldsmith - 15 posts

#tommyinnit - 14 posts

#jack manifold - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 122 characters

#ycgma is such a comfort album for me and ���’i’ll keep making little distractions for you. be comfy :)’ makes me want to cry

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Summary of Dream's livestream with Techno's father if people can't or are unable watch:

Most importantly, please support Techno's family and the Sarcoma Foundation by buying merch here: (You can also donate directly to the Sarcoma Foundation here)

Dream is streaming with Techno's father & staying with the family

Techno's father met Skeppy, for the Sarcoma Foundation Gala he asked for Skeppy's favorite video with Techno and Skeppy said it was the "skeppy tries to troll me but i troll him first" video

Techno's father has been intentionally pulling up memories and stories of Techno's whole life which was "a speedrun" and full of joy and happiness, rather than just focusing on the last week

When Techno and his younger sister were diaper age, she fell down the final 2 steps of the staircase (completely fine) and while their father was trying to explain to their mother what happened, Techno walked in and said "baby fall down CRASH"

The first message that Dream sent to Techno was trying to Trojan horse his way into Minecraft Monday by playing with Techno. Techno's reply was "maybe next time" and Techno kicked his ass in Dream's first MCM. Sapnap thought Techno was overhyped but then Sapnap watched the next Techno MCM and changed his mind

Techno's father didn't really watch or understand Minecraft, he watched Techno 1v1 tons of people without losing any hearts and asked him "Do the other players even know you're there?"

Techno vs. Dream $100k duel: Techno's father never saw him stress about anything in his career except for the duel. Techno's father was competitive on Techno's behalf like "who is this green smiling man gaining subscribers faster than my boy?!" Techno texted his dad as soon as he knew it was at least a tie and he couldn't lose.

Dream saw Techno release "death merch" and thought that was the coolest, most Technoblade thing he had ever seen

Techno's entire family loved the "no one took the news harder than my health provider. they're the real victim" joke

Dream did an elbow reveal in honor of Techno

Techno's father made a joke to Dream about getting ready to do his (Techno's father's) own face reveal

Techno's father made this joke: "This video today is sponsored by cancer, without which this video would not have happened" and Dream called him an idiot

Techno's father thinks Techno would have done a proper face reveal. There were a couple of months where doctors were saying the next step would be to amputate his entire arm and shoulder. Techno joked that it was going to be the most epic elbow reveal ever and that they'd "traumatize millions." Techno's father was as positive as he could be without being fake and he got Techno a present ahead of the surgery (which never ended up happening), a 1st edition printing of Hemingway's "A Farewell To Arms."

Dream and Techno teaming in MCC: This is when they really started becoming friends, before that they had been more rivals/frenemies. Techno also never said or joked about giving Dream his first MCC win.

Techno was whitelisted for way longer before he actually joined the server, back when it was just a few people (Tommy might have asked him to whitelist Techno).

Techno had a Minecraft account called "Whitelisted" when he didn't want to be recognized, just to make the joke "You can't do this if you're not whitelisted"

Techno's dad has GOTTA tell dad jokes

When Techno was young, he would always talk to his dad about being a gaming Youtuber and Techno's father would tell him "no one would want to watch someone else play a video game" lmao

When Techno was young and he'd be building for hours in Roblox and they'd have a power failure, Techno would complain to his dad about all of his work being wasted and Techno's dad would say "all of that PLAY wasted"

Techno talked to his dad about what circumstances would lead to him face revealing, he would have wanted it to be funny and memorable but he never had a clear plan for it

Techno had a front bedroom with a TERRIBLE desk. Techno's dad told Techno to come to the studio to pick out any chair he wanted, Techno went into his dad's office and picked his dad's chair LMAO. Techno's dad offered for him to work on a soundstage because their house had horrible acoustics but Techno said "eh." At 2am when the family was trying to sleep they'd hear him screaming and yelling, it was so annoying when it happened but so painful when it stopped

Techno's dad would text him a meme and Techno would call him a loser, he'd ask him to watch Hunter x Hunter together. Techno couldn't eat without watching TV at the same time

Techno's dad sometimes sees posts on Reddit and his instinct is to send them to Techno. Techno's dad has come close to making a reddit account, he said hello and thanks to Techno's subreddit and he reads their posts a lot when he can take it.

Techno's dad knew Techno had a big audience, but he didn't and still kind of doesn't understand how he meant a lot to people in ways that have nothing to do with PvP or funny jokes. He's proud of Techno and grateful to everyone. The executive director of the Sarcoma Foundation told Techno's family they haven't seen anything like this before with regards to fundraising, she told them that a little kid ran a lemonade stand and raised $150 for the Sarcoma Foundation in honor of Techno.

Techno's dad: "If we do the call-to-action (to donate to Sarcoma Foundation) 10 times, I should get 6 of them" (referencing Techno beating Dream in the duel 6-5). Dream: "I see where he got his humor from"

There has been a refresh today of the merch store so GO BUY THE MERCH!!!! Techno didn't like when there were delays in people receiving merch, so you can only order when it's in stock so GO BUY NOW

Dream will be signing some unreleased merch concepts to include as an extra in some orders

Techno's father thanked Dream and he appreciates everything Dream did for them, he also loves Skeppy

See the full post

4,257 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#4

wilbur calling the crowd “chat” - “you can take a boy out of twitch but you can’t take the twitch out of the boy”

6,699 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#3

See the full post

7,800 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#2

NO SHOT MOTHER INNIT IS BROTHER TRUTHING ON MAIN LIKE THIS

8,710 notes - Posted October 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

how do the people walk around their house

barefoot

socks

sandals / chanclas / flip flops

shoes (wtf is wrong with you)

64,986 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Youtube

[loudlyunladylike]

Niki Nihachu be like *hosts you* *does a loh in your office*

#loh #nihachu #wilbur soot #jack manifold #girlboss plays #niki in skeppy's office when #also i know she didn't host wilbur but the point is he didn't win hers and that is funny

[wixelt]

Watching Scar in MCC tonight was simultaneously the best thing ever and the most hair-raising experience ever, and I wouldn’t have it any other way

#goodtimeswithscar #mc championship #mcc #mcc 20 #build mart was just pain and I have so much sympathy for his pain #but sands of time was so stressful like scar pls my heart can't take all these close calls #how did you not die at all #also apparently he has it out for jack manifold without even realizing and I didn't even notice because he pulled a grian in sky battle #dude what the f-- #scar I love you and this stream was an emotional roller-coaster in the best way possible #also hermit v hermit dodgebolt was lit #gem should be proud #plus congrats to H on his 5 time win #also jellie in the hall of fame was a great touch by noxcrew

[blown-to-kingdom-come]

I had a dream that went to this little tearoom with Tommy and Jack, and the only thing I remember is Tommy racing me along this metal grid bridge. I think Jack joined the race too, albeit a little late. I accidentally bumped into this guy in a white shirt, and Tommy stopped to wait for me. He wanted a fair race? OOC. Nah. Bad dream. Unrealistic.

#it was hella fun though #aight i've decided i'm gonna challenge him to a race if i ever meet him on the street #he's like a foot taller than me he'll probably win :') #still i genuinely want to do that tho #there was also this other weird dream where i was playing fallout shelter and didn't realise i wasn't playing on my own switch #it looked nothing like mine and i was conscious of this #there were two other handheld consoles like it as well and i think one was samsung??? #weird anyway #finally a dream about a minecraft youtuber and we weren't even in minecraft #i think i portrayed tommy a little bit like my 12-year-old cousin tbh #mcyt #tommyinnit #jack manifold #i stg that outing felt like jack was the mature one again despite me and him legit being the same age #yet it does make sense #i can't even drive and i'd never trust myself with a loud teenager in my car

[wilbursoot-updates]

Quick summary of important updates from today's Wilbur stream! (18 June 2021)

Wilbur plans to do a charity stream this month where he plays Geoguessr and donates £1000 for every one he gets right up to £10,000 (he didn't want his viewers to raise the money for him). This might change though because he's finding it harder to win...

After 2 years, Wilbur wants to have performed with Lovejoy in most "major territories. He also wants to go to smaller places though. He shouted out Poland for having lots of Lovejoy listeners!

Wilbur was rehearsing with Lovejoy today and said that Mark, their drummer, carries the band!

Wilbur bought a hat with a cat on it that says "shut up everyone" but Tommy now has it, like how Wilbur has Tommy's vlog gun.

Wilbur tried to teach Tommy how to rugby tackle and tackled Tommy 4 times! Tommy failed to tackle Jack Manifold though.

Wilbur went on Twitter this week!

Technoblade said that he will allow Wilbur to take a picture with him when they meet (when Techno comes to the UK or when Wilbur comes to the US later this year)! And he can MAYBE show the picture to his stream if Techno wears a pig mask.

#wilbur soot #technoblade #tommyinnit #lovejoy #mark boardman #stream recaps

[maybemagmar]

Fakemon AU Gyms

This region would have the traditional 8 gyms, but with a lot of differences. First off, there is no requirement to be monotype, but as it was tradition, some trainers wanted to stick with it (Fundy and Callahan) The battle system is also treated more like a sport and is streamed like in Galar

The gym leaders are in this order:

HBomb: Since he is the first, his gym challenge is more like an interview for trainers so the audience can know them better. Called "L'cast", there isn't much battling except for the ending battle with a bruxish that decides who wins! He also works at sign ups and hosts L'cast outside of the tournament.

Puffy: For being so early on, she is quite competitive. She tends to weed out a lot of trainers early on due to her asinine gym challenges and difficult gym location.

Fundy/Callahan: These two are grouped together because of some strange circumstances. Callahan, a Normal type leader, used to run the 3rd gym but either left, disappeared, or was otherwise taken over by Fundy. Now, in no way was he ever meant to lead, but the federation didn't have any other replacements(They once tried Ranboo but he didn't stick). Now Fundy and his Dark type team run the gym and uses it to steal items.

Skeppy/Connor: Skeppy was a pretty popular leader among the viewers for a fairly unpredictable battle strategy and how he carried himself. But after the fall of L'manburg, he disappeared and no one knows what happened to him. Now, the 4th gym is manned by Connor and his single(But unreasonably op) Shiny Alolan Sandshrew

(An undecided 5th leader)

Michael(MMC): Michael serves as another check-in/interview gym for all of the trainers that have stuck through. He is a relatively new leader and hasn't quite stuck with the audience due to his strange questions and the almost creepy way he carries himself

Jack Manifold: To the surprise of many, he quickly made his way up to the higher tiers despite his clumsy battling style. He has been a very lucky trainer over his career(We'll get back to this)

Foolish: The final and longest running leader in the region! He was the first to break the tradition of monotyping because he want to pick just one and built his team as he wished.

… While mega evolution is fairly common in the higher tiers, dynamaxing is not. Not only is the only dynamax spot in the Pride Palace(The home of the Elite Four), wishing stars are even harder to come by. The only trainers known to use dynamax are Jack and Niki, who have Flapple and Appletun respectively.

#dsmp fakemon au #fakemon au #dream smp #dsmp #hbomb #captain puffy #fundy #callahan #skeppy #connoreatspants #michaelmcchill #jack manifold #foolish gamers #dsmp pokemon au #pokemon au #hiii <33 #sorry I haven't added to this au in forever- #and sorry if it isn't up to date with lore- #intrest has waned a lot with dsmp #but legends arceus gave me a lot of inspiration and I really wanted to come back to this!

[astraltrain]

watching tommy's exile meeting vod from december 2nd, will update with things i find interesting as i watch

"if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't even think about exiling you" - tommy. haha foreshadowing for the actual exile haha

tommy: you have bees.

tubbo: i do have bees!

tommy: if they all died, that'd be fuckin...

tubbo: that'd be awful. probably all of humanity would die with them.

...

"i am addressing the elephant in the room, which is me. although i am not the size of an elephant. in height i am! not in weight. if i was the size of an elephant though -" *laughs* "if i was stretchy, this world would be real different right now." what goes on in tommyinnit's mind.

tommy preemptively preparing everyone for him to fuck up the meeting and no one listening... tommy knowing he was going to ruin it for himself and knowing he'd somehow let tubbo down.... fuuuuuck

tubbo: minutes man, we summon you!

ranboo, materializing in the seat next to tubbo with a book and quill in hand: hey

tommy: what the FUCK,

we all talk about wilbur's acting with his facecam, but tommy does it a lot too. the way he rolls his eyes and shakes his eyes with a confident smirk every time dream speaks, the way he looks shocked when things go wrong. goddamn

jack manifold watching the whole meeting, listening the whole time, just following them around with very little input. hmmmm

he was taunting him. the fucker knew

tubbo desperately wanted a way out for tommy. he wanted to give him probation to escape whatever dream had planned. he never ever wanted to do what he had to do.

dream: "tommy, let the adults speak." hmm, sounds familiar... almost like a line techno would repeat almost exactly a month later, when talking with dream about the favour.

he was taunting him the whole meeting. trying to provoke tommy into snapping.

"this isn't some "insanity arc," i'm not following down wilbur's path!" ouch ok tommy

the way tubbo's voice flattened in tone when he said "you're speaking out of line." he knew tommy had fucked it from the moment he brought out spirit.

god, the second it seemed tommy knew what he was doing, fundy and quackity were on his side. tubbo was the only one who remained serious the whole time, knowing dream had something up his sleeve.

everyone turning on tubbo the second it seemed like they were winning because he was the only one to realize something was wrong. fuck, man

"i don't give a FUCK about spirit." holy shit way to pop off with the voice acting???

the fact that c!tommy genuinely can't imagine being unable to care about things because himself and c!dream are such polar opposites when it comes to attachment. tommy loves with ALL his heart, he cares so deeply and so warmly and so fiercely. dream cares for nothing unless it gives him an edge, an advantage. that's why tommy was certain that holding spirit's remains over dream would help them win. he couldn't picture being unable to care about anything.

"l'manberg can be independent, but l'manberg can't be free." *dream leaves the call.* DANGGGG

tubbo, very softly and calmly: "tommy. you had one job." hoooly shit

the way tubbo snapped at quackity and fundy and began to argue with them while tommy zoned out and stared at dream as he began to extend the walls upwards in disbelief. god

"you couldn't do one thing for me! you couldn't do one! you couldn't do one thing, and it was for your own good! so yeah, if the roles were reversed, you probably wouldn't have exiled me - because i would have actually listened! i would have had a couple ounces of respect! ... you've messed this up for no one but yourself." *pause* "you're selfish." c!tubbo.... :stress:

RANBOO STANDING UP FOR TOMMY???? RANBOO SPINE ARC??????

"tubbo, you said that tommy was selfish. that he doesn't care about anyone else. that's not true. i robbed george's house too. i did it with him. but in court, he said that it was just him. he could have pinned the blame on me, he could have said it was me, there was evidence it was me - but he didn't. he's not selfish. he can't be selfish. me and tommy robbed george's house. we didn't mean for it to burn. we didn't want to burn anything down." HOLY FUCK WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE

tommy: tubbo, you can't become what you hate. you can't become the next schlatt. if you exile me, you're following in that man's footsteps.

tubbo: .. ok. well, if i can't be the next schlatt, you can't be the next wilbur.

ouch

tommy: the only thing dream wants is the one thing i care about. *realizes, glances at ranboo* well, not the one thing.

tubbo, deadpan: mhm. the one thing you care about.

literal chills from tubbo's voice acting what the FUCK

"what do YOUUU think, connoreatspants?" ok now we're onto the lighter stuff thank god hakshsksjk

fundy: so if eventually the people choose not to exile tommy... what happens to l'manberg?

tubbo, about to come up with a serious answer: i guess -

tommy: it gets fucking simpsons movie'd, bro, we get boxed in

tubbo, immediately breaking character: I LOVE THAT MOVIE

tommy: this guy's a wrongun, ranboo.

techno, literally just vibing: •_•

tommy explaining server history to ranboo? telling ranboo that techno was at fault for the crater of l'manberg? wuh oh

"wilbur died in action, so he didn't live long enough to face the consequences." o h

tommy taking ranboo to the bench to watch the moon go down, not turning to see the sunrise like usual. hey i could make symbolism out of this

TOMMY THANKING RANBOO FOR STICKING UP FOR HIM.... ALLIUMDUO REAL

c!tommy has nightmares about wilbur, huh. interesting interesting interesting interesting

"i knew that if tubbo was president... it would pull us apart, ranboo." IMAGE OF A CAT CRYING HERE

ranboo and connor's first meeting being tommy getting ranboo to help him evict connor from his house hsksbskdjsk

connor: "never trust a british man. that's what my parents taught me, in the 1800s." IMMORTAL CONNOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN REAL WE WERE ALL SO BLIND

LITTLE PENIS LAND

FJDKDHDK JACK APPEARING TO ADVERTISE MANIFOLD LAND

"hey jack you've actually just been exiled from this land here" "no" I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE TWO WERE

monkaS

tommy: i've never seen dream that angry.

ranboo: well, this is the first time i've actually ever heard him speak

tommy: oh

OH MY GOD WAS THIS THE DAY THAT TUBBO MADE THE JOKE ABOUT C!WILBUR BEING DEAD TO FUNDY AND HE ENDED STREAM AND LEFT BAHAHAHA

"this is a very wide taco stand" i love dream smp lore

"i don't wanna go. there is no wilbur anymore. i'm on my own. i don't want to be on my own." OK NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE TACO STAND LORE

wow ok that really was just IT, huh. what the hell man that was heartbreaking

in conclusion. ouch

#dream smp #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #THIS TOOK A WHILE TO WRITE SO IM ADDING TAGS OK

[strawberrystarcake]

letters to l'manburg | part three

A series of letters amongst old friends, written in the midst of a war.

[ part three: Tommy and Tubbo ]

TOMMY DANGER KRAKEN INNIT: TUBBO

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TOMMY DANGER KRAKEN INNIT: WHAT. THAT IS. HETERO PHOBIC!!!!!

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TOMMY DANGER KRAKEN INNIT: FKJCK U FYCK U LET ME TALK TO TUBBO

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TOMMY DANGER KRAKEN INNIT: TUBBO?

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TOMMY DANGER KRAKEN INNIT: TJIS IS NOT FUNNY.

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Dear Tubbox

i can't reach u on the communicator. will says I have to write u a letter instead. i think it sounds very old fashioned and not at all swag but the big man tommyinnit will do what he has to do to talk to his best friend.

anyway. i hope u are okay tubso. schlatt is a bit of a b

will says i can't put that on the letter because schlatt might read this. I think he's no fun, because he agrees with me and I am right. i am always right, of course, but i am extremely right here. he is an awful awful man and I worry about u. it cant be good to be in such close quarters with him

write me back big man!

yours in (L')manly solidarity

swag brothers in arms

sincerely

your best friend, Tommy

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TUBZO!!!

big man things are going GREAT here at pogtopia. technoblades finally cooperating and he's promising something BIG !!!!! i reckon we might actually win this war fair and square wouldnt that be absolutely pogchamp

how r things at manburg? wil isnt telling me jack (MANIFOLD. not rlly. although he isn't telling me anything about jack manifold either. do u think he even remembers who jack manifold is?) and u have not written me back. u're probably really busy though so i wont be mad about it :)

by the way why isnt ur communicator working?????

write back!

aw CMON will why cant i sign it with swag brothers in arms. it's funny

FINE

your best friend, Tommyinnit

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TUBBBOOOOOO

u are ghosting me through letters i didn't even know that was possible. are you even getting these???

your best friend Tommy Danger Kraken Innit (wilbur made me cross MY TWO COOLEST NAMES OUT. he is not swag)

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tubbo are u. okay?? really. are u getting these?? why arent u answering any of my letters?

your best friend Tommy

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i miss yous o much tommy. im so sorry.

#strawberrie's stories (and other related things) #dream smp #dream smp fanfiction #c!tommy #c!tubbo #clingy duo #fanfiction #implied abuse #not rlly but better safe than sorry yknow #also: obligatory canon divergency in this fic. probably

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

Vampire au?

But Tommy is the vampire.

Dream is a history nerd who wants to visit a old castle. He doesn't believe in vampires. Those are just silly old myths.

Tommy, the current owner of the castle, is very nice to Dream. Dream didn't expect the current owner to be so young , but Tommy says he's the owner not because he's the only one of the blood line left , but because he's the only one who actually stays here.

Dream doesn't know that the rest of his family is just asleep right now. As they have been for the last five hundred years.

Tommy owns the castle because he's the only one awake right now.

Lets mix it up a little. Eret and Foolish are his parents.

Reverse obsession again.

Dream accidentally cuts himself, Tommy smells the blood. Tommy gets a tiny little bit of blood. Just enough for him to get a taste for it. It tastes better than any blood he's ever had. Dream's not leaving that castle if Tommy has any say the in it.

VAMPIRE AU? I love you.

Dream honestly didn’t expect being able to find a castle to stay at so easily. He expected to have to sift through ritzy hotels and museums to find one, if he could at all. But apparently, only a few miles from his house, was one maintained and owned by some rich eccentric, Mr Gathers. He’d done some messaging and the owner seemed entirely willing to let him stay for a pittance. Dream supposed what they said about rich people being lonely was true.

When he arrived at the castle, it was dusk. Dream was honestly surprised to see the only person there to be a boy. He was tall, but in a gangly way, and had deep bags under his eyes. He was young, maybe sixteen, and while he looked sickly he was also almost eerily perfect in appearance, a doll-like delicate face framed by cherubic curls. Dream was pretty sure he was an albino, his skin almost pure white, his hair a pale, pale blond, and his eyes almost red when the light caught them.

“Hey, do you know where Mr Gathers is?” Dream asked politely.

The boy huffed and crossed his arms. “Yeah, right here, you dickhead.”

Dream laughed, in disbelief and the boy furrowed a brow. “I’m being serious, prick.”

“You don’t own a castle by yourself at fourteen, kid, no matter how rich.”

“I’m sixteen!” He insisted indignantly. “And no one else even wants to stay here. Haunted, innit?”

“Ghosts aren’t real.”

“Tell yourself that, if it makes you feel better.” The foul mouthed teen held out an immaculately manicured hand. “Anyway, you going to introduce yourself? I’m Tommy.”

“Dream,” Dream said, bemused.

Tommy toured him through the castle and it struck Dream how immaculate the whole thing was. It felt like he’d walked into an actual Renaissance-era castle, in some ways, apart from obvious modern conveniences scattered around haphazard. Dream supposed he couldn’t blame the teenager for wanting TVs and computers and proper lighting and plumbing.

What was odd was that Tommy had a lot of the guest bedrooms reserved, which he said in the vaguest way possible and refused to elaborate. Also strange was when they finished the tour. Tommy had turned to him and said, “And that’s that! Apart from the dungeons, but if you visit them that’s your own damn fault.”

“What, is that where the ghosts are?” Dream said teasingly.

Tommy shrugged. “Something like that.” For some reason, that struck Dream as odd, but he assumed it was just a joke, and headed up to his room for the night.

Life in the castle was strange. Tommy slept during the day and woke at night, which he supposed makes sense if he was albino like Dream suspected. Tommy didn’t bring anything up, but Dream went through the effort to start doing the same. The castle was eerie when he was all alone. That was another weird thing too. Dream was pretty sure he and Tommy were the only people living in the castle, but everything was always immaculate, his clothes always folded, food always provided (enough for him, Tommy seemed to eat at other times.)

Still, things were pretty cool. When Dream wasn’t walking the castle in awe, taking as many pictures as he could to send to the group chat (he’s not exactly sure Sapnap or Skeppy or Jack or Ant would appreciate it, but hopefully Niki and George and Bad and Sam) might like it.), he’d spend time with Tommy. Tommy was strange, but he was nice, though he hid it through his abrasive outer shell.

Things got strange, though, when Dream cut his finger. It was something stupid, a paper cut while reading with Tommy (he had an impressive library, Dream was pretty sure there was several massive historical finds in there, but Tommy mostly read shitty cheap new novels to laugh at them).

Dream grabbed his hand. “Can I kiss it better?”

Dream raised his eyebrows. “What? No, that’s weird. You’re, like, a baby-“

Tommy had already gone ahead, and if that was weird what happened next was weirder. Tommy grinned widely (did he always have fangs). “Mind if I have some more?”

“Tommy, stop. This weird vampire act isn’t funny.”

“Act?” Tommy laughed.

“What, are you delusional enough to think you’re actually a vampire?”

“You’re the delusional one, if you haven’t noticed,” Tommy laughed. “Look, let me show you something.” Tommy dragged Dream down into the dungeons, surprisingly strong for how frail he looked. Dream was surprised to not see the filthy, abandoned cells he expected. Instead, lying on individual altars were five people, some as young or younger than Tommy up to two who looked old enough to be his parents. Above them was an ornate portrait, showing what appeared to be the oldest of the two along with a younger Tommy, but with blue eyes, not the familiar red.

Holy shit. Holy shit, he wasn’t kidding. This was- this was honestly the fucking scrarist He turned to run, only for Tommy to grab onto his wrist, furrowing his brows. “Where are you going?” he said, genuine confusion in his voice.

“What do you think? You’re a- a monster!”

Tommy rolled his eyes. “Look, just admit you’re still baby raging over me beating you at Mario Kart last night.”

“What- no! I’m horrified because you- you shouldn’t be real! You’re a myth!” Dream was half hysterical.

“And I haven’t even introduced you yet,” Tommy mumbled in frustration, before speaking up. “Whatever weird human reason you have, you’re not leaving. Your blood tastes far too nice.”

“Let me go!” Dream shouted, desperately trying to pull free.

“Look, I’ll let you win at Mario Kart next time,” Tommy said with a shrug.

“This isn’t about Mario Kart!”

“Isn’t everything about Mario Kart? Oh, and women. The only things in the universe superior to Mario Kart. Actually-“

“Can you just shut up and explain what’s going on?!” Dream said half in terror and half in frustration. Tommy beamed.

“This is my family! There’s Eret,” he gestures to a fluffy haired brunet in an elaborate dress, “Foolish,” a copper haired, freakishly tall man, “they’re my parents. Well, my sires, but my actual parents were shite so I consider them my parents. They took me in when I was little! There’s also Tubbo,” a small boy around Tommy's age with messy mousy brown hair and severe burn scars, “Fundy,” a boy who couldn’t be any older than fourteen with long ginger hair, “and Wilbur!” a curly haired boy with a massive scar through his stomach. “They’re practically my brothers.”

“They’re sleeping. Have been for a while, we got hit by some pretty bad hunters, they need to heal. Probably won’t fully, honestly, which is shit. But they’ll wake up soon, and we can all be a real family! Oh, I’ll need some more blood bags- hey, give me your phone-“

“No!” Dream protested, but Tommy snatched it from his pocket, opening it up (did he steal his passcode) and looking at his contacts.

“Hmm… yeah, you’ve got enough people on here for me to track down. Niki… you’ve mentioned her a few times, I think she’d get along with Fundy… Jack Manifold… no one to notice him missing? Sam… ooh, he works in IT, I always wanted to know how the fuck computers work. Yeah, these'll do. Shouldn’t take too long to get them all, then everyone can wake up, and we'll be able to have some real fun then!”

If anyone else wants to send in some more AU ideas it’d be lovely and I will make them heavily involve c!primeboys no matter what and again that’s a challenge.

#dream smp #dsmp #dream smp au #dsmp au #c!primeboys #c!tommy #c!dream #tw blood #tw kidnapping

[qnfarc]

We do a little forgetting how Tumblr works but we always remember in the end, look at us go 🥳 I feel like I didn't grasp exactly how top tier and chaotic George's sot pov was until I saw the dash later, first place overall points whos surprised that's our streamer. I heard Hbomb reviewed his performance but I haven't checked it yet because I want to watch another pov (grians) myself but let me know your thoughts! I think George was in the chat for this one I love that he caught it live. I remember Quackity said the day after MCC when he was over at George's he was asking him to go for a walk but George convinced him to wait and watch MCC reviews 😭 he's just like us fr.

Definitely a bit more distance in the Georgebur dynamic but I do hope this on-screen interaction is the set-up for more between them. Wilbur did invite him to be in the next mv at the end but for the price of a Lamborghini I don't know how set in stone that is. I agree it was definitely a chill team, despite the others interacting much more together it worked. It was so funny, George really told Sneeg do your wedding right next time hm? Also there was a point where George said "yeah I've been wondering why I wasn't invited ever since I heard about it" and I genuinely thought he was going to continue and say he only heard of his wedding in that same conversation 😭 I too would very much enjoy Sneeg sticking his nose under the steps where Sapnap and George pour their heart and soul out to each other, just as Jack Manifold did that one time. Yeah I genuinely thing it'll be near impossible to beat what MCC12 green guardians had going on ;-; That was actually the first MCC I ever watched live but I watched Tommy pov I fumbled so hard. I really swore never to make that mistake again with the George commitment 🤒 Next MCC being a month away is the worst but I hope George's next team is a fun one for him (and us, mainly us)

Ooh tea tea tea pop off fr :0 Tyty my typing is horrendous both on mobile an laptop despite English being my first language (although it really shouldn't be), autocorrect is the only saving grace

Yeah, the dash and post of George having biggest number of points was so he is unhinged, he is free and we want to see more 🥳 I saw Hbomb reviewing his sot run yesterday and it's so funny, most of the time it's just his expressions that take me out and George did drop by in chat and it was pretty fun with him just being deadpan humor about it. Live how Hbomb mentioned all theories going around about why George never dies like is it pretty privilege or main character syndrome or plot armor? I think the answer is just yes to all with addition of skill and George being sot favourite chaotic son lmao Love how George would stay home to watch reviews even with Quackity there, what an icon and it shows he cares about or at least is interested in feedback or reactions so good for him! Tbh I would love George to be in another mv, it would be beneficial and fun for both I think so I hope it actually works out, George just go outside sometimes please, it won't hurt I promise 😭 And him just having no filter or being so blunt just... love that for him, he really went 'why was I not invited 😐' 'I just met you today man hahah' 'so? 😐 are you a hater? 😐 invite me to the next one then 😊' like literally what I cannot with this man sometimes, he went for the throat even if he didn't know it 😭 It would be funny, guess we'll see and yeah the vibes were too immaculate to beat so easily but I hope at one point we will get at least similarly entertaining winner pov from George, I really have my fingers crossed for his win next time and fun team and good for you realising there are priorities like importance of watching George's pov and you corrected them, sometimes it takes a while to see the truth but you got there 😌 I honestly don't remember which mcc was my first, it could be mcc 13 actually cause I think I remember joining the fandom around late autumn/winter but it took me a while to watch actual streams? Nooo, you are very well spoken and sometimes it just shows you were excited to talk about something and I think it's cute that you can read that from how you write ^_^ I think at one point I sent you an ask that complimented you on the way you word thing and write, you probably don't remember, it was a while ago when I was too shy to write longer asks or send asks at all

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

Undying AU

After Tommy dies Jack has a moment where he's more clear headed than he's been since he died. Where he realizes this isn't what he wanted, that this didn't fix the betrayal he's felt for so long. And then the demon decides it isn't bored of him yet and suddenly he's just angry. Only the target of his anger's already gone and that's what he's angry about. Only there's nothing he can do about it and for a while he just stumbles along, unable to feel anything but anger until he's sapped of nearly all of his energy and he's barely standing staring up at Manifold land, all he's got left.

He doesn't even realize there's a flint and steel in his hand till the house is burning, till he's sitting on the fence out front staring up at the smoke and he doesn't even feel angry anymore. Just a bone deep exhaustion that's weighing him down.

And then there's a hand on his shoulder and Foolish is pulling him to his feet, slowly guiding him through the SMP and the Nether to his summer home and Jack doesn't have the energy to argue, doesn't even know what he'd be arguing with. Foolish is just trying to keep him safe, trying to keep him from stumbling into some fight he can't win because he knows what this is like. Remembers what it feels like.

Foolish making sure Jack's eating and actually taking care of himself. Dragging him out when he goes out looking for gravel and into the Nether when he needs quartz and helping Jack get fully geared out to keep him distracted while looking for a way to save him from it.

Niki visits and Jack still isn't sure if she's truly his friend. Can't tell if she isn't just another person that's going to leave him behind to die, going to abandon him to some evil and act like he was never with her to begin with. Just Niki trying to convince him that she cares, she won't leave him behind. And Jack still can't quite remember what's real and what isn't, still isn't sure if it's messing with his memories or if they've always been like that. 

Jack does not have a good time post-Tommy’s death. He’s just now running on empty most of the time and trying to differentiate what are his thoughts and what are just stuff that were manipulated.

#dream smp #dream smp au #the undying au #jack manifold #jack manifold tv #foolish gamers #foolishg #nihachu #ask

[relaxxattack]

(spoilers for the ending of bad's pov of the banquet!!)

hello jack manifold anon here, and OOF the end of bbh's stream,,,,, man 🌊🐴 why is bad so good at playing a very sympathetic villain?? like, he plays a possessed and unsure person so well considering he's allowed to show this side of his character literally only when he's alone (or with skeppy *looks at previous egg stream*), like, do I agree with what he's doing? fuck no! but I feel for him so much every time he gets those moments, "you know why I can't stop, quackity"???? heartbreaking, considering precious steam he was actively telling the egg to shut up and piss off

obviously like, he's a villain, I don't agree with what he's doing, but honestly it hurts (in a good fiction narrative kind of way) how he's so conflicted and in such a bad place and also literally possessed, and nobody knows, nobody knows because he can't let them know!!! g-d bbh is such a good, tragic character. pain, agony even, suffering, if you will

(also the "stay safe"?? the way the eggpire split up??? also made me feel for them, even though they literally trapped everyone and killed ppl, also makes me wonder what will ponk do, since he's literally living in niki's city??? will he just be like "kk that egg thing didn't work out sorry anyway-" bc that would be amazing)

anyway here's how eggvelvet can still win- /lh

LMAO doesn’t ponk have that big house he inherited? why can’t he just live there? im not super caught up on Ponk Lore if im being honest

but yes, i love the way bbh is very clearly written as a sympathetic villain (unlike some other more frustrating characters i could mention /hj)

he’s super cool and i’m rooting for him. not rooting for the evil him, but rooting for him to have a happy ending with skeppy while the egg is defeated.