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#and there is a 51 state bc i don't know all of the states and the government is hiding one :D
a-lonely-tatertot · 1 year
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curious by your bio….. what’s the 51st state?????
oh thats the funny part i dont know the states but by god there is 51
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beeeinyourbonnet · 3 months
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I've only ever watched Robert Carlyle in ouat! What are your go to recs of other things he's been in?
Hope you're having a good day 💖💖💖
Oh man okay. I'm just gonna try to list everything I've seen (and please keep in mind that I haven't seen many of these things in forever):
-Hamish MacBeth: actually an amazing show, 100/10, so fucking good. I recommend watching at least the first ep or two with subtitles because the brogues are THICC xD -Formula 51/The 51st State: Second on the list bc I literally just finished rewatching it, it's actually a really great dark comedy action flick. Be warned, there are two scenes of excessive blood but it's otherwise not too violent. -California Solo: I remember this being very good and very sad. But he loves to play a SadBoi, so. -The World is Not Enough: In general, I don't love Bond movies, but this is a pretty fun romp. The plot is somewhat convoluted, but I love Renard???? He's just. Yes. SadBoi anarchist. -Dead Fish: Can I say this is a good movie? No I cannot. But it's so fucking fun. It's so bad. But Bobby is SO good in it. Like, every individual thing in this movie is good, but somehow they put it together and created a disaster??? It does some things that I find super narratively interesting and with some tweaking, it probably could have been an amazing movie. Maybe if Tarantino made it. But like. Danny Devine???? My love. My boy. Not a SadBoi, surprisingly. If you watch the trailer, you'll get an idea of how whatthefuck this movie is. I have seen it many times and, watching the trailer, I was still somehow like what is the plot of this movie.
-The Full Monty: Just a really good movie. Highly recommend. That is next on my rewatch list.
-Stargate Universe: IIRC, I watched about half of one season of this and didn't really love it. He was phenomenal in it, ofc, but otherwise...meh. I would rewatch it but I now watch all the other Stargates and I know this will only disappoint me x] He is a SadBoi scientist, tho.
-The Tournament: Nothing groundbreaking but, from what I remember, a solid movie! Bloody and violent. SadBoi priest. tw: a pet dies, I believe.
-Plunkett and Macleane: I remember this movie being SO fun and now I can't find it anywhere. Very unhappy about that.
-Ravenous: I wanted to add this because I know a lot of people really love it and it seems right up my alley re: dark comedy, but I am too Scared to watch it, so do with that information what you will. It is a horror comedy, I believe.
I have also watched Priest but I found that movie deeply upsetting because it contains quite a bit of CSA and I don't recommend it. Human Trafficking is also deeply upsetting, obviously, and I don't really remember it being great but I am also pretty sure I only made it through half. Annnd I haven't seen Trainspotting but it was award-winning so if that's your cup of tea, I feel confident recommending it (it is absolutely not my cup of tea xD).
So uh. There you go! The longest list ever xD
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batmanschmatman · 3 months
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8, 25, 51 for an OTP of your choice from the OTP ask game?
tsym for the ask! gonna do winnix bc I always have them on the brain.
eight: what happens if one of them gets sick?
I feel like Nix is usually a little bit of a baby about being sick, just like being grumpy and reluctant to do anything beyond being burrowed in blankets and trying to sleep it off. Not full on whiny, impossible to be around, but tired and grouchy about being sick and happy to be looked after. Dick keeps him well hydrated and lets him curl up on him and doze while Dick reads and pets his hair. It's very much Dick doesn't mind looking after him and does it without being asked, and Nix is happy to soak up all the tlc and take it easy until he feels better.
Dick is one of those guys who pretends he's fine until he feels like absolute shit and has a hard time submitting to people taking care of him. This is sometimes tough bc Nix likes to take care of him and Dick doesn't want to be a huge bitch to him, so there are times when he might want to be like go away >:C but then remembers he's being stupid and immature and Nix loves him so much and it's okay to let someone bring him soup and painkillers.
Nix is a patient good sport about it bc he's used to Dick being reluctant to be looked after and he knows he's really just grouchy to be feeling lousy and not mad at him.
(side note: wrote a fic about this exact situation as a pinch hit for heavy artillery's exchange last december for my wife which you can find here, although it's locked to registered users only.)
twenty five: Do they have any hobbies they share?
At first glance, not really besides basic stuff like they enjoy reading or watching a movie and both were very smart good students (or you know, Nix would've been a better student if he hadn't been capable of coasting vs. working super hard at it), but I think especially post war they definitely get some hobbies in common. Namely I think Nix gets Dick on the travel train because Dick is adventurous and curious about other places, but didn't have a lot of opportunity to explore that before the war, and then they both take care of the gardens at both their place in NJ and the house in PA. Historical!Nix apparently got very into fancy French cooking post war so Jess and I have adopted that for our post-war headcanon for BOB!Nix, so he'd start getting opinions about an herb garden and fresh vegetables and help Dick out or do stuff himself. Dick also is Nix's sous chef/prep cook/clean up crew, or will just keep him company in the kitchen and catch each other up on their days while Nix makes some fancy dinner.
But honestly in general I think they both love the other person so much that even hobbies they're not as into kind of become their hobbies anyway bc they like keeping each other company, lol.
fifty one: what’s a non verbal way they say I love you?
So obviously they excel at this. I think the biggest thing is always like, just how much they're in tune to the other's emotional state and physical/emotional needs. Nix in particular is very good at finding little gifts to offer Dick to help cheer him up or look after him, and I very much think it's a thing of like post war at home he'll bring him a cup of coffee when he gets home from work or picks up a new pair of his favorite slippers when the old ones are getting ratty but Dick would insist they don't need to replace them yet.
Also Dick's just like, steady constant presence in Nix's life, which I think is a huge deal for Sad Little Rich Boy. Dick's seen him at his worst but is still here and won't abandon him, and again especially post-war it's very we're in this together so we face it together, how can I help? And Nix is still a little shocked that Dick hasn't decided to hell with this, bye, every time it happens but obviously he's not going anywhere because he loves him. c:
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The thing is, THE THING IS, is that google is free, and it's one of those things that almost everyone uses, so the fact that you have homophobic anons coming to you and invalidating queer relationships by saying queer people can't have long lasting relationships + we all cheat on our partners, is unacceptable.
Because a quick google search could have shown queer couples who are still together after getting married ++ the small amount of queer people that have cheated on their partner VS. het people. And in an effort to not get disrespectful and bash het couples, I'm just going to say that maybe Het Celebrities (bcs that seems to be the topic) need to take a fucking page from queer people and learn how to be loyal to their partners.
From my own personal knowledge I have compiled a list of QUEER COUPLES who are still together (FOR YEARS) even if they're married or not, because Marriage is not definitive of the commitment that people have towards each other.
So for the uneducated here's a small education!.
George Takei & Brad Altman - Together for 37 years
Elton John and David Furnish - Together for 29 years
Wanda Sykes and Alex Niedbalski (I love them so much) - Together for 16 years
Tan and Rob France - Together for 15 years
Matt Bomer and Simon Halls (they were in a secret relationship for a decade before they came out as a couple, and Matt was always thought to be straight). - Together for 14 years
Antonio Douthit-Boyd and Kirven Douthit-Boyd - Together for 17/18 years
Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner - Together for 51 years (since the 70's)
Alexandra Hedison and Jodie Foster - Together for 9 years
Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor - Together for 7 years
I added a wide range, not just in age difference, but time they've been together, and I've also added BIPOC couples. I really don't know why people are insistent on making queer people seem horrible, and for what?. To prove that a potential queer couple could not be real?.
AND if that's not enough, because celebrities are "different" than normal people, I have added a link below to a review on an 'exhibition that explores and celebrates the everyday lives and enduring relationships of LGBT couples and families' as the intro has stated.
https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/photography/2014/01/09/20-lgbt-couples-who-have-been-love-more-decade?amp
AND the biggest issue that these anon's are not fucking grasping is that these conversations can be incredibly triggering to queer people. The invalidation of not only our identity but our community is not only problematic but also oppressive. Anons grow the fuck up and learn from your ignorance, and leave queer people the fuck alone.
For you, I think you dropped it.
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I wanna see Batman get his ass torn in. Someone should bring up Robin and how Bruce wouldn’t treat him like that so why in the ever loving fuck did he allow Connor to be treated that way? Connor should retire from being a superhero and move in permanently with his parents. Visitation rights to grandma and grandpa. Lois should dump Clark and join the poly relationship. Connor’s new name should be Phantasm or Specter (speeder). Like at this point I bet Clark’s therapist is done with his deadbeat ass. I would be too. So your honor this is why I am requesting another point of view of that custody meeting. But imagine if this goes public, I can already see the headlines! “SUPERMAN CLONED BY LEX LUTHOR BUT INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING THE CLONE HE ASSAULTS HIM AND THINKS OF HIM AS SCUM!! THE JUSTICE LEAGUE LET IT HAPPEN!!” The byline could read, “Ancient being called The Ghost King had stated that he is the sole guardian of the child formerly known as Superboy. His DNA was also used in the cloning process.” This is probably way after the show so the world knows ghosts exists. They don’t fuck with ghosts bc the GIW fucked around and found out. ALSO!!!! Good Fenton parents??? They could be ghosts because all that ectoplasm they were around made sure they became ghosts. Superman would be hated, the league would have lost the public’s trust because if they treat clones that way how would they treat other entities?? I hope this made sense it’s 5:51 am and I just woke up, read your blister pack update, and ran here.
Batman let his eight year old run around town in his leotard and beat up other adults. I think his idea of parenting isn't the standard we want to use lol. There may be references to the custody meeting, but I don't think we'll get a secondary POV of it literally.
There's only so much wrap-up left of Blister Pack! We'll have to see how it goes... and then I think I have one or two one-shots in the wings after she wraps. Maybe. I'm trying to snip the tail off the sweater here.
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skimblyshanks · 1 year
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#5
Coming out of my self-imposed OFMD takes exile to not only again renounce my old take that somehow blew up but particularly to push back against the idea of Izzy specifically wanting Ed at his worst.
Because we actually have canon evidence to the contrary; canon lines and dynamics very strongly leading to a different conclusion.
The only character who might want Ed at his worst is Calico Fuckin Jack.
Calico Jack is the one who reacts with disgust at the idea of Ed being called by his name instead of Blackbeard or Blackie. Jack represents the idea of Piracy as Abuse as a consciously embraced lifestyle.
Izzy is the one who is aghast at anyone other than himself calling Ed by his name. We know that it's because he is acutely aware of what it could do to Ed's reputation; what that would do to Ed's safety. Izzy is someone who has endured and survived Piracy as Abuse, who knows it is Abuse and knows it is dangerous, and is fighting like hell to keep himself and the man he loves safe from being on the receiving end.
Izzy is not against Ed's softness per se; he's moreso against that softness being open. Which makes sense, because in all of his and Ed's experiences thus far, open softness is asking for violence and manipulation. To Izzy, Stede isn't just a Homewrecker, he's luring Ed out into a clearing to be shot at.
Izzy calls Ed by his name. Rarely does he call him "captain" or "blackbeard" when it's just the 2 of them. What he and Ed had is not what Ed and Calico Jack had; there was connection there; there was some level of vulnerability. And as first mate, Izzy wants to protect his captain's vulnerability; as someone p evidently in love with Ed, he also wants to guard this intimacy.
His reaction to Lucius and Black Pete hooking up is, as we should all hopefully realize by now, not one of straught up homophobic disgust. I do think it's in part due to repression, but a lot of it, imo, is that, well. Let's pull up Calico Jack again. From what he says, it's implied that pirate hookups are rather common, and that they rarely if ever involve emotional attachment. But look at how much Izzy bristles when Stede and Ed are affectionate immediately after the years he has spent at Ed's side.
What Izzy and Ed have is, to Izzy, Special. And to be Special it needs to be private. It can't come before maintaining their place in the system. Lucius and Pete have sex when they should be working, and later Lucius states that they don't belong to each other.
To put that in Izzy's perspective, that's 2 men on this crew embracing an ownerless sexual freedom of piracy without the emotional guardedness; they are also pursuing emotional attachment out in the open. And to Izzy, that is dangerous. This crew is going to get themselves killed. And His Captain will be with them.
I've gotten. A lot more attached to Izzy, the more I've sat with the show, bc I know what it's like to internalize an abusive system and focus more on following rules and keeping the ones you love with you on top; to be, to a point, perpetuating the system, but also largely unable to affect change beyond your circle, and to be acutely aware of this.
None of that to dismiss , of course, that Izzy takes it upon himself to do what's best for Ed without Ed's opinion; that he sends Calico Jack to manipulate Ed's vulnerability; to do exactly what he worries will happen, just, this time, to his own ends. Not to dismiss any of it, just to, like, inform it.
Like I said, I renounce that first big meta I did that somehow blew up. It was a very shallow reading of the show and it missed a lot of nuance, especially when it comes to Ed as a man of color whose two defining relationships in the show are with white men who think they know what's best for him.
What draws Ed to Stede is in no small part that Stede doesn't hide his softness; that he has incorporated it into his "pirating style". He balks in the face of the status quo, he has the arrogance to assume he can affect change on this culture of violence and abuse.
And, importantly, it's Ed's decision with stede, more or less. By which I mean, Stede isn't dragging him by his ear and making him mind his p's and q's, cross his t's, and dot his i's; Stede provides him a space to embrace his softer side, encourages him to embrace it and even share it.
And Stede is far from perfect, of course; we get a whole episode to remind us that he is still, all things considered, a cis white landowning man in a very classist, patriarchal, and racist society, and he can slot back into that lifestyle of absolute privilege rather well.
But my feelings on Stede, Ed, and their dynamic is a while other post in and of itself, this is about Izzy, and, to a point, Izzy and Ed.
Izzy, like Ed, can be assumed to already come from a background of violence without being afforded the privilege of wealth and status. Izzy is white, yes, and imo it does impact his dynamics to a point when so many of the pirates we see are BIPOC, but he has presumably never had access to buffers Stede has.
Izzy had to claw his way up to a position of relative safety, and it can be assumed that at least part of that journey was side by side with Edward. And he has taken it on himself to guard both of them, to guard their safety in status, against any and everyone who would use it to their advantage.
If Izzy were truly a cold hearted brute, only out to make Ed the worst version of himself, then why has he stayed at Ed's side through what he reports to be a deteriorating state of mental health? Why do his spats with Ed feel so domestic in their way? Why can't he let Ed go? Why does he view Stede as actively dangerous to Ed's safety, and why is that a consistent motivation for him?
The characters in OFMD are deliciously complex and deep; it's a show that has a lot to say about masculine identity, especially queer masculine identity, with additional intersections, through a setting of piracy. And Idk I just feel awkward when the characters get painted with a broad brush instead of like. Idk. Rotated and examined in the mind fjskfneofj. It's a v character and relationship driven show.
Izzy is a dick, sure. And there are plenty of times where I'm like "izzy that's fucked up." But I will not be convinced that he wasn't doing what he was because he was completely convinced it was the right thing to do for the man he loved. I'm already convinced that it was a very selfish way to go about it, one that disregarded the wishes and feelings of the man he loves, but that was his motivation.
Izzy wants what he thinks is best for Edward. And what he thinks is best for Edward is not The Kraken, in his self destructive, abusive glory; what he thinks is best for Edward is Blackbeard, the fierce and deadly persona to be performed in front of others, so that Edward can be safe and guarded up above the worst of Piracy's violence, with Izzy at his side.
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#4
Anyways for all Bones harps on Spock for being emotionless he's also p clearly often masking/coating every negative emotion with anger/annoyance instead of letting himself be sad or scared so really neither of them is living up to their own standards of emotionlessness/emotionality and also they should kiss abt it
309 notes - Posted August 11, 2022
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Anyway.
Transmascs who have trauma around our puberties, especially around the development of bodies with high estrogen, are valid.
Transmascs who desire masculinization and testosterone are valid.
Testosterone is not evil, Estrogen is not holy; they're hormones that we all have differing relationships with on an individual basis.
If you're on T, starting T, or want to start on T, I hope you're having a good day and are able to move forward in becoming the person u want to be ❤️
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Camilo lowkey mirrors Pepa's body language here and it makes me soft
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My #1 post of 2022
[Bones walks with Spock to the transport room]
Bones: Have a safe landing.
Spock: I have no say in the matter.
Bones[Already walking back to sick bay]: Die then.
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do you describe a character’s appearance all right away or in pieces?
thanks for all the asks! I'll combine them into one long answer for ya :3
1. do you know how you want the story to end when you start, or are you just stumbling through the figurative wilderness hoping to find a road? I like to have a vague idea of where it ends at least! I planned The Treewalkers out chapter by chapter and I'm doing the same with its sequel, but otherwise I like to keep the middle flexible so I can rearrange or add or delete things as needed. There's been some one shots where I don't know the ending before writing, tho
3. on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy incorporating romance into the average story? Depends on if I set out to include romance in it. Unless I start from the beginning with the express purpose of putting romance in a story I typically won't. When I do add romance, tho, I tend to enjoy some established romances bc it's fun writing characters being tender with each other. So maybe a 7 or 8?
of course, if you ask fans of The Royal Ranger, that number would be -5 bc there's been almost zero romance in it so far slghlgh
5. have you ever made a playlist about something you were writing as an elaborate means to procrastinate when you could have been actually writing and if yes drop a link, son I have not actually! I tend not to associate music with characters or projects because my brain doesn't interpret music in any specific way, it's just kinda there. I'll often turn on instrumental music if I need to write (or at least music that's not in English) so I don't get distracted by words, tho
9. in an ideal world where you’re already super successful and published, would you want to see a tv or movie adaptation of your work? why or why not? A TV adaptation might be interesting, because it could develop things better with a longer runtime than a movie would. But with the state of the movie/TV industry at the moment I'm not sure how well it would turn out, it seems like everything is all-or-nothing in terms of whether or not it's considered a success and everything gets extended past when it should in the interest of making more sequels so I don't think I'd want that any time soon lol
16. where is your favourite place to write? I love writing outside, but ultimately as long as I have some natural light I'm good :D
38. how many stories do you work on at one time? Thaaaaaat depends! If it's one shots I'll work on one at a time. Now that I've got two massive canon rewrites on the go, tho, I work on alternating chapters of them. But if I get a one shot idea I'll typically write that before working more on my multi-chaps because I can get it done quicker
39. are you an avid reader? Yup!! I've been making a conscious effort to get back into it lately and it's been super relaxing
41. what is the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had. Either the Ranger's Apprentice log driver AU or librarian AU 🤔
51. share the synopsis of a story you work on that you haven’t published yet Halt goes back to Clonmel with Will and Horace to see Sean, and meets Sean's wife and daughter. But this won't be a simple family reunion, because there's trouble in Clonmel that threatens the throne...
58. what is the last thing that a fic made you google when you were writing it? I googled where pike lived for one of my fics! Other than that I'm very regularly googling Irish names or words for things, but I can't remember which of those I did more recently slhgg
64. what is your favourite title for a fic you’ve written? I'm quite partial to The Royal Ranger, but that's cheating slightly - in the Ranger's Apprentice fandom, the book The Royal Ranger (book 12) is quite divisive with a lot of people really hating it or disliking how it handled certain things, so when I decided to write a fic that the title technically worked for I just went with it lmao. As for original titles, I like The Ward Ghost - it was hard to come up with and I thought up and discarded several titles before settling on it
73. how do you visualise scenes? do you see it like a movie in your head, or do the words just flow? Thaaaaat also depends! Sometimes I'll get a very clear image of something in my head, but often the faces of characters in the scene are blurry (I suspect I'm mildly faceblind). Often it'll be like witnessing something while a narrator explains what's going on. For most of my life that was how I interacted with the world - going about daily tasks, but narrating in my head as though it was a book - so my writing is just kinda an extension of that
80. do you try to put themes, motifs, messages, morals, etc in your writing? if so, how do you go about it? Hmmm sorta? I've mostly been doing it with The Royal Ranger, through Halt being autistic. The recurring message regarding him - or, well, regarding characters who interact with him - is that the good characters accommodate and make efforts to understand him, while the bad ones brush off his difficulties and make him mask heavily. I show this with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer (i.e. Halt is shown to be unhappy when forced to mask and happy/relaxed when he can be himself). I don't pay much attention to any morals or themes or anything but if anyone has noticed any, I'd like to hear about what you took away from my works :3
95. do you describe a character’s appearance all right away or in pieces? Mostly right away! Sometimes I'll give a basic description early on and then flesh it out a ta time when it flows better in the story, tho
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lithro · 2 months
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all odd
1. Are you an albums person or a singles person? UMMMM albums
3. Do you listen to more oldies or more current stuff? oldies for sure
5. Is there a song you don't like but like its music video? see if i dont like a song i wont watch the music video. so i wouldnt know
7. Would you wear a t-shirt of a band you're not into? yea if it looks cool
9. Do you have a favorite band? yeas, the death set :)
11. Favorite songwriter? two feet
13. Who’s the most popular/mainstream artist you listen to? either lady gaga or gorillaz
15. A song or album from the 60s: house of the rising sun by the animals
17. A song or album from the 80s: once in a lifetime by talking heads
19. A song or album from the 2000s: repetition kills you by the black ghosts
21. A song or album from this year or last year: rush by troye sivan
23. Do you and your partner/best friend share a special song? One you’d call “our song”? i dont think so
25. Is there a song you used to like but can’t listen to anymore because you associate it with someone you don’t like? plenty.
27. Do you enjoy making playlists? If so, are there any you’re proud of and would like to share? YES i love making playlists. im too shy to post them tho
29. Songs you love to dance to: vitality by mittsies, here comes the hotstepper by ini kamoze, new face by psy, and enjoy the silence by depeche mode
31. Who’s your favorite fictional band or artist? i have to say wrath of the gods from saw just bc i do have merch.
33. Your favorite artist from your city/state/country? outkast
35. A song you like in a language you don’t speak: if you come into my heart by jo duck bai
37. If you could travel in time and go to a concert of an artist who’s no longer alive or a band that’s no longer together, who would you choose? queen 100%
39. Which was the last concert you went to? erm. the only concert ive ever been to was a christian rock concert that i was dragged to see when i was like 10
41. Have you ever been to a music festival? If not, would you like to go? id like to :)
43. Do you enjoy musicals? If so, what’s your favorite? not necessarily, no
45. A non-musical movie or show with a soundtrack you love: mr robot
47. Is there an artist you used to dislike but learned to like because of a friend’s influence? UMMM. i cant think of any but im sure someone will remind me if i forgot
49. Is there a cover you like more than the original version? noooo im an original only guy
51. Is there an artist you used to love as a child/teenager and still likes, even if you don’t listen to them as much? linkin park
53. Is there a song you hated the first time you listened to but then loved after listening to it more times? run by iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
55. An album you learned to love after listening to it again and again: torches by foster the people
59. Do you listen to music when it's raining or do you stop to hear the sound of the rain? mmmm rain
63. Do you prefer live recordings or studio recordings? studio for sure
65. Are there any songs you know the entire lyrics by heart? like a million lol
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1-100 bc why not
1. What is you middle name?
It's Margarida but I ate it
2. How old are you?
28 so old already 😭😭
3. When is your birthday?
It's in April if you wanna know the day you will have to DM
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Aries
5. What is your favorite color?
Bluuue
6. What’s your lucky number?
I don't think I have one
7. Do you have any pets?
Not anymore
8. Where are you from?
Portugal
9. How tall are you?
1,56cm 🙈
10. What shoe size are you?
37/38
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I'm afraid of counting them 😅
12. What was your last dream about?
The part I still remember was receiving a text i wasn't expecting
13. What talents do you have?
Being a disaster I guess
14. Are you psychic in any way?
No
15. Favorite song?
At the moment is Petit genie - Jungeli
16. Favorite movie?
Anything scary
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
I wouldn't know
18. Do you want children?
Depends on the day and if my nephew is being a pain on my butt
19. Do you want a church wedding?
Hell no
20. Are you religious?
No
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Of course!
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
Mmm I don't think so?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Yes multiple
24. Baths or showers?
Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing?
Grey
26. Have you ever been famous?
Hell no
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Nooo to shy for that
28. What type of music do you like?
I listen to almost anything but mostly reggaeton
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Nopee
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Mmmm 2?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
Each day is different
32. How big is your house?
Normal?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Just coffee
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
No
35. Have you ever tried archery?
No
36. Favorite clean word?
Porra
37. Favorite swear word?
Merda
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
2 days
39. Do you have any scars?
Small ones
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I'm aware of
41. Are you a good liar?
No
42. Are you a good judge of character?
Used to be I was but was proven wrong
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
Yes I can
44. Do you have a strong accent?
Nah
45. What is your favorite accent?
I don't think I have a favourite one
46. What is your personality type?
Messy
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
Suits
48. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie
50. Left or right handed?
Right
51. Are you scared of spiders?
No I'm not
52. Favorite food?
Chocolate
53. Favorite foreign food?
Chicken curry
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
Can be both
55. Most used phrased?
accept it that it hurts less
56. Most used word?
No
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
10 minutes tops
58. Do you have much of an ego?
I don't think I do
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Bite
60. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Yes
62. Are you a good singer?
Fuck no
63. Biggest Fear?
Prefer not to talk about that one
64. Are you a gossip?
Kinda
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
I avoid those
66. Do you like long or short hair?
Long
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
No
68. Favorite school subject?
Arts
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Both
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
No
71. What makes you nervous?
Women!!
72. Are you scared of the dark?
No
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
No in a mean way
74. Are you ticklish?
Only in one place
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
No
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
No
77. Have you ever drank underage?
Who didn't?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
No
79. Who was your first real crush?
Best friend
80. How many piercings do you have?
Only one
81. Can you roll your Rs?“
Yed
82. How fast can you type?
Fast enough
83. How fast can you run?
Very slow
84. What color is your hair?
Ugly mix
85. What color is your eyes?
Grey/Blue
86. What are you allergic to?
Way to many things to be naming them here
87. Do you keep a journal?
No
88. What do your parents do?
Give me problems
89. Do you like your age?
It's what it is
90. What makes you angry?
Rude people
91. Do you like your own name?
Yes
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
No
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
I don't know
94. What are you strengths?
Keep going
95. What are your weaknesses?
Pretend to use them against me?
96. How did you get your name?
My parents?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
No
98. Do you have any scars?
Again?
99. Color of your bedspread?
Grey
100. Color of your room?
Blue
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somebody-909 · 3 years
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Yeong-gi was arrested as a kid [I Love Yoo Theory]
In celebration of the return of my favourite webtoon, I thought I'd share the theory I shared on reddit a while ago about our favourite red head (revamped with pictures and extra discussion). This theory was eventually pretty much proven correct in Episode 112.
TLDR: Allusions to violent behaviour, a bad period of time where Yeong-gi was away, and stigmatized treatment resembling how you treat a criminal, lead me to believe that Yeong-gi, having been deeply affected by the events with his mother, developed violent behaviour, that resulted in legal trouble of some sort. He was then sent "away" somewhere for some time, likely either juvie or a rehabilitation centre of sorts for juvenile delinquents.
1. "How long has it been since you got out?"
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In episode 16, when Kousuke visits Yeong-gi at Mrs. Lochlainn's (Yeong-gi's granny) place, he asks:
"How long has it been since you got out? Four years, maybe five? I'll stop for today. I know you don't like being reminded of what happened back then."
This suggests that Yeong-gi "got out" of some place/institution. The words "got out" are also quite ominous... (I would even argue that it implies being "locked" away). I find it hard to believe he would be using this for something that wasn't incredibly unpleasant/hard for Yeong-gi to get through. Kousuke proceeds to say, "Four years, maybe five? I'll stop for today. I know you don't like being reminded of what happened back then," confirming this implication.
I have seen a few possible interpretations of where Yeong-gi might've been "away" for a while. I personally think it's most likely something legal (juvie or juvenile delinquent related rehab), although others believe it might've been a mental institution, and others think it was a boarding school.
I see how "got out" could be used for the first two options easily, but the last one is a bit more shaky. "... since you left boarding school" might be a more natural way of referring to that, since it would have to be a really bad boarding school to refer to it in the way Kousuke does.
The following clues lean more towards Yeong-gi being away due to criminal reasons, however.
2. Treated like a delinquent.
The next clue and the biggest is how everyone treats Yeong-gi. His family treats him like a delinquent (I choose this word specifically because of its connotations... not just a troubled, hopeless kid... but more a kid you can't trust because he will be irresponsible and bad).
In episode 19, the students talk about how Yeong-gi hangs out with Soushi (who they think is a delinquent as seen in episode 20 probably bc he's a brown guy with a scar tbh TT)
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"His family's got some great connections, that's the only reason I'm being friendly with the dude."
"But what's the point in doing that? He only hangs out with this delinquent from another school."
"You're joking..."
"I'm not! I saw him! Got a scar too... probably got it from a fight..."
"So it's true what they say then... Him being..."
"Shh! Don't say it out loud!"
They think Yeong-gi is hanging out with and is friends with a delinquent who they associate with having been violent. They immediately ask, "So is it true what they say then … Him being …"
What kind of rumour would they think is true if they saw Yeong-gi hanging out with a "thug"?
It would make sense to finish that question with "So is it true what they say then … Him being a criminal" or "a delinquent".
If we were to go with the mental hospital theory, it might work if they said "him being violent" but that doesn't really work as well here in relation to Soushi being a "delinquent."
There is a bit of nuance between what they would associate with someone with a criminal history, in comparison to someone who had been admitted to an institution for mental health issues, even if both possibilities were linked to violent outbursts.
As for his family, they treat him terribly. Like he's a screw up, a troublemaker. Not so much like someone with mental illness. I think by this point its clear that Yeong-gi made a big mistake, but what would be so bad that they treat him like this?
3. Hints of being "away" and having a criminal past.
There are several subtle hints that indicate Yeong-gi did have a criminal past of sorts. Or at least spent some time away.
Episode 79 - significant criminal past
When Yeong-gi and his father meet the lawyer about the assault and drug case in episode 79, the lawyer says:
"Your son does not have a significant criminal past."
Why not just say that he doesn't have "a criminal past" at all, period? Now this seems negligible, but Quimchee has used very subtle hints like this in the past so I wouldn't put it past her (eg. Yui calling Yeong-gi, "kid," and Kousuke "son," to indicate she is related to Kousuke and not Yeong-gi).
Episode 79 - Hansuke couldn't get to know Yeong-gi
Kousuke's cousin, Hansuke, states that he never got to know Yeong-gi back in their college days because:
"I was busy with my residency and [Yeong-gi] was… you know… "
This alludes to Yeong-gi having been unable to hang out because he had something going on...
Kousuke's Corner 2 and Episode 72 - a year behind
Yeong-gi is also a year older than Shin-Ae and his twelfth grade peers... Having any sort of legal trouble could cause a kid to flunk a year.
References to violent behaviour
In Episode 51, Kousuke mocks Yeong-gi, stating that he can have his assistant bring his punching bag if he needed an outlet for his frustrations.
Not being in "control" of his emotions is a recurring motif, with Yeong-gi's family members and even with himself.
Affinity for physical fitness (boxing) as a coping mechanism
I think it's significant that after being alluded to having had violent behaviour, his coping mechanism is something very physical. Boxing, interestingly, imitates violence.
Thematically fits with the end of the Black and White Formal arc
This is more my personal opinion... But I think Yeong-gi punching that pos Sangchul after constantly being passive aggressively criticized for violent behaviour is... cruelly fitting. Him being arrested and possibly repeating what had once happened, and after he had constantly been told not to repeat it, would be a sad parallel to what he once had to deal with.
Possible alternative explanations
TW: mentions of poor mental health and suicide attempts
I think it's most certain that Yeong-gi had legal trouble of some sort, likely due to a violent altercation, and that he was sent somewhere as a result of this incident.
Where he was actually sent to as a result, however, is a bit more shaky.
Since it was a minor criminal past, it's possible could've been simply arrested and not been sent to juvie at all. If his father was heavily involved in his life, he would likely have intervened if juvie became a possibility.
There are some who speculate Yeong-gi had very poor mental health, likely due to what happened with his mother and may have even attempted suicide. While this is possible, there isn't a lot to indicate past depressive or suicidal tendencies. For sure, his violent behaviour was coupled with poor mental health... but not necessarily poor mental health of this nature. I also feel that there is some nuance in how people would talk to Yeong-gi if his time away was precipitated by a suicide attempt. Someone who had self-harming tendencies isn't treated like a thug. Someone who beat up a kid might be though. (depressive tendencies could've been coupled with violence that caused his time "away," but once again, there is not a lot to really hint at severe depressive behaviours).
There are also theories of foster care, if his mother died (which seems to be the most likely scenario with her). I don't think this is the case because we have seen a young Yeong-gi interact with a young Kousuke. The two brothers (and their parents) were aware of each other. There is also his nana.
I think the most likely scenario is that Yeong-gi, having been deeply affected by the events with his mother, developed violent behaviour, that resulted in legal trouble of some sort.
He was then sent somewhere as a result: either juvie or a rehabilitation centre of sorts for juvenile delinquents, or an asylum (due to aggression issues). Regardless, it must have been tied to a violent incident, resulting in legal action and detention and possibly a follow up mental health related thing (rehab/asylum).
Episode 112's confirmation:
There is a vague flashback alluding to a period of time where Yeong-gi was in trouble, specifically stating
"Poor kid. No one is going to want him."
"Why not?"
"...Behavioural and aggression issues".
This alludes both to Yeong-gi getting into trouble for hurting someone, AND for being guardian-less for a period of time (no one "wanting him" seems to reference foster care or adoption).
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Later in the episode, Yeong-gi's classmates gossip and say:
"Wasn't he at a detention centre for a bit?"
"I thought he was in an asylum?"
"He was sent somewhere for sure..."
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(not me making this awful cover but i wanted this to have one lmao. i do not own the picture i used, so credits to whomever made this lovely pic)
So first of all, I just wanted to say thank you so much for the 100 followers LIKE?????? where did thAT come from I just- you guys are sO AMAZING !!! I am beyond grateful for all of your support and your kindness and I'm so happy interact with you pretty people.
I really don't have any rules, nor characters I don't wanna write of that I can think of as in right now. (please if state if u want it to be nsfw bc my first instinct is write sfw stuff)
ANd, as a thank you, I made this super duper fantastic song lyric prompt list that you can choose from (you can absolutely send in a lyric that isn't in the list if you want) and just send me a sw character and we'll see how that goes!
SO HERE IT IS:
Song lyric prompt list
• already requested, but you can ask for them again!
1. I don't need anything fancy, I just need me and you slow dancing. - Slow dancing by Aly and AJ.
2. I've been trying hard not to talk to you/act a fool. - Sunflower vol. 6 by Harry Styles
3. Say it's been long six months, and you were too afraid to tell her what you want. - How you get the girl by Taylor Swift
4. And if you have a minute, why don't we go? Talk about it, somewhere only we know. - Somewhere only we know by Keane
5. To the strand, a picnic planned, for you and me. - From Eden by Hozier
6. Why she had to go? I don't know, she wouldn't say. - Yesterday by The Beatles
7. I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you. - Fallingforyou by the 1975
8. Take on me, take me on, I'll be gone, in a day or two. - Take on me by a-ha
9. Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips, we should just kiss like real people do. - Like real people do by Hozier
10. You wanna say no, no, it ain't gonna work, but then you fumble your words, oh you're running out of reasons. - Running out of reasons by The Wanted
11. You love me, but you don't know it yet. - Happy accidents by Saint Motel
12. I don't really care what they would say, I'm asking you to stay. - Level of concern by twenty one pilots
13. You know I talk too much, honey come put your lips on mine and shut me up. - Talk too much by COIN.
14. I know that you're scared because hearts get broken. - Golden by Harry Styles
15. I try and try to erase you, but you won't disappear - Everywhere by Niall Horan
16. I heard you ask about me through a friend, my adrenaline kicked in, because I've been asking 'bout you too - Nervous by Shawn Mendes
17. Every time I'm leavin' you, you don't make it easy. - Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee.
18. I wish that I could believe, that there's a day you'll come back to me, but still have to say, I'd do it all again. - Just want you to know by Backstreet Boys
19. Well, tell me do you hate me or do you wanna date me? - Van Horn by Saint Motel
20. Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain. - Hey Stephen by Taylor Swift
21. I know I would rather be together alone, in a big top circle and a world we can call our own. - All our own by Radio Company
22. Every time I find the words to end it, something in your eyes won't let it. - Shandi by KISS
23. Just dance in my living room, love with an attitude, drunk to an 80's groove - Only human by Jonas Brothers
24. I spend all my time, waiting all night for you. - No going back by Yuno
25. I need to know, if this is mutual, before I go. - Mutual by Shawn Mendes
26. I will sing to your every day, if it will take away your pain - Miss missing you by Fall out Boy
27. If I could fly, I'd be coming right back home to you. - If I could fly by One Direction
28. When you rise in the morning sun, I feel your touch in the pouring rain, and the moment that you wander far from me, I wanna feel you in my arms again. - How deep is your love by Bee Gees
29. If I wake, I'll move closer without waking you, sleeper, sleeper, what's been tiring you. - Rise by Helena Deland
30. All we do is think about the feelings that we hide, all we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign. - Drive by Halsey
31. I never sat by the shore, under the sun with my feet in the sand, but you brought me here. - Malibu by Miley Cyrus
32. With a sunset and a moonrise not so far behind, to give us enough light, to lay down underneath the stars. - Constellations by Jack Johnson
33. Dancing through our house with the ghost of you. - Ghost of you by 5sos
34. And we all sit around the fire, we feel a little warmer now. - Woods by Hollow Coves
35. Won't you kiss me once, baby? Just a kiss goodnight, maybe. - Put your head on my shoulder by Paul Anka
36. If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?- Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
37. Baby just came back around, said she needs time to explore, said I can’t love her no more - Baby came home by The Neighborhood
38. When I kissed you I meant it. / I wanna be more than a friend. - Do it again by Pia Mia
39. I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me. - Ivy by Frank Ocean
40. If you're awake then I am too. If you're lost then I'll find you. If you're hurt then I'll fix you. - It's U by Cavetown
41. They don't know about the things we do, they don't know about the I love you's. - They don't know about us by One Direction
42. Can I kiss you or not? / Are you still mad at me? I'm hoping not. - Like to be you by Shawn Mendes and Julia Michaels
43. Kiss me once, then kiss me twice, then kiss me once again, it's been a long, long time. - It's been a long, long time by Harry James
44. Kiss me hard before you go. - Summertime sadness by Lana del Rey
45. You said you'd meet me out there tomorrow, but tomorrow never came. - Tomorrow never came by Lana del Rey ft. Sean Ono Lennon
46. How can I miss you so much when you're right here? - Miss you so much by Miley Cyrus
47. The way she tells me I'm hers and she's mine. - Cherry wine by Hozier
48. No need to say goodbye, you'll come back, when it's over. - The Call by Regina Spektor.
49. Common sense tells me kiss the girl goodbye / I think I love you - Common sense by Joshua Bassett
50. If I could tell her how she's everything to me, but we are a million worlds apart and I don't know how I would even start - If I could tell her by Ben Platt ft Laura Dreyfruss
51. I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel - Nightcall by Kavinsky
52. We went for a drive, at 2:30 in the morning. I kissed you, it was pouring. - Remember that night? by Sara Kays
53. Don't wanna hand you all my trouble, don't wanna give you all my demons, you'll have to watch me struggle from several rooms away, but tonight I'll need you to stay - The run and go by twenty one pilots
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hiii 🥰 2, 6 and 23 for the books ask 💕
hiiii 🥰
2. Did you reread anything? What?
yes yes yes yes!!!! I've actually reread a lot (when you do a ratio of reread/how many books read i think, idk i don't do maths) 🤔 I'm gonna make a little list:
- Murder on the Orient-Express, by Agatha Christie A classic I had read when I was in high school. I remembered the big plot twist, so it was super interesting to reread it knowing it (and nothing else bc I have a shitty plot memory).
- Détective Conan, by Gosho Aoyama I've started rereading them in late 2020, so in 2021 I've read from vol 20 to 78. I've been having so much fun it's sooo good 😭 my bro is also reading them we can be obsessed together 💕 I'm only at vol 78 by now, bc the scans I was reading changed? like the french is now fansub, and I can't read their typography lol. So I gotta read in english, and it's weird to read this manga from my childhood in english, and I also struggle more to understand the cases 😔 I'm taking my time, but it's there, always in the back of my mind!
edit: the reread is only up until vol 50 or so, with a big lapse between 23 and 51 bc that's the vol I owned
- THE HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY, by Suzanne Collins 💕 Loved loved loved loved loved going back into it!!! I had read it at least three times already, but I hadn't in a few years and idk I felt like it. I didn't plan to, but I took the opportunity to read the prequel as well.
Fascinated bc, well for once I do remember a lot of the plot, but I still rediscovered a lot (with a lot of "wait I thought it went [smth which was changed in the movies]"). But especially when it came to the whole political ideas, like I'm way more political than I was when I've read it before, so I was able to think more about that part of the books. I also had a whole new view on it bc I'm not close to Katniss' age anymore, and I was going "she's so young leave her alone" all along 💀
Masterpiece writing truly Suzanne Collins GETS IT soooo much. And it's not the question but people who gave the prequel two stars on goodreads do NOT get it they can't read imo. All her choices are so deliberate I'm truly amazed it's beautiful, she knows what she's doing!! I was a bit frustrated by the end bc we don't know what the political state is by that point, and I was so curious. But I had to remember that it wasn't the point of the trilogy, not really. It makes sense, it's just a bit frustrating bc I have so many questions about it.
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6. Was there anything you meant to read, but never got to?
I wanted to (rere)reread Six of Crows, by Leigh Bardugo as well, but I know I'll get obsessed so I had to wait. I was already taken by spn, detective conan, and thg, and I was supposed to finish my master 😂
I wanted to read, finally, Les Orageuses, by Marcia Burnier. It's about anger & feminism, it was rec to me by a friend bc it's 100% my vibe. But it's one of these books I'm waiting for the Right Time for, and it wasn't this year.
And the book my big bro got me for my bday it seems soooo cool but I wanted to wait until my master to be done to read it! It's Sur les ossements des morts, by Olga Tokarczuk. It's likely there's an english title somewhere bc it got a Nobel prize, but it's a polish book so it won't be the original title who cares lmao. There's so much in this book deep with meaning I can't believe my bro found that, there's a murder, the main character is into astrology, it's a polish book, it's written by a feminist, and the cover is stunning 🥺🥺 I can't wait to get into it!!!
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23. What’s the fastest time it took you to read a book?
Oh well, an afternoon? 😂 It was a book about gender stuff, but pretty basic, it's about giving notions. I've read it when I was planning an intervention around these topics for work, bc my brain is so academical I struggle to write easy definition for some concept so I needed to get back to a "beginner" level.
It was Beyoncé est-elle féministe?, by Osez le féminisme ! and it's so liberal and racist 😭 I didn't know it was written by this collective when I read it, otherwise I'm not sure I would have bother. They contradict themselves from one page to another, and I'm not over a racist drawing in like, p30 or smth 💀
Otherwise I was a slow reader this year, I may have took 3 days for some books, but overall going more around one week.
end-of-year book ask
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answer all of them
1. Are looks important in a relationship?- for me they aren't. I'm more attracted to the way people act towards others, their sense of humor, but I know for others physical attraction is really important. I just don't think that they are. Not for me. 
2. Are relationships ever worth it?- heck yeah
3. Are you a virgin?- 🤗
4. Are you in a relationship?- nope
5. Are you in love?- I don't think I am anymore 
6. Are you single this year?- I haven't been in an official relationship this year but I did have a kinda thing with someone
7. Can you commit to one person?- of course 
8. Describe your crush- funny, cute, sarcastic, sappy, caring, amazing
9. Describe your perfect mate- funny, cute, good flirt to roast ratio, caring, amazing
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?- I believe in being extremely attracted to someone at first sight, but I think that love takes time.
11. Do you ever want to get married?- I wanted to at one point. It just all depends on who I'm with. 
12. Do you forgive betrayal?- not really. It depends on who the person is who does it. 
13. Do you get jealous easily?- oh you betcha 
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?- I do
15. Do you have any piercings?- 1
16. Do you have any tattoos?- I don't
17. Do you like kissing in public?- ehh small kisses are cool but that's it
20. Do you shower every day?- yep
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?- maybe but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?- heck yeah
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?- no one I've ever been with has been able to but I know I can do it 🤗
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?- I don't think so 
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?- if it happens cool but if not that's cool too 
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?- lots of people 
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?- both actually
28. Have you ever been cheated on?- yep
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?- I would never
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?- I wanted to change my nose actually bc I really hate it 
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?- oh you betcha 
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?- OH YOU BETCHA
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?- ////
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?- 🤗
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?- 🤗
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?- I have 
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?- oohhhh boy you bet I have. I think my friends have hated everyone I've ever liked 
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?- all the time 
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?- unfortunately 
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?- a poem!
41. Have you had sex so far this year?- nope
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?- well you see I'm touchy so 
43. How long was your longest relationship?- a couple months 
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?- 3
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?- NONE
46. How many times did you have sex last year?- 0000
47. How old are you?- 18
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?- uhh I think I'd just say that's cool tbh
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?- I can't answer this BC IM SINGLE
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?- I would want to but she doesn't deserve me so no
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?- yes 
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?- my ex. I was stubborn and I didn't want to for a long time but sometimes you just gotta give up on people that aren't willing to change 
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?- I don't think so 
54. Is there someone you will never forget?- tons of people. Everyone I meet usually leaves some sort of impression on me that stays with me 
55. Share a relationship story.- tbh?? I don't think I have many good ones so no thx
56. State 8 facts about your body- my eyes are green, I can move one of my thumbs in a really weird way, my ankles are shit and I roll them all the time, my thighs and stomach are squishy and make great pillows, my cheeks are chubby, my skin is really soft, I have small hands, and I have a birthmark on the back of my head under my hair 
57. Things you want to say to an ex- I wish I hated you but you're always going to be someone I wish I could have in my life and I'm going to always miss you no matter where I am or what I'm doing. And I'll always wish it could have worked. 
58. What are five ways to win your heart?- pizza, animals, trips to the aquarium, cuddles, neck kisses
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)- look at my avi 
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?- it was like 2 years 
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?- their smile usually
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?- support me and love me even tho my mental illnesses make it hard to do that lmao 
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?- uh just ya know, having sex
64. What is your definition of cheating?- allowing yourself to fall for someone, whether in love or in lust, while with someone else. Cheating isn't just physical. It can be emotional too. 
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?- ////
66. What is your favourite roleplay?- ////
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?- take me to the aquarium please 
68. What is your sexual orientation?- lesbian 
69. What turns you off?- dull conversations, people who don't put in effort, rudeness
70. What turns you on?- kindness, humor, a nice smile, a cute laugh
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?- ////
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?- ////
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?- um not give up on me lmao 
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?- I don't think I have one
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?- wrote a song for me
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?- I drove to her house and brought her chicken nuggets because she was crying 
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?- age gaps do matter. A legal adult shouldn't date someone under 18. And age gaps can determine how mature some people will be in the relationship. I think they matter 
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?- sometimes I wear the same bra 3 days in a row 
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?- ummm when this person went out of her way to try and make me jealous by telling me she was gonna kiss her friend 🤗
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?- I told Jessica I loved her last night 
81. Who are five people you find attractive?- Jessica, myself, my boy Baylee, Carolyn, and Maura 
82. Who is the last person you hugged?- my little sister
83. Who was your first kiss with?- one of my friends but idk if you can really count that 
84. Why did your last relationship fail?- effort wasn't there, communication wasn't there, I don't think either of us were in it completely
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? - of course
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maybe-gaybean · 7 years
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don't have me, but answer 1-200 :]
Oh boy here goes nothing! 
All my answers are beneath the cut bc I’m sure y’all don’t wanna see all of that :P
200: My crush’s name is: My poly heart is so stressed by this question. Kalvin and Kat199: I was born in: 1998198: I am really: tired lol197: My cellphone company is: AT&T196: My eye color is: Blue195: My shoe size is: 9 1/2194: My ring size is: somewhere between a 7 and 8? 193: My height is: 5′7192: I am allergic to: just a couple of medicines 191: My 1st car was: A 2010 Nissan Altima that I bought from my mum 190: My 1st job was: I’ve been a soccer referee since I was 12, if that counts189: Last book you read: Ahhhh um I read most of Landry Park the other day188: My bed is: my favorite 187: My pet: My lovely cat 186: My best friend: @ebsharon​185: My favorite shampoo is: I don’t care. Something that will protect my hair dye I guess 184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox183: Piggy banks are: Good for saving 182: In my pockets: Nothing currently 181: On my calendar: I’m leaving campus on Thursday at noon180: Marriage is: goals179: Spongebob can: fuck off 178: My mom: is stressful177: The last three songs I bought were? I bought two albums last. Both were Tonight Alive 176: Last YouTube video watched: I was watching jacksepticeye play Outlast175: How many cousins do you have? 5174: Do you have any siblings? One and I love her more than anything 173: Are your parents divorced? Nah172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope171: Do you play an instrument? Nah170: What did you do yesterday? Ummm I shopped for a while with my friends @ifyouonlyknewthehalfofit​ and @marcy665​ and we ordered pizza and just chilled.[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: To a degree 168: Luck: Sure167: Fate: Yes166: Yourself: No.165: Aliens: Yes164: Heaven: No163: Hell: No 162: God: Yes, actually 161: Horoscopes: To a degree 160: Soul mates: In a way 159: Ghosts: YES 158: Gay Marriage: Of course!157: War: In a way156: Orbs: Sure155: Magic: Sure [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs!153: Drunk or High: Drunk, I guess 152: Phone or Online: Online151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: Hot 148: Summer or winter: Summer!147: Autumn or Spring: Either, they’re both amazing. I guess tho autumn bc the colors are nice. @justkeepdancingonmyown​ -- You asked this too!
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla145: Night or Day: Night!144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: On me? Straight. Others? I don’t care142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD’s141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Neither 140: Mac or PC: depends on what I’m using it for 139: Flip flops or high heals: I hate them both138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor, I guess? 137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Buried or cremated: Cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: I don’t care at all
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t know D:131: Small town or Big city: Big City130: Wal-Mart or Target:Target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam I guess 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Neither. Not about that life 127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast (Florida, specifically)126: Your Birthday or Christmas: They’re like a week apart so I generally celebrate them both at the same time, tbh125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY123: Yankees or Red Sox: Don’t care[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: I wish there was some way that it could be avoided, but the way that history has shaped us, it is inevitable 121: George Bush: Fuck you. 120: Gay Marriage: Thank god it’s legal now jesus christ 119: The presidential election: What kind of bullshit was that? Why is America like this? Electoral college? irrelevant 118: Abortion: Your body is your body and you have my unconditional support in whatever is best for you117: MySpace: I actually never used MySpace (1000% honesty)116: Reality TV: I like paranormal TV shows like Ghost Adventures and Ghost Hunters and all that. Anything else is okay, but I get annoyed with it quickly 115: Parents: We have a very very complex relationship. They don’t respect my gender and have a horrible habit of snooping through my things, both like things and my online life (lit). and they can be controlling and all that. But I really want to believe all of the things they’re doing is done with my best interest at heart. They could be so much worse, I suppose. Plus they gave me my sister so that’s great 114: Back stabbers: Why. Please don’t. 113: Ebay: My dude, if I’m desperate enough, I’ll go anywhere for a good price. Or if I need quick money for obscure items 112: Facebook: Annoying as fuck omg111: Work: I hate sonic!!!110: My Neighbors: I have never met them before in my life. If they were standing near me in a crowd, I’d never know109: Gas Prices: They’re very high, but honestly, I get gas as little as possible, so I save enough to make sure that I can get a full tank every time 108: Designer Clothes: If you got the money, go for it 107: College: Why did I do this to myself :/106: Sports: I love sports!!!!!105: My family: My sister is my everything. I love her more than life itself. Everyone else can fuck off tbh.104: The future: Everytime I think about the future I kinda want to die [ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: Like an hour ago I hugged my friend Olive when I gave her a present 102: Last time you ate: I’m eating a brownie as I type this 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Ummmm I met an old friend for Mexican a few months ago. I hadn’t seen her in years 100: Cried in front of someone: I cried watching a phan video with Ash and Sarah the other day. A real cry? I have no idea 99: Went to a movie theater: I visited Sharon at work a couple weeks ago.98: Took a vacation: Ahhhh last summer 97: Swam in a pool: Last summer 96: Changed a diaper: Never 95: Got my nails done: Years ago. I have no concept of time94: Went to a wedding: When I was extremely young93: Broke a bone: A couple years ago92: Got a peircing: Ummm I only have my ears pierced but I started gauging my ears a few weeks ago!91: Broke the law: I got really fucking high Friday night 90: Texted: like 2 minutes ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: Either Sharon or Sarah 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: @ebsharon  @littlest-hellspawn ,my sister & my cat87: The last movie I saw: I saw Perks of Being a Wallflower a few days ago kinda 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: I want to start T soon85: The thing im not looking forward to: Telling my parents that I’m going to start T and that they will either respect that or leave 84: People call me: Like nicknames? Trash, Meme Lord, Sammy83: The most difficult thing to do is: Exist82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: once 81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn80: The first person i talked to today was: @littlest-hellspawn79: First time you had a crush: I have no idea at all. Elementary school I guess?78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Mmmm I think I can fool anyone if I wanted to 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: @ifyouonlyknewthehalfofit and I say the same joke at the same time constantly it’s horrifiying 76: Right now I am talking to: Sarah and Ash75: What are you going to do when you grow up: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I want to be a novelist!74: I have/will get a job: at sonic73: Tomorrow: So much shit to do!!!!72: Today: Sleep71: Next Summer: Definitely moving out 70: Next Weekend: Work69: I have these pets: I have a cat, my sister has a cat, and my parents have 2 dogs68: The worst sound in the world: Anything that’s loud and unexpected 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Oh god. I’m don’t cry alot, so no one I guess? 66: People that make you happy: @ebsharon @eldershadow13 @littlest-hellspawn @ifyouonlyknewthehalfofit @marcy665 @prince-of-wind @buckeyewarr1or2 @serenitymasogni @insert-my-clever-url-here and so many other people :)65: Last time I cried: Oh god. Like a real cry? I don’t remember to be honest. Within the last few weeks 64: My friends are: wonderful63: My computer is: slow62: My School: is stressful61: My Car: is doing her best60: I lose all respect for people who: won’t own up to their mistakes. Try to ruin relationships. Use their mental illness to justify abuse or manipulation.59: The movie I cried at was: I cried like a child the first time I watched Big Hero Six 58: Your hair color is: black57: TV shows you watch: Gravity Falls, Hannibal, Dexter, Criminal Minds, SVU, Soul Eater, Inuyasha, Ghost Adventures, and so many more ahhhhhhh56: Favorite web site: probably ao355: Your dream vacation:Disney World, or the beach 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: When I was a sophomore I tore a muscle in my back. That was lit 53: How do you like your steak cooked: I’m a vegetarian :)52: My room is: depends on my state of mind tbh51: My favorite celebrity is: Dan and Phil currently 50: Where would you like to be: Disney World 49: Do you want children: Maybe idk48: Ever been in love: Yes47: Who’s your best friend: @ebsharon obviously46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls I guess. 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: praise for my writing 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @ebsharon43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I have vague goals. Nothing specific 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Kinda of. Not officially41: Have you pre-named your children: Yes 40: Last person I got mad at: Probably an ex of mine 39: I would like to move to: Florida 38: I wish I was a professional: writer [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Dark chocolate36: Vehicle: Don’t have one35: President: Obama 34: State visited: Florida 33: Cellphone provider: AT&T32: Athlete: Abby Womback31: Actor: I dunno maybe Mads Mikkelson?30: Actress: Jeez ummmm no answer 29: Singer: Brendan Urie28: Band: Twenty One Pilots27: Clothing store: Hot Topic or Forever 21 26: Grocery store: Target25: TV show: Gravity Falls!24: Movie: Lilo & Stitch23: Website: not tumblr 22: Animal: I love all animals 21: Theme park: Disney World lmao20: Holiday: New Years 19: Sport to watch: Football or Soccer 18: Sport to play: SOCCER 17: Magazine: None 16: Book: SO MANY WHY 15: Day of the week: Friday14: Beach: Tybee Island!13: Concert attended: Hannah Montana but I was extremely young and haven’t been to a concert in many years 12: Thing to cook: COOKIES FUCK YOU SARAH 11: Food: French fries 10: Restaurant: Olive Garden or Panera Bread 9: Radio station: None 8: Yankee candle scent: I have no idea at all7: Perfume: I use Old Spice Fiji cologne6: Flower: Dogwood flowers (I have a dogwood flower tattoo!)5: Color: PURPLE4: Talk show host: ????No clue????3: Comedian: Brandon Calvillo (does that count?)2: Dog breed: Pit Bull1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yep
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highgaarden · 7 years
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ok so bc I'm all like DON'T GIVE UP THE SUPERPOWERS wrt Caro rn I thought why not request a canon-compliant superhero non-AU for Caro where somewhere down the line she decides to ~use her powers for good~ and do the vigilante thing, mask and everything (no stupid impractical costume tho). Extra points if she and Bonnie form a whole Witch/Vampire superhero team. Klaus can read abt it in the paper and figure out it's Caro+Bonnie and be amused and be into it. ♥♥♥
i tried my best. also, i have no clue what’s going on in the originals, but from scraps i get an a very helpful explanation from my friend anne, i sort of got the gist of it, tried to work more of the plot into this, and then decided to just… not. much apologies, please be kind to my v. confused self should you decide to leave a review.
12:51;
or: a superheroes origin story in five parts. 
Klaus/Caroline, Bonnie/Damon | wc. 3705 | ch. 1/5
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PartOne
InWhich Everybody’s Week Must Have Been Pretty Rough
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The weekend after Klaus escaped from his wall, he sat down in his studywith three bottles of liquor and double that amount of fresh blood, a steakcooked medium rare, and five years’ worth of newspapers to catch up with theworld.
Freya regarded him curiously. “You could have done away with the mess.We just ordered those new tablets.”
Rebekah was much ruder about the piles he left. She was probably stillmad she had had to miss four seasons of Supernaturalin order to save his skin.
Klaus didn’t answer them. He continued skimming the pages with aprevailing interest, rubbing ink and paper between his fingers. He soon foundthat he hadn’t missed much in his Marcel-imposed exile; that the mundanities oflife had persevered through the years.
His thoughts started to wonder when he was three-years deep into hiscatching up. Nothing caught his eye, and he was starting to feel the gratitudeof being able to sit in a comfortable armchair as opposed to being shackled toa floor dusted with rubble chip away.
Until he saw it.
He read the little opinion piece, then read it again, and a third timefor good measure.
And then he called Damon Salvatore.
At that point, not even Damon knew of their little hijinks despite havingmoved himself into their apartment. He used the pretence of “keeping an eye onthem” to make it past the front door. The living room became his sanctum santorum, and the couch he tookrefuge in constantly smelled like booze and Doritos.
Caroline was not happy with this arrangement, and made sure to be veryvocal about it every chance she got.
Sometimes it ranged from loud, to shrill, towake-your-neighbours-up-at-3am-because-Damon-you-fuck-you-left-your-underwear-in-my-laundry-basket piercing.
Tonight, Damon had the apartment to himself, and was glad for the peaceand quiet. Caroline was out on a date, and Bonnie was at the library borrowinga book. She was always at the library borrowing books, and he liked tellingpeople how bookish she was in a tone that was both patronizing and fond. It hadtaken some time, but he had finally perfected it.
In the middle of his Grey’sAnatomy rerun (“Denny? You chosea dying sack of meat over Alex? Really,Izzie?” he yelled at the tv), his phone rang.
It was Klaus. He hadn’t heard from the fucker in more than a decade, andwas immediately suspicious.
“City Morgue,” he answered cautiously.
“Just to be clear, you’re still second best,” came the familiar gout ofKlaus’s voice. “I only called you because Stefan’s number seems to not beworking, mate.”
“That’s ‘cause it’s not,” Damon said. “How do you still have mine?”
“If I wanted idle chit chat I would’ve resurrected Finn again.”
Damon muted the tv and got to his feet. ��And yet here you are, makingidle chit chat.”
“I merely called to enquire about Caroline and Bonnie’s wellbeing.”
“They’re fine,” Damon said shortly.
“You best make sure they’re getting adequate rest for all thecrime-fighting they’re doing,” Klaus said, and killed the line.
Damon spat out his bourbon.
That’s how it all started, really.
Caroline was having a crummy night. The sole of her shoe had torn awayas she was chasing her assailant across the rooftops of Midtown, and it nowflapped with every step she took, and slowed her down considerably.
“I’m gonna get you, Raul!” she yelled, to make up for how she was losinghim, fast. “Your album sucked!”
Raul the Eurovision Vampire came to a screeching halt. He was screechingquite literally, because of all the insults Caroline had hurled at him in thepast week of stalking him, this one hurt the most.
“And your win last year?” Caroline continued as she hauled herself overa crumbling ledge. “Total pandering.”
Raul hissed and bared his fangs. “You know nothing of talent, sillygirl. If you did you wouldn’t be spending your nights in cowardice, hiding yourface with a gaudy mask. A poor man’s Catwoman.”
Caroline bristled, because it had taken her and Bonnie splurging on asewing course in Uptown to get their stitching just right.
“And you would’ve gotten more than a deal sponsoring mattresses afteryou won Eurovision,” she retorted, and Raul actually looked pained.
Actual, legit pain.
Caroline sighed. “Look, I’ll cut you a deal. See this stake here? Iwon’t stick it in your heart if you meet my conditions.”
Raul warily eyed the stake she was twirling between her fingers.Normally he would have told her to kiss his ass, but he was cornered, and hedidn’t fancy becoming a splat on the sidewalk.
That, and he was afraid of heights.
“And the conditions are?” he asked finally.
Caroline took a moment to rip the failing sole completely off her shoe.It came off with one clean pull, and when she looked up Raul was still there,which meant there was still hope for a redemption arc for him.
She gave him a winsome smile. “Do you have a pen?”
Bonnie slid in through her bedroom window, heady with glory. She hadgotten better at sneaking in and out at odd hours, but evidently not by much,since she managed to wake Damon up.
This was because he was in her bed when she threw herself on it.
“Damon, what the hell?”
Damon awoke with a snort. “A-ha! Proofof your foolhardy life choices!”
Bonnie rolled her eyes and unhooked her cape. She made a mental note to passCaroline twenty dollars. “Took you long enough to realize.”
“I am living with hoodwinks.”Damon pouted. “How could you not have let me in on this secret?”
“Damon, you helped me with laundry last week. You literally foldedpieces of my costume. It had my alter ego name on stitched across the front.”She swung her feet and walked to the paper partition by her dresser, where shewiggled out of her outfit safe from Damon’s prying eyes into a worn Whitmoresweater and blue shorts with lightning patterns on them.
“Are those anti-aging potions you’re brewing finally screwin’ with yourhead?” Damon was still on a roll. “You know how I had to find out? Klaus!”
“Klaus is alive?” Bonnie asked.
“Yes, and even in his state of barely living he ousted you and BlondeDistraction’s sly night crime-kicking.”
Bonnie started to respond, but then got sidetracked. “Blonde Distraction?”
“Uh – yeah.” He fiddled with his phone. “Blonde Distraction and FeistyFire.”
“That is fucking terrible,” Bonnie said mildly. “And not even ournames.”
“That’s what I call you in my blog, which I only update when I’m drunk. I’vebeen following you for years. Checkout the threads!” Damon waved his phone in her face.
“Are you drunk right now?” she asked.
“Yes,” Damon said sulkily, “but only half-stupid. You were never at thelibrary, were you?”
“Well, you were really sweet about it—”
“And you kept missing all those scrabble/pizza nights!” Damon howledinto his hands, betrayal gutting him like a fish.
“Damon,” Bonnie narrowed her eyes. “I’m tired. “The next time you spendthe night in my bed, I’m burning your brains out.”
“Reduced to being treated as one of your petty criminals,” Damonsniffed. “So be it. Our friendship always had an expiry date, huh?”
Damon slinked out of her room. Bonnie considered calling after him, butfigured she’d reason in the morning. For now, she had a huge bruise in her sideto nurse, and sleep was calling.
It started with scaring off new vampires from innocent clubgoers, andthen keeping the pasty creep-o’s who lived in the apartment adjacent to theirsin line when bodies started piling up in their shared dumpster.
Caroline hadn’t blown all her cash for an apartment in New York just forit to be crawling with the diseased, depravity and blood, so she took it uponherself to clean it up. An act of charity, if you will.
At night, she donned a mask and put on sensible boots. No stupidimpractical spandex for her, nor did she for a minute entertain midriff-baringleather, no matter how hot she might have looked.
Sipping from her thermos of warmed AB, she kneeled by stone gargoylesand prowled through the night. Afterwards she would either jump from rooftop torooftop, or practice her parkour, feeling invincible and (not gonna lie) reallyfucking cool.
At around 1am she got the read from Bonnie (in other words, Bonnietexted her in their coded-emoji) that their target for the night had arrived.
From five stories above she followed the sound of his footsteps throughthe alleyway, waiting to catch a heartbeat. When none came, she knew that hewas the one. His steps faltered when he heard a noise behind him. Caroline tookthe opportunity to jump down on him.
“Hello,” she smiled sweetly, when he was thrashing and spittingunderneath her. She was sitting on his back, which couldn’t be comfortable.
“Killing. Maiming. Money-laundering.” Bonnie came slowly from the mouthof the alleyway, her cape flowing behind her. “That last one’s kind of random,but the other shit we have on you—yikes.”
Caroline gathered his hair in her gloved hands and yanked hard. Thevampire cried out, enraged, but didn’t look away from her piercing gaze.
“You’ve got a locker full of civilians waiting like lambs forslaughter,” she said slowly, so he might not miss the threat in her voice.“Tell us where they are and you get to live.”
“I’m gonna have to call your bluff,” he rasped. “I’ve cut a pretty gooddeal, and ain’t no stinkin’ blonde and her twitchy sidekick are gonna stop me.”
Bonnie’s face darkened.
“Oooh,” Caroline whistled. “Bad choice of words there, bud. She’s not mysidekick. We’re partners. I kick ass, she takes names. Sometimes I take names,and she kicks ass. Though ‘kick’ might not be the right verb here…”
“I prefer not having to touch you scum,” Bonnie said, and from herfingers erupted flames.
Caroline smiled, eyes shining brightly in the fear that Bonnie hadincited into the now-still vampire.
“What are vampires most afraid of?” Caroline whispered into his fear.
“Werewolf venom.”
Caroline clicks her tongue. “No, the other thing.”
The vampire, cold sweat on his forehead, hesitated. ‘Uh—stakes?”
Caroline knuckled the base of his skull. “Fire, you moron. She’s waving it right in your face!”
It didn’t help that he passed out immediately.
Bonnie sighed and dropped her hands. The alley dimmed once again. “Canwe talk about this whole intimidation tactic thing?”
Caroline refused to look her in the eye.
It took about twenty minutes for him to come to, by which time Carolinehad gotten bored of sitting on his back and had decided to chain him to thedumpster instead.
After they heckled and tortured the information out of him, Carolinepulled out the usual contract – stating that no further harm would come to himfrom their hands if he got the hell out of the city and signed along the dottedline – when he started monologueing and posturing in a way that was really, really familiar.
Caroline pulled the pen away from his trembling grasp for it. Shesquinted in the dark alley, trying to make out his eyes.
“Caroline?” Bonnie asked, but Caroline barely heard.
The vampire was still monologueing, and Caroline felt a rising anger.She knew a compelled gaze anywhere.
“Damn it, Bon.”
Her fist swung out of her own accord, knocking the vampire out cold.There was a satisfying crack accompanying the slump of his neck, and Carolinedusted her hands off.
Bonnie eyed his body with distaste. “Harsh, Care. Don’t you usually waitfor them to sign the contract first?”
True to his word, Damon had indeed started a blog following the accountsof Blonde Distraction and Feisty Fire (not their actual names, but given thefact that he only ever blogged when he was drunk, he never bothered to learntheir real names) and their vigilante crime-fighting on his blog, WatchOutVillainz.com.
It was a smorgasbord of garish colour, Comic Sans, and badly-wordedheadings.
Klaus would never admit it, but he loved reading it.
He followed it with the same tenacity Caroline had for new episodes ofThe Bachelor, and one night even set up a username for himself to partake inthe lengthy discussions over who Blonde Distraction and Feisty Fire might be.
His username was entirely anonymous, and he enjoyed having a persona toparade as he took down trolls and ventured the tags, verbally maiming anyoneand everyone who dared speak ill of Blonde Distraction or Feisty Fire.
Granted, he didn’t care much for the witch, but thought that Carolinewould like it if he were to stand up for her too, so he did.
Damon showed up at his hotel room one night sullen-faced. “Get off mywebsite.”
“Make me,” Klaus said, typing progressively faster on his keyboard.
Damon failed to make him, and returned home, turning all his loyalfollowers on one hybrid_master_127. Unfortunately, Klaus seemed to have accrueda cluster of minions of his own in his short time of perusingWatchOutVillainz.com, and they threatened to hack into the mainframe of one ofhis life’s most precious work.
Damon, having limited knowledge of IT, highly doubted the existence of amainframe and whether or not it could be hacked.
In the end decided to play it safe, and Klaus stayed.
The way Caroline figured out it was Klaus who had been sending thugvamps her way was almost as fast as him discovering their true identities asthe Vigilantes of the Manhattan Bridge Overpass.
A week after Damon had almost thrashed his hotel room, Klaus opens thedoor to his magnificently ransacked quarters. Caroline was sitting on whatappeared to be the cracked granite of his bathtub, in his living room, with herlegs crossed. She was still in her mask and boots.
“What is wrong with you?” sheyelled. “Why can’t you pick up the phone and call like a normal person?”
“That would have ruined the fun,” Klaus replied. “Besides, would youhave answered?”
Caroline hesitated.
“I thought so.”
“You never answered any of mycalls.”
“I was chained up in a wall, love.”
Caroline considered this. “Hm.”
Klaus picked his way towards her, straightening lamps as he went. Minutegoosefeathers floated about his shoulders; the pillows had all been spearedonto the ceiling fan like kebabs. “It was all too easy to suss out it was you.”
Caroline refused to bite. Instead, she stayed silent, watching him comecloser and closer.
“You offered them redemption instead of gutting them alive, in documentform to boot.” Klaus sounded reproachful and he righted an upset table to hidehis exasperation. “Furthermore, Bonnie made no secret of her pyromanicabilities. She was always very artful with that certain power of hers.”
“You compelled yourself a massacre just to draw me out,” she hissed. “Ihappen to take my craft very seriously—”
“I know, love. I’m not laughing.” And indeed he wasn’t. In fact, he sortof admired the spirit in which she undertook her task. In all honesty, he believedthis to be a phase—it took him a while to process the fact that she’d chosen tospend her eternity (or at least, a significant early part of it) doing this.
“So why are you here?” Caroline asked.
“Because.” He paused. Why was hehere? Papa Tunde’s torment had left him withered and raw; Hayley and Freya hadgone to the ends of the earth to release him and when he’d woken up Hope waswell in her teen years. Despite the world staying to same, too much of what hecared about had changed. He needed—he needed to make sure, needed to see forhimself, how she was.
Perhaps she was right. A phone call would have worked better.
“I wanted to offer my services,” is what he decided on at last.
Caroline snorted so loud he thought it was a piece of his ceiling fallingon them.
“I know all the criminals in this city,” he insisted, dogging her downthe street. Caroline walked remarkably fast in the night. She had left her maskin the debris of his room, stating she had ‘plenty more’.
“I’d rather go to vampire jail,” she told him sedately.
“Ah, that rather poorly masked vampire rehab you set up,” he said,falling into step with her. “The Elizabeth-Bill Institute for the MorallyBankrupt. I was just short of amused as to what an easy target you madeyourself.”
“And yet the only person who managed to figure it all out was you,” shesaid.
“Well—Kol did, too. We were playing crime-bingo with your exploits.”Klaus grinned. “I was one money-launder away from a win, so I decided to pullthings to my favour.”
“I’ll wall you in myself,” she seethed.
“Oh, where will you possibly find the time in between all thiscrime-fighting?”
Caroline whipped around, fangs bared. “Leave me alone, Klaus.”
“How are the twins?” he asked gently.
“None of your business.”
“They should be around Hope’s age, shouldn’t they?”
“Stop talking about them.”
Caroline took a detour through an alleyway, and with more agility thanKlaus expected, climbed her way up the side of a building, all to get away fromhim.
Klaus weighed his options, then hefted himself up after her.
He found her sitting on a rooftop edge, the city pulsating beneath them.He sat down beside her and was surprised when she offered him a thermos ofblood. It was still warm.
“Where were you keeping that?” he asked admiringly, studying her outfit.
She sent him a look that could kill, and went back to countingheadlights. “Please don’t tell anyone,” she said quietly, after a while.
“I wouldn’t dream of it,” he said. He cleared his throat and glanced ather. “When did it start?”
Caroline shuts her eyes. “A few years ago. Josie and Lizzie were growingup pretty fast. Alaric—he, well. Didn’t want me to have…” she gestured vaguely,“words were exchanged. I decided that if I could do my part to help in anyother way, I’d do it.”
“You’ll soon be bored with the futility of it, I imagine.”
“I’ve got an end goal in mind,” she said absently.
After a fashion he realized she had stopped counting headlights and wasfocused on a window in the building across the cobweb of streets. Two girls,remarkably alike, were pulling the curtains closed for the night.
“They’re nocturnal creatures,” he said softly. “If I could venture a guess,just like their mother.”
Caroline didn’t answer. Instead, she rested her head on his shoulder. Hestiffened in surprise, but she didn’t comment on it, neither did she move away.“Next time, just call. You can’t base my reactions on the girl you knew tenyears ago.”
“Some things will always remain singular,” he said. He wasn’t speakingabout her. She hoped she saw it in the look he was giving her.
Caroline pulled away slowly. For a long time, she only looked at him.Klaus took a chance and reached for her hand, after which she tangled herfingers in his. They stayed that way for only a short moment, but the feelingof her palm, soft in his, lingered long after she’d slid her thermos back intoits hiding place on her body and left.
Damon had taken to fixing them breakfast in the wee hours of the morningwhen they finally returned. He reasoned that it was the least he could do, whatwith all the slander he keeps slinging their way on his website.
“To blindside the scrutinizing eyes of the public!” he insisted,flipping pancakes.
However, when Caroline returned home with an extra guest, his spatulafell onto the island with a smack.
“I refuse to feed him,” he told Bonnie. So offended was he that Carolinehad brought Klaus home that he refused to speak to Caroline too. Looking rightthrough them, he pointed out, “And I only made pancakes for three.”
Damon gestured angrily at the table, where three immaculate plates piledhigh with pancakes and cream had been set.
Klaus scowled. “But there’s four more, burning, by the way, on theskillet.” He tried not to sound too indignant.
“You kidding me? These are all for Bonnie!”
As the two immortal beings squabbled, Caroline speared a triangle ofpancake with her fork. Bonnie sipped her glass of orange juice. It felt strangefor the apartment to be so full, especially with the presence of Damon’s entireliquor cabinet dotting every corner.
Klaus finally wrestled himself a seat next to Caroline, but not beforeflicking off Damon’s shirt that had been slung over the back of the chair with dispassion.
“That’s it! I’m done! You can make breakfast yourselves from now on!” Damon yanked off his apron and was gonewith a huff.
“Does this happen a lot?” Klaus enquired, sniffing around a piece ofbacon.
“More times than you can imagine,” Bonnie said.
In the coming days, Klaus visited more often. His hotel room had beenproperly demolished, he took to reminding Caroline, who sighed and held out atowel for him to use her shower.
Bonnie delighted in the fact that she now has leverage against having abroody roommate/parasite, seeing as Caroline had one of her own now, too.
Damon continued to be miserable.
Klaus continued to goad them with his offer.
Caroline and Bonnie continued their crime-fighting.
“Let’s not make this routine,” Bonnie told Caroline as she garrotted avampire who had been hell-bent on chowing down on a family of four. “By nextweek we kick them out.”
“You got it, Bon,” Caroline said, waving the contract in the chokingvampire’s face. “We’re burning the couch. And can we finally talk about that cape of yours?”
Bonnie rolled her eyes, but nodded her agreement as the vampire veryreluctantly signed her name along the dotted line.
tbc
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I don't make the rules but you need to answer all the 51 questions of asks
This scared the shit out of me bc all I saw was “I don’t make the rules but you need to..” and I thought someone was sending me anon hate or some shit lol
1. Zodiac sign: Leo
2. Sexual orientation: I don’t know anymore lol
3. Relationship status: Single
4. Someone you miss: I realized awhile ago that I miss a lot of people I used to see everyday but I miss my best friends the most I think
5. Person who’s arms you’d like to be in: my best friend lol
6. What you find attractive in Men/Women? idrk what this question is asking but like Dark hair and blue eyes has always been my Type™ lol
7. How tall are you? Like 5′5
8. What you love about yourself? I love how much I love as lame as that sounds. Gotta big heart lol. I also hate that about myself though tbh
9. What you’re doing tomorrow? I don’t know yet 
10. What are your future plans? I don’t know yet lol
11. Your last night out in detail: 
12. Your favourite book: I haven’t read a book in literal years i think lol
13. All of pets you’ve ever had: I’ma name them lol. Mindy, Sparkles, Glitter, Bitsy, and then bella 
14. Something that changed your life: A person that I don’t want to know anymore
15. Do you remember your last dream? I know I had one but I don’t remember what it was tbh 
16. What your last text message says? The last conversation I had was on Snapchat but I don’t remember what it was bc the person I was talking to was annoying me lol
17. Do you respect your government and the way your country is run? This is really funny tbh
18. Where you would like to live? Somewhere beautiful where everything I need is in walking distance I think lol. maybe the city
19. Your  favourite flavour of ice cream: idk tbh
20. Last thing you ate: Mac and Cheese
21. Which swear word do you use the most? Fuck probably lol
22. Your plans for summer: OOh idk lol far far away
23. Any upcoming concerts? ahhh! State Champs and With Confidence are going on tour in a few months and I think I’m going! I just recently discovered both of them and I’m super fucking excited
24. Something that you’re proud of: I’m not dead yet thats all I got lol
25. Do you still talk to your first crush? Lol nooo
26. What language do you want to learn? Italian
27. Where you  have lived before? Only the us
28. Eye color: Brown
29. Favourite style of clothing: I don’t know how to describe my style?? tbh kinda girly. like chokers, dresses, heels, etc. you can check out my side blog if you want to know my fashion style;) @itshardtowatchyouwalkaway
30. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? I shaved my head so that like cut the time in half. The only makeup I wear most of the time is eyeliner so other than that it’s just getting dressed.
31. Where did you go today? I went to look for a chair for my new desk! 
32. Where are you right now? In bed like half asleep lol
33. How many countries have you visited? None:(
34. Something old: I found this lego giraffe that i had when I  was a kid lol
35. Something new: I got a new desk chair! it’s real cute!
36. Something inherited: bad genes and personality
37. Is death more scary than life? To a certain extent 
38. Experience you’ll never forget? I did any embarrassing thing that I literally can’t and haven’t mentioned to anyone yet so that lol
39. What’s your favorite part about today so far? Idk I was like really happy today but nothing really good happened tbh
40. Who is your hero? No one
41. Are you happy with where you live? Kinda. Like the area is nice and the people are like eh but it’s kinda out of the way
42. Do you like your handwriting? Ye! it’s the only good thing abobut me
43. What do you wear to bed?booty shorts and a sweatshirt with knee high socks bc i hate wearing actual pants lol
44. Tea or coffee? tea
45. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla
46. Are you excited for anything? Concert in a few months!
47. How late did you stay up last night and why? till 2 probably lol my sleep schedule is fucked and i’ve been doing that lately
48. What’s your ringtone? i usually have my phone on silent i genuinely dk lol
49. Did you have a dream last night? I did but i dont remember it!
50. What keeps you going each day? I don’t know anymore lol i’m just kinda.. runnin
51. Picture of yourself; maybe tomorrow tbh
These are lame answers I'm so sorry lol
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