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nateezfics · 8 months

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ateez ff writers: writing ateez as mafia bosses, bikers, bad boys, powerful and fearless villains, or writing ateez doing anything remotely dangerous

ateez in real life:

#and then you’ve got their whole lore #which is about them being pirates and even anarchists rebelling/fighting against a tyranical dystopian government #and this is how they be in rl lmao #and this why we love fanfiction 💅🏻#☕️#ateez fanfiction

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bellshazes · 2 months

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What's the origin of "ethogirl"?

sorry we don't say that word on this blog, out of respect for the context of its origin. however ethog*rls is where my friends from my phone live

#peter answers #it's the first post in my ethog*rls tag. know your herstory #also lmao at the discord post that's the second one.... how far we've come.#ethog*rls

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v-arbellanaris · 1 year

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So we all agree, Andraste was a mage. But! If she was also possessed by a spirit?! The Anders parallels alone make me froth at the mouth. Something something 'if you saw your prophet now you would call her an abomination'. Their storylines are so similar and then dai and subsequent materials had the gall to act as if Anders was wrong

i DO believe that if andraste had been a mage (and i do tend to think she was tbh), she would have been possessed simply because we're shown in jaws of hakkon the exact relationship between their gods and spirits. like canonically, the avvar worship their gods, who are spirits. augurs get themselves possessed and unpossessed easily. i 100% buy that if andraste was a mage, then the maker is a spirit that she worshipped. (i'd also be kind of terrified at the implications. the nightmare fed on fear - fears of the blight, specifically. and it's that powerful...)

but yes. i really kind of dislike the wider implications of having made ameridan a dalish mage (esp with the way his beliefs are represented) but the one thing i DID love is how ameridan is explicitly the kind of person cassandra and cullen want to put into the circle. ameridan himself would never have been allowed to exist outside of the circle in the modern day. and i fully believe - with his religion, with his very casual power that could lock away a spirit as powerful as hakkon for hundreds of years, with his influence - if ameridan had been in the circle, they would have tried to kill him during the harrowing or made him tranquil. this... idk? is hypocrisy the right word here? whatever it is, it was so obvious that the chantry - whose first divine was a general from drakon's army, hand-picked by drakon to lead his chantry - buried his identity after the signing of the nevarran accord instead of using his existence as a mage to argue that the mages chose the circles for themselves.

now ive got a brainworm like if andraste really did crawl out of the fade in dai... can you imagine...

#asks #and tbh it fits so well with the rl influences that the chantry draws from bc ive heard similar arguments for xtianity today & how they #would have received j/esus lmao.#anti chantry #bioware critical

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tangledinink · 1 year

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I thought you might find this funny, but I have therapy today. Which means that I get to explain to my therapist what a rise of the tmnt apocalypse comic is and why it send me into a depressive spiral this weekend lmao

EYYYYY that’s what *I* did at therapy this week, too!!! Wassup!!!! Tell ur therapist I said hi!!!!

#CASS #it’s not ur fault it was just very real and spoke very directly to two major rl traumas lol #and now everyone is making fan work abt it lmao #including me sooooo #also all the twin shit is just killing me #no disrespect to the artists #but there was one fanwork abt how like #leo just KNEW when donnie died could just SENSE it coz they’re twins #and I was very sad and upset #because my twin was dead for over twelve hours before I found out #anyway #asks #lily-valley-hyperfixates

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satbkpromptweek · 11 months

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Thank you for participating in the first-ever SatBK Prompt Week!

It was such a delight to see everyone’s wonderful artwork and stories! This event was designed to bring SatBK fans together, and you all delivered a beautiful banquet of lovely fanworks!

Even though the ‘official’ days are over, the prompt list is still very much open! Please feel free to continue making SatBK2023 content at your own pace! I will continue to check on this tag and check notifications so I can reblog the rest of your fanworks! C:

Thank you all very much for making this event a success! I continue to look forward to additional contributions and fanworks for this event!

#satbk2023 #sonic and the black knight #satbk promptweek #satbk #sth chao #mun post #not sure what else to tag lmao #special thank you to contributors who did all the days and the extra day wow!!! super impressive y'all are so impressive and cool! <3 #also sorry this is late these alst few days have been!!! so busy!!! ;A; how dare rl hamper my fandom life lmao

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seawitchkaraoke · 2 years

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heads up, this is about The Trial everyone won’t shut up about, so skip if you don’t wanna hear it. not tagging bc i don’t want the fans of either side to come running at me

i think y’all need to learn that sometimes things are simply unsatisfying and there are no good solutions and you simply will never know whether ‘‘the good ones’‘ won or not bc you do not know who “the good ones” are (or whether anyone is)

Like. Option 1: He abused her, she now owes him damages for writing about things that actually did happen -> objectively horrible if this is what happens I feel very sorry for her

Ooption 2: She abused him and if he’d lost he would have to keep sitting by while she tells everyone it was the other way around -> also objectively horrible and in this case i’d be glad he won, good for him

Option 3: they both hurt and abused each other, everyone is the worst, there are no innocents -> fuck it i guess, doesn’t matter who won

But like. None of us know the truth. The jury found it “more likely than not” that it’s something along the lines of option 2 (but this is a civil case so no “beyond a reasonable doubt” it’s just “more likely than not” aka like 51%) but they don’t know either. Presumably the two of them know. But idk man, they probably both do genuienly think of themselves as the victim, bc that is how real life abusers work, they usually don’t think of themselves as abusive (source: I’ve met abusers)

And everyone acting like they somehow know 100% what the actual truth is annoy me so much, shut up, you don’t know shit, none of us know. Yes that sucks! Yes that’s really uncomfortable! Yes it’s easier to take a side and simply Be Sure of what Real Justice would be! But you don’t know! I don’t know either! I really don’t like not knowing, I would love to be as certain as y’all are, but I simply do not know and I’m just gonna have to live with that. I highly doubt either of them has enough evidence that they’d win an actual “beyond reasonable doubt” abuse case with how close this civil one was.

Also no, it doesn’t set a legal precedent, that is not how legal precedents work.

And yes if this encourages abusers to file for defamation or discourages victims from speaking out that sucks but like. There was no winning here. That would have happened no matter what. If he lost there’d now be posts everywhere about how this discourages male victims from fighting back or whatever, there is no winning here. Especially since again, we simply cannot know who the actual “villian” is.

#i keep saying i won't say more about this #but even with the tags blocked it's everywhere #and i am sorry i am not tagging this making it therefore More Everywhere #but also i really don't want all the fans screaming at me for not picking the ''obvious side''#bc according to all of them it's really clear who the side that is obviously telling the truth is #like lmao. i've been in actual rl situations where several ppl were accusing each other of being the abuser #and guess what! no matter how obvious the situation may be from your side! it is not in fact! obvious from everyone elses side!#abusers are smart #they know how to spin the facts and make you doubt shit #fuck man i WAS the clearly innocent person who just kinda got dragged into the situation by the asshole #and she STILL managed to make me doubt whether maybe it was all my fault after all #nevermind the person she was actually abusing #she fucked with her head so fucking much #and i was so mad! bc ! how can you not see that she is the villian here!#it is not that easy #anyway that has nothing to do with anything anymore #anyway i'm sure both these assholes think they're in the right #SHE certainly was convinced i was the villian while i was just trying to help my friend

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https-averienara · 5 months

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season me with kisses (aventurine)

kinda suggestive? gn! reader, established rls, reader really likes kissing aventurine lmao

you loved giving aventurine kisses. every time you got home, you'd run to him and ask if you could kiss him, it became a habit.

over time, you didn't need to ask if you could kiss him, he just leaned in.

he didn't mind your kisses at all, rather, he quite liked them. you could spend hours on end just giggling to yourself while peppering his face with kisses, and he wouldn't bat an eye. if you asked, he'd even return the favor.

you mainly liked kissing his face. however, when you asked him about the tattoo on the side of his neck, he'd told you it was quite sensitive.

now, however casual and teasing aventurine was, he was also really honest in private. he'd open up to you about the littlest things that bothered him, when it didn't even look like he cared about them in the first place. that's how you knew he wasn't lying about the tattoo being sensitive.

nevertheless, you still dared to try kissing it, curious to find out what his reaction would be.

one kiss led to another, from his forehead to his nose, to his cheeks, to his jaw.. and trailing down to his neck. your lips hovered over the red lines, breath tickling his skin.

"[name], i told yo-"

he was cut off by you abruptly pressing your lips to his neck. you were quickly satisfied to learn that kissing his tattoo would earn some whimpers, and breathy exhales out of him.

now what kind of reaction could you get if you went further?

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #hsr aventurine #aventurine x reader #kissy kiss kiss mwa (idk.)

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fuumiku · 2 months

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Selkie AU

Ok so on discord we went off. A lot of this is just paraphrasing or copy pasted from buddies hii guys. It’s honestly a fun concept to play with no matter how you turn it around~ I’ll start off with the version I drew these doodles for but it’s all under the cut because it got so long... There’s also always place for different flavors like if they realize the other’s a selkie immediately or over time, etc etc so this is all just food for thought. Marcille is always the instigator though lol, obsessed with him no matter the universe. As a selkie wants to learn more about this human and as a researcher is chasing after this secretive mysterious sea-guy while he very much tries to escape everyone’s attention.

Fisherman Chil & selkie Marcille

Old sad fisherman Chilchuck… He drinks out at sea even. Divorcee dad who’s got nothing waiting for him on land anymore. He’s on the sea every day to get fish to sell at the wet market or to the butcher, the sky and sea’s grey and everything’s dull and tedious. Seals are nothing special either. The only stuff he knows about selkies really could have some selkie storybooks he reads to his daughters. Meanwhile selkie Marcille… You could go a lot of different routes I feel. You know I feel like being a selkie fits with Marcille and her mom, with that interaction of "you’ll have to let others go and deal with that", like in this AU she’ll always be different and will have to leave people behind for the sea eventually here and there and whatnot…

Chilchuck and worksongs... Fisherman Chilchuck singing sea shanties while selkie Marcille sings her songs of the sea and then she hears him and gets curious and follows him back on land or something…… Tries to blend in with humans just so she’s like. What’s his deal. But them only meeting out at sea is very cute as well. Eventually she gets on his boat and they hang out. Melancholic psychological horror sea tragedy-romance would be fun idk. Maybe he starts hearing a woman sing out at sea randomly and thinks it’s the alcohol. But he’d be a goner already lmao. Like don’t get me wrong it’d take a while of actual interactions for him to actually fall in love, but also ~~he’s lonely~~ pretty blonde woman waaaa. Siren imagery hehe. "Hmmm I didn't know selkies had hypnotic voices as well" (they don't. he's down outrageous and he knows it.) Mr "in denial so bad maybe magic is the answer yep for sure". I want her to hear him singing something he used to for his daughters/wife etc and shes like 👁️👁️ who hurt this man........... (Could also work for selkie Chil) What’s his tragic backstory…..

I think marcille also deserves to go silly and catch a carp between her teeth, giving it to chilchuck batting her eyelashes like teehee... I'm such a good assistant right... He needs them undamaged if he wants to sell them but he still makes use of her gift anyway... Puts it in a stew and shares it with her... Something we made together..… Marcille being able to taste human food with actual spices and actual heat and actual cooked meat... His home is the warmest place on the surface. His hugs are more comforting than even the water’s. AGH and how long hasn’t he eaten a real homecooked meal you’d bet 😭 Marcille notices he’s underweight and is like "he’s always fishing though??? Does he just need like, a lot??" and takes it upon herself to bring him more fish to feed him. "He NEEDS to blubber up. I know it." Do you think when his wife was still there he'd come home to the smell of cooking.... but now there's nothing......... He’s on his own, he sleeps in the boat… It just smell like fish all day. The stench gets to him and even the burn of alcohol in his nostrils is a kinder hell. NOW he comes back to the stench of roting flesh and he's like :))) ahh.... my gi rl firned 💖 /j

Selkie Marcille getting onto his boat out of nowhere and slapping the beer bottle out of his hand. It’d go hard if he’s so drunk once that he’s leaning over the railing with his bottle hanging down from his grip and the beer goes into the sea and she tastes it and is like. Now what the fuck is this. Ew. He doesn’t look so good maybe I should splash him with water. She could save him from drowning... Girl who puts him on a rock somewhere until he wakes up and hides in the water as soon as he comes to… Peekinh at him from the surface of the water because, oh dear we're shy now because it's face to face… Drawing parallels between swaying (drunk) and swaying (motion of boat on the sea). She sways his world…… Makes him feel dizzy in a nice, light airy way…… He crashes into his bed in his home and still feels the rocking of the waves under him, and he falls asleep thinking of her…

Go out to the sea in a storm because you can’t stand feeling useless. The sea is your livelihood, it's where you're good and useful. On land you never know what to do with your hands. Maybe he should just let the sea pull him under. let it sweep him away. Marcille does exactly that, but it's not something that erases him. It's not something that swallows him whole. It's something that shows him a whole other world- The coral reefs, the schools of fish that exist below, the lush seaweed forests that Marcille treasures so much. It's all been there for him to see, theres so much beneath his feet. And all he had to do was let her take his hand. This world full of fish and creatures he's caught and gutted... that he gets to see in a different light…… The idea of him trusting her enough to let her lead him underwater... I think the time that Marcille leads him into the water should be on one beautiful evening, with the water shimmering, and the sun casting rays onto the waters surface- enough that it's still scary at first, enough that Chilchuck still struggles against the salty grasp of the waves, but when marcille takes him under he can see just how the light of the sun casts its spotlight on the seafloor- and how even in the shallows therein lies a thousand wonders, ones he's stepped right over before. I'm just obsessed with chilchuck experiencing a whole nother world in there. Give me childlike wonder. Give me a Marcille who wants to show her grump fucking fisherman boyfriend the cute fishies and the minnows, the pretty hermit crabs. Something about the sea looking different from beneath the waves... The parallels of him on the beach stepping over shells and urchins in the shallows with his boots and just crush them right over, not even noticing he did from force of habit and routine having dulled everything… Him working on the sea all the time but never really seeing it because he’s so absorbed in his own shit and he always just uses the harbor so there’s never real contact with it anyways. When the sea water laps at his forearms when he reels the net in but they feel like lashes of frost against his skin. She'd look really pretty with her hair flowy in the waves............ Marcille’s hair should get used for creepy compositions more… In the water she takes him under and her hair tangles and latch onto him against his skin. Her hair is long, underwater it could engulf him probably, he likes blonde hair he'd be happy with that… Not the lowkey suicidal ideation of letting the sea take him and how he’d be happy suffocating in her hair when doing a dive wow ok

I keep thinking about the Dredge AU… The video game yes yes. It’d be a mess but ohhh ohh the sea and its wonderful world but also its dark secrets, Marcille researching the depths and finding dark powers and idk the tragedy of a man at sea who can’t forget what he’s lost and the mythical gf he made that was never meant to be and it’ll destroy them both idk idk. Bc of Marcille helping him fish from below as a selkie, Senshi like YOU ARE OVERFISHING YOU ARE DESTROYING THE ECOSYSTEMMM @ them lmao You are feeding the whole town and making big bucks but you’re fishing so much that some fish are starting to get stale without being bought, the sea is bleeding and the leviathan is hungry

Maybe one time, one of them gets upset at the other and holds the seal fur hostage, its sooo mean but it also feels very them. When I think selkie I think of the movie Song of the Sea and in that movie the father of the protags loved a selkie, the mother, but she had to leave at one point for the sea because that’s her nature etc etc, but he didn’t want her to leave so he hid her skin which like. Ruined everything and hurt her. And ohhh the parallels… Leaving him… Just food for thought.

Selkie Chil & marine researcher Marcille

The reverse of that where Chil’s the selkie, Marcille’s fascination for him has the reverse angle, almost like admiration too. Crying she’d be like "who’s this mysterious guy, why’s he look kinda ethereal(selkie fairy blablabla)?" and investigates meanwhile he doesn’t want anyone to see him transforming and such so he’s like "leave me aloneeeeeee!!" Selkie chil? secretive man who just wants to chill gets grabbed by the most enthusiastic fairytale-obsessed girl out there. She WILL almost drown trying to say hi. C’mon mister mythical let’s have a storybook romance <3 Jumping in da water and he has to rescue her and immediately gains 100 grey hairs. She gets her storybook ‘saved by the merman’ moment but at what cost. "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG" screaming, she gets scolded very much but it all goes in one ear out the other tbh. Selkie Chilchuck is even better with his secretiveness... How do you get around the fact you’re a seal? Iunno I’ve never been a seal Obsessed with the implications of his family in this. Except if his wife and daughters were humans and so his work travels are instead selkie shenanigans going out at sea for months on ends, I imagine they’d be selkies too… Did they get separated? Die? Is Chilchuck’s cowl in this one Flertom’s fur? :( Once more mentioning sea shanties Chilchuck btw, Roll the Old Chariot comes to mind… Ooough Song of the Sea from the movie that he sung to his daughters <33 I’m fine

With the researcher angle actually being pushed there are interesting plots and scenes you could think of obvi, but uh we kind of went off on the fisherman Chil Marcille selkie AU instead haha. It’d be cute if she ends up teaching him how to live on land in the end. Dresses him up like a funky lil guy. I went with tallman Chil when drawing it and selkie Marcille’s more elf-like, and for selkie Chil I’d imagine it’s the reverse where she’s tallman-like and he still looks like a halfling… Sea-related AUs are my weak spot <33

No matter how you turn it, Marcille is the instigator lol. Selkie Marcille: this little man… I want to know more about this human! Selkie Chilchuck = tries to avoid everything but this Marcille keeps chasing him! It’s her job to, Chilchuck minds his business!! He sees a sliver of something weird out at night? Not his job nope keep your nose out of that it’ll only bring you trouble. It’d have to really itch him at him for him to crack I think… Honestly he’d make a great lovecraftian horror protagonist lol. We love a girl with no chill and her nose in everyone’s business

Shout to to @dayundying, @cabinette, @soappox and @lucky-fydraws!! These people were there for the brainstorming and the writing of the scripture…

#Dunmeshi au #marchil #chilchuck tims #marcille donato #dredge au #Irish chilchuck ftw #also let’s be real chil would see a naked woman monster and be like oh… i am listening #Mean old fisherman ily. He wonders how seal jerky would taste. Surprisingly kind tho. Would pet the seal #If ppl want more specific credit or parts edited out just lmk #Tallman chilchuck

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