#anne thinks she’s so funny

[appleinducedsleep]

yes my petticoat is six inches deep in mud, yes they are actually sweatpants

#jane austen #jane austen meme #pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice memes #anne thinks she’s so funny #gotta romanticize walking the dog

[samarecharm]

Fake Dating for an event but make it Makoann

MAYBE its preparation for Shidos palace? Getting intel on some people on his hitlist before infiltrating for real?

Originally Akira was willing to take Makotos place, but there were concerns that someone would recognize him through the makeup. “Shido KNOWS your face; we cant risk that.”

Futaba doesnt go for very obv reasons (agoraphobic), but also, she needs to have a live feed of everything being said incase they need to leave the event early. And Haru cant go bc shes the daughter of Okumura; she would be recognized immediately. Makoto is simply the best choice given the (unfortunate) circumstances.

Normally, they would joke about Ann’s acting; but shes a model and she knows how to act appropriately in these kinds of situations. Its not an act, its her Job, and its kind of wild for Makoto to see her effortlessly mingle w so many important and intimidating people without a care in the world. Makoto finds herself less stressed about the event because of it, and perhaps even a little emboldened 😳

Bonus Doodle under the cut (drawn before the images up top)

#persona 5 #makoann #ann takamaki #makoto niijima #arts #funny bc it started w me trying to make some very nice and simple outfits for ann #and the dress n clutch looked really nice. like nice enough to be a unassuming outfit to wear at a fancy event #and like. i DONT have a legit place i could see this happening ingame; shido was kind of last minute #but then. i dunno. i feel like futabas hacking skills were pretty underutilized in the game #shes sneaky but thats about It #i need her making up fake credentials and IDs for her team #and making vip invitations for them to get wherever they need to go #yeah they have haru bc shes rich but WHY make her go through all that? #if anything i feel like she would be helpful to give futaba some people to search #and businesses owned by those people #anyway. rambling #i had a version of that second image w makoto resting her hand on anns butt bc shes so short and ann is Big #and ann teasing her for it #but decided against it bc i think makoto would be so paranoid about accidentally grabbing her ass LMAO #also. i guess TECHNICALLY they would be drinking. but they are also pretending to be in their 20s #as like. up n coming investors or whatever. so ann is like ‘makoto this is one time where i need u to not be a narc.’ #imagining makoto carrying a full cup w her the entire event bc she almost audibly gagged when she sipped the alcohol #ann just takes from her cup from time to time bc shes just like that (shares food n drinks w ryuji and akira all the time) #but makoto is like. good lird. indirect kiss. #its made more apparent when anns lipstick stains the glass a bit #makoto: what the hell did i get myself into. jesus.

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #this scene gets to me because it reveals how a lot of yosuke's talk about getting a gf or meeting a girl and all of that is just... talk #on the one hand it's atlus needing the best friend character to fill that role of “lets check out girls!” #on the other hand it also reads to me as another facade of yosuke's struggle to meet his idealised conception of an average teenage boy #see it's funny because even in the first instance the role is always a bit deeper than it is #slight spoilers for p3 and p5!!! #but in junpei's case regardless of his flirtations he doesnt actually reciprocate or is even a potential LI for femmc #in ryuji's case when ann turns on the charm and offers to go on a date with him he tells her off and says that she should be like herself #i think that theres always a surprising level of nuance to be found with that skirt-chasing stereotype atlus likes to give us #i think yosuke's narrative here quite closely parallels junpei's in that theyre actually super devoted people #and yosuke has found an attachment to saki in the way junpei had with chidori so of course hes not willing to compromise on it #its such a mixed thing because even though he knew saki's kindness to him was probably faked yosuke's loyalty to her was already set #yosuke strikes me as the type of person that if youre nice to him once he'll follow you for life #i love that nanako was the one that responded to yosuke with like “oh like homework?” and yosuke gently plays along #its evocative of his tendency to shoot his mouth off only to quickly cover it up with a joke #but yu is there in the room as well listening and empathising and i think it was a moment that really #revealed to us (and yu) yosuke's underlying motivations and beliefs #even if it was sandwiched between the moment of yosuke trying to look at yu's prn #or perhaps especially because it was sandwiched between that moment the juxtaposition becomes more salient #that such talk from yosuke functions as a distraction from the anguish and ennui he feels about losing saki #he's good with his queue

[bobzora]

i dont remember if i've ever mentioned my mew mew au lmao. but i drew some of that

#my art #p5 #persona 5 #the designs r just about as loose as this thing's 'lore' #i dont have mew form joker bc well this whole time ive just been drawing him in ichigos outfit.which i might theoretically want to change. #lol. #this has been a thing for a while #i thought it would be funny if haru and akechi had like a. rabbit/wolf thing.also obligatory cat/dog thing w joker #sorry for goro akechi midriff by theway. #i gave mew form ann low pigtails because i have low pigtail bias.its so hard to hide where the human ears would be for these guys LOL #w.akaba was a Mew Scientist before she died in a mysterious fire.now futaba is continuing the craft.or something. #(name censored bc shes not here btw lmao) #yusuke's not a scientist or anything hes just some guy who is there. #ryuji is also not a mewmew hes just a good pal. #morgana lost his memories also in that fire? at least thats what im going with for now. #i dont know if hes a robot...? or just a mew mew science talking cat or. something. this is literally so loose #dont even worry about it. #(full disclosure i havent actually seen that much tmm it was always my brother's thing. i just like it and think its cute :/ ) #'mew mew' is such a funny thing to say.

[capybaraonabicycle]

Anne: I want to be like you: Unmarried because I don't give a shit about romance.

Josephine: Anne, I'm a lesbian. And my wife just died.

#I don't think this is supposed to be funny but it really is #*Anne talking about kindred spirits proclaiming her undying love to Diana* Josephine: thank god she gets it #*Anne saying how she will ignore her romantic feelings for a boy because she is following in Josephine's footsteps* #Josephine: I have spoken too soon #Don't worry aunt Josephine: Anne will figure out she is bi sooner or later I am sure <3 #I have the theory that all of Anne's kindred spirits are simply fellow queer people #Aunt Josephine and her 'friend' Gertrude are clear and so is Diana #That teacher (that I haven't seen in the series yet but I am sure she'll show up) I expect will be another open and shut case #Matthew in the audio book was very aroace coded and now there's his lady friend in town #But honestly it does make sense that he would be nervous around her when he cares for her a great deal platonically but knows she is #expecting something else #anne of green gables #anne with an e #I am kinda watching the series and listening to the audio book at the same time #I have to say much as I like the series Marilla she will always be Whitney Avalon to me #I am not set on anyone else as much but Marilla is her that's just the way it is

[arsenicflame]

i need anne bonny to be terrible btw (affectionate)

#i need her to be such a bitch!!!!! such a little shit!!!!! #i need her to be there for a good time and she WILL use you as her entertainment with no remorse #i need her laughing and eating popcorn while ed + stede fight because of something she said #i need her to be kissing stede because 'it'll make ed jealous and make him make a move!' #(she just thinks its funny) #women should be a menace. as a treat #read: i need her to be the exact woman cj would marry #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #anne bonny #see also: i need her + izzy to get on like a house on fire holy shit putting these two together was a bad idea quick separate them before #they set a town on fire oh god izzy put down the knife #anne&izzy is so precious to me. i think they have little murder weekends

[pygmy--tyrant]

one thing that's really funny about interview with the vampire becoming pretty popular again is that I keep seeing people who've either only seen adaptations or only read the first book calling the gay part 'subtext'...girl in the next book lestat talks pretty plainly about how he was in love with louis. like romantically. he also had a boyfriend called nicolas in that book and they kiss on the lips and everything. in the third book the interviewer guy (whose name is daniel) gets with armand and they have weird vampire gay sex and everything. anne rice literally said that part of the lore for her books is that the vampirification process also makes you bisexual. I'm not fucking kidding. it was a lot of things but subtextual was not one of them

#it's so funny to me like I think she said it pretty plainly??? #the only thing subtextual about iwtv was the 1994 movie where they tried to not make it obvious that it was gay #and even so it's pretty fuckin hard to make the story not be about brad pitt and tom cruise of all people being gay vampire married #the anne rice quote where she says that was so funny as well btw she's literally like #'vampires are inherently gay. this is because lord byron and john william polidori (who wrote 'the vampyre') definitely fucked' #say what you will about her but it has to be said. she was so right for that #sapphire's random thoughts #interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles

[princekirijo]

Ann and Ryuji make Katsuro play the guitar part of Stacy's Mom but they sing "Riku's Moms" instead while Riku's nearby

Katsuro's mortified but 2000 yen is 2000 yen

Riku's pissed

LMAOOOOO NOT KATSURO DOING IT FOR 2000 YEN 😭

I had a very similar hc to this LMAOOO because I know the thieves would love to bully Riku with that song but the Katsuro edition def makes it

#asks #latenitewaffles #koopa bro #this is so good tulin 💀 #oc tag #i actually think stacys mom is ann's ring tone for riku LMAOOOO #she loves to mess with him <3 #this is so funny cant believe katsuro was bought out for like 12€ (if the converter i used is right) #riku is genuinely soooo done with them LMAOOO

[lesbianmity]

The Owl House's penultimate episode leaking is nothing compared to when someone leaked the color scripts of all the most important parts of the Amphibia finale just a few hours away from the release

#it was so funny. the color scripts showed anne dying but not her coming back so people spent like 7 hours thinking she really died #the owl house #amphibia

[sundaemuddysucks]

have you guys thought about what would happen if dawn found the real invincibility statue in roti

#think about it #scott #the main antagonist #goes home in episode 5 #he isn't here to start shit #because he's not in the mine episode anne maria probably never gets kidnapped by zeke #so she doesn't get the funny rock that makes her quit the game #this means dakota is never brought back to the game #so she doesn't get that second chance to connect with sam #meaning they probably never get together #and since scott isn't here to force mike to tell zoey about his DID (indirectly) #zoey either never finds out or has to find out through different means #guys this affects so much

[vogelmeister]

trying to figure out if my stories pass the bechdel test and honestly wondering what counts as a conversation

#also bc goud is wlw im changing it to anne fleur and merel have to have a conversation with another named female not about romance #so no romance no man #and tbh i think it STILL passes #bc we have lieke and kim with the phone (not explicitly about romance even tho the intent involves it) #i actually checked the scene and there is no mention that merel and anne fleur are dating or dirk jan #merel and her boss talking about merel being a writer #funny thing is goud definitely doesn’t pass reverse bechdel none do i think #um i know the book i wrote at 14 defs passed bc they talk about the ships a lot plus elsa is a girlboss #she’s really not #ill have to check the other two though bc its just a man even if there is no romantic intent #dutch language found dead

[oceanbreathessaltyx]

Slight frame nearly swimming in too-big clothes that used to belong to Jack, Anne is hunched over the meat on her plate to cut it away from the bone; eats it right off the blade. She’s sat in silence at the table in Spanish Jackie’s, apparently disinterested in the conversation between the two men seated with her.

“Ain’t our problem you an’ Teach ain’t gettin’ along,” she sneers it from beneath the brim of her hat, the first words out of her mouth since Izzy Hands has joined them. Hands is fine, but Anne won’t say the same about his shadow. She has reason to tolerate Jack’s shite, watch his back. None exists for Teach and his endless drama.

“Listen dude,” Jack addresses Izzy in a casual tone. “Rapunzel’s always a hoot, but the partner in crime says “no-can-do”.” That seems to be that until the pair exchange a glance. The silence is brief, yet a wordless discussion clearly passes between them. Whatever it is Anne scoffs and shakes her head, amused.

“Unless of course,” Jack leans forward with his arms folded on the table, shit-eating grin flashing at Izzy, “there was something in it for your ol’ buddies Jack and Anne.”

@isrighthand

#isrighthand #(( i hope this random starter is ok )) #(( featuring ofmd!jack cause the idea of him & bonny going from friends to lovers to platonic life partners is outrageously funny to me )) #(( he's a huge piece of shit to everyone but anne lmao )) #(( i was thinking this is when izzy sends cj to collect ed )) #(( also anne likes izzy i promise haha she's just so mean!! idk i feel like she'd like izzy )) #(( full disclosure i stole cj calling ed 'rapunzel' from a bunch of fanfics i've read )) #thread: anne bonny #thread: calico jack rackham

[fideidefenswhore]

the tudors (2007-2010)

anne boleyn (2021)

bonnie burstow (1992)

#HOW IS MY MOTHER...YK...THAT OTHER WOMAN THAT HAD ONLY A DAUGHTER WHICH IS PROOF GOD HAS ABANDONED HER #ffs chapuys; know your audience!! #anyway tl;dr these are all (obviously) fictional mary's so who knows if she ever expressed these sentiments #but i didn't realize how common a feature this was until i came across the quote #and you know. as you watch them. knowing the fictionalized mary is going to become the historical mary #one can't help but be like damn if this not going to come back to bite in 20 years... #it also had me thinking of the double standards of mary i stans #anne boleyn's stillbirths/miscarriages are how she 'fucked around and found out' #which is not their attitude towards mary's phantom pregnancies #nor should it be. but probably not for either; right? #i think the fact of the matter is it's quite possible mary was never going to have been able to have children even had she married younger #as much as it's possible anne might never have been able to carry any other pregnancies to term #she was really not that 'old' when she married; royal women had had children at 38 and even later #(mary that is) #and if that's true it doesn't mean she had less worth as a human being or that it's...funny? like #(that she never could have carried any pregnancies to term herself; that is) #i'm not sure why they can only see that for one particular women and not any others somehow #maybe we shouldn't be actually applying 16c principles on a woman's worth as we study them. just thinking out loud #or be celebrating the stress and pressures they must have felt cornered by all sides by the expectations of the patriarchal system #within which they had to survive...lol. lmao; even

[zevranunderstander]

hate how scared modern liberal movies are of making characters of color into antagonists of any sort? like i know it depends on what kind of story you want to tell, but if it's a "colorblind" story that's just like, "regency era, but diverse" or whatever and all of the people of color are the kind supporting cast, just go fuck yourself I'm sorry

#persuasion 2022 was sooo dirty w this #like... let actors of color play rancid people too? idk man i want to see characters. #i dont want to see you did the bare minimum and hired a few actors of color #like. in THE BOOK persuasion lady russell was lowkey a mean classist bitch #and they just.... didn't make her a mean classist bitch and just made her a kind mother to anne for nooo reason? #like also. sorry i didn't really super like gl*ss onion #(censoring just so it isn't in the tag) #bc like i get they wanted to critique billionaires. but... i dont think the movie was very smart to be honest #like it has a lot of nice funny details. but like. its all very on the nose and the pacing wasn't that great #and tbh i was like 'woah ballsy move to make leslie odom junior play some guy whose a complete suck up to a billionaire' #but like. he really was theeeeeee most harmless of them like. #this man was so insignificant to the story he was only needed to give exposition like 3 times #same w the politician woman like she had no fucking purpose to the plot #but especially with his character i felt like this could have been a great role but I think the director was too scared #of coming across racist to do anything interesting with the character at all? like what was he there for? #and like ive seen this man act this man is a fucking powerhouse of an actor you know #i was soooo excited that he was in the movie and he played like 'lowkey unimportant character number 3' like i was sooo mad abt that #like did viola davis perform her soul out on god knows how many seasons of how to get away w murder #just so that mainstream now is too scared again to cast people of color in non-'kind supporting cast 🥺' roles??? #like i hope i dont sound insane but i am sooo tired of this

[lesbiancolumbo]

OH kubrick lmao

#asks #FUCK THAT GUY! #it's funny because eddie and anne's dynamic is so good. he tries to be more neutral and she is me in that she's just like #I THINK THE SH/NING IS VASTLY OVERRATED #and he just :D no comments his way through the whole thing. but i agree anne...... i agree so much. lmao she oliviered the fuck outta him #my dear boy. have you tried just...... directing?

[tobe-sogolden]

When Olivia’s parents went to Harry’s concert, one of the HLTs who I followed at the time had a meltdown and couldn’t deal it so she started attacking people for knowing who her parents were and trying to paint it as weird. I reminded her that Olivia’s parents are both famous journalists and are respected and well-know in the political world but as expected, she ignored my ask and continued to spread misinformation to her followers. She also had no problem knowing who Xander’s dad and sister are and got mad when I brought up the double standard 🙃

Omg who caressssssss. If I remember correctly, the person sitting behind them at the concert identified them bc she was curious why these seemingly random people had backstage passes and then saw one of them texting an Olivia in their phone and concluded those were her parents (or looked up what her parents look like and then matched it with who was in front of her). Not that weird imo 😅

#ask #and what's so funny is they're the ones who are obsessive about the people in her life 😭😭 #like idk if y'all remember the whole drama of how people found out they were all in italy together for christmas #ik it was suspected that harry was there bc i think both anne and gemma had posted from italy??? #and then one of them stalked olivia's brother in law and found out he was there too??? #and started harrassing him on instagram??? #idk im probably not remembering all the details correctly but like howwwwwww did y'all even find her brother in law #i didnt even know she had a sister until that incident lmao