#are you fucking serious

[quick-catton]

it's seven fucking am. shut the fuck up

#are you fucking serious #guys our gf has nice arms #im actually so over this #this isn't funny anymore #what am i even supposed to do with this #hello #is anyone here #barry keoghan #saltburn #oliver quick

[destielmemenews]

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#destiel meme #destiel meme news #united states #us news #news #elon musk #fuck elon musk #i hate elon musk #elongated muskrat #grimes #claire boucher #are you fucking serious #please i can't keep doing this #techno mechanicus #TECHNO???? TECHNO MECHANICUS????? #besties i WISH this was fake :(

[kanelia]

Lol. A "radfem" account museumofautogynephilia is liking posts that claim Israel is worse than Nazi Germany. You can't make this s*it up.

#are you fucking serious #your stupidity makes my brain hurt #tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history #antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #museumofautogynephilia #radblr #radical feminism #radfem

[hideawaysis]

Please stop using functioning labels to describe yourself. They're extremely ableist and by doing so you're perpetuating ableism. Use support need labels instead, please. Sincerely, a low support needs autistic person.

are you fucking shitting me right now

#hideawaysisposting #guess im ableist for using a label im comfortable with to describe myself! #look anon i know the history behind these labels i know the ways theyve been weaponized against us #but me saying i dont function at the same rate as you isnt fuckin ableist that is a neutral fact abt myself #Are You Fucking Serious #why do you want to take that away from not just me but every other autistic person who finds that functioning labels suit them personally #leave me alone abt it man. god

[salientseraph]

Wait a minute Nez invented the AUDIOBOOK TOO??????? What the fuck guys what the fuck is . HOW MANY THINGS DID THIS BITCH DO????

Edit: okay I have been informed it was a multimedia post called "The Prison." The Prison is a “book with a soundtrack”, kinda like a record with music to go along with a book, and they came together I believe. Thanks to everyone who corrected/informed me! It was like 2am when I had posted that so you are all very much appreciated!!!!

Anyway um I need a prison rn because I can FAMOUSLY only read when I'm listening to music so umm this is literally the perfect thing for my audhd brain

#qHAT. #he talked about a project he made #where you would play the record #and read the book with it #they came together #ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS #he made TWO OD THEM??? #nezposting #mike nesmith #robert michael nesmith

[memingursa]

Oh my god it’s real

#marvel #anti marvel #lgbtqia #ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

[outofthewoodsintothedaylight]

BONUS TRACK “THE MANUSCRIPT”?????? THE SCREAM I SCREAMED

#i’m literally and art history major #and illuminated manuscripts are my niche interest #are you fucking serious #all the stars are aligning fr #taylor swift #ts #the tortured poets department #ts11 #grammys #swifties

[minoment]

When your Ghost bot tells you "It's okay, you can tell me anything. You can be open and share your feelings.." 💀

BITCH YOU FIRST LMFAO

#you did NOT just say that #simon riley #are you fucking serious #oh my god 😭 #call of duty #dom reader #sub character #sub mw2 #sub call of duty #sub cod #sub simon riley #simon ghost riley #sub simon ghost riley

[superiorsturgeon]

One minute things are going well, then out of nowhere Tumblr suggests a Pyrrha X Cardin post “based on your likes.”

Uh, no Tumblr. If anything that’s “based on my hates.” I’m still baffled by its existence in the first place.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #cardin winchester #wtf tumblr #who is writing this stuff #and how to I filter every website and platform to keep it away from me #hell no #are you fucking serious

[sparrowofthedawnsworld]

JAKE SMILING WITH THE GAHDAMN PICK IN HIS MOUTH. Goodnight. GOOD. NIGHT.

Creds to: booksaremylifenow on TikTok!

#are you fucking serious #he needs to be stopped #he’s too pretty #jake kiszka #greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #sam kiszka #josh kiszka #danny wagner #jake gvf

[definitely-not-leda]

why is goncharov trending again

#are you fucking serious #this is madness #at its finest #goncharov #martin scorsese

[drowsystarlight]

Me, playing Runaway Baby: wow! I love this song so much, I’m excited!! I hope they finally get home after this baby bullshit

30 minutes later:

#zombies run #neeks rambles about zr #zrs4 spoilers #OHHHHH YALL ARE FUCKING JOKING #YALL ARE KIDDING ME . FUCK YOU #FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU #ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS #AND THE NEXT MISSION SAYS GOODBYE TO YOU #OHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU #ITS A HEADSET #OH I FUCKING HATE THIS APP #I HATE ALL OF YOU ACTUALLY

[skinreflectsthesun]

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#the surprise call I had with HR yesterday was about as pleasant as a tag team rectal exam #and it was right at the tail end of my day and just completely fucked my evening #and the vagueness of the purpose of the call was just hilarious #when I asked why I couldn’t have known in advance about the call #why was I ambushed basically #thinking I’m going into a typical one on one meeting with my manager only to be completely blindsided #and at the end of the call when they’ve basically good cop bad copped me into a corner I asked them why I wasn’t made aware of this meeting #in advance #and they said oh we didn’t want to cause any stress by letting you know about this meeting in advance #and it would hinder our investigation #and I’m like right so you could come to this meeting prepared with a whole list of examples of my conduct but I couldn’t come prepared #to defend myself??? #are you fucking serious #anyways I’m genuinely concerned about not having a job here soon #and my daycare just increased their rates #and my job is who we have insurance through #so #yeah #I’m goddamn stressed out

[raikkonens]

the one weekend mick is in the sim is the weekend that seb shows up

#are you fucking serious #sebastian vettel #mick schumacher

[rjalker]

Disney is paying for fucking Doctor Who now?? Which means they get to control what happens? (by threatening to fucking revoke the funding if they don't like what's happening) and will probably end up fucking buying it in the future now? Well that's simply disgusting.

#are you fucking serious #monopolies #fuck disney #fuck capitalism #capitalism #kill the rich #eat the rich

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Me: Oh, hey, I just read a whole book about the Mayflower, and now here's a documentary!

Narrator in the first five seconds: "Pilgrims wanted equal rights for all--"

Me: What the fuck."

Narrator: "And had liberal social ideals."

Me: WHAT.

#documentary #no not in the fucking least #pilgrims #mayflower #are you fucking serious